At least we only need a point for third, the most entertaining thing that happened in 90 minutes yesterday was welcoming back Paddy and booing the Togo Twat, whilst watching his embarrassing grin.
Well no match report today, this is a Geoff post, Pedro is out having fun!
Well that was about as uninteresting as a game can get, one team comes to defend and hit on the break, the other shows no ambition, and has a side bet that it can get through 90 minutes and only have 3 shots, if there were more I must have missed them.
We are told that Bendtner is the reason we didn’t make a signing in the window and we leave him on the bench, go figure, I can’t! Him and Robin starting may have caused them problems early on, ho-hum. So what happened?
Crab, crab, crab, crab and Denilson wasn’t even playing.
Fabianski had nothing to do , so that was a relief, I thought Sol Campbell was again immense, Song, Nasri and Robin were okay, Theo and Silvestre may as well have not turned up and once again the crossing from the full backs was woeful.
Excitement happened when it got close to the predictable 67 minute substitutions, but this time Wenger threw everybody by making two substitutions at once, I’m sure Mancini thought this was an amazing tactic. An ‘I wasn’t expecting that’ moment.
The down side was Given looks screwed and that could have an impact on the signing we all hoped for in Joe Hart, it won’t because City will sign a Buffon or a Lloris, and anyway, if we are going to sign a keeper it will be a Rami Shaban type, or someone as clueless as Almunia or Fabianski.
So the spuds lost and we drew, with the spuds and the northern chavs having to play each other it guarantees us at least 4th, but all we now need is a point to get third and with Blackburn away and Fulham at home, one would have thought we can get that.
I would love it though if Villa could sneak up and pip them both, that would be sweet.
Still for all of you that may be disappointed with winning nothing this year don’t be, because we won the European balance sheet trophy, the youngest squad trophy, the highest paid average squad trophy and finally the Great mental strength trophy, it may not be what you wanted but take heart that at least our manager got even richer in a recession.
Hey, don’t forget we get a new kit this summer, so even if we sign no-one of note, and we will (sign no-one of note), we get to buy a new home kit and ensure the money continues to flow into the Royal Bank of Arsenal.
A word of caution though Ivan, the loudspeaker may have said 60,000 were there, but anyone with a decent set of minces could see that there weren’t.
You can fool some of the people, some of the time, you can even fool all of the people some of the time, but you can’t fool all of the people all of the time, and if you continue to keep up the stingyness, then there is no doubt you will reap what you sow.
Have a great Domingo Grovers, only 2 more weeks to go, enjoy it whilst you can.








Jet wont make it at arsenal. He is just an english left footed Diaby imo.
Hes basically Diaby but slower and even less disciplined and more lazy.
Talented, but wont cut it.
His size is really all he has going for him…just like Diaby.
I have always said that Wenger doesn’t like to give the English kids a chance.
Take Muamba, Sidwell, Bentley, Lansbury and Wilshere.
Compared to Denilson, Eboue and Diaby.
Regardless to what you think of the 4 English kids I named, none of them got starts, Denilson, Diaby and Eboue however get chance after chance after chance.
If the English kids had been given the same they may have been world class by now. Look at Song, he was shit for years, now he’s come good, Muamba and Bentley got a cup game each and they were off.
Now before anyone does the Wenger thing and says they wanted out if they didn’t get games, that’s what Denilson said after his first season, he said ‘if the coach doesn’t play me, I’m off’
The only reason he persists with Theo is because he paid over £8million for him and he doesn’t want to lose face.
Wanker.
That’s why I think he will make it Stu, a left footed Diaby, but with more vision. Just depends on his attitude really
Geoff Muamba and Sidwell are and never were going to be anywhere near good enough for us, and are way worse than diaby, denilson, and eboue imo…. way way worse.
Lansbury and Wilshere WILL get chances, because they’re actually talented, unless their careers to go shit because they have the typical british shit attitude that so many have nowadays….
Agreed Geoff…he gives the foreigners more games and waits until they come good. I dont understand why he doesnt do the same with english kids.
The Theo thing is stupid, hes clearly not good enough but Wenger wont ever admit it, especially now hes only got a year left.
Im all for being the team that promotes youths, but there have to be standards otherwise the system will never work.
Honestly i would much rather Sidwell coming off the bench than Denilson because Denilson may be a more talented footballer but at least with english players you can be fairly sure they will run their bollocks off for the cause and fight for the ball.
Talent isnt everything..
Muamba at age 18 was at least as good as Song age 18, but only Song was given the chance.
A how the fuck will we ever know??? They never got a chance and Sidwell captained 2 FA youth cups wins.
Diaby and Denilson get hundreds of chances and they’re still shit.
Stu I don’t get how that’s the case at all.
If players are talented, but are never going to make it to the top because they’re idiots with shit attitudes then they’re shipped off, quincy and bentley are examples of that.
muamba, sidwell, gilbert, hoyte were all players who never had the ability to ever make it for us, yet he persisted with the latter two, along with randall who’s an attitude problem, and if they were foreign i don’t think he would’ve persisted with them….
Geoff we’ll know and we can know because their careers didn’t finish when they left us! They still play, and it’s easy to see that they would never be good enough for us….
A that’s my point, had they stayed and played with the talent we have they could have been world class, if Song had gone to Bolton at 18 he would have been shit as well.
3 months is going to be oh soo soo long..
You need to pace yourselves..
I don’t agree with that Geoff, imo Song had/has five times the talent that Muamba did/does, and would always have been a much much better player.
Song went on loan to Charlton when he was just a kid and was better for them in that half season than Muamba even is now for Bolton….
Same for Cameroon before he came good for us….
He was always good for anyone else, just took a while to settle in with us
I just dont think he likes English players, obviously he likes Theo cos he’s a polite boy who goes to bed at 8 o clock, its just a shame he has no talent.
TBH there arent really any English players in the last 10 years I wouldve wanted in the team, only the unattainable ones like Gerrard, Lampard, Rio, Rooney etc.
Geoff
I tend to agree with A on this. Muamba especially is nowhere near good enough for Arsenal.
And as for the rest like Wilshere, the problem with playing him is that we are a team of midgets and to think our saviour will be yet another midget is crazy.
If we had a few more big boys with experience in the starting line up I think he would have had more chances.
Also, Eboue is a different case. Eboue was a decent right back for years before he was pushed into midfield in the 07-08 season. It wasn’t as of he was playing crap at RB and Wenger still persisted with him.
Keyser
If your referring to the off season, don’t forget we have a month of WC footy to look forward to.
Wilshere and Lansbury have just been loaned out to get first team experience, just as Bendtner, Djourou, Song were, nowt to do with their nationality.
I reckon another loan next season would do Wilshere good too
Chelsea 5-0.
Did anyone else see the Sunday Supplement this morning?
They had that Chav supporting wanker Rob Beasley on there, and he made a comment that almost went unnoticed.
They were talking about the fact that the Chavs are no going to promote more academy players from next season, and that would be helped by the fact that there are a number of first teamers that will be moving on. Beasley’s comment was that Kalou’s off to Arsenal!!!!
Now this fuckwit is closely linked to Chelsea, so that for me is fucking worrying….
Kalou has bagged hat trick today! WTF!!!
Lampard wasn’t unattainable when Chelsea signed him for £15mil. We could have afforded that.
And now its 6-0. Sturridge has scored. And he is shite!!
perhaps if we’d wanted to sell Vieira to make space for him Hollywood….
Fucking hell. 7-0 and stoke are shocking.
yeah Viera another shit foreigner Wenker persisted with instead of signing english talent like Lampard
they can score all the goals they want they will lose at anfield next week and hand the title to united,chav cunts…
Chelsea will batter liverpool next week. Vant see any other outcome really.
got to hand it to the Chavs today
The game was won at half time, yet they pushed and pushed and were clinical.
ddm
Don’t understand you post.
I dont think we will sign Kalou, i know Wenger has always liked him & his brother but i think that ship has sailed.
TBF he could probably be quite effective in a 4-3-3, but he isnt an improvement on what we have.
DDM. Wenger has been tracking Kalou for a long time so you never know.
If he plays like he did today, maybe it would be a good thing. Kalou played today like the player we have been missing on the right side of our front 3.
But with Chamakh coming in, can you see Kalou coming as well? surely only if Eduardo or Vela are off
like they battered the yids jay2oh?
after his hat trick today they will give him a new contract,think that story is bollocks t.b.h….
BBK – I Hope they dont beat liverpool, I cant stand all the chav supporters I know being all smug.
Just cant see liverpool getting a result.
bbk
why do you seem so intent on having the manc bastards win. I couldn’t care less if chelsea move level with us on PL wins, the one man team that is the manc bastards does not deserve to set history by winning 4 on the trot. Not with such a distinctly average team.
BBK, It is tricky for Chavski, they are up against it with the new regulations coming in next season.
I think Kalou will be one of those on the move. Thing is today was a good performance, whereas usually he is chaff.
Zeus, the chavs have a loooooong way to before they even get near matching our titles.
zeus the chavs winning the league should never happen,as a club they don’t deserve it,united have been doing it for years it’s just another thing…
the chavs even think they are a bigger club then us now f.f.s
I dont want the chavs to win the league as they will also win the cup, and I dont want those cunts doing a double.
Money talks BBK. Citeh may manage it one day and that will be far better than the chavs.
We are so much better than Chavski.
Afterall we won the Average Age Trophy.
Dont want Kalou at all. Before today he had 1 league goal. I fucking hate those chav cunts. But you’ve got to admire their clinicality (thats a word, right?).
Unlike us, when they take the lead they push on and get 3 or 4 more and dont leave any doubt of the result. We wait until the oppo scores before we wake up and realise theres a match to be won.
stu,never give them cunts credit
how depressing is this situation, we are not even close to the chavs or mancs, WTF!!…they never told us this when they sold us the stadium move did they. i cant believe AW will spend potentially his last season carrying on with the same dross, i just cant believe he would do that.
zeus – What’s not to understand? Beasley made a throw away comment on Sky Sports this morning that Kalou is on his way to us!
I’ve just had a vision…..Our team doesn’t enjoy it’s football like the invincibles did.
They used to score goals for fun.
We need beter than Kalou…. but he’s still a better option than we have.
I still cannt shake the feeling that we are going backwards.
Oh and by the way, fuck Kalou, he’s fucking two-bob, just like half the cunts we already have playing for us, so knowing how two-bob we are he’s almost a dead cert!
BBK: Cant see Chavs losing at Anfield. Liverpool would hate Utd to get one more league title than them (19-19 now), and, if they get through against Athletico, they will rest players before final.
Spot on post.
Till tomorrow, adieu
goonerT1m Says: you best start beliving it.
Zorro
I mean PL titles. Not total number of titles.
PTG
Agreed on the double, but since they have done it before under Muareen, I couldn’t care less.
In 07-08, if only Wenger had strengthened and consolidated then we would have been fine.
DDM, you get any update on that list from the other day?
m.d89 liverpool have still got a shout to finish in the top 4,they will be on the case.
Oh right, I forgot that football did not exist before Sky invented it! TA6 better give 2 of his medals back.
They have not done the double before!
league and carling cup double isn’t the real double
Zorr0 – Nothing, other than it was reiterated to me that the list is a group of players who the manager is now willing to let go as he has decided they are no longer good enough. So, should an appropriate offer come in they will go!
However, amongst that lot were certain players that are leaving regardless, Senderos, Merida and Gallas are all out of contract.
Senderos wasn’t offered a new deal. Merida was, and chose not to stay. Gallas would’ve stayed, but has personal problems and is going back to France.
As for Silvestre, i will ask my mate tomorrow to clarify what’s happening with him. He is on that list, but i’m not sure what his actual current position is!
Evening all!
The chances of Silvestre staying are about 0.000000000000000174 %
Gambon, unless it’s true and he has got photo’s of Wenger doing something he shouldn’t be…
NOt Kalou!!! Please!!!!!!!!! He has the footballing brain and intelligence of a green pea FFS…I’d rather play Theo instead of him.
gambon, if my mate is correct, and offers are received, we could lose four centrebacks – Gallas, Senderos, JD and Silvestre…..with the exception of Gallas, that’s no loss at all imo!
DDM, any news about incoming players? I really hope Wenger takes a good hard look at the German and Italian leagues. There are a few hidden gems there. As I mentioned earlier, I’d really like to see Hamsik at Arsenal.
Rohan – Don’t you see a pattern forming? Clueless, lightweight, has one maybe two decent game a sesson, he’s tailor funking made for Wenger!!
I think we need to totally rebuild the defence so i wouldnt mind that DDM.
We need a GK, 2 CBs and a midfielder to play alongside Song.
None of those CBs are a loss really. They really just take up space more than do anything else. Gallas, despite being our best defender is consistently missing for a third of the season since he joined. Senderos hasnt played for us since pre season, JD just missed the season through injury and even when he is playing Silvestre rarely adds anything positive.
Rohan – It’s really, really weird. My mate sought me out to tell me this information, but has absolutely nothing to tell me about replacements!!!!
We can flog Denilson and Diaby for a combined price of around 12 million imo to a french or spanish club…
We’re also supposed to be linked with Ander Herrera of Real Zaragoza..I saw him the other day and he looked pretty good.
Rohan, why do we need Hamsik, we have the worlds best in his position.
Rohan, Wenger keeps his transfer plans very close to his chest apparently…
Cheers DDM, Wenger is bound to buy atleast 4 players what with the CB and keeper situation imo this summer, I hope excluding Chamakh.2 CB’s and an attacking midfielder or a winger plus a GK would do it for me.
I think the Germans and French leagues are where we should be shopping. Germany because they are pretty competetive there, most teams play decent football and it wouldnt be too expensive unless you’re buying from Bayern or after Dzeko.
France because teir league is finally good and now is the time where we should be buying from there. Its pretty similar to the prem too. Pretty physical and set pieces play a bg part (from what little i’ve seen).
Would Ozil be willing to play second fiddle to Cesc or will he go to a smaller club.
hamsik is more of a box to box midfielder who can also play as a deep playmaker. Diaby could be his understudy.
Rohan – I was told that he expects Ramsey, Gibbs and Wilshere all to take a bigger part in next seasons campaign….
Get Laurent Blanc and tell him to bring Ciani and Gourcuff with him.
I bet there are some good african DMs playing in the french league. If theres one position an african man is built to play its DM.
Strong, Quick and Tenacious in the tackle.
I wouldnt ever recommend buying from Italy because that league is so slow and all about tactics. The Prem and Serie A are almost complete opposites imo.
We need more tenacity & strngth in midfield, not another playmaker. We need an athlete who will track runs and cover 13km per game.
Toulalan (or similar) would be a better option than Hamsik or Ozil.
I also like Hamsik’s hair so that could partly be a reason.
Anyone else notice Diaby’s form dropped drastically when he shaved his head. Fucking cunts, can’t Wenger tell them not to do anything to their during the season, FFS..The same happened with Ade in the 07/08 season.
Unless ofcoarse we end up with the african equivilent of Denilson.
Toulalan is too sloooow.
I don’t know how much we can rely on Ramsey after his injury. He should be fine though..I heard his injury is nowhere as serious as Eddie’s was and that he should be fit around pre-season time…Wilshere though will play a big part next season though as will Gibbs..I also want Wenger to get back Lansbury and give him a few games because I really like the look of him…
Well in that case Song is too slow so we should sell him.
Sorry guys but I’ll take Kalou over Theo, Rosicky or Nasri
Sorry Peds, Evening to u too.
Toulalan is too slow, but is a France international.
Denilson is too slow, and is a fucking liability.
Xabi Alonso is the level of player who should be playing alongside Fab4.
Speaking of Bordeaux, they have really fallen apart lately. Their last league win was on the 21s of march against Lille. They have just 2 wins from 11 since february.
Maybe we could get Gourcuff too??
We can’t get Toulalan but if we could he’d be ideal, fantastic at both DM and CB
I guess this performance put shawcross out of the WC.
Karma baby yeah
Gibbs, Wilshere & Lansbury will not play a big part next season at all. I dont think Wilshere & Lansbury will play any part.
Heh, don’t spaz out, we’ve already got Song, we need someone who’s quicker than either him or Denilson and can help cover the distances to make up for mistakes.
We’ll have Chamakh who looks more athletic than what we’ve got, one for defence, a young Sol Campbell/ Toure model and one for midfield.
we wont get lloris or toulalan
their pricetag will be £30M and £35M
hamsik is 6ft0 so that’s a plus too. don’y think he has ever been linked with us in the papers tgough…
Toulalan may be slow but if he is in the right place then pace doesnt matter. But we do need someone big and fast to make up for Cesc and Songs lack of pace.
Stu,
Like with Ozil & Hamsik where would we play Gourcuff?
The last thing we need is a midfield playmaker, its like suggesting we go and buy a new stadium
35m for Toulalan? What gives you that crazy idea?
Hmasik’s been linked to Chealsea…a younger Lampard
You’d make space for someone like Gourcuff though.
The right place ? We get caught out by quick/ disciplined counter attacks, Vermaelen can track back 60-70 yards pretty quickly, Sagna can, Gallas and even Djourou, Clichy definetly can, we need players from midfield that can do that.
We’d have to change our formation to play Gourcuff…4-4-1-1 or something with a man behind the striker
it’s Lyon for one
and cos i read it last year
Fine…Van Bommel it is. Lets sign him up…he’s fucking free after all.
they don’t need to sell anyone
Gourcuff is top top top class. Apparently, Wneger though Nasri would be the better player eventually…..Gourcuff could be a pin up boy though for us and would boost shirt sales immensely..my sister is in love with him….
A midfield of Gourcuff and Cesc with RvP, Arshavin linking up play providing service to someone like David villa makes my mouth water….
All we need is a couple of young Toures, when he first came he was just everywhere because he could be.
what a boring day huh
I still believe 20 mill plus theo for Torres would tempt Liverpool into selling…If he does leave, I really don’t see Spain making too many noises and he would relish playing for us and Cesc would sign a 10 year contract. Now that would show some FUCKING intent.
Yeah Rohan…your sister..
stu your a funny guy
Keyser, we get caught from counter attacks because of our discipline/tactics (or lack of). I don’t think our team is slower than manu or the chavs
Melo or Inler are the type of player we need, but im not sure if theyre good enough.
just read that torres might leave the prem
to save his body from serious injury
Thanks?
Silly season starting early.
Yeah we get caught on the counter attack because we commit too many players forward. Everyone from midfield forward and usually both fullbacks. How can you expect any team to keep clean sheets with only 2 or 3 players back defending. And its not unusual for one of our CBs to roam forward when we have the ball and be caught out of position when we eventually lose it.
Defenders are supposed to expect the worst and be prepared for if/when something does go wrong. Our defenders seem more concerned with scoring and thats gotta change.
Im not so sure theres actually anywhere for Torres to go right now, so hes stuck at pool.
We don’t need to know any of your homo fetishes Stu!
erm…ok..
Man – Its not tactics, I’d say a massive part of it is discipline, thing is we get caught out by the better teams who are far harder to break down so as we commit more and more players forward they make quick incisive breaks against us and score.
Discipline comes with consistency we just get far too many injuries to build up any, so if we had players who could make ground up quickly to cover mistakes we’d be far better off.
Compare the pace at which Flamini, Hleb and Rosicky could recover to players like Song, Denilson and Diaby and theres a difference.
leave stu alone he is the love of my life
I dunno Gambon, Torres could go to Barca. Whether they would want him atm is another thing though. Unless he went back to Atletico but i dont know why he would do that.
As long as you dont expect anything in return Eboue thats fine with me.
i miss flamini..Let’s get him back!!
Diaby is vastly quicker than Flam, Hleb or Rosicky. He just cant be bothered.
but stu you said we would go flower picking
eboue, I thought the love of your life was Gunnersaurus!
I dont think i’ve ever actually seen Diaby sprinting…when have you ever seen Diaby busting a gut to either get forward or get back to defend. He just jogs everywhere, regardless of what part of the pitch hes in. Just like Denilson.
No deal Eboue…its hayfever season and i hate flowers.
Stu
What I mean is that there are probably 6 clubs in the world that can afford him, and its doubtful any of them want him.
Man Utd – He would never go there, and i think theyre trying to not spend.
Chelsea – see above
Man City – I really dont think he would play for another prem team
Inter – If it aint broke…
Real – Never in a million years
Barca – The best shout, but do they really need him?
I should mention we can afford him, but our board & manager are too scared to spend that big.
i am having an affair with stu dont tell gunnersaurus he would never forgive me
I’m sure Barca would offload Zlatan if they could get Torres
Diaby’s not vastly quicker than any of them, he’s quick but he isn’t agile enough to track back and defend the way they used to.
Rosicky and Flamini, before Rosicky’s injury, used to cover small distances or long very quickly and were able to deal with players who were trickier than others.
Hleb wasn’t great defensively, as in putting in challenges, but was clever enough to know how to hold players up.
It’s balance we need, we closed down well yesterday and tracked back well, but that wasn’t even half of our first team out there, so by the time other players come back we have to adjust again.
We need a fit squad and a good pre-season.
Diaby’s pace is deceptive. Looks a languid bloke but his stride is so long that he covers more ground per stide than most.
I would love to get Flamini back as well. And Hleb for that matter. Saves us from being bringing new cunts to learn system and settle bla bla.
That would take us to where we SHOULD have been because the cunts should not have been allowed to leave. Bitches set us back 2 years.
It’s impossible to have a fit squad when we have so many injury prone players
I might take Flamini back, but then that season we built the team to accomadate the players we had then, Hleb’s too old and seems to be fading, doubt he’d enjoy the battering he used to get back in the day.
Im sure Flamini would consider coming back. Song, Flamini Cesc. It would be a pretty solid midfield. Flamini was actually a pretty decent footballer. He was equally good with both feet and despite what A says he had good technique and a good touch imo.
Thx for that DDM. Easy to see why AW may not be fussed about the players available being known; moght encourage some bids. Denilson would do well in SPain for a 4th to 8th place side, the pace would suit.
Gallas personal probs? Not been pulling a JT has he?
I don’t think many of them are injury prone, we just never get the chance to have everyone available at any one point.
So we overwork other players and they get niggly injuries.
if we got flamini back it would be killing ramsey
Flamini was decent, what stood out though by a mile was his stamina, recovery pace and the defensive work he put in. Still think someone a bit smarter would be better.
Keyser, I see what you are saying which is why I said discipline/tactics…what these players may lack in terms of pace we should adjust to tactically and that is something I feel we could have done better this season
Song will be a CB before long so Wenger will need to find a long term DM sometime soon.
I’d pick Song over Flamini everytime
I remember hearing that once Flamini arrives at Milan he was very annoyed because the fitness he was used with us wasnt as good at Milan.
IMO
Song will always be a DM
Inter have got great players but I feel they dealt with Barca’s collective pace pretty well – tactically…Rubin did the same in Russia as well