On the day it was announced that American pop idol Michael Jackson had died, King Cesc announces he is staying, Michael Jackson made some fantastic records of that there is no doubt, he was a very odd man and we could debate him all day, suffice to say we shouldn’t as so many people are divided on him, much like our defensive midfield options, so I say let’s leave it there and spend today talking about our beloved Arsenal.
Cesc has said – ‘So, for anyone who is unclear or may have misunderstood what my position is, let me make myself absolutely crystal, ‘I am wholeheartedly committed to Arsenal and my future lies with this great club’
As we suspected yesterday his words were twisted so let’s now hope he stops giving those interviews to the third world press, stick to the real papers Cesc, only talk to the Sun, the Star or Sky Sports, the media that the people can believe, … oh and by the way Cesc, I really was being wholeheartedly sarfuckingcastic!
I said yesterday he has no doubt been miss-quoted, however… I think he was sending out a message to his boss, he was saying yes of course we have immense talent coming through but we need some ready mades, now, like the Spanish team, they mix the young’uns with the experienced players and that is what we need to do, I hope you took it on board Arsene.
I watched the Newcastle game last night on Arsenal TV, and had forgotten just how talented Vela is, why we don’t use him more is beyond me, you know what? Le grove didn’t sign him, Arsene did, so why does he prefer to put the likes of Eboue, Nasri and Diaby there, it’s a mistery, I was also impressed with Nasri, who linked up in the middle with Cesc so well and the football was breathtaking, we have the players if we play them, with Rosicky and Eduardo coming back we do look like we could be awesome next year but if we signed, say Zapata and Cana or Melo to add strength, we would be unstoppable.
Clichy and Gibbs for me are already better at left back than Cole, the option of Vela, Traore and Gibbs on the left wing are in place, start using Diaby, Nasri and Rosicky in the middle with Cesc and we are strong in the middle, add the two I mentioned and we have no weak point in the team when we get injuries.
Then start blooding Wilshere, JET and Ramsey when we need to and get rid of the rest.
I was even impressed with Ade, he does give us the big gangly centre forward option as does Nikki B, but when he’s not playing well we may as well play with 10 men.
I would have a clear out, I would seriously consider selling Eboue, Senderos, Silvestre and Ade, with that done we could bring in some strength where we need it, if Wenger rated Senderos he wouldn’t have tried to sell him to Milan, so why persevere? Eboue is dissaffected so sell him, if we can’t get Zapata then swap him plus cash for Sackho. Don’t buy Bassong, he’s not good enough.
I really believe that the solutions would cost this club nothing, and it would send a message out to the team, the fans and the world of football, that this season Arsenal are coming to play.
So well done Cesc, unlucky Michael and good luck Eboue, enjoy Paris.
I hope you all agree that today smells a little better than it did this time yesterday when Sky sports and the Sun were having a we hate Arsenal fest, screw you, you Manc lovers, Arsene will learn from this and next season, we will clean up.
Have a great day Grovers, I feel something in my water today
Le Grove is now smart phone compatible!
Pedro
Geoff
June 26, 2009 at 09:17
NEW POST!
June 26, 2009 at 09:17
Top 3
June 26, 2009 at 09:18
Up with the Cock, Up with the Cock, at six o’clock she’s up with the Cock!!
June 26, 2009 at 09:18
Geoff. Loved the oxygen tent line !!
June 26, 2009 at 09:18
Arsenalised
June 26, 2009 at 09:18
R.I.P Mike Jackson
June 26, 2009 at 09:19
Thanks Raddy, it shows a diet of beer, chips and cigars is healthier doesn’t it!
June 26, 2009 at 09:22
I’ll say it once and then move on. Love him or hate him, Michael Jackson was a fucking musical genius and the world wont see another talent like him!!
CANA! CANA! CANA! CANA! CANA! CANA! CANA! CANA! CANA! CANA! CANA! CANA! CANA! CANA! CANA! CANA! CANA! CANA! CANA! CANA! CANA! CANA! CANA! CANA! CANA! CANA! CANA! CANA! CANA! CANA! CANA! CANA! CANA! CANA! CANA! CANA! CANA! CANA! CANA! CANA! CANA! CANA! CANA! CANA! CANA!
June 26, 2009 at 09:22
morning all!
June 26, 2009 at 09:22
Good post geoff.
June 26, 2009 at 09:23
Is Eboue really off?
June 26, 2009 at 09:23
morning all…
nice rhyme geoff
June 26, 2009 at 09:24
Too right Tony Adams. He was the legend of my generation.
June 26, 2009 at 09:26
Taig:have you seen melo play? I think he is good 4 us bt cant judge btwn him and cana coz i havent seen cana’s game yet.apart from youtube clips.
June 26, 2009 at 09:27
Melo isnt good enough for us. Not as Cesc’s partner anyways. Why dont you guys get it ?
CANA is the man as Cesc’s partner.
June 26, 2009 at 09:28
Legend of my generation was Thierry Henry.
June 26, 2009 at 09:29
Also lets keep Ade , if we dont get atleast 20 for him.
Not a penny less than that.
June 26, 2009 at 09:29
DB10 without a doubt!!!!
June 26, 2009 at 09:29
Geoff:couldnt agree more.thierry is the king.
June 26, 2009 at 09:29
definately could do with a clear out. To much average experienced talent getting in over exciting and possibly world class youth that really are not getting the chances that they need to grow
June 26, 2009 at 09:30
And Bobby Pires too !
June 26, 2009 at 09:31
Denis Kolodin !!!!!
Russian CM
He’s the real McKoy.
Its Maciek’s shout from last night !!!
187cm, 26 or 27 yrs old
June 26, 2009 at 09:31
Farrah Fawcett arrived in heaven and was granted one wish. She asked that all the children on earth would be safe…..
June 26, 2009 at 09:33
Everyone seems to be of the opinion that Melo is too much of a calamity. Steven Howard in The Sun says that Wenger must have sense of humour if he is interested in Melo. He says he can tackle. Badly.
I haven’t seen much of either but going on reports and the such Cana seems to be a little more refined and I get the impression he can play forwards a lot more than Melo. I doubt Cana’s disciplinary record is spotless but it might not be 17 yellows and 3 reds!!!!! Thats at least 6 games, probably more that he was banned for!! We could do without that during early 2010 and the ACN!!
June 26, 2009 at 09:33
How tall is that then Sharkey, in English!
Sparrow, she got some of her wish then. I used to fancy her in the 70’s she was crumpet.
June 26, 2009 at 09:34
Bergkamp is mine Geoff but that’s football, this is music.
June 26, 2009 at 09:34
Thing is people Wenger isn’t interested in Cana, not sure he is in Melo either.
June 26, 2009 at 09:35
What is music?
June 26, 2009 at 09:35
Sharkey , this guy from Shakhtar is ace too . Apparently Liverpool is sniffing around.
http://visualrian.com/images/item/379319
June 26, 2009 at 09:37
Morning all – I never had any doubt the mank loving SSN/british rags were up to their usual job of undermining the Arsenal; they can’t help themselves.
It seems to be the raison d’etre of the red tops to victimise and try to drive our captains out – starting back with TA06, and every skipper since. All we can do as gooners is to not bleive their filth/crap and stick up 2 fingers at them while saying “fuck you, you cunts – we love Arsenal and we don’t give a shit how much you want to pretend we’re in meltdown”.
But “It’s a mistery” ? Do what ?
Fingers crossed for another Friday signing.
June 26, 2009 at 09:37
yeah Geoff Farrah was a fox!
okay one more more jacko joke, would have been funnier yesterday…
News reports that Michael Jackson is in A&E having a heart attack are
false. He is in the childrens ward having a stroke..
June 26, 2009 at 09:37
Geoff – I get the impression he isn’t interested in either too. Oh and Farrah Fawcett was a little hotty but she is nothing next to Raquel Welch!!
June 26, 2009 at 09:38
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?
Fergie has Giggs to play in August!
June 26, 2009 at 09:39
cmon , guys these are in bad taste . Atleast today .
June 26, 2009 at 09:40
What’s the difference between MJ and SAF.
Fergie will still be playing Giggs in August.
June 26, 2009 at 09:40
Who’s gonna be the first to come up with a little Jade/Jacko combo?? That would be a dream……
June 26, 2009 at 09:41
Chipo you fucker.
And fuck off Arin, the cunt was a peado.
June 26, 2009 at 09:41
Great minds steve lol
June 26, 2009 at 09:42
Steve , I am no fan. Still ..
June 26, 2009 at 09:42
Apparently the heart attack was triggered by somebody telling him that Boyz2men were a group and not a delivery service.
June 26, 2009 at 09:42
Jacko – I never liked as I hated his music way before the kiddy fiddler stuff started.
Farah – one of my first boyhood crushes but never took seriously as she seemed the kind of girl that would be waaa–aay out of my league. RIP, gorgeous.
June 26, 2009 at 09:43
Police have confirmed that it was due to food poisoning after he ate 12 year old nuts.
June 26, 2009 at 09:43
One of my favourite ever death jokes:
When Mother Teresa passed away, 5 months after Princess Diana, Elton John was inspired to write another tribute song:
Sandals In The Bin
June 26, 2009 at 09:43
Steve u ‘tasteless’ fascist
June 26, 2009 at 09:44
yeah I’m more upset over Farah’s death than Wacko jacko’s
June 26, 2009 at 09:44
Police have raided his LA mansion and found class A drugs in the bathroom, class B drugs in the kitchen and Class 4c in the bedroom.
June 26, 2009 at 09:45
Given that Michael Jackson was recently reported to be suffering from skin cancer, the coroner is not sure yet if the real cause of death should be blamed on the sunshine…..or the moonlight, the good times or the boogie .
At this time he suspects it was the boogie.
June 26, 2009 at 09:45
When Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates, God granted her one wish.
She wished for all the children in the world to be safe.
So God killed Michael Jackson
June 26, 2009 at 09:45
Steve – The man had some problems and no doubt crossed some lines but if he was a full blown peado then there is no way all of those cases would have been thrown out. A sick puppy, yes. Putting him on the same level as some of the worlds worst, not so much. Although the Boyz2Men joke is a good one!
June 26, 2009 at 09:48
Apparently he has requested that he be recycled into plastic cups so kids could still put their lips around his rim.
June 26, 2009 at 09:48
Boys2Men is def. Friday Joke of the Day
June 26, 2009 at 09:48
Steve you are fucking hilarious mate, where did you get them from?
June 26, 2009 at 09:48
Steve:hahaha 12yr old nuts!!! U are crazy
June 26, 2009 at 09:48
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June 26, 2009 at 09:49
Sir Paul macartney wins….the girl is his his his.
June 26, 2009 at 09:49
Chipo (having lived about 15 kms from where MOther Teresa lived) , that ‘joke’ was tasteless and utter shite.
June 26, 2009 at 09:50
I had 16 text messages of jokes by 7 this morning.
June 26, 2009 at 09:51
Melo had a really poor game last night, he reminded me of an early season Song, out of position and poor passing and tackling. I will have to watch him again, hopefully it was a one off.
The Daily Mail are back on the Anti-Arsenal trail not more than 15 hours after Cesc pledged his allegience to the cause, they now reckon AC Milan are in for him……For wait for it…….30m. £30 Million would not buy his left leg in current climate, If Cesc were to go, surely it would take something above 50m to even get Gazidis on the phone.
In that article, they do mention that Chavski might be offloading Essien. Firstly have they gone mad, and secondly fuck melo if that is true (and I doubt it is), I want us to break the bank for him, talk about the finishing piece to our midfield, and ok he might be off to the ANC but in a player in Essien’s league, I can forgive that.
June 26, 2009 at 09:51
Having lived next door to Dave the plumber Chipo I like it, keep up the good work.
June 26, 2009 at 09:51
Steve,
already said that joke!!!
June 26, 2009 at 09:51
He was my absolute hero when i was young, and possibly the best dancer the world has ever seen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKBLxh3u0tM
Nevertheless, a joke is a joke!
June 26, 2009 at 09:52
Morening all….good post geoff !!
Arindam – I haven’t seen Melo or Cana enough to make my mind up. LEts hope we get one of them and lets hope Wenger uses his better judgement to pick the right one for the EPL.
Stevo – Not sure he was a .pdf file……hope not anyway!! I thought he was the most talented musician even better than Elvis…… chamone mate !! you wanna be startin something?? Its not all black and white !! just Beat It !
June 26, 2009 at 09:52
Maybe he is trying to get Inler in under the radar. What do gooners think of Inler. Is he better than Melo or Cana?
I fancy Wenger to line up with a 4-3-3 next year. If we buy a new DM the deeper trio could be any combination from the new guy, Fab, Nasri, Rosicky, Song, Denilson, Diaby and maybe even Gibbs or Traore. With Ramsay, Wilshere and JET to get some playing time too that is plenty for these positions. The 2 support strikers/wing forwards could be any from Arshavin, RVP, Walcott, Vela. Spearheading the attck could be any from Bendtner, Eduardo and Ade if he stays. Maybe some playing time for Simpson in this role as well and maybe even push Walcott up there at times. If anything we have to be careful we don’t end up with too many options, trying to give them all playing time.
June 26, 2009 at 09:53
Any football news today?
June 26, 2009 at 09:54
essien will solve all our problems in one go..he also speaks french so it is an added incentive..cmon 30 mill should see it through.
June 26, 2009 at 09:54
These jokes are definitely started by people employed by mobile phone networks!!!! I have sent so many fucking joke texts this morning! They must love it when a celebrity dies!
June 26, 2009 at 09:55
taig, it’s big business. I’m with chary on this though. The only tragic death yesterday was Farah Fawcett.
June 26, 2009 at 09:55
Browny – I’d still take Cana out of the three but any of those would be better than Song, Denilson or Diaby making the starting line up!
June 26, 2009 at 09:56
Ari, I see you are getting upset, I suggest you close Le Grove for today, or have a reply of “That was in bad taste, poor ‘joke’” ready to be pasted.
June 26, 2009 at 09:56
Well done Sparrow, a paper hat is in the post.
June 26, 2009 at 09:56
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.
June 26, 2009 at 09:57
Steve – She certainly picked a bad day to die…..although she was only one page behind wacko in The Sun!
June 26, 2009 at 09:57
Blimey, I’m out voted here, it’s all Jacko fans.
I’ll repeat I always thought Jacko’s music summed up alll that was bad about 80’s poseurs and phoneys. I hated his music and suffered years of plonkers walkinhg aorund with trousers too short to show white socks and yelping “oww” for no apparent reason.
My musical hero when I was a kid?
Michael Schenker, the DB10 lookalike.
June 26, 2009 at 09:57
If he wasn’t loaded he’d have been on the pdf wing long ago.
June 26, 2009 at 09:58
Patthegooner. Firstly I think Cesc has put it straight and I believe him and don’t want him to leave for any money. I think last season he was unlucky with injuries, was having to get used to new midfield partners around him and was played in the wrong role when Wenger plays him behind the front man. Fab is best like Iniesta and particularly Xavi from deep where he can pick out his defense splitting passes and make forward bursts less often but at the right time when he will not be picked up. If for arguments sake he was to go I believe the only deal would be with Madrid as they have something more than just pure cash to offer. Namely one of Snjeider or Van Der Vaart + cash. However for me Cesc to stay at all costs.
June 26, 2009 at 09:58
Rohan:why would chelsea want to sell us essien!!!!
June 26, 2009 at 09:58
Fucking right taig, her agent should be shot letting her die the same day as the plastic pervert.
June 26, 2009 at 09:59
And these things happen in three’s
Fawcett, Wacko, …….
Fill the Blank
June 26, 2009 at 09:59
Cesc was amazing against USA; had a good shot, and set up what should have been 5 goals.
June 26, 2009 at 10:00
browny , My 2 cents on the 3 :
Inler = Alonso LITE
Cana = Flamini PRO
Melo = Denilson + brawn .
June 26, 2009 at 10:00
its been announced in memory of the dead star they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp,
Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.
June 26, 2009 at 10:00
Pat – Fergie????
June 26, 2009 at 10:01
phill brown
June 26, 2009 at 10:01
I agree with you Brownie, that is why I think it is absolutely ludicrous that they start the bidding at 30m
I think we should keep him at all costs, but I am not on the board and I think that if they got an offer in excess of 50m then they would sell him.
I also agree with you on Madrid, but i would take it further and go for Sneijder, Van der Vaart and Huntelaar + 10m for Cesc.
June 26, 2009 at 10:02
TAIG…..
Fergie, Brilliant.
June 26, 2009 at 10:02
Nick……
Phil Brown, even better
June 26, 2009 at 10:02
i thought vermaelen cost 8.4m not 11?
June 26, 2009 at 10:03
RIP Wacko JAcko.
June 26, 2009 at 10:03
ATom , the rest is performance related payments.
June 26, 2009 at 10:04
I wonder what odds you’d have got on a win treble with Bruce Forsyth at the start of the week. He looked fucking awful on telly the other day.
June 26, 2009 at 10:04
Manchester City boss Mark Hughes is expected to step up his transfer plans next week.
The Times says Hughes is set to lodge a £12 million offer for Arsenal defender Kolo Toure.
The City manager will be back from his summer break next week.
Why wait till next week, his holiday did not stop him signing Santa Cruz this week. Fucking Bullshit Story
June 26, 2009 at 10:05
Steve – as a bookie I wouldn’t be laying much on old Brucey Boy! He’s looked gone at the game for a long time now, hey!
June 26, 2009 at 10:07
pat , also with Villa heading to Barca , Eto will be whored off to the highest bidder ( Citeh , me thinks )
June 26, 2009 at 10:08
What odds would you have laid out on a double of Farah and Wacko taig??
June 26, 2009 at 10:09
City are starting to worry me Arindam
They are one decent manager short of being a real contender for 4th place or maybe even higher.
Thank fuck they kept faith with that muppet Hughes.
June 26, 2009 at 10:10
Ed McMahon died this week…
Melo is overrated, and we’re not even linked to Cana.
We aren’t going to be signing a central midfielder.
June 26, 2009 at 10:10
Steve – Well on the one hand Farrah could have been any day now but no one could have seen Jacko kicking the bucket! Would have been a tricky one!
June 26, 2009 at 10:10
Fab to stay at Arsenal 1-4. Easy money in my pocket.
June 26, 2009 at 10:11
Jimbo – Agreed. I dont think we’ll be signing the one player we desperately need either!
June 26, 2009 at 10:11
A young man starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks… First
is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds.
As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites
him. To show who is boss, he beats it to death with a
spade.
Realizing his employer won’t be best pleased he
disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat
anything.
Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp
house, he is attacked by two chimps who pelt him with
coconuts.
He swipes at two chimps with a spade killing them
both. What can he do? Feed them to the lions, he says to
himself, because lions eat anything.
He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.
He moves on to the last job which is
to collect honey from the South
American Bees.. As soon as he starts he is
attacked by the bees. He grabs
the spade and smashes the bees
to a pulp. By now he knows what to do
and throws them into the lions cage
because lions eat anything.
Later that day a new lion arrives at
the zoo. He wanders up to another
lion and says “What’s the food like here?”
The lions say: “Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and Chimps with
Mushy Bees
June 26, 2009 at 10:11
Duke – Betfair?
June 26, 2009 at 10:12
Jacko’s funeral has been arranged already.
It was as easy as a,b,c.
June 26, 2009 at 10:12
pat , even the Sheikhs wont persist with him for that long . He’s set for the chop during winter.
Citeh have quite an assembly of talent. If a guy like Capello,Hiddink comes in , this current squad is good enough for a top 4 finish.
And if they add Kolo/Lescott , Eto’o and Tevez – well , it would be competitive as hell.
June 26, 2009 at 10:14
Jimbo, I haven’t seen you since we signed Arshavin – something which you assured me wouldn’t be happening.
But I think we will get a midfielder – shall we bet Ethan’s house on it ?
June 26, 2009 at 10:14
Whats the difference between Janet Jackson and the English cricket team?
Janet Jackson will get her hands on the ashes this summer.
June 26, 2009 at 10:14
taig, yeap.
June 26, 2009 at 10:15
Forget melo forget cana we all know that wenger will pull out a name we not heard of
June 26, 2009 at 10:15
Apparently Michael was delayed at the hospital as he had no medical insurance and the hospital refused to take plastic
June 26, 2009 at 10:16
“Heart disease cannot be transmitted via sperm”, says reassured Macauly Culkin
June 26, 2009 at 10:16
Also without top4 Everton is 5.6. Nice bet also.
June 26, 2009 at 10:17
Steve
June 26, 2009 at 10:17
So will the English Steve. Love seeing the Aussies lose. And they will , this time.
June 26, 2009 at 10:18
You wanna be starting something Nick, Just Beat it. You need to take a look at the man in the mirror. These jokes are really BAD.
June 26, 2009 at 10:19
1st Arsenal, 2nd ManUre 1-23.
That’s my betting for next season.
taig, any good suggestions?
June 26, 2009 at 10:20
steve
June 26, 2009 at 10:21
Andrei Arshavin has ditched his agent Dennis Lachter.
“This is in no way connected with the drawing up of my contract with Arsenal,” Arshavin told Sport Express. “In fact, I would like to express my immense gratitude to Lachter for helping me make the move.”
“However, Dennis, who has a newborn son, is living in Israel and can not be close by all the time. It’s simpler for me to solve things myself,” he said.
June 26, 2009 at 10:22
Duke – Everton bet sounds nice. I’m usually quite good at finding some relegation value. I’ll let yo know!
June 26, 2009 at 10:23
cheers
June 26, 2009 at 10:24
Why does Wacko Jacko like twenty eight year olds??
‘Cos there’s twenty of them.
Simples
June 26, 2009 at 10:24
stan upped his stake to 28.3% as well
June 26, 2009 at 10:29
Q. What’s the difference between Mr. Potato Head and Michael Jackson?
A. Michael Jackson has had more noses.
June 26, 2009 at 10:33
Atom, I really don’t know if I am happy or not. I want us to change ownership, but can’t and English person buy the club? Why can’t Dein be fucking crazy rich.
Geoff, you got enough money to buy us up mate?
June 26, 2009 at 10:33
Its being reported that his guests wouldn’t give him CPR, the guests said “he had tried that trick previously but it turned out he was faking it”
Also reports say he can’t be cremated due to green house gases, as he’s 80% plastic he will have to be recycled instead.
June 26, 2009 at 10:33
What’s the difference between Mj and West Ham.
West Ham will still be blowing bubbles in August.
June 26, 2009 at 10:34
Michael Jackson is being recycled into Lego so children can still play with him for years to come
June 26, 2009 at 10:35
did you hear micheal jackson now likes girls more than boys?
he’s pushing up daisys instead of pushing up david
June 26, 2009 at 10:36
heard jacko wasn’t in hospital having a heart attack….
He was in the childrens ward having a stroke
June 26, 2009 at 10:36
thats me out see ya in a while
June 26, 2009 at 10:37
Not any more Duke, unlike footballers, I’m not recession proof!
June 26, 2009 at 10:38
See ya Nick. Bang out of order mate, taking the piss out of the legend.
June 26, 2009 at 10:39
Was nick having a dig at Thierry then?
June 26, 2009 at 10:41
Too right Geoff. Only room for Arsenal legends in this world.
June 26, 2009 at 10:42
Was glad you didn’t jump on the fucking mourning bandwagon about the old paedo. Although I didn’t expect you to in fairness.
June 26, 2009 at 10:43
The Kroenke/Usmanov situation is not helping the club at all.
It is strange that I still see polls where Gooner’s say they would prefer the club to stay as it is and not take foreign ownership…
But we are foreign owned, it has happened through stealth over the last two years, between them they now own close to 60% of the club.
The problem is whilst they play tit for tat on a share here and there, we will not get the investment that we need. Neither of them talk to each other and neither of them would be willing or allowed to pump some funds in to buy the remaining two pieces of the jigsaw.
Someone said earlier (Think it was Jimbo) that he did not think we would buy anyone else. Can’t agree with that myself. Wenger and Gazidis now know the importance of getting the fans back on board 100% going into next season and without that additional player (DM) at least, then the fans wont really believe in Arsenal’s ability to win anything and that will transfer to the mood at the Emirates. It is not buying for buying sake, it is the Realisation that Vermaelen alone will not make up 18 points.
June 26, 2009 at 10:43
Mj’s ghost has been spotted roaming the corridors of the childrens ward… Looks like he’ll still be putting the willies up young children
June 26, 2009 at 10:46
A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, ‘How can I help you?’
The farmer said, ‘I want to get one of them dayvorces.’
The lawyer said, ‘Do you have any grounds?’
The farmer said, ‘Yes, I got 40 acres’
The lawyer said, ‘No, No, you don’t understand, Do you have a suit?
The farmer said, ‘Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.’
The lawyer said, ‘No, no, I mean, do you have a case?’
The farmer said, ‘No, I ain’t got a Case, but I got a John Deere’.
The lawyer said, ‘No, I mean, do you have a grudge?’
The farmer said,’Yes, I got a grudge, that’s where I parks the John Deere’
The lawyer said, ‘Does your wife beat you up or something?’
The farmer said, ‘No, we both get up at 4:30.’
By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question ..The lawyer said, ‘Is your wife a nagger?’
The farmer said, ‘No, she’s a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that’s why I wants a dayvorce.’
June 26, 2009 at 10:48
Kolodin will kome and kontribute konspicuously…
June 26, 2009 at 10:55
Oui est le blog fart?
June 26, 2009 at 10:58
It’s got to be Blazon, DDM – he must have dropped one.
June 26, 2009 at 10:58
Kolodin is the shit
I would also love to get Dzagoev before he becomes worth 50 mil.
But as I said before, would love to raid Russia for talent.
Geoff, shame, shame. I fucking hate those people with recession proof jobs. And they still moan, fuck, it must be hard to have a 20 grand a week profit after tax. Anyway off to Tesco for a 99p microwave burger.
June 26, 2009 at 10:59
Shock horror! Everyone is working and not blogging!
June 26, 2009 at 11:01
Chary, I’ve been about, but busy, must have missed me.
The Arshavin deal was a close run thing, which we all know, and I thought it was fairly well established that it looked like Arsenal would not stump up the cash until the death of the window. We turned it around in the end, and I turned out to be wrong, but it was a close run thing and for a long time it looked like we wouldn’t be signing him.
I don’t think Wenger will sign the midfielder we need, because I think Wenger values Denilshit a bit too much. I just hope that Song can continue to keep him out of the team, but neither of those guys belong in a top team rigt now.
June 26, 2009 at 11:03
r.i.p
June 26, 2009 at 11:04
Steve I was more concerned for his chimp, Bubbles.
June 26, 2009 at 11:05
Nothing to do with football but it is a visit to Wembley! I’ve two spare tickets to the ACDC concert tonight at Wembley tonight as two friends have dropped all of a sudden, probably distraut over Michel Jackson. Could these be of use to any one.
June 26, 2009 at 11:06
Early reports are that the Hospital does not know what to do with
the body as plastic recycling is not collected until next Thursday.
June 26, 2009 at 11:06
we wont finish 18 points behind the winners next season even without new players. vermelen will make a bit of a difference, Arshavin will make a big difference and I think Song will too, if you consider that he did not really figure as an important player for us until the winter. whats more several other players can play better than they did last season. we need a bit of beleif and squad unity to bring it all together. a new signing in midfield would help massively with that.
we cant win the league with this team but we will get much closer to the top. we DO need at least one animal of a player in midfield to win the title BUT I dont rate Melo – wenger would not buy a player with that disciplinary history. I think thats a smokescreen for the real deal that wenger will do next week. could be a surprise.
June 26, 2009 at 11:07
I kind of believe in reincarnation and am convinced you end up in a new borns body, if you started in life with fuck all and worked your nuts off Karma says maybe you’ll come back as a rich kid.
If Jackson had realised that all this money wouldn’t be there in the next life, he may have lived wiser, made the most of it and life, I know I am.
June 26, 2009 at 11:07
I find it rather ironic that the only body part he had left which was original was the one that packed up.
June 26, 2009 at 11:08
Chary – i won’t be far behind him fella, i had a rather powerful Mongolian curry last night
June 26, 2009 at 11:08
Gazzap he bought Ade and he had a history of causing trouble, as did Wiltord.
June 26, 2009 at 11:08
Well Jimbo I reckon it’s 75-25 in favour of us getting a class DM in; I rarely say “It WILL happen” as I’m never that sure. However I do salute those people who put their head on the block and say “It’s NOT going to happen” like you did with the Arsh.
It’d still be fun to bet Ethan’s house on whether we get a new DM in, LOL.
Does anyone know when the Chavs are going to be appealing their Euro bans ?
If there’s any justice UEFA will increse the bans, but as we all know where Platini and his cronies are concerned the Champions League is a justice-free zone.
June 26, 2009 at 11:09
Dennis I fucking hate curry and all that shit.
June 26, 2009 at 11:14
Dennis, three-bean chillies at lunch time have the same effect on me!
Geoff – I didn’t realise you believed in the transmigration of the soul and all that malarkey. By rights I should too, and I do to an extent but that’s partly down to near death experiences as much as to my inherited cultural traits.
As far as I can tell it the idea of reincarnation is to better yourself in the spiritual sense to escape being reborn, as well know life is full of suffering (especially for a Goon during silly season) – heck I sound like BBK now !
June 26, 2009 at 11:15
we’re only 2 away from a top squad through to youth level imo:
1/Starting 11
————Almunia————–
Sagna—Gallas—Vermaelen—Clichy
————–????—————-
———-Cesc—-Nasri————-
Van Persie—————-Arshavin–
————–Eduardo—————
2/Squad/Domestic Cups
—————Fabianski————-
Eboue—–Djourou——???—–Gibbs
Walcott—Denilson—-Song—–Rosicky
————Bendtner—-Vela————
3/ Reserve/U18’s
——————Mannone——————-
Hoyte——-Bartley—–Nordviet——Ayling
Wilshire—-JE Thomas—-Ramsey——-Merida
————-Watt——–Sunu————–
Others: Worciek S, Cruise, Bothelo, Frimpong, Conquelin, Deacon, Rassmussen, Afobe, Ozyagup, Freeman, Murphy.
Future as always looks good… But more importantly we’re 2 away from the now…
June 26, 2009 at 11:16
it seems a mongolian curry
is reason enough for to worry
its contents are such
we don’t like it so much
but when eaten you better just hurry
June 26, 2009 at 11:18
* we all know life is..
Crikey Blazon, are you E J Thribb, age 7 ¾ ?
June 26, 2009 at 11:19
Jimbo, you said he was off to Spurs.
An Apparent done deal…
Gazzap, I reckon a quality midfielder will at least put us in with a shout of winning it.
Not sure on Melo myself, he was awful last night and did not overly impress me the other night either. maybe this is a smokescreen for a Adebayor for Essien swap (Sorry, dreaming)
June 26, 2009 at 11:20
I think wenger would buy players who have had off pitch troubles and arguments with managers but I dont think he wants players that get 3 reds and 17 yellows. could be wrong. he knows that with 10 men on the pitch its harder to win games and every game counts if you want to win the title.
June 26, 2009 at 11:21
Chary I just can’t believe you can be a wicked cunt in life and there’s no punishment.
June 26, 2009 at 11:21
i do understand cesc fustration and the fans have felt the same way for aut i never long while now but have never questioned his loyalty.he very good player that with time will become great one but he not great player yet.i feel vela playing abit more next season but wenger is going bring him in gradualy.but the one player i realy want to back of is ade i have just had enough this soap opra
June 26, 2009 at 11:22
He didn’t have a problem with Vieira though
June 26, 2009 at 11:23
That’s what I heard Pat, but I was up front about my source, and it was wrong. There we go – as I understand it, it was a very close run thing to the end, and up until a couple of days before the deadline, Arsenal were not the only club in for Shavva.
Turns out I was wrong. That’s the way it goes, but I couldn’t be happier with teh end result.
I have no source for the ‘no CM’ thing – it’s just my opinion that’s formed no the basis of watching Arsene Wenger fuck up summer after summer after summer.
June 26, 2009 at 11:24
From what I have seen, Melo is not a patch on Vieira.
To be honest in the two games I have seen Melo play, Gilberto has looked streets ahead of him.
June 26, 2009 at 11:24
Good morning all….so Gary Glitter has passed away!
I’m sure his fans will be very disappointed!
I have no doubt at all that Cesc will stay as captain for a good few years to come, we’re still awaiting news on the transfer front, no first teamers have left yet, there are usually one or two departures, and those usually fuel the influx of new players.
Dzeko is first choice for Milan so Ade may still be on the books at the start of the season, as long as he improves everything will be OK, but I still have hope there will be another experienced face or two joining the first team.
June 26, 2009 at 11:25
And all that shit Geoff???? It’s funny, but i had you down a real curry connoisseur….
June 26, 2009 at 11:25
Dear Dear Geoff – that’s how you make me feel to-day -happy happy your blog has made me. One thing though – what on earth are you ”feeling in your water”??? (keep it clean Geoff!!) Also very sad to hear about Farah Fawcett – she was a great actress and to so many men I understand a ‘hubba hubba’ – until she took ill with cancer, she still looked bloody fantastic; such a shame and from a woman to a woman, Farah I salute you and may you now have no pain but happiness in whatever world you are living in!!
June 26, 2009 at 11:25
England U-21 semi final is scheduled to be shown live in the States today at noon e.s.t.
on Setanta if it’s still up…which as we speak it is.
come see Walcott play angry.
June 26, 2009 at 11:25
I think Geoff, there is always come-uppance, its just a matter of how direct and immediate it is. It isn’t always in this lifetime and not always in an obvious way, e.g. people who over eat come back as pigs so they can indulge their passion. As I understand it the complexity of karmic rules and interaction are beyond most people, and definitely me as someone who didn’t pay attention whenever these topics were discussed around me.
June 26, 2009 at 11:25
jackson was a “plastic” fan anyway fuck him
June 26, 2009 at 11:27
And at least you admitted it Jimbo, I am not having a go, I am having a laugh at it.
I agree with you on the Transfer Window fucks ups in recent years, but I think this is the Summer too far. There were too many empty seats for the clubs liking last season, and whilst they may claim that the seats had been paid for, there would still have been a shortfall in merchandise and food/drink sales on the day.
A DM is a must and I believe this year Wenger realises he must secure that player. I reckon he wanted one last year but simply could not get his man and gambled on a Barry to Liverpool on deadline day to get Alonso with a fallback of Song, Denilson or Diaby doing a Flamini and it failed.
June 26, 2009 at 11:30
Apparently Madonna has put a cheeky bid in for Bubbles.
I’m off down the gym to sweat out this fucking hangover.
Adios.
June 26, 2009 at 11:31
Sorry, 1 away…
1/Starting 11
————Almunia————–
Sagna—Gallas—Vermaelen—Clichy
————–????—————-
———-Cesc—-Nasri————-
Van Persie—————-Arshavin–
————–Eduardo—————
2/Squad/Domestic Cups
—————Fabianski————-
Eboue—–Djourou——Song—–Gibbs
Walcott—Denilson—-Diaby—–Rosicky
————Bendtner—-Vela————
Just look at that squad for a minute:–
Don’t want Melo (at the quoted price) or Hitzlsperger… Not even really that keen on Cana…
I don’t see why we don’t sell Toure to City for 12m and Adebayor to whomever will front up the 18m + plus clearing out senderos, silvestre, randall, simpson, gilbert and barazite..
That’s 35m + Wages… That’ll get you a De Rossi, Albeda, Senna etc.. Why settle for medicore or just about better than what we’ve got.
Because if you think a Cana, Melo or Hitzlsperger are going to win you titles in this day and age you are mistaken…. I personally don’t think the 3 afformentioned at that much better then song, diaby or denilson in all honesty.
June 26, 2009 at 11:32
later steve…is gym slang for a jackson memorial
June 26, 2009 at 11:33
where the 6 foot cock roach today?????
June 26, 2009 at 11:35
Morning Skandi, I feel a transfer in my water!
Dennis, I hate Indian food, hate it all, I think it’s the Kumin because I love Thai and Mexican, the hotter the better.
I really like Indians though, I went to Ceylon and starved for 7 days.
Chary I like the idea that Hitler, Stalin and Mao are getting fucked in hell up the arse by a goat with a pineapple for a dick wrapped in razor wire every hour.
All day every day. That’s my idea of Karma, and the Paedo’s, the same but both ends.
June 26, 2009 at 11:36
The six foot five cockroach, Nick.
June 26, 2009 at 11:36
mornin All
Great Post Geoff i had a senaky feeling we would never agree again mate ..hehhe…then after reading this post…seems we agree on most things…kinda like the media Geoff..damned..:)
let the dead rest in peace,and now that Jackson’s gone may his soul rest in peace..king of pop..
Nordtveit is developing nicely..and i know for a fact that LSK is doing whatever they can to keep him after the loan deal stops august 1st,and he started his loan deal as a right back and has fought his way into a postion as a CD,and doing very well..keeping Riseth a former NOrwegian National out of the team…well done Haavard
and when Nordtveit was asked about what He would like,,,to go back or stay..a simple and quick answer..i love it here,but i AM an Arsenal player and they decide…i love that loyalty..nothing fancy just a solid reply…and quite refreshing theese days..well done lad..
tom
June 26, 2009 at 11:37
my bad
June 26, 2009 at 11:38
Why are all arsernal fans so negative!! Just look at that squad for a minute:–
1/Starting 11
————Almunia————–
Sagna—Gallas—Vermaelen—Clichy
————–????—————-
———-Cesc—-Nasri————-
Van Persie—————-Arshavin–
————–Eduardo—————
2/Squad/Domestic Cups
—————Fabianski————-
Eboue—–Djourou——Song—–Gibbs
Walcott—Denilson—-Diaby—–Rosicky
————Bendtner—-Vela————
Don’t want Melo (at the quoted price) or Hitzlsperger… Not even really that keen on Cana…
I don’t see why we don’t sell Toure to City for 12m and Adebayor to whomever will front up the 18m + plus clearing out senderos, traore, silvestre, randall, simpson, gilbert and barazite..
That’s 35m plus, + Wages… That’ll get you a De Rossi, Albeda, Senna etc..
Why settle for medicore or just about better than what we’ve got.
Because if you think a Cana, Melo or Hitzlsperger are going to win you titles in this day and age you are mistaken…. I personally don’t think the 3 afformentioned are that much better then song, diaby or denilson in all honesty.
June 26, 2009 at 11:39
6′6″ dont try to rob me
June 26, 2009 at 11:40
Tom can Nordtveit do it for us, is he strong enough? How tall is he, in feet and inches?
June 26, 2009 at 11:40
Ouch that sounds ghastly Geoff, but it’s supposed to of course.
Nice to see Arsh go without an agent, didn’t Dicko never employ an agent? Another leg-end in the making – and I don’t mean leg-end like the “once-black, once-white” weirdo Jacko.
So it seems like Dentinho is the latest brazilian linked with us – sounds like a brand of mouth wash to me.
June 26, 2009 at 11:44
Chary, yet another one we could have had for fuck all. But didn’t.
June 26, 2009 at 11:45
So much for our much vaunted scouting netwrok then, Geoff.
June 26, 2009 at 11:47
Geoff mate..
not sure of the excact height..but he is towering,he’s fast..he got an excellent passing game..he already takes most of LSK’s free kicks..and he is very good in the air…most important his tackling game remembers me of a young Dunga…
and he is loyal Goeff..he got a heart for Arsenal..i actually think he could make it…but this year ? i doubt it…im sorry to say…
ill get back to you on the excact height Geoff if not that wonder lady Irish would know
tom
June 26, 2009 at 11:50
Who killed Kenny?
June 26, 2009 at 12:03
Breton, how much for these tickets?
June 26, 2009 at 12:03
I though it was aids that caused Mr Everett’s untimely demise.
June 26, 2009 at 12:04
alot fans are assuming toure will leave but i think wenger will bring hw signing dragdualy and still keep toure and ithink there is fear chance that both toure/gallas are staying,remember this player is only 23 and wenger will want to keep his experienced players at the backso i think it might be gallas,verm,dj,toure because will want 4 centre backs.noviet from norway i think wenger will keep on loan thi sclub at least 1 more year he is getting of experience in an extremly phsycal legue
June 26, 2009 at 12:05
I never realised they stack horse shit that high!! Ha Ha Ha!! Oi Oi Franchise, how’s it hanging fella???
June 26, 2009 at 12:06
LOL
June 26, 2009 at 12:08
its hanging well my friend all 9″ of it
June 26, 2009 at 12:09
http://www.arsenalnewsreview.co.uk/index.php?mact=News,cntnt01,detail,0&cntnt01articleid=1308&cntnt01origid=30&cntnt01returnid=42
June 26, 2009 at 12:10
did you guys see the new kit from spurs and man utd… awful …
June 26, 2009 at 12:10
Chary I’m convinced the only time we hear of them is when the press do, Sagna aside, we only went after Ramsey and Theo once the others did, if our network was any good how comes we didn’t get them the year before?
June 26, 2009 at 12:12
They are saying we could get Zapata for £10mil, 6′2″ and good, go get him Arsene.
June 26, 2009 at 12:12
You don’t wanna get that blighta caught in yer zipper fella
June 26, 2009 at 12:14
thats why my new zippers are made of velcro
still got a problem with the pubes though
June 26, 2009 at 12:15
every time i need to pee its like i’m having a semi brazilian wax
June 26, 2009 at 12:16
Maybe you should consider the back, crack ‘n’ sack treatment my friend, very liberating!!!!
June 26, 2009 at 12:16
SUGA3. Face value on the ticket is £55 but any reasonable offer for the pair at this stage will be accepted. I dont want them wasted.
June 26, 2009 at 12:17
i would fella if i knew what it entailed
June 26, 2009 at 12:18
enough of my wannabe schlong
any news on transfer front worth discussing?
June 26, 2009 at 12:23
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……….
June 26, 2009 at 12:25
is this zzzzzzzz fella a DM
June 26, 2009 at 12:26
If this Melo guy is not as good as Gilberto, then why are we interested?
What happened with Matuidi, that was a hot rumour for a while.
June 26, 2009 at 12:27
Zapata or DZZZeko?
June 26, 2009 at 12:29
its friday, have we had a joke from Pedro yet???
June 26, 2009 at 12:33
Does anyone know if Michael Jackson supported or was in any way affiliated to AFC?
June 26, 2009 at 12:35
inside – Pedro is waiting to bindip a good joke from a fellow Grover……..the swine!
June 26, 2009 at 12:35
I can have them at the face value – how can we meet?
June 26, 2009 at 12:36
As an aside, i bought myself the new Nokia N97 a couple of days ago, a cracking piece of kit….
June 26, 2009 at 12:38
So, no news on transfers.
Any news on players leaving???
June 26, 2009 at 12:39
goeff
matuidi is good but is not what team needs we already have song and delinson who will be ready in 1-2 years and particualy song in my view is better option than hin no we need some more experernced but i would go zapata he 1 for the future and we have song and dj
June 26, 2009 at 12:39
Onion Bag??
June 26, 2009 at 12:39
Big Hairy Muff!
June 26, 2009 at 12:40
Onion Fucking Bag!!
June 26, 2009 at 12:42
Yesssssssssssssssssssss, hat trick, eat my shorts!!
June 26, 2009 at 12:42
Or Blogfart?
June 26, 2009 at 12:42
Only the lonely….
June 26, 2009 at 12:45
Players i’d pay to see……..
Rosicky
Eduardo
RvP
Fab4
Arshavin
Vela
Gibbs
Sagna
Clichy
Gallas
June 26, 2009 at 12:45
Pay to see doing what?
June 26, 2009 at 12:46
Players i’d give the time of day to…..
Almunia
Toure
Theo
Djourou
Nik B
June 26, 2009 at 12:46
Players i’d pay NOT to see, in fact players i wouldn’t piss on if they were on fire….
Adebayor
Eboue
Denilson
Song
Diaby
June 26, 2009 at 12:48
Those were the thoughts of Chairman Dennis, and have no bearing whatsoever on Le Grove, Le Grove’s management, or the little lady on the corner that does ‘washing’….
June 26, 2009 at 12:49
Stu – That’s between me, my credit card company and the cable channel i have a subscriptoin with
June 26, 2009 at 12:50
Great. I will be up stairs in the Blue Room Curry house across the road from the western approach, I cant remember what road its on and have no A-Z., from 6:15 to around 7.45. It looks like a pole dancing club, and used to be a Beefeater. I will be wearing a denim jacket with the sleeves cut off and an embroyed dragon on the back and last seasons away colours. The band are on at 8.25pm.
June 26, 2009 at 12:51
Booyakasha!
June 26, 2009 at 12:51
Who says we’re interested in Melo..?? People on here plus Gabriele Marcotti…??
Just like people wanted Chiellini….til they actually saw him play.
Everytimne I hear someone say we could have bought so and so ten years ago for a penny, I scream, yeah but then we would have gone crazy about buying unproven players.
All our best players in recent years have come in as ‘projects’. Arshavin is about the only one who came in as a ready made article.
The 98 defence had to have a strong word with Paddy to get him straight. 18mths(?) later he was setting the world alight, 3yrs(?) later he was the best we’d EVER seen in that position.
Thierry was a winger when he signed. First press conf Arsene says, I intend to play him as a striker. Turned out quite well…even if he couldn’t hit a barn door for the first few months.
Anyone remember him coming on against Leicester in for his debut..?? Fuck me he spunked some chances that day…but he kept going back in for them.
June 26, 2009 at 12:52
Breton – Wouldn’t a pink carnation have done the trick just the same??
June 26, 2009 at 12:53
Cool, see you there
June 26, 2009 at 12:53
Cheers Geoff and Pedro for letting me do this on your site, I’ll buy you both a beer when I see you at the start of the season
June 26, 2009 at 12:56
Sharkey, interestingly Henry wasnt a winger. Juve were just thick and thought he was. When Wenger was at Monaco and Henry was in the youths Henry was always a striker and Wenger just put him back there.
June 26, 2009 at 12:56
Breton, you could have even emailed them and they would put it in Le Exchange. Le Grove is a family, so I will take both of their beers please.
June 26, 2009 at 12:57
You complain about NASRI, Diaby and Eboue being played ahead of Vela but make no mention of the equally – if not more – ineffective, WALCOTT! You can’t be serious putting NASRI on that list at all. Walcott has done f*ck all and has not developed much as footballer since he arrived. His touch is still poor, his skill is very limited and his awareness of what’s around him is non-existent. The only reason I can think of as to why WALCOTT is played ahead of Vela is to appease the English media. You know he’s crap along with Ade and Silvestre.
June 26, 2009 at 13:02
Gordon Brown and David Cameron have both said they are “saddened” by the death of pop legend Michael Jackson.
They should take another few weeks off then.
June 26, 2009 at 13:04
No offence to you Breton, but I read your 12.50 post and instantly thought of the scene in Police Academy !!!
The wonderful world of Arsenal….all sorts, from all walks, with often only one fucking thing in common. Arsenal Football Club.
June 26, 2009 at 13:04
That’s only because they can’t claim the concert tickets on their fucking expenses…….
June 26, 2009 at 13:05
ddm
June 26, 2009 at 13:06
Stu, you might well be right Stu, but by the time Juve bought him he’d won the world cup with france playing on the wing, and presumably hd played their after Arsene left Monaco.
Lots of young strikers go to the wings for a bit….there’s a young fella at Arse doing that now…his name escapes me at the mo…
June 26, 2009 at 13:06
So – these RIDICULOUS transfer “stories”.
Melo – Quite why anyone would be interested in him is staggering. The man is fucking as average as they come. I’ve watch Serie A all season and he’s not even as good as Denilson. They are practically an exact player. You would honestly struggle to see any differences in how they play. Just not gonna happen
Cana – Fucking PLEASE STOP REFERENCING CANA!! we have never been interested, we arent now, we wont be in future. Just forget it!
And Essien!!!!? – Mother of god. Just stop now.
I think its fairly clear that IF there are any more signings (remember wenger said possibly one or two) then it’ll be in defence.
I wouldnt be suprised to see one of toure and gallas going. But ANOTHER central midfielder?
As much as I can see we need one, and by christ we do, as long as Diaby, Song and Denilson are Arsenal players, we wont see any more coming in.
Honestly, i wonder if people listen to what Wenger says and just go with what the likes of Steven Howard say above the manager.
How many times has he said he has faith in his players? how many times has he stated he wont sign players that will stifle the development of what he already has.
remember – we have these players in central midfield.
Cesc
Song
Denilson
Diaby
Nasri
Ramsay
Arshaving (i know he’s more attacking)
Thats SEVEN players vying for two positions, maximum three if we play 451.
You think Wenger is gonna make it Eight?!
Please…
June 26, 2009 at 13:09
it’d be funny if, after diaby’s training, he started pre-season on fire in centre mid…
June 26, 2009 at 13:10
Tom, what about Cana?
June 26, 2009 at 13:10
Breton, do you mean western approach to Wembley?
June 26, 2009 at 13:11
Suga3 and Breton. You guys should just get Geoff /Pedro to pass your email addys to ecah other..
Thats gotta be easier than looking for a bloke in a denim jacket at a heavy metal concert !!!
*smiling*
June 26, 2009 at 13:11
It would be great if Diaby suddenly his form and stayed fit and consistent but he isnt a DM. We all know it, his best sopt is behind the striker and hes never gonna own that spot. Sell him (maybe in jan if he doesnt get good).
But DM, i doubt it seeing as he cant defend for his life.
June 26, 2009 at 13:11
To be fair AW’s not gonna come out and say he doesn’t have belief in his players, regardless of how he may truly feel…….
June 26, 2009 at 13:12
“looking for a bloke in a denim jacket at a heavy metal concert”
Does that count as my Friday joke….or do I have to wait til Pedro steals it…??
June 26, 2009 at 13:12
Reva – I think you got more chance of finding rocking horse shit fella!
June 26, 2009 at 13:13
Exactly DDM, hes not gonna have a press conference where he slates his players and asks if anyone wants to join the club.
But seeing as last summer we had bids rejected proves that he is/was looking for someone.
June 26, 2009 at 13:13
it could quite easily be
al
bak
verm
willi
gael
nasri
cesc
diaby
arsh
vp
ed
1st game at everton…
June 26, 2009 at 13:14
Duke – Cana!
We’ve never even registerd any interest as far as I know. He’s also utterly average. OK he’s physical, but thats about it. He doesnt fit anything that Wenger would be looking for.
We’re not signing any midfielders chaps. We already have too many. You can also add Rosicky to my list.
Thats 9 players into two or at a push three positions.
Im all for squad depth but expecting Wenger to sign a player to replace Denilson (who in case you all forgot was the player with most apps this season), Song, or Diaby is just wishful thinking.
Its not going to happen unless two or three of our midfielders leave
June 26, 2009 at 13:15
What a coincidence, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson dying on the same day. One used to fuck Majors and the other used to fuck minors.
June 26, 2009 at 13:15
Pedro is a joke thief, beware
June 26, 2009 at 13:16
If Diaby was o play CM then he would have to be disciplined and tackle smartly. And i dont see either of those happening because he seems fairly thick and any time he tackles he more often than not injures someone. Plus he doesnt ever want to pass the ball so he would be a massive liability.
June 26, 2009 at 13:17
Suga3 and Breton, how about exchange phone numbers. I am sure no-one will call you from here for jokes, it’s the recession, phone calls are expensive. But I will write down your numbers incase we fall our in the future so I can track you down.
Exchange numbers go go go.
Sharkey, I like you joke. Going with today’s theme and your joke, I can tell you it wont be as easy as finding a black bloke at a Michael Jackson concert
June 26, 2009 at 13:17
Anyway, I think I would prefer Rosicky to stay fully fit over the course of the season than bring in a central midfielder.
It looks we’re gonna be playing alot of floating midfielders next season and having players like Arshavin, Nasri, Rosicky available is very important to making that formation work.
Denilson and Song can tie things over, at least until Jan.
June 26, 2009 at 13:18
Tom, you need to calm it down.
OK so we might not be buying any midfielders but Diaby aint a DM, Wenger says Song is a CB, Cesc aint a DM, neither is ramsey. That leaves Denilson who if he was that good we wouldnt think we needed a defensive midfielder.
We have a lot of midfielders but none of them are defensive ones.
June 26, 2009 at 13:19
Question for everyone – where do you think Arshavin’s best position is?
June 26, 2009 at 13:19
Would you care to explain why after “moderation”, my comment at 12:57 wasn’t posted? Is any view that contradicts those of the editors/moderators discarded? It wasn’t abusive and I’m sure that when it suits you, you’ll champion freedom of speech so I would GENUINELY like to know the reason!
June 26, 2009 at 13:20
Well ddm, according to the man himself it is behind the forward(s) or the left side of a 4-3-3.
June 26, 2009 at 13:21
Tom mate, I read you first post, it was a joke. I agree with all your points except one. Cana – average? No mate he is not, I watch French league a bit, he is fucking quality. Everyone just watched that video and thinks he is a mental head. Believe me he is a very fucking intelligent player, who is a fucking leader top to bottom. He has great positioning and he shows other where they have to be on the pitch when he is playing. He is exactly what we need. Shame we will never get him.
On another note, just read this:
“Paris Saint Germain forward Guillaume Hoarau, dubbed the “New Benzema” by French Footbal journalists”
New Benzema? You gotta be shitting me, Benzema has achieved nothing yet. In fact he was the main striker in Lyon team which for the 1st time in 7 years didn’t win the title.
June 26, 2009 at 13:21
for arsenal: left mid
Russians/arsenal away in europe: behind the front man in a 4-5-1
June 26, 2009 at 13:22
I think Arshavin likes playing a free role behind the striker.
That’s we need another wide man IMO. I can see Arshavin throwing a strop if he plays out wide again next season for a sustained spell.
June 26, 2009 at 13:22
Remember Kerzhakov at Sevilla? He was good and he is still only 26. I would have thought he was much older.
Random but just thught i would say it.
June 26, 2009 at 13:23
ddm, def left side of 4-3-3. Even in Zenit when they played 4-5-1 he would drift to the left and Fayzulin would come in from the right, so it was really 4-3-3 anyway. Same with Russia.
June 26, 2009 at 13:23
Stu im calm mate, i just find it astonishing that people STILL beleive what they read in the Sun over what our own manager consistently states.
Forget the beliefs of so called “Experts” and ex players. Look at the evidence.
Denilson: almost ever present last year, stats say he was one of the best in the league
Diaby: Rated by arsene and isnt going to be dumped this close season
Song: Came on alot last season and again, isnt going to be dumped
Cesc: Guarenteed starter
Nasri: Pretty much nailed on starter
Arshavin: Nailed on starter
Dont get me wrong, i would LOVE us to get rid of Song Denilson and Diaby as I think they are just not good enough for any side that thinks it can win the title. I dont need stats to tell me Denilson is a top premiership player when i see with my own eyes that he’s dominated by pretty much every single midfielder he plays against.
but then those are my views. Not shared by the manager who loves all three of the players i want rid of.
When has he EVER signed players that could potentially stifle the others. He hasnt.
Thats not gonna change now, particularly when we dont have a lot of money and players are changing clubs for 50-odd million.
June 26, 2009 at 13:24
rosicky, vela, walcott, nasri, arshavin all vy for 2 spots on the flanks…
Throw in traore, wilshire & eboue, and we’re not exactly crying out for one
June 26, 2009 at 13:26
if arshain starts up front for a sustained period next season it’ll mean we have sold van persie, make no mistake!
June 26, 2009 at 13:26
Duke – We can agree to disagree that Cana is good.
But the issue is will we sign him!!
Sure – id love Essien. id love bloody Vidic, id love Torres.
But the reality is we arent gonna sign him!
Tell me precisely WHY we’d sign Cana when there’s been no registered interest, no stories, no nothing about him! Even the quiet transfers like Eduardo had weeks of speculation prior to him signing.
The only stuff i see about Cana is on Arsenal-mania and other shite like that.
The chances of it happening are less than 1%.
Some arsenal fans need a dose of reality. Forget central midfield signings when we have central midfielders coming out of our ears. We’d need to lose at least two to bring anyone in.
June 26, 2009 at 13:28
Bearing your answers in mind, does that make Diably redundant then? As, AA and RvP play as the support striker.
Diaby has moments of utter brilliance, but they are fleeting moments, but we’re too well sticked in attacking options to play him, and as for utilising him as a DM, it would be just another square peg in a round hole again……
June 26, 2009 at 13:28
Sell Van Persie!?!?
When he signed a contract two days ago!!!?
Jesus christ…
June 26, 2009 at 13:29
Rev, Nasri is poor on the left. Vela is poor on the left. Walcott is still very raw and again like Vela, more of a forward. Arshavin is a forward. Eboue is a clown.
We actually have very few players who can actually play wide with intelligence, discipline, and the required work rate. Rosicky is one. Nasri can do a job on the right.
June 26, 2009 at 13:29
Dennis – You dont need to tell me of the inadequcy of Diaby. I know.
He’s toilet.
Still – im not the Arsenal manager and I dont have 8 or 9 players to squeeze into 2 or 3 positions.
June 26, 2009 at 13:30
Exactly ddm, sell him. Hes not good enough to start ahead of our other attackers and cant defend. He offers nothing.
June 26, 2009 at 13:32
I think Diaby can do a job centrally against alot of teams in the league, in fact by the end of the season all our central midfielders could compete against most of the league.
It’s just against the top teams that their lack of real class becomes apparent.
June 26, 2009 at 13:32
Lads – this “Yeah – sell him” stuff is painful.
It matters absolutely NOTHING what you think. You arent football managers and you certainly arent Wenger.
As long as the manager rates him – and he clearly does – then forget about selling him and certainly forget these silly replacements.
June 26, 2009 at 13:33
Tom – Arsene seems to have boxed himself in here with far too many CMers, even the ones who are technically good enough to play wide (eg Rosicky) are basically CM players. He could relly do with odd loading one or two of them and buying an out and out winger. Surely it would give the team more balance, and give us another option in breaking down defensive teams….
June 26, 2009 at 13:33
Tom, I expect ramsey to go out on loan in all honesty and the options of diaby, denilson and song vying for the slot next to cesc in 1 4-4-2 isn’t going to change…
Arsene has pigeon holed the defence and has stated nothing about midfielders, so like you, i truly belive we aren’t going to sign anyone else other than a centre back (Sakho, Tasci, Richards) as i can’t really see us keeping both gallas & toure, no matter what wenger wants to say…
If we do sell adebayor (which at current is highly unlikely) will we sign a CF? I don’t think so…
With vela, eduardo, bendtner, van persie, walcott and arshavin all being able to play there, it is again, highly unlikely…..
What i don’t get is why so many fans cry out for melo, cana, hitzlesperger etc when they are not that much better then what we’ve got…
Unless we’re going to sell some assets (i.e adebayor, toure, senderos, traore) who will generate some .money and then go in for a de rossi, albeda, senna etc i do not see the point in buying anyone!
June 26, 2009 at 13:33
Sharkey when TH14 made his debut against Leicester I seem to remember it was his corner that got the equaliser or was it the winner, we won 2-1.
I still rate Cheillini, he just had a bad few games.
Song to be ready in 2 years eh? Wow that’s something to look forward to, I watched him against Newcastle last night, he may as well have not been there the use he was.
June 26, 2009 at 13:33
Tom, we may not be buying midfielders but you need to have hope, otherwise you will become depressed with the whole situation.
Personally i am now campaigning for Igor Denisov. Click my name for a clip.
I have decided i will have a new clip for a different player every day or few days. Now:denisov Next:Juhasz
June 26, 2009 at 13:34
Tom, we may not be buying midfielders but you need to have hope, otherwise you will become depressed with the whole situation.
Personally i am now campaigning for Igor Denisov. Click my name for a clip.
I have decided i will have a new clip for a different player every day or few days. Now:denisov Next:Roland Juhasz
Fucking moderation!
June 26, 2009 at 13:35
Kerzhakov is amazing, he is in Dynamo now, after a bad spell at Sevilla he returned and in 2 years made it back to the Russian national team, and scored 2 goals on his return against Finland, which is the pot 3 team after Russian and Germany in that group.
The problem though he needs to be the star, he has a Henry thing, all the balls have to be played to him, and he will take ridicules shots when he should clearly pass. Maybe wouldn’t be a bad option for us, but he is not a player who would replace Ade, and for his style we already have RvP and Eduardo. I don’t see him being starting line up for us, and if he isn’t he will soon lose his confidence and his game will go downhill. He is not a super sub, he doesn’t get pissed off if you leave him out, he loses interest.
June 26, 2009 at 13:35
Tom – relax fella, it’s called debate. If we don’t debate we may as well not converse….
June 26, 2009 at 13:36
Tom,
Agree with all of that,
You are right, forget stats, it is what you see with your own eyes that counts, Stats dont tell you about being caught out of position but they do tell you that if you play crab ball with 5yrd passes every game you will be top of the passers.
I think he will sign a DM though, and if he doesn’t I predict a riot. I certainly wont be renewing any membership. No DM = another painful season.
June 26, 2009 at 13:37
Ratchet, are you still there? the reason you were in moderation was because I have been out, is that Ok?
Fuck free speech, I write this blog, not Rita Chackrabati.
Anyway you are free to blog now, just stop whining.
June 26, 2009 at 13:37
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.
The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, “Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?”
The farmer replies, “I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize.”
“How?” asks the man, puzzled.
“Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize . . . to people who are out standing in their field.”
June 26, 2009 at 13:38
As for Song being ready in two years. He might well be and I hope he is.
The problem is he is a starting 11 player for Arsenal, and in my book, you need to be ready NOW if you are classed as one of them.
June 26, 2009 at 13:39
Tom if you bothered to read the other 970 comments yesterday you’d find that’s what we like to do, if you don’t like it, go somewhere else and bitch to them, they might be interested in what you think, we aren’t.
June 26, 2009 at 13:39
I hear ya Pat!
June 26, 2009 at 13:39
Fack that! Song needs to be ready now. Because we need readymade players to be starting and we wont win something with someone plying their trade. Weak link and all that.
June 26, 2009 at 13:40
where does denisov play stu and how old is he? the clip shows him scoring goals and not much else.. Plus if he plays for zenit they aren’t going to play nice…
June 26, 2009 at 13:41
Phil Brown: What a Cock
He wants a cooling down period as he cant handle the pressure…..Fuck you Brown to permatanned prick
“I was disappointed to be found guilty because I thought it was a real high-pressure situation straight after a game,” he said.
“I really do think that a precedent should be set that you guys [the television companies] should not be allowed to shove a camera in Premier League managers’ faces immediately after a game.
“I think there should be a cooling-down period, there should be 30 minutes after a game of football that a manager can allow himself [time].
“I think a precedent should be set that a cooling-down period is a must.”
He added: “I know it’s compulsive viewing when you guys get the chance to catch us unawares and off-guard, and unfortunately it’s cost be £2,500.”
Brown went so far as to insinuate Setanta’s interviewer coaxed him into making the comments.
“I think I was led down the garden path; I think a trap was set,” he said.
“The first question that was levelled at me was suggesting that there was cheating going on…I’m not allowed to use that word and no manager is.
“It was never my intention to walk into a press conference and accuse anyone of cheating, or a lack of integrity, or bias.”
June 26, 2009 at 13:41
Rita Chackrabati now there’s one bitch i’d like to rabbit punch because it’s my human right to!
June 26, 2009 at 13:43
BILL GATES . . . . . Better listen to what he has to say . . . To anyone with kids of any age, here’s some advice. Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world. Love him or hate him, he sure hit the nail on the head with this!
Rule 1: Life is not fair – get used to it!
Rule 2: The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
Rule 3: You will NOT make £60,000 a year right out of school. You won’t be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.
Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping – they called it “opportunity”.
Rule 6: If you mess up, it’s not your parents’ fault, so don’t whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent’s generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools they have abolished failing grades and they’ll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer.
This doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don’t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.
Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one
June 26, 2009 at 13:43
Rev, wouldnt you know he is another CM. Im not sure which kind of CM but he starts for Zenit and Russia (althought for some reason he opted against going to the euros with them). He puts in a lot of effort and is a neat footballer. Typical of the way Russia played under Hiddink and for Zenit in the eufa cup.
Thats where i saw and liked the look of him.
And he just turned 25. He isnt that big tho.
June 26, 2009 at 13:44
All she does is bitch about anything this country does, except dish out passports and benefits.
She would soon like the Police is someone had a pop at her, I fucking hate everything that cow stands for.
June 26, 2009 at 13:45
If Song needs another two years, then fuck him off on loan. Isn’t the first team supposed to contain players who are ready to play first tream football now….d’oh!
June 26, 2009 at 13:46
GGG26 – Gunners greatest goals No. 26 – Kanu’s goal against Middlesbrough in 1999. Watch it here http://tinyurl.com/n9hhoc
June 26, 2009 at 13:46
Denisov is class, I said it before and I will say it again and many times later. We must raid Russia for talent. Get in Kolodin, get Denisov, get Dzagoev, get Fayzulin, get Zhirkov. Then I am sure we can go for the treble
June 26, 2009 at 13:47
Very good that Nick!
June 26, 2009 at 13:49
Geoff – If the fucking whore is so concerne about human rights, why doesn’t she fuck off to China and work there, see how long she’d last there……
June 26, 2009 at 13:49
Duke, whos this Dzagoev fella? Hes the only one there i dont know.
June 26, 2009 at 13:50
well i’m tired of this dm bullshit..
We just need a quality centre midfielder in there next to cesc.. The team will win and lose as one, not just because we are percieved to be playing with 2 cm’s or am’s (fucking pro ever generation!)
I’m more concerned about the lack of goals from midfield (Centre mid especially) rather than acquiring a defensive minded ball winner…
Plus i’m also concerned about eduardo staying fit because he is the only centre forward i can see getting 25 goals a season (I don’t want to talk about the lumbering cunt).. Might give vela more a chance to be prominent though.. So can’t have it both ways!
June 26, 2009 at 13:50
Dennis, why doesn’t she fuck off to where she came from, she sure as hell isn’t English.
June 26, 2009 at 13:51
Tip of the day : Don’t try to sweat a hangover out, the hangover gets worse and you can’t stop sweating.
June 26, 2009 at 13:52
Geoff, where’s that makeweight Pedro??
June 26, 2009 at 13:52
Geoff – so Thierry got an assist that day….thats a different point altogether, not sure why you bothered to make it.
He missed a hatful that day, but worked his nuts of to create most of them. Some people may have said he’ll never be a striker, some may have said …its too early to judge, give him time.
Ps. How did Song get into this ?? Seriously Geoff, I don’t know if he’s scratched yer Maserati, or been eyeing up yer missus, but you need to let it go about him..just for a day….or even half a day.
The level of disdain/disgust you have for him is almost irrational. You’d think he’d scored umpteen own goals, and broken Fabs leg.
Your opinion is yours, but please, even for a second, take on board that not everyone thinks he needs shooting. Some people (not just me) even think he might continue to develop….
Rant over
June 26, 2009 at 13:52
Where were you sweating it out Steve, in a pub with no windows?
June 26, 2009 at 13:53
I still havent seen anyone ask Phil Brown why he lied blatently to the country about our captain spitting at Horton.
June 26, 2009 at 13:53
Ah don’t talk about that cunt ddm and Geoff. I’ve always been against hitting women but i’d make an exeption for that fucking slag.
June 26, 2009 at 13:53
steve sauna and a gallon of water followed by a cold shower and four beers…..hangover gone
June 26, 2009 at 13:54
funny, it was man u that tried to buy pato with that “monster offer” and not chelsea..
June 26, 2009 at 13:54
I wish I had Geoff, a pub is the only cure.
June 26, 2009 at 13:54
Hey Steve, you drunk, thanks for the recommendation last week, decent bar, cold Peroni, execellent.
Hopefully off to the Dusk Bar tonight, was gonna pop along to the Tattershall Castle, but the weather’s pooh today….
June 26, 2009 at 13:54
Dennis at Glastonbury.
Sharkey 3 goals in 3 years, and he’ll be good in another two years people think, are you seriously asking me why I don’t rate Song???
June 26, 2009 at 13:55
human rights are good until you violate someone else’s then yours should become void imo
June 26, 2009 at 13:55
I was drinking TVR’s by all accounts Nick. I only found out when I asked the lads I was out with why i’m doing radioactive shits.
June 26, 2009 at 13:56
Agreed Nick, if you commit a crime, that’s it no rights and no vote.
June 26, 2009 at 13:56
Stu, he is amazing, plays for CSKA, 19 years of age, fucking got skill, here is a video, I haven’t watched this one myself, but have a look, I am sure you will love him. In Russia he is regarded as the future of football, even though he is amazing already. He was voted young player of the year last season, and is strong contender for full grown man award this one
June 26, 2009 at 13:57
TVR’S???? WHATS YOUR ASS a garage
June 26, 2009 at 13:57
lol@radioactive shits
June 26, 2009 at 13:57
It’s baking out Dennis, i just done 2 stone walking back from the gym. Fucking Bill Withers out there.
No probs with the recommendation. The Peroni in there is fucking majestic. You’ve made me thirsty now.
June 26, 2009 at 13:57
Tequila Vodka Redbull.
June 26, 2009 at 13:59
and the family of the offended get to choose what happens to them.
Those Taliban feckers in india do that, the family can either demand loads of doe and give them a hiding or just nut em
June 26, 2009 at 13:59
So why is it that if I don’t happen to rate someone that has played for us for 3 years, got only 3 goals, given away far more, gets £25k a week and is holding back our progress, you think it’s disgust Sharkey?
I just think he not good enough, that’s all.
And I don’t drive a Maserati.
June 26, 2009 at 14:00
Geoff – She’s probably here because her own country kicked her out due to the fact that they have a record of human rights offences….
June 26, 2009 at 14:00
the boy looks good and looks an arsenal player, but he’ll be on to consider when we lose a cesc or rosicky…
June 26, 2009 at 14:00
June 26, 2009 at 14:01
No Geoff I’m kind of asking if Song keeps you awake at night….
So you want goal sfrom opur new DM…how many has Mascherano got, Makalele, Cana, Melo.
Whenever I watch UToobs of DM scoring goals, I think thats shit I don’t need to see.
Thats why Cana is so highly rated (in blogland) cos his video shows him doing exactly what you would buy him for…scoring goals it ain’t.
If you just said you don’t rate him then fine. But even telling me just that every day would start to bore me.
The post in question was addressed to me re Henry, if your comments re Song were in general and not solely for my benefit…then I take it all back.
Back in a bit
June 26, 2009 at 14:02
villa want 9m for reo-coker!!!? Pull the other 1…
June 26, 2009 at 14:03
Glastonbury!!!! Fucking Hippy!!!!
June 26, 2009 at 14:04
Ok Sharkey, I accept your taking it back. Mascherano, Makalele, Cana, Melo, they don’t play for us, Song does.
Anyway guys, I really am going to the gym, be back later!
June 26, 2009 at 14:04
A teacher asks her class, ?If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left??
She calls on little Johnny. He replies, ?None, they all fly away with the first gun shot?
The teacher replies ?The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.?
Then Little Johnny says ?I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married??
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, ?Well I suppose the one that?s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone?
To which Little Johnny replied, ?The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.?
June 26, 2009 at 14:05
Duke, that video was fairly shite. Doesnt put him in a good light at all.
June 26, 2009 at 14:05
later Geoff
June 26, 2009 at 14:06
Tom – How is it that the orange cunt gets fined for bad mothing a referee, but nothing’s said about slandering Arsenal FC and their captain???
June 26, 2009 at 14:08
cheerio Geoff.
Is anyone else worried about suga3 meeting this Breton bloke?? I’d take 4 bodyguards and a big fucking gun if I was him after that discriptopn.
June 26, 2009 at 14:10
Stu, sorry mate, as I said, didn’t see the video, just a random one I took of youtube
He is really good though. He broke through last season and had like 20 games and got something like 10 goals and 10 assists and got called up to Russian National Team. Guus really rates him.
June 26, 2009 at 14:11
Grandpa was showing little Johnny around the farm, and when they come to the corral, he explained, “That’s a bull and a cow, and he’s serving her.”
A little later on, they saw horses. The Grandpa said, “That’s a stud and a mare, and he’s serving her, too.”
That night at supper, after everyone was seated and grace was said, Grandma turned to Grandpa and said, “Will you please serve the turkey?”
Little Johnny jumped up and yelled, “If he does, I’m eating a hamburger!”
June 26, 2009 at 14:12
Geoff….you kill me !!
June 26, 2009 at 14:13
steve two tvr’s and you forget it was you posting on here last night about what a great time you had there that gave em the idear
June 26, 2009 at 14:14
Stu, think of him as a young Arshavin on the right
June 26, 2009 at 14:14
HAHAHA Nick.
While children everywhere are celebrating the death of MJ Casper the friendly ghost is absolutely shitting himself.
June 26, 2009 at 14:16
steve
June 26, 2009 at 14:18
Steve – i’m outta here at 3.30, it’s either the Tattershall Castle or the Dusk Bar, pop along, but leave your radioactive arse at work fella, that Mongolian curry i had last night has just kicked in and i don’t think the bar can take two blowbacks!!
June 26, 2009 at 14:22
fawcett died and went to heaven,god gave her one last wish and that was to save the worlds children…24hrs later MJ is dead
June 26, 2009 at 14:22
TVR’s ha! Try an Ali Bongo!! Large JD, Large Southern Comfort and a Large Baileys……….tastes fecking lovely, but the after affects, Holy Mother of God!!
June 26, 2009 at 14:25
Also, try Champagne, Vodka and Red Bull, fecking hell that’s gives you a Brucie Bonus of a Buzz……
June 26, 2009 at 14:27
Little Johnny and his father came across his puppy, dead in the back yard. Daddy explained that Buddy had gone to heaven.
“So why are his legs sticking up in the air like that, Daddy?” asked Little Johnny, as he fought back tears.
At a loss for something to say the father replied, “Buddy’s legs are pointing straight up in the air so that it will be easier for Jesus to take him by the leg and lift him up to heaven.”
Little Johnny seemed to take Buddy’s death quite well. However, two days later when his father came home from work, Little Johnny had tears in his eyes as he said, “Mommy almost died this morning.”
Fearing something terrible had happened, his father questioned, “What do you mean Johnny? Tell Daddy!”
“Well”, mumbled Little Johnny, “Soon after you left for work this morning I saw Mommy lying on the floor with her legs in the air and she was shouting, ‘Oh Jesus! I’m coming, I’m coming!’ And, if it hadn’t been for the neighbor who was holding her down, she would have gone to Heaven just like Buddy did.”
June 26, 2009 at 14:28
fucking hell dean martin would bottle a session with you two
June 26, 2009 at 14:32
I’d love to ddm but my i can’t get out 2 nights running, the missus would have a marathon moanathon.
I’ve had champers with vodka and redbull before, it’s fucking lovely. Has you bouncing around like a lunatic.
Only problem with redbull is the fucking achey teeth and the green shit. Not to mention spending all the next day sweating like a blind lesbian in Grimsby.
June 26, 2009 at 14:34
That’s fucking quality Nick.
June 26, 2009 at 14:35
Don’t delete this because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.
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Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod
are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the
rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it
wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but
the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was
important.
well said leon
June 26, 2009 at 14:37
Nick – I think you’ve been on the Ali Bongo’s fella!!
June 26, 2009 at 14:40
Well said Leoon !!!!! Fucking classic !!!
I’m getting weird looks at work….laughing so hard !!!
June 26, 2009 at 14:41
A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He notices the man sitting next to him is looking into a box. After a while, his curiosity gets the best of him, so he leans over and looks into the box. Inside is a miniature man playing a miniature piano. “… that’s amazing, where did you get it?”, he asked. His barmate answers, “This is my wish. There’s a genie out back in the alley and he is granting wishes.”
The guy finds this hard to believe, so he walks out back to the alley, and to his surprise, there is a genie. The genie asks him what he would like to have for a wish, and the guy answers, “I would like to have a million bucks!” Then suddenly, there are a million ducks flying around his head, quacking and flapping their wings.
He goes back into the bar and says to the barmate, “That’s a poor excuse of a genie! I asked for a million bucks and he gave me a million DUCKS!” His barmate turns away from the box he’s looking into and replies, “I guess you think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?”
June 26, 2009 at 14:42
sharky glad you got it
June 26, 2009 at 14:45
Steve – i think you’ll find that green shot is actually bile fella!!!!
June 26, 2009 at 14:45
Geoff. Referring to the “shit in her mouth” proposition of 13.44. I think you might mean Shami Chakrabati as I believe that Rita is a newscaster on BBC. I don’t wish to be pedantic but where mouths and shit are concerned we need to be precise so as not to leave a bad taste.
June 26, 2009 at 14:45
ddm a shandy is to much of a mixture for me let alone alis bongos
June 26, 2009 at 14:45
Well you might not have been here the day I copied, corrected and reposted one of Leon’s posts (in peace) to show how they could be made more readable.
He’s improved a little bit, ie the odd full stop here andtherem but stil no capital leters fornew sentences or ‘owt like that.
That lines still tickling me…..
June 26, 2009 at 14:46
Nick, that’s old shit, but well said leon fucking cracked me up big time, I actually burst out laughing in the office
June 26, 2009 at 14:48
sharky im no one to criticise but some times its like he fell asleep on the key board. No offence meant
4iyvbiyvbuiy24bviy24bvihe2bciheb2chb2cihb42v….we all good
June 26, 2009 at 14:49
shot???? shit!!!!
June 26, 2009 at 14:51
Lou – a good argument, well presented sir, you don’t wanna be dumping in the wrong orifice
June 26, 2009 at 14:52
Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that despite being 72 years of age,he could still have sex 3 times a night.
Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued.
After the show, Cilla says,
“Sean, if I’m not bein too forward, I’d luv to ‘ave sex with yer.
Lets go back to my ouse, we could ‘ave a lorra fun.
So they went back to her place and got comfortable
After a couple of drinks they went off to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together.
Afterwards, Sean says, “If you think that was good,
let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have better shex.
But while I’m shleeping, hold my balls in your left hand and ma willie in your right hand”.
Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says “Okay”.
He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than before.
Then Sean says, “Cilla, that was wonderful.
But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You’ll have to…….”
“I know Sean. Yer want me to ‘old onto yer bat ‘n balls again. No problem hun”.
Cilla complies with the routine.
The results this time are absolutely mind blowing.
Once it’s all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla asks
“Sean, tell me, dis ‘oldin yer balls in one hand
and yer willie in de other – does it really stimulate yer that much?”
Sean replies, “No, not at all Cilla,
but the last time I shlept with a scouser,
the bitch stole ma wallet
June 26, 2009 at 14:52
dennis: Thank you sir. This is a mantra I have lived by all my life.
June 26, 2009 at 14:53
Hole in one!
June 26, 2009 at 14:54
steve
June 26, 2009 at 14:57
Steve, AHHAHAHAH
June 26, 2009 at 14:57
What’s the difference between Christopher Reeves and OJ Simpson?
A. Christopher Reeves got the electric chair….and O.J walked!
June 26, 2009 at 14:57
What happened with leon that created so much mirth?
June 26, 2009 at 14:58
“why doesn’t she fuck off to where she came from, she sure as hell isn’t English.”
“She’s probably here because her own country kicked her out”
Shami Chakrabarti CBE (born 16 June 1969, London).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shami_Chakrabarti
June 26, 2009 at 14:59
1201 BST – Brazil’s Felipe Melo has been linked with Arsenal but the player’s agent says the combative midfielder is happy at Fiorentina and will stay with the Serie A outfit. (Press Association)
June 26, 2009 at 15:00
Steve.
Nothing in particular…its just that he posts without using full steps, capital letters, paragraphs etc.
June 26, 2009 at 15:01
Steve, nothing mate, he just doesn’t have grammar or spelling in his posts. It’s like a 500 word sentence. Very hard to read.
June 26, 2009 at 15:01
Q. What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
A. Michael Jackson.
June 26, 2009 at 15:01
As opposed to a half step??
June 26, 2009 at 15:01
Born here or not she can fuck right off……
June 26, 2009 at 15:02
Steve 14.52….brilliant !!!
Stole my wallet….classic
June 26, 2009 at 15:02
Half step?? Is that like on the good foot???
June 26, 2009 at 15:04
Fucking slag.
June 26, 2009 at 15:04
Q. What does Michael Jackson and a Nintendo have in common?
A. They are both made of plastic and kids turn them on.
June 26, 2009 at 15:05
When Arsenal were being linked with that French Moroccan chap I thought they were actually trying to buy that dirty slag.
The could buy her and chuck the cunt off the North Bridge.
June 26, 2009 at 15:16
God! I’m thirsty!!
June 26, 2009 at 15:18
I want an Abbot’s Ale.
June 26, 2009 at 15:18
DDM….who are you talkin bout???
Steve….love the Sean C joke…..who are you talking bout also when saying fcuking slug??
June 26, 2009 at 15:19
You know if you actually listened to that slag, you’d think you were living in Nazi fucking Germany, she should fuck somewhere like Iran and tell them what to do….
My brother said that the best part of that bitch ran down her mother’s leg!
June 26, 2009 at 15:19
Michael Jackson died because his heart couldn’t beat it
June 26, 2009 at 15:19
Fuck off with that dennis. I could murder a pint.
June 26, 2009 at 15:19
Hey guys, I can’t stand that Rita Chakrakbati either, she’s a bleeding heart liberal and is completely missing the point on so-called civil liberty issues e.g. .a majority of the people she defends(preachers of hate, suspected shoe bombers etc..) believe anyone who opposes their dream of world domination are not allowed to disagree,; so the very principle of “Liberties” she pretends to defend are largely contradicted by the minds set of the various al-qaeda faction types she defends.
However wherever she is – or is not -originally from makes no difference; idiots know no national boundaries and are not the exclusive preserve of one country.
Finally, I think someone got their geography mixed up as the Taliban are not based in India, they’re predominantly in Afghanistan and Pakistan.
Funnily enough though the concept of dowry is from India(and Pakistan also) which I think Nick alluded to.
June 26, 2009 at 15:21
vieira is available on a free transfer.I know he won’t be of much use now but would be nice to see him in arsenal shirt
June 26, 2009 at 15:21
paramedics at the scene of jako’s heart attack collapsed with exhaustion trying to get the color back into his cheekes.
June 26, 2009 at 15:23
Good post but i still stand by it that cesc is not trying to send a message to anyone. Why would he? If he knows wenger he’ll know say anything like this to the press and he’ll do the opposite. Also i’m glad you think that the media are manipulative, manc loveing assholes.
June 26, 2009 at 15:23
At long last Macauly Culkin really will be Home Alone
June 26, 2009 at 15:23
Shami Chakrabarti wardo. Fucking heinous pile of shit.
Her, not you obviously.
June 26, 2009 at 15:23
Hmmmmmm cold Peroni Steve, frosted glass, hmmmmmmm ha ha ha!
June 26, 2009 at 15:24
That’s the one Wardo, i wouldn’t piss on that bitch if she was on fire!
June 26, 2009 at 15:26
Anyhoo, I’m not going any further down that political debate cul-de-sac so I’ll finish off by saying she is also minging.
Which reminds me I’m off later to see the new Transformers movie with my boys – Megan will be the only thing worth staying a wake for.
June 26, 2009 at 15:26
OK campers, i’m off insearch of a very cold beer and some poonani to scare
June 26, 2009 at 15:26
Fucking Hat Trick………ha ha ha, loooooooosers!
June 26, 2009 at 15:27
oh cheers Steve but who is Shami Chakrabarti ??
Never heard of her but, she sounds like a slag…..
DDM, is this who you were slating also……??
June 26, 2009 at 15:29
Nishanth.. Paddy back in an Arsenal shirt..??
Have you got Photoshop..?? Either do it on their or wait for Paddy to appear in someones testimonial.
June 26, 2009 at 15:29
DDM / Steve…please tell me this is not BB related ???
I have banned all BB viewings in my household….
Nick – 15:23…
June 26, 2009 at 15:30
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shami_Chakrabarti
They wouldn’t have that cunt even on BB.
Fucking shitpig spent years campaigning AGAINST anti-terrorist measures. I fucking hate the site of it.
Have a great afternoon dennis. I’m jealous.
June 26, 2009 at 15:38
steve read some of her stats….seriously, I now hate her with passion… :angry:
Shows what a weak bunch of politicians we have to let this sort of thing go on. Also , human rights is a good thing but it should only protect those who deserve it. For example, Gary Glitter would now not be one of the protected in my book if you get my meaning
June 26, 2009 at 15:42
Fucking right wardo. It’s cunts like that woman who are happy enough being paid to spout her holyier than thou shit but they wouldn’t want the cunts they are protecting anywhere near them.
As i’d said previously. I’d break a self enforced rule for that fucking creature.
June 26, 2009 at 15:44
Geoff, pls dont insult the african press with the “3rd world press” shit, your so called credible sources also misquote our beloved capt, always remember alot of us here are grovers b4 u throw out insults
June 26, 2009 at 15:46
she should be executed, fucking whore
June 26, 2009 at 15:47
Didee. For what its worth when Geoff talked about third world, in that instance, I believe he was talking about Spain.
The interview WAS in Spanish, which is not widely spoken in Africa from what I can tell
June 26, 2009 at 15:48
didee… goeff was talking about spain not africa…. thats where the interview was done…. think about it mate
June 26, 2009 at 15:50
geoff was refering to Espana…..not Africa.
There has been more than one argument previously bout Geoff referring to Spain as third world……I was not parrt of that argument cause I could not give a sh1t…….
June 26, 2009 at 15:52
SPAIN!!!
Anyway, I have to go see a dog about a man, see you later!
June 26, 2009 at 15:52
wardo,…. lol i agree.. far too complicated
June 26, 2009 at 15:54
I love it when people get on their high horse about fuck all without thinking about it first.
We’ll be inundated now with Spanish blog purist no doubt.
June 26, 2009 at 15:54
didee
Geoff, pls dont insult the african press with the “3rd world press”
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this is the sort of shit im talking about ..
grow a fucking spine ….
i was stopped by a thai cop today ..
same guilt trip BS … across the board …
June 26, 2009 at 15:55
correct steve you cant please everyone ,
so fuck it !
June 26, 2009 at 15:58
All, at the risk of incurring the wrath of everyone here, I want/need to make the following points.
Terror and fighting it are complex issues.
The Guildford Four were locked up for many years until some ‘civil rights’ lawyer proved their innocence.
The Anti Terror Act was issued on Sept 13, TWO DAYS after 9/11. Thats fucking quick. Too quick to not be fishy…??
We were told about WMDs in Iraq. Theres none. How many British soldiers, and iraqi civilians are still dying based on that blatant lie from Bush and his lapdog Blair..??
Personally, sometimes I think torturing confessions out of people is a case of ‘needs must’, but I also think of Jean Charles De Menezes getting shot at Stockwell tube, and know that mistakes are made.
I think/know its a tough job.
For what its worth I think Ms Chakrabatti does’nt help the situation by over preaching that any/every mistake was deliberate or part of some kind of racist American and British conspiracy.
Thats me done on politics…..
June 26, 2009 at 15:58
I actually found this pretty offensive
Just because someone doesn’t look English you tell them to fuck off to another country. Would you tell a person of African descent to fuck back to Africa. Of course not. I don’t care about how much of a prick she is but i think the comment was out of order.
June 26, 2009 at 15:59
Duke
Anyway, I have to go see a dog about a man…
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why is your X dating your best friend
June 26, 2009 at 15:59
behave people
June 26, 2009 at 15:59
I always find it best to try not to please anyone ethan. That way you can’t be called prejudiced.
Why did the thai cop pull you??
June 26, 2009 at 16:01
Mayank, do you spend all day searching for something to be offended about??
FFS, who gives a fuck. She is an odious fucking turd with the charm of a fucking sewer.
June 26, 2009 at 16:01
ethangunner…do have the spine to admit ur so called credible sources do d same shit misquoting players?
June 26, 2009 at 16:04
Sharkey, JCDM ran from gun toting cops and to make matters worse he jumped on a tube where had he been a terrorist he could have caused havoc.
Working in London i’m glad the cops are taking a zero tolerance stance. I had my bag searched at stations more than once by cops with guns straight after the attacks and was happy to comply.
June 26, 2009 at 16:06
lol last time I checked, this was a football blog???
haha
June 26, 2009 at 16:07
I didn’t search for it, I’d read it earlier and not spoken about it then. I don’t get why you’re getting wound up about, I thought the post was a bit irresposnsible and you’ve obviously missed the point. I know Geoff isn’t supposed to be god but i just think as a writer one should be careful about these things.
June 26, 2009 at 16:08
didee your jokes are shit try this one….What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing – but it let out a little whine..
June 26, 2009 at 16:08
Yeah you’re right Mayank. He should ban anyone that makes an off the cuff comment in case it offends someone.
June 26, 2009 at 16:10
Sion, close season does funny things to us.
June 26, 2009 at 16:10
Sion, close season does funny things to us.
June 26, 2009 at 16:11
I won’t claim a purile hat-trick for repitition.
June 26, 2009 at 16:11
didee ?
WTF are you on about i dont have any credible sources !
youve been smoking too many banana skins mate !
June 26, 2009 at 16:11
Steve.
You really think its that simple…??
You missed out the bit about the ’spotter’ going for a piss which meant they then followed the wrong man, for 30mins or so without stopping him
Like I say its not a simple issue, none of it is. Its a delicate balance that is not helped by over generalising, or shooting from the hip without checking the facts as as we know them.
Ps. I was sat at work above Liverpool St stn on 7/7 at 9am and had to move away from the windows. Sat there wondering if I could make it home to my wife and kids or it was safer to stay put.
I now sit 16 floors up in Canary Wharf. I’d rather not be….
Its not simple
June 26, 2009 at 16:11
maybe we should have a 30min rule you cant post until youve had this time to review and maybe had your comment checked for offensive content…………. or we could grow up
June 26, 2009 at 16:12
Steve Says:
June 26, 2009 at 16:08
Yeah you’re right Mayank. He should ban anyone that makes an off the cuff comment in case it offends someone.
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fuck if you did that it would be as quiet as ACLF
June 26, 2009 at 16:12
im with steve…
if a copper with a gun tells you stop then you do…. if you dont then you have to be prepared for the consequences, no matter how severe
June 26, 2009 at 16:13
steve, ethangunner;
Its no crime to call ppl to order on their comments, havin a spine is admitin ppl av a right to air their opinions and not further insult them.
Like Nick said earlier…behave!
June 26, 2009 at 16:13
Umm… steve he made the comment, otherwise i wouldn’t have mentioned it later. All i was saying is suppose there’s black politician who’s policies you don’t like you call him a cunt you don’t ask him to move to africa. Why because this is not just offensive to him but the whole people. Likewise here.
June 26, 2009 at 16:14
I dont know what ye are talking aboutbut if someone says something that offends you then isnt it your fault that you feel that way?
June 26, 2009 at 16:17
All,
A suggestion, one more comment each then its back to football and Friday jokes.
Ps. I’m forgoing my one more comment !!
June 26, 2009 at 16:17
Nick, normally of a friday you are spouting joke after joke. WHats changed? I need cheering up. Lets go man! Chop chop!
June 26, 2009 at 16:17
didee, there is 1 person in the world I care about enough to take orders from, and you aint her.
Mayank, i don’t want to fall out with you on this so i’ll leave it. I didn’t even make the comment you were referring to. My main point was that if it offended you it would have been prudent to mention at the time and not just jump on the p.c bandwagon because didee got the wrong end of the stick about something else.
June 26, 2009 at 16:17
Lorik Cana: Spurs Favourites for Marseille Midfield Enforcer as Arsenal & Liverpool Miss Out
June 26, 2009 at 16:18
I think i’ll hold on to mine…D’oh
June 26, 2009 at 16:18
everyone thing that was said was aimed at that one women, who is a cunt, it wasnt a generalization of her race. personally i dont see the problem….
June 26, 2009 at 16:19
I want us to sign Maradona, Pele , Cruyff, Baresi …oops not Baresi he’s well under 6ft, so clearly shit.
June 26, 2009 at 16:19
Thanks Sharkey, for the record Didee, perhaps you’d do well to learn to read before you open you big mouth accusing me of things I didn’t say.
Third world was having a pop at the Spanish media.
Lou, thanks, I stand corrected. Same deal though, I’d shit in her mouth too!
June 26, 2009 at 16:19
God idear Sharkey.
Lets buy Roland Juhasz, Igor Denisov and Klaas Jan Huntelaar and sell the shite. Job done….
June 26, 2009 at 16:19
I agree with Steve why did the silly prick run ??? fcuk him its his fault….
Also, I love the way his family are over here “DEMANDING” justice/explanation…….what the fcuk do you get over there when an English tourest is killed by police/gangs etc…..sod all. Cant even speak with someone.
They come over here like they have their own house in order when they dont…
Also, DDM’s comment was directed to someone who dedicates her life protecting people who live in Britain that do not want to accept our life. Some of them hate us and that is hard to take all the time. We’re the victims in most cases now….
I get on the tube like Steve gets on a overhead train….I can be nerve racking when you see some of the shit that goes on…..
June 26, 2009 at 16:19
Name the only Premier team not to confirm when their players are back for pre-season training. I’ll give u a clue, the first three letters are Ars
June 26, 2009 at 16:21
diddee.
its acceptable for black people to call black people the N word . even on tv-movies etc.
but if a white did it you would drop a bomb on him ….
but if a white guy calls hims self ‘trailer park’ or ‘honky’ everyone has a good laugh about it …EVERYONE !
its a complete double standard , its as if nowadays if your white you have to avoid the fucking subject , but if your black you can harp on about it and use the race card as an issue that encompasses every little misdemeanor!
you stifle debate bringing up the race issue !
im a white in a country where everyone is black and i get told if you dont like it fuck off back to where you came from at least once every month .. today it was by a traffic cop ..
tomorrow it might be in a market …
so again grow a spine …
acting all girly sensitive is just a cop out ..
June 26, 2009 at 16:21
I’m sure it’s more complex than any of us are aware of Sharkey. The JCDM issue was a real fuck up from start to finish and I pity the guy. I do however feel that if he hadn’t run from the police they wouldn’t have shot him, but who knows.
June 26, 2009 at 16:22
Steve, for the last time i know you didn’t make the comment, it was Geoff and if it wasn’t i wouldn’t have mentioned it later. Anyway you’re right no point going on about it. Who else thinks Evra’s a dick and we should dedicate the next win over ManU to him.
June 26, 2009 at 16:22
Just read your comment Mayank, if the person I’m telling to fuck off because she’s not English is slagging the English off in my country, I sure as hell can.
June 26, 2009 at 16:22
WHat are ye tslking about?
June 26, 2009 at 16:23
Pat . Where was that reported. re Cana
If he goes to Spertz..he’ll be complete shit with a mopnth…anmd we’ll all be wondering whatwe ever saw in him.
We’ll also start to thinik that it was his agent that made that UToob clip using FIFA07 or some other computer game !
June 26, 2009 at 16:25
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
June 26, 2009 at 16:25
myles palmer says chamakh is defo joining this summer… just waiting to get rid of badeybAOYR
June 26, 2009 at 16:25
i love the race card.
theres nothing is funnier than a black or asian person tryna play it when it they have fucked up…
i remember beating a team of predominantly black and turkish fella’s at 5-a side, the first thing they said after the game was that we were racist and the ref let us win cos we were white… fucking cunts
June 26, 2009 at 16:25
Arsenal Tom
im with steve…
if a copper with a gun tells you stop then you do…. if you dont then you have to be prepared for the consequences, no matter how severe
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fuck …. i thought the same thing about 6 hours ago
June 26, 2009 at 16:26
I think we should go shopping in some ukranian or croation teams. We got Eduardo, Shity got Corluka and Spuds got Modric(somehow) all from Dinamo. They got good players.
A ukranian team just won the uefa cup so their footbal must be half good and we should be buying players with experience of winning. Regardless of the league winners are winners and we dont have any. (except a few).
June 26, 2009 at 16:26
Geoff i’d decided not to talk on the subject but the fact is she is English born and raised.
June 26, 2009 at 16:27
What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway).
June 26, 2009 at 16:27
AT
trying being a white man playing basketball then
June 26, 2009 at 16:28
mayank…if there was a black politician who had views I disagreed with, then of course I would not back someone saying that bout him. Its a diff of opinion.
But when some people support the taliban scum (and have pics of osama on their phones) the person who supports them politically in public will be put in the same category as them….they can all f off if they dont like it…..and leave the ones here that do like it and mingle and are generally nice people no matter what their culture!!
June 26, 2009 at 16:28
Nick, the one about the flies was so shit it was actually funny!
June 26, 2009 at 16:28
Faceman, most people that have seen him play seem to think he has shit finishing. I can’t comment as i’ve only seen youtube clips and they can be dressed up any which way.
June 26, 2009 at 16:29
Geoff,
No problem i stand corrected, i took offence cos i tot u refered to africa since he is in africa for the confeds cup but either way, sayin he should stop talkin to third world press is really unfair cos its a global shit media practice, refernce to the third world takes it below d belt
June 26, 2009 at 16:30
I have seen Chamakh live for 90minutes only once and he was fucking shite beyond belief. He couldnt pass, his shooting was woeful and he couldnt make the right decisions. Just like Ade is guess.
June 26, 2009 at 16:31
steve, i too think he does not look clinical… he has searing pace and great movement so maybe wenger can help finish him up a little.
he is certainly a mich better player than badey was when he joined us and look what wenger done for him.
June 26, 2009 at 16:31
She’s a whining cunt is what she is, always banging on about peoples rights that hate us, fuck her.
If she is English born and bred she should respect where she lives and keep her trap shut, go to some of the countries where the people she defends come from and you’ll see what human fucking rights are, also half the cunts she defends are on hand outs paid for by people like me.
Who says she’s English born and bred anyway?
June 26, 2009 at 16:31
ethan… lol, its makes me laugh though all this racist nonsense usually, its only the people who feel inadequate that bring it up to try and make themselves feel better.
basketball?? get franchise the man mountain on your team mate!
June 26, 2009 at 16:31
It’s the trump card though Tom. Whenever it is used you can’t do anything but try to argue your case and it just makes you appear more of a bigot.
June 26, 2009 at 16:31
I heard on here yesterdy that Ade swcored 1 in his final 25 games before joining us. I wasnt in the least bit shocked.
June 26, 2009 at 16:33
for you stu…..The Irish should be rich because their capital is always Dublin.
June 26, 2009 at 16:33
Let’s hope he doesn’t develop the Ade mentality if he learns where the net is then.
June 26, 2009 at 16:33
Ethan. 16.21.
This is the wrong place for all that…imho.
I’ll happily debate this offline with you.
Geoff has my email.
June 26, 2009 at 16:33
or learns where the fucking bank is
June 26, 2009 at 16:34
Nick, thats disappointing. Very disappointing.
I expected better from you……
June 26, 2009 at 16:35
I will never understand why cunts like that are given a box to be heard from Geoff. Fucking dirty whore should be put down.
June 26, 2009 at 16:35
Didee no I didn’t refer to Africa, he was speaking in Spanish to the Spanish media.
I live in Spain for some of the year and it is third world, if it wasn’t for the EU money we pay them they’d have no fucking roads.
I get really irritated when people take offence, you write a post and let me pick holes in what you write, we do a guest post on Sundays, feel free, Ethan is this Sunday.
Do a joint one with Mayank and I’ll look to find fault with whatever you say. Perhaps you’ll understand then.
June 26, 2009 at 16:35
ATom. 16.25.
This is the wrong place for all that…imho.
I’ll happily debate this offline with you.
Geoff has my email.
June 26, 2009 at 16:37
Geoff: Wiki not very reliable but its all i’ve got. All i was saying is if you don’t like her that’s okay, good even. I live in India and people here(not me directly) have dealt with terrorism long before 9/11… She is also of Indian descent that’s why i noticed the comment.
June 26, 2009 at 16:38
Steve it’s the communist BBC on taxpayers money. Like I said, I’d shit in her mouth, anyway now that’s calmed down I’m nipping out for 30 minutes, if anyone wants to slag me off for something I didn’t say please wait until I can argue back, at 5.10
June 26, 2009 at 16:39
Ethans is next? That should be a barrell of laight. Let the Ade bashing begin.
June 26, 2009 at 16:39
Stu. It was my comment re AdeNuffs 1 in 25.
Your shocked…AdeNuff himself was shocked when Arsenal came in for him.
Those 25 were nearly all starts apparently !!
June 26, 2009 at 16:39
*laughs
June 26, 2009 at 16:41
Mayank she’s a cunt, I don’t care where she’s from, perhaps she should debate human rights in India, I’m sure she wouldn’t last too long.
Listen mate 9/11 wasn’t the birthplace of terrorism, I’ve had 30 years of it from the IRA. Like I said I’ll be back.
June 26, 2009 at 16:41
Evening Grovers!
Is everyone looking forward to the U-21 Semi final?
Since i’m swedish there’s no doubt who i’m supporting tonight!
I’m very confident Sweden will win it, 3-2 will be the score!
Thoughts anyone?
June 26, 2009 at 16:41
Sharkey, 1 goal from 25 starts (or thereabouts) is unthinkable for a striker. Midfielders should be embarrassed to have that stat.
Its a disgrace that we offered 3m for him. Or whatever he cost (i dont remember, 3m was a guess).
June 26, 2009 at 16:42
A man walks past an ice cream stand that advertises, “Every flavour ice cream in the world.”
“Bullshit,” thinks the man and walks in. “So you say you have every flavour ice cream in the world?” “O.K., I would like three scoops of cunt flavoured ice cream please.”
“No problem sir.” The assistant gives the man three scoops of ice cream in a cone and the man takes a good lick.
Grimacing, he says, “This doesn’t taste like cunt, it tastes like shit!” The assistant replies,
“Of course it tastes like shit when you take such long licks!”
June 26, 2009 at 16:42
AT
i know what you mean .. ive never been called a racist so much since ive started sledging ade , its like it brings out all the ‘ people of color ‘ to get on the offensive for him ..
shame those same people where not around when i talked about the sublime skill of a player named TH14 , who if im not mistaken isnt WHITE ! or continually sticking up for Billy gallas
)
(who definitely isnt white ) and wife and son aside , (who also are not white either
and as true as im saying it now , isnt that a form of racism in itself .. ? to group together
by color ????
(thats my reverse racism stuff pedro )
call me a KKK member because i cant stand that a certain togo player is fucking skill-less git ..
if your that shallow thats the only excuse you can give me for defending ade’s actions its laughable
June 26, 2009 at 16:42
steve i always find the ‘dont be such a cunt’ reply always goes pretty well against the race card!!
sharkey… i dont wanna get into anything all i mean is i think its funny when people play the race card when they clearly have no case… loosing a football game to a better team but blaming on the fact that our players were the same colour as the ref is ridiculous and it amazes me that they could do it seriously…
June 26, 2009 at 16:42
http://sports.yahoo.com/sow/news?slug=goal_barcelona_striker_henry&prov=goal&type=lgns
Why do people go to the MLS? That’s like going to brazil for the cricket.
June 26, 2009 at 16:43
Ra, if im honest i would rather sweden win too(not being english). But i am also hoping that Theo and Gibbs score in said 3-2 swedish win. Im seriously liking the look of that Marcus Berg.
June 26, 2009 at 16:43
I reckon Arsene saw his work rate…and figured he could fine tune him.
We all saw what happens when you take away his work rate…you really ain’t left with much!
June 26, 2009 at 16:44
*ray, not ra.
June 26, 2009 at 16:44
Geoff,
i dont pick holes, i love le-grove its a gr8 place to be, i love d banter, hell i got opened permanently on my browser, i think u do a gr8 job but dt doesnt mean u cant b out of line, once again i apologise for my error, a similar gesture is what i expect from anybody when they make mistakes. d the issue is dropped here
June 26, 2009 at 16:46
Ray, 2-1 England and you can post all the game stats.
Berg will be a handful though.
June 26, 2009 at 16:47
exactely ethan.. its the easiest way of trying to win an argument you clearly cant… then you either have to front ti out and stick your guns and continue being called a racist or apologise and then your admitting to it… fucking loose loose mate
June 26, 2009 at 16:49
Mayank, i always expected him to go there. He wants to finish it easy in a shite league or whatever.
I still think one of the best ways to go out is the way Zidane did it. The last thing he ever did in football is headbutt (kind of) Materazzi in a WC final. Obviously it would be better to win it with the last kick but still….he will never be forgotten because of that. And people still love him.
June 26, 2009 at 16:51
I actually attached heroism to the headbutt. My theory; he knew France were gonna lose so he took the blame on himself. Yes i’m that deluded.
June 26, 2009 at 16:52
Tom, what can we accuse Geoff off while he’s away??
I wanna really fuck him off.
June 26, 2009 at 16:53
Marcus Berg will score at least 2 goals tonight, (at least that’s what i bet £70 on….
June 26, 2009 at 16:53
doesnt he smoke crack steve?
June 26, 2009 at 16:53
SharkeySure
you cant speak on behalf of every black – white on the planet , so dont waste your time ..
im giving you my observations ONLY..
and i can tell you since ive been critiquing ade
ive have had my fare share of .. lets say colored people throw the racist bone at me !
and its not something ive made up , its fact ..
i dont stick up for RVP or cesc because they are white …
in fact i think ive said on several occasions lets sell them .. cash in on them so wenger can have a transfer kitty ..
race doesn’t enter into my thought process with arsenal players .. but i can tell you its always on the forefront of your mind obviously
and that is the problem !
if your all about being equal then hear the other side from someone who isnt afraid to tell you ..
June 26, 2009 at 16:53
ATom. So one team says it and that goes go for all of them does it??
Ask Ethan if it never crosses his mind whilst out in Thailand.
You’re both saying the same thing, he’s alleging/believes he’s picked on for being white, that ONE team thought you lot got an easy ride from the ref for being white.
If a white team lost and accused you of paying the ref or that the ref favoured your team for WHATEVER reason, then what would you say..??
FFS look at Mike Riley…there’s no colour issue there is there..??
Seriously though you two are both completely deluded if you think minorties don’t suffer discrimination. If I’m honest I think discrimation is part of human nature, thats why it happens the world over.
But like I say …wrong place for all this.
Respond, then leave it there, or get my email off Geoff.
June 26, 2009 at 16:55
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1195695/Arsenal-star-Andrey-Arshavin-goes-declaring-I-dont-need-agent.html
Good one arsh. Why don’t all the players behave like him.
June 26, 2009 at 16:55
Nice with some more swedes in here.
I’ll say 2-1 Sweden then
The two swedish suspensions are worrying though.
June 26, 2009 at 16:56
He does Tom and he licks bloke’s cracks. So Geoff is a junkie arse bandit racist blog bully.
I won’t be on till Monday now so i’ll be fucked
Have a good weekend all.
June 26, 2009 at 16:58
Ethan.
“but i can tell you its always on the forefront of your mind obviously and that is the problem !”
Hilarious.
June 26, 2009 at 16:58
I like Sweden beause they play neat football and have a proper goalscorer up front. I like neat, short passing football with movement. And that fifth goal against Serbia was an absolute cracker. Cant remember who scored it tho……or am i thinking of another team?
June 26, 2009 at 16:59
see ya steve have a good one
June 26, 2009 at 17:00
See ya Steve…have a good un
June 26, 2009 at 17:00
sharkey in the instance that i was referring to they all did yes… even to the point where they threw bottles at the ref and he had to be escorted out the pitches…
i not generalising how black/asian people react to everything just talking from what i experienced on that occasion.
i wasnt saying that minorities dont get picked on and agree they do, but what i was saying that the race card can be used so liberally that it makes me laugh… when theres actual racism i dont but when theres clearly no discrimination going on and someone (white or black) tries to use race i find it astounding and actually quite funny.
anyway its a bit deep for a friday afternoon
June 26, 2009 at 17:01
i knew it steve! have a good one mate
June 26, 2009 at 17:02
Well thats a cunting start by sweden. :sigh:
June 26, 2009 at 17:02
i like Sweden but not enough to want them to beat us tonight…….i hope its like the last clash stan and eurika
June 26, 2009 at 17:02
Great start……(for England)
June 26, 2009 at 17:02
No way is that Gabbys goal. He never fucking touched that.
June 26, 2009 at 17:03
bollocks is it on already, keep me in the loop
June 26, 2009 at 17:04
where can i watch it online?
June 26, 2009 at 17:04
what channel it on???
June 26, 2009 at 17:04
Why Nick, where are you that you arent watching.
June 26, 2009 at 17:04
the bbc text is so behind. It’s better on here
June 26, 2009 at 17:04
ATom..when I asked if they all do ..I meant ALL teams from minority groups…not all the players on that ONE team.
June 26, 2009 at 17:05
Well, im watching on ss1.
June 26, 2009 at 17:05
link anyone
any of ours playing?
June 26, 2009 at 17:05
Sweden has began slow in every game this tournament, so i’m not worried….yet
June 26, 2009 at 17:05
Steve you fucking grass, Didee good man we’ll move on!
England are 1 up!
June 26, 2009 at 17:06
ATom…no worries mate…we’re done.
Peace.
June 26, 2009 at 17:07
Yeah Mayank. Both are starting on the left.
June 26, 2009 at 17:08
Hey guys, I read an interview with vermaelen yesterday and he says that wenger is looking for more singings than him. That is what he vermaelen told.
It is the truth. The agent of melo says that melo stays at florence but I don’t believe it. If not melo comes to us than it is an other class DM. He will strengthen the squad in defence, that is what vermalen said. And about chamakh(who is coming to arsenal) he is very underrated.Why??? because we are seeing the youtube clips and see that he missed a lot of chances, but his skills are incredible.
And when must England under 21 play? Sorry, about my posts, they are not good english but i am dutch.
June 26, 2009 at 17:10
Dutchman your English is better than our Dutch mate, well done!
June 26, 2009 at 17:11
Well dutchman, lets hope Vermaelen is right and Wenger improves the defence again. Fish head out and a beast in. Vermaelen seems quite agressive,quick and tough. Now we need the height and power to go with him.
And any Dm that is disciplined and capable of getting invilved with play.
June 26, 2009 at 17:12
Joe Hart is a bit dodgey aint he.
June 26, 2009 at 17:12
cool sharkey, we’ll save it another day when there is nothing going on lol.
geoff… im very disappointed in you, drug crack and man crack!??! tut tut
June 26, 2009 at 17:12
sharkey
of course its not on my mind , however i find it pretty hypocritical about what ive said above ..RE: ade ..
if it was on my mind mate i would have never married a black girl ! i would have never chosen to live here FFS ! or had a son with her.
if i was a racist i would have stayed married to my Lilly white arsed X wife …
but again you wont find any white people
disgusted with that above statement .. they will just have a laugh ..
can you say the same if the colors were reversed ! ?
June 26, 2009 at 17:13
A lot of people seem to think that Melo is shit… Has anyone here seen him play?
June 26, 2009 at 17:14
Tom sometimes I can’t help myself, especially when I’m with Steve!
June 26, 2009 at 17:14
fucking work stu
June 26, 2009 at 17:14
I see that england u21 leads with 1-0.
June 26, 2009 at 17:14
well enough on the NON race debate ..
hope ive proven my point ….
if not .. i dont give a fuck anyhow
off to watch the game ciao bella ..
June 26, 2009 at 17:15
watched melo last night and never looked great mind neither did any fecker
June 26, 2009 at 17:16
Mayank, in fairness its the poeple that have seen him consistently that say he is average… so they would know better than us that havent.
June 26, 2009 at 17:18
We will win fuck all if we sign Chamakh. I cannot think of a more frustrating forward atm. Please no. Wenger has fucking lost it if its true.If you’re gonna sell Ade, get a replacement of equal(or better) skill.
June 26, 2009 at 17:18
Nick, but its after 5, shouldnt you be finished already?
June 26, 2009 at 17:18
Also playing DM for brazil ain’t that big a deal. DMs for brazil are what strikers are for spurs, don’t have much to do.
June 26, 2009 at 17:19
6 mate and then gym, away from friday
June 26, 2009 at 17:19
*thick cunt monday
June 26, 2009 at 17:21
June 26, 2009 at 17:22
we should go to a lower division and give some lone down there a break they would run there bollocks off and kick on demand
June 26, 2009 at 17:22
Speaking of the gym. I was over there a while ago. Some trainer, or whatever he is, gae me a workout programme. Its gonna take me fucking ages to do it. At least 2 hours a day and im not a fan of sweating.
I think i’ll just ignore it and run for a while instead.
June 26, 2009 at 17:22
Ethan. You’ve really missed the point.
—————
SharkeySure Says:
June 26, 2009 at 16:58
Ethan.
“but i can tell you its always on the forefront of your mind obviously and that is the problem !”
Hilarious.
—————————
Thats NOT me saying its clearly on your mind…. its from YOUR POST of 16.53.
My response was that your comment was Hilarious.
Your first wife, your current wife……Y..A..W..N
June 26, 2009 at 17:23
For one season Nick that too ineffectively. Then fuck off to Barca.
June 26, 2009 at 17:24
Dirty fucker Gabby. SHould have been red.
June 26, 2009 at 17:25
Oh are we posting videos. Not my fault so…i didnt start it Nick.
June 26, 2009 at 17:26
Mine was also my contribution as a joke.
June 26, 2009 at 17:26
stu but you didn’t hang about once it did
June 26, 2009 at 17:27
I didnt hang about once what did?
June 26, 2009 at 17:29
nobody see the england u21 match???
June 26, 2009 at 17:29
FASCINATION!
June 26, 2009 at 17:30
2-0 england… Theo’s having a mare though… Once already against the finns and now the swedes.. Those who still think he should start are deluded and pro-british.. He doesn’t even anywhere near as good as milner, noble or even muabmba ffs!
June 26, 2009 at 17:32
And pat you see that about chamkakh but you didn’t see him play. I’am didn’t too, but you can’t say anything about him. He is bad because you see the missing chances from youtube, is he bad because that?
June 26, 2009 at 17:32
Rev. Does Theo look like he’s trying too hard…???
He’s under pressure ain’t he….
June 26, 2009 at 17:32
Rev, in fairness tho he needs some service and it aint gonna come from 3 DMs. And Milner is almost 24 (i think).
Not that im being pro british or anything. (not being british myself).
June 26, 2009 at 17:33
Is walcott a future talent of not?
June 26, 2009 at 17:33
June 26, 2009 at 17:36
he’s not trying to hard.. It seems they have stopped giving him the ball because everytime he get’s it and runs at someone he loses it..
Walcott in my opinion isn’t progressing his other attributes fast enough.. The running up blind alleys and decision making is still as woeful as it was 2 seasons ago..
June 26, 2009 at 17:38
Dutchman, I havn’t seen Verm play and I never said anything about him.
Chamakh, on the other hand, I saw regularly. I watch Ligue 1.
I’d rather have Gomis or Gignac, which aren’t good enough for Arsenal anyway if you ask me.
June 26, 2009 at 17:38
gibbs on the other hand looks quality! I’m not sure Clichy will be able to keep him out much longer…
3-0 england.. own goal… The quality of the swedes make even more of a mockery of theo..
June 26, 2009 at 17:39
Pat, what is Cavenaghi like. I remember his being amazing from my Pro evo days but doen know what he’s like in reality.
June 26, 2009 at 17:40
who’d be up for guiseppe rossi up front?
June 26, 2009 at 17:40
Came here to read about football. Instead read the comments about Shami Chakrabarti. She’s a real wanker and I completely agree with all your comments, thanks for that guys!
June 26, 2009 at 17:41
sorry pat, But Gibbs is an f***cking future talent!!!
I love him!!!!!
June 26, 2009 at 17:41
I’ve never been that impressed with Theo. I though he may be a good striker who hangs off the last defender, but he hasn’t had the chance yet. He’s an awful winger though. Not intelligent at all. Just speed, nothing else.
Vela is a better footballer, imho
June 26, 2009 at 17:42
dfb, i dont know who she is or anything about her but you on the other hand.
You waited until everyone was gone before commenting on them. Wait til they have left to badmouth them. Classy!
June 26, 2009 at 17:42
If adebayor leaves who is coming to us????
Anybody knows or prefer someone?? (realistic please)
June 26, 2009 at 17:44
Bendtner is a more than ‘Ade’quate replacement.
Barbie for president!!!!
June 26, 2009 at 17:44
Yes pat, vela is the duture number nine for us. Every time I see him play I see that he is incredible.
June 26, 2009 at 17:45
Stu do you think bendtner is our new striker???
I think he has it.
June 26, 2009 at 17:46
And one another question, Does anybody knows OSM(online soccer manager)???? Adebayor is 93 there, It’s very funny.
June 26, 2009 at 17:46
Vela and Bendtner
Our future 9 and 10 partnership.
June 26, 2009 at 17:48
Gibbs is brilliant, but it’ll be tough for him. I’m hoping CLichy can get back to his best. He had an awful season.
Cavenaghi has a pretty good scoring record and he also gets a good number of assists for a forward. He has good pace, a good finish and more importantly, can create goals for himself. Has some of Forlan’s explosiveness with the shooting. I’d take him over CHamakh as well. I think we were linked with him before he went to Bordeuz, but he became shit. The last 2 seasons he’s been playing well though
June 26, 2009 at 17:49
What about Eduardo, Stu?? He’s more of a #9
June 26, 2009 at 17:50
well, not much to say really….
3 corners, 3 goals….
3-2 to sweden is already lost but the game isn’t,
the swedish team will never give uo, no matter what!
….do i sound bitter…?
June 26, 2009 at 17:51
“Stu do you think bendtner is our new striker???
I think he has it.”
Wrong question to the wrong guy. You’ll find out soon enough.
June 26, 2009 at 17:52
Just checked, he scored 32 times in 59 games for Bordeux
June 26, 2009 at 17:54
dfb thanks mate, glad you liked it!
June 26, 2009 at 17:58
Just read that the spiv perma-tanned Hull City manager Phil Brown suggests a cooling down period of say half an hour after games before TV interviews, nice idea you dimwit, do you think Sky and their audience will wait around to hear a prat like you for that long after a game.
What planet do you live on?
June 26, 2009 at 17:59
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6xaj2fC1jI
I don’t know how many of you have seen him but if you haven’t strongly advise it.
June 26, 2009 at 18:00
I think Theo needs to have a few shots, he may score, Wenger has drilled that out of him, I hope like hell Arshavin doesn’t turn up for training next season!
June 26, 2009 at 18:01
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1195780/Life-Riley–Leeds-official-Mike-hangs-whistle-Hackett-refs-chief.html?ITO=1490
What the fuck? Of all the clowns him
June 26, 2009 at 18:01
why geoff?
June 26, 2009 at 18:02
Apart from the 3 corners there’s not many scoring chances for any of the teams, i’ve counted 1 half chance for sweden with a header (Berg), and one chance for england (Cattermole).
England has the ball a bit more, but don’t create anything, really, except for corners that is…
Sweden has been very nervy, which is strange, cause they didn’t have anything to lose in this game.
Sweden will make 2 changes in half time
June 26, 2009 at 18:05
Because Wenger will stop him shooting.
June 26, 2009 at 18:06
lol, too true..
Oh, well defended gibbs!
June 26, 2009 at 18:08
theo does have this knack of going on great runs… shat himself a bit in front of goal..
June 26, 2009 at 18:09
See had he shot, that would have been goal of the tournament!!!
June 26, 2009 at 18:19
I agree Geoff. It winds me up that Arsenal players all seem afraid to shoot
June 26, 2009 at 18:24
1-3 and counting…
June 26, 2009 at 18:25
now, we’ve been linked with argentine defensive midfielder “ex-wonderkid” Ever Banega! God it won’t stop will it…
June 26, 2009 at 18:26
It will only serve to make everyone more disappointed when we don’t sign anyone
June 26, 2009 at 18:27
remember i told you sweden never gives up…
And Berg will score at least 1 more…
June 26, 2009 at 18:29
He’s tiny Reva, if anyone watching this game can’t see that Fabrice Muamba isn’t miles better than Song, they need help. And he’s 6′3″, it’s like watching Vieira.
June 26, 2009 at 18:30
freekick sweden…
June 26, 2009 at 18:30
Well Ray, aside from being at home and 3 – 1 down I can’t think of why they wouldn’t give up!
June 26, 2009 at 18:31
2-3 and counting….
June 26, 2009 at 18:31
2-3 Sweden are on the comeback trial… come on Theo!
June 26, 2009 at 18:32
england will never survive this…
June 26, 2009 at 18:32
Well some journalist did claim Arsenal and Liverpool were fighting it out for a valencia player…though it was believed to be Mata.
I think Wenger is preparing to play Arshavin at the supporting striker.
June 26, 2009 at 18:34
then where is van persie playing pat?
June 26, 2009 at 18:34
Toivonen was the 2nd goalscorer so Berg still has his 2nd left…
June 26, 2009 at 18:37
3-3 BEEEEERRRRGGG
June 26, 2009 at 18:37
raygooner are you fucking nosdedamus or what!
June 26, 2009 at 18:37
3-3… extra time 4-3 England!
June 26, 2009 at 18:37
…i told you, at least 2 goals from Berg…
June 26, 2009 at 18:37
nostradamus*
June 26, 2009 at 18:38
This is as bad as I’ve seen England play, how embarrassing, it’s Sweden!!!
June 26, 2009 at 18:39
It won’t go to extra time England will win.
June 26, 2009 at 18:40
Frazier Campbell, should have been red card!
Fuckin’ Man United twat!!!
June 26, 2009 at 18:41
Is Theo still playing?
June 26, 2009 at 18:41
hey Geoff, When did England last beat Sweden in any Competition…?
June 26, 2009 at 18:41
Gabby should have too, no?
June 26, 2009 at 18:42
got complacent.. Then shat themselves under the cosh and now they’ve lost their heads
June 26, 2009 at 18:42
…answer: Back in the 60’s…
June 26, 2009 at 18:44
hart is shite!
June 26, 2009 at 18:48
How is marcus berg playing?
June 26, 2009 at 18:50
Juan Mata? I think I would prefer David Silva. He would be a great player to have tucked in on the left hand side, allowing Arshavin to move centrally behind the striker.
June 26, 2009 at 18:51
well, i said 3-2 to sweden with Berg scoring at least 2 goals…in reality it was 3-3 with Berg scoring 2 goals, too bad for the own goal by sweden or i would have been exactly right…
Now it’s anyone’s game in extra time, but I don’t think Berg is done yet (he’s now scored 7 goals this tournament)…
June 26, 2009 at 18:52
You should know Ray, your the stats man, tonight they will though.
Last time you got hammered by England was in July 1066 we fucked you big time at Stamford bridge.
You leader was Harald Hardrader, our was King Harold, you fucked off for a 1,000 years and the next time we saw you was when Bjorg won at Wimbledon.
(He was from Norway but it’s the same thing)
June 26, 2009 at 18:52
paulinho and pat, where is van perie going to play if we have arshavin playing behind the striker? And don’t say up top, cause that’s ludacris!
June 26, 2009 at 18:52
Paulinho, I’m sure we’d all prefer Silva but he’d cost us a lot more.
June 26, 2009 at 18:53
Pearce needs to tell Theo to have a shot.
June 26, 2009 at 18:54
Marcus Berg doesn’t have the greatest skills but he’s an out and out goalscorer!
For Arsenal anyone?
June 26, 2009 at 18:56
this doesn’t look good…
Robin Söder of Sweden is injured…and sweden has made all 3 substitutions…
June 26, 2009 at 18:56
Hahaha i left at 3-0 thinking, “im not watching this shit”. Then i come back and its 3-3. What the fuck happened? No doubt Berg scored.
June 26, 2009 at 18:57
Don’t call norwegians the same thing as swedes, you could get killed for that in sweden…lol
June 26, 2009 at 19:01
Geoff, not strictly true. The next time we saw them was in that very same year when they invaded and took over the entire country
June 26, 2009 at 19:02
Mayank Says:
June 26, 2009 at 17:51
“Stu do you think bendtner is our new striker???
I think he has it.”
Wrong question to the wrong guy. You’ll find out soon enough.
Mayank, what makes you say that? Im the best person to ask. I give a non-biased, neurtal opinion on Nicklas Bendtner.
June 26, 2009 at 19:05
Robin Söder is an 18 year old forward from IFK Göteborg and he’s now playing left back (injured!)…hmmm
June 26, 2009 at 19:05
Bill that was William, a Norman. The only thing that I could get in Sweden Ray is shagged, they are peaceful and have been neutral in every war since 1066!
June 26, 2009 at 19:05
Revelation, he can play okay up top. He’s got good movement.
I don’t rate RVP that highly, at least to the extent where I would worry about how a certain transfer effects him. If there’s no room for him, so be it.
June 26, 2009 at 19:07
Frazier Campbell, Red Card….hate to say (i told you so)…
June 26, 2009 at 19:07
Oop the Manc boy is off…
June 26, 2009 at 19:07
lulz
June 26, 2009 at 19:08
Ray, what kind of ‘hmmm’ is that?
Is it a – why arent england exploiting it or
is it a – Soder is versatile and Wenger like versatile youngsters?
Oh and Campbell is a bellend. Glad he did it tho because i hate him.
June 26, 2009 at 19:08
Geoff. Yeah but the Normans were originally Nordic, that’s where the word Norman comes from. They made a deal with Charlemagne and set up their own principality in the Frankish kingdom.
June 26, 2009 at 19:10
Bet Wenger is laughing his cock off at the state of Walcotts performances – he did say he shouldn’t go!
Who would have thought it, eh?!
ARSENE KNOWS BEST! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….
June 26, 2009 at 19:10
well, the hmmm doesn’t matter now, with Söder injured and Campbell sent off, it’s even…
June 26, 2009 at 19:11
England must score in this second half of ET if they’re gonna win, cause we all know what will happen if it goes to penalties….lol
June 26, 2009 at 19:12
“laughing his cock off”. HA!
June 26, 2009 at 19:13
Stu, don’t laugh, that’s an actual medical condition
June 26, 2009 at 19:13
Bill there name came from Norsmen, which then became Norman, Harald was uncle to Harold and William, Harold was shipwrecked in France before he became king and agreed with Harald that William would become the next King of England and not himself, Harold renaged, the rest is history.
If you see the statue of William in Fecamp in Normandy, he looks like a Viking, cunts, I fucking hate Vikings, rapists.
June 26, 2009 at 19:13
Hart is quite decent in pen shoot outs… so don’t discount the boys yet.. Theo on the break!
June 26, 2009 at 19:14
Well Wenger was the mug that bought him….
June 26, 2009 at 19:16
Precisely Geoff, so the Normans were at least as viking as Bjorn Borg.
And it looks like they’re raping and pillaging us again today
June 26, 2009 at 19:16
Pearce and “the boys” said that they spent ages practicing PKs in training and in the first game they fucking missed one. HA!
June 26, 2009 at 19:17
Berg hit the bar…
June 26, 2009 at 19:17
oof!!!!
June 26, 2009 at 19:18
Is Seb Larsson there? Surely he is young enough.
June 26, 2009 at 19:18
corner sweden, wouldn’t that be ironi…
June 26, 2009 at 19:19
Seb is born 1985, 1 year too old…
June 26, 2009 at 19:20
woah hart!
June 26, 2009 at 19:20
Shame. He was decent. Dont know why we lt him go so soon.
June 26, 2009 at 19:22
How does someone only make 43 passes in almost 2 hours of football. Thats shocking!
June 26, 2009 at 19:23
i’m sorry to say it guys, but Walcott is actually still on the pitch, but he’s totally invisible…
June 26, 2009 at 19:24
2 minutes left…
June 26, 2009 at 19:24
Theo will miss his pen.
June 26, 2009 at 19:24
‘they are neutral and have been peaceful in every war since 1033′
Except that Sweden ruled large parts of Northern Europe by the 17th century, and that was not reached thru peaceful negotiations.
June 26, 2009 at 19:25
Poor Theo is getting absolutely no help up there.
June 26, 2009 at 19:26
Bank on Theo.. 1 on 1
June 26, 2009 at 19:26
Penalties then…
June 26, 2009 at 19:26
Yep
June 26, 2009 at 19:27
I just wonder…what if Ade was English? Would he be getting all the abuse like he is now
June 26, 2009 at 19:28
My prediction: 4-3 to sweden on penalties
June 26, 2009 at 19:29
i’m guessing Berg will take 1…
June 26, 2009 at 19:30
I wouldnt be suprised if Berg missed his one. Because i’ve noticed that when someone does well in the game they are poor with penalties and vice versa.
June 26, 2009 at 19:31
first up Milner
June 26, 2009 at 19:31
HAHAHAH TWAT!
June 26, 2009 at 19:31
he slipped…..lol
June 26, 2009 at 19:32
now Berg
June 26, 2009 at 19:32
Milner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 26, 2009 at 19:32
Hart saved…
June 26, 2009 at 19:32
I fucking hate Hart. Seems like a right cunt.
June 26, 2009 at 19:33
Hart scored 1-0 England
June 26, 2009 at 19:33
What a fucking en.
June 26, 2009 at 19:33
But seems like a good cunt!
June 26, 2009 at 19:33
Elm scored 1-1
June 26, 2009 at 19:34
Cattermole scored 2-1 england
June 26, 2009 at 19:34
well taken!
June 26, 2009 at 19:35
Bjärsmyr scored 2-2
June 26, 2009 at 19:35
Adam Johnson scored 3-2 england
June 26, 2009 at 19:35
good lad!
June 26, 2009 at 19:36
Hahaha Hart you knob!
June 26, 2009 at 19:36
Lustig scored 3-3 (Hart got booked)
June 26, 2009 at 19:36
Huh?
June 26, 2009 at 19:36
d’oh!
June 26, 2009 at 19:36
Walcott scored 4-3 england
June 26, 2009 at 19:37
Bengtson scored 4-4, now sudden death penalties…
June 26, 2009 at 19:37
Nice pen Gibbo.
June 26, 2009 at 19:37
gibbsy!
June 26, 2009 at 19:37
Gibbs scored 5-4 england
June 26, 2009 at 19:38
Wenger has denied Chamakh on french website.
Alors que Marouane Chamakh a confirmé ce vendredi qu’il voulait quitter les Girondins de Bordeaux, l’entraîneur d’Arsenal Arsène Wenger a démenti, sur le site internet du quotidien Nice-Matin, être intéressé par l’international marocain : “C’est un bon joueur mais je ne suis pas à la recherche d’un attaquant. Il n’y aura que très très peu de mouvement à Arsenal cette année”.
Which translates to:
Armory: Wenger denies for Chamakh
26/06/2009-[18:53] – Sports.fr
While Marouane Chamakh confirmed on Friday that he wanted to leave Girondins of Bordeaux, the coach of Armory Arsène Wenger denied, on the Internet site of the daily Nice – morning, being interested by the international Moroccan: ” It is a good player but I am not in search of an attacker. There will be only very little movement with Armory this year “.
June 26, 2009 at 19:38
yes fuckin YES!!
June 26, 2009 at 19:38
Molins hit the post, England win 5-4 after penalties, congrats!
June 26, 2009 at 19:38
Well im not happy with that. The only consolation is that Gibbs and The scored the final pks and Hart is out of the final.
June 26, 2009 at 19:39
See you Ray, you were fucking easy and it took an Arsenal player to do it!
June 26, 2009 at 19:39
england won penalties?
June 26, 2009 at 19:41
I facking told ye Berg would miss!
June 26, 2009 at 19:41
for a swede, this was an anti-climax, coming from 0-3 to 3-3 and lose on penalties, that hurts….
But i will be chearing for England now in the final, against either Italy or Germany!
June 26, 2009 at 19:43
though England has still not won against Sweden in full time since the 60’s….
June 26, 2009 at 19:44
” It is a good player but I am not in search of an attacker. There will be only very little movement with Armory this year “.
Wenger just said an hour ago.
So them 1-2 targets are both defensive?
June 26, 2009 at 19:46
I’m happy for Walcott & Gibbs, both good penalties, but only Gibbs has done a good job through out this tournament. Theo looks like he’s a bit lost out there, he had 3 or 4 shots on goal this game but all were no harder than a back-pass to the goalie…
June 26, 2009 at 19:47
credit hart for steppin up so early. showed balls. England were up against it there with the swedish crowd, and i feel the yellow was harsh as the swedish lad wasn’t ready to take anyway. I’ve pity on Hart missin the final
June 26, 2009 at 19:47
Why does Wenger say “little movement this year” like it’s some sort of exception?
Same old bollocks from Wenger.
June 26, 2009 at 19:48
ok i’m bankin on the italians to go thru against germany in this semi.. the italians have the skill to control / dominate this one!
June 26, 2009 at 19:49
Well proud of the lads today, (the Swedes that is), going behind by three silly goals and fight back the way they did. Only consolation is that Gibbs scored the deciding pk, and that Frazier Camptwat is out of the final. Congrats.
June 26, 2009 at 19:50
Thank Fuck for that.
Now looking forward to the final on Monday, we will get to see Theo playing upfront.
That Marcus Berg looked good, we will have to keep an eye on him.
June 26, 2009 at 19:50
why was hart booked?
June 26, 2009 at 19:51
Bobby, I thought Sweden deserved the win to be honest.
June 26, 2009 at 19:51
For sledging the opposition before their penalties, it is his own fault, the Ref warned him on the first few and then he did it again
June 26, 2009 at 19:53
yep sweden had loads more shots and our boys v nearly lost their nerves.. albeit the pens where generally well taken bar Milner’s lame effort!
June 26, 2009 at 19:54
watch the italians # 10… a fookin wizard!
June 26, 2009 at 19:55
i’m still proud of the swedish lads and what they’ve done in this tournament.
There might be a future for swedish football after all, and i’m happy for England of course.
Whatever team you will be facing on sunday a majority of the swedes will be behind you.
and i hope you dont mind but i’m a little happy that that wanker Hart will miss the final.
June 26, 2009 at 19:55
Who is it redbearer? Giovinco or Balotelli?
June 26, 2009 at 19:56
Giovinco… top top italian talent!
June 26, 2009 at 19:56
oh oki.. thanks pat..
June 26, 2009 at 19:57
Never mind, i see its Giovinco.
My favourite Italian is Motta, the right back. He was with Udinese but joined Roma last summer(i think). He was the roma player that had that top corner shot against us in the CL. The one Al saved atlethically.
June 26, 2009 at 20:00
England didn’t have a single real chance after the 1st half, it was all sweden after the break and in extra time with Berg’s header in the post the best one…
England’s goals in the first half was all from corners, the 2nd one was when sweden’s captain (center-back) Bjärsmyr was out in the dressing room being treated for an injury, the 3rd one was an own goal by the same Bjärsmyr…
2 lucky goals, the more i think about this game the more painful it is…
But i think Sweden can hold their head’s high after this game.
June 26, 2009 at 20:04
i’m gonna watch a movie instead of watching the other semi final, i can’t bare to watch anymore football tonight…
June 26, 2009 at 20:04
Neuer is facking brilliant! What a save!
June 26, 2009 at 20:05
Defo.. we’re v lucky to be in the final… the Swedes represented themselves admirably. Pearce will need to get the balance right for the final.. the team seemed to lose control and the shape wasn’t there after a buoyant 1st half… Theo and Joe Lewis upfront in the final it is then lol
June 26, 2009 at 20:08
Is Milner out of the final aswell or is it just Hart, Gabby and Campbell?
Because im thinking Pearce will fuck Theo over again. He will proably go Milner – Rose – Johnson.
June 26, 2009 at 20:11
as i have said sever al times i dought wenger has is going sell gallas/toure because it undoughtubly going take vern some time to adapt to prem so those who think he is going to start off i dought that will happen wenger has stated has stated he wanted improve his defence cover and right now cover players dj and silvestor both ends of the spectrum one is to raw and the other over the hill,he might evon stick with senderos and just sell silvestor or go with song. but i feel it be a mistake let your 2 most experienced defenders go.
everybody seems to have set on melo comming to arsenal i have never seen him play but what i have heard gilberto is better and 15 mill big price tag i just think has over targets for much less but the alot of players who fit arsenal bill
June 26, 2009 at 20:11
After the racist debate earlier and the history debate later.
The Swede’s are hardly a peace-loving race, they screwed up my beloved Denmark enough times, and you should see them in the Radhusplads on a Saturday night !
Still we did them 1-0 at their place in the WC last month. Lovely.
Pearce is an awful manager. Playing Theo on the left?? And deep? No-one passed to the guy.
June 26, 2009 at 21:10
I think Theo will play Stu,
Don’t think he has a lot of strikers left. I think Theo will be upfront and looking forward to see how he plays in that position.
June 26, 2009 at 21:27
its hard to believe that Pearce only took 3 forwards with him – the same number as goalkeepers! now 2 of them are banned and only Theo can play.
we all know how good Theo is on his own up front.
He is going to need a big man to win some long balls just behind him. we need a player to play between the Theo and the midfield. no idea who though.
We should buy Marcus Berg. A million times better than Chamakh and about the same price – £10m ish.
June 26, 2009 at 21:40
So England versus Germany on monday nite… bring it on!
June 26, 2009 at 21:43
Amazingly Berg scores more than 1 goal every 2 games for Gronigen. OK sure its in Sweden but it still a really high scoring rate. He is 22 so he is NOT young, at least he is not like 18-20 sort of age group which to me would rule him out. 22 years of age is plenty enough to come into a first team at a club like Arsenal.
I know Ajax are hot favourites to sign him for £9m. Seriously we should get in there – this boy will be worth at least twice that in 2 years time.
Compare his scoring rate with Chamakhs’s and you see clearly who is the more effective striker. In the season before last Chamakh only scored 4 goals all season, having played in virtually every game.
June 26, 2009 at 21:45
yes Berg looks promising but Wenger won’t sign up another forward unless he ditches Ade 1st… the deals need to be in place but if negotiations don’t work out then i fear that we will have to put up with the same baggage as last season!
June 26, 2009 at 21:46
Gazzap, how ignorant of you. Gronigen is in deutschland. Not Sweden.
June 26, 2009 at 21:50
Stu.. good spot mate! Yes it’s in the dutch league and Ajax are courting this players services so we may already be too late!
June 26, 2009 at 21:52
good evening guys!!
btw great title for this blog. very innovative
June 26, 2009 at 21:53
deutschland = aint that germany?
June 26, 2009 at 21:55
KM thats rather sharp too
June 26, 2009 at 21:56
redbearer – i’m the man baby
June 26, 2009 at 21:56
KM, yes. My apologies. I meant Netherlands.
June 26, 2009 at 21:58
so wots been the topic of the day guys? michael jackson is dead – quite shocked abt that….well not really but he was there since i was abt 8!!
wots these rumours abt Chamakh abt? any truth in em?
June 26, 2009 at 21:58
hey Stu. its ok i’l forgive u
hehe
June 26, 2009 at 22:00
De Netherlands maybe!
Mark my words the silly season will begin again next week and we may be smiling or simply pissed with the way things proceed over the next fortnight… that’s when we will either see AW’s hard work pay off or not!!
June 26, 2009 at 22:01
CANA to Spurs?!?
http://community.footballpools.com/blog/2009/06/26/lorik-cana-spurs-favourites-for-marseille-midfield-enforcer/
if the Melo-dramatic transfer saga doesnt go as planned we should nab this guy, as he’s itching for a move and there’s a lot of change at present at Marseilles.
June 26, 2009 at 22:03
redbearer – do u think Melo will stay in Italy? i’m not sure if this guy thinks whether Inter would be a better bet for him – viera is leaving Inter as well & mourhinio doesnt mind stocking up on experienced players
June 26, 2009 at 22:03
hatrick?
June 26, 2009 at 22:08
KM yes Melo will stay because he is settled unless we put in a substantial bid of say £20 mil but can’t say Wenger parting with all that wonga! Cana to Spuds.. well there goes another one hey Stu! That just leaves Veloso but not sure that he is good enuff for our team!
The question is where is the board’s reported ambition gone to? At the AGM they said that they would invest in the team during this summer and not much has happened thus far!
June 26, 2009 at 22:16
stu, apologies I was unaware Gronigen were dutch – never really came across them before TBH, just sounded swedish to me. probably makes the point even stronger because better than 1 in 2 in Holland is a damn good rate.
June 26, 2009 at 22:16
i read an earlier comment that Melo is poor and is only hyped as he is brazilian and that cana is like flamini….hmmmm. i wonder who wengers real target is?
June 26, 2009 at 22:18
i’d laugh if Wenger buys someone piss poor and on their last legs as a ‘role model’ for denilson
June 26, 2009 at 22:18
His real target is Mbia!!
June 26, 2009 at 22:18
on the bright side, the transfer window hasn’t actually opened yet. I guess Vermaelen can only be registered on 1 July.
June 26, 2009 at 22:21
Imo offensively we need a finisher too and a right sided winger… we need to be able to take the initiate and score first to kill these big games off next season otherwise all the possession in the world won’t win us a cent or dime!!
June 26, 2009 at 22:21
Who needs Cana when we could just buy Rolfes or Denisov or Toulalan.
June 26, 2009 at 22:22
here guys we’v moved for our DM target!!!!!!
http://www.thezimbabweindependent.com/index.php/sport/22888-gunners-set-to-sign-midfield-ace-katsande
June 26, 2009 at 22:25
mike – mbia?? wasnt he linked with everton b4??
stu – toulalan sounds more like a alonso player – is Denisov a DM – those russians are hard bargainers..
June 26, 2009 at 22:25
Denisov greatly interests me… Eastern block players will strengthen our resolve in the future.. ditch the African Airheads and sign up the hardcore Eastern Blockheads!!
June 26, 2009 at 22:26
http://www.arsenalnewsreview.co.uk/index.php?mact=News,cntnt01,detail,0&cntnt01articleid=1309&cntnt01returnid=42
chamakh for arsenal?
June 26, 2009 at 22:27
hear hear REDNECK. i like the sound of Denisov
June 26, 2009 at 22:27
bloody hell those articles are so confusing. so many teams around the world have named themselves after us.
we need rid of Ade so wenger can be free to buy another striker. I am sure wenger will buy a DM but I have no idea who it might be. None of the names we have been linked with seem that likely to me.
June 26, 2009 at 22:29
Chamaka plays for Morocco who will be playing with the African Nations cup in Jan… and allegedly doesn’t score that many either.. let the papers think that we are interested while we go after a better prospect!
June 26, 2009 at 22:34
Salaam KM
How old are you and what do you do for a living?
June 26, 2009 at 22:37
w/salam gooner786
i’m 27 & i’m involved in property development & i’v got two designerwear stores in s.wales.
June 26, 2009 at 22:38
ur from india right?
June 26, 2009 at 22:40
Yaya Toures just signed a 1 year extention news just in on SSN.
KM can you sort me out with some discount? HAHA
June 26, 2009 at 22:42
Originally yes but now living in East Ham in London.
June 26, 2009 at 22:44
lol i’m trying to put my website up again but need a lot of time for that…..
June 26, 2009 at 22:44
gooner786 – 1 year extension is weird????
June 26, 2009 at 22:46
KM do you know anyone in Preston or Blackburn? Im studying at UCLAN and have a lot of Pakistani friends.
June 26, 2009 at 22:54
kerrison moving to barca? good young striker v.clinical reminds of Vela a bit
http://uk.reuters.com/article/idUKLQ01220120090626?rpc=401&
here’s a youtube clip of him:
June 26, 2009 at 22:56
Im tellings ye. Juhasz and either Denisov or some eastern european tough fucker!
June 26, 2009 at 22:56
gooner786
i know some guys in preston. have u heard of a Denim co. called Police883?? basically we deal with them and i know the guys there.
June 26, 2009 at 22:57
who’s juhasnz STU?
June 26, 2009 at 23:00
KM I dont know them bro, but I know that Preston used to be the jeans capital of Europe before the manufacturing moved to Turkey.(cheap labour)
June 26, 2009 at 23:02
Roland Juhasz. Surely you have heard of him.
June 26, 2009 at 23:04
June 26, 2009 at 23:04
nope…..true the northern towns were a manufacturing hub back in the days but then we all know what happened..
June 26, 2009 at 23:06
KM,Stu I’m off I’ll see you 2moz.
June 26, 2009 at 23:08
cheers stu. gotto go guys. take care gooner and stu
June 26, 2009 at 23:09
KM, Kuddah-Hafiz I’ll see you 2moz Insha-allah
June 27, 2009 at 00:52
“the Hoff”. The guy from Knight rider”. Whats his full name.
June 27, 2009 at 01:03
Never mind, its Hoffmannnnnnn
So……………
June 27, 2009 at 01:12
I dont know if you guys heard the news yet but Michael Jackson has died.
June 27, 2009 at 01:36
stu
david hasslehoff ?
the guy from america’s got talent ?
bay watch ?
June 27, 2009 at 01:45
AA23
you obviously didnt read the post
June 27, 2009 at 01:45
Ethan.
Stu’s talking about Professor Hoffmann, who wrote “Modern Magic” in 1876.
It’s an easy one to miss in light of todays tragedy.
June 27, 2009 at 01:46
What AA23, you’re fucking kidding.
Yea Ethan, with drink in me i seem to get forgerful..
June 27, 2009 at 01:48
No joke Stu, he died about 2 hours ago.
June 27, 2009 at 01:56
my mate just phoned me and told me that Ed Mcmahon has died too. Why does this keep happening to me?
I’m going to let Farrah know, she will be devastated.
June 27, 2009 at 02:07
Who the fack is Ed McMahon?
Vince Mcmahon or Shane McMahon and i know who you’re talking about but Who the fack is ED?
Ethan, whats your guest post going to be about? Give me a taster?
June 27, 2009 at 02:24
eyyy ohhhh!
June 27, 2009 at 02:36
Whats that supposed to mean AA23?
June 27, 2009 at 02:40
So…..in this transfer window im gonna hope for Juhasz and Denisov in plus Ade and Silvestre out. After that i will be happy.
June 27, 2009 at 03:11
geoff – pedro
with my post just edit it how you see fit , i didnt want to make it too inflammatory on ade , more just outlining his career & with arsenal ..
and my perspective on it ..
June 27, 2009 at 03:14
hahaha i prefer david hasslehoff myself
not sexually obviously but he co- produced baywatch .. so without him there would be a lot more sexually frustrated teenagers in the 80’s !
June 27, 2009 at 04:06
Stu mate, google “Ed McMahon” he was Jonny Carsons sidekick on “The tonight show”.
his catchphrase was “Eyyy ohhhh!”.
They ripped it for “The Larry Sanders Show” with “heyyy nowww!”.
Howard Stern even took that one under his wing.
You know Who Howard Stern is, right?
the freakishly tall left back at Bayern Leverkusen, tasty right peg? king of all media? closely monitored by inter and valencia?
need i say more?
June 27, 2009 at 08:20
Good morning blogland!
June 27, 2009 at 08:34
Morning geoff
I’m off to work. Just saw Gibbs’ penalty on the news. He was very cool. I think he’s going to be a star for us
Catch you later
June 27, 2009 at 08:35
See you Michael, I agree by the way, he is the reason for my post today!
June 27, 2009 at 08:37
good afternoon from sunny , FUCKING HOT thailand ..
June 27, 2009 at 08:45
At least it’s consistent Ethan and the golf is cheap!
June 27, 2009 at 08:47
And next week we are getting a heatwave here in good old blighty.
June 27, 2009 at 08:53
the heat is consistent until about November ..
then it just turns from unbearable to hot
December is cold …
well cold by my standards .. about mid – lat 20’s
….
June 27, 2009 at 08:55
You poor bastard Ethan, it must be horrible to see the sun every day and not to have to wear a bobble hat and gloves to watch the Arsenal on a cold wet night in North London.
June 27, 2009 at 08:56
New post about to go up!