It’s okay to laugh, it was special, the impossible dream, could it be magic?

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Wow, there’s a few songs in that headline!

So let’s start with the chavs and the special night, when we got beaten by the chavs at the Grove last year, I had a text from a chav friend of mine that said ‘are you one of those leaving early’ How funny was that he must have thought.

Only this bloke could send a text like that on 89 minutes, most people would have left it, not this bloke, so guess what I did last night on 89 minutes? Ha, ha, ha, yes you got it, what goes round… I bet I ruined his night more than Inter did, and what makes it all worthwhile is I know he’ll be reading this post!

I bet he wished he never stopped supporting Leicester, because as you know, most chavs supported other teams before the money came in.

How funny was that when Drogba got sent off and Terry was whinging like a bitch at the end, so the chavs have shown the world what you get when you spend gazillions, let the Arsenal now show what can be won when you spend nothing, let the games begin.

So what has happened this week? The spiv gets kicked out of Hull City, Beckham gets (finally) kicked out of the England team and Theo goes to the world Cup and the dirty cheating chavs get kicked out of the European cup, the one they wanted most, add that to Cashley’s old lady leaving him for an Ann Summers gift set and this year is fast turning into the impossible dream, the perfect storm, this has to be our year, it’s too silly not to be.

All we need now is to get Cesc, Robin, Billy, Rosicky and Djourou back and the world will be at our feet.

So we are apparently interested in signing Adam Matthews from Cardiff, if that’s true and he is good, then we should have a big advantage with Ramsey already here. However, do we need another young’un?

We have Bartley, Nordtveit and Djourou to join the squad next year, is one of them going to step up? As I said yesterday, if they aren’t then we should move on and buy someone who’s ready, with an ageing centre back population we need to do something.

I was drooling at Inter Milan’s back four last night, even older than ours, but top, top players, there’s nowt wrong with experience, but if they are good enough, they are old enough, look no further than the 17 year old Tony Adams.

So back to the Champions league, we need to avoid ManU, Barca, Inter, Munich and Lyon, in that order, I’d take any of the rest, wouldn’t you?

Although the chavs now have less games to play, the max they would have had in the ECL was 3, the fact that their confidence would now be battered should help us more, lose to Blackburn at the weekend they could and should fold like a pack of cards. The should go down quicker than a Russian hooker and no team deserves it more, their players have the morals of ally cats, they are run on dodgy money and now it’s all coming home to roost, ha, ha, ha.

You are getting exactly what you deserve Chelsea…  …nothing.

Have a great day Grovers, spring is in the air!

737 Responses to “It’s okay to laugh, it was special, the impossible dream, could it be magic?”

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  1. gnarleygeorge9

    Chamakh looks lively enough. Le Gaffer can mould him thats for sure. Next season looks massive, if no one does a Flamini and/or Hleb. But this season is already bordering on humungous :)

  2. gnarleygeorge9

    Talkshite! If this programme is so bad why do people keep going back to it. If you get a dodgy takeway, you don’t ever go back again. This Talkshite sounds like a “greasyspoon” :(

  3. Pedro

    Gnarley… it’s the only thing worth listening to when you’re stuck in the car for 4 hours.

    I like the journo’s on there and some of the features… Henk Pots, Thommo… hearing how dim Irani is…

  4. paul

    Gerry Francis is a twat with a twat hair cut,which reminds me did anyone see Jason Cunty on Sky he’s been overdoing the hair dye

  5. Keyser

    They talk about things people have have great empotions for, it’s car crash listening, but it’s entertaining sometimes, it was better with Ian Wright on it, Gough is like a Care in the Community project at times.

  6. ManGoonian

    Pedro;

    Terry Christian used to make me larf! He was always takin the piss out of the ascousers and givin it loads to City fans (and Arsenal, obviously)

    But that cockney united fan who used to be on Soccer AM Goldstein or whatever is a clueless twat and Jason Cundy, Collymore, brazil, Townsend Durham are just tooo much to handle…. Fuckwits the lot of em…

  7. Pedro

    Keyser, so true… he’s so dim, it’s offensive.

    I like Durham… but even he struggles with the dimness of Gough.

  8. Keyser

    I was going to say I feel sorry for Gough, but then he’s paid for his opinions, they could do with someone who doesn’t talk complete shite though to balance it out.

    Someone to just take the piss out of them for being soo dopey.

    ManGoonian – Lovejoy’s a bit of a cock to.

  9. Keyser

    I don’t get why there’s no all out Arsenal fans on these radio-stations, you’ve got Cundy, Hawksbee, and Lovejoy for Chelsea who are usually biased, Hawksbee sounds like he’s about to cry at times.

    We’ve got ex-players and managers, who just sound a bit bitter at times.

  10. Pedro

    Keyser, Geoff rang in once and there are loads of gooners working there… but a manc preference sells apparently…

  11. Keyser

    At Talksport ? It’s all a bit of a con really, if you listen to it long enough you just realise they’re trying to wind you up. I wonder how much money these shows make from call-ins.

    You’d think it’s only a phonecall, but then they put people on hold, and it starts to add up.

  12. gnarleygeorge9

    Take your point chaps :) Footy is great, well actually as I say to others, I don’t follow footy, I follow Richmond (& or The Arsenal). If these 2 ceased to exist, I would be moving on ;)

  13. Keyser

    paul – at least you get to go and watch the might Arsenal, albeit with your spare ticket in your pocket.

  14. ethangunner

    was bin laden responsible for 7- 11 too GG :) ?
    that is even more shocking than 9-11 :)

    several amateur photographers have taken pictures of bin laden in 7-11′s since 2001 :)

  15. ethangunner

    although his beard doesn’t appear more blacker in
    the 7-11 photos .. its does appear more red in color , Muslims arent allowed to dye their beards !! :) , but it doesnt say anything about using the red syrup from the slurppeee machineS !

  16. Jaguar

    All te Mancunians can lick the arse of the gooners.

    Chamakh was unmarked,and he can only dream of scoring such a header in the PL.

  17. gnarleygeorge9

    Cheers chozzer. I’ll tune in & actually check this infamous programme out now. I’m off out to earn some folding stuff now. Later everyone.

  18. Jaguar

    I saw that header,it was quality,but he wont find that leeway against the defenders in the Premier League.Chamakh is an over rated mug who wont cut it in the league.Mark it.

  19. sixx pac

    i’d rather get an overrated french mug for free than pay 40 mil for an overrated bosnian mug. Plus chamakh has way more pace than that bosnian

  20. Jaguar

    Chamakh is cheap,francophonic and a striker who misses more sitters than scoring goals.The only reason Wengker is afer him.

  21. Jaguar

    The overrated Bosnian ‘mug’ would score 30 goals for a season and win us the league,whereas the Moroccan mug,would miss a zillion sitters and score 15 fluke goals against some shit teams.

  22. sixx pac

    jaguar im convinced ur crazy. Wenger is after chamakh cause he misses sitters? And what proof have u got that the bosnian would score 30 in epl if he cant score 30 in germany. Plus he is slow and has an awful workrate. Adebayor 2.0

  23. Jaguar

    Sixx pac,Wenger is after Chamakh because he is available for free,which would save Wengker’s bonuses.French league is shittier than the German League,and Chamakh has never scored more than 20 goals in a season.If anyone deserves the name Adebywhore 2.0,its that mug Chamakh.

  24. sixx pac

    i asked u a question a couple weeks ago jaguar and u didnt answer. Let me ask u again. Is the bonus for finishing 4th higher than for finishing 1st

  25. Jaguar

    May be no Sixx pac.But Wenger doesnt have the nous and the players to win the league.Wengker doesnt want to win it either,when he can pocket a handsome amount,finishing fourth,experimenting with his crazy obsessions,and toying with the emotions of the fans.

  26. sixx pac

    ha ha. Classic jaguar. So you get a bigger bonus for finishing 4th than for winning. And we dont have the players to win the league? Take note kids: dont smoke and blog

  27. Pat

    Jaguar, you are clueless. You’re saying Chamakh won’t get that space when it comes to headers in the PL?

    Sorry, he’ll get EVEN more!! PL defenses are vastly overrated. We don’t score much from set pieces cause of our height. Look at Chelsea. All tall, awful at set pieces.

    Look at Rooney. Wide open in 75% of his headers and scoring. If Rooney can score 9 headers in 10 games, CHamakh will score twice as much if given crosses. We tend to rely on perfect crosses with our short players. Cross quality won’t have to be good necessarily. Sagna is a superb crosser for France…or at least their tall strikers make it look so.

  28. Pat

    And Dzeko is awful. He couldn’t dominate a CB partnership of Carrick and Fletcher. Enough said.

    Worse than Huntelaar.

  29. Denis

    Regarding Chamakh stats, look at Henry Statistics in Monaco before signing for Arsenal(nomore than 9 goals by seasons)
    Jaguar, French league is one of the hardest league for strikers. The defences of French football teams are so tight !!
    Remember that most of the best goalscorers in England came from France… TH14, Eric Cantona, Didier Drogba, Anelka etc.
    And at least, i recognise that Dzeko is a great player but he is too expensive !
    Dzeko is a great talent but he is too expensive, This summer we have to buy 2 centerback a goalkeeper and a defensive midfielder, we can’t spend all our money only on him !

  30. luke

    Dzeko vs Chamakh is the most ridiculous debate ive seen in a while all day.

    A) Dzeko: Costs 40 million, one season wonder, pace of a slug, half the work rate of adebarndoor, couldnt handle carrick and fletcher, doesnt want to come to us but rather wants milan

    B) Chamakh: Faster than Dzeko, FREE!, Older and more experienced, not a one season wonder, EXTREMELY high work rate, Wants to be on OUR team, is leading his team to the quarter finals of the ECL, winning experience last year with Bordeaux.

    Yeah, Wenger watns Chamakh cuz he misses sitters. Almost as convincing as your argument the other day that if we win the league it will be down to the “fighting spirirt of vermaelen, fabregas and maybe a few other playrs, NOT Wenger”. Yeah, titles have nothing to do with the manager but only the spirit of 2 players. Jaguar, are you 10 years old mate?

  31. luke

    Hey Pat, if youre still out there, got any top secret team news? Isn’t it you that has a connection in the emirates, knew about ade’s sale, and a couple contract extensions before announced?

  32. sixx pac

    they fired their manager a year after winning the bundesliga,so thats how well theyre doing. Bordeaux will win Ligue 1

  33. ethangunner

    pat

    just like T.V05 when he 1st joined , im not going pass judgment on chamakh until i see him play with the team for a little while ..

    until then, i will exercise restraint on both sides of the fence ..

    i remember the hype prior to dudu coming too ..
    So im not going to hold my breathe , but i think he can make the grade in the EPL …

    his experience at 26 ? is going to be valuable .
    he has more odds on being a star than a flop imo.

  34. gnarleygeorge9

    Bloody hell this Terry geezer is a walking/driving disaster zone :lol:

    Security guard Steve Rowley insists he does not blame captain John Terry for the leg injuries he sustained in a car accident after Chelsea’s Champions League defeat to Inter Milan.

    Rowley, Chelsea’s deputy security manager, issued a statement through the club tonight in which he was quick to absolve Terry of any responsibility for the incident.

    The 29-year-old’s Range Rover hit the club official as he left Stamford Bridge on Tuesday night. Eyewitnesses said Rowley was caught under a wheel as he cleared a scrum of photographers and fans from Terry’s slow-moving car.

  35. ArsenalKenya

    Arsenal defender Gael Clichy admits he would love a Champions League final showdown with Thierry Henry.

    The French left-back will discover which team the Gunners will face in the quarter-finals when the draw is made in Nyon tomorrow.

    Former Arsenal captain Henry quit the club in 2007 and Clichy says: “Of course, now the team to beat is Barcelona. Playing against Thierry would be great for the Arsenal fans and for us. Playing against a team like Barcelona is always a dream – especially if we win.

    “So if I have to choose one team to beat in the final it would be Barcelona. For me, to win against the holders would be the dream final.”

    Clichy has also admitted he would like to avoid an English team, with Manchester United now the only representatives from this country following Chelsea’s exit at the hands of Inter Milan.

    He added: “I’d like to avoid an English team. Not because they’re strong because at this stage of the competition whoever you play are really good.

    “But because you want to play a French team, a Spanish team, an Italian team – you want to taste this Champions League perfume.

    “I’m French so I’d like to play a French team. I haven’t played a French team since I joined the team so it would be so good for me and the French boys.”

  36. BigRaddy

    Morning GG

    Quality & heartfelt piece you wrote about your AFC addiction. Thanks

    Chamakh looked a typical AW player. Hopeless on one on one’s but fast, skillful and good movement.

    Please let us get CSK or Bourdeaux.

    I wonder what the other clubs think when they look at Arsenal? Do they hope t draw us? Do they see us as good as Bayern? Messi says that we are to be feared as much or more than MU.

  37. Micky Did It 89

    Morning Gnarley/BigRaddy.
    Just realized I have cocked up big time and will be in the car at 17:30 sat. Maybe the wife could drive, while I sit in the back with laptop (not the dancing variety) and dongle.

  38. Micky Did It 89

    Does anyone else come over all dark when you know you have to support someone you hate, like the Scousers this weekend.

  39. ethangunner

    whats all this crap of clichy V’s TH14 ..
    is he saying it because he admires the Legend or is he taking the piss .. i cant quite understand ..

    is he saying TH14 made every youth player feel like shite ? and now he’s gone we are better ? or worse ?

  40. BigRaddy

    MD189

    I have a West Ham season ticket holder coming to stay for the weekend…..

    He is in for some merciless piss taking. I just pray we score early, so I can get some hefty blows in before half time.

  41. Micky Did It 89

    Ethan: agree with you. Absolute bollocks statement. Fuck knows what he is on about. Also, I dread all the associated TH bullshit that would surround a game against Barca.

  42. ethangunner

    i heard last week or so gallas’s injury is back to the start ..

    not sure if we will see him much before RVP ..

  43. Micky Did It 89

    Ethan: you mean Chary managed to squeeze as many words as that into the Utd hating venom. Got to love the bloke.

  44. YON

    WEIRD DREAM!!!!
    Wenger introduces 4 players to the Arsenal set-up that set the World cup alight. They were signed to Arsenal but went back to school, they win the World cup with the USA and start their Arsenal careers next season. They are identical Quadruplets and their nick-names are:
    -The Owl boy (has a pet owl)
    -The Grim Reaper (looks scary when focused)
    -Lieutenant Performance
    -The Illusionist

  45. ethangunner

    mick

    some hidden agenda’s surrounding those statements .

    FOR SURE ….

    maybe its just some friendly rivalry , but at this point in the game , id prefer he does his talking ON THE PITCH :)

  46. LAzer

    SO why the fuck does Myles Palmer write on a blog called Arsenal New Review when he posts the most in depth actual match report/review I have ever seen from him of a game they were not even in.

    This man is a serious dredge, I so wish he would take his nonsense over to a Chelsea blog or somewhere it just never popped up in my daily Arsenal readings.

    If you read the comments Myles, please fuck off for good, you insight is absofuckinglutely useless.

  47. Micky Did It 89

    Chozzer: you had gone yesterday by the time I arrived. Have to say, you’re TrolLoLolLOL video is by far and away the greatest thing I have seen. Hysterical!

  48. gnarleygeorge9

    While on the subject of GP. I hope Webber can become the 1st local to win the Asutralian Grand prix.

  49. ethangunner

    Sabeel Indian Gunner Says:
    March 18, 2010 at 08:56

    news from Nyon is that,our draw is fixed,and we will be drawing Bayern Munich
    ————————————
    did you use your software to get that info :) ???

  50. iceman

    Oh and if we’re looking to do business with Bordeuax we should try for Gourcuff…

    If Cesc decides to call it a day there is not better replacement imo :)

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