This is the bit I can never figure, a week ago fat Frank had a thigh strain, he was out of the England squad and out of the Arsenal game, then Robin gets injured and decides to go in for horse placenta treatment, then Fat boy does likewise and now he’s back for the Arsenal game, Gallas gets a black eye and he’s doubtful.
If that’s true then it’s unbelievable, how can he be doubtful for a black eye??? Well I hope it’s not true because he will be up for this game and his partnership with Vermaelen is looking awesome, to play this without our forward line is slightly dodgy, to play it without our defence is suicidal.
What is it about Arsenal and injured players? It’s like every game something happens, new boot technology can’t have made all our footballers weeds, they are far fitter than they used to be, why are they always out?
Why does it only ever seem to be Arsenal players?
Anyway we have home advantage, we have the crowd, we have a 100% record this season, and we need to win this to stay in the race, 11 points down in December I think will be a bridge to far, we need to win, win well, and send a message out to the Premiership that they aren’t as good as Sky Sports are telling everyone, and to be honest the Mancs were the better team.
Considering we were better than the Mancs at their gaff, we ought to beat the chavs, I don’t think giving Drogba a dig in the ribs would be the worst idea, and I’d love to see him having a fit again, that was truly pathetic. When I did my ribs, I just got up and poured myself a lager, what a wimp he is.
Well Anelka returns to the Grove this weekend and I for one so wish we had signed him, we could have had him for half of what we sold the whore for, I still think he’s one of the top 5 in the world, ho-hum.
News today is that Dubai is on the brink of titsupness, they want to delay their £35 billion debt on their world development that many EPL footballers invested in, twats, anyone could see that would never fly, still the question I have is will that affect us? The money they paid was up front, so we’re okay there, what chance though we can slide out of it and rebrand ourselves the Coors Light stadium and finally pay off the stadium debt?
Something to think about, have a great day Grovers, today I’m playing golf!
Le Grove is now smart phone compatible!
Pedro
Geoff
Booom
PLUS,
I hate “office virus scans” of my PC,cant be disabled
Second
Where are You all
Hattrick
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How?
Chelsea Match is the defining match..common Arsenal…screw the chavs off
Morning All/Sabeel!
What a day of football to look forward to on Sunday!
Plus its the Jersey Arsenal Supporters Club Christmas dinner so i get to go out on the piss all day, watch 3 games of football, and then a game of poker at the end of it all! Add a couple of ladies and you’ve got the perfect day
Good post as well Geoff
Apparently Gallas’ eye is so swollen, he can’t get his contact lenses in. That’s why he might not play.
Geoff
good post.
I seriously am damn frustrated with this Injury situation…
shit…like we bloody suffer every damn match…
cant remember a run of 4-5 games where we never got players injured …
If we beat them 1-0 and play badly, I won’t mind at all. A last minute goal headed in will do just fine.
Sabeel – Know your limits! I had to ‘self-exclude’ from the top spotting……be careful, it will take over your life!! In fact I think it already has!!
Geoff – I think Gallas will play. The swelling will go down by Sunday and he wont wanna be seen to be ducking this game!! He’ll be right up for it! Did Frank actually have that Placenta treatment or was that a rumor started on here??
As for the whole Dubai/stadium thing, if there is any chance we can duck out of a deal, keep the money and then make more we need to be 100% ruthless and do it! Hopefully Stan’s keen business since in the world of development and property will make sure we exert as much pressure as we can!!
Finest – Amen to that!
Hello Jersey,
i hope ur day out ends with our victory jersey
They should have taken him off earlier, it’s risky playing him with bruised tissue when he’s expected to go for headers.
“Coors Light Stadium”?!? Blechh. I only drink Coors when they’re stolen from my brother. Why not Amstel or Stella or you guys’ favorite Peroni (which they just got in my local cold beer and wine, and I must say is quite good, but awfully overpriced)
tony
u r right about obsession “taking over daily life”.
But i have overcome far worst syndrome recently…hence i am still indulging in it…
tony where exactly r u located
finestcuts…
i would like a owngoal from a player whose name matches with u mate
Sabeel – Basically London me old fruit! You?
Anyone for the Asahi Stadium?? Actually sounds pretty good I think!! Mind you, I don’t fancy the headache you would get after every match day even if it is worth it!!
morning all.
Firstly, part of the reason we have injuries is cause we’re too honest.
I said a week ago that Fat Frank would play against us. Reason for this is his “injury” was no where near as bad as chelski said it was. The rumour about him going all placenta was from The Sun.
We should claim a few injuries around international breaks (especially the friendly games – RVP was injured in a friendly) then have our players fully fit after.
Cant get his contacts in?…
Why cant he be bloody given those ‘fit-in’ specs that Edgar Davids wears?….
Is our medical team really serious?….
wardo – I completely agree mate!! How many times do we have to watch Gerrard come up with a mystery injury before an international game only to hear that twat Benitez tell us he should be fir for Liverpool’s game though! Meanwhile Theo is getting fucked regularly!!
I think in about 10years it’s going to come out that Chelsea have been steadily replacing players’ bones with Russian bionic machinery.
Either that or we just have the worst medical & physio department in the league…
tony ,
am in Bangalore mate…
I feel,At times,Comparatively distance is playing a role in the internet speed..
geographically,Being in london makes person more closer to Host server,right…
why dont we name the stadium after Arsene wenger, he has changed the way we play football..
And by the way, all that is wrong with Gallas is a black eye – if it is swollen like a boxer then they should’ve got a BOXING medical specialist in and do what they always do. Cut the wound open, drain the fluid and tape it up.
FUCKING MAN UP!
This attitude only comes to players with a silly amount of talent and players that are soooo good losing a leg wouldn’t hinder them!! I love Cesc.
http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11670_5723794,00.html?
Morning all
TAIG….and Lpool, Mancs and chavs have been doing it for years now !! years !!
What is all this bout our stadium sponsors?? Emirates sponsor us and I dont think they are in trouble.
According to TalkShite this morning, Lumplard went over for the placenta treatment but walked out after about an hour and came straight home, as he wasn’t impressed.
Sabeel – Not a clue mate!
Chipo – its far more comical than that mate! Its simply down to the fact he can get his contact lense in! WTF! Stretch it open! At least it wont fall out!
seeing Gallas with swollen eye,and doubtful,we are paying the price for NOT RESTING some keyplayers like gallas for the liege game..
Gallas with one eye or Silvestre/Senderos?
tony
Kenya, he is having trouble seeing with his swollen eye, also it is uncomfortable, if he gets another knock it will aggravate the injury and he could be out for even longerI don’t think he should play and that we should give this game to Silvestre, because inevitable if we concede everyone will start blaming him even if it wasn’t his fault.
Silvestre – Verm is a good mix, although when his contract expires I hope Wenger does what he should have before he got Silvestre, and that is to buy a centre back. Anyone that’s good, Subotic in the Bundesliga for example. We have the capacity to get such players.
Errrrr, we are not sponsored by a country, we are sponsored by an airline
Completely unrelated.
A&N
awesome question,
i would still take gallas with one eye,because when Drogba plays,Senderos goes blind
I’d take Gallas blindfolded over Senderos or Silvestre !
Wardo – No I think The Emirates group are fine. They are run by a savvy bunch of people. Just speculation.
p.s. Le Rosicklist needs updating
Have the frikin eye removed, or play with a eye patch.
Gordan banks had one eye and he won the world cup!
Sabeel – 28 years young……
JohnA…..yeah think you are right although, he wasn’t disapointed with the treatment !!
I think he was intending on eating the horse that donated the placenta the fat b’tard
and what u do
I thought Silvestre did ok on Tuesday
Exactly TAIG !
we’re not getting out of our current sponsor deal.
Wardo – LOL
Wardo, there were also rumours that the placenta was donated by RVN, so Lumplard kindly declined
benayoun mentioned that,the lady doctor gave him human placenta massage
A&N – Like Sabeel said, SIlvestre goes to shit when he’s up against the likes of Drogba and as for Senderos v Drogba…..well lets just say we are all more than aware of how that will pan out. Again.
Hope you don’t mind me interupting the ‘online date’ currently taking place between Sabeel and TAIG…:-)
One-eyed Willy or no one-eyed Willy – COME ON YOU ARSENAL!!!!!!!!!!
Jimmythegun
blind willy cant play football mate,then realisticall silvestre over blind willy
but definitely one-eyed gallas over 2 eyed silvestre/senderos
well tony,
i am 28 years OLD,not young
Gallas will be fine.
As I said earlier,
Gordon Banks won the world cup with one eye!
Jimmythegun – It is getting a bit strange isn’t it!
wonder what has happened to RVP
he was supposed to take that placenta treatement,Never heard any details on the status of that,does anyone know abt this?
Jimmy as long as you don’t manage to get a ticket we might be ok….
I am surprised that no one has suggested that the answer to the Lumpy conundrum is that he wasn’t really injured: he was just having a rest and needed an excuse not to play in a meaningless friendly.
Morning all,
TAiG – I hope we can get out of the Emirates deal – our unbeaten run finished soon after they announced our link up with them, to me they were a bad omen.
I don’t like having to have “Emirates” on my chest when I put on our colours – bring back JVC I say !
JerseyG – have you got a three-way lined up for Sunday then? You lucky devil.
Finest..it appears the issue is that he cant fit his contacts because the eye is swollen..
Wenger said … “He wears contact lenses and at the moment he would not get them in. We hope on Sunday it will be better. He is not comfortable but I am optimistic because we still have three days…”
Those Edgar Davids glasses are made in order to spread the impact of any ‘hit’ away from the eye-area I think.
London – I said that in my blog earlier……its something that Lpool, Mancs and chavs have been doing for years around international breaks.
My 1st ever post
just received the worse text ever !!
thinking if i should blog it or not……where is DDM ?? you out there mate??
Morning All.
Sorry to piss on your parade A&N, but Banksie had the full compliment of eyes when he won the WC !
But of course WG will be fit.
We have had the Club/Country debate many times on LG. I am firmly of the opinion that Club rule, and clearly so does Fat Frank
If the issue is Only NOT putting Contact lens,because of which he cannot see,then it is no big deal,
one can place the contact lens by a doctor through his swollen eye,so that he can see.
as long as he can see,we should have any issue….like wenger said,he expects him to be “OK” for the game
I didn’t know you had a blog Wardo.
Post London…..
London, Capello gets the players in the check if they are injured. They’re pretty hot on that these days….
If only Chary…..
Pedro
It makes sense that Capello is hot on these things for important games but for meaningless friendlies? I am not so sure.
What’s the text wardo?
I’m sorry but Gallas and contacts is NOT the issue. Wenger remarked that the eye was so swollen that he couldn’t EVEN put a contact lens in.
He will play anyway, no worries there IMO
TAIG – It was a tip of the cap to The Goonies mate, rather than a reference to the maile genitalia!!
No need to panic Chipo, i won’t be within 200 miles of the stadium on Sunday! I’m even contemplating not watching it on TV just to give the lads an extra boost!
Katie Price is releasing a cover of Aqua’s Barbie girl now she has left the jungle.
I’m a Barbie Girl
In a Barbie world
Tits are plastic. My son’s a spastic.
He can’t brush his hair and dribbles everywhere.
Its fantastic. Silly spastic
Come on Harvey lets go party.
What, so a middle-eastern airline is horrible, but a Japanese home entertainment manufacturer is absolutely fine? Lol
It’s about discipline London…
Can you see a man like Capello letting a player fake injury because it’s a friendly?
i feel out of order now !
i’m i in moderation? where are my comments
“If Gallas were ruled out, and Wenger remains optimistic that the swelling will subside, the manager’s defensive resources would be stretched. He is already without the left-backs Gaël Clichy and Kieran Gibbs, with back and foot injuries respectively, and the centre‑half Johan Djourou is a long-term casualty with a knee problem.
Wenger has the option of moving Alex Song from midfield into central defence, or he could play Mikaël Silvestre – who might be preferred at left-back – or Philippe Senderos alongside Vermaelen.
Chelsea and, in particular, the striker Didier Drogba, would lick their lips at the thought of Senderos coming in from the cold to start. Drogba has made great sport of terrorising Senderos in previous encounters. And while Arsenal battle a raft of injuries, Chelsea have been boosted by the return of Frank Lampard to full training. The England midfielder, who had damaged a thigh and went to Serbia for specialist massage therapy, is confident of being fully fit. Carlo Ancelotti, the Chelsea manager, has only the full-back José Bosingwa on his injury list.”
God I hate Chelsea.
Bit too much of a coincidence that they always seem to manage to recover dont you think Pedro?
Bergkamp:
Dennis Bergkamp believes Arsenal are extremely close to competing for the Premier League and the Champions League, and warned Chelsea and Manchester United, that Arsene Wenger’s side are one or two players away from winning both competitions. The former Holland international also claimed the Frenchman’s side is not yet near its peak and there are a number of younger players capable of getting in to the first team.
http://www.sport.co.uk/news/Football/30538/Bergkamp_With_a_few_signings_in_January_they_may_just_surprise_Chelsea__United.aspx
same ole same ole story
http://www.sport.co.uk/news/Football/30538/Bergkamp_With_a_few_signings_in_January_they_may_just_surprise_Chelsea__United.aspx
Wardo – Just
A one eyed willy is better than any of the others with two eyes
Jersey, I think it’s a bit strange that players from most clubs never sustain injuries as long as ours do.
Then again, Chelsea have a far superior fitness setup…
ha ha ha bnsb i could swear i hit the submit button before you that just unfair
Gallas better be fit to play on Sunday…
we need Silvetre on the LB position….Armand did absolutely sh*t last time he was given a run out.
Gunnersmith
Oh No !
Yes Chipo – given the choice I’d go for the Japs every day of the week. Plus wearing the JVC may instil some of the spirit of the famous back 4 into our defenders.
Kenya G. i woulldn’t call traore sunderland performance absolutely shit he was ok for most part of the game but i’ll still prefer silvestre against Chelsea
Traoré actually played quite well against Sunderland Kenya.
We need Silvestre at LB for the added aerial ability given that Chelsea don’t attack with much pace down the right.
Morning Chary!
Morning Pedders – I’ve decided if we win Sunday I’ll try and make it down for the Stoke game.
Assuming Gallas is out…
Almunia
Sagna TV Song Silvestre
Theo Denilson Cesc Rosicky
Eduardo Arsh
This would still worry the Chavs ..Surely?
according to sport.co.uk Balack Deco are on the treatment bed and may not be available against us
Traore IMHO was caught out of position so many times…
he seems to relish being played as a left winger more than a LB
gunnersmith that is good news Ballacks is a cheating cunt.
http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/vermaelen-i-m-ready-for-drogba-challenge
http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/song-the-midfield-battle-will-be-vital?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+arsenal-news+(News+Feed)
“close to competing”?
We should always be competing. Always!
We should be close to winning, if not winning itself
Morning all!
I would argue that Ballack and Deco out is actually bad for us given that neither of them have been playing well at all this season!
Morning Gooners
Friday, I am feeling wonderful, anything can happen in this game no matter who plays, somehow I am stupidly confident
Enjoy a joke:
Start typing “i like” into google and check out what the auto complete comes up with…
“Vermaelen and Gallas’ partnership is looking awesome”!!!!????
I can barely recall more than 2 games this season where we havent conceded
Duke, I got this
i like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur
people actually Google for this kind of shit?
Duke – That’s fucking awesome!!
its funny everybody thinks chelsea will bully arsenal and will be drogba will be far to much for use,but as i remember we have best record against top 4 and i see this team as same as last season i dont see how lambard essien and ballack bullying ang and delinson last season we played 442 and just did not work playing 433 and delinon and song play deeper,it willbe close game,now drogba would trouble any defender,but also feel risicky fab aa edwardo with pace passing and movement will cause chelsea huge amount problems.
i would play
almunia
sagna gallas vern silvest
delinon song
fab
risicky edwardo aa
Pedro
If it means that Lumpy is in a better physical state for the summer, then yes I can see Capello agreeing to it.
I was set upon last night by three guys down an alley. I managed to knock one out.
Not the best time for a wank but what the hell.
Kenya, yes that is the joke mate.
Gallas is not going to be out, no way
taig, I pissed myself when I saw that.
I am sorry if this offends anyone, as I know there are a lot of politically correct and easily offended people, but what the hell?
Statistically… 1 in 10 Pakistanis are in Pakistan.
Pedro mate, seriously, what was that??
Duke, where are the other 9?
By that logic, he should perhaps rest Barry, Upson and Rooney then?
Pedro, top joke!
Pedro is back on Friday form
Tea is for mugs.
I rewrote Gossip Girl in order to make it more enjoyable:
Gossip Girl – Season 1 – Episode 1
Gossip Girl: Did you hear……
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
The End
Albino…
You can’t say fairer than that.
As a psychotherapist, I am always interested by the fact that 1 in 7 dwarves are Happy……
Duke, what’s the point of that stat? What are you trying to illustrate?
What does this country have in common with my wifes fanny?
Labour has ruined both of them.
Arse&Nose, it’s a joke mate…as I said don’t get offended…
I don’t trust dolphins…
…they’re always fucking smiling for no particular reason.
Pedro, sticking to your theme…
What have number 10 Downing Street and Lady Gaga’s pants got in common?
There shouldn’t be a cock inside, but there is.
Rooney was the one big fish that couldn’t get away, all the rest riggled free…..Upson and Barry are minows.
Duke/Pedders – Keep em coming!! the dolphin was another cracker! I have it scored at Duke 2 v 2 Pedro!
taig, time to take the lead:
I noticed that wikipedia.org is trying to raise 7.5 million dollars.
I’d help, but I’m British, and I use pounds.
Chelsea wins games by using the wings to cross for Drogba or Anelka to finish. They are very solid in midfield play and they will try to mark out Cesc to prevent ball distribution. They will not go to attack us, they will start cautiously and look for counterct opportunities. How should we play? Who are we missing?
RVP and Bentner would jave been superb for this game. THeo should not start as Ashley has his number. Bring Theo in at 75mins to run ragged tired legs.
Alumina
Sagna——-Gallas—–TV—–Silvestre
Cesc——-Song————–Dennilson
Rosicky ——-Vela (Dudu)—–Arshravin
this team will never be a physical team but with passing and movement and pace i feel we will win this game,set plays will be a problem i feel this will be close game but everyone is bigging up chelsea but this same team that has only won the fab in the past 3 years so this team is not unbeatable
Duke – Still 2-2 I’m afraid……
taig, that made me laugh, but fine, I shall please you with this one then:
What’s the difference between a Girls Aloud video and a porn video? The porn video has better music.
Confident – I hear ya. Only thing I disagree on is Theo. He’s pretty resilient to pressure and I think he could step into such a big game with ease and I have faith in him beating Cole. Having said that, if I did play him it would be up top on the front line somewhere. And 15 minutes doesn’t give him much time to impact the game.
And for a 2 goal cushion as I have a meeting in 20:
A girl from work asked if I’d drive her home yesterday because it was raining heavily.
I agreed, we got talking, mainly about everyday things, what we liked doing, then about work for a bit. We got to her house before long.
She thanked me, went to get out of the car, stopped, looked hard at me and whispered, “How did you know where I lived?”
Duke – I’ll give you that one just about. 3-2. But I have a feeling Pedro is currently scouring the net looking for an equalizer!!
taig, which one?
Duke – I feel that joke should have a better premise leading to the punch line. It fell a little flat if I’m honest. 3-2.
John Terry says the best is yet to come. Well the courier company do not work on Sundays.
The Girls Aloud one Duke
Note to self, when hiring a prostitute whilst on holiday in Amsterdam, never again ask her to “sit on my face” in a ‘shilly dutch akshent’
Just got this text:-
Mate, you’re not going to believe this, I’ve just won a competition on Radio 1 for a holiday to Greece!
Got £2000 spending money and I can take 5 mates.
I know it’s short notice but if you’re free from 1st to 15th December, can you put my bin out?
CUNT!
Duke – 4-2. Well played.
Taig, if this one doesn’t not only get me a point, but makes you actually laugh sitting at work, I will quit and go to my meeting.
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Breaking news:
In light of Paul Scharner’s handball on Sunday, Wigan Athletic have graciously offered to replay the fixture.
taig, hahaha a cunt indeed…
Duke – ha ha, good but it remains 4-2.
I shall stick to my word then. I am off and shall check back for Pedro’s contribution. Catch you later.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1231273/Big-game-hunter-Sir-Alex-Ferguson-title-sights-Manchester-Uniteds-rival-stars-set-miss-10-games-African-adventure.html
Duke – I’ll be firm but fair when judging Pedro’s contribution. Laters.
Coors Light Stadium, nice one Geoff… …that would be the second ex-chav sponsor!
I would actually buy a new replica shirt for a change as I refused to have fly ethiopia on my chest!
I could live with Coors the taste of the Rockies (brewed in Burton upon Trent) and both Coors and my best friend Stan live in Colorado!
Even Jacky “boy” wilshire is injured again.
What is it with this club that we seem to get more injuries then any other FFS ?
If silvestre/Tra play up against cole/drog etc, gord help us.
Our strike force is the smallest around, but pace could get them
Diaby and bendtner to return to training in two weeks time
Confidentgoner Says:
November 27, 2009 at 10:26
Alumina
Sagna——-Gallas—–TV—–Silvestre
Cesc——-Song————–Dennilson
Rosicky ——-Vela (Dudu)—–Arshravin
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Spot on with Dudu up-top
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1231265/Two-tribes-war-Its-derby-day-Sunday-Arsenal-v-Chelsea-Everton-v-Liverpool-Wolves-v-Birmingham.html
brings it all back!
iF YOU OPEN THE LINK ABOVE AND LOOK AT THE PIG’S HEAD THROWN IN THE EL CLASSICO….U MIGHT JUST BE SHOCKED ABOUT THE INTENSITY OF THESE DERBIES.
The noise levels must be high on Sunday to give our team all the grrrrr to fight the TITLE PRETENDERS.
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven…
It had been a pretty busy day, though, so St Peter had to tell the first one: “Heaven’s getting pretty close to full today, and I’ve been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what’s your story?”
The first man replies: “Well, for a while I’ve suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn’t reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony and, sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started punching and kicking him, but wouldn’t you know it, he wouldn’t fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering his fingers. Of course, he couldn’t stand that for long, so he let go and fell – but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay! I couldn’t stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge, and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony.”
“That sounds like a pretty bad day to me,” said Peter, and let the man in.
The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full, and again asks for his story.
“It’s been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor of my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I fell over the edge. But I got lucky and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me. I knew I couldn’t hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved, when he started punching and kicking me. I held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a hammer and started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let go, but again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right. Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now I’m here.”
Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death.
The third man came to the front of the line, and again the whole process was repeated. Peter explained that heaven was full and asked for his story.
“Picture this,” says the third man, “I’m hiding naked inside a refrigerator…”
Gunnersmith – Ha ha, I just snotted over my keyboard!! Class……
Drogba against Shitvestre.What a contest?
Jaguar;
Well, at least you are slating a different Arsenal player, finally… Well done, that shrink must be doing a good job on you!
Diaby closely followed by Shitvestre.My priority goes like that,MG.
I am Gooner;
Loved the Wire man…
Its a shame that you see things like that… The fact you have priorities of ARSENAL players you hate, is fucked up, IMO.
Still, each to their own…
Cant stand Diabolical for some reasons.Hates Shitvestre for the following reasons
1)He is a useless Manure reject
2)Bastard got a two year contract only because he was French
3)He is shit
Jaguar;
I dont wanna know your reasons FFS! I already told you I think its sad and fucked up for a Gooner to think like that…. Dont make it even sadder dude!
Sheeeeesh! I dont care why you hate, mate!
Mr ManGoonian,if you dont know why I hate,you dont need to put my name in your comments FFS.I will hate or love whomever I want to and its not your flipping business to be concerned about that.I dont flipping care about the ManCunians.
Jaguar;
Hahaha! That made no sense fella! Dont get all flouncy because I dont wanna know your reasons! Boo fuckin hoo!
For once,I didnt miss Diaby after he was injured,if you know what I mean.
TAIG no better way to relax on a friday morning than sitting back telling silly jokes while at work aint it
ManGoonian – Are you A in disguise? Can you honestly say you love and have loved every Arsenal player, past and present??
I think Diaby would do well vs the chavs, pity he’s injured.
But i think we can still win. Arshavin, Rosicky, cesc, Nasri are all match winners, IMO. It would be kinda nice if that serial cheat and fouling cunt Terry actually got pulled up for a nandball, trip, shirt pull in the box for once too…
TAIG;
There are players I havent rated, but I dont feel the urge to have to slate all the time man…
Especially when there are soooooo many opposition players to slate, soooo many pundits, hacks, managers, refs, etc too…
And I fuckin hate Doris the Tea Lady….
ManGoonian – Fair enough. I think hate is a strong word but we all know that when we say we hate someone it means we think they’re utter crap. As long as we’re behind every player on that field 100% on match day thats all that counts.
ManGoonian – Re your Terry comment….that should be a highly feasible occurrence on Sunday with our attacking play pulling them all over the place!! I wouldn’t bet bundles on it though!
Arsenal centre-back Thomas Vermaelen believes that the Gunners can still win the Premier League title even if they suffer defeat to Chelsea on Sunday. Acknowledging the widening gap between the current top two sides in the country, the former Ajax captain stressed that he and his teammates would do everything possible to maintain their winning form at the Emirates.
“Of course Chelsea is number one in the League so it’s a big game. There’s a little gap between us now so for us it’s important to win this game.
“I’ve seen them a few times and of course you know all the players and their qualities.
“Because there is already a gap, it’s important to win. If we lose though I still think we can win the league, it’s not a big problem.
“We’re always confident at home and we have to continue that against Chelsea.
Reflecting on the injuries which have seen both Gael Clichy and Kieran Gibbs ruled out from playing at left-back, the Belgian continued:
“Of course it’s affecting the players a little bit. They are teammates and friends. Unfortunately from what I hear [about Gibbs] it’s a bad injury, but we have to keep going. We have other players to play in that position.”
Vermaelen will face the power of Didier Drogba for the first time in his career at Arsenal with the Ivorian developing a reputation for single-handedly beating the Gunners. Despite his qualities, the 23-year-old still believes that working as a collective can help nullify the threat.
“He’s a good players and one of the best strikers in the world. For me, I want to play my own game. We play like a team, so its not about me against Drogba.”
TAIG;
Yeah, true, thats exactly it and how it should be mate…
TonyAIG;
Haha! Yeah, its askin too much for a ref tio acually book that cheatin chavvy c*nt, oh and Cavarlho too! Oh and Essien, Cashley, Mikel, Ballack…
I’ll say it again – I think the Verm is going to have an immense game up against Drogba and as long as the ref doesn’t fall for Drogba’s usual diving tactics and play acting TV will have him in his pocket!
True to all dat!
It fucks me off that Eduardo has one apparant dive and is forever labelled a cheat (like Pires was) while serial cheats and divers like Drogba get are allowed to get away with that nshit 100s of times a game!
Taig hating is too strong a word especially for people one doesnt know personally, and if they happen to be in the team you support.
Apparently Cundy and Winterburn have a bit of a verbal tear up on SSN… I must tune in!
ManG, I think Drogba is widely regarded as the worst diver in the Premiership… followed by Stevie Me… then Rooney…
Cunts, the lot of them…
Mimi, do you have to know someone to hate them?
I think what Rooney gets away with the most is the verbals/dissent in the face of refs. For everyone else it would be a yellow, but even if Shrek persists 5 or 6 more times with that all the refs do is “Now, now Wayne, calm down”.
Cesc Fabregas believes Arsenal are now ready to compete with Manchester United and Chelsea for the Premier League title, claiming the additions of Thomas Vermalen and Andrei Arshavin to Arsene Wenger’s youthful squad, have been a major influence on their recent revival. Arshavin was signed in January from Zenit St Petersburg and Vermalen from Ajax in the summer, and both have fitted into Wenger’s system almost seamlessly.
Fabregas told the Mirror: “We have improved. All the players are one year older and much better.”
“The team really wants to do it this year and we believe we can achieve.”
“We have strengthened, with Arshavin – who is a special talent and adds another dimension to the team – and Vermaelen, who has started amazingly and is like a defender and midfielder rolled into one at times!”
The 22-year-old Spaniard also suggests winning the Premier League remains the trophy he covets most, more so than a Champions League winners’ medal.
He added: “Its going to be difficult.”
“Chelsea are looking strong and Manchester United may not have [Cristiano Ronaldo and [Carlos] Tevez but they will be there at the end, fighting for it as always.”
“The Premier League is the tournament I really want to win.”
“In Spain, the Champions League is seen as superior to La Liga but here the Premier League is the pinnacle.”
When pressed on whether or not he believed Arsenal could win the league, he replied: “Of course I believe we can win it.”
“If not, there’s no point in playing football. I play to win and that’s what Arsenal fans want.”
Chary, I reckon it’s because the refs can’t understand what he’s saying…
Could be Pedders, scouse is a incomprehensible dialect. Maybe we should get our players to learn some of DDM’s hindi swearing when they want to let off steam “Panchod sah-lah, poodiyah” and so forth.
Pedro @ 11:57
I do agree that Drogba is regarded as a diver. I have heard Andy Gray mention it…..not too much tho.
but, when it comes to Stevie Me…….I have never heard Andy Gray say anything negative about him. Even when he has lunged in and nearly broken someone’s leg or dived in the box.
Andy Gray spends most of his time hangin out the back of Stevie Me and Shrek its unbelievable
I’ll tell you why those twats get away with diving so much! Its because of cunts like Andy ‘I know it all, but bottled taking a management job’ Gray and their absolute fucking refusal to label them as cheats! They just turn a blind eye if its one of the ‘cool gang’!! Gerrard and Rooney get away with it because they are apparently ‘English Bulldogs who would never cheat’ and anyone from Chelsea gets away with literally just because they are Chelsea, have loads of cash and are seen to be the cool guys that everyone wants to be friends with!!
Fucking angers me!!
chary – Re Rooney’s dissent…..I swear to god I am on the verge of writing to the FA posing as concerned father to my Man Utd supporting son who has to watch the Shrek look-a-like cunt swearing at the officials 10 times in every single game!!
In fact I think we should all do that!!
TAIG, as long as the masses are aware of it, it doesn’t matter what Andy Gray thinks.
Andy gray is a piece of shit, who gives a fuck what he says. One thing to remember is these guys work in ‘media’, they need viewers/listeners/readers. They have airtime/columns which need to be filled. They will always make up something out of nothing because it will keep their audience interested.
The fact that we are talking about what Andy Gray (again who the fuck is he in our world, I mean the real world which me and you live in?) demonstrates this.
wardo – Just read your comment about Andy cunt Gray. Looks like we are on the same wave length!
Pedro – I think that the world of the EPL has very tightly knit circles and a few words from someone as twatish as Andy Gray travel along way and send echoes right down to where it matters. lets face it, if a ref knows Andy Gray’s view on something and knows that it will be Andy Gray that is going to spend an hour after the game dissecting his performance, he is going to lean towards the decisions that he knows Gray will agree with.
TAIG, I have one question to ask you? do you sit for an hour after the game to listen to what the pundits say?
A’KENYA saw rude oldgit on the telly talking about ronaldos injury and how many believed it was the work of a witch doctor and how real received a threat before he was injured.As you said weeks ago before it happened.
supporter groups clubbed together and paid the vodoo ray to lift the curse and now his responding to treatment where he wasn’t before
Oi Oi Savaloi’s!!!!
inside i think we all have at some point mate. Im not proud of it but i have done it
inside – I know what you are getting at and no I don’t. But as long as Ref’s know that Gray is judging them they will favour protecting his pet players such as Stevie GBH, Shrek and Dogbar!
DDM – Hit us with some jokes! Duke beat Pedro 4-2 earlier on the joke telling front.
DDM get your jokes out for the boys
Nick, I am off after the first commercial. The thing is, we all have eyes and ears and have seen the game. During the game important incidents are replayed many times. There is NOTHING any ‘expert’ can say to enlighten men more than my eyes have done during the game.
Jordan goes into a garage and buys a brand new Bentley.
“I want it modified for Harvey” she said.
“No problem” said the salesman “What flavour do you want the windows”!!!!
Have good Friday guys, I am off and will be back after we beat the chavs.
Aftyernoon all ….
Wardo..I found that joke earlier to be in very poor taste.
I’m completely ashamed to say that I also found it hilarious.
We win 4-1 on Sunday. Terry sent off
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead and one’s a blonde.
The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, “Ready! Aim!”
Suddenly the brunette yells, ”EARTHQUAKE!!!”
Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She say no and the executioner shouts, ”Ready! Aim!”
Suddenly the redhead yells, ”TORNADO!!!”
Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no and the executioner shouts, “Ready! Aim!” and the blonde yells, ”FIRE!!!”’
Terrified Jordan claims that she was floored by gipsy bare-knuckle boxers while at a cage-fighting night with her new love conquest Alex Reid.
Proof that even a pikie would rather slap her around than shag her.
laters inside
Selling Bourbon Biscuits for 49p a pack?
That’s ASDA Price.
Selling pathetic rape claim stories to the Sun?
That’s Katie Price.
I will hold my hands up and say i posted this one a couple of days ago, but what the hell…..
Locals in Cockermouth have been panning for gold, but so far they’ve only managed to find some copper!!!!
DDM – Already heard that one but its good to hear it again!!
Right, lunchtime! Subway me thinks………
DDM Say what you want about Jordan & Peter Andre, but at least their marriage lasted longer than Jade Goody’s.
Nick / Sharkey – I felt bad bout that one but did laugh !!!
DDM – did you see the Jordan Aqua barbie one earlier……you’ll love that one.
Did laugh at the Bentley one also….
Harsh, but fair Nick, harsh but fair….
I certainly did wardo, i was about to post it myself….
Post it anyway DDM…just use Pedro’s moniker when you do…
No harm done ‘eh
What was the deal between that Cunt Cundy and Nutter on SSN then???
Andy Gray is as short-sighted at the rest of the media; however I always smile when I remember his reaction to Pires’ lob against Villa.
He started with some kind of excited squeal, then physically applauded, then told everyone he was standing up and applauding, then told Pires to take a bow.
Quite right too!
I know its old but i like it
The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls.’ I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him ‘MIDNIGHT’… he didn’t seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one!
Then he said ‘We need a new cuckoo clock.’
When I asked him why, he said, ‘Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said ‘oh f**k.’ Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
Nick – hahahaha – the marriage joke is terrible.
lmfao tho
Jimmy – I rememeber that well. One of Le Bobs finest moments that.
He put Boateng (who’s no mug) in a real spin then lobs the big Dane from only eight yards out !!
Fucking disgracefully outrageous skill that !!
All hail Le Bob !!!
hail le bob
My finest memory of Bobby P wasn’t any of his audacious plays but simply when the whole team got down on their knees and bowed in true ‘we worship you’ style at the EPL title ceremony!! Fucking money!!
True Taig..he really earnt that. Player of the Year that year weren’t he… 2002.
Arsene Wenger has confirmed that Cameroon international Alexandre Song has signed a new contract which will keep him at Arsenal until 2015 and not 2014 as he had previously stated. The midfield enforcer has earned praise in recent weeks for his commanding performances at the heart of an in-form Gunners side and become a firm fan favourite despite early career doubts over his ability.
Speaking to Arsenal TV Online, Wenger clarified the incorrect information he passed to the press earlier in the week.
“I gave wrong information,” joked the Frenchman.
“It was not 2014 but 2015, he is staying even longer!”
“I would remind everybody that there was big question marks over Song for a long time. We worked patiently with him to make him a great player which is what I believe he is now.”
“When you work as much as we do, you do not want to lose your best players.”
Sharkey – I think so. I hope so!
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says “Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four”.
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.
This time the husband crosses his fingers and says “Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!”.
Again, there’s a bright flash…and his legs fall off.
And ‘audacious’ is deffo the word to describe Le Bob. Well said Taig
Fuuny thing is that I was at one of his earliest games…home to Bolton (Aug/Sep 2000?) and I remember how scared he looked at the ferocity of the Prem.
I was about ten rows from the pitch in the Clock End and you could almost smell the fear when he came our way.
But we all know how it turned out once he’d adjusted…
Top Man !!
Come one, come all. A good day to all you merry gentlemen, and welcome seedy purveyors. It’s only 40 days to go until the transfer window opens, and to ease the tingling excitement Sport.co.uk present a saucy South African – welcome Candice Swanepoel. This sultry sex symbol swans onto the Sport stage thanks to her shifts modelling for Nike. From the swoosh she went on to become the face of Tommy Hilfiger, Diane von Fürstenberg and that far away land where dreams come true – Victoria Secret.
As you can see Miss Swanepoel is something rather special, a little treat for when the days get longer and darker and you need something to warm up your week. Because we are generous folk at Sport.co.uk we have added a couple of complimentary shots. Don’t say we don’t treat you…
Ya he was but missed three months of the season and still player of the season what an outright legend. Posted a compi of him a few weeks back, you watch it get such joy then think why have we no- one like that now. Its like watching porn then looking at you rank girlfriend s flabby ass
Even better
Meant
://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J42B7dUjcJg
Pedro no..I hate the likes of Osama and others that i havent met. But to hate a player jus coz they play crappy is too much
Nick the cuckoo joke was the best…that should give you 2 bonus points.
if they’re selling peroni it’s over-priced, simple as! same goes for stella as well
Hating a player is fine as long as you just hate the player and not the person.
was watching the news for the deaf about the floods in Cumbria. The woman doing the sign language gave up after 3 attempts at Cockermouth!!!
New fragrences out for Xmas…
‘Decomposure’ by Jade Goody
‘Last Dance’ by Patrick Swayze
‘Touch of youth’ by Michael Jackson
‘Just for men’ by Stephen Gately
‘Breathless’ by Farrah Fawcett
‘Vacancy’ by Boyzone.
Man sez to wife, “ur the double of Cheryl Cole”.
She sez, “Do u think so?”
He sez, “Aye, she’s 8 stone and ur 16 stone u fat bitch
Man charges into a bank wearing a mask & wielding a shotgun. “This is a raid, everyone on the floor!” Then raids all the cash. A brave customer yanks off his mask, so the robber shoots him dead. “Anyone else here see my face?”. There was a silence for a few seconds before a man said ” Think that twat over there with the spurs shirt caught a glimpse”
I am back, and Nick hahaha, not a top joke, but whenever you put Spurs instead of anything in the joke, I literally burst out laughing
Duke all were shite but no one here so thought sod it got any to share
Barak Obama is a big fan of Susan Boyal. He says he will enlist her help in the war against terror.
He will use posters of her to show young arabs what a virgin really looks like!
hahaha Nick LMFAO
donald duck on a dirty weekend calls reception & asks for condoms – receptionist says shall I put them on your bill?
“dont be thuckin thupid I’d thuffocate!”
Nick, used my best ones up, I have some more, but my Pakistani one almost broke up an out roar.
This one shouldn’t be too bad:
The only thing arm wrestling really shows is who is the biggest wanker.
this next one is a joke so none needs to get over excited ok
ok
Sometimes I like to pop over to the house opposite my pub.
??? Duke
Police in london have found a bomb outside a mosque. They’ve told the public not panic as they’ve managed to push it inside.
Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London…
Police think it may be the start of Ram a Dam.
Nick – That bank robber one is class!!
Yes wardo…
Ram a Dam…… ppl asking me why I’m laughing so much !!
Duke – I dont get it. Am I missing something
it was too good not to post found one about peter andre but its a bit near the mark so wont post it
wardo – When ever I start laughing out of the blue, the fella that sits opposite me just says ‘come on then, tell me…..’
Apparently the Pope was in Jordan today…..Didn’t take her long did it??
TAIG – i know mate. I have two ladies saying “what? What? – what you laughing at?”
A Jewish boy has been born with no eyelids.
The Doctors say they can operate using the foreskin from his circumcision but he runs the risk of being ‘cock-eyed’
Right ive posted three jokes digging out the three main religions just to keep equal
wardo, I don’t like explaining jokes…but it’s a play on words, basically taking the expression and and turning it around, the saying being I like to pop to over to the pub opposite my house, this being an opposite meaning that I spend all my time in the pub and go home occasionally.
Maybe you just didn’t find it funny?
Nick go for it…
What’s the height of suspicion?
Seeing the coal man leave your house with one clean finger.
na id get lynched its racist
Wardo/Duke – oh no Ram-a-dam, I nearly snorted my tea up my nose because of that you gits !
Duke – it is funny…..was being thick
I have proper tears in my eyes over the ram a dam one……that is classic and has already gone out via text to all my mates
wardo, it happens
Nick – what is the P Andre one….?? go on mate
Stephen Hawkings has been taken ill. The ambulance driver didn`t know whether to take him to A&E or PC World!
Ram a dam!
I am glad I heard the ram a dam before, because the boss is sitting at the next desk today, and he is pissed, now if I started laughing, that would be fucking weird.
wardo it has r.a.c.ism in it i see it as banter play on words but others would shit themselves not worth it
Go on Nick! Do it! Do it! Do it! We’ll think you’re really cool if you do it!
I was so drunk when I got in last night I picked a fight with a mop.
Wiped the floor with the shaggy-haired cunt.
I have a racist joke that I know you fuck wits would laugh at but it does offend black people and Pakistanis……..
Sorry to bother you lot but do you no anybody that fixes sat navs ..?
mines broke it’s saying liverpools still in europe!!
if i get bollocks im putting it down to pier pressure
Nick, the Liverpool Library is having to reprint all their dictionaries, because apparently the word Europe now comes with an A at the end.
Paddy says to his mate,”I’ve been taking steroids and I’ve grown another cock”.
His mate says ,”anabolic?”
“No” says paddy “just a cock.”
fiar one nick…..blame us. Say we made you do it.
duke
If i had a cap, i’d doff it to you Nick….
Ram a Dam!
Fucking priceless….
I got pulled over the other day and the cop told me to keep an eye on my speed.
I was really thankful, I didn’t notice it was falling out of my pocket.
After his latest car crash, George Michael is to release a reworking of the old Wham classic and rename it “Wake me up, I’ve hit your Volvo!!”
DDM its fucking good aint it
Found out my girlfriend has crabs last night.
Not the best pets but at least they don’t need walking.
ANYONE NEED CHEERING UP??
Just watch your wedding video backwards!!! You will fcuking love the bit where the ring comes off and she walks down the aisle, jumps in the waiting car and fcuks off!!!
OLDIE BUT A GOODIE
RyanAir pilot Paddy flying in to Manchester.
The plane is in trouble so he calls the tower & says
“HELP ,HELP, EASTER, PANCAKE TUESDAY, BONFIRE NIGHT , HALLOWEEN, NEW YEARS EVE, BANK HOLIDAY MONDAY” a voice comes back and says
“FOR FUCKS SAKE PADDY ITS MAYDAY
A woman walks into her doctors to complain about the steroids he put her on.
“These steroids are having a nasty side affect” says the woman. “I’ve got hair all of my chest!!”
“Really” says the doctor. “How far down does it go?”
“Right down to my bollocks!!” says the woman.
Bloke went up 2 a bird in a bar & thinkin he was being dead smooth said “is that a ladder in ur stocking or is it a stairway 2 heaven?”
She immediately replied “Yeah it is a stairway to heaven but i`ve already got a Cunt up there ALREADY so Fuck off !!!!”
Taig
Nick – aaaahhhhh haaaaa haaaaaa!! Mayday!! Awesome!!
Late one night a drunk guy is showing some friends around his brand new apartment. The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.
“What’s that gong for?” the friend asks him.
“It’s not a gong,” the drunk replies. “It’s a talking clock.”
“How does it work?”
The guys picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, “For fucks sake, you asshole…it’s 3:30 in the fucking morning!”
They reckon 700 Geordie labourers turned up looking for work on the Kinnear Bypass
Taig
This is one of the fucking funniest video’s I have ever seen!! Thank god I remembered it!!
taig, talking clock, fucking noooooooooice
13 year old Alfie who’s girlfriend just had a baby has joined “Fathers For Justice”. He doesnt understand the concept but he says the Spiderman suit is Fucking Brilliant!
A bloke walks up to 2 birds in a club, one is a looker the other is a bit fat.
He asks the fat one if she would like to dance, to which she replies that she would.
He then says “Well fuck off then and dance, so I can chat to your mate”
Now this is something:
http://www.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUSTRE5AP3YM20091126?feedType=RSS&feedName=worldNews&rpc=69
Would open up a nasty gate to police beating though (police being beaten up in this case) with their mates saying they were attacked for no reason.
Andrey Arshavin admits he is struggling to find the motivation to play for Arsenal after suffering the disappointment of failing to make the World Cup finals.
The forward has been singled out for criticism after Russia’s play-off defeat by Slovenia, but has angrily denied claims that he was out drinking with team-mates before the crucial matches.
Depressed Arshavin has been shaken by his own poor performance, but says claims of over-indulgence were made up by envious Russian journalists with outdated Soviet attitudes.
‘Frankly speaking, I’m not surprised that there are so many rumours,’ he told Russian newspaper Sport Express. ‘It is a typical situation for our country.
‘When people asked me about this in England, I called it rubbish. One can’t treat such rumours seriously. Are we so mad to kill our own dream?
‘Usually there is something that triggers the rumours – something small and trivial that gets blown out of proportion – but in this case there was nothing at all and could never have been.
‘In the national team, nobody can drink, let alone get drunk before the games. Nobody. And if it had happened, that would have been the last day you saw that guy in the team.’
Arshavin revealed he was so deflated by missing out on South Africa 2010 that he needed Arsene Wenger to console and cajole him into playing in the Champions League victory over Standard Liege on Tuesday.
‘I have not recovered after the Slovenian fiasco,’ he said. ‘I can call my state prostration.
‘I don’t know what I can compare it to, though many things happened in my career. My loved ones tell me now that I must forget what happened as soon as possible.
‘I need to turn my attention to the club’s matters, but it is easily said but not easily done.
‘At the moment nothing spurs me to life. When Arsene Wenger asked me how I was feeling I honestly said that I just did not want to play football.
‘He spoke to me, advised to switch to new things but it does not help at the moment.’
Arshavin looked bright as he helped Arsenal to a 2-0 win over Liege and he will need to be up for the fight when Chelsea go to the Emirates Stadium on Sunday.
His Russia side failed to make South Africa 2010 on the away goals rule after a 1-0 win for Slovenia in Maribor followed a 2-1 defeat in Moscow.
Arshavin has apologised for struggling to live up to expectations in the match, but feels he is unfairly shouldering the blame.
‘I did my best on the pitch, but the legs would not run,’ he said. ‘As for the claims about me personally, that is my fate. Wins are for the entire team, but the main scapegoat when we lose is usually Arshavin and I am used to it.’
The backlash in his homeland has led to accusations that Russia’s star players have become complacent and big-headed following the Euro 2008 success and a burgeoning global profile.
‘Those people who say that we were left to ourselves in the team but needed sticks rather than carrots are still living in the Soviet Union where everything failure could be blamed on booze, partying and being outside the collective.
‘In our team every player is a professional and does his work willfully, not under the lash, and many journalists cannot simply find football reasons for defeat and so seek them in familiar ideas.
‘Sometimes it is their only revenge on certain footballer for rejecting an interview or something. They would be better to think why they deserve such treatment.’
TAIG – how you getting on witht he texas old em ??
i’m just bout to complete it I think…….only me and 1 other player. He has $76 and I have $15,230
Duke that joke wernet funny
Nick, I liked it :$
At a club last night, an attractive blonde said she wanted to fuck me on a ceramic dish.
It’s the first time I’ve been offered sex on a plate.
Duke – 7 of my mates (who we now refer to as the ‘West Byfleet 7′) got basically set upon by plain closed police officers who then called for back up in the form of uniformed officers. My mates got pepper sprayed and basically smashed up a bit for no reason. Led to officers losing their jobs and compensation being paid.
Coincidently one of the officers that got suspended used the same gym as my mate he beat up and had the audacity to try and befriend him. Guess who threw the first punch that day!!
Taig is that little fat shit for real sad fucker
taig, shite innit? But it would probably lead to more trouble, all police being beat up, specially in Russia.
Nick, since you not making your Peter Andre joke…
Jordan begs Pete: Take me back.
Well they do say re-using old plastic bags is kinder to the environment…
Nick – I think that video has been edited numerous times with different subtitles but it still doesn’t hide the fact that something made him act like that!! And Champ Man is more than capable of making an adult act like that, let alone a kid! Hence why I haven’t played it for years!!
Duke
, its better then mine was anyway 
Duke – That’s the start of civil war sort of stuff!!
And to get the Sunday Ashley Cole bashing started:
We English football fans can’t afford to get too preachy about the French team and Thierry Henry.
I’m sure Ashley Cole’s handled plenty of balls in his time.
taig, agreed…
Russia needs an excuse for one of them very volatile out there at the best of times.No wonder they all jump at leaving the gaff
Duke – I bet he’s cupped a man’s testicles before too!!
Oh how I am laughing, but can’t post it here, but it’s so funny that I had to gloat and let you know that I have a funny joke.
Yes a cunt, but I don’t care
go on duke tell it tell it… no one will mind
Duke – I’m doing the same. I even just wrote it all out and then bottled it but copied it just in case I have a change of heart! It does offend though…….
We do seem to be the only people here……
hahaha Nick, jokes jokes, I do like it though how it’s okay to make jokes about some religions and some nationalities, but when you touch the mainstream ones jokes are made about it’s taboo.
taig done that about five times now on the count of three from this message lets all send them
taig, fair enough, Nick, I’ll tell mine if you tell yours.
I’m Sorry!!
A man applies for a job with the Police.
The Inspector says “These are some of the best qualifications I have ever seen. but just one test before you get the job. Take this gun and go and shoot 6 black men, 6 Paki’s and a rabbit.”
“Why the rabbit?” asks the man.
The inspector replies “great attitude, see you Monday!”
on your own
I’ll see you all after I serve my red card sentance!!
taig, on your own, on your own, on your own hahah.
Nah I am not such a cunt, here we go:
In the Talk To Frank Advert’s, they say that “There is a darker side to coke”
I take it they’re referring to the dealer?
Peter Andre has applied for a job at a coalmine. When asked if he had any experience, he said he worked with slag for 4 years and knew how to handle a spade!
Little Jonny was auditioning to be in his school play, as part of a band.
“Do you want a fiddle or a piano?”, his music teacher asked.
“To be honest Miss, your pretty fucking ugly so I’ll take the piano and just fiddle with myself later thanks!”, replied Jonny.
Nick – aaaaggghhhh haaaa haaaa
ohhh Nick, I knew that one, if taig did also, I suggest you own us another one. If he didn’t fair play…
I guess he didn’t, job well done.
theres another involving a shed
bad taste really
Ok, since the flood gates are open:
Teacher “Whoever gets this question correct gets the afternoon off school, Who wrote to be or not to be?”
Young Raj Patel answers “Shakespeare”
“Well done Raj you may have the afternoon off”
“No thanks us Asians are hard workers”
At the back of the class someone yells “You Paki cunt”
Teachers shouts “Who said that”
Little johnny stands up and says ” Nick Griffin, BNP, see you tomorrow.”
Nah, thats new to me! Already sent it on its merry way via text……
Nick – That one I do know!
Duke
think we should stop some one is bound to take offence 
Duke – ha ha, that its right up there for today’s jokes!!
Nick, know that one also, yeah I just had to post the Nick Griffin one, as it is a personal favourite…
Do you have a feeling that there is about 50 people on here just not posting? ahah
who saw the joke about the black Santa on sickipedia??
Duke – Yes! 100%!
Say what you like about Crackheads, but you always know what to get them for Christmas.
taig, if it’s the one I am thinking your talking about, I got it in the mail today…
After the recent spate of body part finds in Hertfordshire, police are still looking for the arsehole, so I suggest u stay indoors til this blows over.
Not to be outdone by the celebrities climbing a mountain for Comic Relief, 5 Scousers are doing killamanforhisgiro
Essex bird goes into B&Q and buys a wall mirror.
Assistant asks: “do you want a screw for that?”
Woman Says:”No but ill suck your cock for a lawnmower….!
This one won’t make you laugh, it will make your cringe, but when it settles down it’s funny:
A tramp stopped me in the street and said “Blow job for £5.” I thought why not, as its for charity.
I didn’t enjoy it though, he hadn’t even bothered to wash his cock.
Nick, scousers ahhahah nice
yuuuuuuuuck
Duke, you know loads of people read the comments throughout the day…
I’ve met plenty of people out who say they do and they don’t like so and so because of their views!
A Bloke from wigan wakes up with a sore arsehole. He goes to the shop and says to the shopkeeper “Nah then lad does tha sell arse cream? The shopkeeper replies ” Aye we do does tha want a magnum or cornetto?”.
Pedro, I know this, hopefully not many for here for our threesome lunch party today.
I myself try to read as many as possible, and sometimes I just don’t have the time to post, but today seems like a good Friday, not the Easter one, just good
Naughty boy Duke!!
Nick – Dear oh dear!
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says; “Wigan fan?”
Nick, hahaha
Never shag a midget with learning difficulties.
It’s not big and it’s not clever
oldie but a goodie:
Paddy was driving home pissed one day. Suddenly he had to swerve to avoid a tree, then another and another. The police spot him and put the lights on as he swerves all over the road. Paddy pulls over and tells the cop all about the trees on the road. The cop says “for fuck sake Paddy, thats your air freshener ! !”
taig, haha yeah love that one, works with a blonde also
Ann Summers has brought out a new lubricant called KY Terry..
Its designed to help you slip in the box more easily.
I bought some chocolate fingers in Norfolk but they were all stuck together.
taig
i like it
Nick, AHHAHAH fucking nice, the Terry one.
(to the tune of my old mans a dustman)
john terry’s a w**ker, hes a f**king prick, and when he went to moscow, he missed the winning kick. he couldnt hit the target, he fell onto his bum,to leave their dreams of victory, as dead as lampards mum.
as that fella off catch phrase said its good but its not right….PEDRO CAN YOU DELET THE 2HOURS OFF
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/8380412.stm
I must have posted this but…
The family of John Terry is said to be distraught after the arrest of his father for an alleged cocaine deal.
When Terry rang his mother, who was shopping at Tesco’s at the time, to tell her of the arrest, she was so shaken up she nearly dropped the Christmas turkey from up her jumper.
Cundy vs Winterburn
http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11096_5724964,00.html?
Pedro, I love you and I want it NOW, where can I buy it?
30 pounds???? Scrap my previous comment…
Pedro – Fuck that, I say neck the lot!!
Duke – We’d all do it once!!
I’m not sure Duke… but I feel we’d all look pretty damn cool sipping spirit sized shots of beer outside the S+B!
32%… what a riot that’d be!
Close on % to burbon/vodka, well pretty close, but tastes like beer. OH YEEEEES.
Duke, your 14.58 assumes Nick Griffin doesn’t know the difference between a Pakistani & an Indian. To be pedantic, you won’t get a Pakistani called Raj Patel – and certainly not a hard working one(a hard working Pakistani that is) –ooops, I’ve caused offence now.
Fucking hilarious
http://www.27bslash6.com/p2p.html
Nick / TAIG / Duke…..
I’ve been keeping an eye on your posts…..very very funny indeed.
Pedro that is fucking brilliant! I’m actually crying!
wardo – so we can say you’ve been moderating and that if they are still there then its your fault!!
Jason Cundy. What a spastic. Vermaelen at rightback? Does he even watch football?
Perdo, yes it fucking was, pissing myself…
wardo dont put my name first i look like the ring leader it was pier pressure i tell the
Anyway, I will be off, good day today, had a nice laugh with you boys, take care, have a nice weekend and lets stuff the chavs.
Nick, Taig, special thanks
Duke – Have a good’n mate! Up the Gooners!
laters Duke have a good one mate
Nick, I put your name first cause the Ram a Dam joke nearly had me p1551ng my pants !!!
Sorry Duke / TAIG……you both had me in stitches but Nick’s one really did crack me up
Thanks wardo thats much better
haha Nick…..i then went on to nick your joke and send it to my mates !!
thats all good wardo its all about sharing, did they not enjoy it
Nice, I’ll take silver to Nick or Duke! I think this afternoon was a good team effort!!
they loved it……especially my Indian friend. He is such a top laugh. He called me to say it was better than Jordan’s Barbie song
I think we managed to cover the mainstream categories of the joke telling world!!
Did pedro delete any jokes ??
it was gold to the bigot sexist team captained by duke supported by taig and refreshments supplied by me
Marks And Spencers new advert states that it wouldn’t be Christmas without M&S.
They’re right too. It’d be Chrita.
wardo dont think so, he borrowed a few tho i bet
Start typing “what are” into Google and check out the auto-fill suggested search!
Someone invited me to become a fan of Islam through facebook…
My mate just sent me this, a little sick but its funny.
“Sing a song of Chelsea, and how they lost the cup
They took the game to penalties, then John Terry fucked it up
The team all looked like Avram, the players were so glum
But me i havent laughed so much since Lampard lost his mum”
wimbeldon good times
afternoon everyone
what a game this weekend I cant wait . this is the first time in a couple of years I really fell we are much better than chelsea. Chelsea have the slowest mid-filed in the EPL we have the bullet so 3-1 to us
I have all the Evidence we will bit them !
pedro tell em to fuck of once a gunner always a gunner
Right, time to behave!!
gents some quality jokes and banter this afternoon. abused just about every race and religion so no one can feel left out/ picked on.
that 32% beer company will be opening their new factory just across the street from my house.
I think the neighbourhood watch might need to up the budget for repairing the swing park after the local neds get their hands on that drink!
pedro that web design email was quality.
everyone gets those chancers trying to get freebies from work and you always wish you could reply like that. i’ve a guy just now that’s wondering if i could drop my £300k estimate to around £15k and still provide the same deliverables.
haha! Will do Nick.
There’s a pretty fit bird on my LG FB as well!
Pedro – Is it Skandi??
Mike, Geoff sent me this…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfprIxNfCjk
Spot on…
I’ve just gone right off that pikey cunt keane again. wanker
Mike – One bottle of that stuff and you wont even hear the rioting going on in the swing park!!
haha, Skandi wants to show her face soon… last minute drop out for beers on too many occasions!
Pedro – No good that!!
Send them this link Pedders: http://www.jihadwatch.org/ See how that goes down !
I must agree with Mike, you’ve pretty much trashed the world this afternoon.
People who get most offended about the jokes are usually very boring white people who have no friends of differing culture.
the two games chelsea had lost is Wigan and Astonvilla
Wigan is a mini tine Arsenal wanna be and Aston villa the only strength they have is counter attack and Dead ball we are the complete team and much much I say a lot better than those two and Chelsea lost both of those games away
whats the details is she a poster or a stalker if shes fit theres no wrong answer
my brother just told me his going to the game sunday with an ex player who played for both us and the chavs he has a box so my bro and his pals are going.
One of his pals is with said players niece.
My bro dont know player just glad to be going.
First question i would have asked his whos the player not him tho
The best Youtube video ever:
Pedro – Thats quality too! Shame Geoff deems us not worthy of it!!
Nik, 20 years old, looks like an Asian Cheryl Cole.
It’s about time I got a fit stalker that’s female.
pedro i found those jokes very offensive indeed
Good news
http://arsenalyouth.wordpress.com/2009/11/27/merida-available-for-city-tie-despite-reserve-red-card/#comment-12430
Pedro – No way! That video is classic!
Taig, what man wouldn’t piss themselves in that situation!
By the way people, I’m on the case of Le Grove t-shirts. I have a very talented artist on the case!
Pedro – Medium please!!
I’m considering printing the last 3 hours of todays posts out! These jokes have been truly worthy of Joke Friday! In fact its been the funniest joke Friday I’ve had!!
guys have a good weekend,
by the time i caught up reading all the posts there was hardly any time to join in before finishing work.
off downstairs for an overpriced peroni.
looking forward to a victorious sunday.
Nick – If you’re surname is Evans I’m about to freak the fuck out and say we have a mutual friend!!
Laters Mike, enjoy!
Taig, it’s Bendtner… his brothers name is Thomas!
Mike, enjoy your Peroni… I don’t believe there is such thing as an over priced one!
Oh no… we’re interested in another winger from Sevilla!
Pedro – Ha ha!
What are your thoughts on Asahi? I love the stuff but the headaches the next morning often make me think twice! I still drink it, just think twice about it.
TAIG, my second favourite beer! I believe GM is also a fan.
I like Asian beer, it’s a bit drier than the UK stuff.
Pedro – It makes one of my mates go proper funny though! We have to limit his intake of it!!
NIck/Taig and duke most of those jokes were hilarious, afew were tasteless but I forgive you coz the good was more than the bad.
TAIG NOT ME BUDDY I DONT HAVE A FACE BOOK fuck the caps locks
Nick – Nothing to do with facebook mate. My mate just forwarded me an email about Tactical Nuclear Penguin and the guy that sent it to him is Called Nick Evans. Just a big coincidence!! I hope!!
Mimi – I hope so……
na still not me just a coincidence or is it…..Na its not me my surname is griffin
Right its the end of the day and i have to work how shit is that
had a great laugh today nice one Taig wardo and the duke see you all Monday 
.
aka song judgement day
Nick – Nice one fella, cheers for the giggles!! Judgement day indeed!!
Pedro….that Dutch TV presenter lost the plot !!!!!!
how funny is that
No one in the audience laughs…….If I was there I’d be pissing myself laughing !!
night fella….thanks for all gags.
Guys, why had this Dutch presenter laugh?
*did not had
wardo – That was a classic case of laughing just because you know you shouldn’t be!! How many times did you get a bollocking at school for that!! But the dumb arse teachers simply never understood that there was nothing they could say or do to stop it!!
What’s so funny? Sorry guys, I’m not a Mother Teresa type of person but it’s unfair. People are talking about his problems and he is making them harm.
Maciek, if I was in the audience, I’d have been pissing myself!
Right, I’m off people… have a flipping great night ok!
Beer beer beer…!
Maciek – You can tell he means no harm. Its simply a case of getting the giggles. He’s laughing because he knows he shouldn’t be.
Pedro – Enjoy me old mucker!
Have you heard about the Japanese jock strap?
nakasaki
That’s a good one for you Pedro
goonermichael – the simple ones are the best!
Did you hear about the Russian prostitute? Onya Bakyabitch.
Or the one about the Ukranian man with 3 testicles? Oodya Nikabolokov.
Laters people….Asahi is calling me!!
That dutch guy is laughing because of the guests stupid voice (no offence to grovers with awful voices). He only laughs when that guy speaks. I would have done the same.
Ha ha ha Eboue
He sound good;
Argentina Under 17 international Damián Martínez has spoken for the first time since becoming an Arsenal player in the summer. However, Martínez will remain with parent club Independiente, who co-own the ‘keeper, until he is 18.
Arsenal have paid around $1 million dollars for 70% ownership of Damián while Independiente will hold the remaining 30%. They have given up all rights over the player yet will command 30% of any potential sell on fee. The Gunners will pay a further $1 million should the promising goalkeeper achieve certain targets set within his contract.
After impressing during a national team fixture against Chile, Steve Rowley recommended that the club take a closer look at ‘Dibu’s’ blossoming talent. Goalkeeping coach Miguel Angel Santoro accompanied Damián and his family to London for a trial and the coaching staff were instantly impressed. South American executive Richard Law thrashed out a deal after prolonged talks – the club were determined to make sure the prospect was London bound.
Speaking to Argentine publication Rojo News, the confident stopper is open-minded about the switch while admitting that it is an ‘important’ move.
“This is going to serve as experience whatever happens, good or bad. Everything will be important for my future so I am not nervous or anything.”
When quizzed on how his English is coming along, the River-Plate born youngster confirmed he has not learnt anything yet, but with time on his side, he’s optimistic it will come along nicely.
“With the English language, I’m quite bad, but everything can be sorted. I imagine I have lots of time to do it, so I’ll be able to learn English.”
At 190cm, Martínez is a towering prospect. Quick, agile and a dominant and decisive ‘keeper, all the coaching staff at Arsenal are very confident that their latest South American acquisition will be a real star for the future.
Article By – J.Sanderson
Taig
You a super dry fan?
Samir
He sound good
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yes they all do at 17-18 , but the truth is even until he is 25 he will probably NOT be good enough at the top level …
more like 30 ‘ish for most top goal keepers .
after years of experience …
i dont know what this fascination is with wenger to buy 17 year old CD’s and goal keepers ..
all we are doing is training up vito and the polish duo to eventually sell off , only to have them come back in the form of a rival team years later after we purchased them too early and at best broke even on them due to shelling out years of wages ..
Martínez sounds good , OK but i thought fabianski was our new number 1 of the future? ,
you wouldn’t think so reading into your final paragraph samir …
“all the coaching staff at Arsenal are very confident that their latest South American acquisition will be a real star for the future.”
meaning they were not confident prior ??????
your far better off buying ‘given’ for 2 mil or
any other mid table reliable goalie , im all for development but this is more like high stakes gambling than a sure bet …
Fucking dirty chav bastards – http://www.footylatest.com/chelsea-official-website-launches-attack-on-wenger/10560
fuck’em, Stu…
if someone is trying to belittle your opponents, means either complacency or fear
but hey, it’s now or never – if we lose, we’re fucked as far as league is concerned…
*his opponents
This is soo funny can’t stop laughing
That was just awful Gunnersmith. This is brilliant tho http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-enAlesvJw&NR=1
My prediction for Sunday is 3-1 to us.
We score early on. 1-0
Cheslea push up for the equaliser and we score again. 2-0
Drogshit then does his usual thing. 2-1
We keep our nerves and finish them off 3-1
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My prediction for sunday JT the shoplifters/drug dealers son will get sent off for deliberate handball in the box, and fab4 will slot it in for a narrow win….
If we lose, we are out of the title race. Wenger will start saying the same crap all over again.I have got many bad feelings about it.I hate chelsea.But Wenger never learns.
Did any one read steve howards story in the current bun about us?very thought provoking its obvious to me he must read Le Grove!!
Steve Howards article
Just a dozen league games completed and Arsenal already face a match that could well define their season.
Defeat by Chelsea at the Emirates on Sunday and the Gunners will trail the leaders by 11 points.
For the sixth consecutive campaign, that should be it as far as the title is concerned. And we are not even into December.
Their qualification for the Champions League knockout stage – from probably the easiest group of the lot, remember – cannot mask the fact it’s the same old Arsenal.
A joy to watch, of course. But still flaky, inconsistent, a huge liability away from home and an unsolved problem in goal.
And Arsene Wenger knows it.
The manager’s uncharacteristic descent in midweek into the sort of industrial language he only normally uses in private was a hangover from his side’s defeat at Sunderland last weekend.
As Wenger said after Arsenal’s first loss in 14 games: “This is a massive setback because we need consistency to win the title.
“Today we were not capable of that. It raises question-marks.”
The same old question-marks that have haunted him since Arsenal’s last championship triumph in the unbeaten season of 2003-2004.
The same old questions that surround a five-year record of just seven defeats at home but TWENTY-SIX away. Against just 14 for Chelsea and 18 for Manchester United.
It was also interesting to note Wenger’s lament: “If we had played Sunderland at home, we would have won.”
It was an admission that more or less confirmed the continuing doubts many of us have about this Arsenal team when they have to scrap for a result.
If their supporters thought some sort of corner had been turned, they have been disappointed.
Their away record is exactly the same as it was at this stage last season – P7, W3, D1, L3. While Arsenal have filled their boots at home against generally poor opposition, they have taken just seven points from their last six games on the road.
And they have lost all three against teams in the top half.
Now they await the visit of a Chelsea side who have won seven and drawn one of their last eight matches, rattling in 25 goals and conceding just two.
The old rule of thumb in London was Spurs could never beat Chelsea while Chelsea could never get the better of Arsenal.
That’s all changed since Roman Abramovich’s arrival with the Gunners winning just one of the last 14 meetings – including a grisly 4-1 loss at the Emirates last time out.
Those of us who backed Carlo Ancelotti’s team for the title at the start of the season are looking pretty smug at the moment (even smugger than usual).
Now Chelsea take on an Arsenal side without Robin van Persie, no left-back to speak of and the likelihood of William Gallas having to be patched up for a fixture that, but for its importance, he would have sat out.
Without Van Persie, the Arsenal attack is worryingly lightweight.
With Gallas struggling with a badly bruised eye (complicated by his use of contact lenses), the Arsenal defence looks as vulnerable against Didier Drogba and Nicolas Anelka as it proved to be against Manchester United in the 3-1 Champions League semi-final rout last season.
But that’s the price you pay for failing to purchase a decent keeper and persisting with inadequate cover at centre-back like Mikael Silvestre and Johan Djourou.
Then there’s Drogba’s speciality in unhinging Arsenal central defenders – though a one-eyed Gallas couldn’t be as bad as Philippe Senderos used to be.
Yes, Arsenal have a 100 per cent record at the Emirates and, on their day, can beat anyone.
But not, I suspect, with the team they will be putting out on Sunday. Even a draw will be a result.
Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/sunsport_columnists/2748051/Its-the-same-old-story-for-Arsenal.html#comment-rig#ixzz0Y67layQM
With players like Gallas,Vermy,Sagna,Rosicky,Arshavin,Fabregas,Waclott,Nasri….. etc etc in the team on Sunday I will be seriously pissed if we lose or even draw! Especially seeing we are at home.
reggie i dont realy agree wit that at all i think you are passing that on sunderland game which it was very clair most if not all players looked very faticked after just comming back from internationals chelsea on the other hand had much easier fixyureplaying at home.i feel with attacking players like aa,risicky,edwardo and fab will cause chelsea huge amount problems with there ability to inter-link plus the pace we have chelsea have a much more experienced and powerful central midfield but lack width and terry is very vulreble with pace and both teams are slightly weak at set plays,another thing is that people look at vern size and assums drogba would to powerful for him but from what i have seen of vern i dont think drogba would find it as easy as he did with toure vern is clearly much more agressive and more commanding.but i feel the real key to our victory lies with song and delinson
Leon it isnt me saying that it is a article which steve howard wrote, but the guy is suggesting what a lot of grovers are thinking but not saying?
I can see us beating Chelsea on sunday.
Then getting done by stoke next weekend.
AA23 thoughts exactly
http://goonersdiary.blogspot.com/
AA23
that’s because your delusional !
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we have won 1 out of 14 games in the past 6 years against them since roman has arrived ..
so please tell me oh might prophet how can you tell with such certainty we will win !
we SHOULD be box seat to win with home ground advantage .
but we lack the strikers you all thought we had so many of .. and now you will see what i mean !
What’s your prediction for sunday Ethan?
AA
a draw … – at best …
But my point AA23 is its too hard to predict !
you never know what arsenal will be there on the day .. you never know what team wenger will select ..
also i think we are already too far behind ,
same away record as last season , so you want to hope we can get 3 points , if only to hang in there and about’s the 4th spot region …
consistency and clinical finishing has haunted us since TH14 left .(and others obviously)
i still hold firm on needing 2 or 3 more quality street players before we can seriously challenge , we have won 1 game in 14 against them in 6 years !
those statistics are hard to ignore ..
i think WE will be up for it in the 1st half .
its the 2nd half i worry about .the mounting pressure ,
when we get that HOLD ON attitude !
and things start fucking up left , right and center !
this game will test big AL !
Arshavin has 6 goals in 13 starts. Not bad actually. Didn’t think he was doing that well.
There’s not a huge gap between us and Chelski. If we can win this one, we are only 5 points behind them, with a game in hand, which potentially leaves us two points behind them.
We can only hope that they struggle during the ACN and that Man Utd continue to play poorly, then it will be ours for the taking.
If the lads are man enough that is
There are no more excuses left.
We are no longer a young team. Its either we are good enough as Wenger tells us. Or we are not. Simple as.
No sense deluding ourselves if we cant get a result on Sunday.
Now is the time. Not Next Year not tommorow. No more talk of potential bollocks. Show us what the deal is Arsene.
C’Mon Arsenal. Makes us proud!
The ACN isnt going to make a great deal of difference to Chelsea. They dont have any particularly hard games during it anyway.
I wouldnt rely on them imploding just because of that.
‘Sabeel Indian Gunner’ clearly has no life
david ..
im not even sure sunday should even be the measuring stick . with our inability to win away
i think we will truly turn the corner when we can covert away points to the top 4 ..
I think we SHOULD win at home , im hoping so ..
but with injuries and RVP out im not sure how well things will go i can see it imploding just as easy as a victory …
a draw would be my guess because i really dont feel confident without a couple of clinical finishers in the team , because with the chev’s you only get 1 or 2 chances a game , so you must take them ..
and make em count , and we are worlds worst at doing that .. i hope AA or TV have blinders we need some individual inspiration on this one !
a collective team effort will not be enough . we need 2 or 3 of our best players to have blinders ..
now or never, fellas, now or never
suga
dead right …
i hope i dont see eboue unless sagna is out .
i hope i dont see diaby in … unless its a sub for height after a 4 – 0 lead ..
and song 2morra-night if he preforms i will stop riding him also .. but i think he will be exposed as these chev boys possess experience in the middle and he will fail to match up 2 them ..
one things for sure its a game NOT TO MISS !
interesting to see Wenger doing a bit of ‘bad cop’ approach…
he must read LG
hopefully, he will get them fired up, not shackled by the very shock of it!
Morning anyone.
Kinda agree with Ethan’s earlier comment. Titles are not won/lost during games between “Big 4″.
Like most of us, I usually wake up with a gut feeling about the weekends game, but today, I havent a clue.
Part of me says that without RVP, we are just a wee bit gay. Theo, Eddie, Ros, Nas are lightweight and fragile. Look at the power of Henry, DB, PV4 etc. Then look at yer Roonneys, Drogbas etc. I have said on here for a while we need a leader in the Adams, Keane, Gerrard mould.
BUT THEN. Maybe we will expose Chavs as slow, old and cumbersome and we will skip and dance merry circles around them. I really dont know. I do think that by now AW should decide who plays where, and stick with it. Start building understandings.
Here is to a Sunderland backlash, and we teach them a footballing lesson.
500
bnsb: how the fuck do you do it!
Agree with every word Micky89. And with Ethan, we just do not know which Arsenal will turn up.
The Chavs will be a stretch for Song, because they have such strength and power. Cesc can outthink and outskill them, but Song will be battling players with the same talents he has. I believe in the lad but hope to see him in tandem with Denilson to give some defensive back up.
I fear the inclusion of Diaby.
He spends all day waiting Micky
Al
Ebo Gal(?) Verm Sil
Ros Song Cesc
Theo Eddie AA
However, I think AW will play Den and Song.
New post?
Morning Big Raddy. Morning Geoff.