Undervalued loaf with great potential
My god, this whole transfer process really is getting on my wick.
What’s going on here? How many clubs are in for Gervinho?
One.
How hard can it be to say, here you are Lille, here is £12million, please can we have your player. Don’t worry about giving him a new haircut before you sell, we’ll take care of all that nonsense.
Blimey… along with giving a crap about how much a player costs, Arsenal fans are the kings of telling you how hard it is to make a transfer.
‘It’s not as simple as buying a loaf of bread’
Of course it’s not as simple as buying a loaf of bread. Because the way we’re rolling into Tesco’s is…
‘Can I have that loaf for 50p’
‘No sir, the value of the bread is £1.80′
‘Can I have it for 60p’
‘Sir, I just told you this bread is worth £1.80′
‘Can I have it for 48p and I’ll part exchange this old loaf that had potential?’
‘Sir, Kenny Dalgish is at the door with £26, please leave the shop’
Manchester United go out and buy who they want straight away, no messing. They’re one of the richest most successful teams on the planet. Liverpool just go out and spend the money, they’re not rich or successful. Newcastle just spend and their owner actually struggles to use the self service check out in Tesco…
Why is it only Arsenal who make a massive meal out of doing deals?
In other news, Cesc has fallen for the 36 year old ex-wife of a property tycoon. She has 2 kids and he’s had her name tattooed onto his arm. Cesc mate, I’ve been there, don’t do it… 1 year into this and she’ll be wanting kids, long-term committment and a ring on that finger. As for the tattoo, what were you thinking? That’ll be a bone of contention for every new girl going forward and your mates will rip you for being a melt. Jeez… I just hope her name is Zara or something, at least you can say it was a dedication to the mid range mens fashion house.
Back onto football, Cesc has agreed to forfeit 15% of his fee to land a move to Barcelona. Now, I asked an agent whether players took a cut of transfer fees and I was told they didn’t. So I’m not sure where this story comes from? It’s all a bit boring.If Wenger said the Spaniard isn’t going anywhere this summer, I’d be inclined to believe him. Journalists are talking of Barca and Arsenal coming to a compromise on the transfer… I’m not sure how you come to a compromise. If someone wants to buy him and there is no pressure to sell, there is no compromise, unless Barca want to stump up the cash.
Do I need to remind Barcelona they paid us £25million for Marc Overmars 10 years ago? What makes them think we’d sell an non-injury ravaged player for any less than full whack? Muppets…
Alex Chambermaid is on the way… I couldn’t be any less excited. Oh, and Jack has been given a contract extension… this one was so quick, the ink on the last one hadn’t dried. I hope it was for 19 years…
Oh, United are back in for Nasri… another snippet of deja news… <- how clever was that play on words… mighty clever.
Anyway, that's all I've got today… I hate newsnow and I hate typing 'Arsenal transfers' into google news.
Stupid internet…
Have a great day and remember, sun tan lotion is for girls.
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By the time you guys were debating over simpson I think the writing on the wall was pretty evident. That said I held hope for all of the fuckers.
JET? just can’t see him getting motivated in time for us.
My thing with Sturridge is that he does stuff that dont really make sense.
Runs into Blind Alley’s and then kicks it into the crowd.
A bit like Nzobia in the early years.
He’s slow out the blocks Keyser but not over a stretch.
Listen up you shower of marxist fuckers…Stage 1 of Wengers success was baesd on Grahams rock solid defensive formation…Stage 2 was based on David Deins networking scout network…Stage 3 (the quicksand years) lays ultimately at the foreskin of Arfsehole Wenger…
Lurch, without doubt is too intelligent to be a gunners fan, but whats the reat of you motherfuckikn cunts’ (yeh pluralised apostrophe, whatever) excuse?
sturridge from 12 apps had 8 goals for bolton.
Don’t really rate Sturridge. He’s like Defoe. Scores a decent amount of goals but is pretty shit otherwise.
haha
Keyser
Shooting serves alot of purposes. The most obvious being to score.
But the one in particular im advocating is to draw people out of position and to get us the space we need.
The whole world and their mother knows that we wont shoot.
And by that i mean leyton Orient.
ie I love Lurch, even tho hes a cunt…a cunt thats welcome to Dublin any nite of the week…with Suga3…ill sort that out soon…probably gambon too, for sexual terrorist reasons
Lurch – That’s the things though, you can’t be slow out of the blocks, especially in our league, it’s just intense for the full 90 and that’s why so few players make it into the first team or further because the higher you go the more accurate you have to be in your decision making.
At the moment, we’ve got several young players all fighting it out for places, Wilshere just happened to be the perfect fit, either JET takes his chance or it’s down to Wenger to find him oppurtunities where he can have Van Persie or Fabregas give him the sort of balls where he can use his skills to the best of his abilties.
I liked the spirit him and Bartley showed getting the youth team through to the finals a couple of years back though.
watch it… i’ll spit roofies in yer Guinness.
filthy blood flavoured swill of a drink.
I know Keyser, I’m ‘over’ JET for that reason.
yup that nasty streak is kind of appealing, the ‘speed out the blocks’ is a mental application thing mostly though i think.
Stop drinking the Koolaid Keyser… I never want Arsenal to win another game under Wenger, Ill be at the first home game in August, but I wont be afraid to boo that cunt for the full 90….wat about u lads? U want some meatloaf? I dont even know wat she does back there…
Funnily enough, in 09/10 we scored the most goals from outside the box by a long distance. We had 20 odd and the next was something like 13. FACT!
Bet good ol’ Denilson had a lot to do with that.
Lurch – I dunno, I doubt it, he’s 6ft 4, pretty cumbersome, like a freight train. He’s quick when he’s got the ball close to him and he can use his size to get round players.
Will he get a long enough run for him to learn to adjust to the pace of the Premiership and kick on ? I don’t think so sadly.
Way I see it, it can all come down to luck really. Look at Bentley probably had the talent, but not when he was up against Bergkamp, and Pires, a few years on and he’d have got his chance.
vermaelen had a bit to do with it.
tiarnan – The what ? Boo all you want.
Im 6’4″, i know all there is to know about it from my b-ball days.
haha I love roofies man, im not averse to rippin my panties off and doing “the unmentionable “naughty naughty” “stop using rabbit ear quotes” things, to myself” “in the nude” I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STOP USING RABBIT EAR QUOTES!” – I will do when you switch off caps locks you cunt…” “….”
BTW RIP Ryan Dunne …my second cousin and my best cousin mate
lol you mean Dunn?
fuckin great way to go out,130mph flying inferno.
hope you don’t stick toy cars up yer jacks!
been a pleasure ladies…
ciao
Sorry man the family name is Dunne, the Americanised one is Dunn…I have a few FB photos of us in Howth as kids…standard Irish lad tho, makes a few quid and drives a porsche into a tree….if u dont see me posting for a week or two have a look out for a burnt out tree..or smoking fucked up lada
Lurch Im gonna be movin into a huge big ni”gge”er house in the next few weeks – so that invitation for u n Suga is rock solid…
(we never landed on the fucking moon by the way)
sorry for yer loss man, seemed a top bloke.
yup i’ve always fancied the flaming fireball, though mines in a blown 67 pontiac gto, none of that nerdy gt3 deutch tech.
laters
haha lets see, never been to Ireland which is strange cause i’m pretty well traveled.
dudeman i thot u were an ozzie…but take it ure a lahhndinneerr? i go over quite a bit, in fact half my family were born in Kent…(no wonder ive the best vocab on this site)….
Your cousin was on Jackass?
Amber Rose. Just so sexy.
anyway just from bloggilations u n suga always have a home over here …dont be fooled by the cunts that start the fights…were all mates in spite of those cunts ..gerry adams is a jesuit n so is tony blair….ordo ab chao….maybe i know too much, but i kno i love youuuu—ewwww. and that may be al i need. to knowww!
I’m off then. Peace and RIP Ryan Dunne.
Let’s hope Mata is the messiah.
born ipswich uk, raised in france & perth (oz), lived sydney now london, but co own a pub in kent, near tenterden so when your next down that way I’ll make sure i’m not in london.
so nationality is confused, but defo a cunt.
DM me @lurchlerouge on twitter for pub details.
really am off now.
dudeman im livin over here, (dublin) but my 2 best pqls are Raul from notts n Jay from Kent…ive just thot of a plan, name the nite n we’ll go over n empty it….if one of us owned a boat (its not me) where can they park??
empty the drink in ure pub by the way hah!
so we are interested in mata? i like this player! hopefully we will get him
it used to be the case that the smaller clubs, or typically, clubs with lesser support, bought, incubated and blooded young talent, then selling them off for a decent profit to the bigger teams. Now, the bigger teams have huge youth academies and they are buying up all promising young talent and loaning them out or keeping them on the bench. Then they will sell them off or release them once they realise they are shit. This is a fundamental shift in the business models of the (English) clubs. It also makes players much richer much younger, which can send them off the rails.
However, we don’t seem to get much – if anything – for our young players who don’t make it (which is 95% or so), so is it not all self-defeating?
Hey where’s the post?, Vacation?
…and why on earth did we sell Mark Randall?
No Gervinho signing..I knew it!
What happened to all those “Gervinho signing for Arsenal” links “singning imminent” and so on…what a crock of…(*&%^(%&*
Arsenal is not even interested.
Look:
http://www.espn.co.uk/football/sport/story/98303.html?CMP=OTC-RSS
Mr. Wenger, the Manager of Arsenal FC is like a shy but more so stingy man interested a beautiful girl. He winks at her and the girl gives subtle signs of interest but Wenger remains either too mean to take her for dinner (part with cash) or even declare his interest. Meanwhile, another smart admirer – (say Alex Ferguson) upon picking interest in the same girl, swiftly proposes, parts with some cash and marries the girl. Wenger said before that he had spotted Christiano Ronaldo much earlier before the potugese winger signed for Man Utd. It has been a simlar story with several players who have ended up at other clubs with faster Managers. I am afraid history will repeat itself with Gervinho, Chris Samba, Gary Cahill, Juan Mata and Ricky alvarez. With the likes of Spurs, Man City, Chelsea and Liverpool on the prawl, Mr. Wenger can’t snare any of these on-demand players.