You smell that? Yeah, that’s weekend football approaching, finally…
Team news is mostly positive, the only doubts we have surround Thomas Rosicky and the mighty Lukas Fabianski. There are obviously the long termers that are still crocked, Jack Wilshere, Tommy V and Sagna are all nursing their way back to health as is Diaby.
It’s funny, you lose the Frenchman for a few months and you imagine Zidane is coming back into the fold. Stark reality is, a bit of his skill is probably what we need in our rather stagnant midfield. He likes playing in the hole, so it’ll be interesting to see where the coach does play him when he eventually rejoins.
Right back is a disaster waiting to happen if we give Jenko a sustained run. Nothing against the kid, but really, based on what we’ve seen, he should be out on loan. Good news is Koscielny used to be a right back… He’s the obvious decision. Putting JD there is not realistic. Putting him anywhere at the moment isn’t realistic.
Up top we’re still hanging onto the health of Robin. I’d imagine he’ll start In between Gervinho and Theo. I really don’t think we should be starting AOC. Regardless of how excited we are, his goals have come against lowly opposition and wagering our season on him coming good consistently is unfair. Especially as Theo is in form. I know it’s trendy to say Theo is not a good player, I’ve been saying it for years, however, this last year, he’s actually looked pretty threatening, now everyone wants to slag him off? I don’t get it…
On paper, Sunderland are one of the worst sides in the league, they’re pretty good at nicking points off us though… which is why we can’t afford to be complacent or sloppy on front of goal. 3 points is a must, we need to start building momentum heading into the Chelsea game.
In other news, Marca report that Cesc’s problems now are a result of our training methods. According to their ‘study’, we train 16 year olds like 30 year olds, which breaks their bodies whilst they’re still forming. Pretty much answers the question of why we’re suffering more than we used to, what with us having virtually no 30 year olds.
The Mirror has us chasing Gabriel Torje, who they’ve dubbed the Romanian Messi. Now is that the same as Igor Stepanovs being dubbed the Latvian Tony Adams ? Or is it a realistic comparison? If we’re going creative, I’d still like us to go all out for Gotze who apparently loves Arsenal and Barca. Works for me… He’s from a solid football background and I like German footballers.
Anyway, enough from me, it’s joke Friday and it appears I’m holding things up!
Was looking at our squad in the new FIFA game last night.. My god, it’s shocking how we went from having a team of world class players to a bunch of bottle jobs that can’t be given away.
I wouldn’t wanna be a new manager coming into a job like this with the clowns we have upstairs.
Poor cunt wouldn’t last half a season.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGn-cNmuzJo
Ivory, oh well a holidays a holiday! I always dread going away with the family, but it’s always fun in the end, but I guess that depends on your family! Shame about the OM game though, got any plans to come over for a game this year?, there’s plenty on general sale as you know
The ticket machine at the local station knows a lot about me, it’s amazing. It printed my ticket accurately, saying SINGLE, NO CHILDREN and STD.
After receiving a 3 match ban it looks like Wayne Rooney will remain in England & won’t go to Poland.
Alot like most Polish people.
I was fucking my secretary up the arse when my wife walked in.
She said, “You can’t do this to me!”
I said, “I know… that’s why I’m doing it to her.”
I was clearing out my late German Grandfather’s closet and decided to give all his old clothes to the local charity shop.
I handed over the bag of clothes to the shop assistant who was rummaging through it when a horrified expression formed on her face.
“How dare you bring this uniform in to my shop” she exclaimed angrily. “This is a symbol of pain, shame and humiliation.”
Hugely embarrassed at this turn of events, I quickly took back the bag.
“I’m truly sorry” I said. “I had no idea he was an Arsenal fan.”
A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend “You won’t believe what happened. I was taking a short cut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything.
His friend replies, “That’s great: did you get a blow job?”
Oh, no: I never found her head.
1886 been on Sickepedia ?
Certainly have Dial.
When the surgeon came to see his young blonde female patient
on the day after her operation, she was slightly
embarrassed.
The doctor asked. “What’s wrong?”
“Well this is a bit embarrassing for me, but just how long
will it be before I can resume my normal sex life?”
The doctor paused for a minute and appeared stunned. After
a few minutes, the doctor stated, “You’re the first patient
to ever ask me that after a tonsillectomy.”
There was a young man who was so well-endowed that it was bothering his knee. Three doctors and one nurse were in the operating room to remedy the situation.
The first doctor said, “We’ll just take a big hunk off the end.” They discussed it and decided that would affect his sensitivity.
The second doctor said, “We’ll just take a big hunk out of the middle of it.” They discussed it and decided it would change the texture and feel of it.
The third doctor said, “We’ll just take a big hunk off the base of it.” They discussed it and said that would give him erection problems.
The doctors looked at the nurse who had tears running down her cheeks.
The nurse cried, “Can’t we just make his legs longer?”
IvoryGoonz & Lurch; thank you so much for your ideas re doggies. I shall probably spend a lot of time before I make a decision. I go from liking one breed to another. I used to look after a part Airedale Terrier bitch when I was a young teenager, and she was adorable, so easy to manage and the size/height probably more in liking to what I would choose. Mind you a smallish English Bulldog might be an option as well.
Never mind that; bring on Sunday and if, as predicted by the Astrologist Barbara Dunn, we should all the ground very happy…..
doh; ”we should all leave the ground very happy”
Skandi
Forget the dog, go for a Sphynx cat, they are as intelligent as most dogs! look how it tries to turn the tap on!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19Ha0D-iuVk
Good Friday to you all, good people of Le Grove, arsenal lovers!
Some good jokes this Friday, maybe we all are getting back in the mood of good will and stuff
If any of you want to watch Gotze, then there’s a game now going between Bremen and Dortmund…..
I’ll be relishing a link soon enough
man that is an ugly cat
id probably have the urge to drown it if i was there
cheers bade, just put it on to see what all the fuss is about
The link……
http://www.livefootballol.com/streaming/channel/dutch-sport-channel-4-sopcast.html
This is a spocast link
If you don’t have the software you can download free or just try another link in that site….. enjoy it people!
dortmund dont look that great
Just like The Arsenal, lots of possession on the ball, but they don’t shoot, want to pass the ball into the net!
bremen are carving em open
good style of play though…..
nice goal. lucky
Germans have changed helluva lot over the past few years imo…
that guy who scored against us just scored a cracker for Dortmund
What a fucking GOAL!
The same player that netted against us
High line….both sides..
bollocks i missed it
typical
evening bade !! been watching the match since the start but Gotez has been poor for his standard
I’m spending the weekend in my native village, Tur’an. A very nice place to be honest……
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tur%27an
So any of you would like to join me in the annual Olive harvest?
http://www.google.co.il/search?q=olive+harvest+photo&hl=iw&prmd=imvns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=j4uYTt74EM3c4QSZu4iFBA&ved=0CCAQsAQ&biw=1366&bih=643
Best mind therapy ever!
Perisic cost 5m euros apparently..
Just watch how beautiful the flag is, almost as beauty as the Cannon!
http://www.fotw.net/flags/il-lctur.html
Abnet,
Let’s hope for a better second half…. at least nice highlights from the interlull
what do you guys think of Taraabt? He wants out, and I think arsenal could be attractive because of Chamakh his Moroccan team mate. I would much prefer Hazard but I dont know how realistic that is anymore with his transfer fee so large now. If arshavin doesnt find some form I think we should ship him out too as he is on such high wages. If we shipped him out and got in Tarrabt, Gourcuff, and someone like Fellaini who could play in the DM role or the “Wilshere” role I think we could turn our season around (and maybe convince RVP, Vermy, and Theo to sign).
thats no yellow, shit ref.
red card for the scorer
Taraabt is way too inconsistent for our team at the moment, not what we need.
luke taraabt is a poor mans Rolando and his attitude stinks, seen him in a couple of games for QPR he was very very shit
Agreed Choy, but hes unsettled at QPR. He doesnt want to be there, so a move could turn his head around. I agree we would be better off with a more established, consistent player, but realistically I dont know who Wenger would buy. I think Hazard has become a bit far fetched (hopefully not).
we’re not a home for lost dogs ffs.
Weren’t we linked once with that Marko Marin lad?
Tarrabt just seemed like a Wenger-buy. Young, cheapish African who is still a little rough.
Pizarro is running the show
I dont think Marin could make it in england. He is an incredible talent but so Light weight. Think he’d get pushed around
What is he rated at ? Around 10 mill?
Definitely overpriced and not what we need, on song he is pretty good but the same can be said about half of our players.
no on taraabt. we need to get rid of chamack, not give him an incentive to remain.
jeorgebird Jeorge Bird
Nico Yennaris trained with the first-team today, and despite primarily being a midfielder, can operate at right-back if required. via@AFC_93
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hmmmmmmmm hmmmm
Choy, what about song?
Chamakh gets slated on here, but as far as leading the line in a 4-2-3-1 he our best option besides RVP. He runs his ass off and puts defenses under pressure with his height (something we have none off besides mertesacker). He is a useful squad player, obviously not going to a be a star.
there is a talk actually Kozzer will play right back on sunday , the sack and DJ has been practicing as pare center halves at training today
I didn’t suggest we sniff around him, just remembered him being linked to us
I don’t think we need that sort of a player
if psg wants him, psg can have him.
I meant to say when Taraabt is on song! not on alex song but when in form..
Or are you just pulling my leg? tit
agreed bade. He has definitely been linked to us here and there over the past few years
What about our GK?
Is fabianski going to start?
hahaha I see choy. My bad.
wow
choy — chozzer is fit
Lucky bastards!
Arsenal fc come January
Chezzer
Sagna-Per-Verm-Santos
Gourcuff-Song-WIlshere
Gervinho-RVP-Hazard
Flapianski-Koscielny, gibbs, Arteta, frimpong- theo, chamakh
I don’t fucking believe it
Those bastards from Online gooner stole my idea!!!!
http://www.onlinegooner.com/article.php?section=exclusive&id=2492
But they did it very thin and flat
that looked offside.
nah hes on.
Dortumund 2-0
Amazing fight from Dortmund
are bremen arsenal in disgiuse?
Great Post as always Pedro
Specially like that part about TW14
Just when Theo’s banging in 15goals a season people are all too happy to want to slag him off
Chaimber-maid -who?
that team looks ok luke but im really unconvinced by gourcuff
we should go out and buy the best i the world for our midfield.
we need and deserve somethingspecial there
That guy is shyte
Bremen are just shite team…..
Who incesc? Fabregas? Nasri? Goetze? Gourcuff atleast has Champions league experience, won a Ligue I, is established in national team, and has a good build for england. He is 6 ft or 6-1, pretty strong, good Free kicks. Agreed he has been off form but he seems like one of those who Wenger could get the best out of.
That what we need some German defenders.
Sorted
Spot on David
Two good CBs and even with 10 men they looked stable and comfortable
Cesc hammy making noises……. Huston we have a problem…..
Goon in 60seconds; love that vid!!
Incesc – I probably drown U if I saw U in the flesh as I hear you’re a bit of a minger….not worth the poke I hear on the streets
Wow, that Marvin guy is very short for a midget isnt he.
whoops; just spotted Incesc still online….. I’m ”buggered” then
Wow Incesc,
Seems youve got all the luck with the ladies.
haha incesc slapped down like a kipper.
Lurch,
I’m expecting to see you in the harvest….
I’m off to booze….. i’ll try to pop back if not smashed totally!
Diaby trained with the first team today
enjoy Bade, i don’t wanna see you back here – you need to find some fat birds and make em sweat.
I am not fit.
I’m nearly as big a minger as incesc.
haha
jesus dont hold back
QOS told me i had a small penis once as well
obviously not great with the ladies…
That was probably more down to QOS’s cavernous minge.
Predicted team for Sunday – Szczensy, Gibbs, Mertersacker, Kos, Jenkinson, Song, Arteta, Ramsey, Gervinho, Walcott, Van Persie
you can dig yourself into that particular hole on you own lurch
wow…I definitely read Cavernous as Carnivorous. In which case would make a world of sense…
Meh, im safe, she moved to Brussels or something.
Do they have a rocket in Bruges?
so we are linked with another hyped up spotty little faced runt,tut,tut,tut,when will this wenger cunt fuck off,he’s washed up now,time for him to do us all a favor and just go…..
Some of you blokes must either be IT geeks or just lonely. Ever thought about getting out a bit & mixing with real people
here to another 15 years………..shit
http://a.yfrog.com/img858/9826/xb0cp.jpg
You an me baby ain’t nothing like mammals so do lets do it they do on the discovery.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k
gnarleygeorge9
whats it like in oz?
Oh, (i know) you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh, down beside that red firelight
Oh, you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round
GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE!
Shes pulling at me now looking for you know what whats a guy supposed to do?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlyXNRrsk4A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0bgn_JiOMY&feature=uploademail
don’t they have smartphones in australia?
abnet chuks looks good but not as good as these guys.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKWbMJOIkUk
Charlie george how are you man?
have you lit the barbi?
Funny that Wenger says Theo will be moved centrally eventually but lists Gervinho ahead of him who could play there but in a front 3…. oh well enjoy your Friday evening feck the football and the mess this club is for now!
OPG Theo was one of Wenger mistakes(just one) the first 12m offer comes along hes gone .
Enjoy our Friday night with the mess were in hell yes!
Match isn’t till sunday.
Pour Lurch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5otfud1uhcg&feature=related
Queen of the rappers I give you sean paul
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a81eP2E8MEQ&feature=fvst
Listen guys get down on this long hot summer night.
guys is le grove still on the map?
I only give classics
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MwjX4dG72s&ob=av2e
Arsenal football club means so much but life isn’t always the way it should be. Fuck its a life changing phenomena !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zwwqEm5YhQ
For a laugh!
What time does LG close?
Lets support the merse!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMg5cQd5f50
I guarantee you’l miss me cos you changed the way you kissed me!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLXt3yh2g0s&ob=av3e
Tell me this guys were to fuck did G star go?
Did he grow and flee the nest or did he just grow up?
That guy was good in a perve sort of way.
You know what I mean incesc?
Guys stand by me listen to the song and lets go for it
there are women here at the moment running about with no
knickers what can a stallion do ? RIDE?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9kdHXrJYF8
Pedro/Geoff this baby’s for you!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL_WvOly7mY
The best at the moment guys lets rock!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xDf-_8KvGM&ob=av2e
For east of the lea my man enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc1sgCT7X2c
Has this blog to be taken trough the night?
incesc/lurch repeat where to fuck art thou?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc1sgCT7X2c
Hi incesc I in too deep!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emGri7i8Y2Y
Incesc do you remember the old times when Life was young?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rdB9ng-saM
I would catch a grinade for you has bruno said lurch is le grove!
Hey lurch shave the fucking beard! Party rockers in the house tonight everybody just have a good time!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63CiRbiaoFo
Lets get into reality!
hey lurch join the fuckin jesse j price reveluison cos everybody its not about the money dont worry about the price tag!
Bruno fucking loves this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO75Iqq2DUY
Le lurch guys lets rock
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uswXI4fDYrM&ob=av2n
Woman are here talking about incesc/lutrch/tieran the way you used to make them feel sexy
le grove you guys are not in the same toilet Nice guys relax take it easy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJO3ROT-A4E
I have the cure!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa2nLEhUcZ0
I guarantee you’l miss me cos you changed the way you kissed me!
X factor who’s the winner?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYtdW5bD-7Q
Guys from le grove sex is nice but these 4 walls are closing in and my penis is still erect!
FAT BOTTOM GIRLS GET ON YOUR BIKE AND RIDE!
GOOD NIGHT GUYS TAKE THE FUCKING THING HOME!
LURCH/INCESC TAKE IT HOME BABY(LURCH SHAVE OF THAT GOD DAMN BEARD)
beard & tache went bye bye 3 weeks ago, this slags all buffed up baby!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzLY1yWrNwo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6UUbffL4Ck
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiyxPeuBf0M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UQomYgNRrs
short and sweet.
pussy in a bath!?
meh
these cats multitask
sionara miow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhaRkWfaq10
Pires is on Twitter? Says we should get Mvila..haha
Exciting talent. We have heard it many times . Unless these kids can turn it on in the epl week in and out ,it will be a waste of time.I believe time is running out for Wenger to turn things round.
Consider this. Rooney,Drogba and Roanaldo have been scoring similar goals when the gunners play against these guys and lose.It seems Wenger doesn’t seem to have a defence plan to deal with these guys.
That is why he is deluded if he thinks his one style can bring the gunners round. If he doesn’t tweak the defence,believe me,if the gunners continue to misfire,he could be booted out before Xmas.
jeremy
I was talking to some friends a day ago. And they told me that we should just accept the fact that we are watching club football and nothing beyond that. And I was like nah we should kick wenger out and then we can look forward as a club. And he replied to me by saying that winning is a fucking bonus. And I was like what the fuck does that suppose to mean. And the argument went on and I was left frustrated because I was getting sick of repeating myself.
New day!
New post?