What about a little bit of swapping? Makes sense and costs nothing.

First of all a big thank you to Gunner8 for taking us down memory lane with his guest post yesterday, Gunner8 I expected you to be on more, it was your post!

Onto today, so now we have Vermaelen on board there goes the supposed budget, I don’t believe it for one minute, but for the sake of this post, let’s say it’s true, so is that the end of it then? How about this for a great way around the problems.

Eboue wants out and PSG are interested, so why not swap him plus a little cash for Sakho?

Toure wants out and Man City want him so what about a straight swap with Richards, he hasn’t spoken to Hughes for 3 months, they hate each other, we need a centre back and he’s an Arsenal fan, happy days.

Adebayor has Chelsea after him, why not swap him for John Obi Mikel and Alex?

Senderos wants to play in Italy and we want Melo, so why not swap him plus cash? That would work.

Gallas is wanted by Marseille and we want Cana, same deal.

We could then sell the fringe players like Randall, Simpson and a few others and pick up the shortfall, we still have £3 million left from the Vermaelen purchase. Now in that little lot we have at least two of our problem positions taken care of and no real money would change hands so why wouldn’t we consider it? That’s just the sort of thing that Gazidas could do and the mentioned players we could out would all get their wishes, there’s no point in keeping players that want to go and we would have the squad we have been dreaming about.

I’m not saying buy them all, but two from that lot would be easy peasy. Or am I doing the wishful thinking bit?

We would also be saving a bunch off the wage bill as three of those players are well paid, no one loses faith and we keep players like Robin and Cesc happy, hey who knows, we may even win the league with that line up!

Finally Jose Antonio Reyes is being dumped by Benfica, Athletico don’t want him back and he’s going for €6.5mil, perhaps we should have him back, he was a classy winger and he did get on well with Cesc, any takers???

Have a great day Grovers, we need to move fast now as there are only a couple of weeks left until we re assemble our squad for pre-season and we know how important it is to integrate them early.

856 Responses to “What about a little bit of swapping? Makes sense and costs nothing.”

  1. Dan says:

    And the record goes to….

  2. sanjeev24fbd says:

    11 ….out of the top ten …..uaah uaah !!

  3. sanjeev24fbd says:

    or just 2nd ….u cheeky dan

  4. GARYC says:

    I agree with the Reyes scenario. Now that his nemesis has gone………

  5. sanjeev24fbd says:

    anyhow gr8 post buddy …u have made us realize again that how close we are to becoming a dream team ….
    gr8 …hope it cud all materailizeeeeeee

  6. Dan says:

    Always a great idea but we never do sawp deals. Only cashley and gsllas lately. I’d take reyes over eboue

  7. Dan says:

    Anyone?

  8. Chipo says:

    2nd!

  9. Chipo says:

    And Cartman is nowhere to be seen

  10. dennisdamenace says:

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz………….

  11. Dan says:

    Knowone is to be seen

  12. arsenalised says:

    Wtf dan.

  13. Chipo says:

    Good effort dan by the way…

    I’m not sure swaps are the way forward. The only one i like the look of is Ade for Alex (Jon Obi can piss off- he’s a prime twat) and a bit of cash. Richards isn’t as good as Touré yet imo and Reyes hasn’t got what it takes mentally. Technically he’s great but obviously- that we can gather from his nomadic stints in every southern European country- he’s just a big baby.

    If we signed Melo and that was it i’d be a happy man.

    Touré Gallas Vermaelen Djourou with Song as emergency cover sounds absolutely fine to me.

    If we could swap Silvestre + cash for Sakho that’d be a bonus.

  14. Geoff says:

    Chipo I don’t think they’re that stupid! Nice effort Dan!

  15. Mayank says:

    Dan that i’ve never seen before…
    Good post but who’s to say that the said clubs want our players..

  16. Dan says:

    I got bored hahaha I thought about stopping at 3 but I wondered how many I could get before someone else turned up. The reason I prefer swaps is because if we sell for money then we won’t spend it

  17. Duke says:

    hahahah Dan, got to work a bit early did you?
    I would take Reyes any day, always had great hope for him, shame he didn’t like the rain. I don’t understand how anyone can not like London anyway, but then all those Spanish players are happy in Liverpool? You have to be joking right…

  18. Geoff says:

    Sanjeev and Gary welcome, you are now free to blog!

  19. Pedro says:

    GOOOOOOOOOD MORNING GROVERS!

    My hangover is horriffic… if it were a scenario… it would be David Carradine in that cupboard… pretty grim…

    Right… off to read the post!

  20. Mayank says:

    No offence but what is the Geoff:Pedro posting ratio?

  21. Duke says:

    Ahhh Pedro making jokes and it’s not even Friday :D
    Mayank, I am offended!!!

  22. Geoff says:

    6-1 Mayank and yes I’m glad you brought it up!

  23. Mayank says:

    Arsenal apparently have the best matchday programme in the PL…

  24. Dan says:

    The refresh button got a battering haha bit bored at work as u can see. What happened to your meeting geoff?

  25. rob green says:

    If we lose toure or another defender wenger has to be in another centre back. I really hope Vermaelen isnt a replacement. We lacked defenders this year!!

  26. Lou says:

    Reyes was a huge disappointment. He had everything but was ill equipped mentally for the PL. Almost as soon as he got here he was linked with a move away. Since then he has flakily moved from club to club and country to country with the same pattern as he did with us. He starts great, everyone gets excited, then he fades away. It’s the food, the climate, his team mates. But the swap ideas have a lot going for them I think.

  27. wardo says:

    Morning Geoff,

    Firstly, I would defo take Reyes back…..the reason he left is that he did not get on with Henry and Pires !! not sure why but its so clear when you see repeated goal celebrations…….(pleased to say Bergy did not get involved in the little spat)

    Secondly, those swap suggestions……..we’d win more then the league mate !! Altho I’d keep Gallas if Toure went or vice versa.

  28. Mayank says:

    Duke i don’t know what to say… I apologise on pedro’s behalf for the joke…

  29. Pedro says:

    Mayank, did Geoff ask you to write that?

    I thought my joke was good…

  30. Mayank says:

    Haha… no not really, i really like your posts but they’ve thinned out in the summer that’s all…

  31. Chipo says:

    Geoff i was implying that WE PAY PSG cash + silvestre for Sakho, not the other way round!

    Although we might as well try that way round first :-)

  32. Cartman says:

    What can u possibly do with two fingers???
    Dan, ur da man!
    Geoff, i like ur idea of swapping eboue for sakho, but do we have a decent backup at RB?
    And i really liked reyes but i dont think wenger wud take him back, tho i wud like to see him back!

  33. Duke says:

    haah Pedro the joke was good, I was offended by Mayank for asking the question, he obviously didn’t realise :D

  34. Pedro says:

    Mayank, I’ve been away with business for the last two months… I’ll be doing more when I get back from holiday next week…

    Geoff wont like it though… ;-)

  35. Mark C says:

    Great idea – however perhaps a bit too simple for football.

    it is surprising to see the number of players who want to leave us.

    Eboue
    Senderos
    Gallas
    Toure
    Adebayor

    5 first team (squad players)

    All internationals in their own rights.
    All experienced in terms of CL and Prem.

    However these are the types of players we want to attract – not them as individuals, but experienced footballers, internationals etc.

    We have to make sure if we do do a swap it is our interest, and perhaps paying a bit of money will make sure we get the right outcome.

  36. Duke says:

    I mentioned this before and from what I seen of Sakho, I am not impressed, plus he is another project youth, he is way too young. I know you can say he is captain of PSG, but a friend is a PSG fan and he doesn’t rate him at all, says he is very overrated.

  37. Chipo says:

    Almunia Fabianski

    Sagna, Eboue, Gallas, Touré, Vermaelen, Djourou, Clichy, Gibbs

    Walcott, Rosicky, Arshavin, Nasri, Song, Melo, Denilson, Cesc, Diaby, Ramsey, Wilshere, Traoré

    Rvp, Bendtner, Eduardo, Vela and a replacement for Ade.

    That squad is 100% good enough to win the Prem.

  38. Mayank says:

    Good on you Pedro…
    Pakistan won the WC, who woulda thought?… or do we not talk cricket here?

  39. browny says:

    Richards started to look great as a full back but average as a cenral defender. He is not that tall. For me he is a powerful pacy full back but I don’t think we need that at the mo.

  40. Dan says:

    Were being linked with that Russian goalie, he’s suppose to be quality isn’t he?

  41. charybdis1966 says:

    Morning all,
    Agree with you Geoff – the only way a skin flint like Wenger will allow us new players is to go for swap deals and hope that Gazidis likes horizontally-striped wolly jumpers (Noel Edmonds styley, from the 70’s).
    Of the proposed swaps I’m definitely against Toure leaving, but it is hard to tell if he actually wants to leave or it’s more lazy “work” from the red top hacks. Also I was generally in favour of off oading Badey and keeping Ebway but I’ve changed my mind on both of those, for non footballing reasons though.
    As for the others – yes, get some in !

  42. Chipo says:

    Akinfeev? He’s damn good. Defo up for that.

  43. Geoff says:

    Mayank he’s been threatening to do that for 2 years, ‘my’ and ‘arse’ spring to mind.

  44. Duke says:

    Dan, he is in the top 3 in the world with Casillas and Buffon, also he is 23 years old and has been in the starting line-up of CSKA since 17 and starting line up of Russia since 18. Full of experience and will last us a life time, he is almost as good as a Tesco bag.

  45. Mayank says:

    Arsene buy a GK? not on his life… GKs are known to kill twice as many players as outfielders… don’t think we really need one either…
    Geoff no further comments from my side :)

  46. Dan says:

    Yea that’s him chipo. Only in the daily mail but hey they’ve gotta get one right

  47. Dan says:

    Yea I thought he was quality

  48. Geoff says:

    There is no way Wenger would ever replace Almunia, no way. Utter tosh. Blimey it took him long enough to get in the first team in the first place.

  49. Chipo says:

    My mate bet me £20 last night that Arsenal are going to sign Tevez.

    Talk about a win/win bet!

  50. Steve says:

    I don’t like loan players at Arsenal personally.

    The fans have no affiliation with the players and the player has no affiliation witht he club or it’s fans.

    It’s a little like falling in love with someone else’s wife.

    The problem is that if the player is shit then you hate him and he isn’t even your player and if he performs then the price goes up and the club won’t pay the money.

    It’s a poisoned chilice.

  51. Chipo says:

    He knows Arshavin’s agent, who apparently told him that Tevez was going to Arsenal… But he’s also a united fan. Case closed!

  52. arsenal4ever says:

    whats about Senderos to Fiorentina? They want him and we will get Melo and pay them 10 mill.

  53. Chipo says:

    Steve is a ‘chilice’ a chalice full of chillies? ;-)

  54. Geoff says:

    Who are you talking about Steve?

  55. Duke says:

    Dan, if only it were true :(
    Chipo, can I get in on that? :P

  56. Big Dave says:

    Take Reyes back you sure ? no way will never happen

  57. Arsenal Tom says:

    tevez to arsenal? cant see it, unless we loose 2 strikers and wenger goes bonkers

  58. Dan says:

    I hope you lose that bet chipo :) I doubt it though

  59. frankie says:

    I’d take Reyes back but would he fit now? AA 23, Rosicky, walcott, and nasri maybe wilshire. I don’t think he’ll get in to the team plus he always complained about england so i don’t think he’ll be too egar to come back. Agree with the swap deals though.

  60. Pedro says:

    Steve… whose wife are you in love with?

  61. charybdis1966 says:

    Agree with you there A Tom – no way would Tevez come to us as it’s not his choice – it’ll be down to Kia Joorabchian’s company where he goes. By the way, it’s funny to see the manks turning on him by making comments such as “headless chicken” “poor goal scoring record” blah, blah blah. There just putting a brave face on losing half of their “Fab 4”. The mugs.

  62. Cartman says:

    I have been playing chess since I woke up and hell I won only two 3 matches :( !

  63. Dan says:

    Unless ade went for 25m then there’s no way!

  64. Mayank says:

    If we sign the Melo fellow i’d be content… GK striker RW?… Too many new players and we’ll be off to another slow start till they bed in, that we can’t afford, continuity is key… Also it might cause problems in the dressing room.

  65. Cartman says:

    hey charybdis, i want ladou!

  66. Big Dave says:

    Tevez ia going citeeeehhh

    David Villa to us….. ??????????

  67. Chipo says:

    This guy is a total liability. One of those people who just consistently does stupid stuff and gets himself in way over his head.

    We’ve got another bet on too-

    I’ve bet him £20 Arsenal will win the league next season.

    A little cocky you may say, but not when i tell you he’s given me:

    30/1 !!

    what an idiot.

    I hope he never joins betfair!

  68. peter says:

    AW may let go some of his senior players, who failed to deliver last season, when there being suitable replacement identified. Obviously, high earners with limited room for improvement will be showed the door. I guess Toure, Eboue and Ade will soon be offloaded in order of priority.

  69. Cartman says:

    the most important signing at the moment is the DM, that’s true!

  70. Rich from the North Bank says:

    If only life was as simple as just ‘swopping’ players…

    And who actually makes the descision as to who is worth what or how many players…????

    Very strange.

    I’d rather we concentrate on Aquisitions. If people want to go, we will get money for them.
    Arsene, don’t listen to all this drivel… concentrate on your targets and worry about the cull once we are fully stocked up again.

  71. Arsenal Tom says:

    chary, yeah its nice to see someone else getting picked off for a change! tevez was a hero over there, and they’re only proving just how fucking stupid they are by saying that!

    looks like theyll get benzema now though. just hope ribery goes anywhere but there

  72. Steve says:

    Pedro, it was hypothetical.

    Geoff, Baptista springs to mind.

  73. Geoff says:

    Welcome Peter, Rich, what drivel?

  74. gooner-pak says:

    and who was at old traford holding playcard pleading fergie to sign him!!!! suckers

  75. Dan says:

    Chary my Manc friends done the same with ronaldo. Not even out the door and he’s all of a sudden a greedy diving mug. Funny that

  76. Geoff says:

    Steve what made you bring that up, he’s long gone.

  77. Mayank says:

    Haha chary… the mancs turn sour faster than milk, its great to read their blogs now ronaldo the one trick pony tevez the headless chicken whats next?

  78. gooner-pak says:

    it wil be eather cana or melo

  79. Arsenal Tom says:

    i think how many players will get on how quickly the next one comes in or first one leaves… if we get a DM or winger within 2-3 weeks then we’ve still got plenty of time to do another deal before it disrupts pre-season or anything.

    melo has been saying how flattered he is that big clubs from europe/england are after him….

  80. Duke says:

    Chipo, seriously can I meet this friend of yours? I also like easy money…

  81. Arsenal Tom says:

    Diaby wants to reach the next level…

    Instead of spending his holiday on the beach, Arsenal’s Abou Diaby is working on his fitness with famous French personal trainer Renaud Longuevre.

    The Gunners midfielder has opted against resting this summer, as he wants to gain muscle power and reach the next level, Longuevre has revealed.

    As a consequence, the France international, who has been widely compared to Patrick Vieira, will practice with the track and field trainer for four weeks.

    “When I feel that a sportsman is ready to give it all in order to reach a stage, it suits me,” Longuevre told Les Dessous du Sport.

    “He is motivated and wants to reach the next stage on the physical level.”

    He added: “The English league is very demanding; as a consequence his objective is to improve physically in order to be stronger and more resistant.

    “He wants to be stronger in challenges. That is why he needs more muscle power.”

    sounds good to me

  82. Big Dave says:

    Bordeaux want £14mill for their striker Chamakh

  83. Matt says:

    Continuity is massively important in football, it would be crazy to sell / swap and buy about 10 players.

    Surely selling no-one, and maybe bringing in 1 more central midfielder would be a nicer option?

    Besides, if we did what you say, where are they all going to play?

    Will Sakho, Alex or Richards be happy moving to us to sit on the bench?

    Will Melo and Cana?

    No…. Keep everyone we have, add 1 more central midfield player.

  84. Dan says:

    What’s odds did u give him chipo?

  85. gooner gal says:

    The swap deals sound good, but id rather keep our fringe players esp simpson. he will make it big for us (i hope)

  86. Geoff says:

    Matt read what I said, I said 2 from the above not all from the above, try reading slower.

  87. Big Dave says:

    Daiby can build up his muscles if he wants , and while he is at it, teach him how to pass to

  88. Arindam@KOL says:

    Get in Cana and we are champs for 09/10 !

  89. Duke says:

    Dan, I am sure if he gave him 30/1 then Chipo gave him 1/30.

  90. Arindam@KOL says:

    Chamakh is not half as good as Ade. Nuff said.

  91. Dan says:

    Matt they were just examples, not all of them

  92. Matt says:

    Ok Geoff, but my point is still the same…

    Surely it would be a better option to keep everyone we have, add 1 or 2 faces.

    Then we would have the improvement of our current squad, plus a (hopefully) fit Rosicky and Eduardo with the addition of 1 or 2 new faces.

    As opposed to a clear out, and 6 new faces to bed in…

    Plus, as someone said earlier – who decides what a player is worth, and how realistic is swapping players in this day and age?

  93. Duke says:

    To prevent a decline in the standard of football next season, the FA have banned the fielding of B teams in the Premiership.

    Birmingham, Blackburn, Bolton and Burnley.

  94. dennisdamenace says:

    I thought i’d post this again……….

    It’s so so good, ManUre supposedly have all that money, but can’t buy anyone! Benzema is DEFINITELY staying at Lyon for another year and Ribery is either going to Barca or Real Madrid and is NOT coming to the Premiership, and they can’t even agree the deal for Valencia from Wigan ha ha ha!!

    On top of which, there’s every possibility that they might have to hand that over that £80m to the banks, now that would be comedy!

    However, i did hear that they aren’t even getting the £80m up front, they will get it in £20m instalments, even funnier……

  95. Chipo says:

    if arsenal win the league, i get £620.

    if arsenal don’t win the league, he gets £20.

    like i said, he’s an idiot!

  96. Steve says:

    I was referring to loan deals in general Geoff. Very rarely do they work out for top clubs. Baptista was just an example.

    I don’t like them in principle.

  97. Geoff says:

    Matt what we had last season didn’t work, Dennis B said 4 or 5 new players coming in every season lifted the team, I think another centre back, a defensive midfield animal and a winger would be perfect, no more.

  98. Franchise says:

    Hi guys

  99. Dan says:

    I heard cana’s passing is a bit well… Crap

  100. Geoff says:

    He’d be at home then with Song and Denilson!

  101. Chipo says:

    I read that Diaby thing as well. I was impressed, but let’s see how he comes back in July. I’m perfectly prepared to see Diaby and Cesc in the middle, as long as he sorts his act out!

  102. Steve says:

    Geoff, sorry I read the post in a hurry.

    Confused loan deals for swap deals.

    Ignore me, i’m a cunt.

  103. Chipo says:

    Geoff what ad agency do you work at?

    I’ve worked at DDB and WCRS… might we have shared a canteen moment? lol

  104. Duke says:

    Dan, he can make a 5 yard pass to Fab, and to be honest that is all we need him to do after he break 3 players getting the ball back.

  105. Geoff says:

    I worked at CDP if you went to that canteen! Ok Steve!

  106. charybdis1966 says:

    Mayank/Dan/A Tom – it seems like the Mank nation (from Peterborough to Penzance, and from Macow to Monogolia) is alive to the sound of rattles, dummies, whistles being thrown out of Old Twatford shaped prams. I also don’t think Benzema sounds like their salvation either, certainly not for the 2009/10 season, if he arrives anyway that is. I see him as another Aliadiere. Maybe players in Europe feel that the Manks are in decline, what with ole 65% proof nose pushing 70 (and no longer having the stomach for the Premier League rough and tumble) so there are best off elsewhere ,e.g. R Madrid, Barca etc…..or even us ?
    Cartman, – who is “ladou”?

  107. Franchise says:

    if we are buying another midfielder i think we would have to loan out or sell 1 or 2. we are oversubscrided in midfield areas but the problem is the quality and readiness of some options. Diaby, Song, Denilson, Ramsey on last season’s form were as good as just being two players.

  108. Arsenal Tom says:

    chary… i agree allot of top players or players touted as the next big thing like benzema will look at barca winning the CL and the madrid revolution and fancy that over manure, especially europeans

  109. Duke says:

    charys, I am sorry, did I misread something or did you actually compare Benzema to Aliadiere?

  110. Matt says:

    I agree with you on the central midfield player, but would rather keep what we have at centre half, plus Vermaelen, and don’t see the need for a winger.

    We have Rosicky, Arshavin, Nasri, Walcott, Vela and Eboue who can play wide.

    An even little Jack could play wide, so no need.

  111. Pedro says:

    Chary, I don’t agree with your comment about Benzema… but funny you should say that… my brother made a similar comment about him yesterday.

  112. Dan says:

    Duke it depends how he passed to fab under pressure. We only need diaby to make 5 yard passes to fab and put his body into the challlenge but he can’t

  113. Arsenal Tom says:

    diaby couldnt be a DM, he wants to play behind the striker and said he’d never want to play CB… thats not a DM mentality.

  114. Arindam@KOL says:

    I would love to see this squad for next season :

    Keepers : Almunia , Fab (better still , send Fab on loan and get in Yohann Pele on a free as Al’s understudy )

    Rb : Sagna , Eboue

    Cb : Gallas , Vermaelen , Djourou , Senderos [sell Toure to Citeh for 12 - or maybe Kompany(who can fill in as DM and Cb) + 5 mil

    Lb: Gibbs , Clichy

    CMs : Cesc, Song , Denilson , Diaby [his last chance , imo - if ONLY , this guy had Vieira's brain - he 'wd be better than him]

    + Get Melo/Cana – my preference being Cana – he’s apparently available for 10 mil and would complement Cesc better .

    Wide players : Vela , Arshavin , Walcott , Nasri , Rosicky .

    Strikers : Ade , RvP , Dudu , Bendtner.

    [Remove Ade and get in Chamakh and that looks a lot worse . Besides, given RvP and Dudu's injury track records ; we could well have to do with Bendtner as the MAIN MAN. And no champion team can afford to do that. IF at all we aspire to be champs, that is.]

    PS : This year is a massive chance for us to wrest back the league. There are question marks on all of our nearest rivals. Time to take them by surprise. Anyways , no one expects us to do much. All I get to hear is that the Chavs or the Dippers are gonna win it next season.
    If we can reatain our first choice XI and add a Cana /MElo in the mix before pre-season ; are those cunts in for a massive shock or what ! Cmon you Gooners !

  115. Franchise says:

    Benzema is somewhat over hyped IMO

  116. Pedro says:

    Matt, I think keeping all our players would be a bad idea.

    If they are all fit… there are too many of them… especially in midfield.

    Players will be bitching left right and centre come January… possible unrest in the dressing room…

    Factor in the kids coming through as well…

  117. Arindam@KOL says:

    But Benz has all the attributes to be a top , top player , imo. Maybe his ego may let him down.

  118. Duke says:

    Dan, yeah but Cana is class, I watch French league a bit, and I am very very impressed.

  119. Duke says:

    Chipo :D

  120. Arindam@KOL says:

    I’d rather have that situation , Pedro than having to play a Champs league semi with G.Hoyte at RB; Traore left Wing , and Song and Denilson in CM ; with Diaby in the hole and NIk up-front.

  121. Matt says:

    True, but you could argue that the ones who would be bitching would be the ones not getting a sniff of playing, and players moaning about not getting a game suggests the guys who are, are doing well….

  122. Pedro says:

    I mean it makes sense to keep all our players… but a lot of them are coming into their prime years and they’re not really cutting it.

    I don’t think it would be in the interest of Eboue, Senderos and Diaby to hang around if they’re not going to be getting games…

    Probably not in the interest of the wage bill either!

  123. dennisdamenace says:

    Anyone catch the Brasil/Italy game last night?

    I know it was only the one game, but Melo looks the real deal, whereas Chiellini looks like Senderos’ big brother!!

  124. Arindam@KOL says:

    WE sell Ade and lose RvP and Dudu to injury – all we have is Bendtner and maybe , Vela ; if he is played there. Sell Toure and Senderos ; and we are back to having MArtian starting 70 % games.

    THink !

  125. Pedro says:

    Matt, 100% agree… but when you’ve got the volume of players we’ve got, it might not be one player moaning… it could be 3… that’s enough to cause problems in the dressing room I think.

  126. Dan says:

    Chipo :) he’s definetely bulked up

  127. Arindam@KOL says:

    ddm , I’d have Senderos over Chiellini after watching him at the Confed for 3 games .

  128. Chipo says:

    Is anyone else extremely excited about seeing Rosicky back and playing?

    I know it’s a cliché, but he will be like a new signing.

    He’s top class.

  129. charybdis1966 says:

    No, you read right Duke – but I’ll concede there is an element of wishful thinking in that. I do believe he won’t have the instant impact The Arsh did on joining – but I’m illogical and partisan when it comes to other clubs. I only want the worst case scenario for them, and the Manks especially, so while Benzema probably isn’t as bad as Aliadiere I don’t think he’s all that.

    Perhaps he’s more like Matija Kesman. :)

  130. Chipo says:

    agreed on Chiellini, he’s a hefalump

  131. Arindam@KOL says:

    Pedro , be sure that 2 of that 3 wd be in rehab , so all they wd moan abt would be the injury they picked up !

  132. Franchise says:

    Pedro we have like 7 CB options as things stand WTF

    Gallas
    Toure
    Silvestre
    Djourou
    Verm
    Senderos
    Song

    That is just too much

  133. Matt says:

    I know what you are saying Pedro – but a nice problem to have if we are top of the league come Xmas!

    And worth the risk – as a previous said – better that than have to rely on kids if we get a stack of injuries.

    Couldn’t agree more Chipo – Rosicky is world class, it would be awesome to have him playing week in week out.

  134. Matt says:

    Franchise,

    Senderos is surely going, and if Silvestre gets anywhere near the team in front of that lot, then we have serious injury problems!

  135. Duke says:

    ddm, totally agree mate, everyone wanted Chiellini, but now that we seen him play, well thanks but not thanks.

  136. Dan says:

    Very excited about the return of rosicky, fingers crossed though chipo

  137. Arsenal Tom says:

    DDM… 100% mate, chellini was getting destroyed by brazil and by the commentators… they even called him the ‘new materazzi’ poor bastard!!

  138. dennisdamenace says:

    I say sell Diaby, Song, Denilson and Eboue, add £10m to that lot and go and buy Melo……

  139. Arindam@KOL says:

    1 of Toure / Gallas will go.
    Count is at 6.
    Song will be used at CB , if we are ravaged by injuries – count is at 5.
    Senderos will go – count at 4.
    Silvestre – haha . – count at 3.

    Namely , Vermy( unproven talent) , Gallas , Djourou (shaky) : So we need to add 1 more experienced head in there , Franchise !

  140. Arindam@KOL says:

    ddm , then Melo breaks his shin and missed 8 months and we are Fucked proper !

  141. Arindam@KOL says:

    *misses

  142. Dan says:

    I’m off to do some work

  143. dennisdamenace says:

    AKOL – That’s a very sad indictment of Chiellini my friend!!

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  145. Arsenal Tom says:

    song and denilson should be kept, but only as back up and to p[lay against weak teams to give fab/ our DM a rest, they have potential but they arent good enough yet.

  146. Arindam@KOL says:

    indeed it is !
    He was BIGGED up into some kind of mythical CB here – quick , strong, aerially unbeatable , etc..

    But he seemed to be Senderos LITE , to me.

  147. dennisdamenace says:

    AKOL – If we stick with what we’ve got we’re well fucked anyway!!

  148. Chipo says:

    Arindam- captain of Ajax is hardly unproven talent!

  149. Franchise says:

    Matt i personally think for starters either one of Toure and Gallas has to go. Verm has to start IMO. We need to try something different.

    Gallas major con is his age and Toure’s is his lack of concentration and poor decision making. Defenders are known to play well into 35 so i hope wenger doesnt give up on Gallas that easily. I personally would prefer Gallas over Toure.

  150. Matt says:

    Why Dennis?

    Everyone is a year older and better, Adebayor has something to prove, Eduardo and Rosicky are back, and we have a new CH..

    Sounds pretty good to me!

  151. Arindam@KOL says:

    ddm , we cant really sell as many you listed there , mate – Only 1/2 can go .Best would be to retain ALL and add 1 more – but we dont live in an ideal world , do we ??

    Imo , we can only afford to sell Toure of the lot . IF its Ade as well , the replacement will take time and we are Fucked in that scenario as well. Too many trap doors !

  152. Matt says:

    Franchise – Agreed – no room for sentiment in football, Gallas is the best CH at the club, so it is him and Vermaelen as starters for me.

  153. Arindam@KOL says:

    Chipo – I meant at the PL level.

    Now do you want me to mention super players from other leagues that flopped here ?

  154. Duke says:

    You guys do realise that if we sell Toure it is an official end to our Invincible squad…

  155. Arsenal Tom says:

    toure plays well with a dominant arial CB which i think verm is… he said he likes to play ‘physical’ which is exactly what we need, he also said he wont hide from taking responsibility so he could bring toure back to his best like sol did

  156. Franchise says:

    Arindam Matt was saying priority is to keep team together and i was just pointing out that it wasnt the case. as things stand we have 7 CB options. 4 is enough and Song as a versatility CB/midfield player making 5.

    if we werent to sign anymore CB my options would be

    Gallas
    Verm
    Djourou
    Senderos
    +
    Song

    Man United played mostly 3 CBs all season (Vid, Ferd, Evans) and they won the league, got to the FA cup semis, won the Carling cup and got to CL final

    out of the 3 Johnny Evans is quite inexperienced. Wes Brown was injured for most of the season and he is no Vidic. injuries permitting 2 world class CB are enough with a few side kicks

  157. GOONER4EVER says:

    Good post!,but if we can keep what we already have + Melo,that would be fanastic,and we’ll be competitive on every front,including CL

  158. Chipo says:

    But Duke, that might mean it’s the official beginning of our next one ;-)

  159. Franchise says:

    Duke we still have clichy

  160. Arsenal Tom says:

    duke… clichy was part of the squad, and played a few times

  161. Arindam@KOL says:

    ATom, not really sure if Verm is the aerially dominant CB we need.

  162. Chipo says:

    Franchise you forgot Kolo

  163. Arindam@KOL says:

    Maybe he’s more in the Gallas mould and his eventual replacement.

  164. Franchise says:

    Chipo i sold him to Manchester City :D

  165. Arindam@KOL says:

    Franchise , your selection is what I picked myself earlier (scroll up) . However , dont see Sendy staying. Hence , the need for 1 more. And Silvestre can leave on a free with his tickets paid for .

  166. Chipo says:

    Oh nice one! How much did you get for him?

    Can you sell Ade to Chelsea while you’re at it?

  167. gnarleygeorge9 says:

    Evening all

    Not everyone agrees on most things Arsenal on here, but one thing that seems to galvanise all Grovers in Blighty is the dislike of your press, & reading the crap that they say about THOF, I can see why.

    The best way to stick it up the press is for The Club to win Cups, so winning this seasons PL will suffice I reckon.

  168. Duke says:

    Oh shit, forgot Clich was there, thanks for pointing that out. But still… :P

  169. Arindam@KOL says:

    gg9 , spot on , mate.

    Would love to see the smugness wiped out of the faces of MEssrs . Gray , McMahon , etc.

  170. Franchise says:

    Arindam like Many believe Gallas or Toure would be leaving I also believe either of Senderos or Silvestre would be leaving. I dont see both of Sendy and Silvestre leaving and i would rather have Senderos over Silvestre.

  171. Arsenal Tom says:

    adriham, i agree we’re not sure but i think he is, the small clips of him about show him being that sort of player… the desire to go for the arial balls and putting yourself in the way when you might get hurt is what we’ve lacked rather than pure size

  172. dennisdamenace says:

    Matt – Because imo i truly believe we’re getting all we’re ever gonna get outta the likes of Eboue, Denilson, Song, and sadly Diaby too….

    The problem is that if AW were to keep these guys as backup i wouldn’t have a problem, but to be constantly flogging the proverbial dead horse with making them first choice regulars is costing us trophies!

  173. Arindam@KOL says:

    No doubts on that , Franchise ! But, AW sees things differently than mere mortals , so see him keeping :
    Silvestre and possibly, showing Senderos the door.

  174. Duke says:

    I want Sandy to stay, CB don’t become world class until they are around 25-26. He could prove to be a legend.

  175. Arindam@KOL says:

    ATom , Toure and Gallas on youtube would seem to be the best CBs ever.

  176. Franchise says:

    pacy defenders like gallas and toure like to step back rather than commit into a challenge. they rely on recovery pace. slower defenders (not neccessarily only slower def) stick to the players they mark like glue not allowing them to gather momentum. and they try to attack (as in charge in) early. i think vermalaen is that type of player. his game would complement gallas, toure or djourou

  177. Chipo says:

    VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! VOTE!VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! VOTE!

  178. KM frm WALES says:

    Good morning everyone

    1stly : Pakistan Zindabaad :) well done to Pakistan for their win y’day. also Sri Lanka were great opponents – big up to all Sri Lankans out there.

    2ndly : I liked ur post 2day Geoff/Pedro(?) i’d like to see at least a few of those swaps but i think u need 1 old head in defence like gallas because i think he can offer us a lot still. there is no substitute for experience.

    3rdly : here’s something on DIABY

    http://www.oleole.com/blogs/arseblog/posts/diaby-shows-some-fight-as-his-arsenal-career-hangs-in-the-balance

  179. charybdis1966 says:

    Looking at the centre back situation I would rather we got rid of Silvestre and keep swiss Tony, so our options stay at Kolo-Gallas-Verminator-Djourou-Swiss Tony, with 2 of those capable of filling left back if necessary and the Franchise look alike a bit injury prone and therefore only a squad player. SongBillong should stay as a midfielder IMO, with Diaby being flogged off to make way for a first choice DM. I do feel we are a bit light at right back if Ebway goes so maybe that area needs addressing as only Kolo has filled in there and not done too well I recall.

  180. Arindam@KOL says:

    Its ridiculuous that these T20 World Cups are happening each yr.

  181. gnarleygeorge9 says:

    Arsenal & Man U put on red alert by agent’s comments
    10:53 AM 22 June, 2009

    Arsenal and Manchester United may renew their interest in Lyon’s Karim Benzema, after his agent said his client would ‘think about’ a move away if an offer comes in.

    Benzema’s agent, Karim Djaziri, said: “Karim is on holiday at the moment and he is not thinking of moving.

    “He wants to stay in France for another year so that he can prepare for the World Cup and I think that Sir Alex [Ferguson] knows this.

    “Perhaps he wants to make an offer to Lyon. If that happens, then Karim will think about it, but as things stand, Karim wants to stay with Lyon for another year.”

    Arsenal have been following Benzema’s progress for a long time, but may be put off bidding by the astronomical asking price.

  182. Geoff says:

    I did Chipo, it said 100%

  183. Steve says:

    Fuck Pakistan and Sri Lanka. What about bigging up the English bitches team??? Well done ladies.

  184. robert says:

    NEVER REYES!!!!!
    Swapping players is not as easy as it seems, both clubs must be satisfied and both players, it is twice as hard as a regular signing…

  185. KM frm WALES says:

    Arindams is it each year??? damn i didnt know that! i think it should be every 2years, because there’s a lot of tournaments happening…..1 day world cup & the champions trophy this october.

  186. Chipo says:

    morning KM.

    We’ve done Diaby already- see Chipo@10.16 :-)

    He’s really bulked up

  187. charybdis1966 says:

    Sorry KM, can’t join in with your T20 feelings as to me Pakistan the Manks of cricket, in that I can’t stand them rather than that they win all the time. Sorry !

  188. iceman says:

    Mikel is pants.
    I’d take Reyes back ASAP!!!
    Can we sell Ade already!!!

  189. Chipo says:

    3 people want Vermaelen and DJourou as 1st choice pairing! Interesting!

  190. Arindam@KOL says:

    it is , KM – its more annoying than the ACN – and that says a lot !

  191. gnarleygeorge9 says:

    Geoff you are right after all, Cricket is a girls game, in England :lol:

  192. dennisdamenace says:

    Matt – ‘everyone is a year older and better’ Really??

    Sounds a touch too much Arsenesque to me, the sort of cobblers he comes out with after he’s made his nominal one signing justifying it with how much greater this group of players are for having another year under their belts!!

  193. KM frm WALES says:

    the English bitches??????team? :) -Steve ur a legend !

  194. gnarleygeorge9 says:

    KM

    I think they are actually Butches If you know what I mean :)

  195. dennisdamenace says:

    Franchise you Muti, i sent you an email last night wiv my matchday proposals. I hope you like, othrewise i will have to cry myself to sleep in my gigantic pillow tonight :cry:

  196. Steve says:

    I thought I was being quite p.c for once.

  197. gnarleygeorge9 says:

    DDM

    Chill, The number 14 Title is coming, just slip down to the Tattersals Castle & have a couple of soothers, & it will all become much clearer, Chamone

  198. KM frm WALES says:

    chipo – i couldnt be bothered to read everyone’s earlier posts :)

    Chary – fair enough my friend – it was an enjoyable experience for most neutrals. but saying that i think England showed in this Twenty20 that they can be a good limited overs team — but they lack a bit of depth in some areas – thats where pakistan & Sri Lanka & S.Africa excel. I really believe England can give Australia a good game. Although i cant stand Test Matches – just too long.

  199. Arsenal Tom says:

    arindam, i doubt that but my point is that a certain type of player compliments another, its obvious we lack grit at the back, so would wenger go and buy another defender who scared to get stuck in? i doubt it

  200. dennisdamenace says:

    Chipo – I am proud to say that i voted for Senderos & Sivestre……. 8O

  201. Franchise says:

    DDM we’ve got a deal. Some flexibility re swaps would have to be taken into consideration. come 1st of july we can sort out the finances ;)

  202. charybdis1966 says:

    Lol at Gnarley @11.09. That team do consist solely of butches of the lipstick or lumberjack variety.

  203. Nick says:

    sell kolo and eboue get richards in as part of the kolo deal and richards gives cover for right back and cb easy one player two jobs ;)

  204. gnarleygeorge9 says:

    T20 is a sad grab @ a declining market IMO.

  205. Franchise says:

    “However we are certainly the only team with three teenage players at the World Cup – Cesc Fabregas, Johan Djourou and Theo Walcott. They are 17, 17 and 19. Those are like new signings and they will come back still under 20 years-old with World Cup experience. Then there is Thierry too. All that makes you strong.”

    that was wengers comments in 2006 re transfer targets.

    walcott and djourou when compared to 2006 IMO havent improved by a lot.

    that is why u have to be a bit careful when u relying on youth to deliver performances that ensure silveware. its a big risk

  206. KM frm WALES says:

    from goonertalk – 5 DM possible targets

    http://goonertalk.com/2009/06/21/5-defensive-midfield-options-for-arsenal-videos/

    (hmmmm they don’t show much tackling etc though)

  207. maqitlarge says:

    Personally, I think selling one or two of the fringe players is a good thing. It will send a message to the others that failure is an option if they aren’t cutting the mustard!

  208. Nick says:

    watching richards play for england has impressed me committed and strong in the challenge plus his a lump to give us a bit more of a presence physically :)

  209. dennisdamenace says:

    Gnarley you old Biffa, always the ying to my yang! Peroni IS the cure for ALL ills…….

  210. dennisdamenace says:

    There’s that fecking ‘e’ again, you slipped that one in there again didn’t you, you devious fecker ;)

  211. Nick says:

    steve wheres the best rate for euro’s at the mo????

  212. KM frm WALES says:

    chelsea want adebayor — any truth in this?

    http://www.imscouting.com/global_news_item.aspx?id=2356

  213. gnarleygeorge9 says:

    Actually DDM, I caught up with a mate I haven’t seen for a while, & he told me how he was into Peroni’s, & that I should try them :lol: They have taken off down here, but must be served chilled IMO :P

  214. dennisdamenace says:

    Franchise – agreed, flexibility is a good thing, Peroni is a good thing, taxation is a baaaaaaaaaad thing!!

  215. dennisdamenace says:

    Franchi – whereabouts do to you currently reside my old mungler?

  216. Franchise says:

    did u kow that in 2006 against boro (RIP) @ highbury a game that we won 7-0 our CB pairing was senderos and djourou?

    our defence that day was

    Lauren…….Senderos……..Djourou………Cygan

  217. Franchise says:

    Westhampstead/kilburn area DDM and u?

  218. Nick says:

    fran remember that paring against chealsea? essien scored a toe punt to equalise with the last kick off the game ….wanker

  219. dennisdamenace says:

    For my sins Franchise, Bromley in Kent….

  220. Nick says:

    hum hum downham :)

  221. Chipo says:

    i was in Sydenham the other day DDM.. god knows why -it’s an absolute hole

  222. dennisdamenace says:

    Gnarley – I was in a watering hole on Friday evening that was recommended to me by that drunk Steve (!) where the draught Peroni was phenomenally chilled, but the bottled Peroni was a tad warm!! That’s what you get for having ‘out-of-towners’ running your bar!!

  223. Gary H says:

    Sell Adebayor, Eboue, Gallas, Silvestre and Senderos.
    Exchange Eboue & Silvestre for Sakho (PSG), Gallas for Richards (ManCity), Senderos for Brazillian Melo (Fiorentina) and use money from Adebayor to buy David Silva (Valencia).

  224. charybdis1966 says:

    DDM – you must be in the posh bit between Chislehurst and Elmstead Woods – well posy !

  225. dennisdamenace says:

    Ha Ha Ha, fucking Downham…..

  226. Arindam@KOL says:

    Mexes for Pink Boots ??? Naah..

  227. dennisdamenace says:

    Chipo – Sydenham is the pimple on the buttock of the Earth my friend….

  228. Franchise says:

    i used to live in dulwich off lordship lane

  229. dennisdamenace says:

    Where are you working at the mo?

  230. Franchise says:

    Nik the game i remember essien scoring against us was at emirates the back 4 was eboue, gallas, toure, clichy

  231. Nick says:

    really dulwich is my area never noticed any giants…think your fibbing :)

  232. Nick says:

    na that was the return the one at stamford bridge before it

  233. Franchise says:

    DDM im a software engineer i love my contracts and im willing to work anywhere. im a money chasing hoar :D im presently working in dorset but im back to london every friday

  234. RayGooner says:

    Current Squad:

    GK: Almunia, Fabianski, Mannone
    RB: Sagna, Eboué, Hoyte
    CB: Touré, Vermaelen, Djourou, Gallas, Senderos, Silvestre
    LB: Clichy, Gibbs, Traoré
    DM: Diaby, Song, Ramsey
    CM: Cesc, Denìlson, Wilshere
    AM/W: Arshavin, Nasri, Rosicky, Walcott, Vela
    ST: Adebayor, van Persie, Bendtner, Eduardo, Simpson

    Out: Gallas, Senderos, Eboué, Traoré, Simpson, Hoyte
    In: Richards, Sakho, Melo

    And the Squad Being:

    GK: Almunia, Fabianski, Mannone
    RB: Sagna, Richards
    CB: Touré, Vermaelen, Djourou, Sakho, Song
    LB: Clichy, Gibbs
    DM: Melo, Diaby, Ramsey
    CM: Cesc, Denìlson, Wilshere
    AM/W: Arshavin, Nasri, Rosicky, Walcott, Vela
    ST: Adebayor, van Persie, Bendtner, Eduardo

    Any objections?

  235. Brighty says:

    whore

  236. Franchise says:

    nik its cos u live in the shitty bit :D

  237. RayGooner says:

    i missed Silvestre, he’s also in the “Out” section…

  238. Brighty says:

    Franchise – which is it West Hampstead or Kilburn – One is pretty nice – the other…. not so much

  239. Arindam@KOL says:

    Franchise , whats the domain u work on ?

  240. gnarleygeorge9 says:

    Yippee its our fortnightly stats up date with Ray.

  241. Nick says:

    fran in the ghetto :)

  242. KM frm WALES says:

    arindam@kol

    interesting it could be true that he went to Roma to see what they were offering him – because apparently ManU have/are interested in Roma striker Vicunic -
    also Bendtner probably tired of being 3rd choice striker. —- could adebayor be staying??????

    or he may just be going on holidays:)

  243. Franchise says:

    nik it was

    eboue……djourou…….senderos…….clichy

    chelsea v arsenal

    1-1

    stamford bridge

    scorers flamini and essien

    06 May 2007

  244. dennisdamenace says:

    Ha Ha Ha, software engineer…….a programmer then you old soak!!

    Well i currently whore myself as a contractor between Cannon Street and Brussels as a Technical Tester….

  245. gnarleygeorge9 says:

    The very mentioning of Carlo Ancelotti reminds me of food. Anchovy maybe ;) Carlo Anchovy ofcourse :D

  246. Duke says:

    Football players are not allowed to go on holiday to Countries which have good football clubs.

  247. dennisdamenace says:

    Franchise – It’s because he lives in the area where all the bridges have a low clearance!!!!

  248. RayGooner says:

    watching the U-19 European Championship i’ve been very impressed by the “German/Turkish” player Özil.
    He’s top class, can play as a striker or behind the striker, has great vision and skills. He currently plays for Werder Bremen. He would be a great signing!
    Thoughts anyone?

  249. gnarleygeorge9 says:

    Is either like this bloke

  250. Franchise says:

    fuck programming DDM, i do the lot. tailor my cv for the job.

    u cant survive in this current market as a specialist DDM

    ive got programming skills but currently im working as a oracle Database analyst/performance tester

  251. Franchise says:

    fuck programming DDM, i do the lot. tailor my cv for the job.

    u cant survive in this current market as a specialist DDM

    ive got programming skills but currently im working as a oracle Database analyst/performance tester…

  252. Franchise says:

    brighty i knew something was wrong when i typed ‘hoar’

    when im trying to impress i live in west hampstead when im trying to get help kilburn :D

    i live off mill lane brighty. its more west hampstead than kilburn

  253. Brighty says:

    :)
    I live on Finchley Road (Golders Green end) parallel to West Heath Drive – home of one Cesc Fabregas…

  254. Duke says:

    Ray, I think you mean u21′s and I watched him play Spain, he missed more 1 on 1′s and open goals than Adebayor did in a season.

  255. Mayank says:

    Franchise do you do hardware?… my desktop has been making this screeching beeps occasionally after it hangs i think its from the HD… is it time to get a new HD?

  256. Geoff says:

    Mayank, no mate, it’s your desk!

  257. Mayank says:

    Haha… i knew it damn chinese desks!

  258. Brighty says:

    I do hardware…

    misco.co.uk

  259. KM frm WALES says:

    Brighty – do u know which no. Fabregas lives at? :)

  260. ethangunner says:

    your desktop is making noise ?

    FFS what are you doing below it ??/

    theres only 2 things that can make a noise in your computer hub .. the hard disk or your power supply ! possibly your cooling fan but i very much doubt it ..

  261. ethangunner says:

    mayank

    your not doing the 5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump are you now :) ???

  262. Brighty says:

    If I did I would be a bad man to advertise it on here :)

  263. dennisdamenace says:

    Ha! You might have to work in India soon fella, all those types of jobs are slowly being syphoned off to India….

  264. Mayank says:

    I reckon its the hard disk… it gave me problems earlier also… Thanks for the technical support guys… you too Geoff…

  265. Mayank says:

    Not true DDM… I live in India, the IT sector has died off after the initial exponential growth, its reached a plateau i doubt if it will grow more… I particularly enjoyed its demise, as a Mechanical Engg.

  266. dennisdamenace says:

    Mayank – You wanna rub a bit o’ Vic on it fella!!!

  267. KM frm WALES says:

    just saw the vermaelen interview…he seems confident

  268. choy says:

    morning all..

    all this news about the chavs.. have they even made a bid for anyone?

    they are linked to every god damn player!!!

  269. Brighty says:

    Mayank – Try downloading a free app called HD Regenerator.

    Run it in DOS or burn it to a CD when ur PC is booting up hit F2 in the Bios boot from CD and it will autorun – it takes a while depending on the size of ur hard drive but will fix all bad sectors and you should see drastically better performance.

    Peace

  270. Duke says:

    choy, so are spurs.

  271. Mayank says:

    Whats vic :$ ?

  272. Franchise says:

    DDM i know i would soon win the lottery. ive git everything planned out up until my retirement

    plan 78: win the lottery at age 35

    ive got 5 years to go

    :D

  273. dennisdamenace says:

    Well i dunno about that, but the following companies are still offloading IT jobs to India fella…..

    Legal & General
    Royal Bank of Scotland
    Euroclear

  274. KM frm WALES says:

    mayank

    so what’s next for the IT hubs in bangalore etc? are they losing jobs there?

  275. Mayank says:

    Thanks Brighty, will do!… Technical support on le grove, damn the internet is powerful!

  276. dennisdamenace says:

    Vicks, my friend, is a vapour rub, to clear blockages!!!

  277. Franchise says:

    the best cure for bad PC’s is a zero porn policy

  278. dennisdamenace says:

    You are sooooo outta luck Franchise, because it’s only Northerners who win the lottery….

  279. Franchise says:

    TIP OF THE WEEK: get a seperate cheap machine for pornage

  280. Brighty says:

    DDM – or ppl who are too old to appreciate the money and want to spend it on growing giant vegetables….

  281. dennisdamenace says:

    By the same definition then, the best cure for a bad beer is no beer……………how wrong is that!!!!

  282. Mayank says:

    Well i guess the trend will continue as long as the wages in India reamain considerably lower than those in the UK and US also there’s no dearth of software engg., but the radical growth has stopped even near Delhi where i live there were IT centres springing up… all that’s stopped now… almost all companies have stopped recruiting, its sort of at a standstill… so whatever’s not going up is only going down. The IT hubs in bangalore are relatively safe as they all have long term contracts with big MNCs

  283. dennisdamenace says:

    Absolutely Brighty, what a fucking loser that prick was who £25m! I mean, what is the point of doing the fucking lottery if all you’re gonna do is sit in your allotment all fucking day………wot a cunt :evil:

  284. Mayank says:

    I know vicks the green gooey thing i didn’t get what vic meant :P

  285. RayGooner says:

    well, i can’t be online here and don’t give any stats for you, so here it is:

    Our starting line-ups in wins against TOP opponents in the last 4 seasons:

    1-0 away to Real Madrid (210206):
    Lehmann
    Eboué, Touré, Senderos, Flamini
    Ljungberg, Hleb, Gilberto, Cesc, Reyes
    Henry

    2-1 home to Liverpool (120306):
    Lehmann
    Eboué, Touré, Senderos, Flamini
    Ljungberg, Gilberto, Cesc, Hleb
    Adebayor, Henry

    2-0 home to Juventus (280306):
    Lehmann
    Eboué, Touré, Senderos, Flamini
    Hleb, Gilberto, Cesc, Pirés
    Reyes, Henry

    1-0 home to Villarreal (190406):
    Lehmann
    Eboué, Touré, Senderos, Flamini
    Ljungberg, Gilberto, Cesc, Hleb, Pirès
    Henry

    1-0 away to Man United (170906):
    Lehmann
    Eboué, Touré, Djourou, Gallas
    Ljungberg, Hleb, Gilberto, Cesc, Rosicky
    Adebayor

    3-0 home to Liverpool (121106):
    Almunia
    Eboué, Touré, Gallas, Clichy
    Flamini, Gilberto, Cesc, Hleb
    van Persie, Henry

    3-1 away to Liverpool (060107):
    Almunia
    Eboué, Touré, Senderos, Clichy
    Hleb, Gilberto, Flamini, Rosicky
    van Persie, Henry

    2-1 home to Man United (210107):
    Lehmann
    Eboué, Touré, Senderos, Clichy
    Hleb, Flamini, Cesc, Rosicky
    Adebayor, Henry

    3-0 home to Sevilla (190907):
    Almunia
    Sagna, Touré, Senderos, Clichy
    Hleb, Flamini, Cesc, Rosicky
    van Persie, Adebayor

    1-0 home to Chelsea (161207):
    Almunia
    Sagna, Touré, Gallas, Clichy
    Eboué, Flamini, Cesc, Hleb, Rosicky
    Adebayor

    2-0 away to AC Milan (040308):
    Almunia
    Sagna, Senderos, Gallas, Clichy
    Eboué, Flamini, Cesc, Diaby, Hleb
    Adebayor

    2-1 home to Man United (081108):
    Almunia
    Sagna, Silvestre, Gallas, Clichy
    Walcott, Denìlson, Cesc, Diaby, Nasri
    Bendtner

    2-1 away to Chelsea (301108):
    Almunia
    Sagna, Djourou, Gallas, Clichy
    Denìlson, Song, Cesc, Nasri
    van Persie, Adebayor

    3-0 home to Villarreal (150409):
    Fabianski
    Eboué, Touré, Silvestre, Gibbs
    Walcott, Song, Cesc, Nasri
    van Persie, Adebayor

    The most notable thing is that we reached the Champions League Final 2006 with Flamini playing LB all the way through the knockout stages until the Final itself when “Cashley Cole” took back his place in the starting line-up (and we all know what happened in the final…)

  286. RayGooner says:

    Note also that Senderos was playing in most of these games we won against top opponents…strange, right?

  287. dennisdamenace says:

    vic, kinda short for vicks!! Sorry, very poor local English….

  288. Nick says:

    dat be daanem talk

  289. dennisdamenace says:

    RayG – A player who has gone backwards…..

  290. choy says:

    eboue too

  291. Arindam@KOL says:

    Fellas , being a Fresher back in India (predictably graduating in CS – passed out last year), I found it tough for a year to land a decent job. Worked for 8 months for HSBC as Tech Support Engg. Now cooling my heels as a Tester with Lexmark in Kolkata. They pay me for blogging on LE Grove !!

  292. Mark C says:

    Surely it is better to look who was playing when we lost silly games, rather than the games we won.

    Arsenal should be winning big games, however they should not be losing easier games.

    Hull, Stoke, Boro etc.

  293. Duke says:

    Don’t we all get paid for blogging here?

  294. Franchise says:

    Arindam im a Lexmark UK exec i would investigate this and act :evil:

  295. Arindam@KOL says:

    no ways !!
    Franchise that would be grossly unfair !
    That too to a fellow gooner.

  296. Arindam@KOL says:

    btw , Franchise where are u based in the UK ?
    We dont have any R&D centres in the UK.

  297. Man says:

    This Ramirez (Brazil) chap seems like a typical Wenger signing, shame Benfica beat us to him…

    Check him out on here;
    http://en.sambafoot.com/articles/289_Ramires_a_talent_for_the_future_page_1.html

  298. Franchise says:

    yes ways Arindam u r fired, if only i know ur real name hmmmm

  299. Chipo says:

    No doubt we’d all be getting paid more if we weren’t blogging here lol

  300. Arindam@KOL says:

    Ramirez didnt really catch the eye yesterday. Those who did were the LB(Santos ? ) , Kaka , Robinho and Fabiano and Melo mopped up well ; though his passing was a bit off.

  301. RayGooner says:

    Our Center-Back formations in all our Premier League Wins this last season:

    Djourou/Gallas (1-0 WBA home)
    Touré/Gallas (3-0 Newcastle home)
    Touré/Gallas (4-0 Blackburn away)
    Touré/Gallas (3-1 Bolton away)
    Touré/Silvestre (3-1 Everton home)
    Silvestre/Gallas (2-0 West Ham away)
    Silvestre/Gallas (2-1 Man United home)
    Djourou/Gallas (2-1 Chelsea away)
    Touré/Djourou (1-0 Wigan home)
    Silvestre/Gallas (1-0 Portsmouth home)
    Touré/Djourou (1-0 Bolton home)
    Touré/Djourou (3-1 Hull away)
    Touré/Djourou (3-1 WBA away)
    Touré/Djourou (4-0 Blackburn home)
    Touré/Gallas (3-1 Newcastle away)
    Touré/Gallas (2-0 Man City home)
    Touré/Djourou (4-1 Wigan away)
    Touré/Silvestre (2-0 Middlesbrough home)
    Djourou/Song (3-0 Portsmouth away)
    Touré/Song (4-1 Stoke home)

    And the games we lost in the League:
    Touré/Gallas (0-1 Fulham away)
    Touré/Gallas (1-2 Hull home)
    Touré/Silvestre (1-2 Stoke away)
    Silvestre/Gallas (0-2 Aston Villa home)
    Djourou/Silvestre (0-3 Man City away)
    Touré/Silvestre (1-4 Chelsea home)

  302. Arindam@KOL says:

    haha , Franchise !
    What about yours ?
    Shoudnt you be working too , matey ?

  303. Steve says:

    Oh fuck, it’s back.

  304. Duke says:

    So JD lost only when paired up with Silvestre. I like the kid, don’t know why people are not happy with him, a very good 3rd choice, and shouldn’t have been dropped as soon as Kolo was back. He was on form.

  305. Nick says:

    Instead of spending his holiday on the beach, Arsenal’s Abou Diaby is working on his fitness with famous French personal trainer Renaud Longuevre.

    The Gunners midfielder has opted against resting this summer, as he wants to gain muscle power and reach the next level, Longuevre has revealed.

    As a consequence, the France international, who has been widely compared to Patrick Vieira, will practice with the track and field trainer for four weeks.

    “When I feel that a sportsman is ready to give it all in order to reach a stage, it suits me,” Longuevre told Les Dessous du Sport.

    “He is motivated and wants to reach the next stage on the physical level.”

    He added: “The English league is very demanding; as a consequence his objective is to improve physically in order to be stronger and more resistant.

    “He wants to be stronger in challenges. That is why he needs more muscle power.”

  306. dennisdamenace says:

    Stato!!

  307. Man says:

    neither did Silva…but we signed him

  308. Nick says:

    this could be good if he gets the strength maybe the composure will follow and he can become the player he shows glimpses of :)

  309. Franchise says:

    my name is Jobs

    Steve Jobs

  310. RayGooner says:

    No matter how hard i try, i can’t make anything out of that stat, what so ever….oh wait, i know, the lack of playing the same 2 CB for most of the season….
    I count at least 7 or 8 different CB formations being used throu out the season, that’s waht’s wrong isn’t it?
    Someone said Man United only used 3 CB’s all season…
    well, that’s the difference, right?

  311. Arindam@KOL says:

    oh , Mr. Jobs meet Mr. Paul Allen.

  312. SharkeySure says:

    Not me Chipo…..

    I’ve actually been doing some work today, not too much mind.

    Last week Thursday I was at home with a bad leg, had to write up some process notes and spent all day worried about how much ‘work’ I could produce as evidence, so that I ocul dstil charge for a full day.

    Back to work on Friday, and didn’t do a minutes work all morning, sat 10ft from our Hd of Dept amd my line manager !! Did about an hours work in the afternoon.

    Crazy.

  313. Duke says:

    All our players are way too injury prone.

  314. RayGooner says:

    Vermaelen, Djourou & Touré (or Gallas) would be enough you’d think…
    But considering Arsenal have a tendancy to get loads of injuries i’d want to have at least 5 players able to play CB…

  315. dennisdamenace says:

    Big Jobs 8)

  316. James says:

    Why would we want Reyes when we have Arshavin and Rosicky? Why would we want Micah Richards when he’s complete shit? How do you know Toure wants out? How do you know Wenger wants Cana? How do you know Gallas wants out? Why would Chelsea swap Mikel & Alex for Adebayor?

    Why do I bother reading all this if I don’t like it, I must be a real sad bastard with an IQ of somewhere between 3 and 4.

  317. Franchise says:

    Ray there was a game where United were forced to play G.Neville as a CB. they mostly had Vidic paired with either Ferdinand or Evans. In the games that really mattered though they seemed to be lucky to have their best pairing unlike in our case

  318. Nick says:

    james ;) dont read it then if it hurts so much

  319. RayGooner says:

    bottom line!
    Arsenal haven’t been able to compete with Man U, Chelsea & Liverpool in the last 4 seasons cause of too many long trem injuries on too many players, that’s a FACT!

    Players that has missed at least 15 games or more due to injuries:
    2005/2006: Clichy, Cole, Campbell, Ljungberg
    2006/2007: Gallas, Rosicky, Ljungberg, van Persie, Henry
    2007/2008: Diaby, Rosicky, Eduardo, van Persie
    2008/2009: Gallas, Diaby, Cesc, Adebayor, Rosicky, Eduardo

  320. Wonderboy says:

    Calm down dear…

  321. RayGooner says:

    The best signings would be having all players staying fit!

  322. dennisdamenace says:

    James – Maybe because Reyes is an out and out winger and Arshavin and Rosicky are not wingers!!!!

    They are both central play makers, both for their countries and their previous clubs!

    They only play on the wing because the club is either too blind to see this failing or too tight to spend some fucking money on a player to play is his preferred position!!

  323. Nick says:

    ddm :grin: handing in a transfer request usually shows a desire to leave as well james you bel-end

  324. RayGooner says:

    Most important though, is that Arshavin stays fit, he will win us the League, the CL & the FA Cup single-handedly!

  325. dennisdamenace says:

    James – The idea is to spark a debate, if you are so blinkered as to not see this then i suggest you piss off and watch the Teletubbies…..

  326. RayGooner says:

    …just kidding (he’ll need some help from the others too)

  327. Steve says:

    Ray, have you got any stats on how many stats are complete bollocks?? I heard it was 99%.

  328. Steve says:

    Fuck ddm, cheers mate. I forgot that was on.

  329. Franchise says:

    tellitubbies might be too complex for James

  330. Arindam@KOL says:

    Arshavin for Player of the Year !

  331. Steve says:

    Yeah rob, maybe it isn’t too.

  332. RayGooner says:

    Touré only wanted to leave cause of Gallas, right?
    But if Gallas were to leave, then Touré would surely stay…
    Though it could be the other way around in the end…
    But one thing is for sure, we won’t have both of them here next season…
    Come to think of it, they both might leave…

  333. Arindam@KOL says:

    cant afford us !

  334. rob green says:

    Hope its not!!

  335. Arindam@KOL says:

    Sounds like Fulham / West Ham to me .

  336. Steve says:

    Always makes me laugh when you get people like James looking at a website expecting to have a headline of “Nothing has happened since we bought Vermaelen”.

  337. Arindam@KOL says:

    Maybe even the BinDippers :P

  338. Mayank says:

    So how long until the PL matches are played in dubai…

  339. dennisdamenace says:

    Teletubbies rool mutha fuckas!!

  340. RayGooner says:

    hey Steve, in my oppinion stats is only a fun thing that i like to put together, sometimes they make sense, sometimes they don’t, it’s just for fun, like a hobby of mine, that’s all…

  341. Nick says:

    Gallas good defender/absolute cunt unsetteling to club
    tore was a great defender not so much now loves arsenal.
    its tough to call who to keep

  342. Nick says:

    steve wheres the best euro rate at the mo any idear??

  343. RayGooner says:

    and i won’t stop writing stats here just because you think it’s bollocks!
    i usually get some credit for the effort i bring to it..

  344. Franchise says:

    Ray dont mind Steve. stats rule unless they are denilson’s :D

  345. Duke says:

    Fran, hahah :D

  346. Franchise says:

    stats tell me that we never lost a game in which arshavin started

  347. Mayank says:

    I like stats especially of the meticulous nature… But someone once (cornily) said “statistics are like a bikini what the conceal is more important than what they show.”

  348. Mayank says:

    *they

  349. Franchise says:

    stats tell me that adebayor doesnt underside the offside rule or he is just a lazy thicko

  350. RayGooner says:

    Stats tell me that Arsenal is the ONLY current top division team that has never been out of the top division since after the First World War (1919/1920)!

  351. Mayank says:

    Does anyone actually have stats on that the no. of time ade is offside in a match.

  352. PDT says:

    Bring Reyes back!

    And for the sake of completeness, bring the Beast back!

  353. Steve says:

    Nick, it’s all much of a muchness mate. Many of the ones that offer a better rate charge you more commission. I always find it best to take a small amount of cash and use my cashcard when i get there.

    GBP/EUR is currently at about .8420 to banks.

  354. PDT says:

    RayG, we have never been relegated.

    Ever!

  355. Mayank says:

    Yup i love that stat even man u had a stint in the 2nd division post world-war… And they tell us to lower our expectations!

  356. SharkeySure says:

    Ray, for what its worth I’m not a big fan of stats, but I’m still interested to see them and find them useful.

    The stats that showed AdeNuffs offides were singlehandedly higher than Stokes total was brilliant, and added a lot of weight to what I already knew.

    I like stats to support an argument, but I don’t like stats when they are used in attempt to tell me my eyes are deceiving me.

  357. Steve says:

    Ray, I haven’t asked you to stop writing here have I??

    Go take your prozac and ignore me you fist.

  358. Nick says:

    cheers steve :)

  359. PDT says:

    Stats tell me Arsene will win us the league this year.

    Or next year.

    Or the next.

    Or maybe the next.

    I am pretty sure before he retires.

    And maybe even in real life.

  360. Geoff says:

    Ray stats we didn’t need stats to show we’ve never been out of the top flight mate, we all knew that.

  361. Steve says:

    Not only have we never been relegated, we got promoted ahead of teams that came ahead of us in the league thanks to Henry Norris being a crook. Happy days.

    If memory serves me right, one of those clubs were Spertz :)

  362. PDT says:

    Why do people insist on confusing stats with facts?

  363. Steve says:

    I noticed that PDT.

  364. RayGooner says:

    and to rub it in Spurs fans, we paid our way up to the First Division in 1919 (cause Arsenal had members in the “Football Association” at the time) and took what was intentionally supposed to be Tottenham’s place in the top division. We only finished 5th in the Second division the year before and Spurs were 3rd…hahaha, that’s funny!

  365. PDT says:

    I am guessing you all know the one about the 6 foot man who tried to walk across a river which was only 2 feet deep on average and drowned?

    So much for stats….

  366. Nick says:

    thats why we dont get on coz we nicked their league place and fans :lol: wankers

  367. Geoff says:

    You need to re read James’s 1.04 comment, it’s quite funny.

  368. PDT says:

    Dein saved us a bucket load in suspended fines when he was in the FA.

  369. Nick says:

    thats the way i read it first time round :)

  370. Geoff says:

    Nice one Nick, he’s in the bin so he won’t be back.

  371. PDT says:

    I am feeling my age today….maybe we need an old gits corner on LG

  372. RayGooner says:

    We have been relegated once, i’m sorry to say….
    1912/1913 we finished 20th and were relegated to the second division, but that’s the only time…

  373. Nick says:

    you should let these pricks on for longer that way we have someone to take the piss out of then when we finish pass em on to the other twats :)

  374. Steve says:

    Henry Norris Ray, as i’d previously stated. As it was already in my bank of knowledge I didn’t need to look it up and got there first.

  375. Geoff says:

    I told you the Carling Opta stats were invented by some bird and she used Don Howe as her consultant, says it all really.

  376. KM frm WALES says:

    i think wenger should take a trip to S.Africa & have a chat with Melo. Wenger has a great pull – just ask Arshavin.

  377. PDT says:

    Leave them on, Geoff….we need the exercise….life is too dull…

  378. PDT says:

    Throw them out if they have an IQ of 200, but at 3 or 4, we might have some sport….

  379. PDT says:

    KM, Arsene will spend his time with Melo’s mum. He can’t resist the ladies….remember what happened with Ronaldo?

  380. Franchise says:

    stats show how lazy badey has been

    he attempted 9 (66.67% success rate) tackles all season in the prem same amount as vela who had several hundred less minutes.

    RVP attempted 37 (62.2% success rate)

  381. Geoff says:

    Trouble is PDT they just cause rows, then the good people fuck off, so I have to keep them in check, you have to wonder what he does all day, do you think he goes on every blog accusing them of playing Football manager?

    What the fuck would we, the real fan have to do if we didn’t speculate in the summer?

  382. RayGooner says:

    we only won 3 and lost 23 in that season….

  383. Franchise says:

    37 and he is meant to be made of glass

  384. Nick says:

    PDT yer we dont want ones that will come back with witty put downs :)

  385. Arsenal Tom says:

    KM… i think gilberto is on the case mate

  386. Chipo says:

    Re: James’ comment @1.04

    Why would we want Reyes when we have Arshavin and Rosicky?

    We wouldn’t.

    Why would we want Micah Richards when he’s complete shit?

    Cos he’s better than fishface.

    How do you know Toure wants out?

    We don’t, but we know City are sniffing around, and that he considered leaving in January, so we put 2 and 2 together.

    How do you know Wenger wants Cana?

    We don’t. That is a purely Le Grove engineered rumour! :-)

    How do you know Gallas wants out?

    We don’t.

    Why would Chelsea swap Mikel & Alex for Adebayor?

    They wouldn’t.

    As in every one of these questions, the over-riding answer is that it’s fun to speculate!

    As for your last question, i’ll leave that one ;-)

  387. PDT says:

    Agree, Nick. Keep the dumbos, throw the smartasses out!

  388. Steve says:

    It’d be so interesting if you only posted what’s happened in the last day Geoff and didn’t offer some kind of opinion to debate.

    We’d all be window lickers by now searching the internet for pointless stats.

  389. Nick says:

    after the way berto got treated his a good man if he puts a good word in for us ;)

  390. PDT says:

    There are many things I give Wenger credit for, but the two most pigheaded things he did were selling Gilberto and Pires!

  391. Nick says:

    steve :grin: subtle steve

  392. dennisdamenace says:

    Fuck him Geoff, and the horse he rode into town on, life’s too short to waste of fuckwit mugs……

  393. Nick says:

    PDT id go along with that

  394. Chipo says:

    bollocks i just wrote a long comment and it got lost :-(

  395. Steve says:

    :) Oh dear Nick, I didn’t realise it was so obvious.

  396. RayGooner says:

    How about this for a Starting Line-Up:

    Almunia
    Sagna, Touré, Vermaelen, Clichy
    Walcott, Melo, Cesc, Rosicky*
    Arshavin
    Eduardo*

    *= hoping the stay fit.

  397. dennisdamenace says:

    Window licker, personally i’d prefer poonani licker 8)

  398. PDT says:

    Argie, we’d lose to Fulham with that lineup.

  399. Chipo says:

    This is why i hate Adebayor, and why he is not good enough to play for Arsenal.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZ2wi8Qlllo

    All that is needed to play that pass is a little bit of concentration and a solid technique.

    It’s lucky Arshavin scored or I wouldnt have been able to find the clip on youtube!

  400. Steve says:

    Ray, check your stats to get an average height of that team you have not including Almunia.

  401. Honest Bill says:

    I would also like to see statistics, on how many corners RVP took last season, which went directly into the keeper’s arms.

  402. Steve says:

    Sagna 5’9
    Clichy 5’9
    Vermaelen 5’11
    Toure 6′
    Walcott 5’9
    Melo 6′
    Cesc 5’10
    Rosicky 5’9
    Arshavin 5’8
    Eduardo 5’7

    Team of midgets.

  403. dennisdamenace says:

    Blogius Fartius => Latin for Blog Fart

  404. Steve says:

    Don’t encourage him Bill ffs.

  405. Nick says:

    Geoff you and pedro dont get enough credit keeping two blogs going must take a lot of effort…..LG and the other i shall not name but sounds like a daniel day lewis film. :grin:

  406. dennisdamenace says:

    I would also like to see some stats, stats on how many times i tore off a pre-match air biscuit after consuming a balti pie!!!!!!!! 8O

  407. Chipo says:

    Steve for God’s sake don’t call Vermaelen 5″11- you’ll be lynched!

  408. Steve says:

    The falla you sit next to has probably got a dossier on it dennis.

  409. PDT says:

    A blog becomes a fart only if it clears the boards for at least 10 minutes.

  410. Steve says:

    How small is he then Chipo?

  411. PDT says:

    No wonder we get beaten up if Cesc is the giant on our team!

  412. Steve says:

    And what films is DDL in Nick??

  413. dennisdamenace says:

    Name dropper!

  414. PDT says:

    “7 inches shorter than Franchise” is the official LG answer.

  415. KM frm WALES says:

    he’s a midget :)

  416. Steve says:

    I was surprised to see Eddie is small than Arsh.

    Ray was right, stats are mind improving.

  417. Franchise says:

    he is a 6′ monster steve. monster arrrghhhh

  418. Steve says:

    15’6 then PDT. Happy fucking days.

  419. Chipo says:

    hes 6ft. possibly 6’1. no one knows exactly.

    never before has height been such a mysterious issue!

  420. Steve says:

    Eduardo must have been sitting down when he was measured. There is no way he can be 5’7.

  421. Arsenal Tom says:

    eddie shorter than arshavin? really? i know eddie aint big but arshavin is the micro machine of football

  422. dennisdamenace says:

    Steve – Unfortunately not, i am the Norman No-Mates of Block 7 of the Lower Tier as a result……

  423. leon says:

    very good and interesting post. firstly i not sure if eboue realy wants to leave and i hope stays,here is a thought if he did leave and sagna got injured who would be his backup,eboue is experienced squad player his crossing is not the best but runs passed players very well and also provides good attacking options when needed,i know poeple say just swop him with senderos but firstly we realy dont know how good he realy is and how well would adapt to the prem and how do we know he wants to leave his club,either way trust wenger judgement find right player to fit into the team

  424. dennisdamenace says:

    PDT – Is that a stat or a fact????

  425. Steve says:

    Chipo, you obviously never watch Crimewatch, the police are always looking for someone between 4 feet 2 and 6 feet 7.

    In fact, they were searching high and low for him.

    HO Ho HO

  426. dennisdamenace says:

    Vermin is 6′ 6″ when he’s wearing his Cuban Heels 8)

  427. Duke says:

    leon, that would be fine, the problem is Eboue said he doesn’t want to be a squad player any more, he wants to be an automatic starter when fit.
    I don’t know why he complains though, he had 40+ games last season. Weird boy.

  428. dennisdamenace says:

    Fucking hell Steve, did you lift that one from Pedro?

  429. Chipo says:

    I think we should build a team full of monsters and freaks. Take the key required skill for each position and find the person in the world who is best at it.

    GK- biggest hands in the world

    DR & DL – fastest shuttle runners in the world

    CBs – the two tallest men in the world

    ML&MR – the two fastest 1500m runners (pace and stamina)

    CMs – the two best UFC fighters in the world

    ST – the two dealiest finishers- possibly the two people who are the best in the world at shooting through those plastic goals with holes worth different points.

    That team would definitely challenge!

  430. KM frm WALES says:

    duke

    eboue wants to be 1st choice at rightback. last year he was played everywhere. his best position is right back

  431. Chipo says:

    Leon have you ever heard of a full stop?

    :-)

  432. dennisdamenace says:

    Eboue’s just looking for an excuse to leave, incredible really when you consider that he already has a ready made excuse……that he’s fucking shit and should NEVER start for Arsenal Football Club.

  433. Steve says:

    Fair enough it was wank dennis, but that’s just fucking insulting. Take it back.

  434. Steve says:

    Eboue is fucking mental. it’s obvious when you look at him, he looks like he should be in restaints.

  435. KM frm WALES says:

    DDM

    i think we should keep EBOUE for another year unless one of the youngesters is ready & good enough to step up. if not then we should get a young defender who can alternate between CB & RB

  436. dennisdamenace says:

    Steve – I’m afraid my friend those who live by the shitty joke, die by the shitty joke!!

  437. Honest Bill says:

    Just wondering what everyone makes of Walcott’s comment, that he has spoken to Wenger, and he intends to play him as a striker.

    Obviously he was a striker before. But do you see a place for him as a front man?

  438. Dan says:

    I got a renewal email saying that they were going to take 27 pound out of my account on the 25th.
    Firstly I don’t remeber telling them that they take money out of my account every year. Secondly arsenal F.C could you not have given me more than 3 days notice so I could of saved money from the weekend. Dicks

  439. Steve says:

    HAHAHA.

  440. Steve says:

    For what Dan???

  441. Chipo says:

    £27 not quite as painful as £800 though Dan! My bank acc is still sore from the rogering that Arsenal FC gave it a couple of weeks ago lol

  442. dennisdamenace says:

    To pay for dance lessons for that fucking clown Eboue!

  443. MAX says:

    Here’s a scout report on Melo which I think is pretty good. Have a read, especially those who haven’t seen him play.
    http://arsenalcolumn.wordpress.com/2009/06/22/scouting-report-felipe-melo-brazil/

  444. Dan says:

    My red membership. Yea it’s not the amount of money it’s just the fact that they think 3 days notice is enough.

  445. Dan says:

    DDM hahaha

  446. dennisdamenace says:

    Chipo – Join the club mate, my account took a fisting to the tune of £1100, just for the privilege of watching reserve team players play in the first team Red & White……

  447. dennisdamenace says:

    Dan – I got my Season Ticket renewal through the post nine days before they wanted the money….

  448. SharkeySure says:

    Chipo 14.33. Amen to that. I’ve often been tempted to copy, correct and repost some of his ones, just to show how they become more readable.

    Leon- I write this in peace, but you do need to at least use some sort of separation between your sentences and points. Your posts are hard work to read.

  449. Steve says:

    They fucking debited 1400 quid from me last week.

  450. Duke says:

    KM, when has Eboue said he specifically wants to play RB? I agree it is his best position, but I never seen him to saying that.

  451. Dan says:

    well its kind of a long story DDM. They sent me a renewal throughthe post ages ago. But arsenal.com wouldn’t let me renew. So I thought it must of been buy one season get the next free, which conviently they are offering this year. Then all of a sudden I get an email to pay in 3 days

  452. leon says:

    i think wenger will want 4 cb so its only 2 will go if has has his way and there is fear chance that the new signing want start every game and wenger will want bring him gradualy and keep toure/gallas but i could well of base there i just hope wenger can keep toure/gallas, and just off load silvestor/senderos.toure has already stated that he wants to stay but it will depend on how much first team football he has promised.when it comes to gallas 31 is not to old at all i think poeple forgetting rio one of best defenders around is 30 so for between 27-32 is in your prime and gallas is our top player, when it comes to finding midfielder i dought wenger will be going for this this player from brazil as there are alot of experienced tough tackling players in around that will have smaller price as we dont that many funds

  453. Duke says:

    “but I never seen him to saying that”
    Have no fucking clue what that was all about :P

  454. Dan says:

    I thought I could renew it when I wanted not when it suited them

  455. Geoff says:

    You pussies, what are you complaining about, I had to pay £2,500 x 2.

  456. Paulinho says:

    Steve Re: Daniel Day Lewis film – My Left Foot :)

  457. SharkeySure says:

    Here’s Leon’s last post…its a decent read

    I think Wenger will want 4 cb’s so its only 2 that will go if he has has his way.

    There is a fair chance that the new signing won’t start every game and wenger will want to bring him gradualy and keep toure/gallas, but I could be well off base there. I just hope wenger can keep toure/gallas, and just off load silvestor/senderos.

    Toure has already stated that he wants to stay but it will depend on how much first team football he has been promised. When it comes to gallas 31 is not too old at all and I think poeple forgetting Rio, one of best defenders around, is 30. So for between 27-32 is in your prime and gallas is our top player.

    When it comes to finding midfielder I doubt wenger will be going for this player from brazil as there are alot of experienced tough tackling players in and around that will have smaller price as we dont have that many funds

  458. dennisdamenace says:

    Yes Geoff, but you are twice the man any of us are…. ;)

    Oh cock, four times!!!!

  459. Arsenal Tom says:

    this red member renewal thing is a crock of shit.

  460. Nick says:

    sharky the original was better i hate these updated versions of classics ;)

  461. Duke says:

    Dan, I am really surprised, I thought it’s only the Season Ticket which you have to renew when they tell you and your Red Membership should be renewable at any given time.

  462. Dan says:

    You get something for that 2500 geoff. I get a card which I’ve already got and the privelegde of Being bottom of the food chain at arsenal lol I’m not actually getting nothing

  463. SharkeySure says:

    Nick 15.03. Very cute..I like that.

    Great gags on Friday, and now quick fire wit. Well done that man….

  464. Duke says:

    Where has everyone gone?

  465. Nick says:

    fish flaps….

  466. Dan says:

    I’m very suprised aswell duke

  467. dennisdamenace says:

    Word of the day – Dirthole!

  468. Nick says:

    dirt hole the hide out of a turd burglar

  469. Duke says:

    Good word that, good word.

  470. Dan says:

    what a slow day

  471. dennisdamenace says:

    Thank you, i like to take a pride in my work!

  472. dennisdamenace says:

    Word of the day contender – Minge!

  473. Dan says:

    I need TP for my bunghole

  474. dennisdamenace says:

    He shoots, he fucking scooooooooooooooooooooores!!

  475. Nick says:

    flange DDM far better ;)

  476. dennisdamenace says:

    You fecker!

  477. dennisdamenace says:

    Flange is gooood, very gooood……

  478. Steve says:

    Muff is a true great.

  479. dennisdamenace says:

    Fucking Onion Bag!!!!

  480. Nick says:

    best served at room temperature

  481. Nick says:

    well played steve fucked it right up again for ddm :)

  482. Pedro says:

    I’m more of a ‘gash’ man myself.

  483. Pedro says:

    The latest one doing the rounds is ‘clunge’… I’m not really feeling that one…

  484. Nick says:

    how about a good old fanny

  485. Honest Bill says:

    Nothing wrong with good old fashioned ‘cunny’ in my humble opinion

  486. Gunner8 says:

    Hey Geoff, I would have loved to and put in a strong morning shift, but had about 40 friends and family over yesterday and am suffering with a monster hangover today

  487. Gunner8 says:

    Pedro, the old hairy axe wound?

  488. Dan says:

    Dirtbox

  489. Nick says:

    or the axe wound

  490. dennisdamenace says:

    Ohh ffs Steve get outta the fucking way, there goes another fucking hat-trick…….

  491. dennisdamenace says:

    I’m quite a fan of Labrador’s Jaw………messy!

  492. Dan says:

    Clunge is from the inbetweeners. Knee deep in clunge haha

  493. Dan says:

    Growler always makes me laugh

  494. dennisdamenace says:

    Bollocks!

  495. dennisdamenace says:

    :lol: Growler……fucking qualideeee!

  496. Honest Bill says:

    How about ‘Ray wilkinson’

  497. dennisdamenace says:

    I’m also partial to Chuff too!

  498. Steve says:

    Gash.

  499. Dan says:

    Rusty sheriffs badge

  500. Arsenal Tom says:

    beef curtains

  501. Nick says:

    run over hedgehog

  502. Arsenal Tom says:

    lol nick

  503. Chipo says:

    Growler is absolutely classic!!!! :-)

  504. Arsenal Tom says:

    spam purse

  505. Dan says:

    Sorry guys

    Why did the cookie go to the doctors?

    He was feeling crummy

  506. Chipo says:

    What about the old classic:

    Foofoo

  507. Nick says:

    how about ade, his the biggest cunt i know :)

  508. Dan says:

    Ham wallet. Arsenal tom classic

  509. eric says:

    Only make sense if we swap Toure for Richards + 10m, definitely not straight swap.

    Forget about Reyes, we need a man not a cried baby.

  510. dennisdamenace says:

    You see Dan you were doing so well, until you stole a Pedro ‘joke’, very poooooooooooooer indeeeed!

  511. Arsenal Tom says:

    fuck me its dead today, someone sign someone please

  512. Duke says:

    Nick, haven’t you heard of Ronaldo? :P

  513. dennisdamenace says:

    Front Bottom!

  514. Arsenal Tom says:

    the best joke ever is the jazz chord one… i wont post another till i can top that!!

    i cant see toure leaving, if wenger wanted to cash in on him i think he’d have done it in jan, i reckon he’s guaranteed him a starting place next season

  515. ReVELAtion says:

    hmmm… I like a few of those deals but adebayor in a swap for obi mikel and/or alex (who has just signed a new contract).. NO thanks! Just a straight £15 – £25 mill would be better used elsewhere!

    Melo swap deal involving phil looks good and i’d rather richards (being a gooner) p/ex with toure over a sakho p/ex with eboue or gallas (Take the cash!!) deal all day long…

    I’d agree with farming out those who aren’t likely to make it (Randall, Simpson, Gilbert, Barazite) and i’ve changed my mind about offloading Diaby following his commitment to getting fit for next season.. He’s certainly in the last chance saloon though.. The less of his dilly-dally play around our 18 yard line the better..

    Add to that an exciting prospect like saviet, hazard etc and i think we’ll just about be ready to go..

    Richards
    Vermaelen
    Melo
    Hazard/Saviet all in

    Adebayor
    Randall
    Simpson
    Toure
    Senderos
    Silvestre
    Eboue (would rather keep him to be honest) all out

    We’d break about even and then see if we can’t sneak a Huntelaar away from Madrid.. Because Chamakch or whatever his name is not Arsenal class.. 12 goals in 30 summit appearnces in france isn’t exactly prolific is it?

  516. Nick says:

    Duke yer but his an arsehole not a cunt :)

  517. Arsenal Tom says:

    front bottom lol…

    ‘wizards sleeve’ for a big baggy one
    ‘mouse’s earhole’ for a tight one

  518. Dan says:

    They’re the only jokes I know DDM

  519. dennisdamenace says:

    Well said Nick.

    Maybe we could get a petition, and send it to the Oxford English Dictionary, and get the word ‘Cunt’ officially changed to ‘Adebayor’…..

  520. ReVELAtion says:

    Disagree there Tom.. One of Gallas or Toure will most certainly go.. And if i take the blinkers off for a sec i’d keep the better defender and that is Gallas hands down… Toure’s form has been erratic to say the least..

    I’m not having that Gallas has effected his form crap.. He’s paid to do a job, if you don’t do it properly and throw a shit strop there are others who would be quite happy to come in and do it for you..

  521. dennisdamenace says:

    Foreshame on you Dan, you are a disciple of Pedroism!!!!

  522. treze13 says:

    afternoon guys, EXAMS ARE DONE!!! so i’m back (woo) firstly GET MELO WENGER YOU OLD FART!!!… secondly LOL @ Arsenal Tom

  523. dennisdamenace says:

    Furry Cup anyone??

  524. ReVELAtion says:

    Some mug told me he saw timmy cahill at the emierates yesterday! Any one else heard this nonsense?

    Owen on a free or 15m on Huntelaar etc?

  525. Arsenal Tom says:

    reva… i agree gallas is the more complete defender but im saying that i think will happen…

    wenger loves toure…always has and probably always will, he loves the fact he got him for nothing and now he’s a top player… toure represents everything wenger loves doing.

    if kolo’s gonna go he’ll go soon though to get the verm cash back from city… cant see it though personally, he’s a huge personality in our team.

  526. Arsenal Tom says:

    bushy plate

  527. Nick says:

    DDM thats the great one, it was on the tip of my tongue :grin:

  528. dennisdamenace says:

    Beaver!

  529. Dan says:

    Chocolate star fish

  530. Arsenal Tom says:

    hat trick mudda fuddas

  531. Arsenal Tom says:

    shit

  532. dennisdamenace says:

    Snatch!

  533. Nick says:

    :roll: try again Tom :)

  534. Franchise says:

    ‘BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS’

    :D

  535. Arsenal Tom says:

    poontang ;)

  536. Duke says:

    Fran, hahahah

  537. Dan says:

    Simple rug

  538. dennisdamenace says:

    Dan my friend you are not earning yourself any brownie (oops!) points you know, it’s completely the wrong side fella, very very dissapointing!

  539. Nick says:

    I didn’t think people from the caribbean were in to the flavour fran :grin: let alone have names for it

  540. Arsenal Tom says:

    the cuchy

  541. dennisdamenace says:

    Fly trap…..

  542. Nick says:

    Dan you dont want to get the plates mixed up fella chocolate it aint ;)

  543. Arse&Nose says:

    chamakh

  544. ReVELAtion says:

    not convinced still though tom.. There is more speculation concerning Toure where as i’ve heard nothing about Gallas.. Plus if Toure was really “Mr. Arsenal” he wouldn’t have handed in a transfer request when things weren’t going his way, plus there’s the african nations cup and i’m tired of Wenger’s excuses every 2 years in January…

    On a different note if the chip shop rags are to be believed Man City will have Robinho, Jo, Bellamy, Bojinov, Sturridge, Evans, Santa Cruz & Tevez all vyinbg for 2 spots up front, 1 away from home… I say “Hide the golf clubs”

  545. Dan says:

    hat trick? I fired in 10 this morning lol

  546. Arsenal Tom says:

    undercarriage

  547. dennisdamenace says:

    Badly Packed Kebab!

  548. Dan says:

    I know that I was just running out of gusset names so moved on, evolved even

  549. Arsenal Tom says:

    reva… golf clubs lol!!

    i see what you mean especially about the transfer thing, that surprised me allot about toure, i reckon wengers just old billy to shut up and he’ll be looked after.. i think we’ll find out soon though cos if kolo’s off then he’ll be done quickly to balance the vermaelen deal

  550. Steve says:

    Quim.

  551. ReVELAtion says:

    Watched that chelsea vs barca game again last night that caused all that furore.. Chelsea definantly were cheated out of the final… I’d have hit the referee at the full time whistle.. Drogba did nothing wrong, except call it as it was ” a ******* dosgrace”

  552. Nick says:

    :shock: you moved away from pussy into poo thats just wrong Dan shame on you

  553. Pedro says:

    Guys, this blog bullying has to stop… my jokes are top notch… and stealing jokes is not something I wish my good name to be related to.

    DDM, this campaign of hate must cease!

    How slow is the newsnow feed today?!

  554. dennisdamenace says:

    ‘Dan’ – Are you really Pedro in disguise????

  555. Arsenal Tom says:

    reva… that was the greatest referee display ive ever sen mate!!! he should do all the chav games

  556. dennisdamenace says:

    Steve – i doff my cap to you sir, Quim, geeeeeenius!

  557. ReVELAtion says:

    suprised Harmisson was left out of the provitional ashes squad for Rashid, Swann and Panesar… Plus Onions & Bresnan are in there as medium-fast bowlers!? Might get tonked!

  558. Nick says:

    Atom great call mate my thoughts exactly drogba should have hit him got baned then chavs would have really needed adenuff then :)

  559. KM frm WALES says:

    just read that scouting report on felipe melo by arsenalcolumn. melo does seem to have his flaws… which makes me wish that we had kept the Flamster!

  560. ReVELAtion says:

    lol true tom, but in europe i’m all for flying the flag and that in games not involving the arse! I’d love it if it was liverpool barca and arsenal amdrid semi’s and both english teams got to the final AGAIN!

  561. dennisdamenace says:

    Pedro – You charlatan, i am the voice of reason and fairness, you are the Member of Parliament for Expenses & Bindipping!

  562. Dan says:

    just to show my cridentials then. How bout fur burger, spasm chasm, stench trench, hairy pie, kipper, test, meat mountain. Anymore?

  563. ReVELAtion says:

    Even pearce knows walcott is best used off the bench.. Still not ready in my opinion..

    Be good to see gibbo against ze germans later

  564. Dan says:

    Nope not pedro

  565. Dan says:

    I was about to say quim LOL

  566. treze13 says:

    Dan, spasm chasm LOL!!!! you win

  567. Dan says:

    Pink velvet sausage wallet, beetle bonnet

  568. Dr Whiff says:

    What are peoples feelings on calling a birds squealer …..’The batcave’

  569. Dan says:

    Cheers for the support treze, some are against me right now lol

  570. Dan says:

    Love tunnel

  571. Nick says:

    Dan spasm chasm pulled you back buddy well done :P

  572. Steve says:

    Like that Dr.Whiff. Not sure you should ask to see one in the professional sense though.

    “o.k Mrs.Smith, if you wouldn’t mind stepping behind the curtain and unveiling the batcave”

  573. treze13 says:

    no probs Dan sprayed 7-up over my keyboard when i read it support was deserved

  574. Nick says:

    steve :lol: nananananana

  575. Steve says:

    Purple headed womb broom was my all time favourite cock description.

  576. Geoff says:

    Or, oops I got my foot stuck in the batcave. Sorry about that love.

  577. Dan says:

    Cummy monster

  578. Steve says:

    Send the purple headed womb broom into the batcave and give it a good sweep.

  579. KM frm WALES says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTM6R00wdSI&fmt=18

    check out this goal by brazilian wonderkid NILMAR
    - we should get him on a pre-contract now imo

  580. Cartman says:

    KM???

  581. Chipo says:

    Let’s get a defnitive answer on this:

  582. Dan says:

    Cock pit, hitlers trench

  583. Chipo says:

    I think that’s the best poll ever on Le Grove by a street lol

  584. Franchise says:

    chipo u didnt add ‘breakfast of champions’

  585. KM frm WALES says:

    hey cartman

  586. treze13 says:

    Quim gets my vote only because spasm chasm wasnt there

  587. Cartman says:

    hey franchise, choose between:
    1) A Dildo
    2) A Megan Fox lookalike shemale
    3) Barbara Streisand

  588. Duke says:

    KM, nice video that.

  589. Dan says:

    I would of voted for spasm chasm but it wasn’t there. So had to go with second favourite growler

  590. Franchise says:

    Cartman errrrrrrrrrr no. 2 if she or he is post-op. if not then no 1 ;)

  591. Cartman says:

    hahaha

  592. Cartman says:

    Obliquus externus abdominis

  593. Chipo says:

    i did the survey before spasm chasm was put forward im afraid.

    there are still some pretty tasty ones there though!

  594. Nick says:

    Chipo top poll and fran you dirty sod :p

  595. Nick says:

    how slooooow is today going fecking 1hour left at work feels like ive been here a week already :(

  596. KM frm WALES says:

    yes nick – its dragged 2day….thank god for the net

  597. treze13 says:

    today has flown by for me… then again i only woke up at about 2pm :)

  598. Cartman says:

    i’m off, catch ya probably on friday(nick hope u have sum great jokes left) 8)

  599. Nick says:

    that sounds like a good day treze :grin:

  600. Nick says:

    na shot me load on Friday none left peeked to early :)

  601. Chipo says:

    Its gone quite quickly actually considering i got in at 7.30… eeeesh. 1hr left cmoncmoncmon

  602. Dan says:

    It is indeed the best poll so far

  603. treze13 says:

    great one nick, post exam chill time, then holi holiday!!! (woo)

  604. Dan says:

    I’m finish! Yipppie

  605. jeff says:

    I was at the Brazil game last night. I have never seen a more single footed midfielder than Melo… Trust me Denilson is way ahead.. Gilberto at his age looked so much better.. We don’t want to be teaching a 25 year old the basics. Please NOOO!!!!!

  606. Nick says:

    chipo 40 mins and counting :8

  607. gazzap says:

    I have been away, does anyone know how Arsenal did in the Masters football at Wembley?

  608. Nick says:

    baked po’tata

  609. David says:

    On TALKsport Melo’s agent was on and he said we’re in talks with Fiorentina about signing Melo. Maybe someone could look more into this ?

  610. Confidentgoner says:

    Jeff,
    thought he did Ok,Their midfield was the difference in the match yesterday

  611. Stu says:

    Evening all. Got my ipod sorted by my younger cousin. I was embarrassed slightly because i know absolutely nothng about them. Its going to be annoying trying to put all the songs on but needs must.

    Also, did yall see my Bendtner appreciation ‘do’ last night. He is facking brilliant! and is gonna be great next season.

    So………….any news floating around?

  612. Stu says:

    So te chavs are going to have Sheva and Anelka up front next season. Drogshit should be out the door is the rumours about what Abramovic said are true.
    And Livershit have agreed a fee or somefink with Pompey.

    Still cant believe we were the first ‘big club’ to dip into the transfer market.

  613. Stu says:

    Yo Nish, whats the sca!

  614. Samir says:

    Is that really true David?
    If it is… YESSSS!! Get in!!
    If we get him we shall be champions!!
    Plus Denilson could really learn alot from him. Maybe even play the two together in a 4-2-3-1?

  615. Stu says:

    If we got Melo then Denilson wouldnt get a look in. Nor should he.

    IF we get him then i think it should be him in DM with Cesc and either Nasri or Rosicky in front of him.

  616. Samir says:

    ——-Almunia——-

    -Sagna-Gallas-Vermy-Clichy-

    —-Fabregas-Melo—-

    -Rosicky-Nasri-Arshain-

    ——Eduardo—-

  617. Samir says:

    Arshavin*

  618. nishanth says:

    good lineup samir.But knowing wenger he will somehow try to fit in rvp in that lineup.Even then its pretty good

  619. Stu says:

    I was thinking something more like

    Melo
    Cesc – Rosicky
    VP – Eduardo – Arshavin

  620. nishanth says:

    The only possibly problem with that lineup is the lack of pace

  621. Stu says:

    But the small lack of pace would be made up for with the amazing footballing ability and brains.

    And Arshavin aint no slouch. Rosicky is fantastic too. Movement is the key etc etc.

  622. David says:

    Rosicky, Nasri and Arshavin are reasonably fast. Plus, we can also bring on Theo if we’re lacking that much.
    I’d like to see
    – Melo –
    Arshavin – Cesc – Rosicky –
    — Van Persie — Eduardo –

    although Ade and Eduardo are pretty good together.

  623. nishanth says:

    we speak more about theo even though vela is definitely a better footballer

  624. Paulinho says:

    David, so we’re in talks for Melo?!

  625. kingsley says:

    David, did you hear the interview yourself?

  626. Franchise says:

    David what up?

  627. David says:

    My mate heard it and at first I thought he was winding me up(he’s a chelsea fan) but then when I looked on some Arsenal forums/blogs, other people are reporting it. Looks very promising.

  628. kingsley says:

    It on arsenal mania.

  629. Paulinho says:

    If we sign this fella I will be in heaven.

  630. David says:

    Arshavin – Melo – Cesc – Rosicky

    Best Midfield in the Premiership, that.

  631. Samir says:

    It sure is.
    If we get our targets this season may really be the start of something special.

  632. choy says:

    santa cruz to shitty

  633. Samir says:

    http://www.mcfc.co.uk/default.sps?pagegid={DBD12D53-8346-431D-A04F-5D0F8664DE80}&newsid=6634880

  634. Paulinho says:

    And then you have Nasri,Merida, Diaby, Denilson, Walcott as bench options. I would back us for the title.

    If I’m being really picky though I would like another striker. A mobile, low centre of gravity, right footed one.

  635. Samir says:

    I don’t rate santa very high…
    Injury prone and quite slow…
    Would prefer Ade IMO.

  636. David says:

    Apparenly Melo’s agent was selling it as a done deal, very exciting.

  637. choy says:

    sounds good david.. i guess if that is true it should be announced after the confed cup?

  638. Samir says:

    If he’s worth 18M then Ade must be worth 20-25..

  639. patthegooner says:

    i would love to see a link on this David, if true then it is a signing I am excited about.

    Is it enough? not sure but we are certainly heading in the right direction if true.

    Would still like Hangeland or similar in. I think a complete revamp of our CB pairing is the way ahead.

    The best thing though is that we are getting our transfers done early. Only problem I can see with Melo is that we might not see him until September given the Confederations Cup and we wont see Cesc either and that means Song and Denilson up against Everton, Man Ure and Man Shitty away and that seriously worries me.

  640. Samir says:

    Where you get them Mayank??

  641. ManGoonian says:

    Paulinho Says:
    June 22, 2009 at 19:06

    And then you have Nasri,Merida, Diaby, Denilson, Walcott as bench options. I would back us for the title.

    If I’m being really picky though I would like another striker. A mobile, low centre of gravity, right footed one.
    =======================================

    Michael Owen it is then….

  642. Mayank says:

    I saw them on a MU blog site… you can alter the last no. and you get a player… some wierd sorta glitch…

  643. David says:

    There will probably be more news after the confed cup. Wenger and Gazidss seem to want to do all the deals quite quickly this summer which we don’t usually do.

    There’s rumours Milan want him but personally I think they’ll sign Gago from Madrid. Plus, if they did want Melo I’m sure a certian Gilberto Silva could put in a good word for us.

  644. patthegooner says:

    Mangoonian,

    If we got Owen on a pay as you play, then I would take the risk on him if Ade left. I still think that for the right club he could do a job. Might have lost a bit of pace but he has the untrainable knack of being in the right place at the right time.

  645. Stu says:

    RSC isnt worth 18m at all. Especially after the season hes just had. He only cost that because he is moving between clubs in the same league and Man shitty have so much money 18m was nothing t them. They paid that for De Jong instead of waiting a few months to get him for a few million.

  646. choy says:

    why september pat.. i thought the confed cup gets over by the 28th!

  647. ManGoonian says:

    pattg;

    Owen on a pay as you play deal would be the only way to go, given his injury probs of late. He can still score the goals tho…

  648. Stu says:

    They get a longer break and come back later but september would be pushing it. Late august before they would be ready imo.

  649. patthegooner says:

    It does Choy but that is when their Holiday starts.

    Probably wont start Pre-season until the end of July at the earliest and then wont be match fit until the end of August at the earliest.

  650. Mayank says:

    http://www.fansfc.com/story/12885.html
    Ha and indeed ha… Well at least its positive made up bullshit…

  651. Samir says:

    If Senderos is not used in the Melo deal then I say we should keep him and see how he does in pre season.
    If he’s good keep him and sell Silvestre.
    If he’s bad sell him and sell Silvestre.
    Simple!

    Vermy
    Gallas
    Toure
    Senderos
    Song

    And loan out of Djourou? For some much needed experience.
    When the AFN start we will lose Toure and Song.
    Leaving us with:
    Vermy
    Gallas
    Senderos
    ?Djourou?

  652. patthegooner says:

    Exactly Stu and that might cover the Everton and Man Ure games and of course the matter of a potential bananna skin in the CL.

    I typed in haste, i thought the Man Shitty game was in the first few days of September but it is on the 12th so should have everyone back then.

  653. kingsley says:

    David are you 100% sure his agent was on talk sport? sorry to be a nag but got a feeling this rumour is not true.

  654. reggie57 says:

    That sparky hughes isnt so bright is he,to pay 18 mill for a injury prone player beggars belief, mind you he has been groomed by red nose!!!

  655. David says:

    I didn’t actually hear the agent, a mate told me and I’ve seen it on lots of Arsenal blogs/forums but TalkSport are a well respected radio station. I’m sure they’d do their research before hand.

  656. choy says:

    oh oki.. like that.. when is cesc back for pre season? end of july?

  657. kingsley says:

    cheers david, lets hope we get him.

  658. Paulinho says:

    I would be surprised if Milan bought Gago. He hasn’t exactly been a raging success at Madrid.

    I’ve always rated Owen and would take him. The problem are his injuries and wages.

  659. Samir says:

    England U21 team: Loach, Stearman, Tomkins, Mancienne, Taylor, Driver, Gardner, Rodwell, Johnson, Campbell, Rose. Subs: Hart, Cranie, Onuoha, Richards, Gibbs, Cattermole, Noble, Muamba, Walcott, Lewis.

    Germany U21 team: Neuer, Beck, Howedes, Boateng, Schmelzer, Castro, Khedira, Ebert, Ben-Hatira, Ozil, Dejagah. Subs: Fromlowitz, Aogo, Johnson, Hummels, Schwaab, Grote, Adlung, Ede, Marin, Wagner, Sippel.

  660. Samir says:

    Walcott benched again…

  661. sport review says:

    i think the fact that weve already signed a player so early on is good news. hopefully a couple more to come

  662. David says:

    How is Danny Rose ahead of Wilshere and JET ? Pearce is such a terrible manager.

  663. ManGoonian says:

    David Says:
    June 22, 2009 at 19:24

    I didn’t actually hear the agent…. but TalkSport are a well respected radio station. I’m sure they’d do their research before hand.
    —————————–

    You shittin me fella????? They aint called Talk Shite for nuffin!! :D

  664. ManGoonian says:

    Paulinho;

    Owen on a pay as you play deal; basic wage with most of any potential earnings based on games played and goals…

  665. David says:

    surely even talkshite wouldn’t be that…ermm..shite, to get a fake agent on.

  666. ManGoonian says:

    Haha! Well, they did have Tony Adams on, tellin em he was the new Celtic manager!

  667. reggie57 says:

    Come off it Mangoonian every one knows talksport is well respected what other radio stations have got presenters of the calibre like brazil,dogger collymore,jason cuntley,and durham,whos shitting who fella!!!

  668. Paulinho says:

    Mangoonian, if Owen has any real ambition left he would accept it as well.

  669. A says:

    It’s not a case of talksport being shite to get a fake agent on, random people always claim to represent players they don’t, and the media just lap it all up, they aren’t fussed if it’s genuine or not!!

  670. Stu says:

    Thats what Pearce gets now, for not playing Gibbs.

  671. A says:

    David re JET pearce said he’ll only consider players playing first team football, and it’s because Rose was on loan. I think it’s pretty ridiculous personally, but I can see the basis for it, youth and reserve football is incomparable in terms of how competitive it is to first team footy, but the likes of Wilshere and JET are imo far superior players to Rose

  672. A says:

    Shows how quickly Gibbs has become a top player with being rested when he only made his debut a few games ago didn’t he??

  673. Pat says:

    Gibbs isn’t playing b/c this game means nothing

  674. ManGoonian says:

    Team for next season;

    Akinfeev
    Richards – Zapata – Hangeland – Dabo
    Melo – Inler
    Sneider – Cesc –
    Huntelaar – Chamakh

  675. ManGoonian says:

    Gibbs is being rested, like most of the other starters…

  676. Stu says:

    Whos team is that ManG because it certainly aint gonna be arsenals.

  677. Stu says:

    A, where was Manvienne on loan then because i thought he was in chelskis reserves because he defo doesnt play first team football with them.

  678. ReVELAtion says:

    was with qpr stu

  679. One other good thing about Gibbs is that he is versatile, can play wing or central midfield, very useful should we need it IMO.

  680. ManGoonian says:

    Stu;

    Thats the team after a bit of swapping, wheeler dealering…. Or me takin the piss… You decide!

    Mancienne was on loan at vWolves, I think…

  681. Pat says:

    Sagna > Richards
    Gallas > Hangeland
    Clichy and Gibbs > Dabo
    Rosicky > Sneijder
    Arshavin > everyone there
    Chamakh is just awful. Shit, shit, even worse than shit. Eboue is better than Chamakh.

  682. ManGoonian says:

    Pat;

    I see the jist of my team was lost on you then fella! :roll:

  683. ReVELAtion says:

    yes pat he is…

    “With speculation rife in Bordeaux that Marouane Chamakh is set to turn his back on the club in favour of a move to the Premier League, I have to confess that I won’t be expressing much disappointment. The Moroccan is one of the most frustrating player’s I have ever seen and quite why the likes of Arsenal are expressing an interest in him is beyond me.

    I’m a regular watcher of Bordeaux and they provide me with football fix that I have missed since leaving Birmingham over a decade ago. Ligue 1 is certainly no Premiership and why Stade Chaban-Delmas can never replace Villa Park, it certainly fills a void every other weekend. This season has been absolutely superb and Lauren Blanc is slowly proving to be one of the best young managers in the business and has got a group of average players, with one or two stars working in tandem. Their success this season reminds me of Blackburn’s PL triumph back in 95, although it has to be said that Chamakh is certainly no Shearer.

    Chamakh is a poor man’s Arshavin. He has all the flicks, clever touches but in front of goal he just isn’t clinical, and tends to over play around the box; you just scream at him to shoot but he’ll always look for a pass, hence my source of frustration with him. Chamakh does work hard for the team and is an effortless runner; however that only gets you so far. He doesn’t score nearly enough goals and his 1 in 4 ratio up against some of the defences that Ligue 1 offers, will certainly not improve in the tougher Premier League.

    So it leaves me bemused as to why Arsenal reportedly after him, he is certainly no better than Van Persie, Arshavin, Adebayor, Eduardo or Bendtner. Why I would expect one of the PL lesser likes to maybe take a chance on him, Arsenal need a more polished striker who would surely guarantee them goals. They will certainly get nice touches, flicks and a player that will run all day, but a prolific goalscorer they will not and unless Wenger believes he can unlock that from his game I don’t know, but having watched him for the last five seasons, I think he will have his work cut out.”

  684. Pat says:

    Realistically…and hopefully:

    Almunia
    Sagna ??? Vermelean Clichy
    Arshavin Cesc Melo Rosicky
    RVP Ade

    ??? = Gallas or Zapata

  685. ManGoonian says:

    Buffon
    Bassong – Chiellini – Upson – Wheater
    Gunter – Yaya
    Cana – Veloso
    Dzeko – Dindane

  686. Stu says:

    Pat, Eduardo for Ade, change it to 4-3-3 and you’ve got a deal!

    If im being picky i would orefer a new keeper too. Almunia is fine but we need great, or at least a better stop gap until Fabianski is ready, which he showed he isnt.

  687. ReVELAtion says:

    What’s with all these dreamesque 4-2-3-1′s and 4-1-2-3 formations.. We’re Arsenal not ****** barca or madrid!

    big al

    bak-willi-verminator-gael

    arsh-melo-cescy-Sami

    vp-ed
    ———————————–
    Fab

    J>Hoy-Yoyo-Nordvik-Gibbo

    theo-song-den boy-rocky

    Pinky-Carlo

    fling in a wilshire, je thomas, rambo, conquelin & merida..

    Happy days…

  688. Stu says:

    ManG, who is this Gunter you speak of?
    The only on i know of is the spud right back from Wales. Surely you dont mean him. :???:

  689. Pat says:

    Stu, I said realistically. We won’t play a 4-3-3 and Wenger won’t sign a good keeper.

    Hopefully I’ll be proved wrong

  690. choy says:

    chamakh sounds like hleb doesn’t he…

  691. ManGoonian says:

    Stu;

    I think I meant Gentner??? Anyhoo, him and the others are just some of the 50 odd players we’ve been linked to… I just thought I’d be a bit stoopid for a change (what?) and make teams out of em, like a right sad fantasy footy manager playing Geek!

    No offence

  692. Stu says:

    True Pat, but Wenger played mostly 4-5-1 at the end of the season. I just hope it was a failed 4-3-3 because of personell rather than 4-5-1 tho.

    With the right players 4-3-3 would be great for us.

  693. Pat says:

    Rosicky is a much better player than Nasri, Rev

  694. ReVELAtion says:

    1-1.. Go On Boys!

  695. Stu says:

    Yeah, stupid for a change. :roll:

  696. Pat says:

    What choy??? Chamakh will never be half as good as Hleb.

  697. Stu says:

    Much much better Pat. I actually have a mate, liverpool fan, who thinks Nasri is a better player.
    He might be one day but defo not any where close now.

  698. Pat says:

    Nasri disappears too much for my liking

  699. Mayank says:

    Why all of a sudden everyone has this fascination with 4-3-3, 4-4-2 is the most versatile formation on offer and certainly the best for the PL currently my team would be
    AL
    Sagna-Gallas-Vermi-Gael
    Rosicky*-Cesc-Denilson-Arsh
    RvP-Dudu

    *if he still playss like i remember him to, else walcott or nasri.
    We have very good backup for every position esp if we sign Melo.

  700. ManGoonian says:

    I think Nasri will be a huge player for us… At least 500ft tall when he’s reached his peak… Rosicky is class, hope he can come back, tho….

    Well, according to A, we will be playin 4-2-3-1 next season…. I tend to agree, and as we all know, I am never wrong…

  701. Mayank says:

    Nasri is the player i like most at the Arse, esp after his handling of evra… He seems to have everything you can ask of a MF but at 21 he can drift out of games, also at 21 he should be happy as a 2nd choice player.

  702. ReVELAtion says:

    pat, rosicky is nowhere near fit enough to keep nasri out with 18 mths missed participating in competitive football..

    1st 11:

    Big Al

    Bak-Willi-Verminator-Gael

    Arsh-Melo-Cescy-Sami

    VP-ED

    —————————-

    2nd 11:

    Fab

    J>Hoy-Yoyo-Song-Gibbo

    Theo-Abou-Den Boy-Rocky

    Pinky-Carlo

    Plus a few cameo throw ins for: (providing they do not go out on loan)

    Wilshire, Lansbury, Nordviet, Merida, Ramsey, JE Thomas & Conquelin.

    That’ll be being realstic knowing Arsene…

    I do expect us to lose Toure and Adebayor and to be honest and use the money on melo and renew contracts and leave it at that, about even.. It’s just more a case of when and not IF IMO..

  703. choy says:

    its not like hleb is setting the world on fire… !!! chamakh is what 24-25?

  704. ReVELAtion says:

    chamakh isn’t good enough to polish hleb’s boots.. and i don’t even like hleb…

  705. choy says:

    yes but at what age did hleb come into prominence.

  706. Stu says:

    Chamakh would be a good player to have sitting on the bench in case of an emergency and be on b=very very little wages.

    He is only liked at Bordeaux because he came through their academy imo and he isnt even french so he isnt really one of theirs. Na mean!

  707. choy says:

    lol… and if you read my original comment.. i just stated that chamakh sounds like hleb!!!

  708. Stu says:

    Hleb was very well known at 25. And was doing great things in germany. The ability was always there with Hleb (with build-uo or whatever).

    But i saw Chamakh a few times for Bordeaux and he was useless. He is tall….thats about it.

  709. Samir says:

    Chamakh is moroccan tho…
    So another one to the ACN then..
    We dont need that do we!

  710. SFOGooner says:

    There was a lot of opposition to Vermi, but Wenger still went ahead with him. I would not be suprised if he does the same with Chamakh.

    maybe wenger likes a challenge.

  711. Stu says:

    This is all very confusing. :???:

  712. abdulhakim09 says:

    Akinfeev
    Sagna-Kompany-Richards-Clichy
    Fabregas-Nasri
    Arshavin
    Vela-Bendtner-Walcott

    :lol:

  713. Stu says:

    Bassong is Cameroonian, another african. Just thought i would mention that as i only discovered it recently.

  714. ReVELAtion says:

    not worth the 8m + punt when we already have much better.. Plus i want and expect to see more of pink boots up top next season.. If we do actually sell Adebayor, Arsene won’t buy anyone unless owen’s coming in on a free…

    I’m still in shock we’ve spent money before the bindippers, mancs and chavs! But let’s not get carried away.. If only melo comes in now and we lose eboue, adebayor and toure aswell as loan returnees & stiff’s that are never quite gonna make it (Randall, Silvestre, Simpson, Gilbert, Traore, Senderos)

    I would be happy with that and think we’d be right up there with what we have throughout the squad..

  715. David says:

    We need to get rid of the rubbish this summer.

    We’re not a charity.

  716. ReVELAtion says:

    agreed dave

  717. ManGoonian says:

    Sell;

    Gallas, Kolo, Eboue, Song, Silvestre, Senderos, Clichy, Denilson, Diaby, Walcott, Bendy, Ade, RvP, Almunia…

    Sign….

    No one! Thats the last thing they would expect, we’ll surprise all the other teams by fielding a line up of;

    Sagna, Cesc, Arshy and Eduardo

    The old 1-1-1-1 formation…

    Oh bruvver

  718. Honest Bill says:

    I’m looking forward to seeing Vermaelen play as CF next season. Also, since Arshavin has proved himself a formidable left winger, he will be at left back.

  719. ManGoonian says:

    If this blog practiced what some peoplem preached and ditched the rubbish on here….

    Then me and Stu wouldn’t have many people to chat to on here…

  720. Stu says:

    Cheers MG ;)

  721. Stu says:

    MG, we could just bitch and moan about other blogs. Simples!

  722. ManGoonian says:

    Yeah, that Knitting world blog is soooo up its own arse innit???

  723. ManGoonian says:

    Stu;

    It was a toss up between you and BBK…

  724. Honest Bill says:

    They also have a distinct Man Utd bias

  725. Stu says:

    Well at least i won the toss up. Luck is on my side. :)

  726. Stu says:

    This Jack Rodwell is quite good aint he.

  727. Honest Bill says:

    Stu,

    Yeah he’s seems quite handy. Not short of drive

  728. Paulinho says:

    Hleb was a superstar in waiting at 22, the top assist king in Germany, being compared to Maradonna by the likes of Krasamir Balakov.

  729. Stu says:

    I read a while back that Moyes sees him as a future CB in the Rio mould. I think he would be somewhat wasted there because, as you say, he has a read drive about him. He wants to get the ball forward and gets the team going.

  730. Honest Bill says:

    Oh dear … Another opportunity for Theo to get injured

  731. Stu says:

    No doubt the mancs will come sniffing, armed with about 30m.

    THEOOOOO

  732. Stu says:

    Bill, try changing your tune. At least until something bad actually happens.

  733. ManGoonian says:

    England have done a lot better since Agbonlahor got injured…. Coincidence???

  734. ManGoonian says:

    Rodwell is a great prospect, but if he played for Arsenal, then i would sell him…

  735. Stu says:

    No coincidence MG, he is just shite. All he has is pace.

  736. Stu says:

    Sell him? Whys that?

  737. Pedro says:

    Paulinho… you’ve got to let Hleb go… he’s gone… he’s not coming back…

  738. ManGoonian says:

    Stu;

    Coz if he was a Gooner, he’d have been written off and scape goated to fuckery by now! But am I being too cynical?

  739. Stu says:

    Speaking of Hleb, remember how he scored minutes into his debut in a pre season game. Odd how he didnt continue scoring…or even shooting the rest of his time here.

  740. Pedro says:

    ManGoonian… you’re being cynical.

    He’s English… we’d be loving him regardless of how shit he was.

  741. Honest Bill says:

    Hleb was seriously bad for my blood pressure. The amount of golden scoring opportunities that he would turn in to cheeky little passes was beyond ridiculous. He could have been a prolific scorer if only he had the cojones

  742. ManGoonian says:

    Pedro;

    Haha! True dat! He could fuck up all day long and we’d still rally round him like a fluffy comfort blanket!

  743. ManGoonian says:

    Hleb was an artist tho… he didnt wanna besmerch (check THAT word out!) a gorgeous attackin move with a scuffed shot, when he could add yet another cutesy likkle pass…

  744. Honest Bill says:

    Like we don’t do that to certain spaniards or dutchmen?

  745. Honest Bill says:

    Haha MG, that might have been it

  746. Pedro says:

    I always said Hleb was the purists footballer…

    If Denilson got a little better… he’d be in that category.

  747. Honest Bill says:

    Yeah won’t touch the ball just in case

  748. Paulinho says:

    Pedro – Can’t compare Denilson to Hleb. Hleb was a risk taker, a zig-zagging dribbler extraordinaire, while Denilson is a plodding, side-winder passer.

  749. Paulinho says:

    Theo never ceases to amaze with his lack of footballing brain.

    He hasn’t got the strikers instincts or touch to play up front, and he hasn’t got the stamina or vision to play on the wing.

    Hopefully he’s a bench option next season. Nothing more.

  750. Honest Bill says:

    These are all things which can be developed. Raw pace is always dangerous, providing one can work on the rest

  751. Paulinho says:

    Honest Bill, I’ve noticed Theo needs to ration his pacy bursts though, he hasn’t got the physique to constantly test his full back. Only one out of every five opportunities will he actually really go for it.

    He needs to do more when he has his resting periods and passes it off. He can’t just simply pass it back to the full back all the time. He needs to come inside and try and make hay in a more subtle way.

  752. ManGoonian says:

    Theo’s a bright lad, he can learn a trick or 2 and move forward as a striker….

    He thinks too much, which for a footballer, is a very rare thing…

  753. Honest Bill says:

    Yes you’re absolutely right. He does need to figure out when to run and when to slow things down. He does tend to be very ‘one dimensional’

    I do believe that sort of thing improves with time and experience. Games like this one, where he is on his own up front, with people just punting speculative balls up to him, aren’t the most flattering. Nor are they the best time to analyse a players repertoire.

    I think if you cast your mind back to 07/08, and look at him now, you would see a noticable improvement in his decision making

  754. David says:

    Was just listening to Talksport now, and that Gabriele Marcotti was on talking about transfers that he reckoned would happen.

    He said that Arsenal and Fiorentina have reached an agreement over the transfer of Felipe Melo. Arsenal have to wait for Brazil to finish the Confederatios Cup before they can speak to Melo. He believes that Melo’s agent has spoke to Arsenal and is happy with their proposal.

    He went on to say that once Melo starts to speak with Arsenal, Fiorentina will then speak to Senderos to take him to Florence. He understands that Senderos has enjoyed his time in Italy, and would jump at the chance of a move.

  755. Stu says:

    David, thats great news re Melo. But is it a swap deal plus money or are they 2 seperate transfers?
    Either way Melo will be a welcome addition.

  756. Pedro says:

    That’s interesting news David!

    I would fucking love that…

  757. Honest Bill says:

    That would be a great thing if we signed a good DM. But as usual, i’ll believe it when i see him holding the shirt with an awkward grin

  758. Pedro says:

    I think he looks the part… and has the disciplinary record the be the part we’re all looking for!

    Hey, anyone seen Keyser lately?

    He was looking for violence in the team…

  759. zorr0 says:

    Evening all!

    So, in brief, how was the u21 game and Theo specifically?

  760. Pedro says:

    I’d agree on the Theo thing… he needs to take more risks and go on instinct…

    Senderos over thinks as well…

  761. choy says:

    a striker or attacking player can overthink.. a defender definitely not… less margin for error.

  762. Paulinho says:

    Pedro, if we bring in Melo then no one will have anything to complain about….so Keyser’s role will be rendered reduntant to an extent.

  763. David says:

    I’m not sure, I guess it’s a swap. I wonder what the fee is, £10m plus Senders ?

  764. choy says:

    wenger does seem to love brazilian DM’s…

  765. Pedro says:

    I think I’d accept summer as done if we signed Melo…

    We’d have enough at the back, over kill in midfield… and enough strikers, even without Ade.

    So if Melo comes in, what happens to Denilson? Does he just become back up?

  766. Honest Bill says:

    I’d imagine so. There would also be adequate players for rotation.

  767. choy says:

    its ok pedro.. he’s what.. 21?

  768. eboue says:

    hi my fans

  769. eboue says:

    any 1 here want to ask me any questions?

  770. choy says:

    sup eboue…. is melo coming? is ade leaving?

  771. ReVELAtion says:

    yes “Eboue”,

    Are you considering leaving the mighty arsenal just because you feel you haven’t played enough 1st team matches?

    If so, explain to me what 41 1st team appearances last season means then?

  772. eboue says:

    is melo coming of course he is coming now ask me a sensible question for fuk sake

  773. eboue says:

    no i am not leaving arsenal due to a lack of first team games i am actually staying on to fight for my place in the team and no my good friend ade is not leaving the club he loves the club

  774. eboue says:

    also ade is very dissapointed how he has lost the support of the arsenal fans due to what they read on the papers

  775. eboue says:

    next season i believe we can win the league!

  776. Man says:

    eboue, would you continue continue with the dance moves?

    please keep the dancing going ‘cos its what you are best at and def worth the ticket prices!

  777. ReVELAtion says:

    well tell him to learn the offside rule and start giving us goals and a better attitude.. In return for his loyalty and goals against the mancunians and scummy spurs we in turn will give him our love.. Maybe…

  778. eboue says:

    dont worry i can assure all arsenal fans that he will be scoring many goals next season with players like fabregas nasri arshavin in the midfield and players like myself and theo we will score many goals next season

  779. eboue says:

    “Adebayor has done fantastically well for the club,” “All the big clubs wanted him last summer and it will be the same again this summer. Some players have bad periods. If they don’t do well it is because they have lost confidence. But the only way to help a guy who has lost confidence is to support him. Slaughtering him it does not help him.

  780. Lou says:

    Did someone say that TalkSport are a well respected radio station???

  781. Stu says:

    Im not even engish, or english based, and i know talkshite are useless mans loving, arsenal hating scumbags.
    I hope they are right on this one tho.

    Eboue, if you’re still around, Q:last season we say some amazing backheels from you, will there be more or those or will you add a new skill for the coming season? And whats the meaning of life? :roll:

  782. Pat says:

    “Gabriele Marcotti has reported on TALKsport that we have been allowed to talk to Melo after the Confederations cup, with Senderos going the other way apparently. :p

    Gabriele Marcotti usually is a very relaible source, Lets hope this is true, this could be the best summer transfer Arsenal has had in so long”

    hmmmm

  783. Stu says:

    *manc, i mean.
    Nothing wrong with man loving…if thats your sort of thing. :???:

  784. Pat says:

    oops, David already told you guys. I got that comment from a different site.

    Hopefully Talksport is a good source!

  785. Lou says:

    Talk Sport are one of those things in life that you just cannot bear at any cost. Like Tony Blair, Ken Livingstone and Lenny Henry, to name but 3 complete a’holes. I don’t say they are wrong on this although Marcotti is really just another rumour monger, a kind of portly half American, half Italian guy version of Ballague who makes a living from judging people with the benefit of hindsight. I remember only too vividly TalkSport’s attitude to the Eduardo injury. By the end of the day they had basically decided that it was his fault anyway and were reciting Arsenal’s role of shame etc. I have not listened to them since that day and refuse to get into a car unless the station is turned off. Yes, I know it’s petty and a little stupid, but some hatreds are like that so indulge me on this one.

  786. Pedro says:

    Lou, very true what you’re saying.

    However, when there is a rumour I like… I choose to ignore all the things I dislike! haha!

  787. Pat says:

    Balague is one of the best when it comes to rumors though…

  788. zorr0 says:

    Lou, good point well made. Likin’ your attitude fella!

  789. Pedro says:

    Agreed Pat… he is brilliant.

    I don’t know why everyone gets so up tight about rumours… I love it!

    I think my knowledge base of players swells ten fold in the summer… it gets me tuning into football games I’d never normally watch… surely that’s good for the game?

  790. Stu says:

    Balague knows a lot about the transfer dealings of spanish clubs. Nothing outside spain tho. So when he starts talking about Arsenal its pretty annoying.

    Especially when him and Mark Bolton go on and on about it on Revista. I remember their smug fucking faces when Henry was on his way. Bastards.

  791. eboue says:

    people i know the meaning of life

  792. Man says:

    I’d have Livingstone over Boris anytime any day!

    Lenny Henry like French & Saunders should have been banned 10 years ago!!!

  793. eboue says:

    and the meaning of life is you hav.. oh damn my internet connection is lost damn u aaaahhhhh

  794. Pat says:

    Balague usually gets it right when it comes to Spanish and English clubs though. At least his website, which is the only way I get to see what he says.

    Its not his fault that the Xabi-Arsenal deal fell apart when he was the 1st to report about it.

    His rumors have truth in them, unlike others.

  795. Pedro says:

    Why Man?

    Corrupt as fuck… a liar… a bit of a racist…

    I like Boris.

  796. Stu says:

    Whos this Boris fella?

  797. Pedro says:

    The London Mayor, a bit of a plonker, but his heart is in the right place.

  798. Pedro says:

    Right, I’m off to bed!

    Night!

  799. Dan says:

    Before you all run off, any news??

  800. Stu says:

    hanks Pedro, night.

    Great report on Melo.
    http://arsenalcolumn.wordpress.com/2009/06/22/scouting-report-felipe-melo-brazil/#comments

    They value him at 10m. Most think 10-15m plus Senderos is just enough. Who to trust?

  801. Dan says:

    One of Boris’s promises was to Prevent Tube disruption by negotiating a no-strike deal, hmmm england at wembley. That went well boris

  802. ethangunner says:

    Pedro
    The London Mayor, a bit of a plonker, but his heart is in the right place.
    —————————————-

    the left side of his chest cavity ?

    all politicians are plonkers, dont trust a single MF that has been elected , chances are he had to step on many to get there !

    remember those facts and you wont go wrong .

    you only have to look at Iran to see that !

  803. iceman says:

    Hi.
    Liverpool here.
    We have no money but we’re gonna spend 18m on a RB.
    Wtf?!?

  804. dennisdamenace says:

    iceman – it may have something to do with one of their septic tank owners, who just sold his 80% share in the Montreal Canadiens, worth approximately £340m!!

  805. Dan says:

    Rafa obviously pin pointed that a RB is what they need to win the premier league. Not a class striker to play alongside and cover the injured torres

  806. Dan says:

    Has he sold it yet?

  807. Dan says:

    So apparently v persie is signing his new contract

  808. Dan says:

    Wow it’s packed on here this morning lol

  809. Geoff says:

    Morning all, Wenger is hinting at other signings but is saying that no one is leaving, oh dear.

  810. iceman says:

    DDM….splash the cash…it’s all good…but a RB?? 18m?? We got Arsh for less than that FFS!!!!

  811. iceman says:

    Adebayor will leave if the price is right…I think.

  812. Dan says:

    Id rather players stayed than have some elder players leave and upset the likes of vp and fab thinking that were just going backwards

  813. Geoff says:

    I hope so!

  814. ikon says:

    Freaking madness Johnson is good, maybe 10 million but 18 million = Arshavin or Henry or Anelka
    What is one club’s (real) madness is another club’s misery.

  815. Steve says:

    Looks like this Melo business is hotting up then chaps??

    Wenger is almost admitting that the fans were right at the beginning of last season when we all said we needed a centre half and a tough tackling midfielder.

  816. Steve says:

    Don’t forget the bindipper will fetch a few quid by selling Arbeloa to Madrid too.

  817. iceman says:

    Yeah.
    Bent-16m
    Henry-16m

    Sagna-7m
    Johnson-18m

    Do you really blame AW for not going “English”? :)

  818. gnarleygeorge9 says:

    Arsenal will come out of the blocks full speed, lead the PL @ Xmas & new year, but Old Fergie won’t be able to win the mind games this time. Prepare for number 14, & GG9 hitting the streets of Islington in May 2010.

  819. Geoff says:

    New post everyone!

  820. Pedro says:

    Where is the new post?

  821. iceman says:

    Manure lose the winker and Tevez and can’t even get Valencia on board.
    Make the right moves Wenger and we are on the way.
    Happy days indeed.
    Chamone!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

  822. LAzer says:

    Where’d you hear that Geoff-8.40?

  823. leon says:

    i think wenger has learnt from his mistakes from last season and i think wenger letting any of his topplayers go at all which some of the fringe players will go like silvestor and senderos,maybe diaby posiibly but rest wenger has no intention of selling for any price

  824. Liam says:

    How about swopping Adebuywhore for Michael Essien?

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