Jack Wilshere has been practising his photography this weekend at a London nightclub, he apparently he is getting so good now that next season he is going to take the team picture.
So now the press are having a go at our Jack for shoving his mobile up a birds frock, well correct me if I’m wrong but he is 18 and from what I know about photography you’d only get a picture if the person’s frock you were clipping was a micro one and had they been sensibly dressed and not attention seeking in a Kensington night club next to footballers on a night out, it wouldn’t have happened.
And suddenly this bird’s name is all over the press, I bet she made sure they spelt her name right didn’t she, I’ve seen these types at clubs, and they only go there to snare a footballer, most of the are just predators, they don’t take their eyes of their target, shame on them.
Look at people like Peter Crouch, would he have a bird like that if he wasn’t a footballer, he looks like Lurch and Rooney’s wife gets masses of money just because she married him, it’s disgraceful, involvement with premiership footballers to some women is now a career.
So Jack should be hailed as a hero and gets a sex pest one instead, very unfair in my book.
Not to mention that Jack can’t give his side of the story either, my goodness the press really hate us don’t they?
We also tried to get Lloris, Given and Begovic on the last day of the window as well, so if those stories are to be believed, then that makes 4 keepers, not sure I do believe it but it’s my job to report.
In the Mail yesterday they reported on the winners and losers in the window, Almunia got a ‘winners’ tag for keeping his job and the Arsenal fans got the ‘losers’ tag because we failed to get a keeper, go figure!
I was thinking about the 56 or so under 21′s we put forward, if you add the loanees to that, it would take it past 60, add the new boys who aren’t even on there, that makes 63, plus the 20 grown ups that makes some 83 footballers at our club, now is that really necessary? And how much does that cost us? It’s like we are trying to stop everyone else buying youth.
Considering how many actually graduate, our percentages aren’t that impressive are they.
I heard that Chezzer is now going out on loan, so it looks like Almunia is it then, I’ll get behind him, of course I will, but you would think that Bob Wilson as an ex-coach would tell him what he does wrong and help him put it right, Gerry Peyton, if he’s the keeper coach, ought to be replaced, as he hasn’t done it.
Spare a thought for Cashley who will be divorced today, he really has no luck in life does he? I feel for him, I also feel for Ade, poor sod went up to Manchester to be loved and all that happens is he gets dropped.
I fancy Jack to play against Bolton, show Coyle what he learned in his time up there, I was also wondering how Jack would fare as a DM, he has vision, a ripper of a tackle, speed and intelligence, why shouldn’t a skilful player be a DM?
Just a thought. Have a great day Grovers, it’s the weekend tomorrow!
P.S. If you want read something different, check out Pedro’s article over at Tatty nut nut.
sorry wardo i liked it, but then i would… you should take that for granted!
being a redneck n all
Insanity: Believing in fuck-crazy things and demanding that everyone around you placate your delusions.
Also see: Religion
LOL, Arse&Nose, might as well inject them to death since it’s the 21st century.
“I’m going to create man and woman with original sin. Then I’m going to impregnate a woman with myself as her child, so that I can be born in human form. Once alive, I will kill myself as a sacrifice to myself. To save you from the sin I originally condemned you to. Ta dah!”
God – master of logic since the beginning of time.
Ok, i think we are taking the jokes off to the left a bit
The $hit that f*cks me off abt the AKB’s and AAA is that they are only interested in trying to make points to make them seem like they have known it all along.If you are a gooner be a gooner.If not fuck of elsewhere…am tired of the blinkered bickering between both factions.One says we can’t spend 100 million on a player which is as stupid as the other making the assertion that one thinks you cannot criticise Wenger.Is calling him names that even rival fans do not associate with him or do associate with him being a gooner??If you also say you are a gooner can you seriously wake up everyday and just find nothing positive to say about a club you love??You know yourselves…..sweet i love you soo much but you are ugly,you have no manners,you are a liar,…. don’t think things are all roses in the world of gooners but a lot of fans have to take a step back, both AKB’s and AAA’s…….if you are a gooner be a gooner and stop proclaiming you are a gooner…actions do speak louder than words but you probably won’t hear me out though…
haha G
I love how the Americans are blaming British Petroleum for the oil spill even though it was an American component that failed which caused the whole thing.
In keeping with the theory, I blame American Airlines for 9/11.
I saw them do it.
This left Capello with just No 1 Joe Hart, so he had to ask 19-year-old Gunners keeper James Shea to step in between the sticks.
So why not start James Shea in our games…
and breath.
what is happening to my comments????????
Pedro PEDRO OI PEDRO
THAT one comes up!!!! all my other’s full of jokes get binned probably stored in the pedro joke book…but then i doubt that they were funny
wardo your joke was fooking funny ddm great effort lurch funny but they will get you lynched.
i think the term is mulla(h)red Nick.
Please rub a fat belly
Nick – long time no hear mate. hope all is good.
good w/e all – i’m off.
later wardo.
hi guys,
please tell me how is Ashley Cole chelsea’s homegrown footballer ??
http://www.goal.com/en/news/9/england/2010/09/01/2098858/chelsea-name-just-four-homegrown-players-after-failing-to
oldie but a goodie
I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. “I want to live forever,” I said.
“Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant wishes like that.”
“Fine,” I said, “I want to die when SPUDS win the premier league.”
“You crafty cunt!” said the fairy.
1) Jack was not taking perv pictures.
The guy is like 5’2″, from his angle, of course it is going to look like he is taking a picture up her skirt.
2) Anyone else notices Grovers were compared to “murderers” (in an artistic way, of course) on a certain UNspoken gas-filled site? They sure recovered from their dismay and anger at the Herr Boss analogy the other day.
“I love how the Americans are blaming British Petroleum for the oil spill”
some Americans… some.
I blame the bastards at Halliburton.
Teacher to class: “What does your dad do at weekends?”.
Little Boy: “He’s a dancer in a gay bar and sometimes if the money’s right he lets punters bang his arse and cum in his gob”.
Teacher takes him outside, “Is that true?”.
Little boy: “No miss, it’s bollocks. He plays for tottenham but I’m too embarrassed to say”.
Q: Why didn’t the atheist guy cross the road?
A: It didn’t believe in the other side
Q: Why are atheists so fond of radiocarbon dating?
A: It’s the closest many of them will come to ever getting laid
What’s the biggest problem for an atheist?
No one to talk to during an orgasm..
georgian
Why wouldnt he be? I dont get it? The rule isnt about which academy he came through.
Just like Ramsey is our ‘homegrown’ as is Denilson for example.
nice one SIG. touche.
he he thanks…lurch..and to my fellow atheist bro`s
Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won’t claim that god did it.
Lurch LeRouge says:
!!!
September 3, 2010 at 16:27 priceless
What do you call a woman with 2 cunts?
Mrs. Neville.
Morning Grovers.
I can’t believe Wenger agreed to do the Q&A on the 16th. What is he thinking?
Gambon ,thank you for your explanation
Lurch
That tottenham was simple world class!!
Billy : Mum, I’ve got the biggest cock at nursery school, is that cos I’m a big boy?
Mum: No, it cos your 28 and retarded. Now watch before you slabber your spaghetti down your new Spurs top.
My old man’s a Spurs fan. He is that disappointed with their recent bad form, yesterday he nailed his season ticket to a tree in the park.
He had second thoughts today and went back to collect it.
Someone had nicked the nail.
I can’t believe we only managed a draw against a rubbish team we should easily have beaten. . . . I’m ashamed to call myself Algerian
Apparently the fan after the Algeria game had no trouble slipping into the England dressing room – Robert Green was guarding the door
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmnSR0LwiS8 :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmnSR0LwiS8
later grovers… off to wembley to get mashed!
I’m England Till I Die. I Know I Am. I’m Sure I Am. I’m England Till I Die
keep it locked.
I DEDICATE THIS TO ALL ARSENAL FANS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF7eq9P2KZ8&feature=player_embedded
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R29u9p6yguw&feature=related
One of the women involved in the Wilshere incident is a 32 year old woman. Christ. Still trying to nab a footballer. God I hate international breaks. Nothing to talk about. Except maybe Ireland playing shite, England disappointing.
LL,
I’m spilling my coffee all over my desk, it shows how much i hate the cocks, i don’t laugh out loud at jokes, but the cocks jokes is killing me! LOL!
HA! Just realised Ireland are playing. Its almost over now. Good thing my country is shit and i didnt plan on watching, otherwise i would be annoyed that i missed it.
lol 1-0 to Ireland. Some guy called Fahy scored…havent a clue who he is though.
Q:whats the differnence between a walrus and a woman from wigan
A: One is fat and has got a mustach and the other one lives in the sea
It’s like watching a vascestemy sometimes Stu Ireland are so bad. I generally can’t go from watching the Arsenal to watching them it’s too much.
Spurs fans are so dumb, they couldn’t pour piss out of a boot even if the instructions were written on the sole.
I’d still like us to go to a tournament though. The general buzz in the country when we qualify is good.
I would rather we didnt make the tournament because Ireland play dog shite football. Its boring as fuck to watch and if i watch international football i want to be entertained.
Having said that though, if we DO make the Euro Championships then i would of course hope that we do well.
Was up guys.I think Wenger and Gazidis should be joint Le chumps for next week for how they fared in the transfer window, especially for failing to sign a goal keeper.Any one with me on that?
DalDaGooner- I just spilled my rice bubbles all over my computer table because of that joke you fucker
Rice Bubbles? What the fuck are they?
Stu- A breakfast cereal. Aint you ever heard of Snap, Crackle and Pop?
Oh those…they’re called rice cripsies here…i think. I dont eat them because im not 5.
stu, thats funny, i eat them though
and sugar puffs….
Stu- Neither am I, but they’re still good no matter how old you are. Plus they make for a good late night snack.
@ Geoff, we should try and get the Fulham goalkeeping coach or the Birmingham one. Our goalkeepers have horrible footwork [they don't move their feet b4 diving except Shez] and thats down to the goalie coach.
LOL Rico, i havent eaten sugary cereal in a few years…although i do cake my weetabix in sugar like theres no tomorrow but thats completely different…right?
Stu, i have bran flakes or similar if i’m honest, but with a handful of sugar puffs for a bit of sweetness
love weetabix, grape nuts, F’n'F….
mme, no, its possibly much worse
rice crispies ? that stil exists ?!!!!!
someone posted some Eboue jokes a few weeks back…can any one post that again? I can’t find it in the archives… It was abt how great eboue is…
What time is the England v Bulgaria kick off?
They sure do denis…
see you all soon, off to watch that team in white play dreaful, apart from Theo of course
7.45 uk time i think pants
rico, thanks champ. Hope Theo has a solid game, we all know what will happen if he has a shocker.
Spot on Man.Arshavin never plays for 90 minutes.How I wish it were Wenger telling Andrei this.
http://www.goal.com/en/news/9/england/2010/09/03/2101847/manchester-united-legend-andrei-kanchelskis-slams-overrated
why some people here doesnt talk about football, but about politics or religion…
Moreover… i have readen a lot of scilly comments !
A couple in the middle of a messy divorce case find themselves in court battling over custody of little Johnny, their only child.
In order to make a fair decision over the boys future, the Judge takes Johnny into his private chambers so that he can find out which of the parents the boy would prefer to live with.
“Well, Johnny” says the Judge, “Would you like to live with your Mother?”
“No” replied Johnny, “she hits me all the time”
“Well then,” the Judge continues, “Would you like to live your Father?”
“No” replied Johnny again, “He hits me all the time too!”
The Judge looks exasperated and says to the boy “Well Johnny, who would you like to live with?”
“I’d like to live with the West Brom Football Club” the boy replied quickly.
“Why on earth would you want to live with the West Brom Football Club?” replied the now extremely puzzled Judge.
“Well” replied Johnny, “They never beat anyone”
Breaking news: Arsenal have confirmed that they are opening up a special zoo in an attempt to pay for their new home and have already assembled some interesting exhibits.
The Seaman Emu (harfwaylinus cocup)
This emu is respected throughout the world for it’s legendary protective instincts. However, it is known to flap aimlessly when attacked by any member of the Keano Massivus species.
The Keown Ape (ugliuss bastid)
A primate often found on the fringes of the England team. It’s horrendous facial structure has excluded it from acceptance within his community.
The Viera Giraffe (peahead criybabi)
This long gangly creature has an incredibly small head, which contains an even smaller brain which makes it prone to illusions. The Viera Giraffe will often think he’s been attacked by other creatures and lets out an ear-piercing whine, when in fact he is the aggressor.
The Ljundberg Urangutang (klosett homo)
A rare species due to it’s sexual attraction to other members of the same sex and will take a female partner purely to diguise this fact. Note its unusual colouring as an attempt to woo other like minded animals.
The Bergkamp dodo (parstit yiddophan)
Flightless with a big beak. The Bergkamp Dodo was once a bird that was the envy of anything with two wings. But it developed a revolting red plumage and has since become a non-flying joke as he is so expensive to keep but provides little entertainment value.
The Wenger Vulture (kidee mollstur)
A vile scavenger who prays on the offspring of other creatures, his hooked beak and beady eyes are instantly recognisable. Strangely can be seen to give a cheeky smile if fed with a packet of sweets.
Haha, some cracking jokes told on here, when it comes to bullshit no-one trumps the all time greatest bullshit story ever told…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o
Nothing against Catholicism particularly, all organised religions are the same.
We bring Arshavin off because he doesnt defend much and when we are winning he is more of a hinderence than a help with regards defending a lead.
As for Blackburn being shit? They were unbeaten at home against the top sides last season and we won there, i’d consider that a big match for us and Arshavin scored the winner with a very well taken goal imo.
He has 6 goals against the top teams since joining and he has missed 2 or 3 of our matches against chelsea so hasnt had the chance to score against them.
A goal at OT and 5 at anfield isnt half bad for someone who is overrated.
SABEeL
brilliant mate !!
where were u at afternoon time today brother
Bloke walks into a brothel and says “I’m a bit kinky,how much for total humiliation?” The madam replies fifty pound,man replies “Wow,what do I get for that?” She says “A fucking Spurs shirt”
Mayank- LOL that video is fookin classic man
Denis
Its because there is nothing interesting to talk about.
cheers kushagra
Was stuck up in some work at office mate…
cant stay awake a lot too to watch walcott,have to get up soon ..ramzan is going on ..
Newlyweds turn up at a hotel and ask for the honeymoon suite. Receptionist asks “Do you have reservations?” Bride replies “I’m a bit worried about taking it up the arse”
Milan will look good in attack this season.
————Abiati————–
—Zambrotta—-Thiago Silva—–Nesta—– ??
———Flamini——Pirlo——–
————Ronaldinho————
—Pato—–Ibrahimovic——Robinho—-
Bench:Kaladze, Kevin-Prince Boateng, Seedorf, Gatusso, Inzaghi
The reigning Miss World – from Brazil – was invited to start The charity football match by performing the ceremonial kick-off.
After an excellent game, which raised a great deal of money, a dinner was held.
During the speeches which followed, Miss World made the evening for all present when, in broken English and with great charm, she said,
‘It eez great honour for me to kick off your ball; I will be pleased to come back any time to English football clubs and kick all your balls off.’
On the AA23 front, they are right to an extent. He has probably been too highly rated. In the comments on goal.com however they are saying rubbish like Nani is better, BULLSHITE.
Nothing could be further from the truth.
Oh and Jack ‘the peacemaker’ Wilshere is innocent.
Arsehavin comments…………..
“The midfielder admits it is a problem that has occupied his thoughts and that he hopes to rediscover the more electrifying elements of his game.
“The year and a half in England has significantly changed me,” Arshavin told Sport Express. “I became calmer, more professional and spend more time with my family.
“As for football I can say that my style has also altered – it is more effective, but less sparkling. I don’t remember when was the last time I scored a really beautiful goal. It is frustrating. I tried to analyse this, but can find no answers.
“It is likely that my injuries last year had an effect, because on three occasions I was out for a month, but it is feeble to talk about injuries.”
Cesc on bench for Spain
Theo starting
Milan play Antonnini at left back. And where is Ambrosini, you hardly expect them to drop their captain. No chance of Ronaldinho in midfield either, especially not ahead of Seedorf. Socrates was playing right back in pre season for them…not sure about now.
clichy,sagna and diaby starting for france.
not sleep. He waits.
EMMANUEL EBOUE once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
EMMANUEL EBOUE does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. EMMANUEL EBOUE goes killing.
EMMANUEL EBOUE’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for EMMANUEL EBOUE.
EMMANUEL EBOUE counted to infinity – twice.
EMMANUEL EBOUE puts the “laughter” in “manslaughter”.
EMMANUEL EBOUE can speak braille.
EMMANUEL EBOUE was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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If EMMANUEL EBOUE is late, time better slow the fuck down.
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If you try to introduce your mother to EMMANUEL EBOUE, she’ll introduce you to your biological father.
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Little kids enjoy lighting ants on fire with magnifying glasses. EMMANUEL EBOUE enjoys lighting little kids on fire with ants. Scientists have yet to find out how this feat is achieved.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but EMMANUEL EBOUE says its beef, then it’s fucking beef.
We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, “Please don’t kill me.” Too bad EMMANUEL EBOUE doesn’t believe in magic.
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EMMANUEL EBOUE once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to EMMANUEL EBOUE and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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EMMANUEL EBOUE has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
If at first you don’t succeed, you are obviously not EMMANUEL EBOUE.
Geico saved 15% by switching to EMMANUEL EBOUE.
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Water boils faster when EMMANUEL EBOUE watches it.
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When EMMANUEL EBOUE exercises, the machine gets stronger.
EMMANUEL EBOUE is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
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EMMANUEL EBOUE clogs the toilet even when he pisses.
A blind man once stepped on EMMANUEL EBOUE’ shoe. EBOUE replied, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m EMMANUEL EBOUE!” The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by EMMANUEL EBOUE.
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Whenever someone is constipated, doctors send them to EMMANUEL EBOUE so he can scare the shit out of them.
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Switzerland isn’t really neutral. They just haven’t figured out what side EMMANUEL EBOUE is on yet.
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EMMANUEL EBOUE ends every relationship with “Its not me, its you”.
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When EMMANUEL EBOUE laughs too hard while drinking milk, he accidently shits a cow.
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EMMANUEL EBOUE doesn’t understand why you should consult your doctor if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours. His erections have been known to last for up to 15 days.
EMMANUEL EBOUE has never had an alcohol problem. However, alcohol has had a EMMANUEL EBOUE problem.
Jesus owns and wears a bracelet that reads, “WWCND?”
In order to survive a nuclear attack, you must remember to stop, drop, and be EMMANUEL EBOUE.
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Someone once tried to tell EMMANUEL EBOUE that roundhouse kicks aren’t the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
The phrase “Made by EMMANUEL EBOUE” is imprinted beneath the surface of China.
Microsoft has released a new Anti-virus removal tool called EMMANUEL EBOUE. The tool dares the virus to enter the machine.
EMMANUEL EBOUE always gets blackjack. Even when he’s playing poker.
When the Incredible Hulk gets angry he transforms into EMMANUEL EBOUE.
When EMMANUEL EBOUE answers the phone, he just says “Go”. This is not permission for you to begin speaking, it is your cue to start running for your life.
EMMANUEL EBOUE only uses one chopstick.
EMMANUEL EBOUE does not leave messages. EMMANUEL EBOUE leaves warnings.
Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, EMMANUEL EBOUE brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, EMMANUEL EBOUE roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that EBOUE giveth, and the good EBOUE, he taketh away.
When you open a can of whoop-ass, EMMANUEL EBOUE jumps out.
EMMANUEL EBOUE once had a near death experience. Needless to say, Death now refuses to come near him.
People say the truth hurts, but it hurts a hell of a lot more when it comes from EMMANUEL EBOUE.
If you come home to find EMMANUEL EBOUE doing your wife, it’s probably best to go fetch a glass of water and stand there in case EBOUE gets thirsty. There ain’t no future in any other course of action.
EMMANUEL EBOUE can open beer cans with his teeth. He still prefers to use other people’s teeth, though.
EMMANUEL EBOUE uses all seven letters in Scrabble… Every turn.
wenger among the commentators of france-belarus for tf1 (french channel).
he seems one happy guy.
WWII was ended by an Eboue backheel
Eboue is the only man that can be seen from space
When Eboue was born, the only person in the delivery room to cry was the doctor. Nobody slaps Eboue.
Eboue can go into Burger King and order a Big Mac
Eboue’s email address is gmail@eboue.com
lol @ ardent
some really good ones dere..
ardentgooner- lol freakin brilliant
other than one or two decent play from walcott..very very very boring game….
Nite all
Cesc on for Xavi
ardent
That was too long. Can’t understand the sudem Eboue cult status though. hehe.
Can’t believe the relative dominance of the Spanish. They are favourites, but 2 years is still a long time.
Pulis you silly cunt, tricks are for kids.
http://www.goal.com/en/news/9/england/2010/09/03/2101944/english-fa-will-not-punish-arsenal-manager-arsene-wenger-for
Dawson crocked for England. Looks long term.
I guess Gallas will get to start for the spuds after all..
ardentgooner says:
September 3, 2010 at 19:46
Thanks for sharing…you missed a “Norris” by the way.
and lol at the gmail@eboue.com, brilliant
6/10 for Theo
Defoe crocked as well ! Hat trick hero may be out for the Spuds now
clichy very much at fault for belarus goal against france.
sagna very poor also, diaby went missing a long time ago. average players.
Gibbs and Van der Wiel to replace our fullbacks VERY soon.
If Clichy has another spat with what appears to be a chronic back problem he will be overtaken.
Its a little worrying how often he gets caught in two minds on the ball. Plus going forward he will hardly EVER score or pop up with an assist.
Van Der Weil? I doubt we will get him. Bayern and Barca were both linked with him during the summer and im pretty sure they would both be willing to outspend us if he was on the market.
Arsenal offer 9m
Barca and Bayern would both offer 15m+
Pedro, I think Jack will be a midfielder who can attack n defend, a bit like Viera / Gerrard, Lampard.
He will be Song and Cesc put together.
Your comments to defend an Arsenal player are noble. But he should not have got himself in such a mess. A girl was there to celebrate her b’day and had her arm brken, you seem to forget. How they dress is their problem…Jack Wilshere is responsible for his behaviour and he clearly requires serious grooming.
Forget about the press, its their job to fill pages. Wilshere could look up to Walcott in that regard.
Wasnt Wilshere acting as peacemaker, not sure he can be blamed for a woman having her arm broken.
Though the full story isnt known yet so no full opinion can be formed.
All we can do is back Wilshere until we know the full truth…
wan’t ‘the peacemaker’ trying to help the girl?
The thing that amused me about Geoffs post today was the notion that women dress a certain way to land a man.
Guys haven’t yet worked out that women dress for other women.
http://www.youtube.com/videos?ytsession=aGaux9zbbWMNdaMEkHamvJIbsK7uHxhmIM-1EZQUbkWJ9F6DSyOGZs1E_z6qGYnyxbrO9qwM0
but this fuckin better!
QOS
Thx for reminding me. I haven’t even read the post.
After reading it, Geoff has to be the most cynical person ever. hehe
He just made a lot of assumptions about some girl he has never met. So what if she wants to wear a short skirt, I’m young and I want young girl in short skirts when I go clubbing.
I doubt this girl was think, hmmm, for my birthday, I’m gonna get my hand broken by a footballer and his friends so as to get my name published in the papers.
why o why is the grove so quiet1
Qos, regardless of who a woman dresses for (men or other women), the way she dresses has an impact on the people she meets.
If she is seeking out alcohol-driven situations dressed provocatively, at a minimum, she should be aware of the possible consequences.
I dated a model for a while and she was constantly annoyed that not only did she get attention from the cute guys, but also the ‘losers’ that she didn’t have any time for.
ttp://www.metacafe.com/watch/2953802/croatian_idol_white_snake_he
re_i_go_again_by_zoran_misic_htz_2009/
AWESOME BABY!
INCESC AND STU ARE YOU NOT GOING TO HAVE ACONVERSATION!
GEOFF AND PEDRO YOU HAVE THE BEST FUCKIN BLOG AND YOU DO NOT HVE TO GET LIKE PARANOID! CAUSE I CAN KEEP THIS FUKIN BLOG GOING!
THIS BAND IS FUCKIN GREAT!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfhl8JWzBfU
GUYS I LOVE OUR BOYS! AND SOME DAY THE CHAMPION LEAGUE WILL HAPPEN AS IT DID IN 1989
who said incesc
just got in from a god awful long day at work
have we made any signings?
KWIKFIT
its me and you man!
lets do this
take em all down
haha
reading back did dawson and defoe really get injured?
sweet
i didnt even know england were playing tonight, assumed it was tomorrow.
fucking scumbags except theo.
Jack is a scumbag now but hes our scumbag
INCESC lol!
wheres JAY?
KWIKFIT
how you doing mate?
flying the legrove flag alone for abit?
INCESC CAN YOU TAKE THE ARSENAL COS MY HEART HAS BEEN IN RAY PALOUR AND IT USED TO BE IN PAUL MANINER!
ARE WE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE SPURS AND HOW MUCH WE HATE THEM! VAN DER VARRT MY ARSE!
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best goal of last season, gives me a boner everytime!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whSYTSXm8wo&feature=fvsr
long time viewer on this post for a good 4 years but first comment today, just to say ive joined the fantasy football and look foward to being involved in the chat tomorow
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just for you KWIKFIT
ray parlour, basically a ginger god
SICK AND TIRED OF PEDRO AND GEOFF THEM GUYS ARE NON COMPREHEND !I WISH SHOULD WE BE NO WHITE HART LANE PRICKS CAUSE THEM BASTARDS CAN NOT LIVE IN THE EMIRSTES!
\RAYMOND FUCKIN PALOUR!
inceasc do i feel you are a litttle a fraid of me!
i cant say i understand you there KWIKFIT but i totally agree!
Incesc my eyes are wellin up fuck can you rememeber the goog days! Emmuel pettie marc overmars john radford liam brady frank stapleton!
incesc some dsy me and you can get to gether!
nah mate
i only remember A, gambon, Keyser, Jay and Stu.
its all about this team!
So KWIKFIT
you like changing tires?
always gt a bit emotional when i see a budding romance
oh and QOS
i remember her telling me i had a little penis.
can you remenber the old days ! yes stu jay a and keyser
and aa23 but what happened to jay! did he fuckin die!
inceasc mate do you want to talk to me!
this blog is not geoff and pedro it is incese and aa23
of course KWIKFIT
lets talk about eddie mgoldrick
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or the libertines
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incesc can you talk to the man ! do you know who is with me!