Sky TV reporters, you’re banned!

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Ha, ha, how funny is that? Sir Red Nose has banned all Sky journalists from his manc press conferences, it’s because of them getting drug cheat Ferdinand a ban for an ugly moment against Hull.

I thought Sky owned shares in them? How funny is that? So I figured they would at least have owned the press room! Well done Red Nose, on a day when giant phallic symbol Simon Jordan went into administration and we didn’t sign anyone, I thought the day couldn’t get any better, well you know what? It did!

Maybe we’ll profit from Palace’s demise and sign 33 year old winger Victor Moses, I listened to Talkshite last night and they were giving Bostock some stick (pardon the pun) for his bad attitude at Brentford, but they had an official on that said their keeper, our boy, who’s name I can’t pronounce, will be Arsenal’s first keeper within 2 years, stick him in now boss, we need a keeper so, so, badly!

I wanted to talk a bit about Theo, something isn’t right, you don’t go from scoring a hatrick for England, doing mazy runs like the Champions league dribble at Anfield and scoring his trademark goals to the rubbish we saw at the Brittania Stadium, not overnight you don’t.

Something has gone wrong, maybe he’s had a row, I would like to suggest until he gets his form back, we cut his salary, why? Because he isn’t earning it now. Theo I have always believed in you, I think you will still be a legend, but mate, pull your socks up and stop feeling sorry for yourself, there are people on the terraces that are a lot worse off than you. In fact my guess? Everyone on the terraces is a lot worse off than you, you are a very lucky boy.

News today is Bendy and Nasri will be back on the bench tonight, which means they will be back playing, let’s hope Nikki shows his boss why there’s no-one better out there he can buy… only time and Nikki B will tell.

Song is on his way back and could make the manc game, so I would like to see what would happen if we mixed it a bit at the back, this may make us a little more solid and will bring much needed competition to the DM role, Eastmond I like, but in a Denilson way, when Denilson first arrived, he showed glimpses of potential, it’s only really this season he looks rubbish.

Eastmond could make it but I hope we bring him on rather than sling him on.

So how’s this for a team tonight then?

Almunia (Fabianski I never want to see again, and we have no choice, Mannone’s gone shopping, spending his pay rise)

Sagna Campbell Gallas Clichy

Rosicky Cesc Vermaelen

Walcott Eduardo Arshavin

Nikki and Samir to come on, on 74 minutes.

Don’t shout me down, I think Vermaelen could be a better DM than a centre back, and I think he’s a great centre back. I think Campbell is more than good enough to play with Gallas.

I also think this could be the combination we’ve been looking for and maybe if Bendtner has a blinder, maybe we’ll have the team to get us results in the next 4 games, if we don’t get results, that’s the season over, so let’s hope we show Villa who we really are tonight.

After Sunday I’m not feeling like making a prediction, I do think we’ll win though, why? Well because we are better than them and Martin O’Neil has tipped us to win the title!

We have the best record at Villa park of all the top four, and yes I did include the spuds in that assessment!

Have a great day today Grovers and no taking the piss out of that silly accent that Villa supporters have, you know the one that sounds like Benny from Crossroads, and as Jesus once said,’ forgive them father, for they know not what they are doing’

On that Godly note I bid you farewell, and good luck tonight!

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  1. nishanth

    TAIG-If wenger can’t find a better keeper than almunia he should fucking resign.Feel really really sorry for our defenders.

  2. SUGA3

    fuck, shit, cunt and double bollocks!

    anyone on here thinks that we will win against Manure fired up after a massive derby win against quality team?

    time for your meds…

  3. tonyadamsisgod

    Fuck me, look at the Utd fans. Over the moon at getting to the final of the Carling Cup even when they regularly contest and win the EPL and FA Cup. Wenger you might want to take note and take those games a little more seriously and give the fans some fucking payback for the loyalty and your wages you prick!!

  4. gambon

    You have to admire UTD will to win trophies. As capello said, theyre always ready to “go to war” on the pitch.

    Where as we pick & choose our competitions and buckle under the slightest pressure.

  5. El Tel

    Jammy Manc cunts won in the last minute. I am starting to believe that Red nose is a God instead of a Gangster as they are a shit Team who seem to get wins.

    We will still batter them though.

  6. Dazza

    Why you guys blaming Wenger?? Bendtner although rusty did offer us that height and control from long balls, and did create a few chances

    IF you want someone to blame BLAME DENILSON! Shocking performance, disrupted the flow of our attacks and just was a general rat. I pray that Song is back for Manure. Great Rooney scores :(

  7. jlp

    4 points from Villa isn’t shit
    it’s one more then the mancs and chavs will get from them, if both beat AV when they face them.
    but for a guy who goes on about learning from mistakes,his transfer activities are fucking shocking

  8. rob green

    why does wenger think he is to fuck off the FA CUP and the CARLING CUP like he did!! well done fergy you played a full strength team and went for it! enjoy the day out!! I hope wenger is reading these comments!!

    United will have confidence for sunday now!!

  9. Zorr0

    Suga3, they may have expended a lot of mental energy tonight, so they may not be on their game Sunday. Anyway, we just have to take it to the cunts and stuff them!

  10. goonermichael

    Colonel Mustard
    It only meant something to the mancs when they got knocked out of the fa cup by a 3rd division team and drew city in the semis. Otherwise they treat it like we do

  11. Keyser

    nishanth – I can defend what I like, it’s bad enough having to listen to Sky, the commentators, the cuntish refs, cheating players, biased media and so on, please don’t stop fellow fans from having an opinion.

    We didn’t draw because of Denilson or Almunia, we created by far the better chances and we just didn’t take them tonight, hopefully we’ll be able to at home.

  12. tonyadamsisgod

    DAZZA – Who do you think picks the team mate! It all boils down to Wenger. If our players are shit, he should pick others or buy others. How many fucking times does Wenger let Denilson play shit game after shit game and still select him?????????

  13. Pat

    Hope the cunt Rooney breaks a leg. ENough is enough. Their best player never gets fucking injured.

    CR plagued with injuries right after he leaves united. That is some luck, isn’t it.

    They are absolutely nothing without Rooney.

  14. izham

    fuck staying up until 6 in the morning and nothing going our way match wise and transfer wise..it’s been a fucking horrible day and that’s an understatement..

  15. Pedro

    Guys, I know we didn’t win, but Villa away from home is a tough game… a point isn’t great, but it’s not the worst.

  16. lott

    How irritating is denilson! No one has any idea what he brings to this arsenal team. He brings nothing, defensive stability, my arse! complete opposite he causes alot of defensive calamity. Plenty of occasions you would have thought he already have the ball safely, but he will either trip on his on damn foot or get brush off by the opposition players.lightweight and a liability. Even the commentators were critising him no end. I’ve had enough of him.

    At least bendtner is now getting the headers down, before he came on almunia was nervously lumping it forward to nobody. And if only those 2 shots that hit the post went in…

  17. Keyser

    Also how the fuck is Ferdinand playing ? and did anyone think Given should have come off his line to claim that ?!

  18. gambon

    dazza

    And who picks the team & signs the players???

    I will never blame a player if they are consistently bad, they just shouldnt be there, its not like Denilsons gonna tell wenger he isnt a good enough DM.

  19. Big Raddy

    Hate to say it but Shrek is some player.

    Thought we played much better second half,and I thought Ramsey was worse than Denilson. TR would certainly have scored if AR hadn’t got in his way. ANd Cesc had to keep playing deep in order to help AR & Denilson.

  20. A

    Draw was a decent enough result. Opportunity to win was there which is annoying, but I’m very happy with 8 points, win both home games and draw both away! Utd getting the last minute winner is pretty annoying, but that game should still have taken alot out of them, anything but a win on Sunday will be disappointing.

  21. rob green

    Playing denilson and Almunia, Having a weak squad not having a enough experience not replacing big names that have left!! its wengers fault!!

    We should have taken at least one of the cups seriously!!

  22. Ja_Gunner

    I would play this team for Manure…..

    …………………..Al………………….
    Sagna……..Gallas……….Vermy/Sol……Clichy
    …………………..Song………………….
    …..Cesc……………………….Rosicky……
    ..Nasri…………….Bendtner………….Arshavin

    Diaby will not be ready for Manure….The last update Wenger said Diaby is still injured…he did not even say he was training…I expect Diaby back for Chelsea though…

    Denilson needs to take a seat….I would replace him with Rosicky in there..but Wenger has never played Rosicky in mid..even with many injuries…but I dont want to see a slow tired Denilson in there…Also Ramsey is still to inexperienced…so Rosiky gets my vote for midfield…

    Even if Cesc is tired he just has to play….if for some reason we have the game won early then rest him…

  23. A

    Yeah Keyser – that minute summed up Given. Absolutely awesome save from the header, then conceded because he NEVER claims a cross.

  24. Zorr0

    Fair enough Suga, pointless me trying to ever get you to agree with anything I say anyway. Let’s hope they are buzzing then and Rooney gets sent off for being a fuckwit on acid!

  25. Paolo

    I think we will do ManUre…. I think we can take 7 points from the next 3. its the chelsea we cant lose.

    The reason Wenger never signed Torres was because had Bendtner waiting!! what a joke!!

    clearly wenger cant handle big ego’s and competition in the first team that why he never buys. The Media will say Wenger will you buy… he will say why we are the top scorers in the league and all that bollocks.

    But Eduardo being Injured he may have to get out there and dust off that cheque book.

  26. El Tel

    How about the reason the fans are exstatic is because they beat their only neighbours the richest team in the world and to give it back to the ape man Teves.

    When they calm down they might realise it could arm their PL/CL fight.

    Every one of them should be drug tested especially the fat fucker Rooney. Funny how he hasn’t been injured this season.

    Why do people talk about Football and War. Its an Engerlander thing that holds us back in this country.

  27. nishanth

    Keyser-Don’t get me wrong.I was impressed with our performance today.Inspite of losing vermaelen early on we fought well.And the refreeing too was really pathetic.But it is almunia and denilson’s performance that has really annoyed me.Are they ever going to get dropped?Both of them have been shit throughout the season and yet they get picked every fucking time.This has got to stop.Wenger shouldn’t tolerate such rubbish

  28. gambon

    Pedro

    I agree its not a bad point at all, but a lot of our glaring weaknesses were evident tonight, ot was like a showcase of why we are behind chelsea.

    Also with them winning and upping their GD the league is starting to look worrying, we may have to win at Stamford Bridge to have a realistic chance of staying in the hunt.

  29. colonel mustard

    Keyser you are deluded mate……..denilson was appalling in our midfield as IS eduardo these days…sorry his sympathy is up. we are playing with 9 players these days….some players are so badly off form or just plain poor. our lack of width was bad management tonight. Bentner is not great as always….we have a core of great players but Wegner is diluting their talent….Watch as United out fight us next. Imagine going to war with Denilson and Eduardo…they put the ball boyscand mascots in front of them.

  30. kenny smith

    On Tuesday morning Klaas-Jan Huntelaar became the latest name to be linked with Arsenal. But when the Dutchman’s name was put to Wenger at Tuesday’s press conference, the manager replied: “We are not after any striker at the moment.”

    Scored 0 tonight and Eduardo went off injured. Na we dont need any strikers to beat Man Utd and Chelsea. Thank you very much Wenger….. Cunt!

  31. tonyadamsisgod

    Zorr0 – I think you’re the cunt mate considering I havent labelled Wenger anything worse than a prick on here today!! Learn to read…….

  32. A

    No I won’t SUGA, any draw at home is points dropped, I’ve said that all season. Anything but a win on Sunday is unacceptable. Always said 8 points is what we need, win the home games and draw the away games.

  33. Paulie

    utd are a real team with a manager who wants to win. arsenal are a joke with a cunt manager who just wants to make money. do you people honestly believe a team containing allmunia, denilson, traore, eduardo and walcott to name but a few have a hope against real players. Im fucking amazed to hear of bendtner being spoken of as our saviour, the guy is rubbish, how the fuck has he become good all of a sudden, are you people suffering from amnesia, FUCK OFF WENGER YOU CUNT

  34. choy

    bah… 9 points still up for grabs.

    The manc’s are going to win their nth trophy in so many years that we’ve been trophyless :(

  35. Simon McMahon

    THEREis no fear in the first team squad they dont give a fuck,
    yes we hit the woodwork twice but where was the attitude that we need to win this game and make a statement of intent .
    Sorry it is obvious with 4 days to go WE WILL NOT GET ANY NEW PLAYERS WHEN WE ALL CAN SEE EXCEPT THAT BLIND PRAT OF A BOSS ,that we need a striker who can physically play the centre forward posistion in this leauge as has been said before he masterminds the training routines , he’s responsible for all the injury’s that our players seem to get , its following his conditioning programe, look at Fatfrankhow many hamstring injury’s does he get what about shrek, dont see him miss large chunks of the season
    He’s Taking the piss now our best chance to win something in years he threw the cup on sunday for this game tonight and got a shit result it’s his fault that we will win fuck all again and it’s disraceful.

  36. kenny smith

    Denilson is just plain shite. Dunno how Wenger expects Eduardo to play against two centre backs double his size every week. Arshavin was utterly utterly shite. Doesnt know how to run back and defend either. Actually does very little.

  37. Paul88

    El Tel

    I was listening to the arsenal game at the same time on arsenal tv. I’ve supported this club since the age of 4. I’m 21 now.

  38. Maqitlarge

    good point in the end I thought. The lads dug in well.

    Alumunia is still causing the defense all sort of problems. No one knows whats happening when balls get played behind the defense. Haven’t the defenders said anything to Wenger? He’s so far away fro being a championship winning GK its unreal!

    Denilson. What can I say. Just not good enough. Too many mistakes. Too manybad moments!

  39. goonermichael

    Funny how everyone’s talking about shrek never being injured. How many times has he done his metatarsal? Sol should syamp on his foot early.

  40. SUGA3

    Keyser – Chelsea are a class above Villa…

    fair enough, they didn’t get result there either, but this team stands little chance in a six pointer…

    winners > bottlers

  41. Paolo

    Wengers press conference is gonna be a joke…. he will go on about Mental Strength and desire and playing with the fcuking handbrake on!! stupid fcuking analogy.

  42. kenny smith

    I actually can not believe that not alot of people are concerned that on Sunday we will have a grand total of 0 fully fit strikers to play man utd

  43. tonyadamsisgod

    I’m not sure I’d agree we had the better chances. Downing’s 2 shambolic misses were just as clear cut chances ours that hit the woodwork……

  44. Pat

    SUGA, so what if we couldn’t beat Villa? Chelsea lost against Villa!

    Really unlucky. Gutted that time and time again we dominate and don’t take chances.

  45. tenerife gerry

    Well earned hard fought point. When fab and Rosicky are going forward i’m creamin!

    Bar, Post that was a cunt!

    Man U thru to Wembly final and i’ve got to be honest i’m jealous. We ain’t in the FA Cup coz Wenger can’t be bothered with them. That is so wrong. Any domestic victory is purely for the fans to relish. Now it’s title CL or fuck all.

    I hope and pray Wenger knows better than the evidence that stares him in the face. Denilson is a total Galoot and we will win fuck all with him.

  46. AA23

    Have to be honest and say that I think Man u will beat us and I think Chelsea will too.
    We may get a result against liverpool but I could see them beating us too.
    Shame but I think its well over. It always was though really.

  47. incesc

    think he will get a striker now??

    haha no chance

    always on the cheap, always making it hard for himself, always a massive fustration.

    I hope we murder united on saturday but with no striker and sol campbell expected to play his 3rd game in a week…

  48. Simon McMahon

    Just for you Boss ,the definition of a new signing ,
    “Signing a player from another club”
    not a player returning from injury , just thought I might clear that up for you when you mention this in tommorows press conference….

  49. colonel mustard

    Keyser, we will be playing Utd with the like of Rooney and Fletcher spilling blood, my point is Eduardo and denilson for example are not players who will fight for you…that and a f***kin forward line is what we need.

  50. tonyadamsisgod

    Brilliant. The warnings that so so so many of us gave on here about needing another quality CB will come back to haunt us.

  51. SUGA3

    A,

    Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

    you just don’t get it, do you? do you know what a six pointer is? it’s different – it’s all about pressure and we consistently shit ourselves when the chips are down, unlike Chavs: I absolutely despise these cunts, but they have something OGL calls ‘mental strength’…

  52. gambon

    I think we’ll beat UTD, id say we are pretty much level with them as a team, but home advantage should tell. Certainly we wont lose.

    I do worry about us against Chelsea though. They are a better team and we just struggle in pressure games for whatever reason.

    If we lose to them we are big underdogs to win the PL

  53. reggie 57

    Oh well our whole season rests on the next three games,and then after manu draw the next two and so on !!theres always next season!!

  54. El Tel

    Sky headline on news now. Villa blunt Arsenal title bid.

    Wonder if theey wrote Villa stop Chavs/Mancs title bid after they beat them?

  55. Paul88

    Suga3

    That’s was my point about mental strength, they showed that tonight. I then have people questioning what club I support.

  56. Paulinho

    If anyone wants any proof that Wenger is not doing what’s best for Arsenal, but for his gigantic ego, then look at the case of Denilson.

    He simply refuses to acknowledge reality with him, because as I said years ago, he represents ‘project youth’. If he wins bringing in a new central midfielder, barely of any of his beloved kiddies from 06 would have played any role in actually winning anything, and Wenger wouldn’t have anything to crow about to the media. if anything the MEDIA would be the ones saying ‘I told you so’.

  57. Simon McMahon

    fuck cant believe TV 5 injury if confirmed,
    what bad luck he’s been magic this season….
    well boss c’mon then if he’s out what are you going to do now, Gallas, SOL , and what SOng , Bartley ?? Fish head,
    COURSE YOU DONT NEED TO SPEND BOSS
    0 FIT CENTRE FORWARDS , and now a Shortage of CB’S…
    bet your glad your attempt to sign smalling never came off.

  58. Johan

    Ah for fuck sake..

    It’s so tragic it almost becomes comical.

    Of course, once VT is injured it is a leg fracture…

    On one of two only players that we really don’t have a backup for… WTF do you say now Wenger about the Smalling deal and your fucking dusty cash pile?

    It’s a shame, and it’s typical Wengerism these last years.

  59. SUGA3

    Paul88,

    it’s obvious for me – how do you develop mental strength with kids earning shitloads of money and having everything served on the plate?

  60. Keyser

    Paulinho – “..and Wenger wouldn’t have anything to crow about to the media..”

    You mean if we won something, Wenger couldn’t feel proud about anything because he’d have bought someone ?!

  61. iqwoo

    Sucks for TV5 he’s my player of the season.

    Sol will do well, I’ve always put my faith in him.

    Arsenal and Brazilians don’t go well together.

  62. tonyadamsisgod

    Another fucking season, another fucking pathetically small squad that is full of invalids costing us dearly. Only one man and his philosophies can be blamed…..

  63. Paolo

    if anything he will be out 2-3 months…. which is end of the season… which will mean Title over. cesc will be pissed and will demand to leave.

  64. Big Raddy

    so from what I have read tonight, we have already lost the next three games.

    No need for you guys to get upset when what you predict comes true is there? Not that it will.

  65. tonyadamsisgod

    No prizes for guessing what Wenger’s excuse will be at the end of the season if we dont win anything. Something to do with injuries & TV I think…..

  66. gambon

    So Wenger said this is the last chance for project youth, will he stick by that?

    Will he replace the Denilsons with tough ready made players?

    Will he fuck, more 17 year olds in the summer no doubt.

    “give me one more season”

  67. goonermichael

    Paolo
    then your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend will leave you then we’ll all get the plague and most probably die slow painful deaths.
    get a grip

  68. El Tel

    We had a great record against the Big teams last year and wasn’t even close.

    Don’t agree we bottle it and CM it is not a WAR. A decent ref is all we need against both these cheats.

    How about we win our next 3 then lose/draw a couple of the smaller games, what a waste that would be.

    Theres miles to go yet.

    If TV is out I agree this would be fucking unlucky, it may force Wenger to get a CB in to cover Sol or recall Big Phil. What a joke.

  69. Johan

    And I can tell you that it’s probably much harder to defend agaisnt the Chavs when playing for Portsmouth than when playing the Arsenal.

    I more worried about the fact that he will grow tired if he has to be the backup for VT for a long period.

  70. finestcuts

    Erm, 0-0, anyone here remember when we had 3 draws in a row during the reign of the invincibles?
    Away draws are part of the season, especially against strong teams.

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