Arshavin, is it true?

Precious Wenger...

So I have been reading every site that mentions Andre Arshavin’s alleged comments, and in various newspapers, this is what he is supposed to have said. ‘If I could play for Barcelona for just a year, that would crown my career’

If he did indeed say that it would be treachery on Ade-the-whore’s level!

I decided before I reacted like a mad man, to go directly to Andre’s official website and have a look, you know all I could find was him talking about returning for the Blackburn game, so I reckon it’s the quote he came out with before he joined us, if it’s not though, he needs to be sold to the highest bidder and that’s the end of that.

Not because he rates 3 managers higher than Wenger, why wouldn’t he? Arsene hasn’t exactly set his world alight, no the bit I can’t handle is like Ade, he is looking at another bird whilst sitting next to his wife, if you get my meaning, as I said, I don’t believe it, if it is true though, he can just go as all I will see now, is a white Ade on the pitch, both with dodgy barnets.

So Andre make a statement and make it quickly.

We hear the usual guff coming from the kids that haven’t made it yet, like we can win the league next year, I love the boss, I will repay his faith Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, but come on, what else would we expect from Fabianski and Eastmond, no doubt now they have showered the boss with toadiness they will get a new and extended contract as a reward.

Not that I don’t rate Eastmond, I do, but Fabianski is running out of chances for me, since the Chav semi at Wembley last season, I can’t say I have seen any kind of gaff improvement, have you?

I also heard yesterday from a sister site, that one blog was saying that anyone who criticises the club and the way it’s run is anti-Arsenal, well that same blog this season wanted to have his picture taken with me to put on his post as the left and right wing of blogs, funny that eh? When it suits him! Anyway, I didn’t read it as I won’t give other blogs the oxygen they need to survive, I just thought it was ironic, have a pop at others whilst sucking up at the same time. A bit like Gollum in Lord of the Rings.

We have been linked with a number of players this week and many of them I would have, the two Belgians interest me as does Rodwell, but they are all very young, Hart has to be a given (pardon the pun) one of our Grovers saw a text from Hart saying he would love to come to the Arsenal, lets hope that’s true, Almunia has been given way too many chances and if Wenger could be ruthless with the captain of Brazil then I can’t see why he can’t be with a keeper would doesn’t even feature in the Spanish set up.

Now we know that Arsenal have broken their strict pay policy with both Thierry and Cesc, so maybe we can go after some real class and pay what they ask, or are bribery and pay policy two separate things?

I know we have a great squad when everyone is fit but when does that ever happen? WHEN HAVE WE EVER HAD A FIT TEAM? I think we need to have 2 great players in every position to compete in the four comps, other teams do, so it’s time we started.

I really believe it’s time to have a massive clear our, keep only those we know will feature in the future, take Gavin Hoyte, I really like the kid, but the Brighton fans are on his back already, so do we think he’ll ever become a first choice defender for the Arsenal?

That’s what I mean, as far as I know there isn’t a prize for the third highest wage bill, the biggest group of under 18′s or the most players in history out on loan, so Arsene, time for a clear out, then add that money to the £40 mil we got from City, the money we got from this season , and with all that you can probably buy whoever you want.

Unless I have my sums wrong, I know, do a Q&A and I’ll ask…      …just kidding, don’t have a cow Ivan.

Have a great day grovers, today is the last day of summer.