Gerrard makes it sound like the game hinged on a free kick.

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I have to laugh, thicko Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard who’s free kick hit Cesc accidentally on the arm, is still whining in that irritating, spanked kitchen bitch voice of his, that the decision by Howard Webb, not to give them their usual penalty, cost them the chance of finishing third in the EPL.

Are you having a laugh? Liverpool came to the Grove to stop Arsenal playing, they shut up shop and from the kick off and only came to win a point, Gerrard himself is the worst living cheat in football, yes even worse that Wayne Rooney and John Terry (different sort of cheat) he dived at least 3 times and got a free kick that never was, then complains when he doesn’t get a penalty from a non existent free kick for a hand ball that was outside the box, what a complete tool he is.

The other cheat is Dirk Kuyt, the thing is they do it week in and week out, Gerrard gets so many penalties for cheating, he expects them like it’s his right, Gerrard, you are a thick pikey muppet stop whinging, you are getting embarrassing.

Anyway, we won and learned not only how to win ugly, but more importantly how to win against ugly teams, and they really are an ugly team!

Kuytish?

Dirk Kuyt looks like he was seared by Freddy Kruger and Gerrard looks like someone stamped on his face, hard. It’s just a shame it wasn’t the DJ, oh but I forgot, it was 10 onto 1 wasn’t it, tough guy Gerrard doesn’t like decisions that don’t go his way, you can tell he’s never worked for a living can’t you!

So Cesc has come out yet again and denied the Barca rumours, so indeed have Barca, unfortunately as usual, neither Pravda nor Arsenal have, pretty poor really, all those members of staff Ivan got in to his huge team and not one steps up to allay our fears, Gazidas really understands the fans doesn’t he … Not!

So the results that went against us at the weekend went for us on Wednesday, that really shows you how delicately balanced things are right now, and how easy it is to drop back into the dead zone, having said that it’s also relatively simple to climb up the table as well, with the mancs and chavs both losing key players in Terry and Cole, things are beginning to go our way, with our much easier run in, we have a chance again.

I honestly don’t think the league is on this year because we don’t have a goalscorer or a keeper, but who knows, as long as we finish third, that’s good enough for me, I already know it’s good enough for Arsene and the board.

Have a great day Grovers, we’re back in it.

467 Responses to “Gerrard makes it sound like the game hinged on a free kick.”

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  3. Franchise

    You lucky cunt. I have note seen us win a top team at home this season :D

    we need to meet up next week for some beverages

  4. Franchise

    You lucky c*nt. I have note seen us win a top team at home this season :D

    we need to meet up next week for some beverages

  6. Rohan

    I’d love to get Flamini back. Hleb not so much. I just hope that season wasnt a flash in the pan…. Rosicky and Diaby are key to the fortunes of our season. they have the ability to pop up with crucial goals – I have a feeling they will dry up from Cesc’s end. Bendtner defo has to contribute a few which I think he will against the weaker teams especially away from home where he tends to play better

  10. dennisdamenace

    Hey Fran it’s all good fella, well except that it’s my final day Santander, and my new contract at Euroclear has fallen thru!!!!

  11. Wonderboy

    Henry: “But, they are in the battle, and they are fighting to be champions. That is what the fans want to see. And, as an Arsenal fan that is what I want to see when I watch Arsenal play at the weekend. “

    Shucks, i still love him…

  14. jlp

    A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?”

    His father says, “No…how old?”

    He says, “I’m eleven!”

    He goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, “Hey, Grandma, know how old I am today?”

    She says, “Come closer…”

    She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, spotted arm down into his underwear.

    She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says, “You’re eleven.”

    He says, “How could you tell?”

    She says, “I heard you tell your father.”

  15. RayGooner

    Arsenal’s victory against Liverpool was a special one for Arsène Wenger, since joining Arsenal back in 1996 Wenger has faced Liverpool 37 times. But it took him 9 games until his first victory against Liverpool (2 draws and 6 defeats before that).
    Before this season started the record was:
    34 Games
    11 Wins
    10 Draws
    13 Defeats
    But with this seasons 3 victories against Liverpool now the record is:
    37 Games
    14 Wins
    10 Draws
    13 Defeats
    And that is the FIRST time Wenger has more wins than defeats, finally!

    Complete Record against Liverpool:
    37 14 10 13 54-57 52
    Complete Record against Chelsea:
    41 17 12 12 60-60 63
    Complete Record against Man Ued:
    42 14 11 17 49-55 53
    Complete record against All of them:
    120 45 33 42 163-172 168
    ——————————————

    Complete Record against Aston Villa:
    28 14 11 3 46-24 53
    Complete Record against Everton:
    30 21 5 4 69-26 68
    Complete Record against Tottenham:
    32 15 15 2 58-37 60
    Complete Record against Man City:
    19 14 1 4 39-20 43
    —————————————-

    Complete Record against Spanish Clubs:
    23 9 5 9 31-26 32
    Complete Record against Italian Clubs:
    16 7 5 4 20-11 26
    Complete Record against German Clubs:
    16 8 2 6 31-25 26
    Complete Record against French Clubs:
    10 5 3 2 14-9 18
    Complete Record against Dutch Clubs:
    14 6 7 1 21-7 25
    Complete Record against Russian/Ukrainian Clubs:
    14 5 4 5 13-17 19
    ————————————————–

    Complete Record for Quarter-Finals (All Competitions):
    32 16 9 7 57-39 57
    Complete Record for Semi-Finals (All Competitions):
    25 11 4 10 28-29 37
    Complete Record for Finals (All Competitions incl. the Community Shield):
    13 7 3 3 18-9 24

    That’s all for today…

  23. Truth

    G’day everyone: Top post Pedro, or was it Geoff. Love the photo, though the one from yesterdays post says all you need to know. I really cannot stand Stevie me, and the way the meeja are totally up his arse.

  32. Geoff

    Truth, the post was mine the picture was Pedro’s!

    I have to say I think Gordon Brown has sunk to depths I am staggered by, both going on the Piers Morgan show and talking about his baby’s death, fucking shameful both of them, all to get sympathy from the electorate.

    I hope David Cameron doesn’t do the shame, such a private personal tragedy and he has sold it for a vote.

    He disgusts me. He is every bit as much of a low life as Tony Blair.

  35. dennisdamenace

    Geoff – In the dictionary under the entry for Gordon Brown, it says, and I quote……”incompetant, Scottish, one-eyed cunt”

  41. dennisdamenace

    The reason we won our last game and played well against the Chavs was because that bag o’ shite Denilson didn’t play, pure and simple! Put him up for sale on the summer and see what level of club comes in for him, if any….

  45. Geoff

    Jaguar I can’t work out which one of them is worse, I would put Eastmond, Ramsey or a case of Isotonic ahead of those two.

  50. gooner-pak

    http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11670_5944909,00.html

    Arsenal star Andrey Arshavin has admitted he is set to miss next week’s UEFA Champions League clash with Porto.

    The diminutive forward is struggling with a hamstring injury he picked up in the midweek win over Liverpool.

    Arshavin had a scan on the injury on Thursday and although the injury is not thought to be serious the Russian expects to miss the trip to Portugal next Wednesday.

    However, Arshavin is hoping to be back in time for the Premier League meeting with Sunderland on 20th February.

    “If all goes well, I get back on the pitch as early as the next Premier League match against Sunderland,” Arshavin told Sport Express.

    “However, the next game against Porto in the Champions League I will miss.”

    The news is a blow for Gunners boss Arsene Wenger as he is already without long-term injury victim Robin van Persie for the game against Porto

  54. Stu

    Porto away without Song or Arshavin? Thats gonna be fucking difficult. We can win that IF we have another Fenerbache performance (by that i mean neither team bothers defending and we just outscore them).

    They are on very good form scoring wise and with our defence…and Denilson in front of it we might struggle. Its a good thing we werent going to win the CL in the first place.

  55. David

    “We can’t hide behind people saying we are too young or we have injuries. We just have to compete.
    “People say you must learn from your mistakes, but you learn how to play football when you are 12, 13, 14, 15. You don’t learn these things when you are 25.
    “That is why I do not believe age is an excuse.

    ——————————-

    Eye Eye Captain!

    FOr all those mugs that cant wait to come out and use Injuries and Youth for An Excuse.

  56. Stu

    In fairness David, Wenger himself has used injuries and age as “excuses” after bad results this season. No links or anything to prove it though…just going on memory.

  57. M.S. Pearson

    Gerrard dived as he ran towards Diaby. Should have bee an arsenal freekick, particularly after Bentdner was booked. The ball rasn through to Kuyt who got a shove from Cesc. Freekick. The handball was outside the area. Any advantage they might have got from the freekick would have been unfair.

    I thought it was interesting the symmetry between Cesc and Gerrard, captains and midfield talismans for their teams. Both commit petty acts (dive and handball) out of their utter desparation to get a result. However, cesc is just coming into his best and Gerrard is dwindling. liverpool are trying to get 4th and we’re trying to get 1st.

  59. Stu

    Thats my point. No matter what anyone says they will always use the same excuses.

    Fans dont..but players/managers do. Its always the same after a bad result “oh but the team is so young” etc etc…

  60. Stu

    Does anyone remember the name of the young Dutch striker we were apparently buying in the summer. Think he is about 17……..

  66. Stu

    Yeah, young Dutch striker. All i remember is that we were after him. Cant remember if we actually got him or not. Been driving me mad all day.

  71. Stu

    They did beat Madrid though, and they are doing fairly well in Serie A (judging by the table). It might not be so one sided. If only they still had Kaka…or didnt sell Gourcuff in the same summer and replace neither of them…

  77. Stu

    2-1 now. Floro FLores header.

    United are going to target Milan with crosses…thats where Udinese are getting at them. Pathetic attempted save by Dida. They need a keeper worse than we do.

  79. Stu

    Yeah David. Predictable but effective unfortunately. Probably means Berbatov will start because of his heoght…is he any good with headers?

  80. David

    He’s fantastic with Headers. Berbatov is Class. Just not quick enough to catch up to the counter attack cross and head philosophy of Man U. Hed be perfect for us imo.

  82. Stu

    Yes he is.. Him and Ronaldinho can win them the match.

    Whos on the Milan bench? Are Borriello and Seedorf fit or injured?

  83. David

    AC MILAN SUBSTITUTES
    No. NAME POS
    32 David Beckham (SUB)
    18 Marek Jankulovski (SUB)
    25 Daniele Bonera (SUB)
    12 Christian Abbiati (SUB)
    9 Filippo Inzaghi (SUB)
    16 Mathieu Flamini (SUB)
    7 Pato

  87. Stu

    I fucking tell you what! Rino Gattuso is fucking crazy. Huntelaar scores and Gattuso celebrates by grabbing him by the throat…jokingly obviously but even so, its crazy.

  106. Keyser

    It must have been mentioned but Dirk Kuyt doesn’t look like Freddie Kruger, he looks like ‘Sloth’ from the Goonies.

  108. ethangunner

    wow we are 500 posts down :)
    i noticed A has gone into hibernation !

    oh he still HERE! he is using his KEYSER account :)

  115. ethangunner

    more like 6-pak you crazy B@@@@@@ !

    you can be the new A !

    your more entertaining .

    your stats are less bias …

    oh it dont matter unfortunately THE former aclf akb will be back , he cant help himself !

  116. sixx pac

    well i think we will win it. But somewher deep inside i dont want us to because then youll hear wenger saying that his yute product works

  119. cexx pac

    I think we may well fucking win the league, if we hold our nerve and get our swagger back. We enjoy playing in the spring, and we have no teams to knock the momentum out of us anymore. Do these players actually want it????????????????????????

  120. ethangunner

    the only way we will get the players we need is to drop out of the C.L…. thats obvious !

    if wenger cant compete on that stage he will do something about it QUICKLY you can be sure ..

    it will shake him out of him comatosed state into some action …

  121. sixx pac

    hey sixx can someone tell the little fucker almunia to stop talking and do what he gets paid to do. If it wasnt for him we’d have beaten man u and city in september. Not to mention our goal difference wouldnt be so embarrasing.

  128. sixx pac

    so looks like chamakh deal is done. Daily mirror reporting 5 yr 50,000 a week deal. He must love arsenal cause he could get better somewhere else. And is he really 10,000 less than theo

  133. sixx pac

    so a lotta people have bn asking wenger to leave. If he does who would u like to replace him. I wouldnt mind Roy Hodgson

  134. sixx pac

    are u fucking mad. Hodgson. If wenger leaves the only british manager i would like is David Moyes. I like MON but not as a manager of AFC. Too many long balls

  137. sixx pac

    fuck experience. Wenger didnt have much when he started out. Plus he’s Dutch and he knows arsenal. He could be our Pep. There wouldnt be a more clinical team

  139. sixx pac

    ur not comparing burnley to arsenal are ya. And most importantly laws to bergkamp. Plus milan is getting a lot better now

  140. raif

    if wenger left/sacked.

    i would expect the board to go after

    Hiddink,
    Mourinho,
    Moyes,

    anyone else i dont know..

    maybe Rijkaard with a outside chance.. all bepending whos available at the time

  145. raif

    i think Guus is a good tactician, and do well with the right personel,

    Mourinho would take the job in spit to Wenger,

    Moyes, would be solid. could he make the jump to the next level im not sure. time will tell..

    as for Rijkaard his football philosophy is sound but i think maybe he might struggle with the squad we have imo.

  147. maurya

    I will go with Moyes. He is bit like Wenger in terms of operating with budget. At the same time, very practical and suits to EPL.

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