Well, well. Beaten again. Wenger’s worst points total up until this point in a season ever. It’s getting easier and easier to write these posts because dissecting Arsenal isn’t a challenge anymore. A 14 year old school boy could manage it because our approach to games is so basic, predictable and easy to work around.
Chelsea weren’t particularly impressive yesterday, which made the defeat even tougher to digest. We lined up with the strongest line up we could. Arteta was missing, but he’s hardly been a rock this season. My thinking was that Coquelin would probably suit the game better than the ex-Evertonian because he has the energy and pace which you need to take on a Chelsea midfield packed out with fast moving technically gifted players.
Well, things didn’t really work out how I’d expected. Within a 5 minutes we were a goal down. Giroud was slipped in on goal by Theo, he had found acres of space, took aim and let rip wide of the far right post. A terrible miss for a Premiership striker. It didn’t take long for the ball to make its way down our end, Coquelin managed to pick up possession in the middle of the park, he went on a bit of a dribble, Ramires crunched his ankle, the ref should have called a foul, the ball made it out wide to Hazard, he looped a ball to Mata who had ghosted into the box in front of Sagna and behind Mertesacker… the Spaniard stunned the ball with his first touch and roofed it with his second. A real shambolic goal from start to finish… how can two internationals be so unaware of who is around them? Also… notice that two players we should have signed help work the goal?
Both teams failed to get to grips early on, Arsenal had chances, Cazorla fired a swerving shot at Cech but it was tipped wide. Lampard found himself free in our box after a corner, he wrapped his volley against the post but was adjudged offside. He wasn’t offside, once again, the Arsenal players had their minds on other things.
The next major incident came in midfield. Mertesacker played a ball into Diaby, the Frenchman turned into danger and lost the ball to Ramires, he set Torres free… at this point Ramires made his way into the box, Sagna didn’t track his run, Coquelin didn’t look behind him… Torres played the ball to Mata who pass across goal to Ramires, the keeper came bounding out of his box and spread for the block with his legs wide, Ramires fell over him on purpose and the penalty was given.
Terrible defending. Whether Ramires dived or not is not the point. If you come flying out of your area like that, you open yourself up to that type of trickery. Watch the replay back, when Ramires is played in, the Arsenal players all stand and watch, they pretty much give up, there’s 4 of them all in a bunch like an under 11s bottom division game. Lampard stepped up, struck his penalty the opposite direction of the Chesney dive and made it 2-0 after 15 minutes.
After that, there was no reaction from the Arsenal players. There was no game plan. They had no clue what they were doing or wh0 they were playing for. It was abundantly clear no thought had gone into a game plan. I understand that teams can find themselves a couple of goals down early on, that’s not what bothered me, the total lack of effort to rescue the game is… The worst culprit was Bacary Sagna. I love him as a player, by my oh my how he’s regressed since these botched contract negotiations. He looked like he was sulking at one point, pottering around like an old lady in haberdashery. How many more terrible performances does he have to drop before Jenkinson is given a go?
Our system is supposed to be built upon pressing the opposition off the ball. We don’t do it. So unless my assertions about how our Barca type set up is supposed to work are totally wrong, the players aren’t doing the basics. We literally sit back and let the play come to us. Occassionally if we’re up for it we’ll close down. But again, if no thought has gone into how you press, it’s kind of pointless. I can accept that we don’t have a team dripping in quality, most clubs don’t… what I can’t accept is that you can’t get pretty good players to play with fire in their bellies. You don’t need to be world class to play with passion. That comes from the top. That could come from Steve Bould if he was given responsibility for anything more than picking up the cones and cutting the half time oranges.
The second half, as expected, had a little more about it. Mertesacker fired a shot from the edge of the box straight at Cech. Walcott found space down the right and forced a good save with a low drive. Giroud added to his woes when he missed a pretty good chance to head home from a Sagna cross. Maybe it was a tough chance with all the shoving that was going on, but still, I expected a little more.
Our chance came after some good work from Cazorla in the middle saw the Spaniard slice a beautiful through ball to Theo who took one touch and banged his shot into the top corner. We were back in the game.
We didn’t have enough in the tank after our 15 minutes of fight. Most of the good chances fell to Chelsea. Torres hashed up his afternoon with some terrible finishing and Demba Ba showed us all how rubbish he is when he rounded Chesney and had his shot saved off the line by Thomas Vermaelen. Giroud summed up our afternoon when he found his way to the byline, he cut back, but no one had the forethought to make their way into the dangerzone.
The tie finished 2-1… Arsene Wenger once again showed himself up… our squad too good Arsene? Really?
Today the newspapers and people in the know are saying we’re in for M’Villa and a host of other players. Why does it take a couple of bad results to confirm the obvious? If M’Villa is coming in now, why didn’t we have him this summer? We’re too reactive. If we’d won yesterday, no doubt we wouldn’t be in for anyone. When you’ve got £70m in the bank, you shouldn’t be waiting for the late January sales… especially when so many of the important games have come at the start of the month.
We’re now seriously staring down the barrel of missing out on the top four. I’m not going to get too despondent, this is a poor league this year. Win 5 games on the bounce and I’ve no doubt we’ll be sitting in in the top four. However, this strategy of hoping we’ll improve by being the team to regress the least is utterly ridiculous. There’s no fight in that squad. That’s not because there’s no fight in the players, that’s because we’re a shambles and the manager has lost the faith. People fight for Mourinho, Pep and Ferguson… why aren’t they doing the same for Arsene?
Our bench was embarrassingly poor yesterday. No striker, no midfielder who you could count on. This mess isn’t going to be solved with new players, the problem goes way beyond that. The club is rotting, it’s just such a shame the only way we’ll see an improvement is if the manager leaves… or we get to the end of his current deal. He’s built up too many credit points with Stan Kroenke to lose his job even if he finishes 8th. What a terrible way to run a football club? Arsenal need to be careful they don’t let the rot go too far… without the Champions League you lose appeal which makes it hard to snap up players like Cazorla. Hopefully it won’t come to that, but I can honestly say I’m seriously worried. I’ve never seen a Wenger team so unresponsive. A combination of bad management and average players.
Time is running out on the transfer window and we need a massive kick up the back side. The very fact that Wenger has taken so long to remedy the glaring problems shows you how deeply he’s slipped into power mad arrogance. He’s doing it his way, regardless of how obvious the outcome is…
10 days left to make an impact on the transfer window. Keep them crossed Wenger lucks out and we bring in the type of quality that can work without instruction…










Keyser,
I don’t know why you bother full stop.
Came across this whilst perusing the web
KANU believe it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkMEnCqIBc4
BREAKING NEWS: Kaka deal off – Galliani
AC Milan were in negotiations with Real Madrid over the Brazilian’s return to the club, but have now announced that financial problems have put paid to the deal
Wenger get your arse in gear.
Jeff – Just trying to help you out mate. Full Stop there to. You’re entire post comes across as a bit deluded, like you think the only thing standing between us and untold success has been and is Wenger. Like I said you’re obessesed, just another AKB.
Keyser,
Thank you for your interest in my affairs.
If Wenger sends coq on loan to Real Betis I swear I will have now option but to castrate him. What would be the logic in sending our only DM on loan?
Jeff – You post on a public blog, it’s not like I’m reading your secret journal.
Kwikfit – Where is that coming from ?
Whatch out people, Keyser’s on the prowl tonight. He’ll snare one of you and the next thing you know it’s 3am and you haven’t move an inch. LOL.
What….. Coq Keyser?
http://www.todomercadoweb.es/?action=read&id=32768
Jeff types the same thing again and again, doesn’t make much sense, he doesn’t seem to care, yet still keeps on posting.
What’s weird is that when he’s asked to explain his opinion, he gets upset and wonders why people are asking.
KwikFit – Yeah, Coq keeps popping up on here, but never on newsnow, thought it was just twitter rumour ? Maybe Wenger is going to bring someone in. He needs games really, and I’m not sure we can afford to give him many to get things right, though with Arteta out we don’t have many options either.
Keep trying, Keyser, keep trying. I’m not biting.
Kwik
Why on earth do we need Coq. we have Diaby – I mean it’s not like he is likely to get injured is it!
It wouldn’t surprise me if Wenger decides to send Jack on loan next. He’s a complete fruit cake and he’s in charge of our Arsenal.
Jeff – You sound like a smart fish. Maybe it’s me that’s bitten.
Victory Through Harmony, boys… sticking together in support is the only other way we will accomplish our other motto FORWARD. Forward does not mean neccessarily mean trophies it means working along with the ideals most of us once had…. does anybody remember what we sang at chelski and where they could stick their russian mony? Come on boys we dont want to just buy a trophy. if so you may just as well go down your high street and buy one
No chance of buying a trophy, Wenger can’t even manage a bit on ‘window’ shopping!
*of
How low we’ve sunk.
2009…If Wenger sells Adebayor and doesn’t replace him I’ll kill him.
2011…If Wenger sells Fabregas and doesn’t replace him I’ll kill him.
2011…If Wenger sells Nasri and doesn’t replace him I’ll kill him.
2012…If Wenger sells Song and doesn’t replace him I’ll kill him.
2012…If Wenger sells Van Persie and doesn’t replace him I’ll kill him.
All the way to…
2013…If Wenger sends Coquelin out on loan I’ll kill him.
Mission Accomplished for Arsenal PLC.
Jeff,
LOL !!
We’ve all been there bud !!
Doubt you have.
This is Arsene
Arsene saved 15m on cheap french imports and now he feels Epic.
Go on Arsene press that button son…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMowkUGW-T4
Wenger says Arsenal lack killer instinct. Well Arsene that killer instinct you talk about should start with you.and your failing miserably so how to fuck can you install it in the players?
http://www.scmp.com/sport/soccer/article/1133163/wenger-says-arsenal-lack-killer-instinct?
return of the pong if le coq goes.. all loaness are just in the shop window he wont be back…..
Keyser’s looking for someone new now gambon and SDE are banned. It might just be Jeff
RSPCArsenal
Frimpong is an awful player.
Coq played well in the last two games and should never be sent out on loan. Ramsey should be fired out on loan not coq.
fuck that, gambon’s been a mong for a year or so now, he doesn’t really care what he says because the blog kind of mirrors Arsenal now..
Pedro’s moved sites, supposedly to improve the experience ?, he’s stopped the embedding of video’s, but put in advertising, most of the intelligent posters have moved on frustrated by the lack of real debate, and Pedro’s inability to either police the site or match their ambitions for intelligent discourse.
What’s left are the Djourou’s and Denilson’s of the world, while the Club/Pedro are happy to draw in the hits from the wider internet viewing public, rather than just those that turn up to the site for matchdays.
Hopefully if Pedro can secure new commercial deals, he’ll be able to set-up a proper site again, with video embedding for the people that get bored easily, get a moderator in to keep the plebs in check and maybe transfer in some much needed quality, in terms of guests posts.
Pedro’s done well, he’s a Wenger of the blogging world, took a small page in WordPress and built it into the self-sustaining model you see now, except he needs help in the big bad world of football blogging.
Coquelin’s done alright, except that’s not what we need, we need more, Arteta-Diaby-Cazorla worked at the start of the year, it was far from perfect and they were probably playing a lot closer to their limits.
Arteta needs someone physical, Diaby needs someone that’s smart enough to work around him and Wilshere just complicates things really, Coquelin doesn’t have the experience to run things and right now we’re desperate for points and you can’t make mistakes.
It’s like the comparison between the first and second half, we can’t start matches with that tempo because unless we’re spot on, we’ll just tire in the second half leaving us with nowhere to go, and we can’t keep things tight and be cautious because one mistake and it all falls apart.
http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/372313?
Another French Fancy !!
Lambert should’ve had a couple by now.
ARSENAL MAKE £4M BID FOR 19 YEAR OLD FLORIAN THAUVIN
Thank fuck for that, for a minute I thought we were in trouble !!
Kwik
Yeah but Le Doof just gave Ramsey a £60 000 a week deal…for sweet FA I might add.
A la Denilson he now has to play him, no matter how mind numbingly useless he is, he can justify it by saying ‘Ramsey has had 300 games for Arsenal.’
Keyser,
Thats why we need to get rid of the dross. So we can get the likes of Mvila, Yanga-Mbiwa and others which give us a better squad and also allow us to rest the likes of Arteta, Cazorla and Wilshere.
We cant expect them to play their best if they are playing every single game without rest.
Rotation is key.
Florian thauvin?
Haha
Wenger and the Board know full well that we pay the player’s wages through our ticket purchases.
SO WHY THE FUCK DON’T THEY GET ABOUT 1 MILLION A WEEK OF USELESS DROSS OFF OUR WAGE BILL THAT WE PAY FOR?
I said yesterday I will not believe any rumours until we were linked with a teenager from the French league’s, and “bingo” we have our first true contestant for the January transfer window, Florian Thauvin.
Congratulations Florian and welcome to Arsenal, will £50k per week be enough sir!
Mark my words this will be the only signing this January.
This isn’t even a joke anymore, it’s just one big comedy show, and we ,the fans, are the butt of every joke!
What if he’s the next jean Pierre papin?
‘ARSENAL MAKE £4M BID FOR 19 YEAR OLD FLORIAN THAUVIN’
This better be either a joke or the first of a few signings this window.
No that’s it johnny5
Florian thauvin, our saviour
And the best bit is that Bastia will only sell on the condition that he stays with them for the rest of the season. Woopeewoooooooo
He’s only ever scored a couple of goals, here’s one
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qFiWpWksHow&feature=relmfu
Fucking bollock who wants this muppet seriously I don’t care if he’s gonna be messi in 5 years time we need players who can make an impact now established quality players not douche bags from the French lower leagues as per usual
‘ We’ll fucking see what we can fucking do’
LoL you don’t care if he’s going to be Messi in 5 years, Coq’s messi now.
You really got to pity this poor bitch;
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BBKWkzSCMAEVSJe.jpg
We need more Messi Coq solve all our frustrations.
What do we and she have in common?
Were both getting fucked by Wenger!
Has Arsene Wenger resorted to tactics he has previously deplored?
Following around other teams scouts? Especially Newcastle’s it seems.
M’Bwia closes in on Newcastle deal, Arsenal step in at last moment. Reported.
Newcastle offer £2 Million for Thauvin, Arsenal offer £4 Million at last minute.
Santos pisses all over messi he’s that damn good he’s so good he don’t even need to play.
I really hope this guy don’t turn out to be the only signing. For all my bitching and moaning deep down I want us to win every game
We had a tie-in to Bastia years ago, and M’Bwia plays for the team we’ve bought Giroud off and played in our Champions League group.
If you look at the build up to their second goal, Diaby is busy arguing with someone so he’s not ready for the ball from Mertesacker, which is why he spills possession. It’s little things like that that kill me. Focus on the game and stop whining.
Gary Neville is very correct on his tactical analysis of us. Too many players want to get behind the ball. No one wants to get in behind, sit in the pockets, we’re quite happy to pass it around the quarter moon of players outside their box.
Florian fuckin thauvin wtf? The next amouri bischoff!!
Mwbwiamlook aggressive an leggy when we played them, wouldn’t mind him tbh as a reserve player
This thauvin is just pointless
We’ve got a good track record with Bastia as they give us 15m …sorry Song. Maybe Wenger can turn this guy into say 20m.
Thauvin, Is this the ‘exceptional’ player that will get us back into a champions league place? Wenger what a fucking useless c**t you are!
Keyser
I agree. When I started reading this blog a couple of years ago, there were posters who were incredibly knowledgeable football wise. Most have moved on. I liked the greater variety of posts. There were more comments on European/continental football, more references to AFC history and past glories, more talks about tactics and match analysis. Now, it’s all narrowly Wenger focused so inevitably repetitive and at times depressing. The embedded videos were great as well. This said, I still read excellent comments and some posters make me smile/laugh as well. LG remains a very good blog overall. Pedro does a fine job, but he should publish an article from a guest blogger at least once a week.
Josip Skoblar – The post was a bit tongue in cheek, think people are just frustrated now, or maybe we just a higher concentration of frustrated peoples. I think video embedding will help eleviate that by a fair margin.
Look at poor Kwikfit there, I never used to have to read his opinions, he was simply the random dude that turned up late at night to post Noddy Holder music videos.
Slightly patronising Keyser but I know what you mean. I also miss the Noddy Holder Vids
just witnessed the picture of wenger’s office . as an electrical engineer may I point out that the socket in the background is overloaded by too many plugs. May i suggest a 4 way extension lead and a cable tidy. the sparkies at the emirates should be ashamed of themselves or perhaps something is a foot…………….
Josip
Don’t think there’s been any degradation of the intelligence of posters nor the value of what they’re saying.
I think the comments have gone south because people are bored.
Tired of saying the same things for years now. And it’s spilling over.
What’s the point in having a debate about Arsenal? We all know exactly what they’re going to do…or not more accurately. Arguing is pointless, aside from on a Fantasy Manager level.
Kwikfit – Sorry mean’t to add ‘he’s a lovely chap’
geekpie
May I suggest a little bit of Dynamite strategically placed would be more appropriate.
kwik fit
yes that would work handsomely.
Cesc
You may be right. We’re all a bit depressed/bored at the moment…
geekpie
Dynamite under the desk didn’t work on a certain other dictator in History
Think about it this way:
We are 22 points from the top and 19 points from the bottom.
Souper mid-table qawwali dee!
Bergkamp
January 21, 2013 19:37:28
I know Bergkamp. You can’t say anything against Wenger with “you know who” around. He gets very upset, bless him, and then away we go into a pointless all-night question and answer session. It’s one of the few pleasures he has left, unfortunately. He’ll probably come back on me for this post. Let’s see.
Your Comment Here
real fab post and excellent game analysis too
I remember when Roma fans demanded a high profile signing and the club bought delvecchio in the summer, which was seen as the cheap option by the disgruntled fans. To show the club thier disbelief and disgust the fans boed his evey touch even he scored initially.
Although it will psychologically ruin him, I think we should all round up on this florian chap in similar style. Pitty to make him the fall guy but fuck him, we need to get our point across.
This club ain’t big enough for two Coq’s, and one ain’t ever going to leave.
Salparadise, what makes that awesome clip even better is that the third goal all started because of a shit pass by that cunt dennis wise
Keyser, if I could afford to give you a free transfer I would…
Just sort out video embedding and I’ll waive my wages and my loyalty bonus.
Toli
Sorry fella but that’s a pretty bad idea.
He probably won’t play for a couple of seasons anyway
Lets give Napoli £25mill and Keyser for Cavani !
Keyser
fuck that, gambon’s been a mong for a year or so now, he doesn’t really care what he says because the blog kind of mirrors Arsenal now..Pedro’s moved sites, supposedly to improve the experience ?, he’s stopped the embedding of video’s, but put in advertising, most of the intelligent posters have moved on frustrated by the lack of real debate, and Pedro’s inability to either police the site or match their ambitions for intelligent discourse.What’s left are the Djourou’s and Denilson’s of the world, while the Club/Pedro are happy to draw in the hits from the wider internet viewing public, rather than just those that turn up to the site for matchdays.Hopefully if Pedro can secure new commercial deals, he’ll be able to set-up a proper site again, with video embedding for the people that get bored easily, get a moderator in to keep the plebs in check and maybe transfer in some much needed quality, in terms of guests posts.Pedro’s done well, he’s a Wenger of the blogging world, took a small page in WordPress and built it into the self-sustaining model you see now, except he needs help in the big bad world of football blogging.
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LOL . This was a hilarious read. Also I been too busy cutting my wrists at the collapse of Arsene’s tyranny. Did SDE and Gambon really get banned? Comments won’t be the same
Harry Wales boasting that he’s killed some Afghani’s from his helicopter gunship.
What a cunt. He forgot to mention the 440 Brits who died to protect his inheritance.
Harry Wales – you are, in every respect, a bastard.
RB
In a lot of ways there are comparisons with Arsenal’s situation and the Afghan war.
The people in charge, politicians (Wenger, Gazidis etc in our case) won’t admit that they don’t have a clue what their goals are or what they’re doing. So everyday they just field the same tactics, wheel out the same tired lines. And it’s the poor unfortunate boys they field who have to bare the brunt of their failings.
Of course I in no way trivialize what our Fighting men and woman go through. Just a good comparison. Heroes to the last in my opinion and I’d like to see all the money MP’s get for their expenses dolled out in pay rises to the Armed Forces.
The fact a TRAFFIC WARDEN earns more than a Royal Marines Commando on the front-line in Afghanistan is beyond scandalous!
Lol having skimmed the other pages of comments, I must say I don’t condone racism either so your valiant efforts to stamp this out and keep the integrity of this site must be congratulated Pedro
Can’t wait to see this florian thauvin guy play
Kwik, what is there to pity? she effectively owns half of Arsene’s finances, so she is earning 70k a week for nothing. She doesn’t have to sleep with the man, seeing as she is the wrong age, gender and skin colour to really get him Va Va Vooming.. And she is a WAG, we all wanna be one of those right?
and Toli, they would ask for £35 million cash, however they would reluctantly accept £ 40 million + Keyser and Squillaci!
Cesc
I take your point about the troops but there is no justifiable reason to be there. Who’s agenda are they serving exactly? I got wise to that kind of shit and got out long ago.
Dortmund looked good tonight we could do with half their team. Nice to see football played intelligently. Klopp is a top manager. He should be on the top of our list.
2301, not that i’m one to believe all that twitter shit, but an ITK, who also happens to hate Wenger, reckons the Frenchman is in Germany right now tying up a deal for Mario Gotze. we supposedly met the £30 million release clause on sunday! Great player for sure, but Dortmund seem to have so many that they wouldn’t even miss him at the moment…
https://twitter.com/arsenalaction have a read!
Gambon away, Keyser out to play.
Who is the snake and who is the mongoose?
Danny
Goetze is a great player but anyone coming in will regress under Wenger. It would be such a shame.
true Gunner, but you got to think economically, he will have a massive resale value! that’s what football is all about right?……….
Blimey it looked cold in London. My new HD upgrade with Foxtel makes it look like I’m at the game watching through a window. Amazing
Anyway, Arsenal didn’t look good except in the 2nd half.
Pedro
I’m not fussed about top 4, maybe missing will see action taken re the manager. But I’m up for the FA Cup. I think Jack W has that twinkle in his eye for that.
Arsenal to lift the Cup! Hopefully Old Frenchie doesn’t decide to scuttle all hope by playing a 2nd string 11 in any of the pending fixtures
Gnarley
How about the CL.
Hee Hee
Can you just imagine what BM will do to us. They’ll probably send out a second string
Don’t think Arsene will ever win it El Tel
Gary C
I agree, at home they have no need to field their first eleven.
We’re not a club to be feared.
I bet they were chuffed when they drew us.
There are teams like Newcastle who have much, much, much less money than us who are being proactive trying to solve their problems. They got beaten by a large wage offer for Loic Remy, but I think they’ll get Mbwia, they want Haidarra as well and they’re going in for M’Vila.
What is Wenger doing? What is Ivan Gazidis doing? Is Stan Kroenke even aware the transfer window is open, or what exactly that is in the game of ‘soccer’???
Worst run club in Europe, have to be.
We are the Royal Bank of Arsenal.
Gnarley
Winning the UCL takes tactical know how.
So you are quite right, Wenger will never win it.
He doesn’t change his approach for any team. Same players, same ‘tactics’ (word used very very loosely), same substitutes. Horrible gaffer.
Jurgen Kloop please.