The car crash season I predicted well over a month and a half ago is well and truly underway. Arsene Wenger has seen the adverts for Christmas have started early and he’s more than happy to jump into the spirit of good will and giving in September.
Yesterday was an odd game. One of the oddest I can remember in a while. On the one hand, I was there feeling vindicated by the addition of experience. Though we let in a dopey goal in the first half, I felt our football had found an element of fluidity to some degree. Alex Song slipped Gervinho in for the opener inside the first ten minutes, I’d barely pulled up a seat in the Trafford Centre’s Namco Arcade, then I was up screaming like a Southern lunatic when Gervinho latched onto the defence splitting ball and lashed it back across Paul Robinson’s goal with precision and power.
Our passing was far more precise than it had been for months. We’d decomplexified our game, instead of using 15 passes to move 4 yards up the pitch, we were using 4 to move 40 years
It didn’t take long for us to concede our lead though. Yakubu managed to slip in behind Mertesacker to pick up an excellent through ball. Behind Mertesacker, Santo and Koscielny were playing the big Nigerian onside, he broke free and one touch finished past Chezzer. Dopey defending by all, characteristic of a Wenger defence. Characteristic of a unit that were playing their first game together.
We were still taking pot shots at goal. Arshavin looked really up for the game, tucking out wide in place of Theo. Arteta and Santos were ingratiating themselves with the away fans making some crunching tackles all over the park.
Our keeper wasn’t having the best day, he was dithering with the long balls into the box and his play was very indecisive.
We managed to take the lead again when Song played a nicely weighted pass out wide to Ramsey, the Welshman jinked into the box, cut back patiently for Arteta who cooly slotted into the roof of the net from about 10 yards.
Gervinho had a great chance close to half time, he cut into the box, instead of laying off to Robin who was in plenty of space, he elected to go for glory. At the time, I enjoyed the selfishness. How many times has selfless play cost us? At the back of my mind though, I did wonder if we’d pay for that act.
The second half opened with a calamity. Arshavin conceded an unlucky freekick just outside the area. The dead ball was chipped into the box, Song didn’t follow his runner which for me was his first mistake, his second mistake came when the ball was glanced back across goal and he stayed rooted to the ground and casually allowed the ball to slip into goal off his leg. People can blame zonal marking, or like me, can blame a lack of accountability in our side. Attack the ball, follow the runner and always, always be on your toes.
2 leads conceded in one game against a team who’d scored one goal up until that point.
Sagna went off crippled and on came Johann Djourrou. He immediately had a role to play in allowing Blackburn in on goal, only a super save from Chezzer stopped us going down instantly. Song and JD showed us that orange hair isn’t a performance enhancer.
We then conceded from a corner, Koscielny missed the over hit cross, the ball was slipped back across the face of our goal where an onside Yak was at hand to tap home an N’Zonzi cross. Shocking defending again.
We’d just conceded our third against bottom of the table Blackburn. A team so poor, their supporters protested against the manager prior to the game were now beating us.
The game wasn’t over though.
Blackburn broke from a corner, JD flew in wildly and missed the ball and Olsson, Alex Song failed to do anything to put him off as he waltzed into out box, then Koscielny took the time to finish the cross from him. At this point in the bar I was in I went all Sammy Kuffour on the table…
‘No No NO NO NO NO NO ARSENE! What the have you done to us!’
Fear not though, the solution to most problems nowadays can be found in a striker more renowned for being a fire hazard at office parties. Chamakh came on and in fairness, he did ok. He scored a header within minutes from a Robin cross and the Arsenal boys did rally, chance after chance went begging but it was too little too late. The ref blew up in 94 mintues. We hadn’t been bullied out of a game, we’d been out fought, out defended and out scored.
Truly one of the worst results for a while.
Conclusions
The positives are going to be in very little supply, but what I will say is firstly if your boys in attack score 3 goals and you have any aspirations to be a top club domestically and in Europe, there is no way you should be celebrating anything other than a spanking victory. We were playing Blackburn out there yesterday, a team so poor, their fans have protested against their manager. That team now sits above us in the Premier league with a goal difference +5 better than ours. How disgraceful is that?
Let’s put this in perspective.
We’re 5 games into the season, we’ve lost 3 and we’ve conceded 14 goals. That’s an average of 2.8 goals a game we’re shipping. Weighted over a season, that’s 106 goals. That my friends is relegation form. Right at the start of the season, I spoke to someone at the club who said that we could find ourselves in a relegation battle. Now, I’m not saying that’s going to happen, but look at the facts. We’re not talking about 5 games here, we’re talking about our form since February. We are talking about tangible evidence to support that scary thought.
I picked up some data (above) from one of the tweeters last night and did some sums around it. In the last 26 games we’ve picked up 33 points out of a possible 78. If you looked at George Graham’s last 26 games in charge, he picked up 27 points out of a possible 76. He was a manager who didn’t have a £120million wage bill at his disposal, a manager who had won a trophy within the previous 6 seasons and he certainly hadn’t left £50million sitting in the TPA fund.
Arsene Wenger is some how, still sitting in a job after overseeing our worst run of form I can remember. We’ve conceded 33% of last seasons total conceded goals inside the first 5 games. This from a manager who was charged with improving the defence in the summer. This is a problem he’s been trying to sort out for 5 years and he’s systematically failed to improve year on year.
When are we going to accept that this problem is actually beyond him? He doesn’t want to address the issue. He has Tony Adams sitting in Azerbaijan twiddling his thumbs, he has Steve Bould, an opinionated intelligent defender training kids and he has a budget that would allow him to bring in anyone as a defensive coach to sort out these problems. What sort of top class manager would allow this shambolic embarrassment continue to happen into its 6th season? What sort of manager would openly admit that he wouldn’t have signed another centre back had the injury not occurred to Thomas Vermaelen?
Previously, I’d have said that sacking the manager now would be a disaster. It would be unfair to bring in a coach now who couldn’t purchase his own players and bed in his own techniques. Now however, it’s starting to look like this bad form is here to stay. It’s starting to look like keeping him at the club is going to be damaging to our long-term success. Remember, if we don’t make the Champions League this year, we’re £25million down on our transfer budget next year. We’ll lose 4 of our first team squad because they’ll have 1 year on their deal and we won’t have the attraction to replace those players.
After this weekend, we could be 11 points off the leaders of the league, an up hill battle when you don’t have world class players to catch the chasing pack. Every team in the league now sees us as a very real 3 points opportunity. Our players are on their knees confidence wise and what makes it worse is that the manager was so negligent, he didn’t even afford the new boys a bedding in period.
There isn’t a saving grace here, there are no mitigating circumstances. Everything that has happened over the past 3 years lays firmly at the doorstep of Arsene Wenger. He’s plateaued, he’s no longer the dynamic thought leader he once was and his petty war on modern day football looks flat and embarrassingly nostalgic and Granddad like. He’s even taken to baiting fan expectation which I’d imagine would only fuel fan dissatisfaction.
Power corrupted Arsene Wenger, becoming and invincible led him to believe he was invincible. The big question I’ll pose today is how long can Ivan Gazidis allow this car crash to go on? How long can he continue to support a manager whose bad decisions have led to fielding a team that has conceded 14 goals in 5 games? How many more games to we have to lose before enough is enough. The other question is fan related, someone said recently that Wenger’s position is only safe until it’s not. When will that point come with the board and with the fans? We’ll have to make a stand at some point because this is getting out of hand.
The club are being punished right now for settling for 4th as a trophy. I’ve said numerous times over the year, if you set 4th as your trophy, one day, you’ll miss that target and finish 5th, 6th or 7th. Wenger pulled the wool over everyone’s eyes, thinking that he could systematically lower fan expectation by championing top club mediocrity as success because we had good young players and fat profits. Well, the players gave up on that premise first by leaving us in a hole this summer, now the chickens have come home to roost, the fans will be next.
2011-12 is the beginning of the worst car crash since George Graham signed Chris Kiwomya and co. My prediction was that Wenger wouldn’t last the season, at this rate, he’d be lucky to last October. Wenger, like the players has been unaccountable to anyone for years, now we’re suffering for the over indulgence of his ‘genius’.
Put your affinity for the mans history to one side, if we don’t make top 4 this season, we are in a world of trouble next summer.
Think about that…
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Anyone catch the end of MOTD? Even Hansen taking the piss out of Mertsackofshit’s lack of pace. We are the laughing stock of football. “Are you Arsenal in disguise” sang today at both WHL and OT and now even a BBC football pundit ripping the piss out of one of Wengers signings! “Good luck against Bolton and Tottenham” Hansen said! Fuck me! How bad is this going to get?
Evening Goons
DDM:
You still here ?
EVENING FOLKS
every single big game we go into will see us get hammered
Tumbleweed
Pedro tweeted, “it will get worse before it gets better.”
I said that a year ago.
There is no where to hide now Arsene. Only a team that has lost its passion and discipline and will to play for the manager pisses away leads like we do.
Ship 4 in a half vs. geordies. Give up a lead twice vs Rovers. This can go on and on and on. Arsene is done. He has been.
Btw Utd look indestructible. They could go undefeated this year. Arsene Wenger could get shit canned and leave English shores. Every Utd fan should be in ecstasy if they weren’t already with the bitch slapping they gave us with that 8-2.
Back to bury my head in the sand. (You all do realize we could not see another trophy for another 6 years, hell it could be a decade, it could be a lifetime).
Cheers.
It’s been obvious and been saying it for 3 yrs. Wenger out. This is inevitable. Give the new manager till Jan till assess his squad. Time to write off some players and take the loss as part of wengers legacy.
Tr, ab, deni, jd, kol, song, squil, almunia all must go. Not on loan either. Time for a spring clean.
Pat Rice and the coaching staff should be off. I believe Wenger aint ruthless and this the result.R ice said Arsenal had turned the corner after a less than convincing win over Swansea.
The next five matches will show whether ths gunners havr turned things round. in particular,Redknapp will be determined to prove his Spurs have the measure of Arsenal. If the gunners were to lose heavily it could finally be over for Wenger.But foottball is a strange game. You never know what can happen.Of course Spurs will start as favourites. This is the kind of game Arsenal should use as a marker.
This is a fucking shocking state of affairs. Just a few years back we had a genuine claim to be one of the best teams in the world, now we’re a fucking joke.
The worst part is knowing all those cunts who are constantly slagging us off in the media have won and our mentally fragile squad of players has just rolled over time and time again.
They are all laughing now, couldn’t wait to see Arsenal fall.
The board,manager and coaching staff are clueless,the last five years have become the lost years,no other club or business for that matter would put up with this regime,its criminal what has been done to our club,losers being paid kings ransoms and treated like royalty as they destroy our great club,this whole collective bunch off never beens,has beens,and never will bees have got to be shown the door urgently,every day this crowd are left in charge is another nail in the coffin off the club,we are on life support,lets take the club back before its too late,we need the suits out and the legends in.
I firmly believe that Wenger’s alledged affair is affecting the team. Arsene has no moral authority to demand anything from his players. He looks depressed to me and unable to make any decision. Arsene looks like a rabbit frozen under a car’s spotlights!
Gervais
Gooner from Perth
Basically in their collective drive to squeeze every last penny out of Arsenal FC the board and Arsene Wenger have forgotten why they are actually all there in the first place………FOOTBALL.
Hell bent on making a football club a business, you could argue they’ve done this, but at the expense of the football side of things, and more sadly at the expense of the name and the values of Arsenal Football Club.
Dennis without success on the pitch the business side is doomed, new post!
Hey Pedro,
Wenger is not hanging by ant threads with the fans. He is dead with the fans already. Fans are now deliberating on a choice of our next manager who will bring in some fresh breath of air.
Please run a poll on the choices we have as a new manager.
Arsene had started to lose his plot by 2008. Only the ass-lickers, like few on this site, did not allow the suspects to float this idea. That is where we, the fans, went wrong. Board, however, is still keeping him around for their vested interests. Net-Net, the board, Wenger, Ivan…everybody is plotting to bring Arsenal down to dust.
I am 5K miles away from London. Guys, spare an evening and march to Emirates. Register your protest and get your job done there. Don’t budge till Wenger is sacked. Get the job done and only then should you return. Good Luck!
Can’t see many Arsene Knows Best comments now.
Many of us have been predicting this current situation for some time now, only to be cruelly abused by the AKB brigade.
I take no pleasure in saying ‘I told you so’, because the combination of a self-deluded Manager and a board who seem to prize making profits rather than winning football matches have ruined the club I have supported and loved for 50 years.
In that time we have our ups and downs, but never lost our pride and hope. I no longer feel that Arsenal is ‘my club’, I just feel that we fans are units to extract as much money from as possible. Look at the most expensive tickets in the world and what are they returning to us for that privilege. The saddest thing to me is that I don’t see an easy way out of it, even if there is the will to do so
Sack him. Get Bould and Keown in.
Watch who they buy at Christmas ….. the last time we looked like we would end up fifth the board bought Arshavin and he did enough in those few months to make a fourth place safe. The whole club is a joke and it’s been a long time coming but this feels like Terry Neil all over again… Arsene’s epitaph will read “Provided greatness, but lost the plot”
Gazidis on Talksport saying Wenger safe and wanking on about financial prudence.
All about private board benefit contrary to winning football