The PR team are literally high on something I want a piece of… they are bantering us hardcore. The club apparently has interest in Gareth Bale according to Don Balon. Fresh off a disappointing non-starter run at Kylian M’Bappe, Arsenal is keen to dive head first into another transfer they have no chance of pulling off.
I joke, I really do doubt we’d even consider the conversation with the exSpurs wizard… this summer reminds me of that time the Lillywhites went in for Rivaldo. We need to keep in our lane a little bit. We’ve had the last 5 years to make an impact with a big galactico and blown it every time. No idea why we’re playing big balls now when we have next to nothing to offer outside wages everyone else can now afford.
Would be funny though… I feel like Gareth Bale is the only player who can make Aaron Ramsey look world class consistently. It’d make Spurs fans angry as well. Which you can’t knock.
Things are looking double shite for Santi Cazorla – arguably the most sublime player we’ve had to never have won a major trophy with us – is having an injury nightmare where the odds looks severely stacked against him. This from MARCA.
“Each time I leave the operating theatre, I think that everything will be fine and I’ll be back again.
“The doctors have told me that a case like mine is one that they probably won’t see again for a long time as it is unusual for an athlete.
“I had no strength in my tendon or muscle mass.
“Every day my son asks me if I will play again because he really wants to see me out on the pitch again and I really hope that it will happen soon.”
Always a tragedy when an athlete can’t shake off a broken body. We’re all rooting for him. However, in the cold light of day, the reality is he’s not going to come back all guns blazing, and Aaron Ramsey is just as prone to sitting on Colin Lewin’s lap.
Mr Seri dropped some special moves yesterday, has a £35m buyout clause, shares the same midget like qualities as Santi (I mean, way rougher).
Nice take the lead. Unreal work from Seri pic.twitter.com/L9ahDXUnDt
— La Haine (@KozielloEN) July 26, 2017
My main worry with this guy is he’s next to useless at defending. If we know that Santi is f*cked, should we not be powering into the mix with Naby Keita. Guy lost his fucking mind in Leipzig training the other day, so he’s burning bridges to escape, he has all the bits we need, and if he bosses another season like he did this year, he’ll be worth double next year. Weigh in now when all the information points towards this being the right sort of £60m signing.
I guess now I’m writing this, I’m realising that buying another Santi isn’t the answer because his style in our team, with our manager, doesn’t equate to major trophies. Time to rethink. Get a bit more brute in the middle.
In other news, Bayern lost to Inter Milan. Manchester City beat Madrid 4-1. United lost to Barca and played shite. Conte loves Harry Kane and says Spurs has no ambition. Some PV04 loving.
That’s me done… laters. x