Arsenal sign top centre back, 3rd time lucky? Thierry, thanks for continuing to do the spuds, great, great goal!

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Sol Campbell looks like being the first player in Premiership history to sign three times for the same club, fat boy Bruce looks to have signed equally fat old boy Titus Bramble, which leaves the way clear for Sol to sign for us, that now would explain why Wenger hasn’t yet signed the monster we so need.

Now I wouldn’t use Campbell as back up, I would start him, he will be 36 soon, that’s the same age as Keown, Adams and DB10 were when they retired, so he won’t get better than he is, play him and let the others get better, by Christmas one of the younger ones may be match fit and ready.

It hasn’t been announced on Pravda.com yet but neither was Nasri, Arshavin, Kosclielny, Vermaelen or Chamakh until they had their locker room keys and seat name plaques first. So expect that news before next weekend.

Eduardo has gone and had this to say on the Shakhtar website…

‘I had some very difficult times with my injury, but Arsenal was always there for me – the medical staff, the management, the players and the supporters. Thank you everybody. Although I have now left the club, Arsenal will always be in my heart. I will always look for the Arsenal results and of course, I wish Arsene Wenger and the great players at the club well for next season and the future’

…What a class act you are DuDu, my only regret is I couldn’t show you my appreciation from the terraces and say goodbye properly, my other is I wish the manager would be as ruthless with a few others that share your parentage.

We at Le Grove wish you all the success you deserve in life, Eduardo sir, you are a gentleman and a scholar.

I had a run in yesterday with a serial AKB who thought it was fine for us to sign and nurture players that always eventually wanted to play for another club, their argument was we’d never sign top players if we wanted loyalty. Hmmm, Chelsea don’t get that problem, Liverpool held onto their stars and Rooney doesn’t bang on about wanting to play for Everton all the time (don’t ask about his DNA!) For me all Cesc has ever felt like is a loanee, so…

Cesc, are you listening? Time to come out and tell that pikey rabble at barca that you are a big boy and they don’t speak for you, you’ll never be loved as you are at Arsenal, you won’t play as much and you won’t be captain.

If you need more advice speak to your mates, who all saw the greener stuff somewhere else, ask them if they did the right thing leaving and if they are happy now.

Flamini, Petit, Henry, Hleb and Senderos. You aren’t stupid, do it now before you make the third biggest mistake of your career, think about it, if Barca are so wonderful, why did you leave in the first place? (The other two mistakes were wearing the barca shirt and laughing at gobbing boy on the bus)

It seems that the reason we didn’t get Schwarzer yet was because we only offered £2mil, come on Ivan, get real, do we really think the answer to our defensive woes can be solved with £2mil? I thought we could now compete with the big boys, show some ambition and buy a keeper that will shore us up at the back and instil some confidence. Stop trying for everything on the cheap.

Eduardo isn’t being replaced, I wonder if he is thinking about using Theo as a front man and pushing JET out wide? Personally I think JET is way too big to be a winger, I can’t work out where to play him yet, he’s like Paddy but with more attacking skills, maybe we should play a 4-4-2 and put him in the middle.

Finally I at least hope we sign a quality DM, I thought DM’s like Melo and Van Bommel gave their teams some steel at the world cup, to be honest, we got pushed around a lot last year by teams because we lacked an enforcer, with players like we have coming through a bit of protection may be just what we need, instead of the 400 new signings I’ve been calling for, maybe these kids can blossom, Nordtveit has caught my eye as has JET, maybe if Arsene spent his dosh on a keeper and a DM then re signing Campbell with be enough, what do you all think?

Finally it was great to see Thierry scoring on his New York Bulls debut against title chasing Spurs, ha, ha TH14, I will always love you!

Enjoy today Grovers only a few more days until we see our team back, maybe Cesc will say something soon and we can all move on.

UPDATE FROM DUKE:

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  1. incesc

    cont…

    We were told moving stadium would allow us to buy top players. Compete with anyone in the transfer market. The financial burden of the move would not affect this. Yet since the move we’ve been on a mission to save money wherever possible in the transfer market. We’ve scrimped and scraped and despite Wenger trying to unearth the odd gem, we’ve ended up with players who are distinctly second rate compared to the ones before them. Good players, possibly – but certainly not good enough for The Arsenal.

    Since Wenger took over, when a player left The Arsenal it was usually downhill for them from that point. Now the best players we have simply see The Arsenal as a stepping stone to something better. Balanced with this we have a number of players beset with complacency. Handsomely paid, lacking ambition (or is it just talent?) and happy to turn up, stroll around the pitch for 90 minutes and not care if they lose. They show no appreciation to the crowd supporting them, the people who contribute millions of pounds revenue every home game and in turn pay their wages. The fans who spend a lot of their very hard worked earnings to travel up and down the country to support their team. No ‘thank you’ after the game, nothing. Off they stroll, sometimes even smiling and joking with the opponents after being beaten.

    Would George Graham tolerate behaviour like this? Would Bertie Mee? Would Herbert Chapman? This is THE Arsenal you are representing. Know what it means to pull on that red and white shirt. Know the history and what this club is about.

    I have nothing in common with these mercenaries and feel nothing for them. In fact it saddens me to say that I openly despise some of them. Lack of ability is one thing but lack of pride, lack of passion and lack of humility is inexcusable.

  2. incesc

    type it into your Itunes stu

    yeah keyser listened to a few last season.

    was just seeing if they had done any preseason ones…

    its like a funny le-grove session…

  3. incesc

    Yeah wasnt the phil brown one the one where they got drunk and shouted at him all game??

    haha

    wonder what they would make of A Cunted Left Foot…

  4. Keyser

    Stu – That website has a list and a description of all their podcast, try the December one ‘Is Phil Brown White ?’

    Or any of them really.

  5. incesc

    stu open i tunes, put in up for grabs in the store and it downloads them all for free and subscribes so you always get the new ones.

    simple

  6. tony

    Dear Mr Wenger, please stop signing all these supposed world class players (?) and give the gifted youngsters a chance. I am sure they will play their hearts out more than the mostly tepid displays by people such as Arshavin and a few others. You have had a few years without a trophy, one more year will not make a difference. Build a side – let the youngsters see the light, not go, oh they have signed another player in my position.

  7. zeus

    There’s nothing new there. Loved how they coined the term ‘Mugabe Media Lockdown.’

    Best one was the Grabbies.
    ‘Alex Demetri SONG BIllonggggggggggggg.’

    Brian, Cesc is behind you. BRIAN, Why did you lie.

  8. incesc

    pedro and geoff should do a podcast.

    get some guest grovers in, jaguar vs Keyser, A vs Jimbo

    get a celeb gooner in to host, Jay Z maybe…

    easy

  9. Stu

    *Hang!! I hate typos!

    Incesc, im as shit with computers as anyone you’re ever met. Literally all i can do is type..really fast and inaccurately ;) . I will probably break my laptop if i try to set up Itunes.

  10. Keyser

    Stu – All you do is click on the title of any of the podcasts in the link I gave you and they open automatically in Windows Media Player.

  11. Keyser

    Xeus – Nah, Tayo did some himself and they had people like Eamon Holmes do some for the World Cup, I can’t find where they are, I’m sure I saw them though.

  12. Stu

    I did have it Incesc, but every couple of months the harddrive on my laptop fails and needs to be replaced. So after about 3 times of having to re-install itunes i gave up and havent had it in about 6months to a year.

  13. incesc

    fair enough

    :)

    the phil brown one is genuinely funny as a stand alone from what i remember. Pure phil brown and hull bashing.

  14. zeus

    It will go to penalties wasn’t really Tayo. They had diff guests hosts a week. Only listened to the one with Keith Dover.

  15. Keyser

    incesc – You remember you were talking about Henry being a bit arrogant ? Well in the Phil Brown one do you remember the Danny Mills and Colin Cooper story about when he firt came over from Juventus?!

  16. zeus

    Tango, TANGO. Stop toucking your cock. Stop masterbating on the touchline.

    Your a long way from home, A LONG WAY FROM HOME.

  17. incesc

    haha just listening to one. they keep singing:

    “I am Viiiito Mannone”

    to the tune of

    “I am the one and only”

    they hate our keepers the same way we do!

    :)

  18. incesc

    haha yeah keyser

    didnt he foul henry and henry got up and asked

    “what have you won in your career?!”

    Mills or Cooper i cant remember which one said

    “er Nothing”

    and Henry said

    “I am A french champion and i will tear you apart”

    and then he did.

    haha

    or something like that

  19. Keyser

    They ripped the shit out of Almunia after the Birmingham mistake, calling him a Morris Dancer and Davies brought in some bells I think.

  20. incesc

    haha

    listening to the shame the humiliation

    bring keown back as a coach…

    how many centre back should we buy?

    8

    class!

    eboue on the right wing.

    no goals no assists

  21. zeus

    Yeah

    The Morris Dancer.

    ” Almuniaaaaaa. U Clown.”

    They ripped Fabianski as well. On more than one occasion. After Porto they couldn’t help it.

    They called the ‘better than a penalty goal’ the funniest sequence of events they’d ever seen.

  22. Keyser

    When they interviewed Ebway for the World Cup one he just kept laughing but he said he liked that one better than the ‘You’ve only come to see Eboue’

  23. incesc

    inter vs barce

    2 types of footballers in south america

    skillfull ones messi and murderers inter defence

    thats why inter won

  24. incesc

    “what do you think of chamakh

    davies: “brilliant another striker? we need a keeper and a cb!”

    eduardo?

    “i hope it doesnt happen to ramsey, love eduardo hope he does well in another league.”

    davies is a grover!

  25. incesc

    dont remember that keyser?

    stu

    the podcast…

    just listening to an old one while big brother is on…

    its great stuff, forgot how good it is.

  26. Lurch LeRouge

    Lol. So the Ruler isn’t jackie boy. Oh well. Time for the other posters to discredit our theories….

  27. Keyser

    incesc – It’s in the Bendtner – David Copperfield one.

    ‘Walcott crossed it and I was like, goal !! OOh where’s the ball gone, he’s like David Copperfield’

    When Bentdner kept missing against Burnley.

  28. Stu

    Last thing i remember about Big Brother is some fella, Ahmed i think, trying to do a military coup by taking someones jacket.

  29. leon

    i am 100% certain wenger will not be signing dm player particualy melo 25 mill is out of the question.i know wenger will get another defender but i feel realy needs a keeper with experience and class ,at moment i think there 3 good cbs just need 1-2 more that all,last season we 3 good cbs and 2 were injured and a keeper position a major problem not so much dm as i dont think delinson was not a destaster i just dont think he is top 4 capiber.not sure how many top class dm players there in the market.in my view nordviet will go into first team he has been on loan at least 3 years and knows how to play under pressure,but eastmond and JET will go out on loan.but i have no idea what wenger do about keeper position

  30. Keyser

    ‘Did you know that in the last decade there were more men killed by pulling a condom over their head as a practical joke, than there have been Tottenhan Hotspur victories over Arsenal’

  31. incesc

    stu

    one good thing happened in big brother in its history.

    some girl put a bottle in her … on live tv.

    it wasnt good because she was fit, it just summed up how classy the whole thing is.

  32. Lurch LeRouge

    Leon. Take a breath mate.

    All the intel suggests otherwise. DM inbound as Den outbound. CB, alas is likely sorted by Sol…..Keeper, no smoke without fire so expect developments.

  33. incesc

    is this true?

    when bentdner crashed his aston martin he got out, took most off most of his clothes off and picked up the broken wing mirror to check if he had got any injuries.

  34. Lurch LeRouge

    Yup it’s true.

    Those cars should come with advanced driver courses! It’s like giving a box of matches to a pyromaniac.

  35. Jay

    Remember the old days;

    Rice Young O’leary Nelson
    Price Talbot Brady Rix
    Sunderland Stapleton
    Quote ‘were what to win the league in stile’
    Now they were the days!

  36. Stu

    Incesc, i didnt see that, thank absolute fuck because she was fat and noone wants to see that. Fucking hell i even remember that ones name. Kinga (thats how its pronounced, havent a fucking clue what it actually is).

  37. leon

    lurch by intel i think you meean roumours and speculation which i have to be 95 % bulshit,sorry but delinson is not going anywere as i know there is no way wenger will payout anymore 12-15 mill on dm and not player would have to top top quality essian standerd or and will never payout 25 million on melo

  38. sixx pac

    Arshavin is turning into a massive AKB. First he says city has absolutely no chance at the title. Even I know they are one of the favourites. Then he says we dont need a new keeper cause we havent conceded in pre season. Wtf!! And he’s basically saying we should promote Frimpong and Havard in the team.
    Andrey I know i called you a miserable git last season but this is too positive for my liking

  39. incesc

    Jay

    right back at you!

    Sixx pac

    have you got a link to that article? few people have mentioned it but i havent seen it…

  40. incesc

    judge me in may…

    haha i guess it worked when he said wed go unbeaten.

    gotta love his positivity agaisnt all the odds.

    wenger will be arsenal ,manager till 2020 at least.

  41. sixx pac

    here ya go incesc.

    Arshavin – Forget Schwarzer, its not on the agenda!
    Posted on July 23, 2010 by admin

    The Arsenal midfielder Andrei Arshavin has been speaking to the press today, and he seems to be pretty certain that Arsene Wenger will not be signing another goalkeeper this summer, as he already has four of them in the squad.

    “They say that the signings haven’t finished.” said Arshavin. “We have four goalkeepers and we conceded none the two matches played so far.

    “But, seriously, if we’re talking about Schwarzer, it looks like that is off the agenda.’

    The Russian star also seems to think that Wenger will be promoting a few more youngsters to the first team this season, which would negate the need for any new signings. He is especially hopeful that Jack Wilshere will become a regular first-teamer.

    Arshavin said: “Wilshere, Frimpong and Nordtveit have trained with the first team from day one, so no one considers them beginners.

    “If Wenger calls them up to the first team, it means each has talent. The rest depends on themselves. Wilshere is only 18, but he has worked with the first team already for two or three years – longer than me. He went on loan last season, but I hope this season that he really helps us.”

    Nordtveit is a 6ft 2in centre-back that has been gaining experience on loan at Lillestrom and Nurnberg, so perhaps he could be the natural partner for Thomas Vermaelen this season. He has just turned 20 so he can hardly be considered a kid? He is also currently in negotiations with the Gunners over a new improved contract as a reward for his massive improvement this year.

  42. incesc

    doubt arsh actually said that

    he did say this

    2. From dmi3y
    I saw your pictures taken during training on the Arsenal web-site, and I figured that you are a very cheerful man, just like me … So my question is: what does space smell like? And another one (only I want you to answer “yes , you’ll marry, you will have a family, kids, lots of happiness , and you’ll love each other for the rest of your lives ” so that I could show her your reply and say” Look, honey, Andrey knows, he doesn’t lie” . So the question is: Will I marry my Milana?

    Arshavin: Space smells of eternity. Will you have a wedding? I do not know, I’m not a fortune-teller :)

  43. Tom, Romford

    Felipe Melo would add needed steel to the midfield but judging by his lack of discipline. He’d wear the carpet out at the FA in his trips to answer red and yellow card cautions!

  44. incesc

    arsh said this too

    From Russian … English … French … ??? What tongue do you like?? Thank you! Good luck in football and in your personal life!

    Arshavin: Beef tongue :)

  45. incesc

    are russians insane? i think so

    12. From Polina95
    Andrey, I have your name carved on my arm with a knife! Did I do it for nothing or not? What do you think? And this is not a joke; I spent the whole day carving it!

    Arshavin: I do not understand it. Actually, I do not even like when people make tattoos. If it is not a joke, it’s sad. There are many other ways to express your sympathy to me.

  46. incesc

    more

    Andrey, have you ever held a live hedgehog in your hands?))))))

    Arshavin: In one of the photographs, I hold a very small hedgehog in my gloved hands. There is another picture in my family album, which was taken when I got a bit older and held a hedgehog in my bare hands.

  47. Stu

    That ones pretty old Incesc, a few weeks at least. Are you sure your reading the newest one (or is that the newest one?)?

  48. incesc

    arshavin is such a breath of fresh air

    Andrey, if I came over to you on the street and gave you a teddy bear as a present, would you take it? Would you throw it away afterwards?
    P.S. Andrey you are the best, the most good-looking, the most intelligent and I don’t even want to mention the way you play )))

    Arshavin: I would take it and put it very gently in the car.

  49. incesc

    henry answering weird questions with a sense of humour.

    i like the fact hes down to earth

    i think arshavin will be an absolute legend if we embrace him

  50. incesc

    think you got the caps lock the wrong way round mate

    just got word from a source, i cannot name him but he is an ex player

    diaby is actually 33

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