Arsenal need the bullies back and the wizard to hit form / BACK NEWSNOW!

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Given our track record against the two above us this season I should have no hope whatsoever, however being the eternal optimist and trusting in the talent we have to realise at some point this season, I think I have the answer.

We need to bully them a bit at the back, to do that we need some height, to get that we need Diaby back in the middle and Bendtner back to his best.

Those two can be a handful and if he plays Diaby in midfield we can push them through the pitch, leave Song to take care of potato head and we have them through the middle, if not then play them both up front (Bendtner/Diaby) and surprise them, either would work.

Now I suggested the other day he puts Vermaelen into the midfield alongside Cesc and Song and drop Campbell next to Gallas at the back, that’s still my first option, we all know he won’t do that though.

So let me try a team that he is more likely to go with, it cannot include Denilson, he is simply a liability, yes maybe one day he’ll come good, after all Song did, but we can’t afford to carry anyone on Sunday, and given that all three goals were down to him, it’s time to man up and drop him for a couple of seasons, hey, send him out on loan.

This isn’t my choice, it’s my suggestion mixed with what I know he’ll do, so 50/50.

Almunia

Sagna Gallas Vermaelen Clichy (wrong mix)

Song Cesc Diaby

Rosicky Bendtner Arshavin

Then use Ramsey as the alternative midfielder and Nasri and Theo up top. As I said Vermaelen could go into midfield with Diaby behind the front line, and Campbell would slot in at the back, the balance would be better then and we could protect the inconsistency of our wandering full backs.

I would also consider Theo for impact, he’s way too good to be bad and he will be back, he is my wizard and one day he will light up and score 5 in one match, I went through the same patch Theo, Ian Rush and I had both gone 10 games without a goal, we both scored on the same day and after that, normal service was resumed, Ok, Rush did his at Anfield, but my back heel at Wanstead flats was every bit as good.

Wellington still does not appear to have signed for us according to some reports, odd that, he must be on the longest trial period in history, I think he has signed, he must have spoken to Denilson who would have said join mate, you get paid when you play rubbish and you never ever lose your place! Do that silly head wobble, like a halfwit, Wenger really likes that, I do it all the time, like a court Jester, it creases him up!

We still have a way to go until we play the chavs so we’ll no doubt talk more, for any of you that are feeling a bit left out for being the only people in football not to have slept with that bird of Terry’s, …I don’t believe you!

Let’s just hope the 5th chav players is Cashley and his old woman dumps him and his mobile phone for a better more faithful model, that has morals.

Have a great day Grovers, only 5 to go before we can start dreaming of winning guaranteed points again!

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758 Responses to “Arsenal need the bullies back and the wizard to hit form / BACK NEWSNOW!”

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  1. dennisdamenace

    AW’s spot on! The role of captain I’d overstated, especially when you’ve such great leadership on the bench, directing the players, geeing them up, making key tactical changes……..

  2. Marzouca

    “Third place is where we stand today, and that is already a great success for Arsenal when you take into account the class of our 11 players,” he added

    Ouch Arshavin.. sad but true

  3. Duke

    Cheers sixx pac, here is another one:

    Wayne Bridge:

    “Cappello, Its either me or John”

    Good one Wayne, the last time someone had the option to choose between you and John Terry it really worked in your favour.

  4. charybdis1966

    So Rico, the chant for the away boys on Sunday is “There’s only one England Captain, one England captain…” I’m liking this. ;)

  5. CHIPPY

    Inside these, Heard another one today as well that Chelsea lent him a million pounds to pay of gambling debts allegedly !!

    This is Allegedly of course ;-) If True hes fucked couldnt happen to a nicer cunt lol,

    - Terry sh@gged a 15yr old
    - Joe Cole knew about the original girl
    - Most have Chelsea have sh@gged Carly Zucker
    - Essien, Lampard & Cole have all shagged this girl

    BIG ONE

    - Terry has been doing massive football accumulators including games he is playing in…..

    AND

    1. JT has been sh@gging another current team mates wife who has kids and are still together.

    2. he owes Wembley a substantial amount of money for a Box he owns and hasn’t paid for even after he had mates in there racking up a 20k bill at the FA cup final!

    3. 2 other chelsea players where slamming Bridges mrs around the same time as terry.

  6. CHIPPY

    SUGA3,
    He didnt come out with them classics again did he hes either going senile or really doesnt think the fans are pissed at the mo

  7. insidealbania

    Chippy – cant wait for this weekends edition of the Sunday papers, fingers crossed, I hope they hang him out to dry. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer cunt.

  8. rico

    I don’t get it really, John ‘Thomas’ Terry is such an ugly man…

    He must just have a way with words or a big….. ego ;)

  9. charybdis1966

    I’m not going to the bus stop in Fulham Rico but it’s just a suggestion for those away goons. I’m sure he’ll play – remember Bowyer played blinders while he was up for that p@ki bashing years back.

  10. CHIPPY

    inside, Lets hope so mate The Times were alluding to the fact they knew more stories were going to be published at the weekend and that Cappello was going to ask him straight if they were true, Well maybe weve got the answer :-)

  11. rob green

    CHIPPY about 1% of that is trye :)

    why does wenger keep making these stupid comments!! its just winding the fans up!!

  12. charybdis1966

    Bowyer and the current Spuds centre back(Woodgate) were both up for that P@ki bashing in case anyone has forgotten.

  13. rico

    chary, they were a disgrace and should have been behind bars for a long time… woodgate should never have been allowed to wear the country’s shirt again!!

  14. rico

    12 minutes that meeting between Terry and Capello – maybe if AW ever does go Capello’s our man?

    After all, he has managed to get a bunch of over paid Englishmen to play football and win…

  15. CHIPPY

    Fair Play to Cappello, Shame it takes an Italian to show some morals whilst all the sporting press have been sympathetic towards him, Especially that arse licker beasley,

  16. charybdis1966

    I think the reason they flogged Woodgate off to Real Madrid Rico was to keep him out of the limelight.
    I think Terry will be like Bowyer – too stupid to realise the gravity of his situation and able to play blinders on the pitch. Woodgate was traumatised by the court case on the other hand.

  17. Stu

    Hahah Terry stripped of the armband is just brilliant. Fucking scumbag!

    Whos going to get it now? ANyone who could get it also has problems. Gerrard – thug, Ferdinand – drug cheat, Wazza – granny shagger, thug and all round idiot, Barry – moved for money, Cole – cunt.

    Heskey maybe?

  18. CHIPPY

    No chance, His ego wouldnt allow him to walk and he will lose a lot of cash , hes been tin tacked, Reckon the meeting went

    Fabio, John are these new allegations true

    Terry, Yes Boss

    Fabio, You sacked

    12 mins no probs

  19. rico

    chary – the only reason i think it might have an impact on any normal mentality he does have is because of the shedding of so many tears after his slip in the CL final, real men don’t cry on television do they ;) ;)

    such dreadful english in that ;)

  20. charybdis1966

    Yeah possibly Rico – it’d be nice to think his game will fall apart now. Do you think he’ll play on Sunday though? I heard he was getting riled by the Hull fans on Tuesday. If he plays I hope the away goons do a dam good job on him. This couldn’t have happened to a nicer species of pond life.

  21. charybdis1966

    Hey, I wonder if Capello’s fellow Italian(Ancellotti) will strip Terry of his Chav captaincy – that would be cool. :)

  22. charybdis1966

    There’s a beautiful symmetry to the time line on the Terry situation – last Friday his super-injunction is lifted and exactly a week later he’s stripped of the England armband.

    Come on Carlo – do the decent thing and make someone else the Chav skipper !

  23. rico

    chary, I don’t think he will play, he will be off for a spell in the garden to sort his head out…

    Now I like that idea chary, come on Ancellotti, drop him :)

    All those who have fallen victim to John Terry need to get in touch with Katie Price, not Max Clifford!!

    Price would make them millionaires overnight, she is a shrew woman with a shrewd agent!

  24. B.B.K.

    John terry your a cheat
    john terry,your mum’s a thief
    john terry,your dad deals coke
    john terry’s a fucking joke…..

  25. charybdis1966

    “After much thought I have made the decision that it will be best for me to take the captaincy away from John Terry,” said Capello in a statement.

  26. goonermichael

    The chavs have already stuck by him. Even after he sold tours around their training ground. They probably know he needs the money. If he’s a big gambler it’s possible. he’ll be on big bother like Rodman in 3 years

  27. insidealbania

    Bindipped from a Grover to the tune of ‘The Adams Family’

    John Terry is a cheater,
    His mum is a stealer,
    His dad’s a drug dealer
    The Terry family

  28. Franchise

    FA Sources claim that Capello made his decision after reading a post on and Arsenal blog called Le grove sometime this week written by a certain Geoff guy

  29. Gooby

    capello:”I would like to take this opportunity to thank The FA, particularly Lord David Triesman and Ian Watmore for allowing me to make this decision in my own time and in the best interest of the team.”

  30. nishanth

    When I chose John Terry as captain, I also selected a vice-captain and also named a third choice,” he added. “There is no reason to change this decision.

    Does this mean ferdinand is going to be the new captain?

  31. charybdis1966

    To Ancellotti:: “Go on, take the armband off Terry, go on go on, go on go on, go on go on, go on go on, go on go on, go on go on, , go on go on, go on go on, go on go on, go on go on, , go on go on, go on go on…”

  32. rico

    What really pees me off –

    What does Terry lose – Nothing…

    He still gets paid 170k a week for his club, he will still play for England!

    The only losers in this are the Bridge family and Terry’s wife and kids… And she won’t divorce him because he earns too much money..

    The Terry family wont give a toot, in fact I bet they sell their side of the story to pay all their court fines!!

  33. charybdis1966

    No Nishanth – Terry will always be the Captain of Vice, not the turtle face. I reckon it’ll be a trhird choice – maybe Lumpus Maximus.

  34. GoonerT1m

    chelsea wherever you may me be..
    dont leave your wife with john terry..

    his dad deals coke
    and his mum steals tea

    HE CRIED WHEN HE MISSED A PENALTY

    Chelsea wherever you may be dont leave your wife with john terry….

    he can not shoot and he can not pass….
    but he’ll take your wife up the fucking ass…..

  35. insidealbania

    Rico – isnt it always like this though? Whether its John Terry or not, the victims are always the family. But since with this particular bunch I dont think I will feel sorry for any of the adults involved.

  36. rico

    inside, don’t get me wrong, i don’t give a toot about them either, all i am saying is that he loses nothing – if he isn’t fit to captain his country, he also isn’t fit to wear the shirt…

    He should be dropped from the team, that may hurt him.. but then again…

  37. ritesh

    Ferdinand? Why is that guy suspended for the moment?

    Ahhh, these English players….. We are better with our own Walcott. At least, there is no fuss with him even if he is a crap player.

  38. reggie 57

    A Scottish woman walks into her bedroom & finds her husband wanking into his wellie.
    “Hamish”she shouts.
    “You dirty bastard.”Stop fucking aboot!”

  39. dennisdamenace

    Sing along ………

    Chelseeeeea wherever you may be. Dont leave your wife with John Terry. Cud be worse, he cud be scouse. He’d fuck your wife and then rob your house!!

  40. reggie 57

    Jon terry, terry
    Hes all that a cunt should be !
    Hes riddled with HIV!
    Jon terry,terry

    sung to kay sara pardon the spelling!!

  41. ardentgooner

    Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger cancelled a day off for his Arsenal players ahead of this weekend’s match against Chelsea because he was so angry after Sunday’s 3-1 defeat by Manchester United.

    BBC

  42. terry

    rico why should he lose anything their are no fines in trial by media noone has died here (maybe his wife inside)lots of pepole have afairs whats new

  43. jules

    Well done Arsene

    if you had cancelled your sunday off , you might have signed someone on the monday . better still , try sign someone at the beggining of Jan !!

    what a pathetic , patronising and foolish statement today ,

    ” i very nearly signed someone , worked all ( last day ) but won,t tell you who .

    ah , we pay are money to be treated like fucking idiots . like we believe that .

  44. jules

    you really are making us look stupid .

    i will , 50/50 . maybe . returning players blah blah ,
    i wont , i nearly did ,

    pathetic

  45. David

    Jules

    I actually felt disgust when I read that…Absolutely shocking.

    He’s not even trying to hide it now.

    David Villa and Dzeko are not available…but dont worry I almost signed someone! I wont tell you who!

    Are u Fucking serious?

  46. David

    Ok its friday…and I was very determined that today was not going to be another day to moan…

    But what a ferkcing wind up….Arsene you silly silly Man.

  47. jules

    David

    I actually feel insulted as a fan , does he really expect us to believe that , furthermore , it is openly admitting incompetence .

    imagagine at work , i will get this contract this month and on the last day saying you nearly did and worked the last day of the month to try and do it .

    i think everyone would think your a cunt , dont you ?

  48. SUGA3

    A,

    really, he should just STFU – ‘oh, I’ve nearly signed someone’: pathetic!

    another ‘nearly’, fuck that – that is the difference between being winners and coming second (first among losers)…

  49. petrovic

    someone commented earlier saying doe`s wenger think we are really that stupid to believe that he had tried to sign someone.the answer to that is yes he doe`s and you can thank the idiots who hang on his every word with vacant looks on their faces whilst playing with their knobs who are also known as akb`s.

  50. A

    I dunno SUGA, maybe when he was asked he should have said that he won’t talk about transfers, rather than saying that, just because of the way some fans would react.

  51. SUGA3

    I really, really woke up today thinking he was gonna sort it out and we will be in with a chance against Chavs, gave him the benefit of the doubt and then he goes out spewing the same bullshit…

    As Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg would say: ‘I am very disappointed’

  52. SUGA3

    he just thinks we are just a bunch plebs who are only supposed to line his pockets…

    giving up his ‘no spending bonus’ would be a start…

  53. Pedro

    That Arsene interview was almost contradictory.

    ‘Everyone says I should buy. But this is not always the answer’

    Preceeded by,

    ‘I tried to buy but I wont tell you who.’

    Factor in that we also tried to buy Smalling…well… it’s apparent that buying was the solution for Arsene as well!

  54. jules

    Pedro

    every transfer window is full of contradiction .

    oh well , just bought my Wolves tickets , more of my money into the club after so many years

    bought yours A ? Petrovic ?

  55. A

    Made a fool of himself how jules, by answering questions put to him openly?!

    It’s frustrating that we failed to sign anyone, but admitting it isn’t making a fool of the manager, or us. I’d rather that than we were lied to so this sort of reaction didn’t occur.

    No not got a wolves ticket unfortunately, can’t afford it atm

  56. leon

    i dont think this squad has enough bullies in the team diaby bretna and song comming think of it flamani was not realy bully either,there that many bullies in prem particualy top 4 except chelsea but liverpool and manu dont have many bullies either expect shreck,so those type players hardest to get.i hope these players come in with the right attitude and are fully commited if not could get ugly

  57. jules

    Anyway ,

    guys im out for a beer and some dinner with the family now , if so I will go early to get a table , well maybe , its 50/50 , the food in the freezer defrosting is like a new meal , actually im happy with the food i have . i might try and get a beer at last orders but only if its better than what i have in the fridge .

    tommorow , I nearly went for a indian but won,t tell you which restauraunt .

    FUCK ME !!

    Wenger .

    I am going for a beer and a nice meal NOW .

    thats how it is done /

  58. reggie 57

    Mr Cool doing a bit of panic bidding then? Ill wonder what will happen at the end of the season when we finish empty handed?

  59. reggie 57

    Actually im in three minds whether to get a indian,mcdonalds,kfc,or a friday kebab,or is that four minds then!!!

  60. B.B.K.

    he will probably reveal who we were after reggie and say,only if we got that player,could you imagine the possibility’s there fucking endless,but i have faith in my team…

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