Ok, I can’t go on at full pace forever over here guys and gals… I need a rest. So this is me tapping out for a few days.
Anyway, what do you want from me? Proof that the certain segments of the mainstream media live for exclusives and access over values? That the truth is a commodity? That certain names think you’re a f*cking idiot?
Ok, we can do that.
On Monday, one of Europe’s best journos, Rapha Honigstein (Bayern fan), mentioned on the BBC that Arsenal had been asking Europe about the availability of top managers, 4 days later, The Mirror who ‘make u fink’ and stuff, via you know who, dropped an ‘exclusive’ that Arsenal are chasing 4 managers if Wenger leaves, 3 of which The Metro and The Telegraph had mentioned 13 hours prior.
I’m struggling here. Just a few days earlier, this senior insider was attacking fans for having an opinion whilst writing aggressively about a confused board who couldn’t fathom Arsenal fan upset because ‘we’d never had it so good.’
Literally two days later, the ‘baffled’ board had sounded out 4 of the best managers in Europe? An exclusive Honigstein had owned 4 days before?
What’s happened here?
Looks like the exclusive was borrowed, because let’s be fair here, who the f*ck is calling out Roger Schmidt of Leverkusen like this if they’ve paid attention to the Bundesliga for 3 minutes this season.
‘Schmidt would be regarded as the surprise inclusion but has been getting admiring glances for Leverkusen’s entertaining football and consistency and there is a feeling he too could be tempted’
For the record, Leverkusen have been playing garbage football all year, and they’re currently in 9th position in the Bundesliga. Pretty sure no one has found them entertaining, nor would they have admired the consistency. A real rush job. Odd that an ‘informed’ journo who spent last week explaining how a baffled board couldn’t comprehend fan upset would suddenly have a shortlist of 4 names for the summer?
Scrabbling for the clicks that YOU control.
In other very alarming news, Arsene Wenger is destroying his relationship with Arsenal fans in the only way a man who is rich, powerful and giving zero fucks about anything could.
This is what he had to say ab0ut the Arsenal peasants.
“We are in a fight there, we absolutely have to be united or we have no chance to do it.
“You have Tottenham, everyone is in the fight and everyone is behind their team. We have to do exactly the same, even if we had two disappointing results.”
Yep. Be more like Spurs fans. Nice one Arsene. Nothing says you don’t care / are losing your mind, quite like calling for Arsenal fans to be more like our nastiest rivals. Well played. But, you know, my grandad struggled in his latter years and I didn’t hold it against him.
How about this?
‘You cannot be a fan until last Tuesday and not be a fan anymore and not be behind the team this Saturday. It doesn’t make sense.’
Wenger for real believing fan unrest has only been occurring since last week.
Anyway, good news is that our number one target, that looks very much like Allegri, appears to be very hard for Arsenal. On leaving Juventus…
“I won’t deny or confirm anything,”
This is either to get a bigger deal, or it’s because he wants out. Who else would take his role? No one. It’s his. No one is after that Juve job. Allegri is king there.
What do I like about this guy? He’s more tactically flexible than Conte. Not quite as intense, but he’s a baller at the highest level. He’s also won things at a club with mega expectations. He’s a bit of a crazy on the touchline. He can max out a performance like the best of them. He’s a world-class manager.
Has he been fired? Sure. Twice. But he’s won leagues at Milan and Juve. He’s a winner.
Would love to see what Jardim, Sarri and Tuchel could do, but it might be too early for all of them.
Bring Allegri in, give him £1o0m to do with as he pleases. Give him a DoF, like Monchi, Zorc or Ragnick and we’d be f*cking rolling next year.
Anyway, watch this space. Laugh at the fake insiders scrambling and continue to call bullshit on false news peddlers who think you are thick.
THE NARRATIVE IS OURS.
Finger crossed Wenger is really off. That would be best for all of us.
FINALLY, listen to this you selfish football lovers. Last day. xxx
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