Yes you heard right we are about to sign QPR wonderkid Raheem Sterling, he’s 14 years old but if you live that long it’s great news. I remember when Henri Lansbury was captain of the England under 17′s, they said he was the heartbeat of the team, now we are debating whether or not to renew his contract, I guess we would if he wasn’t English, oops!
The press say we have made enquiries about horse face from Madrid, hmmmm, not a bad move I have to say, as cover, though I would still prefer Numbchucks, and Dennis is after a coaching role in England, Arsene, I think Pat is after retiring, could be a great move, think about it and call me if you want a chat.
Drogba and Fat Frank are back for the game on Sunday but so will William Gallas be, so I have no fear, I really think we’ll beat them, why? Because I think we are by far the better team.
Now we need to clear up the Song issue, let me tell you all that I don’t have a problem with him, we spend far too long debating him and we ought to move on, he’s in the team, he’s first choice and I fully support him, so let’s forget about it and talk about the real issues.
Denilson made a lively start by scoring his second goal of the season, yes his second goal of the season, we had a number of people on yesterday correcting Pedro on him scoring a goal, Pedro said it was his first, but he forgot his pearler against Everton, you know what, it’s not an offence, sometimes we get it wrong, I apologise to all those that remembered the first goal, let’s hope it’s not his last. The goal I meant, not the mistake!
What was funny though was Wenger almost annoyed that he had a shot from distance, Standard Liege had two that hit the post, maybe we should do it a bit more, you never know we may score more if we do and we may even get the fans behind us and staying in their seats in anticipation.
We need to be at our best to beat the chavs, but we need to be at our best against anyone, including Sunderland, that’s what you have to do to win things, play each game like it counts, why? Because it does, every game between now and the end of the season needs to be played like a cup final, if there’s anything to be learned from the loss at the weekend, it’s that.
I read that the spuds are in for Micah Riichards, you know what? We should be in for him, he’s a gooner, he’s versatile and he’s what we need, yes he’s a party boy, but we can sort that out in a heartbeat, we need big strong players at the back and he could be perfect, don’t lets lose another good player to the spuds, who did we lose you ask, Niko Kranjcar, for me he would have been a good signing.
We need ready made players, signing another 14 year old is just bollocks, however good he is, I remember signing Pennant, look what happened there.
Sunday is a long way away, but I have to tell you, I’m feeling confident, I think they will come thinking they’re playing the team that lost to Sunderland, I’m thinking they’ll meet the team that beat Wolves.
The final word must go to Andre Arshavin, he got riid of Hiiddink says the press, well done son, now go to work on Ancelotti, but try and do it before Sunday.
Have a great day Grovers, not long now, if we win this one, we’ll be sending out a message. We’re going to win the league!
That cannot be real can it? Looks properly put on like a wrestling match!
The big (well, for a midget) cunt was fucking rubbish! He got battered over and over in the face, learn to keep your gloves up you div!
Love how when the ref spots an infringement he just picks one of em up. Superb.
Bravo wardo, bravo
Nick – How fucking shambolic was that bet!! Djoko lost it for me straight away so at least the misery didn’t last long. Better falling at the first hurdle than the last!
wardo the little one in the blue was proper dirty felt sorry for him at first
the one in the red just loved taking a dig it was obvious what was gonna happen and he just kept walking in to em 
proper sick shit anyway 
what was you looking for when you found that you sicko 
B.B.K. Says:
November 26, 2009 at 11:15
you can call me negative all you want,but don’t call me jewish,thanks
I’ll beware the BBK inspired Kristallnacht then.
Taig if you had done it the way it came out you would have won a fortune..
the last game usually fucks me i only bet on football and lose enough there with out any other sport lending a hand.
Reg – classic hahaha
Nick / Tommo – its the handstand kick that made me laugh !! My mate posted it on my facebook with the caption “proper wrong”
@Reggie….
One of the main battles on Sunday could be between the keepers – as in who drops the biggest clanger? My money is on Cech, its been a few weeks since his last.
The ‘Moon’ is more likely to continue his invisble man role, as opposed to making a particular f**k up.
Bless big Al, why are so many of the nice guys sh*t and the d*ckheads really, really good?
wardo bet you a monkey the blue dwarf wins
Ah bollox how do you insert an image here?
Basically, I see wot u did there.
See link for details.
http://eatthiscity.com/wp-content/upload/1251828129-i_see_what_you_fucking_did_there_bird.jpg
magit – lmfao
Nick….blue dwarf. He doesn;t have a hammer behind his ear does he ???
Those hand stands were bloody funny.
Now that was funny!!
all I can say is “wow”, Wardo. I think we’re on the same page tho from what I’ve seen over the last day or so.
@Jimmythegun – I wouldn’t call Almunia shit – there’s far worse than him. It’s just a bit of a shame that our best keeper is only “ok” and not “great”.
There’s not many world class keepers available that we can get. Fabianski aint exactly tried and tested now is he?
Regarding the clash of the clangers – I’ll agree with you on that one, Cech is due an epic fuck up.
pssst…who’s the moon??
Manuel ‘The Moon’ Almunia – part-time goalkeeper, full-time nice guy!
magit – you just seen that video ??
bad isn’t it…..
He does seem like a bloody nice bloke.
I can see the Verminator taking out Dogshite and saying have some of that you fuckin pussy…….
Yeah, I thought he delt with the Mad Jens situation with a lot of dignity.
I bloody loved that mad German b*stard though, even through the playacting and Almunia bullying. I know he had a mistake in him from time to time, but he was a match winner on more than one occasion.
Bit for difficult to say that about Al, although he was immense at OT in the Champs League last year.
vern got done by bent,so i don’t know how he’s gonna deal with drogba
Jimmy TG
Agree with Jens…..although everytime we had a corner against us i thought “here we go – he’ll get sent off now”
He got away with blue murder that bloke
Nah BBK he will do him good and proper mate!!
I agree BBK. Verm is a pile of shit.
In fact Cesc is fcuking useless also.
Gibbs isn’t worthy.
AW has no idea.
And the Spuds a brilliant
disband everything, there’s no point!
Wardo take it from me mate BBK is not a spud? never in a million years……
reggie – do you know him then?
Why does he seem to hate everything Arsenal ?
Agreed regarding crazy Jens. Gotta love that man, off his fucking rocker but a superb goalkeeper nonetheless.
I guess if we win a significant trophy with Almunia between the sticks it might go someway towards dispelling the doubts about him.
The same could be said for a lot of the squad though – you can have all the talent in the world but you gotta win something to be considered world class.
Anyone heard anything from Wenger’s Thursday press conference regarding available players ? Anyone back from Nursey’s room yet ?
unless kroenke is sure he can get usmanovs shares whats the point of trying to buy the club? usmanov holds a blocking stake.
therefore kroenke could never completely control the club. without those shares kroenke would always have to hold an AGM for example.
I cant see usmanov selling. even for no other reason than just to be obstructive.
No i dont know him personaly? hes been blogging a long time on here and all he wants is the same as all our fans do is a winning team, and not be perenial under achievers!!
chary – not sure there is press conf today mate.
could be wrong but I always thought it was Friday’s or 1 day before match.
not 100% on this tho
I have in my very proud possesion a Mad Jens t-shirt……… the nutta was a legend!
reggie….I know he has. I have been blogging here for over 18 months now.
He has always been so negative and I use to think “jeez. This guy is depressed”
But, he never ever seems to say anything positive when we win or look like we’re in a promising posn.
I’m not so sure mate.
Same here Reggie, I remember it was debated on here (in a “mass” fashion of course) a while ago whether there were Thursday or Friday press conferences and whether they depended on if the weekend game was on Saturday or Sunday.
Like most here we’re eager for news of returning players/availabilities.
“part-time goalkeeper, full-time nice guy” – thats quality.
Lehmann is a prime example of why nice guys shouldnt play in goal !!!
Well said JimmyTG
im not happy with the club because we should be so much better then what we are,these past 5 years wenger has weakened us so much that you would think it’s a totally different club since 03-04
Nah wardo 100% he aint no spud he likes to gee people up with his comments? thats just the way he is…
arshavin is the man – he will save our bacon (not traore’s cos he doesn’t like it) think of his match-winning performance in the Euros, then 4 against Liverpool. we’re due another one Andre!
I’m with you all the way Wardo !!
Wot sort of Arsenal fan predicts a 5-0 loss for Sunday !!!!
Doesn’t even say it like it would be the worst thing in the world either…
And now he’s praising Bent as well. Who did Bent last play for again….??
Well I’m not waiting for a combo of Clouseau, Columbo and Scooby Doo to turn up before I wish him Happy Hannukkah !!!
I would have figured that out for myself Sharkey, if it hadn’t a been for you meddling kids !
why we bullying BBK his ok let him be and the r.a.ceism is quite disturbing
hahaha – sharkey. The last bit cracked me up.
Oi ss you lumping me in with clouseau you wrong on!!
how is saying vern got done by bent,praising him
SS, he’s made it clear he doesn’t want to be called Jewish. Do you mind refraining from such obscenities.
Zieg hail
lose 0-5??? no way. we are going to dish out a footballing lesson. show those chelsea feckers just how far they have to go. 3-0 The Arsneal! get in
The way you say it Solomon (!), you are doing down one of our own, and bigging up a Spud.
Thats praising a spud in my book
YOU CUNT SHARKEY :LOL:
Not every team can win, there are other teams that have been better than ours over the last 5 years. If you need a trophy to feel justified in supporting a club thats your perogative.
Although I’m not happy with mediocrity, I’ll support The Arsenal through thick & thin
With that said, if you think that The Arsenal are miles behind the rest you are sorely mistaken. We are inches from being a great team and dominating English football again.
I just wish Wenger would bite the fucking bullet and buy some world class defensive players to balance our undoubted attacking potential Vermaelen is one, who’s the next?
lol Nick “Griffin” is back to talk about Race
Nick. Its not rac(i)st..I aint generalising about any group or race or insinuating that theres anything bad about being Jewish
Reggie…..i can see what you are saying but its not gee’ing people up. Its taking the p155 out of my club.
Nick – there is no r.a.ceism mate. I would not do that……
BBK – why do you say things like Chavs will beat us 5 nil ?? its not on mate !
Theres nothing wrong with being a front wheel? aint that right sharkey!!
if you say so sharkey, i think you are but lets not get into it.
Reggie
man united have been dominating this league for the past 20 years now they always seem to win so why can’t we.Wenger had it all before 2005 and threw it all away for us,now he is struggling to build another trophy winning team.
Maqit You’re on dodgy ground there mate. And in that context my initials of SS look suspect as well
Funnily enough I just watched a film called ‘Downfall’ this week, its about Hitlers last days in his bunker.
You’d have loved it Nick, its in German with subtitles…
I know you absolutely love ‘indie’ movies
well put Tommo….. we haven’t been out of the top 4 for 12 yrs. We aren’ that far behind….
I agree with everything you just wrote !!! Just a 2 decent buys and we’re there
Nick .. the ‘Solomon’ bit was a (poor?) stereotype, I’ll adnit that much.
Front wheel Reggie.?? I’m lost ….
wardo they smashed us last season 1-4 we haven’t brought in anyone of note that will make the different for us,especially against them.ok maybe i was going overboard saying 5-0 but i thin it can happen especially with our defence
Sharkey you know me well.
Taig whats the odds of ANDREA and jordon getting back together and renewing their vales??
Also could you tell me what the odds for 0-0 would be on sunday???
Wardo how long have we been saying that for “Just 2 decent buys and we’re there” Thats what BBK is saying but a bit more aggresive !!
haha – didn’t think of that Sharkey.
Have you seen the clips of downfall with football scenario subtitles? very funny
Call yourself a londoner Sharkey well i never? Nick got it and you are both from the same neck of the woods!
BBK – we could lose on Sunday.
If I were 100% sure we were going to win I would double my mortgage and place a bet.
Its football anything can happen. We could beat them 5-0. Stranger things have happened.
I dont dislike you in the slightest its just you slate my club constantly which gets on my nerves. So much so, I do doubt (rightly or wrongly) your support.
Are you 100% sure we are going to lose on Sunday ?? tell my the truth.
Maq. Now you mention it, I think I have.
I saw the comedy clips on youtube some time ago but never bothered to think about what film it was.
Cracking film btw
“I dont dislike you in the slightest its just you slate my club constantly which gets on my nerves. So much so, I do doubt (rightly or wrongly) your support.”
Repeated from me !!! Cheers Wardo, and apologies for the Pedro style bindippery
but i know the streets and he plays with numbers ask him this 55367623472134986713894f:-647367:f1 and he watch how quick he answers
sharkey…..Reggie is using slang.
Front wheel skid. Dustbin Lid = Yid
4 by 2 = jew
I am not prejudice against jews in the slightest.
How do you make copper wire ????
Let two spuds fight over a penny
yes,i think we will lose i.m.o
BBK is certain wardo. He always is and but it’s win win. He can never be dissappointed. His real name is yossell cohen btw
wardo
BBK – you now “think” we’ll lose ??
earlier it was we “WILL” lose
You may as well place a bet on the chavs to win then……
look dudes all im saying is to cain the jews is the same as any other race or religion and some on here get their nuts out when the above is even hinted towards them.
I dont give fuck just pointing it out is all.
ok wardo we will lose
that was for you arsefaceshitnose
Isnt whats happening to BBK right now called cyber bullying??
Nick…..you’re bang on.
But Spuds call themselves “Yid Army” even the spuds I know that are not jewish.
I has nothing to do with the Jewish religion now although it obviously started out that way.
not sure this makes perfect sense but I’m just trying to justiofy being a r.a.ceist cnut
only kidding.
I guess the gist of my point is (assuming I’ve got one…) by all means criticise and pick apart the team after the game.
But before the game? Seriously WTF?
If you call it being realistic I’m calling bullshit – objective realism is based on a proper detached analysis of the squads – and you gotta say we have MORE than a fighting chance.
Irresistable force vs imoveable object or other such skysports BS.
I’m openly prejudiced against spuds. My bro is my best mate, but he is a spud cunt. It’s like your favourite shirt being made of barbed wire.
Oh yeah – MAXIMUM YER THATS B.B.K – bear man in the queue and ting.
Fuckin hate that shit! LOLOLOL
BBK – mate ! Do you have any fiends……they need to keep an eye on you you depressing sod
if you are that sure of it then, go and place a bet. Stick £20,000 on it.
wardo
im not judging just calling what i see…
Wardo – gambling might be against his beliefs. You cant ask him to do that
Nick – i know mate. its a fair one in my book.
Inside…. dont you start on BBK now
Bad luck Tommo, it must be soul-sucking to have a spud sibling. I’d rather have no brother than a spud for one.
I think the FC Twente supporters call themselves “Yuden” although hardly any there supporters are jewish. Calling a spud a yid is nothing to do with anti-semitism – it’s all about anti-spudi-ism.
Tommo
My brother is a spud as well. I have to laugh at him all the time.
That’s Ajax Chary
OK I am off, and guys lay off BBK, I am sure he is a gooner, he had no complaints after we beat the spuds, and has tipped us to win the FA cup this year.
PEACE
Feyenord sing
Hammas, Haas
gas the jews
gas the jews
take care inside….
not hummous that’s a tasy dish made of chick peas
Gooner M…….they are bang out of order with that one.
Jeez. Imagine if we sung that to the spuds…..SS news would love it. Weekend off for them again
have you seen Bruno GoonerMichael ???
Some funny stuff in that but, at the same time. Disturbing images….
BBK can be a miserable sod but he never calls names or bully’s bods on here so lets try to drop him out fellas its not nice his ok its like kicking a puppy im my eyes yes it might have a spud shirt on but its still a puppy
…only joking lets play nice
I went to the friendly last year in Amsterdam and there was a feyenord fan singing it. The Ajax fans used to wear the stars like the concentration camp stars.
Oh right GoonerM – I read it somewhere but I knew it was some dutch team. I must have memories of McClaren’s memorable dutch/englidsh interview in my mind.
Well said Nicky boy!!
Afternoon All…
Thx for the post Geoff…good read as (almost)always
time is edging closer for the slaying of chelski,and winning the war of London,rip London bridge to pieces and send a warning to the rest of the premier…be aware ,,we are determined and focused on domination of the premier for the next 10-15 years…and Ancelotti..hurry pack youre bags youre on your way back to the mob…where you belong..
i think that chelski will never recover from the beating we’re about to give them,this is something they will always remember…a true whipping leavin them for dead and buried…how on earth are a bunch of old half decent footballers going to put up a fight against the best team and talent in the world…well its quite easy..they cant…they will come sunday night be dead and buried…
Arsenal Paradise…….Forever !!!!
tom.
Sharkey, Wardo, Tommo the new guy you guys rock!!!!!!!
Lets kick spud out of Le-Grove
Mhahahahahaah
lol Nick……good humour and well delivered message.
I’ll try my best.
Gents and you Nick, wind it in eh, let’s direct all our angst towards those Chav bastards not one of our own..
there is a spud that comes on now and then no one says fuck all to him and he is a self proclaimed spud
but people take enjoyment out of gooners pissing on other gooners 
good times
oi DDM IM A LAAAAAAADY…..
i ment Gent 
Gallas a major doubt for Sunday.
damn it gets worse!
wado is an absolute genius i am a spurs fan,how did ya know wardo???????
Well I deffo ain’t caned anyone according to their race or background.
I didn’t even know what ‘front wheel’ meant !!!
BBK YOU BEST BE BEING IRONIC/SARCASTIC
wasn’t too hard BBK !
NEWSFLASH ******* Shock Horror Nick is a Ladyboy!! ********
Nick…the other spurs fan you mention doesn;t say half the shit that BBK does.
I’ve said a few times that BBK probably a decent fella. But, if i were on a spuds site I’d enjoy winding them up some also….
Newsflash 2
*****DDM found out the “hard” way******
wardo that was a mighty fine guess,well done you should be very proud of your achievement,10 outta 10….
Nick who’s the spud didn’t see one
Fair play Nick…love the puppy analogy
cheers BBK……you can now change your name to Hamish and continue to blog.
Just be careful what you say bout my team.
wardo his playing the long game then and the only one thats really took any notice is you.
so he keeps me positive in around about way 
after all this time thought he would have just fucked off, just put him down as an extremist in the fact that if he fears the worse anything but is a bonus to be honest i laugh when i look at his comments coz he gives me a bit of perspective in regards to its not that bad really
wardo he loved it
atleast its his eye not his ankle, theyve got 2 full days to get him sorted, gallas will be ok
GS tricky the flying spur or just tricky
Nick……I know a property developer who found out the hard way in Paris. Somewhere that sounds like the Vor Doin…..
He was told to keep to the left to avoid lady B’s………he walked up there pissed staying over to the left. He walked to the end then turned and headed back. He stayed on the left…..obviously the side he should have been on was the right as he is now heading in the oposite direction………..
Needless to say, we slate him over and over and over bout it.
atom at least we senderos if not
wardo i think you should alert geoff and pedro about me being a yid you must be well chuffed to have outted the jew.
wardo
bad times 
thats one conversion you wouldn’t want on your portfolio
nick, itll be even worse…. silvestre
na his on the team sheet already at left back
more than a convo nick……..the quote is “I’m not sure. Could not tell”
hahaha – its so bad. The bloke has no shame !!
NAPLES — Ten North Naples Middle School students were suspended last week after district officials said they participated in “kick a Jew day.”
District Spokesman Joe Landon said a student told the dean of students at dismissal on Thursday that she was kicked because it was “kick a Jew day.”
BBK -Trust you to know when its kick a 4 by 2 day !!
do you stay indoors for that one?
Gents it’s been a pleasure.
I’m off, gotta be up at realfuckinearly o’clock to fly to Glasgow for a work thingy.
No doubt I’ll be celebrating our win over the chavs on Saturday.
Cheers, later
wardo
conversion = changing house to flat’s (change one to another) developers love doing that low outlay high in take
Portfolio= properties you own or have worked on (things you have done)
that was off the cuff stuff and fitted both angles you made me ruin it now
…… 
nah i go out with my star attached to my jacket,hoping to be kicked
Munglersssss
haha Nick – missed it.
FRANCHISE MISSSSSSSSED YER BUDDY HOW YOU BEEN??? ;grin:
BBK – you are a depressing little sod.
Bet you enjoy getting kicked……
BBK stop rubbing round his legs you know he will kick ya
hey Franchise….whats up?
I reckon we’ll beat Chelsea 2-1.
Walcott with a brace, and Anelka with one. I read it in a sports almanac which was given to me by an old man who looked suspiciously familiar.
right – i’m off.
have a good one all….
yeah wardo love it,nothing better then a good ol kicking
Laters Wardo have a good one mate
HB