I’m sure you’ve all seen the Arsenal online TV interview where captain Cesc Fabregas says he has a contract until 2014 and intends to see it out, well done Cesc, he keeps telling us that and I think it’s high time we reported Perez to FIFA, he keeps trying to unsettle the players and that can’t be right.
I hate the way Arsenal football club always allow other clubs to push us around, it’s so weedy.
A quick look around shows us that Milan are interested in Gallas and we are interested in Bassong and Robben, well although Robben is a player I have always admired (or maybe hated) he is injury prone and has an attitude problem so I would steer well clear and Bassong I just don’t rate that much. I just saw Taylor taking a penalty for the England under 21′s against Holland and I would still give him a go.
Billy boy I do like and if we sell him I think that would be a mistake, one more season in my book. Milan if you want someone you can have one of our forwards.
I keep looking for ‘Ade’s off to Milan’ headlines, but since his shocking season no one wants him now, perhaps that will lick him into shape, but I’m not going to hold my breath.
Sometimes it’s difficult to write a post when there’s no football on and no transfers happening, so come on Arsene, get your cheque book out and give us all something to talk about!
Cricket is not one of them, what a shower of shite that was last night, it was embarrassing. Unless of course you’re South African!
I hope that the Mancs sell rat boy, so we don’t have to see him again, but I don’t look forward to seeing what red nose will do with £80 million, he won’t be buying a training ground, that’s for sure!
Have a great day Grovers, you never know…
P.S. Le Grove now have their very own facebook page! Search ‘Le Grove’ in the groups bit… or find it via ‘Pedro Le Grove’!
That’s what I thought Pedro – he should know how easily offended I am by now. I’m off to cry in the corner.
his agent sounds like a right cunt
We really dont need another young french african player, especially at CB
What has the african got to do with anything gambon?! Depends how good he is
Irish, we all love Ireland… even if DDM doesn’t.
Shame on you DDM, you bindipping racist!
Since its Friday:
Paddy & Mick decide to travel into the middle of London to donate sperm.
It was a disaster! Paddy missed the tube and Mick came on the bus!!
“arsenal are a cheap club” heheh
Yeah i suppose African means little, but my point is we dont need another expensive kid, especially in our weakest position.
If we spend £10m+ on Sakho and the dutch kid that would be a f**king joke (unless we spend £40m on the first team).
irish, everyone is missing the tube
Paddy & his wife are lying in bed & the neighbour’s dog is barking like mad in the garden. Paddy says ‘To hell with this!’ & storms off..
He comes back upstairs 5 mins later & his wife asks ‘What did you do?’
Paddy replies ‘I’ve put the dog in our garden, lets see how they like it!’
irish
familiar but 
A….think we made £20.5mil on Anelka.
Then bout Henry for £10mil ish…..
very good business.
If we buy Sakho we should take banners “Fuck Sakho and his agent” to the first game at the Grove
If the dutch kid is amazing then that’s fine! I’d imagine that with the kids, none of the money spent on them is taken away from the first team transfer funds, they would be funded by the other kids who don’t make it and are sold.
With sakho he may be a kid, but he’s captain of psg and has played for a couple of years, it could be like someone buying cesc off us when he was 19 and complaining because he’s just a kid, even though he’s ready to play first team football week in week out and be quality
this is our man for CB
http://www.boxnews.com.ua/photos/892/John-Ruiz-Nikolay-Valuev17.jpg
Niko Valuev
hello irish – have you joined the facebook group yet??
He’s not captain of PSG, thats a myth. Makalele is captain, and i think Armand is vice captain. Sakho once captained them and the papers picked up on this and bended the truth.
Sakho doesnt have what we need right now.
A, a friend is a PSG fan, doesn’t rate him much.
irish have a nice Friday:
I’m not a sexist, it’s not my opinion that men are better than women,
It’s fact
Not at all Oirish, i just thought that if it doesn’t, Bindippery should be a place in Southern Ireland…..
oh ok gambon/duke, didn’t know that, i thought he was the regular captain, or had at least captained them a few times! Thought he was highly rated too – in that case meh not fussed about getting him or not!
A – don’t think I’ll bother joining it, it’ll ruin my aura of mystery
Duke – If you like men over women that’s all up to you my friend
Pedro – You Bindipping Brown Noser :angry:
who is the dutch kid now?
I just saw this on BBC news: ‘WHO DECLARES SWINE FLU PANDEMIC’
Somebody needs to let them know he’s not a real doctor.
I think Real Madrid should have gone to a brothel
You can get a greasy cunt there for much less than £80m
What do the Conservative Party and the Atlantic have in common?
Both have gained 200 seats this week.
i know we have our players we want and all but i think wenger will buy what we need he has done well with the players he buys more often then not so lets give him time imo if they ain’t great after the 1st few games then get on his back
DDM – Thats okay, just checking, you know how serious I am about these things.
Franchise you panchod……..
dennisdamenace Says:
June 12, 2009 at 14:01
Apparently Real Madrid are furious this morning after they were informed they could have bought a big girls blouse from Primark for £4, rather than the £80 million they paid……..fucking excellent, pmsl Duke
Shame on you for trying to curry favour with the Bindippingmeister
lol pedro
Pedro I see you picked up another one of my jokes
irish, depends for what, if it is to be on my football team yes I do prefer men
Inter Milan coach Jose Mourinho has submitted a £25 million bid for Robin van Persie.
Van Persie is currently on international duty with Holland and has two years remaining on his contract with Arsenal, but talks of an extension have continued stalled.
Van Persie’s apprehensions in signing an extension is understood to be because our silverware drought has reached 4 years and also that Wenger has not given clear assurances of world class signings, to help the club challenge Manchester United and Chelsea next season.
Inter had faced slim chances of luring Van Persie away from the Premier League, but their significantly higher wage structure and promised future investment in their team has seen Van Persie show interest in a move to Italy.
Wenger is understood to resist allowing Van Persie to leave and wants stability in his side but as the stalemate continues, Inter have now tested our resolve with a huge offer for the Dutchman.
Anyway I am out, the boss is letting us go since business is in the shithole anyway.
Take care, have a great weekend. Lets hope we pick up some quality players.
Pie Pie!
Ive a bad feeling VanPersie has decided he needs to move to win trophies. I hope not but its worrying if that report is at all true.
So I can see Manure getting Ribery for 45 mill and Benzema for $30. They might as well give the 20 for Tevez while they are at it. So Rooney, Tevez, Berba, Benzema strike force with Ribery as winger. Fuckin cunts.
We “might” get Vermaelen, sell Toure, promote Wilshere and Lansbury and go in with the exact same squad that was 18 points behind. Embarrassing.
Duke, if you let a tramp into your home… would you be suprised if he stole money from you?
Same applies to me and jokes… I can’t help myself.
Peace out Dukes.
Pedro – I’ve already told you many times, that i don’t discriminate, i hate EVERYONE!!
Pedro…..that joke is bad mate. still laughed but that is a bad one…….
Bring back memories of all your Jade G jokes……
bad man !!!
Tonight Matthew, i shall mostly be in La Perla in Covent Garden drinking Tequila and Rum….. Booyakasha!
Pedro – You are fucking shameless!
Dunno what will happen with Van Persie but I hope we don’t “cash in” on anyone apart from Ade, Silvestre, Diaby, Toure (if 14-15 mill) at the most. Also some fringe players who may not make it it seems and are at a stage they need to be playing. Simpson, Traore, Randall come to mind right away.
Two new young interns are hired in the White House. They are walking down the hall when President Clinton sees them. The President walks up and says, “Gee, I’ve never come across your faces before.”
lol irish… haha
You wanna bad joke…….?
Ok, i’ll set the scene.
Do you remember the much loved Roy Castle, he of the Guinness Book of Records fame?
Well, apparently Roy Castle has just been diagnosed with cancer, and has been given three months to live….
However, he’s gonna try and do it in two!!!!
DDM, love it! haha!
Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafuckingmon Mutha Funglers….
25mil rvp bye
20mil ade bye
in snider RM 10-15mil
in huntler RM 10-15mil
we get two better players and 15mil minimum profit to spend on cb/dm, do it i say
i know I shouldn’t but, I’m still laughing at Pedro’s……I must stop cause I’m shit scared of flying myself and falling out the sky is my worst nightmare.
vp is twice the player huntelaar is!
Right, i’m off to La Perla for some Bandit juice, all Grovers welcome………
Keep it fucking real Grooovers
Did you hear Osama Bin Laden was once crowned the world’s best chef?
He made a big apple crumble!
ok snider can replace vp then happy now A
later DDM
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A 19 year old centre back(Sakho) – is that what we need right now? Absolutely not – we need one in his mid twenties and anyway it seems his agent is a bit of a creep – remind anyone of Anelka’s brother?
I thought we were going to have the Verminator by the end of his week? Sadly I sense yet another long, drawn out transfer, the manner of which Arsenal specialise in.
Hi there Maire, looking forward to the second guest blog tomorrow?
nooo nick, schneider won’t score the goals that vp did! The only way I’d be happy with vp going is if benzema or villa came in for him, which is very unlikely. Or maybe etoo.
I like schnieder as a player, but don’t see where he’d fit in with us, with rosicky back, nasri developing, arshavin etc,
i think we have signed him and are close to another one wenger likes to do em in twos the kinky git. if we are getting rid of some will do a we sold ??? and brought ??? so dont be to upset chary
sell Clichy and Sagna…
replace with EE and Gibbs…
put 30M in the bank…
score more goals from decent crosses…
QED…
next question?
Hi Chary – I almost forgot thanks for reminding me, who is it tomorrow or is it a secret?
LA…I agree…no.8′s a real winner, with no.19 in second place
A rvp dont play enough to lose sleep about imo he stays great but for 25mil he can go and my point s he can be replaced and with more games im sure snider
can get more goals 
a different aspect to the RM rebuilding…
read somewhere RVN was available for around 4M…coming off serious knee surgery
i would take that, leg and all, age and all…we need another finisher,at anything like that price he would be a steal off the bench..the guy can SCORE
selling our strikers… selling our defenders… nice
choy and buying no one…..fuck rvn as well imo
I’ve got two tomorrow… one ripper from a Lady fan… and maybe another from a guy called Toby.
eduardo is our finisher, why on earth would we sign van nistelrooy?! It’s like saying we should sign owen! If we’re going for people well past their best then I’d MUCH prefer proper ronaldo to those two
nistleroy!? 1 manc cunt is enough thanks.
spurs dont even want him cos hes such a crock
A do u know that Bendtner had a pass completion rate of 69.1% for 08/09 prem season? i definitely dont rate him for valid reasons. Ade’s was 83.4% Van Persies’s 83.1%. and somehow u think he suits wengerball better than Ade? Apart from the goalkeepers Bendtner had the worst pass completion in our team in the premiership
choy…
upgrading not selling…and the cash generated in this case is substantial, enough to at least bid on a Villa for example…
so is the team weaker or stronger?
heard spurs were in for him at £1.25mm……
That surprises me franchise, where was that from? Regardless of that yeah i still think bendy suits the system we’re trying to play more than ade, because it requires the forward dropping wide and into midfield, and i can’t imagine even the staunchest ade supporters would claim that suits his game?!
rvn should be employed by us so keown can show the kids how to tackle hard on a moving target for authenticity
how many games has rvp played, how much has he been paid and how many goals has he scored since we signed him??????????
A like ive said several times Ade is shite and Bentner is shitier. i rate Ade over Bendtner he is nothing special. NOTHING
I’d rate him more by his last season Nick, rather than hold previous injury problems against him! Didn’t he contribute just over 30 goals this season in about 35 games? Far from a full season but more than enough of a contribution to show his value and worth!
Franchise where were those stats from though??
Manuel Almunia………………….48,1%
Lukasz Fabianski………………….47,1%
Vito Mannone…………………. 80,0%
Wojciech Szczesny………………….N/A
Defender
Bacary Sagna………………….85,9%
Gaël Clichy………………….81,7%
Alexandre Song………………….87,1%
Kolo Toure………………….83,3%
William Gallas………………….89,3%
Mikael Silvestre………………….84,0%
Johan Djourou………………….90,6%
Thomas Cruise………………….N/A
Kyle Bartley………………….N/A
Jay Emmanuel-Thomas………………….N/A
Midfielder
Denilson Pereira Neves………………….87,3%
Francesc Fabregas………………….80,5%
Samir Nasri………………….87,9%
Vasiriki Abou Diaby………………….83,5%
Emmanuel Eboue………………….82,6%
Theo Walcott………………….83,8%
Kieran Gibbs………………….85,2%
Aaron Ramsey………………….84,2%
Amaury Bischoff………………….92,6%
Fran Merida………………….90,5%
Jack Wilshere………………….71,4%
Mark Randall………………….83,3%
Emmanuel Frimpong………………….N/A
Francis Coquelin………………….N/A
Tomas Rosicky………………….N/A
Herschel Sanchez Watt………………….N/A
Conor Henderson………………….N/A
James Dunne………………….N/A
Forward
Nicklas Bendtner………………….69,1%
Emmanuel Adebayor………………….83,4%
Robin van Persie………………….83,1%
Andrey Arshavin………………….76,6%
Carlos Vela………………….83,3%
Rhys Murphy………………….N/A
Eduardo da Silva………………….N/A
Luke Freeman………………….N/A
A you dig up stats to back your arguments up all the time you swine
and now they will prove your argument weak you dont want to play you mungler…i win then 
Ade vs Bendtner..?? My moneys on Nik. I think that technique wise he’s a better player. I’ve seen Nik do some cute stuff that tells me he understands the game way better than AdeNuff does.
Every single thing that AdeNuff does well, he does by instinct alone…he’s clearly not very bright and his offside count alone reflects that.
And once you start comparing attitudes…well…
As the old gag goes Nick “It feels like déjà-vu all over again”. Maybe we should just take Noel Edmonds advice and go for (player)swaps only. We know what a tight wad Wenger is with sales proceeds. For example:
Fish head – for Chiellini
Diaby – for Inler/Cana
Adebarndoor – for De La Red
A its on telegraph’s arsenal page. scroll down the page and u would see the table under player profiles
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/leagues/premierleague/arsenal/
sharky im with you for sure
the news just keeps getting better and better fabianski signs a new deal wow great news
Nick – we had a mid season spell where RVP single handedly kept us on Villa’s tails.
Ps. No stats from me – can’t be arsed to find any
Sharkey i would rather have none of them but if i had to choose Ade. I see no future in Bendtner
I think i would play eboue as a forward over bendtner
Ade is better than Bendtner, Bendtner will be better than Ade, neither are good enough to lead the line for us.
Ade’s offsides are fucking annoying though that is why we need to ensure we replace him when we sell him. bendtner can enjoy Carling cup action and some off the bench action in europe and in the league.
pay gallas upfront with bendtner as a new c.b
WHO’S IDEA WAS TO MAKE FRIDAY JOKE DAY
i think it maybe offensive to children,ladies and the elderly
sharky im not knocking RVP as a great player but when he plays, his out a lot and is bitching about More money in his new contract. for the amount he played in the last contract to what he got paid he must be one of the highest payed per game imo.25mil is a lot for him and i would cash in if he dont sign at the level we want him to.
Peace & Love
Your are in fine fake optimistic mood this Friday BBK
A and re ur belief that Cris Ronaldo is a bad passer, he attempted 1232 passes and completed 81.0% of them.
Q. What is the new gay website address?
A. c : enter ### (see colon enter pound pound pound).
LA hahahaha
depends on who we do actually sell and who comes in.. i would at least keep gallas and rvp…
toure and ade ok to sell.. also keeping in mind that these two could be gone a while for the ANC.
are you talking about david villa? no chance in hell.. he will at least be 40 mill.
Lazer, it does not work!
Q. How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass?
A. Very satisfying.
Q. Did you hear about the 150 lb. man who had 75 lb. testicles?
A. He was half nuts!!!
welshman would have liked it more
LAzer is the new joke king. DDM uve been stuffed
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mom.
Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his ass.
Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
Q: What’s the difference between love, true love and showing off?
A: Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
lazer that archaeologist dug up the joke book most of these are from winning is knowing when to stop dude the crown is slipping
Q: Why do women have vaginas?
A: So men will talk to them.
take it back mexico one was funny
Q: Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A: A different bar.
Alright alright…I’ll give it a go later. Wanna keep the crown.
one more..
Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
A: They named him Sum Ting Wong.
finale
Q: Why aren’t there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A: Because they’re not going to work in the future, either.
LAzer….sum ting wong….hahaha
learn to speak chinese:
I think you need a face lift ……….. Chin Tu Fat
1) That’s not right ………………….. Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?…………. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP………………………….. *** Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ……………………… Dum ***
5) Small Horse ……………………. Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? ………… Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table …….. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
9) It’s very dark in here …………….. Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ……….. Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone ……………. No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week … Wai Yu *** Nao
13) Staying out of sight ……………. Lei Ying Lo
14) He’s cleaning his automobile ………. Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive ……….. Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great ……………………………. Fa Kin Su Pah
Did you hear Michael Jackosn has been diagnosed with Skin Cancer?
Altogether now….Dont blame it on the sunshine!
Nick you swine…I was gonna post that.
HAve you got the Chine menu ???
.69 = two can chew
cant remember any others
Nick 16.16..fair play, I can’t argue with most of that.
hahaha gambon
wardo see it earlier and thought it might get me lynched but after lazer’s went down well thought fuck it
No.7 cracked me up Nick. Forgot bout that one
no.16 was the one for me “fa kin su pah” imo
Nick – you racist
feck off paddy
Why do so many chinese live in harrow?
When they came to london the said harrow driver.
What time is it when a chinaman has a toothache?
2:30
And his brother
2:32
Spud
Emmmanuel fa kin su pah Adebayor, has a certain ring to it
Emmanuel fa kin su pah fa be en off side Adebayor
irish
you know im jocking wid ya
Kelsay adebayor signed for ac in world record deal has better ring
And I too am joking with you Nick ……… or am I
yer ya are……better be
stu not been on much since you meet him
corrupted his innocence the rumour reckons
I had nothing to do with it – I’d ask Franchise about Stu.
Innocence key word there Nick
I’m never suggest anything Nick ………. overtly
no messing have you ever met stu you live near each other dont ya,thought being student types you would go to the same places,the dole office, park for drinks ect
Nope, he’s from the city I’m from the rural area so we aren’t that near.
Don’t think he does pubs much.
Arsenal have agreed to sign FC Zurich starlet Martin Angha in January 2010, according to reports.
According to 20 Minuten, Arsenal first made contact with the 15-year-old defender in 2007 after he impressed scouts during a football tournament in London.
At the time, Angha said: “I trained there once with the under-19 side. On the very first day, the coach said that they would be very happy to sign me.
“I feel very strongly about FC Zurich and, therefore, would not even consider joining another club in Switzerland.
“But if I could join my dream club – Arsenal – then that is something else.”
A transfer is now due to take place in January when the player becomes 16 and Angha says he is happy to have some more time to get ready for the switch.
“This gives me enough time to really prepare myself,” he said.
Good to add some experience to the backline.
irish see ya tommorow
Arsenal have agreed to sign FC Zurich starlet Martin Angha in January 2010, according to reports.
According to 20 Minuten, Arsenal first made contact with the 15-year-old defender in 2007 after he impressed scouts during a football tournament in London.
At the time, Angha said: “I trained there once with the under-19 side. On the very first day, the coach said that they would be very happy to sign me.
“I feel very strongly about FC Zurich and, therefore, would not even consider joining another club in Switzerland.
“But if I could join my dream club – Arsenal – then that is something else.”
A transfer is now due to take place in January when the player becomes 16 and Angha says he is happy to have some more time to get ready for the switch.
“This gives me enough time to really prepare myself,” he said.
all our problems are solved!!!
Laters Nick
Guys that story is at least two weeks old and I told Setanta as such too. It was on the Youth blogs.
Nick,
that’s the best joke of the day, that we might actually sign someone.