Well, well, Tevez finally gets to end his Man City nightmare by agreeing to move to Juve for £9m rising to £12m if he fancies playing. A great deal for Juve if you forget the gargantuan sum of money attached to tying him to a long term deal. What I can say for a fact is that Higauin to Juve is now a no go… he’ll probably end up at City!
I wish that was ‘just jokes’… but it’s probably not. I have no basis to suspect they’ll be in for him other than… ‘It’s just our luck!’… if City had any damn ambition they’d be fighting United for Cavani. Not poncing around in the gutter for Madrid cast offs like Arsenal.
Leave The Hig be Pelligrini… leave him be.
Nothing really moved on the Arsenal front bar the Daily Mail Showbiz section picking on another Arsenal player. This time highlighting Chambo’s tremendous chest. This is the worry with the Brit pack… young, attractive and paparazzi honey. It’s started… if they live up to their on pitch potential, expect a Golden Generation slab of attention to make you want to vomit. Hopefully our boys are grounded enough to resist the temptation to make hay off the back of it.
I know if I was 19 with a profile like Chambo, I’d be hunting down anyone from The Saturday’s who wasn’t pregnant… and I’d be making a beeline for Posh & Becks celeb status. Then I’d go all Wayne Bridge… ‘Screw football, I don’t like the shouting’… then I’d end up getting locked in a hotel room like Adriano, you know, to control my diet, before failing a medical with Internacional (that happened).
Yeah, me and being a footballer is a sad, romantic, tragic story… but you know what? I ate well and i had an affair with Mila Kunis, sorry Frankie.
Some exciting news for the traditionalists who want to move back to Highbury and install Tony Adams as CEO (jokes)… as revealed by me last month, our traditional yellow kit has been reinstated. This is the picture doing the rounds. I haven’t seen the kit, I was just told by Pam it was a really slick version of a classic. It’s not going to deviate too far from this and the general consensus is one of approval.
Yellow is bold on the pitch and certainly preferably to the bland blue we go for… I just wish someone would build us a kit that was creative, original and appealing to the masses… not going to happen though, is it? A horse by committee is a camel right?
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Much love, Pedro & Davor