Well I’m thinking yes, they have not just been out of sorts, they are beginning to look like a mid table team, now, no doubt they’ll be fired up for our visit, but are they good enough? You would think they’d have been fired up for the Champions league game on Wednesday, but they lost that one, so maybe now is a good time to play them.
Walcott will be up for it, Arshavin certainly will be, so provided we can put a reasonably fit team out, we have a chance to get the three points we so desperately need, these games are must win now, especially with the gap, if we can hope the chavs and the mancs drop more points then we are still in with a shout, the trouble is there are three chasing teams now, the spuds, the northern chavs and Villa, so we have to stay focussed. And we have to play villa on the 27th so that’s a definite 6 pointer coming up.
News that Nikki B is out until the new year means we have to buy a striker, what does the new year mean? January? February? Still, I have to believe that Wenger is out there working on something, I just hope he does it on Jan 1 and not his usual last minute of the window job.
I was talking to Spud old boy Paul Miller yesterday and he told me that after the big derby, they would all go out and drink together, that people like Brady and Rix would all go out and have a knees up, well I couldn’t imagine Cesc doing that could you? I get the feeling that our players hate their players as much as the fans hate their players, well I hope so anyway, I would like to think we are all in this together!
I heard from another source that Terry Neil is not very well, Terry mate, you really are an Arsenal legend and I wish you a speedy recovery, you gave me my best Arsenal moment ever, that was beating the Mancs 3-2 in the last minute of the FA Cup final, that was up there with Anfield 89!
So there you have it, my two finest moments as an Arsenal fan and none of them involved Arsene, so there was life before Mr Wenger after all.
Yes I know we owe Arsene a lot, but other managers had their moments too, moments that will stay with me for ever, so get well soon Terry Neil!
Back to Sunday, back to the big game, they will have Gerrard and Torres, so they will have their best team, I think we will have our best team too and I have a feeling he will play Diaby in the hole or even up front. So this is my guess.
Almunia
Sagna Gallas Vermaellen Traore
Ramsey Cesc Song
Walcott Arshavin Diaby/Nasri
That would be best team with what we have available, that would give us a chance and if we get at them early and pass them off the pitch, I could see us going home with the spoils, but we must get at them early doors.
Have a great Friday Grovers, only two days to go to see us play again. We could get maximum points in December and who knows where that will take us!
Le Grove is now smart phone compatible!
Pedro
Geoff
I told my wife a Maddie joke this morning. She hit the fucking roof.
So I’m taking this opportunity to apologise,
Sorry Kate, Love you loads xxx
BbbooooooMmmm……. …… ….. …. … .. .
well I am happy i can at least Post Today
Taig, Sabeel wins it more often, but you win it with more style…
Geoff – Good point about the january/Febraury thing! We need a striker asap so we ‘should’ tie up any deals on or around 1st/2nd January. What we shouldn’t do is fuck around all through the window haggling over a few quid and then illegally signing the player the day after the transfer window has shut! I can guarantee thats what will happen though!
In today’s Sun, Lady GaGa admits to “liking girls”.
Well, at least he’s not a poof.
I told my wife this morning that if my dinner isn’t on the table when I get home from work she’s in for the beating of her life.
Then I hid the table.
Pedro – Quality, not quantity! I soon tired of bagging uno spot day after day.
What’s the difference between tiger woods and Santa?
Santa stops at three hos!
top 10?
Top post Geoff… mixing it with Spuds eh?
That’s sad to hear about Terry Neil, especially around this time of year. He must be getting on a bit though?
I think we’re going to put Rafa’s job under a lot of pressure this weekend.
I really can’t see us losing…
Pedro – How much do you think Rafa regrets blowing £17m on a right back that cant defend instead of a goal scorer that could help when Torres isn’t about!?!?
TAIG, I said at the time it seemed a weird signing…
He was good… but £17mill worth of goodness? I think not…
Rafa is like Wenger on the stubborn front, except he is more childish. Like the Robbie Keane incident.
tony
LOL
u very well know,it is tough to keep bagging numero uno when u have competition from me..
in fact,u Cannot get numero uno day after day,since i am around…
Geoff
excellent post, to the point.
Geoff, going one season unbeaten isnt of our finest moments??
Pedro – Childish is an under statement! I could never understand how he had the nerve to say Hicks & Gillette weren’t giving him enough money for transfers!! He’s fucking kidding right?? He should step into the world of Arsenal FC for a day and see how he likes that!!
on another thought, maybe invinclbles is Not a “Moment” ,maybe a experience
Sabeel – The only time I can really get on Le-Grove is if I’m at work. If I’m at home it means I get a very rare lie in. My work PC is an IBM NetVista. Google it and you will see that it was made way back in 2000!! It has the work rate of a Russian number 10 that has just been knocked out of the World Cup and the technical ability of DenilSong. Its slower than Senderos! And we all know that, like today, its mine when I want it!
the 79 cup final was the first game of footy i saw on the telly and why i’m a gooner. get well soon terry.
tony,
surely its not urs when u want it, i have beaten u more than 4 times,what makes u say that LOL
Morning all,
Sabeel, being unbeaten the whole season is all good and fun, but in the end you don’t get an extra trophy for that, it is just one trophy. So wouldn’t say it’s so great, it’s for the history books yes, but the feeling on Anfield 89 or the unbeaten season? Well you just can’t compare.
tony
it is not about how old ur computer is,
it is about how fast your net connection is..
AA23 Says:
December 11, 2009 at 03:54
Ethan, lets have your prediction for the game on sunday.
No fence sitting.
Call it.
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if gerrard and torres play i dont like our chances ,but we have a far better chance V’s
pool than the chev’s or manc’s ..
but i think it could be a score draw .
or loss , hey i haven’t been wrong about a game prediction since sunderland .. providing both the liverpool favorites are playing i think the odds are 65 % in their favor and 35 % in ours .
again you never know which arsenal turns up nowadays .. if its the AC milan arsenal then we are unbeatable! , but i see that team less and less as seasons go by ..
it all boils down to NOT owning a clinical striker . ( 2 or 3 reliable scorers)
Duke
i agree everything u just wrote
Liverpool may have been poor on wednesday but they have thier entire squad ready and we are missing our top striker.. and they are playin at home.. we have to be lucky to beat them methinks.. have to defent well and hope that aa comes with some magic..
walcott may not start on the weekend..
denilson song fab
nasri aa vela/eduardo/diaby (depending on fitness)..
Morning all – Geoffers, I’d like that line up too, but I reckon Wenger will play Denilson instead of Rambo. As there’s no Ebway available he’ll have to play at least 2 of his lovechilds.
Sabeel, it didn’t beat the 79 cup final or the 89 league, the problem with AKB’s is they weren’t around under other managers.
Pedro, I didn’t spend long with him!
playing at Anfield is no easy task.
greatest football atmosphere in football bar none.
draw game.
Geoff
i agree…
I have to go now, catch you all later.
They scousers no doubt will be really up for this one. Torres has been resting it up for this, it will be a big statement game for them. I am expecting a top game from TV, last year’s encounter at Anfield was a joke at the back the way Silvestre leaked goals.
I think the triumvirate of Cesc, Nasri, and Arshavin will be absolute keys to creating something going forward. Hope for once we score early and catch another team on the break for once.
And I think Song and Denilson start for this one.
They lost so they could lead us into a false sense of security. They’ll be up for it.
Sabeel
Top post by the by Geoff.
taig, how you doing? And it’s Friday again…
we are back to crab football again – one pass to many – no end product football , like just the season prior to The spice boys domination season … i thought we got past this crap ?
it all adds up to inexperience .
tight budgeting
and stubbornness
Geoff/pedro
i agree liverpool are playing like a mid-table team,but scaringly we lost against a mid-table team like sunderland,
i hope that type of performance is not repeated.
Cant say that sunderland performance was a blip,because we repeated that against chelshit..
no doubt we won against stoke at “home”, liverpool away has all the ingredient of us dropping points,if we dont take our chances..
thats where hopefully arshavin should be up to it..to take his chances
I’ve just made a film about a group of kids trying to escape their cages and pursue freedom in the outside world away from my basement. I called it Maddie-gascar
lazer
i agree a good close game , good from a fans perspective… spectacle wise ,but a betting man would probably get better odds on the home team ..
and that sucks to say it !
a score draw at best for us im afraid ..
hoping for a miracle 3 points but.. Expecting far less
taig, I have 3 jokes already not for public viewing!
Sabeel – If I’m not 1st its because I don’t want to be. Its not a challenge anymore.
Duke – I’m ready fella…..bring it!!
Duke,
is friday the day for some jokes competition
I think we have to re-assess the myth we’re peddled about the Anfield atmosphere. I was watching a re-run of the Fiorentina game last night and fro most of the second half it was pretty quiet. The only noise you could here was that of the Viola’s fans glad to be holding the ‘dippers to a 1-1 scoreline.
Of course when the late winner went in the Italian’s went cock-a-hoop, yet oddly the “You’ll never work again” chants went up. Could it be the ‘dippers we’re so dim they thought they had scored?
Just lip-reading the footage of the Queen meeting Lady Gaga.
I am sure the Queen says “You’re not a fucking lady”.
Morning All,
Looking forward to Sunday. i said yesterday we’ll beat them by at least 2 goals and i stand by that. In fact i’m going to put my money where my mouth is on that one and have a punt!
Man-U/Villa will be a good game to me thinks.
Tony
agree with the challenge thing,as like me u r also tired of coming day after day number-1
but,surely,we both dont have exclusive rights on statement “i take when i want” , becos as far i have actively took part,when Sabeel and TAIG are together,it can be either of them….and it is proven…
This one for me is going to be very very tight. Liverpool will I still think end up in top 4 simply because Gerrard and Torres will over come the injury bug sooner or later and terrorize the smaller teams again like last year.
We need to adapt fast, very very fast, like the first 15 mins at Anfield fast if we want to keep our season going. 5 pts with the game in hand victory, we can’t afford to drop points all December imo. It is more about the injury plagued lineup gelling and devlivering performances like earlier and the players that Wenger counted on for not buying to step up. I am looking at you Carlos Vela and Theo Walcott.
Ethan – Why are you always so negative?
chary, agree, was there last year for the 4-4, could not hear them, and we were singing the whole game.
it would be a record of sorts if wenger would buy in Jan first week…
Surprises from wenger would be greatly welcomed
chary,
yeah but still it looks more lively than the Emirates . Every bum on a seat… unable to jump up and down ! it makes you think maybe arsene is going to install an anal probe in every chair at the stadium and implant a mind control beacon into all the fan’s rectums
Yeah Ethan unfortunately I am a cynic like yourself and feel the same way. I hate making predictions so I won’t but it’ll be very very tough. Our team just doesn’t take too well to pressure it seems and perhaps us the fans are the same way. We need a never say die sort of ruffle the other teams feathers Paddy-esque fellow.
RE : ANAL PROBE IDEA !
its far cheaper than buying a new striker
I was playing Xbox Live earlier when an American person was convinced that I was Australian.
“What time is it in Australia?” he asked.
“About half 7, what time is it in McDonalds?” I replied.
Shut that cunt up.
Tea is for mugs.
Lazer
i agree about performing in pressure,
but when u observe those games,where we have lost due to pressure,i feel the sole reason we lose is,because of the inability to score from those chances that we create..
one thing is for sure,if there is a pressure game or not,we “definitely create” chances…if only we can score a goal from those chances that has always let us down in those losses
67.85% of statistics are made up on the spot
taig, shame on you, recycling jokes from 2 weeks ago, and Pedro posted it here. Oh no, you are better than that my friend.
Doctor: Mr. Kishan, you look exhausted.
Kishan: I am. When your nurse phoned me yesterday and told me that I have to come today for a blood test, I spent the whole night studying for it.
Ethan – I didn’t say the Grove was a paragon of passion/atmosphere, merely that the Northern loving media hype up the so-called Anfield effect beyond all reasonable levels.
If our own fans don’t want to sing and shout so much at least they should try and suppress groans if a pass goes astray. Also I wish they’d stop the “oles” if we keep possession for awhile, I’m sure it makes the players complacent and content to pass-pass-pass and not make the possession meaningful.
playing at Anfield is no easy task.
greatest football atmosphere in football bar none.????
draw game.
Surely your having a laugh with that comment, Anfields got the most overated atmosphere of any league ground in the country its a fucking myth that its always electric, Yes they can turn it on for European nights but for league matches its the same at most grounds now SHIT,
Also think your find a much better atmos at Ibrox or Celtic park or any argentinian or south ameriacan game,
Morning all. i was thinking about soemthig when i was reading that post and thought what Liverpool miss is Alonso spreading the passes from midfield. The player that they miss is Ramsey, i would love it if he started tomorrow. Him and Cesc together in midfield… Sorry i think i just went a little there.
A little boy goes to his father and asks “Daddy, how was I born?”
The father answers: “Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!”
“Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.”
“We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said…
…you’ve got male!”
*something
I really spelt that quite wrong haha
SurprisePackage
A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this beautiful young lady sitting next to him. “Hello there,” says the man, “and what is your name?”
“Hello,” giggles the woman, “I’m Stacey. What’s yours?”
“I’m Jim.”
“Jim, do you want to come over to my house tonight? I mean, right now??”
“Sure!” replies Jim, “Let’s go!”
So Stacey takes Jim to her house and takes him to her room. Jim sits down on the bed and notices a picture of a man on Stacey’s desk. “Stacey, I noticed the picture of a man on your desk,” Jim says.
“Yes? And what about it?” asks Stacey.
“Is it your brother?”
“No, it isn’t, Jim!” Stacey giggles. Jim’s eyes widen, suspecting that it might be Stacey’s husband.
When he finally asks, “Is it your husband?”
Stacey giggles even more, “No, silly!” Jim was relieved.
“Then, it must be your boyfriend!”
Stacey giggles even more while nibbling on Jim’s ear. She says, “No, silly!!”
“Then, who is it?” Jim asks.
Stacey replies, “That’s me BEFORE my operation!!
”I think we will have our best team too”
what about van persie?
I hope Rambo plays!!
Sabeel that joke deserves a yellow card
i can do worse though
what is the difference between Geoff and Tiger?
Geoff crashed his buggy and tiger his escalade
Morning all,
Top post as usual.
Didnt know about Terry Neil being ill, get well soon.
Franchise,
i thought it was very techy to write that
Duke – Its just a good’n is all…..
An old man lived alone in United Kingdom. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work.
His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison for bank robbery.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament.
Shortly, he received this reply,
“For HEAVEN’S SAKE Dad, don’t dig up that garden, that’s where I buried the Money!”
At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen policemen showed up and dug up the entire garden, without finding any money.
Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asking him what to do next.
His son’s reply was: “Now plant your potatoes, Dad. It’s the best I could do from here.
taig, agreed, very good, but give it a few month before recycling it again
Am more worried about Burnley away then L fool.
think we might get something out of this game.
noticed yesterday that 61 shares were sold on the plusmarket site.
Crap about bendtner being out injured till jan
Eduardo/Theo need to step up
i do like your midfield Geoff…feckin great…lets hope wenger gets it right for once too..
this is a MUST win game…give us back confidence and get us back on track,and i think its a great way to start the christmas fixtures…a good win ..and i must say im very confident we can do something this season…
wenger has that look these days…looks like he has gotten a deal he wants(new player)…
and a redneck.::..you might be a redneck if you take the dog for a walk and you both use the same three..
A little boy was doing his math homework.
He said to himself, “Two plus six, that son of a bitch is eight. Three plus four, that son of a bitch is seven….”
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, “What are you doing?”
The little boy answered, “I’m doing my math homework, Mom.”
“And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?” the mother asked.
“Yes,” he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, “What are you teaching my son in math?”
The teacher replied, “Right now, we are learning addition.”
The mother asked, “And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?”
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, “What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.”
or you just might be a redneck..if you come back from the dump with more than you took…
hey guys is Adriano someone we should be looking at maybe 6 month loan Dunga has apparentally recalled him to the national team and he has been on fire in brazil he is big strong and skillful what do you guys think
disregard that last one…you probably be a manciteh fan …
I recently watched Disney-On-Ice. Not the skating show. I just took meth and watched Aladdin 12 times.
What’s that I hear? Someone bindipping my jokes?
It was only a matter of time…
I think it is the other way around: most AKBs do remember life before Wenger and that is way they are more tolerant.
When the Software industry had badly gone down, three giants Sun, SCO(UNIX) and Microsoft started producing condoms and named them Java-condo, CondomiX and MS-Condom respectively.
A customer using Java-condo complained to Sun that the condom doesn’t fit correctly.
Sun replied: “Wait till we get the ISO standard”. They boasted that it will fit to any size irrespective of underlying structure.
Well, the customer switched to CondomiX and found that by the time he finishes reading the instructions, given along with CondomiX, his wife was sleeping and he himself forgetting why he is using CondomiX.
Finally he switched to MS-Condom.
To his surprise it was so good…….. and comfortable! . He used it happily.
Six months later he found that his wife was pregnant. He got angry and complained to Microsoft.
He got his reply from Microsoft:
.
. What do u think was Microsoft’s reply……. ….
.
A PATCH IS COMING SOON…!
Pedro
what is the meaning of “bindipping” ?
No need for sentiments; this will be too big for Rambo to start. Denilson/Song/Fabregas makes up the perfect midfield for this game. Nasri to fit in somewhere, ahead of Diaby, for me. Too soon to throw in Diaby at the deep end, in such a game.
well we have had great managers before wenger and we will after..still personally i hope i never see the likes of graham ever again….
London, most AKB’s only know life under Wenger…
Playing Denilson/Diaby surely that is a recipie for disaster
Bindipping… a word used to describe a thieving scouser…
Sabeel, stealing, blacking, nicking, in simple terms, if you break it down it’s also bin dipping. Usually applied to scousers since they are all bindippers.
Shocking news at the University of St Andrews, where Scottish scientists have deciphered the language of monkeys.
Meanwhile, researchers are still years away from deciphering the language of Scottish scientists.
Why wouldn’t you want to see the likes of Graham again STG?
Pedro,Duke
Thanks
Duke,
what happened to the jokes competition??
It’s not a competition, we are just here to please
Pedro/Duke – I didn’t realise pedders had posted it before! I would never use a joke, be it good or bad, if it had come from him already! Its not that I think I am better than Pedro…..No, actually, it is!
Sabeel, also most jokes which would get you a +1 are really not for public viewing on such a worldwide recognised website as Le Grove.
People offend easily, and the world has become way too politically correct.
Geoff – ’79 is definitely an all time great memory of mine aswell, because I was also lucky enough to be there as 7 year old lad – so you can imagine my child like joy of having a few beers with Alan Sunderland the night before the 2005 Cup Final when I stayed up at Celtic Manor.
However, I have to say that period and a lot of the ensuing period is also why I would consider myself a bit of an AKB – obviously not in line with your absolute definition, as I think they guy is far from beyond criticism, as I have said many times before, but I am definitely a supporter.
The reason I make this point is – don’t you think it’s slightly ironic that one of our all time great memories revolves around a year where we finished 7th in the league (I think Utd were even lower!!). On one hand that shows the value and joy a trophy can bring, on the other hand – would you be happy with 7th and an FA Cup now ? I am guessing nope and part of that is because Wenger and George before him have lifted expectations. I remember during the period that we are referring to, being ecstatic with a top 6 finish.
So it’s an interesting point that you make about AKB’s being AKB’s because they knew fuck all before Wenger. Interestingly enough, I think you can make exactly the same point about people that AKB’s would consider to now be anti Wenger (not accussing you of this by the way) – are they now anti Wenger because they also knew fuck all before Wenger and maybe don’t fully appreciate what he has achieved ?
A long message for not much of a point, I know, but I got typing and couldn’t stop – so apologies if I have bored anyone along the way
a new one then…you just might be a redneck if your sista is also your Auntie….maybe a bit..what the heck..we can take it…
taig, ahahha that comment is better than half the jokes so far, top 3 my friend
I like the maddie gascar one. Pedro
Duke….im not watching football to get bored…i think there must be a balance between entertaining and winning….graham to me…had the winning formula at times…the entertainment bit…he didnt…
Duke
i think it makes sense,that those jokes are not allowed,else le-grove would become just a adult joke hub for all people to hang out..
Little Johnny asks his mother how old she is.
Her reply is, “Gentlemen don’t ask ladies that question.”
Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs.
Again the mother’s reply is, “Gentlemen don’t ask ladies that question.”
The boy then asks, “Why did daddy leave you?”
To this, the mother says, “You shouldn’t ask that,” and then sends him to his room.
On the way to his room, the boy trips over his mother’s purse. When he picks it up, her driver’s license falls out.
Little Johnny looks it over and goes back to his mother saying, “I know all about you now. You are 36 years old, weigh 127 pounds and daddy left you because you got an ‘F’ in sex!!!”
British businessman Phillip Green has taken his successful clothes store Topman/Topshop over the Atlantic to American. In order to save costs, they stock the same clothes in both stores with the same size labels.
I picked up a jacket and read the label:
UK LARGE / EUR 86-91CM / US SMALL
I always admired the British sense of humour.
Geoff 9.26
This is just getting silly now….
I’m a so called AKB and I have supported Arsenal since 1971.
What’s your take on the demographics of the WAC brigade then…??
Old, long, but always funny!! Enjoy!
A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort with an extremely healthy sex drive, so he thought he’d buy her a little something to keep her occupied while he was gone.
He went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter.
He explained his situation. The old man said, “Well, I don’t really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don’t know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except—” and he stopped.
“Except what?” the man asked.
“Nothing, nothing.”
“C’mon, tell me! I need something!”
“Well, sir, I don’t usually mention this, but there is The Voodoo Penis.”
“So what’s up with this Voodoo Penis?” he asked.
The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out a very old wooden box, carved with strange symbols and erotic images. He opened it, and there lay an ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said “Big damn deal.It looks like every other dildo in this shop!”
The old man replied, “But you haven’t seen what it’ll do yet.”
He pointed to a door and said “Voodoo Penis, the door.”
The Voodoo Penis miraculously rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started pounding the keyhole. The whole door shook wildly with the vibrations, so much so that a crack began to form down the middle. Before the door split, the old man said “Voodoo Penis, return to box!” The Voodoo Penis stopped, levitated back to the box and lay there quiescent once more.
“I’ll take it!” said the businessman.
The old man resisted, saying it wasn’t for sale, but finally surrendered to $738 in cash and an imitation Rolex. The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say “Voodoo Penis, my crotch.”
He left for his trip satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone. After he’d been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny. She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the Voodoo Penis.
She undressed, opened the box and said “Voodoo Penis, my crotch!” The Voodoo Penis shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was absolutely incredible, like nothing she’d ever experienced before. After three mind-shattering orgasms, she became very exhausted and decided she’d had enough.
She tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgotten to tell her how to shut it off. Worried, she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help.
She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another incredible intense orgasm made her swerve all over the road. A police officer saw this and immediately pulled her over. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she’d had to drink.
Gasping and twitching, she explained, “I haven’t had anything to drink, officer. You see, I’ve got this Voodoo Penis thing stuck in my crotch and it won’t stop screwing me!”
The officer looked at her for a second, shook his head and in an arrogant voice replied, “Yeah, right… Voodoo Penis, my ass!”
The rest is history.
Sabeel, I don’t know about you, but I was pretty entertained during the 89 season, with the grand finish at Anfield. I have never been that entertained under Wenger.
Were you entertained at Sunderland and at home to Chelsea this season?
Sharkey..heey dont loose it your not AKB…we’re the Song campaign…right.
then again the best team in the world was the invincibles..that was wengers making wasnt it..and totally honest there has never been a better team in the world…the sad part is that it most probably never will be again either…
Sabeel, I actually like that one! F in sex that is.
Also I think people could be more tolerant on Fridays don’t you think?
Duke
good point,
at sunderland,chelsea we were not entertaining,but we “DID create chances”,which we didnt score from…
that has been the biggest worry whenever i watch our matches, our Inability to score from few chances we create in very tight games
we took one at fulham,other than that i dont remember this season
Ahhh Duke that is a bit of a cheap shot – its like saying were you entertained the year Graham got sacked and we finished 12th.
But the ’89 and ’91 teams under Graham were excellent and far from boring. But it would appear that Grham lost the plot in reverse of what Wenger is being accussed of – he wanted to do crap transfers in order to make money rather than save it
Duke
I think people can be more tolerant,
i think “atleast one day per week” can be accepted,for some jokes which are milder and not vulgar
i loved bertie mee though…
Usmanov ups his stake
Russia-based Alisher Usmanov’s Red & White Holdings group have increased their stake in Arsenal to 26.07%.
American Stan Kroenke, however, remains the largest individual shareholder in the club with a 29.9% stake.
Under the strict financial rules of the City, were anyone to cross the 29.99% takeover threshold, they he would be obliged to make a formal offer for the remainder of the share
Ryan, fair point, but I am also not entertained now, going to Semi Finals, and being beaten by Chelsea and ManUre like we are Derby is not entertainment in my book.
The thing is when people think of George, they always say boring, I don’t agree, as you yourself ’89, ’91, I would say half of his time in charge, we weren’t bored. The other half was not too bad also, when it got bad, he got the boot.
I bought one of those wind up radios today. I brought it home, turned it on and it kept telling me that Liverpool would win the Premiership.
Duke, Arsenal play superb football now… but if we played like the Mancs or the Chav’s and we were winning things, we’d be enjoying it the same.
I think Graham went a bit like Rafa… spending money just for the sake of it, getting a bit childish…
and i do believe that Bergkamp might just be our future…at least i hope so…still Duke remember a few years back..manu fans was more than ready to sack Fergie…they where in a four years drought..what happened..?? i think they are quite happy that they stucked with him.,,dont you ??
Jurgen Klinsmann has slammed the work of Rafa Benitez at Liverpool.
The former Spurs and Germany striker, who met Kop owners George Gillett and Tom Hicks for talks about taking over from Benitez, hit out after the Reds’ latest humiliating Champions League defeat on Wednesday.
Klinsmann, 45, told Sky Sports: “What you miss in Liverpool is the technical pace and the passing.
“They have a couple of players who can do that but not all over the place. There’s no real flow and there’s a lack of creativity.
“If it’s down to Torres or Gerrard, then that’s not enough.
“You can’t always put it on the shoulders of two players. That’s why they need more quality in the team to make sure they finish in the top four this season.
“It is a big surprise that Liverpool didn’t make it to the final 16 because they have always been there over the last few years and had tremendous success.
“There were always questions at the start of the season – especially after losing Xabi Alonso, who was a tremendous asset to Liverpool over the last few years.
“It’s sad that Liverpool are not in the knockout stage because that is where they belong, Liverpool’s name is huge on the continent. In my opinion they are lacking creativity and a real No 10, a playmaker, and a great world-class striker next to Torres.
“It’s frustrating to see where they stand now. Over the stretch of six games they just couldn’t keep up. They lack quality.
“It also shows in the Premier League that they don’t have the consistency to keep up with the big teams. Now is a moment to think about how they are to go forward.”
Pedro, that is my point exactly, entertainment comes in different forms. Winning trophies is definitely one.
Graham went mental at the end, is Wenger not doing the same thing now? It doesn’t matter what you do, if you are not performing, you should be kicked out. Graham didn’t get 6 years winning nothing, and I don’t think a single manager would or should at Arsenal.
I didn’t realise you were all just arguing with the post! haha!
I couldn’t find a comment from Geoff…
Sharkey… I wouldn’t class you as an AKB… no one who blogs on here is.
Geoff and I get plenty of militant messages that you don’t see… mostly from teenagers or angry fans from foreign shores…
That’s who Geoff is talking about.
You… well… you’re an JLS man…
‘Just Loves Song’
Nothing else in football life matters… bar Song!
haha!
I am funny.
STG, yes I remember that, and I thought it was stupid, but it was 3 years, and they were better off than we are. Plus they won the odd Carling Cup here and there.
Pedro – do you reckon Rafa might be skimmimg some cash off the top too ??
Pedro ?? is there really Song lovers on Le Grooovyy
Duke, if it all goes tits up this year, I wouldn’t be surprised to see him leave.
However, we’re not out of it yet… we’ve still got the champions league to navigate and a couple of good signings in Jan could do the trick.
My fear is that his stubborn ways will prevent him from making the correct decision in Jan.
Facts:
We needs a striker.
We need a decent back up centre back.
SongTheGreat, despite your name… I haven’t seen half the love from you that Sharkey shows his boy…
You can be in JLS though…
London too, he is a big Song fan.
Duke we’re not that far apart…and i think it would be fair that we demanded some winning action form wenger…
I’m in the NBC…
‘Nikki B Collective’
… I’m also in TWIC.
It’s a golfing group… ‘Tiger Woods is Cool’
And a goalkeeper and a defensive midfielder!!
well Pedro there are several reasons why i like Song..but believing he’s the new revelation is not one of them…loyal hard working shuts up and gets down to business does it for me…then again i loved winterburn too
Pedro
what is the name that u have given for a Diaby fan
Ryan, with a lady’s man beard like that, I’m sure he needs a bit of extra pocket money for medallions and jacuzzi purchases…
Idiots…
haha, just kidding…
Pedro Says:
December 11, 2009 at 10:39
Duke, if it all goes tits up this year, I wouldn’t be surprised to see him leave.
That’s the thing, he will leave? Maybe. He will be told to leave? Never.
I can’t think of anything!
I’m blog hogging now…
Perdo, re: idiots, classic
Haven’t loved a player really since Tony Adams.
have a great weekend All…why am i thinking of Arshavin today
Because, SongTGreat..”He’s five foot four, he’s five foot four. We’ve got Arshavin, f**k Adebayor…”
Ladies vs Real Women
———————
Ladies – If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
Real Women – Go ask the very HOT neighbor guy to do it
I have no idea STG……………..I thought Megan Fox was more of a favourite here, but whatever floats your boat !!
is torres fit to start for the scouers?
http://www.physioroom.com/news/english_premier_league/epl_injury_table.php?SKEY=15f59576a748bd66ffaff6b81c87c0f9 we come 2nd hahaha
Don’t get me goin on Megan’s buck thumbs again Ryan! Someone will be puking on their keyboard again.
Dean Ashton has retired at 26… poor fucker…
Don’t do it LAzer… please…
Alisher Usmanov has intensified the battle for power at Arsenal after he increased his stake in the club.
Usmanov’s Red & White Holdings now have a 26.07 per cent stake in the Gunners after the Russia-based tycoon claimed more shares on Friday.
Stan Kroenke still remains the largest individual shareholder at the Premier League club after the American moved edged closer to the takeover threshold when he brought another 10 shares last month to move to 29.9 per cent.
Under the strict financial rules of the City, were anyone to cross the 29.99 per cent takeover limit, they he would be obliged to make a formal offer for the remainder of the shares at the highest price paid for stock during the past 12 months.
However, shareholders would not be forced to sell, and so after the offer had been made, if the party were not able to reach 50 per cent, then they could not return to make another takeover offer for 12 months, unless invited to do so by the company.
Power struggle
It has been suggested the continued investment by Kroenke – who is already an Arsenal director – is designed to fend off possible aggressive moves by Usmanov.
Lady Nina Bracewell-Smith, who left the board during December last year, could well hold the balance of power with her family’s 15.9 per cent stake – which if sold to either Kroenke or Usmanov would push them well past the takeover bracket.
Earlier this year, the Arsenal board turned down Usmanov’s proposed rights issue to generate new cash, in favour of the status quo which sees the Emirates Stadium club remain self-financing.
The Uzbek businessman had argued the scheme would help to reduce both the long-term debt of some £400million, which is mainly associated with the new stadium, and also hand manager Arsene Wenger extra transfer funds.
But Arsenal chairman Peter Hill-Wood made reference to Usmanov’s proposal in his report to the shareholders.
“In the final analysis I believe it distils down to a decision about whether it is appropriate to raise money from shareholders to purchase the registrations and pay the wages of footballers,” he said.
“This is not something that Arsenal has ever done previously in its history and it would be at odds with our ethos of running the club as a business which is self-sustaining and pays its own way in the world.”
Is this the year Wenger takes of the shackles and moves on from the youth. We have cash to burn I reckon because he has been so frugal since the move, if he were to break the bank and we all had 2 players to bring in who would you all choose or what positions?
Yeah I can’t bring myself to it. Gives me the creeps even thinking about searching for those heinous hands again.
Diaby nickname is “Badketballer” as he looks like he can play backetball
Diaby nickname is “Basketballer” as he looks like he can play basketball
Lazer, if it was down to just having 2 would go for a DM and a CB. I know Wenger has said he;s in the market for a striker and the short term need is for one, but I feel past our first choice centre backs the drop in quality is significant. While Song has improved in leaps and bounds I think another quality DM will cover us for ACN and give Song some competition on his return. These two are to reinforce the spine of our team, we all know Wenger’s project(midget) youth team lacks a bit of backbone.
Good stuff from Sanderson on Chucks over at Young Guns.
http://youngguns.wordpress.com/2009/12/11/arsenals-%e2%80%98technically-perfect%e2%80%99-aneke-shines-v-fulham/
We must be the only team where the fans most likely know all the youth players and have seen a lot of them play even.
The Scousers have not been great form; however; our squad has also been decimated by injury. We’ve got a third-choice left-back, Gallas is carrying a knock, we don’t have a cover for Sagna as Eboue is out, our only world class striker is crocked for rest of the season, we have to depend on a pint-sized midfielder to carry out the strikers duty and our right winger (Walcott) played his first 90 minutes this week and is yet to find his touch. And it is not easy to up north in December and face the atmosphere at the Kop. So please don’t build up things as if we just have to turn up to win the game – you risk sounding stupid!
Am pretty much in agreement, besides we have got to give Vela and Walcott a true run out to see what they’ve got. Regular first team football with Wenger’s teaching definitely fast tracks player development and first team football is essential for that.
I feel though its hard to have a decent CB that sits on the bench unless a home grown option such as Nordveit or Bartley are present. I can’t think of a single first team CB who would want to sit on our bench. Or we add an experianced veteran.
Sam, you forget our pint-sized midfielder managed to score 4 their last time we went there. Plus the atmosphere thing at Anfield is just a load of old crock as far as I’m concerned. However you are right to say the team shouldn’t think they just have to turn up to win – the lessons of Sunderland and West Ham were painful but easily avoided if they’d shown the right attitude and application.
Pedro 10:12
Bindipping… a word used to describe a thieving scouser…
Sorry to niggle, but BINdipper is from the “look in the dustBIN for something to eat, find a dead cat..” little number.
Micky, you just defined the behaviour of a scouser.
Pedro – “I am funny”
No you’re not funny, but that comment was…
Shit, have I just oxymoroned myself into finding you funny..??
This is the sort of game that Nasri just disappears in. Not sure if he cant handle the atmosphere but there’s something he doesn’t like.
Diaby might be a good call, but its a shame he has been so mediocre this season. Theo or Ramsey can reasonably expect to be involved. Denilson is not doing enough to warrant a place for me. I would probably take a draw now to be honest.
gazzap- what?? nasri IS defenetlu a player who likes big games
Cant see Ramsey starting after mid week, we’ll get Denilson in Midfield with fab and song, just hope Nasri fits in somewhere but I think wenger will play diaby as well
which tough away games has Nasri excelled in? Dont say Hull last season, thats not a big game!
‘Oxymoroned’
Word of the week without a doubt.
I had a dream that nasri scored and we won 1-0 after wasting loads of chances.
Ryan L 10.17 Terrific post, well thought out well considered.
I especially loved this line: “would consider to now be anti Wenger (not accussing you of this by the way)” Lol.
For me the WAC brigade have short memories, but worst of all, they think running a big club is really easy, and that buying quality players is incredibly straightforward.
we should make a move for ashton
Yes, Nick, Ashton comes pre-injured so he fulfils one of Wenger’s “must haves” in a potential signing!
I often slate a player I like before a big game because it means they will score the winner!
http://www.goal.com/en/news/1862/premier-league/2009/12/10/1678736/lukasz-fabianski-keen-to-claim-starting-place-for-arsenal
thrush aka irritating cunt could describe some
T)iery
H)enry
R)ubish
U)ltimate
S)ong
H)omo
didn’t nasri score 2 last year at the old toilet?
Chary his gone one step further and retired wenger aint had one of them yet
Ashton comes pre-injured!! Love it.
Time for big performance from Nasri, although I still have no idea where his best position is. Nor does AW I think.
With the lightweightedness of our front three, I’m sure he will play Diaby or Den alongside Song Cesc. Rather see Rambo myself
if tiger is into men i wld consider being driven for a chunk of his wealth
i’ll throw my male virginity in to sweeten the deal
Y…a…w…n…..
But if he comes out of retirement after we sign him Nick, Wenger can say “He is like a new signing.”
Fran thats not cool
or TCP Tedious Childish Petulant
Cheers Ped re WotW.
a figure of speech by which a locution produces an incongruous, seemingly self-contradictory effect, as in “cruel kindness” or “to make haste slowly.”
There’s even a website called ‘www.oxymoroned.com
Good post Geoff;
Was there life before Wenger? Of course, but the joy you get winning as the under-dog can’t be matched by having a table topping team that deserves to win on merit.
If we win this year it will be one of the under-dog(well as far as popular belief goes) wins so they’ll be just as exciting.
Liverbile have a good team but will they click in the first go? We don’t seem to so hopefully they won’t either…
Chary i could see it “we signed him for free and we are onlky paying him 30k a week, plus all the medical bills” ashton then leaves on a free transfer back to west ham coz their physio missed him
I am about to get slated by you lot, but here goes. I would play 4-4-2. Nas Song Cesc Theo, with (here it comes) AA and Diaby up top.
My tin hat is on.
Nick that i the look
all my innocence taken away 
fran thats grubby
Nick u see im the funniest on here no doubt
Fran you are funny i will give you that
Pedro still bindipping?
Micky – thats not the worst shout in the world !!
you have to go deep into the net now to find jokes that aint already been posted but they get more offensive as Duke is finding out
SharkSure there are some ppl knocking down Song on another blog wont you go and rescue his image?
Sharkey. I was being serious. I think AA and Diaby central would cause them problems.
micky wouldn’t be surprised to see that line up diaby has done ok in that position before
is Diaby fit?
Micky, he loves a finish does old Diaby… his attacking ability isn’t in doubt, he can hold the ball up… he’ll have zero defensive responsibility…
Could be a good shout.
Just tell him to defend the Liverpool goal, he’ll be knocking in headers like nobodies business!
Micky…so was I ….
You’ve lost me.
URL please Fran
’89;
No way we’re changing our system. I’ll give you
Nas-Song-Fab
Theo-AA-Diaby
Fran
tcp to the rescue
Sharkey… I’m going to have to put the word to the official Le Grove dictionary.
Chary, can you investigate the legitimacy of the word, ‘oxymoroned’?
Pedro – “Just tell him to defend the Liverpool goal, he’ll be knocking in headers like nobodies business!”
For all the shit I sometimes read here its stuff like that makes it worth wading thru.
Top quality that Ped !!
Strewth. I thought the Diaby up top suggestion would get me red carded! Pedro: You are dead right about him defending the Pool goal!!
Drop the ‘ed’ Chary…I made that bit up….
But there deffo is a website called oxymoroned.com I think its Sabeels
Sharkey, you love the shit on here…
If everyone spoke sense (which is in the eye of the beholder I’m sure), it’d be a boring old place!
Gooby match was at teh grove where nasri scored two…. olt traford one was goalless draw
Micky, you know me and Diaby are best friends.
I sat with him last year.
He told me he loves playing up front.
ZERO chance of a win against Liverpool.
draw is the best we can hope fpr. i think it’s actually a little rude and impolite to expect Arsenal to beat a “top four” club anymore. we haven’t done it in about a year. nothing about this team suggests we know how to win at Anfield. nothing.
Arsene and his team HAVE EVERYTHING to prove. to me at least. what a negative wanker i am. must have been reading le grove too long!!
plus, with their guaranteed dive=penalty routine we’re major fecked.
expect us to take the lead though…
Make that your last one Nick…you’re making yerself look like a dozy cunt now.
MoW, Le Grove isn’t negative unless it’s merited.
With you all the way Pedro about the 12.03 ‘If everyone spoke…’ post.
That post was…
I’d hate to go into a game with that attitude…
sharkey thanks for your opinion
Apologies for my last Ped. It was descriptive rather than accusative..wasn’t it.
Anyway, I won’t carry it on, regardless of what response I get.
Pedro compared to last season I think I have exhibited less PCS symtoms on the blog
Pre-Crisis-Symptoms = PCS
One of my sisters mates got shit faced, went to see Russel Brand… and ended up getting in the video… a lot.
She feels a bit humiliated! haha!
Poor girl…
Mayank. I agree, I dont think he will change the set up, it is just what I would do in this game, given the absence of RVP and Bendy. I think AW will play Diaby no matter what, and I like AA more central.
PCS Fran?
I think we’re more than capable of turning over the scousers…
The only thing I worry about is hunger… you never sense this team really want it…
Liverpool can do that… Stevie Me will be out to prove something tomorrow… we have to be equally up for it.
Interesting one that Pedders,” Oxymoroned” as in to have an oxymoron inflicted upon someone. It’s a verb taken from a noun and from what I’ve seen its main common use is in the context of being sent toxic messages. However I think it is more likely to come across as using a paradox to illustrate the contradiction in a counter argument to the person performing the act of “Oxymoron”-ing someone else.
So for me, it is a refinement of a type of debating technique already in use so I take it as a legitimate word.
Pedro: I think we have a new club here. Diaby up top it is!!
Nick – Sharkey, it’s Christmas, you two you have a blog hug… it’s what Jesus would have wanted…
DUT… I like it Micky!
Chary, you are a wizard of the English language.
Sharkey, it stands. Congrats.
pedro when he tells me in person i will do it till then….
If any team is beatable at home its liverpool. we have a great chance
Im yet to call wenger a cunt this year.
Chary. Wow. Respect.
Cheers Pedders.
I’m off now so come on you gooners (for sunday) and let’s silence the Kop like the Viola did.
Its dictionary corner for Chary.
DUT. I’m good with that.
Well said Chary!
Come on you gooners!
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
“Mother, where do babies come from?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”
“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
I can’t be arsed Ped.
Lets just leave it there. Cheers.
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.
Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, “Ooh dad, there’s one.” “No,” said the father. “There’s not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We’ll just wait.”
Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, “Hey dad, he’s plenty big enough.” “No,” the father said. “We’d all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We’ll just wait.”
About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman.
The son said, “Now there’s nothing wrong with that one dad. Let’s eat her.”
“No,” said the father. “We’ll not eat her either.”
“Why not?” asked the son.
“Because, we’re going to take her back alive and eat your mother.”
song is rubbish
what is happening to my pc?
sharkey stop the attack
i meant to say the new song by whitney houston is rubbish
Chary..top quality that.
You’ve hit the nail right on the head, and I loved the ‘toxic messages’ bit
Here’s my oriogional post:
“Pedro – “I am funny”
No you’re not funny, but that comment was…
Shit, have I just oxymoroned myself into finding you funny..??”
I get a feeling that Diaby is gonna score the winner on Sunday.
well, Perdo, i’ve been the champion of optimism and postivity etc for ages and ages.
sorry, after chelsea it snapped, finally.
feels like we’re large technology company and i just figured out we’ve spent the last few years and all of our R&D budget on a development route which is ultimately doomed and not going to get results. worse thing is the R&D director hasn’t noticed yet, and never will.
being a miserable wanker is actually quite therapic right now.
MOW, I get down after the games… but one win later, I’m back, ignorantly believing we can win the league, FA Cup and the Champions league.
I’m hoping someone will kick Wenger up the arse in January, walk him to the shops and make him buy something.
Pedro 09:06 & 09:07……v.funny !!
think you may have peaked too early tho
http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11095_5764189,00.html
Bit of us?
well there’s alwasys hope, pedro. we are football fans. that’s what we do. but right now i’m all of of hope.
Cheers Wardo!
yeah sry. still think nasri should play.
It’s funny. At the start of the season RVP missed a few chances and people were screaming WE NEED A WORLD CLASS STRIKER. After a fair few games he hit form. Then evryone was fit for 24hrs, the goals were spread everywhere and it was IS THIS OUR BEST GROUP OF ATTACKING PLAYERS EVER?
I’ve forgotten what my point is. But you could have Pele, Maradonna and Messi up front. With our current keeper, we could still lose the game(and people would complain that our strikers are too small)
Alright Wardo….
Pedro did you notice this in that Moses report..??
“he is one of the best 18-year-olds in the country, bar none. ”
Oxy-what..??
good Sharkey – yourself mate ???
feeling a little fragile after my xmas do last nite.
struggling to keep up with the blogs this morning.
Sharkey – I was about to point that out!!
Just got back in the Country again, so finally back to regular blogging. Don’t know what it is about going away, but everytime I do, Arsenal seem to go on a shit run. Hopefully my return to the UK will kickstart the team on a bit of a run starting with Liverpool on Sunday.
I think the game is a simple must win. Any other result will definately rule us out of winning it (I dont think we would anyway) and it will also give the Spuds, Villa, Shitty and Liverpool ideas about taking our top four status off us. I can definately see the top four being gratecrashed this season, and we have to ensure it is Liverpool and not us that misses out. Beating Liverpool on Sunday really puts them in the shit.
Also heard today that Dean Ashton has had to retire at the age of 26. On his day Dean was a fine striker and one that was occaisionally linked with us. I wish him luck in whatever he turns his hand too.
wardo was you in bits as predicted
Yeah but Sharkey that did comment did come from an ex-professional footballer – you are praying on the weak there mate
I overdid it with a did there !!
Sharkey, I didn’t notice that… but maybe we should definitely report him?
TAIG…pat yerself on the back for keeping up with me !!!
Hey Nick,
I told one of the directors that the two people who sit next to me do my fcuking head in…..he laughed and agreed.
Wish I hadn;t said that…….and that’s just one of the things I can remember. Sure there is a few more things that will come to me later.
I heard my name mentioned in the rumour mill this morning and have received a few comments…….
fucking hell some one has brain washed jaguar something positive about diaby……
I hope diaby doesn’t start on Sunday. He should be on the bench. He won’t be match fit and doesn’t deserve a first team start just yet
Report him to the Oxy-What Commission..?? Good idea.
I’m Ok Wardo…well better than you by the sounds of it anyway.
Hows the baby nerves…?? And your cat burgling cat..??
Ryan L ..thats true, point taken.
You saw that I read ALL of your epic post earlier, and commended it..??
wardo did you wake up with the tingling in the chest/stomach area, always a sign for me i made a prat of myself or did some thing bad after a heavy beer night
the flash back thing is the same as well through out the day it pops back what you have done 
after the weekend it will all be forgotten any way you hope 
Pedro, shouldn’t Cowboy watch be at 29.9% and shoulnd’t we start including a Usmanov watch with his reported 26% stake?
haha SS….. no baby nerves.
The cat is still an asshole though……..we’re now trying to get him to stay in at night and be locked in the kitchen (so he doesn;t claw the fcuk out of the new carpet). Its my job to get him in…….2 nights ago he just wouldn’t come in but sat on the car bonet outside my house…..after standing in the freezing cold calling the ignorant little shite, I threw my trainer at him that went straight into a bush……so was trying to get that out the bush for 2-3 mins after. Hate him sometimes…….want someone to run him over if i’m honest
Rob green Wenger said he “might make the squad” so I very much doubt Diaby will start. Denilson will with Song
NIck ….i’ve done the flashback and regret thing loads and loads of times.
I tend to not get that bad these days…… I once had a fight in Leicester square after an xmas department dinner with a twat from IT !! problem was the three directors who were watching did not fully enjoy the entertainment put on by two of there staff !! Plus they didn;t see him punch me in the eye on the way out of the restaurant so I go the blame for the whole incident !! Regretted that one for about 3 weeks…..
Yeah was out and about for a bit – so just caught up Sharkey and saw your comment – cheers. I have been out of the blogoshpere for a little while so WAC is a new one on me – can you elaborate for me ?
beating on the IT gimp is a bad move…who’s gonna tell you to turn it on and off…thats enough to make you wanna clump em let alone the dig he gave you…
xmas is fun
We should have a legrove xmas drink no one in work i want to dig at the mo
ryan any one who dont agree with sharkey
Wardo – wetting myself here at your cat tale..
Brilliant.
Our cat has no master, it stays in or out of its own accord.
I couldn’t imagine standing in the freezing cold trying to cajole it to come indoors….well at least I couldn’t until you just described it.
Shocking
(W)e’re (A)ll (C)unts?
Anyone that has a pet cat is a CUNT. Full fucking stop.
Ryan, WAC is Wenger’s A C**t brigade…..
I’m promoting it as the antithesis of AKB…its only fair !!
Fair call that TAIG, but what do you do if ‘she who must be obeyed’ says you’re getting one…??
Its the ‘you’ll either see two pussies in this house or you’ll see no pussy in this house’ effect !!!
My Mrs didn’t quite put it that eloquently though…
hahaha Nick……that little I.T. gimp gave me a fcuking shiner !! proper caught me out with it cause I was looking the other way.
other people stuck up for me and told hireachy that he hit me first so, all got brushed under the carpet.
6 months later were at London Zoo for a summer ball……we ended up fighting again. He had hired his DJ so lost his deposit. I have the battle scars on my DJ to remind me of sweet revenge !! haha
Needless to say, we were both banned from attending the same do’s again…..
America’s biggest bank (at the time) was “Embarrassed on behalf of our behaviour”
haha
Sharkey –
ha ha, I see the dilemma. I’d still go with none though!
Wenger on Campbell playing for Arsenal again:
“Never say never”
Whoop de fucking woo!!
Is there a better accompaniment to a sandwich than a packet of Roast Beef flavour Monster Munch and a Cadbury’s Whisper!! Good times….
i got two kittens to get rid of a fucking mouse i say mouse more like rambo couldn’t get the fucker set traps and the chocolate would go but the trap stayed open.
biggest regret the mouse caused no damage that i can see anyway didn’t cost anything to feed or vet bills or smell half as much.
Cats are not the way forwards
Sharkey – proper frustrating when the little sod is sitting 10 feet away looking straight at you !!! So ignorant…
TAIG….. I was thinking yesterday would Sol be a good re signing for us ??? not sure atm .
do you think he would be good for us ??
Nick – Wanna borrow my mutt to get rid of him? Granted he may cause more damage in the immediate but I’m 100% sure he’d get the little fucker!
Wardo…you sound like a right loon.
Why wouldn’t you and that plank from IT not just leave the do and go and sort it out round the corner..??
Taig the mrs made a cheese and onion crisp sandwich last night tremendous not had one since i was a kid thats Great times
wardo – I’m like you, not sure. He could either come and prove a point and play really well or he could come, realise why he left and have another breakdown!! One thing is for sure though…..with either outcome it would be better than playing Silvestre!!
Nick – Bravo to the Mrs!! Thats a top quality sarnie, that!!
Taig, PMSL at your 1315 comment…!
Diaby has got the attributes in theory. He is big and physical, and attacks far better than he defends. But just one tiny little thing still niggles away at me – the fact that he is utter shite.
The incredible hulk was a big bloke who liked to attack a lot, but I wouldn’t have him up front on Sunday either.
I bet you if he starts on Sunday, on Monday morning, all you Diaby supporters will be saying, why the fuck did wenger start Diaby etc etc.
Taig it might come to that, the kids is all thats keeping em alive at the mo
Sol aint the way imo weak minded nothing to gain there, in training they can get all they need from him and we dont have to pay him for it.
Campbell as back up….?? My heart says no, but my head says – rather him than Silvestre, seeing as Big Phils a goner
Pedro – You know I’m right! I think I’m gonna have to get back to Tescos to get some doughnuts now. No other cunt in my office buys them. Its only me that gets the rounds in! I try telling myself I’m the better man for it but it doesn’t wash…..
DUMPED into the backwaters of the Europa League where they’re not even seeded.
Just three wins in their last 14 matches and a former manager warning the club is on the bring of meltdown.
They even suffered the ultimate indignity of being relegated to the last game on Match of the Day at the weekend – the slot of shame.
These really are desperate times for Liverpool.
Of course, failure to qualify for the Champions League knockout stages is old news, their fate was decided a fortnight ago.
But failure to qualify for next season’s competition is a different matter altogether.
Graeme Souness, a former Reds boss who knows all about the price of failure at Anfield, believes that could prove the pivotal moment for the entire future of the club.
“What I meant when I made the meltdown comments, is that the club is in a seriously dangerous position financially because the Europa League means nothing to Liverpool,” he said.
“If you don’t play in the Champions League then the best players don’t want to know you, the banks are on your back looking for a different revenue stream and you need millions to just stand still. It is a truly frightening time for their supporters.”
Skipper Steven Gerrard understands what is at stake over the rest of the season – starting with this Sunday’s crucial showdown with Arsenal at Anfield.
But he believes things will improve rapidly now that he, Fernando Torres, Alberto Aquilani and Glen Johnson are fit and firing again after a nightmare run of injuries.
They need to beat Arsenal on Sunday or their rivals will be out of sight in third spot.
And even fourth place will seem like a distant prospect, especially with Manchester City ready to spend heavily in the January transfer window to strengthen their own push for a Champions League place. Gerrard admitted: “We have to turn the corner quickly, we know that – we will be right up for the Arsenal game because we know it will be massive.
“We realise that if we can get three points on Sunday and take it into the Wigan game in midweek, I’m sure we can turn that corner and get ourselves into a better position.
“It is a question of improving, quickly, and getting some results on the board. It’s very disappointing to lose to Fiorentina because we had at least been on a six-match unbeaten run and we wanted to take that into the Arsenal game, because we know how important that is.
“We want to play in the Champions League – we are all desperate to play in it – and we know how important financially it is for the club, so we have to ensure that we can do that by getting the results we need.” Gerrard remains confident Liverpool WILL start to improve dramatically now that he is back to his best form, Torres is back in action and hoping to start against Arsenal, and Aquilani – a £20million summer signing – is finally in contention to be selected.
The problems have been fare more serious than people realise.
Summer signing Johnson has missed several matches with three different injuries, making his settling in period all the more difficult, and Javier Mascherano has suffered from injury and a loss of form following summer interest from European champions Barcelona. “It’s massive to have Fernando back,” said Gerrard.
“He’s our top scorer, he’s our main man and if he stays fit, I’m sure we will move up the league and get in the top four.
“People don’t realise the problems we have had. He would be an important player for any team, and we have been without him for a long time.
“But there is a belief here that now we have got our full strength team back and important people fit, we are good enough to get into the Champions League again.
“That is so important, and it is our aim now.”
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BYE GROOVERS ,…..CU AT ANFIELD!
Nick – “weak minded”……exactly my worry!!
On the mutt note, I have quite a large on my landing between the stairs and the corridor. Its used mainly as the Wrestling ring for me and the dog much to my Mrs’ dislike! I can spend a good hour up their rucking with him. Last night I was talking to the said Mrs when she looked the wall and said whats that?? I’m not if it was me or the dog that punched a whole through the wall but she wasn’t happy either way!!
Wardo… my ex had a dog that I hated…
Their whole family hated me drinking… so I’d had 4 beers sitting round there house… the dog was growling next to my head (Jack Russel) on the seat… They all thought it was funny.
The family leaves the room… the dog comes and sits with me… I give it a stroke to be amicable… the family come back in, the dog rolls onto its back and starts yelping like it had been attacked…
The dad went ‘Pedro,what have you done to the dog!’… I felt like some sort of drunken dog rapist!
Fucking little cunt… played me like a violin…
sharkey
what do u mean by ur comment @12.02?
Pedro 12:21 I’m hoping someone will kick Wenger up the arse in January, walk him to the shops and make him buy something.
If we sent him with my wife, he would come back with Torres, Ya-Ya, Tony Adams, DB10, Maradonna…the lot.
ps all dogs are utter wankers
AK, I was wondering if you could find a longer article to post?
Will Theo make it?
nick – *large AREA on my landing…doh!
TAIG, selfishness can only be combated by selfishness.
Buy the doughnuts, let everyone know you have them… don’t share, eat two… then put the rest in the bin as a show of defiance.
Pedro – Jack Russells are the exception my friend! My nan had one and it was the most violent little cunt you’d ever come across!!
@Pedro….How r u .
I am off for the weekend
Pedro – Right! I’ll do it! But can I eat 4 and put 1 in the bin?
TAIG, I used to work in this office where every friday these two very nice african women used to get home cooked food for everyone. I tell you mate, those were the times. My eyes still water every time I remember that pepper sauce.
Sab – go look at the website, and see if there’s anything familiar/similar…??
I meant it as harmless fun btw….nowt sinister
Taig get a cat the same but with more cardio you have to chase the fuckers before you can kcik em my mrs dont like that either.
that drunk feeling came over me.
We used to live in a flat and my mrs had a cat from before we were together,anyway one night the fucker was scratching to go out on the balcony so i chucked it out just a bit to hard it was an indoors cat and never went out so when she got up and it had gone i knew
two days later she found it down stairs and to this day dont know how it got down stairs
inside – thats the way forwards my friend! We used to have an Italian lad that could make awesome sandwiches and baguettes. Such a shame he was a complete retard when it came to doing any work!!
I am hearing Wenger is looking at getting Sol Campbell back…
AK. You didn;t wrote that yourself..?? Nor all the others ??
I’m very disappointed.
Great story about the dog Ped..??
Nick – ha ha!! My Mrs’ loves our dog but he’s going through a stage where he’s chewing on everything!! Our banisters and door frames are a fucking disgrace and I’ve already filled them in once!! And he can now reach the top of the main pillar of the banisters and has chewed that up to!! I’m starting to think the Mrs’ was right when she said we should get a Chihuahua!!
Sharkey – I dont think AK has suggested he did write that. We all know he’s the Ctrl + C, Ctrl + V king!!
haha Nick…..one mouse.
did the cats get him ??
taig how big is the fucker
reach the top of the balustrade best keep him sweet mate.
Fucking chiuahuah your on the path of almunia with that look
Senderos out Campbell in?
http://www.breakingnews.ie/sport/wenger-campbell-could-return-to-gunners-437892.html
wardo Na i think it just moved out
Sab..it was just an Indian IT guys blog. He’s based in Chennai.
Sharkey, TAIG – Its always weired to read a post that he has actually written. AK is le-grove’s resident News feed.
oh really…what a funny name
Nick – Thats exactly why I said no. She wanted a Chihuahua, I wanted a German Shepard so we compromised and got a Rhodesian Ridgeback!!
He easily gets to my face when he stands on his back legs and I reckon he’s weighing about 60kg at the moment! Big mo fo!
I know TAIG, I’m only pulling his chain a bit.
Funny thing is that occasionally you do see a ‘hand written’ post of that length !!
So sabeel have you fixed the glitch on your PC?
inside – exactly!
sharkey – yeah I usually skip them!
met in the middle thats some good negotiating on your part taig.
Meeting in the middle with my mrs is paying half towards what she wants rather then for all of it
DDM has not yet made an appearance today. He’s probably building up the suspense for his joke.
AK, where are you off to this weekend?
TAIG… one in the bin wont have an impact… what you could do is buy two boxes (Normally BOGOF), and hide the other box in your desk!
SS 13:17 – the summer fight was away from the actual venue so wasn’t witnessed by many. It actually happened when we were climbing railings/fence to get into the road for a taxi…..he slipped and a spike went through his jacket. I laughed cause I thought that was funny. He then accussed me of pushing him once we were both over the fence and walking down the road. He came at me and hey presto…..we were off again. I didnt get choice of where it took place. Didn;t lose the 2nd one though !!
nick – I hope your mrs doesnt read this blog.
insidealbania
it wasnot a glitch in my pc,but something on the blog blocked me to post,i have figured that out
and have a solution for that too,luckily
Nick – ha ha! Trust me, I get 1 deal go my way she gets about 137 before I see one again!! I sold it to her by using the old “you need a big dog in the house for when I work late!” To be fair she cant argue that she doesn’t feel safer with him about!!
sharkey
obama is really scared of bangalore IT
ramsey is xavi in the making. stupidly talented
na she hates football and she has to work hard looking after the brats and cats
Inside, English women are fucking selfish… they never bring anything in.
Actually, a women in my old place of work used to make a pretty naughty fridge cake.
I had to avoid it after I was informed she was putting half a bottle of brandy into the mix.
‘How many drinks have you had son? None sir, just two pieces of fridge cake…’
going over old ground but this £104m wage bill is actually only about £76m on player wages if you look at the accounts and do some rough sums (90.6m is wages with the rest employers Ni and pensions – 38 training staff of which 1 is wenger on 5m and 37 others on 30k say ie 6.1m; 196 admin staff on 25k ie 4.9m; 88 ground staff on 20k ie 1.8m and directors salaries and bonus about 1.6m giving 90.6-6.1-4.9-1.8-1.6 = 76.2m). as for having 62 players sharing this out…..
Pedro….. haha. They are clever things aren’t they.
Hope the next time you were round there you gave it a sly dig to show that you dont forget and wont take shit form no jumped up pup !!!
Pedro – Yeah, very good point that!! I’m still trying to motivate myself to get back to Tesco. In other words I’m trying to convince the office’s novelty Russian employee to make the journey for me!
http://www.sportinglife.com/football/news/story_get.cgi?STORY_NAME=soccer/09/12/11/SOCCER_Arsenal_Campbell.html&TEAMHD=soccer
Taig they will taste better with out the spit, go your self buddy
lol Pedro, that reminds me of this teacher who always had a spiked diet coke bottle on her. She used to take little sips in class. We all knew what was going on and were amazed how the other teachers didnt say anything. Mind you with the kids we had no one could blame her.
Wardo – I’m pretty sure that attitude, adopted by me towards mt Mrs’ family’s Bijon Frise going through an operation on his spine that nearly killed him!! I spend hours every time I see him trying to convince myself otherwise!!
Nick you KNOW that!!!!
That was some poor writing from me there!!
It sounds like Sol Campbell has been impressing in training for Wenger to be considering bringing him back in Jan.
And if Senderos does go, then why not. Sol still looked good for Pompey last year, I still rate him Higher than Silvestre, and again his experience can only be of benefit for those coming through.
You have a Russian? Is she hot?
I knew a Russian at University… unfuckingbelievable looking…
TAIG…. oh shit. You nearly broke his back ???
or have i read that wrong ??
Hope pedro didn’t go out to kill the little sod……just do something like put tobasco on his paws..
Very funny when I do that to the cat and he cleans himself……the faces he pulls is hilarious
i know fish face is a sap but he really did play well against manshitty and done ok in Greece not many bench warmers with his ability would stand not even making the bench on most occasions i think his ok.
Sol is weak minded and would bitch imo in that scenario
Russians have the most beautiful women in the world
Sol has mental problems, I agree with griffin.
Pedro – HE is not, no.
My Mrs’ cousin got married to a Russian not long ago. You wouldn’t believe what goes on at a Russian wedding!! 8 fucking speeches!! 8!! And they just play loads of games all throughout the day. It took me about 4 hours just to eat dinner with all the stop starting!!
they have their fair share of monsters as well though,some are bigger then the russian fellas and they aint small
cheers brownnose
wardo – Im pretty sure it wasn’t me but you never know. Its not like I gave him my best shot.
You must have put selotape on cats paws before! surely! Or if you stick it on there back they think they have to crawl under whatever it is thats touching their back and the opposite if you stick it on their belly!
My god, I sound like someone thats bang into animal cruelty! The reality is I’d find it hard not to kill someone that was being cruel to an animal!
Taig you must be suicidal
Nick – ha ha! The selotape on the paws is funny though. They proper freak out! My sister has cats. She doesn’t invite me round that much and if she does it normally involves a search of my pockets!
Don’t worry about the dog… I accidentally slammed him in the door when he got in my car.
Don’t play cutesy with me you little cunt…
Cats all the way…
Nick, with you on Silvestre. He’s been playing well.
TAIG … that is so funny. No haven’t done that……but being nearly xmas, we’ll be wrapping gifts and he’ll be about and, Thanks to you, he’s gonna find out what selotaps on his back is like. I’ll get it on video and will post it here when its done……
I would never actually hurt an animal……i hate it when you see some fcuking sicko leaving horses, dogs etc to starve to death. Think anyone that does that should be put through the same treatment
being crimbo and loads of tape about i will keep an eye out in case any gets “accidentally” stuck on one of the cats
wardo – agreed on the cruelty thing. Stick the selotape on its side to and it will start walking about like its had 12 Peroni’s in the last hour!!
What have I started!!
pedro just stop agreeing with me people will talk
wardo you know
didn’t see your post before
lmfao TAIG !!!
I’ve never been so enthusiastic about wrapping xmas presents !! cant wait now….
The tobasco one is good though…… just a tiny drop does it but, it normally comes with a bollocking from the mrs !!
Who knew it would be on youtube!!
looks like evryones out there to impress there Mrs
haha Nick….great minds.
Thanks to TAIG, at least two more cats will suffer the selotape gag over the festive period !!!
Taig i aint watching want to see it live
Pedro – I’d be grateful if you denied the RSPCA’s attempts gain my personal details!!
Don’t count the scousers out. They will be tough in their house at Anfield. Torres is back. I love to see the Gunners stick it Rafa and his merry bad of clods. That would be so much fun. Arsenal needs this win as much as the Reds do. I expect it will be a knock down drag out dog fight. Both teams are fighting for their EPL lives. So don’t stick a fork in the Reds quite yet.
Nick – You’ll watch it!
TAIG ….. I’ve been wetting myself at that poor cat.
Trust it to be on a japanese tv show !! they are cruel gits……
wardo – They probably ate it afterwards!!
thats bad manners they shouldn’t play with their food
i look like an Eco now
Pedro: I felt like some sort of drunken dog rapist!
Hahahah made my fucking day, but to be honest, I did have 3 pints and then 2 wisckies during lunch, ohhh the Glenmorangie
I really get the feeling Wenger might dabble with Campbell!!!! “We have 4 CB’s but if 1 goes then we will see”
Pretty sure Senderos will be off so it could well happen!
no sound at work but i watched it to the end expecting some gag
i doubt campbell is any better than silvestre.
taig, love that video
Taig
thats fucking spot on
Always a good’n! That first pic of the ‘thing’ in the Newcastle shirt sets the tone nicely!!
whistling pig alright
talking about animals the smell of a dead one under my floorboards in the bathroom has finally gone. I wish they’d die somewhere else.
cat or mouse GM
mouse or rat nick. Probably rat. Me and my son battered one to death in the kitchen about 3 years ago
There’s loads of rat shit behind the bath panel. They can’t get into my flat but they live under the floor
I doubt Campbell returning,as wenger never signs Ex-players
I could never kill any animal on purpose but i do still have a rabbit, a field mouse and a fucking huge adder to my name!! All a result of landscaping a golf course!! I strimmed open the mouse, lawn mowed the rabbit which was untouched but died from a heart attack I presume and lawn mowed the adder which did get touched and ended up in about 4 individual foot long pieces! Not good!
That vid was top drawer TAIG… so where is this Pig & Whistle place?
Pedro you old mungler! Leave that place well alone!
Try saying Chris de Burgh without sounding like someone with downs saying Christopher.
Taig i used to go shooting rabbits ducks pigeon pheasants ive shoot the lot always felt bad afterwards so moved to clay’s
Duke – I saw that earlier and decided against it!
Nick – ha ha, for a second there I thought you said chavs! That would have been diamond!!
What did Christopher Columbus say to the men before they got on the ship?
“Men, get on the ship.”
hope there arent PETA gooners here
pedroooooooo taigs at your joke book again
I hate all this terrorist business.
I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on the train and think,
‘I’ll have that!’
Nick – No way! He said that one too? The man must have some taste after all!!
Explosion at a pie factory in Huddersfield.
3.14159265 dead.
After hours of drinking heavily, Bob is sitting in a bar when, through his bloodshot eyes, he notices a figure sitting next to him. Feeling very jovial, the bloke turns to the blurry figure and says:
‘Do you want to hear a blonde joke?’
The figure next to him snorts. ‘Listen, mate,’ comes a female voice, ‘I weigh 175 lbs and am the British Women’s kick-boxing champion. I am also blonde. My blonde friend next to me weighs 190 lb and is the Women’s European arm-wrestling champion. Finally, my other friend at the end of the bar weighs 235 lb and is the Women’s World power-lifting champion. She, too, is a natural blonde. Now, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?’
The guy pondered this for a while.
‘Hmmm,’ he replied finally. ‘Not if I have to explain it three times.’
Past, Present and Future walked into a bar.
It was tense.
Very apt for this afternoon:
taig, as I said I had a few, and the boss was in the meeting, so I actually said it out loud, and was pissing myself. The terrorist business is one of my favourite of all time, I think Andy Parsons said it on Mock the Week ages ago, it’s one of the only jokes I like from him, apart from that he is pretty poor.
taig, for your pie factory joke:
The problem with maths jokes is not the jokes themselves, but that if you get them, you don’t have any friends to tell them to.
I was so ugly as a child my mother wouldn’t even breastfeed me! She said she just wanted to be friends
Duke – Good job it was a copy and paste job then!!
what’s going on? I am reading over the web that wenger said he would not rule out bringing Sol Campbell back?
Is that what arsenal football club is about now!! Bringing a player that’s hasn’t played for god knows how long and who is 35 years old and well passed it!! I can’t believe wenger even said he wouldn’t rule in out!!
TAIG, bindipping my jokes claiming credit for your childs homework at parents evening… so, so low…
Guys really try this sometime have a wank in the club and watch the female ratings slump
a previous 8 out of 10 would easily drop to a 5
http://www.vassell.net/Darius/Blog/Blog.html
Fran, did you just suggest having a wank at a football club?
Fran
Pedro horses for courses
Pedro everyone has gone twitter vassell still dont know how to run a blog what a plank
Pedro, no way, hahaha
Twitter is sooo gay it’s unbelievable.
Pedro – Please forgive me!
True Fran, never knock a man and his vices.
Duke, I like it… I don’t have a personal account, but I have a Grove one.
TAIG, it’s your family you have to explain this to…
I bet you’d prefer to be in Tiger Wood’s shoes… it’d be less embarrassing…
Imagine if you were Tiger? You’d cancel the paper, that’s for sure…
Pedro, it’s for little girls to follow celebs, I don’t want to be telling people what I am doing every second of my life. But once again, I don’t even use Facebook or any other of those social websites.
twitter is the worst thing ever!!
rob, my boy
Pedro anytime a skanky gal tries to have a mojito on you and you are finding it hard to get rid just excuse yourself and comeback enlightened
If Tiger is cheating on his Mrs I should definitely be cheating on mine!!
Duke u r antisocial or half a person. 1 in every 1.5 ppl use facebook.
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Jerseygooner Says:
December 11, 2009 at 09:44
67.85% of statistics are made up on the spot
taig, she is a bit weird looking though, I can’t put my finger on it, but something is wrong with her :$
Taig its only cheating if you admit your guilt
Hey Grovers, how goes it?
Just dipping my toe in the water with a few for Pedro before venturing out for fecking Crimbo shopping….
Fran, good spot. 350million FB users… world Population 6 billion.
Duke, if I want to know what Britney’s up to… there should be no problem with that!
TAIG… I don’t know the ins and outs of their marriage… but his wife; as discussed with Geoff, is so hot, she spans generations…
What was he thinking? That fat old waitress was rank!
2 priests at a bucking bronco contest. One priest manages to stay on for 10mins. The other says ‘fuck me how did you manage that’? Priest says ‘Easy mate 1 of the altar boys is an epileptic.’!!!
So I was round my new girlfriends house. We were in the kitchen doing dinner when she asked me to turn on the veg.
Apparently, fingering her disabled sister was not the right move…!
Fran… I think plausible deniability went out of the window on porn star number 8!
1507… my brother gave me that one yesterday… damn… I missed out!
Fran
We had this conversation a few days back, it’s a stalking system, I had an account for about 1 month, found people from back in the day, exchanged emails, and keep in touch that way now, or through MSN.
The bad side of Facebook I shall not go into, it was really ridiculous. As I said, it was all said before.
I guess I am an antisocial half a person.
Which is the odd one out… a shark, a lobster, a crab or a scouser?
The shark.
The other three pinch like fuck & wear shell suits!
Pedro Says:
December 11, 2009 at 15:08
Fran… I think plausible deniability went out of the window on porn star number 8!
Er, I make you correct Pedro!
Man in a hotel lift, accidently hits a womans breast with his elbow. Man apologizes & says “if ur heart is as soft as ur breast u’ll forgive me” woman replies “if ur dick is as hard as ur elbow I’m in room 43………Chamon!
Pedro the no of fb users is not exactly equal to the nos of ppl that actually use it
i have 4 mistress profiles
just kidding
Pedro, what is Britney up to these days?
I was raping a woman the other night and she cried, “Please, think of my children”. So I did………… The kinky bitch!!
I think fuckbook is brilliant! er, er…..I mean facebook, thats it, facebook!!
A fat bloke served me my food in mcdonalds today. He said ‘sorry about the wait’ I replied don’t worry you fat cunt you’ll lose it eventually’!!
Bloke goes into a doctor’s office and says, ‘Doctor, i’m not gay or anything, but everytime I look in the mirror I get a hard on’ doctor says, ‘I’m not surprised, you look like a cunt’!!!
Facebook: Because following little girls in real life is just too dangerous.
http://www.filehurricane.com/viewerthumbnails/52200823038PM_494.jpg
http://twitpic.com/2oiy
tiag, you dirty old dog
ha ha, right homies, I’m off!!
Peace out!!
Franchise, in the business… we call it a bat account… to go with the bat phone.
Check my texts all you like darling, you have the wrong phone
taig, have a great weekend, let’s stuff the bindippers. See you Monday…
DDM 15:12
im gonna use that next time im in mcd’s they all eat more then they sell and use that line…..its on 
Taig later its been emotional
Colombian farmer castrates himself.
It is a man’s worst nightmare but for Colombian farmer Luis Alfonso Sanchez it seemed the logical thing to do.
Colombian farmer castrates himself.
It is a man’s worst nightmare but for Colombian farmer Luis Alfonso Sanchez it seemed the logical thing to do.
The forty year old decided to castrate himself to avoid cheating on his wife who refused to have sex with him.
Mr Sanchez had performed the act on many of his animals in the past and believed the procedure would be as easy for him saying: “I’ve castrated pigs, cats, dogs and three days later they are healed.I thought that’s what it was going to be like with me. I had practice with animals, so I went ahead, put some pressure on it, and cut them to remove them by force!”
“When I saw that I could no longer count on her (his wife), so that I would’t keep bothering her, I made the decision to cut my testicles off because I am a Christian and did not want to go look for another (partner).”
The man is being treated at Santander Hospital where Dr. Javier Martinez said he is still healing: “He still has an escroto-penial hematoma. He’s been looked at by the urology department, and they found a complete absence of the testicles.”
According to doctors, Sanchez’s wounds have become infected.
Two guys are stranded in the desert dying of thirst. As they’re walking along they see a little shack. They run up to it and knock on the door. This big, fat, hairy, smelly, ugly, lady answers.
The first man tells the lady about their situation and begs her for a drink.
The women says, “Sure, if you fuck me.”
The first man replies, “I would rather die in this desert, then sleep with your fat smelly ass.”
The second man wants to live and agree’s to do the deed. The second man and the women enter the shack, leaving the first man outside. The women says, “fuck me then!”
The man agrees to do it only if she will close her eyes. He looks around the shack and sees a table full of corn on the cob. He picks one up, fucks her with it and throws it out the window. The women opens her eyes and asks for it again.
The man agrees and repeats the deed. The women is finally satisfied and agrees to give the man and his friend some water. The man calls his friend in and informs him that the women is going to give them some water.
The friend replies, “Fuck the water, I want some more of that buttered corn.”
Nick, that is crazy, you got a link for that?
see it on msn what a nutter
Crazy, anyway I am out, have a nice weekend all.
laters Duke have a good one buddy
What a bitch…
thank god for ddm. love the veg one
was that darius vassell thing a pisstake?
that nostalgia’s a thing of the past
laters duke ans taig
Afternoon all,
Pedro, gave a link to you earlier matey.
DRUMROLL PLEASE…………
Husband says to wife,
“Do you fancy playing a rape game?”
“NO” screams the wife,
“Thats the spirit” he replys.
nice one Wrighty, spat my drink out reading that.
wrighty 7 nice entry
haha, top effort Wrighty!
I’ll link you into tomorrows!
wrighty
what could be the cost of Adriano if we go to buy him
sabeel I think he is free
free ??? how come?
he was contracted to Inter, then because of his personal issues went on loan in Brazil, and his contract with Inter is running out. I am not 100% sure but I think that is the case.
his another one best left alone good on hid day but out his nut most nights and weak minded too much baggage imo next
Just heard Tiger woods ‘could’ be quitting golf
‘I want to extend his contract so that shows you how patient I am.’
Pedro, I hope he doesnt show this kind of patience to the deadwood we have and this whole kids thing.
wenger quote in connection to dean ashton retiring.
“I used to say that the first quality of a good football player is that they have a good health and we forget that many times.”
of course now he doesn’t give a flying sh#t and signs any old injury prone player…
Sabeel, he wont quit golf! haha!
Inside, I’m glad Wenger shows patience and uses his injuries as an excuse every year.
Cheers Pedro!
Sabeel, he would only require big wages and probably a signing on fee mate.
HOW ABOUT THIS,
Last night I was set upon by three guys down an alley.
I managed to knock one out………
Not the best time for a wank I know but it could have been my last!
W7 PedroooooOOOO HIS NICKING YOUR JOKES ASWELL NOW
Ha ha, has Pedro told this one then?
YES but we all thought it was true
Oops! Yellow card for me!
Wrighty u are bindipping from the bindipper
Wrighty
thanks mate,i doubt we gonna buy this jan any striker
..
hey i can see on feb-1, arseanl.com saying
“Bendtner would be just a like a new signing” right
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Pedro Says:
December 11, 2009 at 16:27
Sabeel, he wont quit golf! haha!
Pedro,
Apparently, Tiger woods wants to prove that he is serious of his wife,family life by quitting real love i.e ‘golf’ so that he can give more time to his family,and save his marriage
Franchise, I’m afraid to say yes!
Too true Sabeel!
He is going to have to buy her one big bunch of flowers if he wants forgiveness!
Pedro, I’m sure one of his many bird(ie)s is probably a florist.
Perhaps he could get a discount?
I’m the joke king these days… everyone is stealing my material… it’s no shame Wrighty
Tiger made a big mistake. If you that rich you shouldnt be monogamous. Look at what men on the dole get away with
Pedro Says:
December 11, 2009 at 17:05
He is going to have to buy her one big bunch of flowers if he wants forgiveness!
Have u been successful in using this “Tired & Tested” formula,Pedro
Pedro Says:
December 11, 2009 at 17:07
I’m the joke king these days… everyone is stealing my “material…”
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Pedro,
Is it not your originals? i thought it is not Ctrl-C,Ctrl-V
well pedro,u used word “material” there right
Sabeel, I wouldn’t get caught!
think he should do what the colombian farmer did to show his love then golf will be the only thing involving balls he does
Thanks Pedro.
I was halfway through scrubbing myself with bleach to pay for my sins until I read your comment.
Now wheres that milk……………..
If I was Tiger I’d just dump the missus anyway.
He might lose half his money but he’d still be loaded and be able to shag any bird he wants.
Go on Tiger! Play the field!
Pedro,
beware,
There is a saying
40 days thieve will be caught one day
Wrighty,
Tiger is just a victim of his own popularity….
if it was any normal man,he wouldnt go so much embarassement as tiger is going under..
Dont know why tiger should feel guilt,we all know,in this age,Most men/women are disloyal
Misuse of Power is very easy…
sabeel thats true real power is too not use it
Beckham turned it all around after banging Rebecca Loos so Tiger can.
yes but skinny spice ownes his balls now
Ha ha, does she keep them in a jar?
Beckams may have perfect the art of something there
na on a necklace
laters all
Just saw your article on Adriano Wrighty.
Not a bad shout that mate
Cheers Pat,
I just think for free? What more do you want really? Its well worth a gamble.
He has had some personal issues but I reckon he is still a bargain for someone.
I can just see it mate. West Ham sign him and he is the bollocks. He signs for United for £15m and wenger tells us we could have had him.
Just like Ronaldo, Ibrahimavic, etc!
Agree about Adriano. He might turn out amazing.
He’s big,strong only 27 and FREE!
Go on Wenger….
Just copied a comment from your site Wrighty….
Please, anyone who wants Adriano must be out of their mind. I’m brazilian and he’s a mess, believe me. He has no commitment whatosever, and his words shouldnt be believed. He said after leaving inter he wouldnt play football for awhile, then less than a week later he had signed for flamengo. he missed training lots of time and i dont think thats the kind of player we want at Arsenal. We want someone who represents the values of the club and that’s NOT Adriano. i feel sorry for any club that signs him, he’s trouble.
He might be another Adebaywhore…. Unsettling all our players!?
Maybe it would be better just to spend some money?
Senderos is definately off and it seems like Wenger will but Campbell…Not sure about that one
The thing with the Striker situation is that we all know what we really need
And that is our very own Torres or Drogba. Two players spring to mind on that, Dzeko who whilst is a bit of a risk, I personally believe would score shed loads with the creativity at the club. The other is David Villa who is proven at the highest level, and is not even cup tied.
The problem is we know only too well that Wenger won’t buy either of those players, and that is why I cling onto the hope that we might pull in an Adriano in the hope that we can get away with doing it on the cheap. He is a risk, but what are the alternatives in Wengers plans? Apart from no one.
Ironic commentary about Ashton from Wenger…
“The first quality of a good football player is that they have good health and we forget that many times.”
Did he forget Bitchslap?
Luv the swedish brunett at 0:31
having a bag of marmite crisps in honour of eboue et al
Just had a listen to the Arseblog Arsecast, and I have to say I agree with most of what the interviewee was saying about TW14. If any of you get a chance, I recommend giving it a listen.
It seems Theo is the new Marmite then.
Zeus, I’ve been rolling with that idea for ages… he’s dined off that hattrick for far too long…
http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/wenger-no-need-for-campbell-at-the-moment
Fookin amazing. Gallas and TV5 we know but beyond them you have a frenchman who is long past it and against top quality opposition is way out of his depth and a Swiss who can’t even make the bench anymore.
Its statements like these that makes you question Wenger’s sanity. We all know that 1 of Tv5 or Gallas (maybe both depending on how cruel faith is) will get injured for a long stretch. Whats he thinking…..
Is eddie fit?
Will Arsh play CF again?
Wenger says
“But at the moment we have no need to sign anybody”.
That just what I didn’t want him to say!
He better bear in mind that he will have no job if he wins nothing again this season!
Eddie is fit and I would think that Arshy would play CF, he has done a lot better there than Dudu has imo.
I would think the front three will be;
Walcott–Arshy–Nasri
Seeing Eduardo has been injured he may not start?
Diaby will also be back for Sunday :S
Real Madrid star Cristiano Ronaldo is reportedly the world’s quickest footballer according to German publication Der Spiegel.
The study claims the former Manchester United winger is quicker than Bayern Munich’s Arjen Robben, Arsenal’s Theo Walcott, and Manchester United’s Wayne Rooney.
The report reckons Ronaldo reaches an average speed of 33.6 kilometres per hour (20.88 mph), marginally ahead of Robben who is measured at 32.9 kph.
Making up the top five is Arsenal forward Robin Van Persie with an average speed of 32.1 kph.
Interesting that 4 out of the 5 are white…
But Wallnut played 90 mins on wednesday.
He might not start too
How many of the top 5 sprinters are white?
0 I think…
Robin Van Persie
pedro, I don’t believe that.
RVP is not faster than Eto’o.
Also, Rosicky ran a longer distance and caught up with CR in one of our games against the Mancs, and Rosicky is slow.
I never thought CR was that fast. Fuck me, CLichy ALWAYS got back to recover against CR.
Bad study. Rooney isn’t in the top 5 either.
I thought RVP was slow?
zeus, do you not know how to read? Wenger said as long as he has 4 CBs, theres no need.
Senderos is off in January, 200% sure about that.
I think we’ll sign Campbell
He is Samir. That study is a joke. Nike once made a study which said Rooney and Bentley are both just as fast as Walcott. Ridiculous.
RVP is pretty quick, he was the second fastest at Euro’s 08
Ronaldo was running with the ball, clichy was running to him without it, obviously he was going to reach it.
Choy, not always. When CR makes a run Clichy always caught up with him to contain. This was before he had the ball.
The study is inaccurate cause not every footballer uses his top speed often. CR depends on it, Messi doesn’t.
The studies are done only once in ONE game. Depending on the style of a player, top speed may never be used. League also comes into account.
Studies like this are more often than not bullshit. NIKE’s Mercurial Vapor project was a disaster. SO inaccurate. They received heavy criticism.
This is some unknown German publication ffs
pat
i think wenger will convert one of his left backs – promote eboue or play silvestre regularly or promote bartley etc .. prior to buying a CD
what happens to JD next year ???
nar he wont buy a CD …
he wants to convert song also to CD …
if rambo comes of age he might do it …
we will be lucky to get a striker ..
so i hope he gets one of quality ..
thats the best we can hope for currently ..
@ Pat
I will jump off a 10 story building head first if Wenger buys a CB EVEN if Senderos leaves.
You should know better by now. We’ve all heard this before.
is this top speed thing with / or without the ball at your feet ?
id say without …
as 33km/ph plus controlling the ball would be hard to gauge ..
well said zeus …
Why would he want to convert Song into a CD,when he has apparently improved so much as a DM.Enough with this tinkering.
@ Jaguar
So that he can fit Denilson and Diaby in midfield to partner Fab4.
I find it ridiculous Zeus.Why is he so insistent on playing a couple of marmites everytime.He was more concerned about Diaby’s injury than RVP’s,FFS.
Pat.. how many games has ronaldo won against clichy.
That is a more interesting stat.
Wenger has a point to prove. He wants to be able to say that he didn’t falter, he wasn’t a populist, he was a steady hand at the wheel when everyone was slating him to buy buy buy.
He wants to say a man of strong belief and character that sticks to his guns in the face of extreme criticism is someone to be revered. A pity that he decided to be like this with some of the current lot though.
I for one expect MAYBE a striker in January and nothing else.
I fink nil Choy.
I dont think his stubbornness would be vindicated at the end of the season,Zeus. AKB’s keep ranting about how he safely he is managing our finances. At the sametime,they overlook his obvious shortcomings from a managerial point of view,which is indeed disturbing.
Ronaldo has scored against us even when clichy plays so..
I was talking about the matches United have won Choy.I dont think they have won any when that diving fairy played against Clichy.
choy, whats your point? Ronaldo never, and I mean NEVER got the better of Clichy. Clichy’s debut was when he struggled against a young CR, but after that…nothing.
CR scored against us when he switched flanks and Clichy wasn’t marking him anymore.
To be honest, CR had one good performance against us and I wouldn’t even call it that. Almunia is shit and one was a counter(which he excellently startedd might I add).
Ronaldo has always been Clichy’s bitch.
Valencia and Lennon always caused Clichy more problems than CR
Pat, Castrol found similar findings… similar results came out of the study after the Euro’s that had Robin second.
Der Spiegel conducted this study… you can’t just call it shit.
I can’t believe for a second Rosicky can keep up with Ronaldo… the guys is mustard!
True Pat.The only time Ronaldo scored against Clichy was in 2007-08,was a tap in at the Emirates,when he was rather playing centrally.Clichy always had the upper hand over Gaynaldo.
And arsenal have been ronaldo’s bitch!
Pat Says:
December 11, 2009 at 20:59
Valencia and Lennon always caused Clichy more problems than CR
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Ronaldo always tried to beat any defender for pace,whereas the likes of Lennon would cross ball without any flimsy work on the flanks.
Pat, such and over the top assessment there.
Ronaldo has owned us on more than one occassion… I don’t think he’s anyones bitch…
You’ve only got to look at his build and how he runs to see that he is going to be faster than Clichy and Rosicky.
Right, I’m off to bed before I get into a debate about Rosicky being faster than Ronaldo…
Geez, here we are discussing one of the worlds best players and how clichy rapes him every time.. One who scored 2 against us in the CL semi final..
Lets discuss how diaby is going to perform on sunday instead.
Arsenal have been Ronaldo’s bitch?
What games do you watch? One game, CL Semi at the Emirates.
Otherwise, he was always pants against us. Scoring a tap in after Saha and Evra do all the hard work(once Theo came one, mind you) is nothing special.
Toure shut him down when he plaed RB ffs!!
Normally, Arsenal have almost always kept Ronaldo quiet. You obviously don’t watch the games.
Rosicky V Ronaldo foot race. (Ronaldo with ball)
Let’s discuss something else pat!
choy, did Clichy play in the semifinal, no he didn’t! 2 goals. One of which was a gift from Almunia.
I never said Rosicky is faster, I just said CR is not that fast.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DlcBr5LZe4
I don’t care that CR had the ball. According to the “stats”, he’s just as fast with the ball as without it cause he kicks it far in front, unlike Messi.
Rosicky had a much longer route to run and he is VERY slow. Even with the ball, CR should smoke him. Torres, Robben, Theo would never give Rosicky a chance even with the ball.
BAM!
No, no topic changing. Rosicky is slow as hell!lol
Ball or no ball, SAF, the stats, etc have said CR is just as fast with the ball than without it.
Diaby Perform? Yet to see that happn.
Ronaldo had only one good game against us,and it was the CL semis last season,and Clichy didnt play that game.
Its not often you reach the semifinals of the CL.
Diaby Perform? Yet to see that happn.
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Bingo.There you go David
diaby will rule the middle earth on sunday
Rosicky today is as fast as silvestre.
Now we’re getting somewhere
Diaby usually has his “better games” after he comes back from injury.
His best performance for us, ever, was at OT this season. The OG took away the MOTM performance for him. United couldn’t stop him, they didn’t know how to deal with him.
Shame. I thought that game would propel him onwards, but looks like he just got lucky! The OG didn’t help either
I wish fab were fit that day, diaby wouldn’t have started!
Diaby was our best player that day, so not sure what you’re on about Choy. He’s normally shit, but give credit where its due.
Off topic but here’s a good video of what Theo.
Has the number 14 T shirt cursed or something?
How can you be the best player when you lack the concentration and score an own goal?
Its not the sunday league, it is professional football!
NOne sense PAt
Our only avenue of creativity was Arshavin. Scored the goal and almost created the second with that miracle save off of Van P.
Diaby wasnt playing like his usual shite self but lets not go and say that he was MOTM now.
He only woke up after the own goal and went past 3-4 utd players and …. wait for it… missed
My concern is Wenger handing out all these contracts to players who have barely even proven themselves and done absolutely nothing.
And he’s offering Rosicky a new contract WTF for? Bastard might get injured the next 3 years. Jeez.
Why not Extend Arshavin’s contract?
Or here is an incredible idea. How bout we extend Fab4′s contract?
Rosicky has done fuck all..
I’m even more pissed at him when he let tevez score at city..
Its time to let him go.
fab4 has till 2014 but i don’t bother making it 2018
The best players score own goals. What point are you trying to make?
JT and Rio have never reached Carragher’s level, imo, and he scores more own goals than anyone I know.
We have pussy centerbacks who don’t throw themselves at everything so the opposition scores either way.
Arshavin was good, but still average against them. Scored a goal that any other keeper in the league would save, bar Almunia.
Miracle save? Not really. Good positioning, I think so.
One fuck up leading to a chain of fuck ups.
Wenger fucked up with Flamini now he’s paranoidly signing every gobshyte to a new contract….Denilson got a new deal.
Really?
hahah CHoy, you are clueless. Blaming Rosicky for tevez going past 3 Arsenal defenders and scoring?
For your information, almost EVERY goal scored comes after one of your players lose the ball. FACT.
Song, Eboue and some other dud didn’t even attempt to challenge Tevez. Blame them. There was no way Rosicky could recover once Bellamy got in front of him. he started running, but stopped once he got blocked.
PLUS, he saw 2 defnders closing in on tevez. If you’ve ever played football, you’d know that Rosicky was not responsible for that man anymore. and his job is to go centrally and try to help out on a cross if one comes in.
Miracle save…lucky save…whatever you want to call it…Diaby has never been the MOTM…was he on his way to being it? Ofcoarse not.
If you actually saw what rosicky was trying to do and how he lost the ball, it would make more sense, but since you didn’t, I suggest you find highlights of the game.
He didn’t lose the ball in the middle of the park.. FYI.
I would say about 60%, so if you lose the ball, you are going to just depend on your defenders to get it back? Thats why we are not champions.
The entire team needs to defend.
You are always responsible to get back the ball if you happen to lose it. That too in your own half!
CHoy, I watch every game. I never said the ball was lost in the middle of the park. It was lost at the RB spot, but further up.
And yes, when Rosicky saw 2 Arsenal defenders closing down Tevez, he was not responsible for him anymore. His job was to go pick up another player. Why would we have 3 players on 1 guy?
Thats what they call magnet football, you know, when 5 yrs olds all run towards the ball like its a magnet.
That goal was al Eboue’s and Song’s fault. What kind of challenge was that from Song? It was laughable. The most pathetic attempt of a challenge I’ve seen for awhile.
Yes you are, but not if someone else (2 defenders in this case) picks up the man. Then you go central, towards the pen. box, and pick up someone else cause naturally, Eboue and Song should have dealed with Tevez and the worst outcome would have been a cross.
I think that bendtner is my favourite arsenal player. I love him so much, he can easily be our number 9.
I see when clichy collapsed and fell on his face from little or no pressure and allowed button face to pick the ball up and breeze past everyone for a sloppy curled shot that Almunia didnt attempt.
Tell me…was that it wasnt Clichy’s fault..
We could really use bendtner right now
It was CLichy’s fault no shit, but it can happen to anyone. A slip, I’ve seen Evra, Maldini, everyone make mistakes such as that, especially if their lazy teammates don’t open up for them.
It goes both ways though. What the fuck were the CBs doing? Backing off? Brilliant!
Damn ive never seen a more shite video. Half the time it isnt even football.
Well thats rather idiotic…seeing that both of them gave the ball up at similar areas on the pitch and somehow its not Rosicky’s fault?
David, CLichy didn’t have cover so he had to come back. The CBs didn’t help him either. Not to mention Clichy wasn’t under pressure.
Song and Eboue were both immediately on Tevez and he got past both of them, the 2 DEFENDERS.
A LWB or RWB isn’t as responsible as the CDM or a CB when he loses the ball in the final 3rd. Its the CDMS or CBs job to fill that space while the fullback comes back.
What are we going to use Bendtner for? To cross on the right wing to Eduardo?
Clichy is a defender, Rosicky is a midfielder. Its quite different when you lose the ball as a defender. Idiotic comparison, as Rosicky had more than enough cover behind him. What footballer would triple team a player when he sees 2 teammates already on him?
Thats fucking stupid and no footballer in the world would do that.
I’m sure Nick would play CF with RVP out
David, you’re always anti-bendtner. So shut up when I am talking about bendtner.
Ah thats where we disagree pat…Everybody should get back to defend especially the one that loses the ball
Every time “Nick” plays CF he’s been quite shite. Why do you think he plays RW?
Rosicky being a midfielder has absolutely fuck all to do with the position he lost the ball on the pitch.
Really Pat these are shocking arguments ure trying to make here.
Its like saying a CF loses the ball in the 18 yarder and its not his fault cuz hes a striker…. really?
And Rosicky has been playing so deep in all these games that he might as well be a CB.
He never plays CF for arsenal, in denmark he played CF and he scored much goals there.
Yes dutchman…passion misplaced i feel.
The coach of Denmark mustve felt Bendy was getting shite in his CF position too and thats why he moved him out wide in his last 2 games for his country!
Not to mention the fact that he was one of the senior players on the pitch!
And what does he do? back off the challenge! brilliant!
nice video eh david
Anyways…I more than anyone else i am fucking estatic that piece of shite is injured. If he was healthy we’d have been completely fukd and have had to really on his exquisite finishing to see us through to the tittle.
Now we have a chance to buy a real CF.
C’Mon Arsene! C’Mon Arsenal!
yoooooooooooo
16 goals last season.
This was the season for Bendy…… Then he got injured.
15 goals last season.
At least no Arsenal players are going to play a friendly
Ok 15 sorry.
PAT
the reason song will be a CD ,is 1stly because wenger said so !, & denilson /ramsey, even nasri was mentioned pre – season to take over the DM role …
songs going to the ACN so you need another player to step up pat .. we cannot have someone go missing every 2nd year at a critical period of all comps .
(had we still been in the C.C ) !
this was the season for bendtner,it will never be ”the season”for him because he is shite,simple
hehehe choy your starting to sound like me
what time is it there?
Perhaps im a bit strong on Bendtner but i dont believe he will be “ready” until another 3-4 years…all the while he is playing in every facking competition fathomable for Arsenal and to think it takes him this many games to improve makes me believe he’s quite shyte.
How many youngsters get that kinda chance?
If Wenger does sign Campbell I won’t be happy.
Imagine our 5 CB’s being Gallas(32) Vermaelen(24) Silvestre(32) Campbell(35) Djourou(22)
Having Silvestre,Campbell and Gallas would mean trouble…..
All injury prone, and they could not play week in week out…
What is Wenger turning our club into?
Have we always been this bloody tight?
He’s on a very very tight rope.
and rightly so thou choy , weve waited long enough !
this promise of wenger might NEVER turn good !?
its not like waiting for a bus is it ..
sooner or later a bus will turn up ..
with wenger it might never show …
you need to have 100% faith in wenger … OR the other side of the coin is you now have
‘ 0% trust’ in wenger because of all the bullshit fed to us for the past 4-5 years ..
AA up front – has to be the short term option for wenger ..
If we can afford to give Bendtner, Denilson, Vela, Song, Jack, all 5-6 year contracts…there is no possible way we are tight. Not to mention Robbin (deservedly) Eduardo (question marks there) and Rosicky (anyones guess)
Next thing you know.
ALmunia will sign a new contract.
This is when you know to make it at Arsenal you have to underperform.
5. 33 am choy .. sun up in 30 minutes
pasted out last night early
from a beer comatose !
Literally, a short option.
Hope Arsh has a blinding game
He signed one in the summer David
david
haha! yes dont laugh, ill give you even odds on that
Its been awhile here on Le Grove hasn’t it ethan?
Lol David
choy say it isnt So! PLEASE SAY IT ISNT SO!
“I am very happy,” said Almunia, who made two important saves in Arsenal’s 1-1 Champions League draw with Liverpool on Wednesday. “I have extended my contract and I hope to be here for a long, long time.
“I talked to my wife and I said I did not want to go back to Spain to play. Hopefully I can finish my career here.
“Football can change your life in one second. At the start of the season, I was not playing. But football changed my life again and now I am one of the happiest men around.”
sure has choy ,
shame the whole time weve been on Le Grove we’ve had no silverware or accolades to feel proud of !
pure frustration and anger.. shite..
with some sparkles of joy!
Arshavin, William Gallas, Cesc Fabregas, and Armand Traore have all recovered from knocks picked up against Stoke last week. Eduardo (thigh) had not quite recovered from his injury but Abou Diaby (calf) is expected to be included in the squad for the Merseyside trip.
only doom and gloom , that is of course unless your A
his mouth is still watering from watching
nik b – ade in the front line
or tipping man U to finish 6th this season !
geez if man U are finishing 6th , we will be lucky to not get relegated
Now I’m going for;
_________Shit Al__________
Sagna–Gallas–Vermy–Traore
_____Fabregas–Song–Diaby___
__Nasri–Arshavin–Walcott__
Alright folks.. off for now..
Night all..
David, Ethan, Samir and Pat.. have a nice day!
Gallas is not injury prone.
Bendtner is a great CF for Denmark and he played out wide in the last game because the coach was so impressed with his form for Arsenal.
Same goes to RVP playing CF for Holland.
samir rosicky isnt out is he ?
id go the same in a 4-4-2
but no diaby = rosicky in …
other than that a sound line up ..
oh and fab 2 for big gay A l
pat
just not sure how wenger can bring Nik B on as a player (afford the down time ) when things are getting desperate for him . He needs to get results soon or i can feel a revolt on our hands ..
Rosicky is out, Ethan. 8-10 days
theo is the 3rd fastest player in the world followed by robin VP
Anyone else using veetle, got a trojan after installing?
Not me Zeus, but I have a mac so it might be different. Not sure though. I doubt you got it from veetle though
I didn’t get one. I’m very scared of downloading these programs but I did it last week and it was perfect, deleted it after the game but I’m hearing now that the new version has a trojan attached to it.
If you’re hearing that, then don’t download it./ Try looking for the older version. It should still work, no?
OR check comments on a different download link.
I love you Ethan
Once again I asked you to call it….you said….
“It might be a draw… or a loss… or maybe we could win if Wenger puts out the right team….”
You went on to say that you haven’t made a wrong prediction since Sunderland…
You are like a pissed up Grandad
you talk nothing but total, 100% hedgebetting shit but we love you for it.
so we might win lose or draw right???
Good work gramps.
Ethan,
Would it be disrespectful if I called you “Twatpah”, as in “Grandpa” from now on?
You have taught us younger (85 years old or less) Grovers so much about “soccerball” (the English ball game) that I feel tribute is due.
Here’s a Christams song I wrote many years ago, it seems so appropriate now, I think I wrote it with you in mind Ethan…
It goes a little something like this…
“Twatpah, we love you…Twatpah, we do…
Even though you talk real shit…we still laugh at you…
one day, when we’re older, we’ll look back and say…
there’s no-one quite like Ethan he is clearly thick and gay…
God bless us all Ethan… I mean…Twatpah!
Merry Christmas!
you prick.
Just kidding Ethan
I mean “Twatpa”!
Seriously I am just kidding Though Ethan
You Twat
Just Kidding
lol
Its unfair to blame Liverpool for losing against Fiorentina. Despite Benitez saying they were really up for it, I doubt the players shared the same thoughts.
Why would they be up for it? They were out of the competition already.
It’ll be a tough game. We have to make sure we take control from the start. They’ll try closing everyone down as quick as possible, like they did against United.
AND, that is usually the only way to beat us, unless we beat ourselves.
dick breath i said we would lose !
draw at best !
do your own ‘grand-pa type brain cells’ remember me giving you 65 % loss – 35 % win stats ..
fuck me what more do you want from me ?
a blood test and me to predict who scores the fuckers too ??
hey … whats your prediction you senile stat forgetting Cnut
maybe you’d like the time of goals also ?
Pat
liverpool are always up for playing us ..
remember their dreadful run a couple of years back when raffa was under fire and we played em over 2 legs in the C.L quarter’s .. it changed the end of there season and them beating us and moving on relieved some pressure on raffa … and we were a better team then with hleb – flamini and cesc (theo) dominating the midfield back then too.
wenger would probably take a point if it was offered to him right now !
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/l/liverpool/8408904.stm
and it looks like he’s coping more shit so expect stiff resistance tomorrow ..
klinnsman for the new liverpool boss within the next 5 years …
Morning all new post!
Am I the only person who thinks Diaby should play in the striker role with Arshavin playing just off him? To me, Diaby is tall, strong and is the most underrated finisher at Arsenal…
Come on Arsene, you know it makes sense…!!!