£40 million for Cesc? Now that sounds like a right load of bow locks to me.

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So the Sun announced that Arsenal have slapped a £40 million price tag on Cesc Fabregas, the story goes that we have finally given in as the money is too tempting.

Arsenal mouthpiece and propaganda machine Arsenal.com have said nothing, not that that means much as they never do until the story has been out for a week! But until I hear from the horses mouth that Cesc is for sale, I will treat it with the usual disdain.

I really hate the way the media keep picking on us, if Arsenal had even the slightest clue about marketing and PR strategies they would have sorted this out years ago, obviously they don’t. Ivan if you need help, just ask, I do this for a living.

So this is for you, you nasty, seedy, lying hack reporters.

Cesc Fabregas was the original foundation stone in Arsene Wengers ‘Project Youth’ he would no more sell him than one of his limbs, period.

If John Terry is worth £45mil, Kaka £56mil and Ronaldo £80mil then why on earth would Arsenal set a price tag on the youngest of them all at £40mil?

I’m sorry but you really are a complete bunch of clueless, unintelligent, barely literate, wankers.

Enough said let’s move swiftly on to the delusional David O’Leary, he said that he would only consider being an assistant manager at Manchester United and Arsenal, really David? Who wouldn’t! Anyway you blotted your copy book when your disgusting Leeds side went out to maim us and you celebrated like you had won the world cup, all you did was to ruin our season and get Nigel Winterburn’s nose smashed in, I never want to see you in North London again, let alone Arsenal.

It’s funny because as a manager I always liked O’Leary, I’ve played golf a few times with his brother Pearce and he really is a nice guy, but after that day, he was finished in my eyes, finished I tell you.

The Sun rumour of yesterday that we talked about here on Le Grove, was that we may swap Ade for Flamini plus £20mil, I went with that story because I so, so wanted to believe it, I know it’s probably not true as it was of course a Sun story, but as Wenger has said Ade can go if he wants to, he really should get shot of him, it’s madness to keep a player you said that about.

Finally, and again another rumour, Wenger has now offered Senderos and money for Melo, I can’t help thinking there must be some truth in the Melo story because like the Nasri, Arshavin and Vermaelen rumours, this one won’t go away.

I guess Arsenal will have to publicly diss the Cesc story, so expect something there today, but we really should report Barca and Madrid to FIFA for all their bile, they are once again trying to unsettle an Arsenal player and that really is against the rules.

Finally, yesterday was a guest post on Le Grove and a well written one too, but from next weekend anyone guesting will be asked to stay by their post for the day so they can answer the inevitable questions, it was a great post though, so well done Finestcuts.

Have a great day Grovers, I expect lots of news very soon!

683 Responses to “£40 million for Cesc? Now that sounds like a right load of bow locks to me.”

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  1. ManGoonian

    Stu;

    My heart bleeds for you, no, seriously, it is bleedin, all over the cat as we speak… can someone call an abulance?

  2. Pedro

    A… you wish it was like that… me and baxter would be nicking birds like nobodies business… you’d be moaning about the noise! ;-)

  3. Baxter Wall

    And Zorro and Man-goo (uuurrrghhh!) sitting there eating there pork scratchings in their cardingans moaning about progress.

  4. Pedro

    Ahh… new emoticons.

    We should celebrate with an unveiling ceremony… I’ll invite 15,000 Grovers to it!

  5. zorr0

    Baxter, you raise a good point about creating a buzz over a new ‘product’, but we are talking a footballer, not a new razor! There are ways of creating enthusiasm without resorting to that crap!

  6. Baxter Wall

    I’m having Messi’s bird first Pedro. Hope you don’t mind stirring another mans porridge.

    You might want to pass on that.

  7. Pedro

    So… Kaka didn’t get an unveiling then?

    You’d be pretty gutted after a costing £56mill.

    If I were a Madrid fan… I’d be more excited about him joining.

  8. Baxter Wall

    Ronaldo will be news the world over tonight. Every “undecided” kid will be transfixed. That becomes shirts sold and merchandise shifted. Flashy product launchs shift products.

    Arsenal are stuck in the ’30 as regards business.

  9. Pedro

    Baxter, I’m sure Gazidis will bring his own bit of Disney to Arsenal… he’s supposed to be a bit of a marketing guru.

  10. zorr0

    lol, MG and I would be nicking the birds off you lot once they realised you thought Clitoris was either a Greek island or the name of Beckham’s new kid!

  11. zorr0

    Baxter, no he is not a product. He is a footballer. A man who was blessed with extraordinary talent, but no more than that. He is not a neurosurgeon saving lives, or a squaddie risking his life for fuck nows what in Helmland, just a bloke who can kick a ball very well.

    He fucked Paris Hilton, need I say more.

  12. Pedro

    Who hasn’t Zorro!

    He is a product… he is there to generate big money and big success. He’ll be marketing everything for the next 4 years… That’s why they’ve over hyped this unveiling… a sign of things to come.

  13. Pedro

    Again Zorro… I don’t know what a G spot is… I don’t want to know.

    Get the job done and move on with the ladies.

  14. zorr0

    lol, Pietro, You can save a lot of time and energy if you know where and how to concentrate your efforts!

  15. Baxter Wall

    Your version of Zorro probably din’t bother with the cape or the mask or the Z sword signature. Just some guy that blends into a crowd.

    And never parties!

  16. Baxter Wall

    Well all that stuff and heart surgeons reminded me of the question you got asked at school..why doesn’t a bin man get paid the same as a businessman

  17. arsenal fella

    Fiorentina have reached an agreement with Juventus for the joint ownership of midfielder Marco Marchionni.

    Marchionni will now play for the Viola next season, provided he can agree personal terms, after the two clubs struck an accord.

    Reports in Italy suggest that Juve could now open negotiations with their Serie A rivals in a bid to bring Felipe Melo in the opposite direction.

    The Brazil international, who has also been linked with a switch to Arsenal, insists he is happy at the Stadio Artemio Franchi.

    Meanwhile, Fiorentina have also confirmed the signing of defender Cesare Natali from Torino.

  18. zorr0

    BW, you don’t get a nickname like Zorro without being an expert swordsman! And you don’t get the chance to use your sword by standing in the background!

  19. Pedro

    Zorro… saving time isn’t a problem when you have premature ejaculation!

    Just kidding… I’m pure stud.

    Right, off to buy my copy of hello and watch some big brother!

    Happy blogging!

  20. Pedro

    MG, you keep poor Stu on the back foot all the time… he shows you his emoticons and you give him nothing…

  21. Baxter Wall

    I hope Geoff gives it a proper rant about Real Madrids marketing machine vs ours today! I’m looking forward to a full on blog hairdryer in AFC’s direction!

  22. tonyadamsisgod

    Slow slow morning, hey!

    So let me just say that Real Madrid fans have possibly found the only way left to inflate Ronaldo’s ego even more! I mean for fuck sake people, storming the stage to get to him?? Get a grip, its football, you paid £80m and he’ll be half the footballer and double the celebrity now that he isn’t under Fergie! You mark my words, we have seen the best of Ronaldo by a long way and I would imagine Madrid fans will soon realise that their best player turns out to be Kaka by a country mile!

  23. tonyadamsisgod

    Arsenal FC Blog are doing a guest post today! Geoff, didn’t you guys copyright that idea?

  24. Mayank

    I know TAIG made me want to puke seeing Ronaldo ‘strut his stuff’. Also lets see how many Rooneys he gets in RM who are ready to suppress their talents for his.

  25. tonyadamsisgod

    Mayank – I know mate, like I said, he’ll be half the player and live double the party life style….

  26. Franchise

    Guys i reckon Ronaldo would go on stronger. he is a very committed athlete. committment + talent = success

    he looks like a partying animal but words from OT say that he was the hardest worker in training and that he did a lot of personal training when everyone else had gone home

  27. Mayank

    Commitment + talent + co-workers’ commitment = success
    commitment + talent + co-workers’ egos = partay!

  28. Franchise

    Mayank dont waste ur energy hating on the lad. the guy is class and with other classy players around him he would look better. ronaldo has played with other world class players @ united and never had any publicised problems with any1. it wld be the same at Madrid IMO. as slimy as he looks he is a gentleman. So is Kaka. i definitely would be watching more la liga next season.

    Barca’s trinity vs Madrid’s

  29. tonyadamsisgod

    Fergie played a big part in Ronaldo’s commitment and we all know about his distain for the celebrity lifestyle hence Beckham leaving OT. There will be no such restraint at Real Madrid where all you here about is players hitting the town, drinking loads and going home with a different girl every night! There aint nout wrong with that but it is a problem for a footballer!

  30. gnarleygeorge9

    Fran

    So probably did ade, until he started to believe his own hype. Anyway, as for Ronaldo, outa sight outa mind IMO. I never watch that sterile comp they call La Liga.

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