Monkey head says Spuds are top dogs and Liverpool warned, don’t do a Wenger!

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Don’t do a Wenger, so now it’s a term used by others meaning bottler or failure, when you got caught speeding in my day they would quip, who do you think you are, Stirling Moss? Meaning  you are going way too fast, nowadays people are warning Dalglish, don’t do a Wenger, meaning don’t blow the chance of silverware to lesser opposition, how embarrassing, don’t bottle it! Our manager is now the victim of managerial abuse.

Souness however was right, that copper who nicked me wasn’t!

Monkey head at the spuds reckon the balance of power has shifted, that they are now top dogs in London, well it’s hard to odds that, above us in the league and with half the wage bill, only one way to find out though, today we have to give them the footballing equivalent of a clip round the earhole.

Is that possible though? What sort of team would we need to put out? For me, a strong but mobile one that attacks with pace and width, and one that retains possession.

As Wenger took away the only threat that Theo had by moving Arshavin on, we have only one option, today though I would drop that option and play the wingers that came from the same school as Urko – Walcott and Oxo, I think they have a point to prove.

Chezzer

Sagna Kozzer Vermaelen Gibbs

Song Arteta Bennayoun

Oxo Robin Theo

Time to stop playing players who don’t give a rats arse and tell others this is their last chance saloon and go at them from the off.

Wenger talks about buying players and has said that he will not spend big, that it would be madness to do so when the world was going bust, what an idiot, he says stuff like that and pays dross massive wages, perhaps if he got rid of the dross we would be able to buy what we need, I think someone needs to explain economics and common sense to him, because he is devoid of it. I don’t think we will ever see success again at Arsenal until someone gets rid of this madman, he really does talk out of both sides of his mouth, he should have been a snake oil salesman.

Anyway back to today, we need to shut then down from the start, pass fast and shoot on sight, if we play tippy tippy crab football, they will punish us for sure, I think the crowd will be our 12th man, but whatever happens today remains bragging rights till next season, that’s a long time folks, I hope the players realise that and I hope that Coquelin recovers quickly, he is the best DM at this club and it’s time to unleash him.

Had he been fit, he would be in there ahead of Song. I put Bennayoun in today because he is very direct, likes a shot and hates the spuds as much as we all do and he deserves his chance. Use Ramsey for impact.

I can’t predict the score, but if I could it would be 3-1 to the good guys and Monkey head would go back to the zoo with his stubby little tail between his legs. Or between Harry’s!

Have a great day Grovers, if you are going, sing till your lungs explode!

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  1. Evan

    You gotta love bragging rights,

    My spurs mate is keeping his head down (office work), i may have to go and visit him in a bit, ask him about the weekend, i’m not guna say a thing about the game, keep him guessing!! He is two pods away and would have usually have said good morning, but he hasn’t. hahahahaha

  2. Thomas. it's up for grabs now...

    Ohhh Morning!

    Well I never… Police are citing a mysterious occurance whereby 40,000 people have vanished from the face of the earth in the London Borough of Haringey. London Mayor, Boris Johnson, said it’s quite disturbing, however as none of them paid taxes he was not too concerned at the impact. He also said that in this Olympic year the extra accomodation would be a welcome bonus as London gears up to cater for the influx of visitors for the 2012 London Games…

  3. Yippee Kai Yay

    Kinda weird not going on principle, when I thought the team stood a chance last week (and was alone in saying as much I think).

    Got a text before the game from a mate who was there with is son saying expectation was on the floor, maybe that’s what makes the win seem all the more amazing to gooners everywhere, that they had been written off so completely beforehand.

    Still as many have said, for now does it matter that it is but one game, when that one game means so much to so many.

    No midweek game (of importance other than not to pick up injuries) at least means a few day of enjoying the result for many I feel.

    Enjoy everyone, it’s been a while, and undoubtedly this is not the end of the story, just an important chapter which had a decent twist to it.

  4. Thomas. it's up for grabs now...

    The English Premier League are congratulating Arsenal FC on an amazing implementation of their emergency evacuation plan. A spokesperson from Arsenal said we activated this at the end of our game against Tottenham and confined it to the away supporters section as a trial basis. It was incredibly successful and we are very pleased at the cooperation from the away fans and the speed at which they exited the ground.

    The Premier League spokesperson said they would be seeking a copy of this plan and using it as a model for all PL grounds. We could not believe our eyes he said, one minute they were there, the next they were gone.

    Police did say however, that the speed of evacuation may have had some psychological impact as many of these fans wearing white shirts were found dazed and numbed and wandering the streets of North London. Many were unable to give their names and addresses and they were deeply traumatised.

    A counseling service has been set up by Haringey council to help those affected by the trauma.

  5. LAzer

    What a script. Bac and Ro score after an age.

    The team was obviously picked to perfection. The experienced heads performed really well. Yossi was terrific as was Arteta. I hope we keep the same team barring injuries of course. Bringing on Chambo and Gerv from the bench to run at teams would be good too.

  6. gambon

    That Hazard 7 Theo comparison is a little silly.

    Hazard is a midfielder, Theo is a striker. Theo has a whole team playing to try and put him in on goal, where as Hazard is the creative hub of his team.

    Theo plays in a reckless attacking team, and an attacking league. Hazard plays in a much more defensive league.

    Not to mention Theo is 2 years older, and has shown zero improvement in 6 years. Hazard is visibly getting better every year.

    Compare Hazard to the likes of Mata, Silva not Theo.

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