So there I was Monday night and hadn’t seen my beloved Arsenal in action for 10 days, so I was getting my fix by watching ‘Arsenal legends’ on Arsenal TV, no big deal, it was Malcolm MacDonald and it showed how he was signed by Dennis Hill-Wood in 1976 (I think) – it went through his career where he scored over 40 goals in 80 games, then came the commercial break and up pops Dave, with his frozen peas, what? It was the commercial that Arsenal run trying to get you to use their banking system for tickets when you yourself can’t go.
He had what we all dream off, he was shopping in a supermarket, I guess it was one of Stans and he was transported from the aisles of the shop to the terraces of the Grove, then when he realises where he now was, began cheering like a banshee and waving his frozen peas around, I know we are not allowed flags, but judging by this amazing commercial, we are allowed to wave around frozen peas.
Then Samir Nasri scored (against West Brom) and he (Dave) and the rest of the crowd went ballistic. All good fun you think? No, what I noticed was through the whole commercial, the entire section were standing up, not just for the goal, but for the whole ad, yes standing up, where the hell were the stewards? And where in the ground was this? So when I said terraces, I meant seats, they just looked like terraces, because no-one was sitting down.
So unless it was a complete howler, did the powers that be think the unthinkable? That there is more atmosphere when people stand up? Was it because if the crowd were sitting and politely clapping it would have looked and sounded crap?
Dave you are a hypocrite, you were breaking the Arsenal stewarding rules, waving a pea flag and standing up. I don’t think I can go anymore if this sort of bad behaviour is condoned, I mean it’s downright dangerous, what are they thinking? what about crowd safety and the fact these people are spoiling everyone else’s enjoyment with their riotous behaviour.
Shame on you Arsenal, is this a case of wanting your cake and in fact eating it?
Then I studied all their commercials and all of them show the crowd on their feet cheering, how bizarre. Not a one where people are sitting.
Other news is that Stan just bought 5000 of Danny’s shares, if he wanted 5000 more shares would it not have made sense to buy Nina’s and take them out of circulation? Will somebody explain the logic of that transaction to me?
Anyway I’m thinking of taking copius amounts of frozen peas with me to the next home game and a video clip of the ad to show to the stewards and saying that Arsenal advertise this kind of yobbish behaviour, so it’s okay for me to do it, after all, if Dave can do it, why the hell can’t the rest of us, and given our next away kit will be green, frozen peas seem like the order of the day.
Feel free anyone from Arsenal to comment on my observations if you would, nay, if you can.
The liars from Hull city have now entered their evidence against Cesc, so let’s hope that after looking at this stuff, 5 minutes later they will diss it for the shit it really is and apologise to our great captain.
I think the least that should happen is to dock them 3 points and relegate them.
Have a great day Grovers and don’t forget to bring your frozen vegetables to the next home game, Arsenal encourage it, but mind where you wave them, they can be dangerous and there are a lot of meat eaters out there that could take offence, and we don’t want that, do we…
hopefully sooner rather then later g.m otherwise i might end up in a mad house
How old are you bbk? We went 17 years without the league.
wow a that is a bold,bold statement say we end up with nothing what would you say about that????
im 24 g.m im glad i werent alive for that jeeeez
its wengers fault he raised the bar and expectation levels,now for the past 4 years he has let us down thats is fucked don’t you agree
You wouldn’t have made it BBK. You’ve had a good ride so far (apart from the last 4 years) Personally I think Wenger is going to prove a lot of people wrong.
i really hope so g.m
BBK it’s common knowledge that Wenger is on a crusade to win the league on the cheap (so to speak) If it is only about star players and money then we are fucked because City will piss on everyone.
i don’t think you can get away with doin it on the cheap anymore g.m times have changed
buisness end of the season we will know more about the question marked players by the end of the season
but next season we cant let this sort of thing happen again, just need that quality centre back and a defensive midfielder strong and tenacious..
Also if Cesc and Rosicky were fit we wouldn’t be watching Denilsong every game
rosicky’s done i.m.o he might aswell hang up the boots i don’t think he will come back the same player
That’s possible bbk. I hope you’re wrong though. The doctors say he’s better. He doesn’t rely on speed so it won’t be like shearer or owen. Also Eduardo looks ok
thats what i mean we need better in reserve, then what the likes of denilsong have got to offer, we know this team are a team full of injury pone players and when the key people are out adequate cover to keep us at the top and not scrapeing for 4th place with aston fucking villa
BREAKING NEWS
Shearer to manage Newcastle till end of the season.
fuck offff no way lollllllllllllllllll
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/
we fucked it at the beginning of the season when Cesc was playing though. We’ve been improving since he’s been out.
bbk we are now fighting the chavs for 3rd
I hate shearer the dirty cunt
ha ha that is comical even big al wont save em
hope they beat chelsea then
all over sky news
g.m the run in is going to be very hard for this squad to overcome i just fear with playing man u,liver and chelsea might be a bit too much and 4th place will be missed out on
just watching sky them geordies create too much false hope they think just cos someones toon through and through everythings gonna be ok
just look at the keegan fiasco
if we win on saturday BBk and utd win then i think we will be ok!
I think he’ll save em, and got those muthers at Hull sent down
I’m not worried about the mancs or chavs but Liverpool are on a roll and I think they are going to be champions.
maybe kirby but we still have to go to o.t and anfield the chavs at home we could easily lose all 3 of them villa got a decent run in we have the harder fixtures
lol shearer, absolutely brilliant. One of the few appointments that could have made things worse for them!
I think villa will get point on Sunday
nah i cant see liverpool winnning the league man u for sure won’t slip up again i.m.o
villa got smacked at anfield i can’t seethem getting nothing at o.t
Shearer news only broke within the last hour, prepare for Geordie hype media meltdown all day tommorow.
bbk of course we could lose all 3 of them we could also win all 3. We’ve played them all and not lost yet.
ok we beat the chavs at the bridge we beat man u at home and got a draw with liverpool now we play the 2 out of the 3 away which will be more diffucult
yeah i suppose we have a hard run in but if we go six points clear better goal difference we should make it i dont think we will lose all 3 of the top four games and i also think villa will draw and lose to others
but you are right we wont win the league unless we improve the squad!
BBK The mancs can’t score at the moment and o’neill will go to defend for fear of another pasting. Rooney, Vidic and gingernut are all supended. They will also be second if the bindippers beat Fulham adn the pressure will be on.
I’m off to watch tv. see you later. Cheer up BBK.
but that is what has made fergie so succesfull them cunts thrive on the pressure that’s why they have been there for so long
see ya g.m take care fella
Geoff – I have been standing every minute of every game at the Grove since August 2007.
My seats are in the NW corner – at the back of the lower tier and we have never sat down during a game in this period.
This is due to resistance to the stewards from all the rows in front of us.
There is standing at the Grove – you just have to have combined resistance – and if the stewards tell you to sit down then stand up again.
The difference is where I sit people want to stand up – in club level many people don’t – if you want to stand then get your ticket moved.
The stewards try half heartedly to get us to sit down – but they often just give up.
Funny on here tonight. BBK saying we are total shit and wont win another game under Wenger with our shit squad of useless cunts, when the reality is we will cane Chelsea, Man u and Liverpool (going to be the game of the season by the way) in the league and we will definitely beat at least one, possibly two of them on our journey to FA cup victory and possibly two of them on our way to winning the champions league.
For those that care, Arsenal Vs. Everton FA Cup Final Arsenal win 2-1. Arsenal Vs. Bayern Munich, Champions League Final, Arsenal win 3-1 after going 1 nil down late in the first half.
James good luck mate, me and my lot just get threatened with the police everytime.
You’re lucky, enjoy, perhaps we should get our seats changed and come and sit with you!
Morning Geoff – do you want to swap seats with me?
Breaking News: Henry signs for Spurs.
saw that one Goonerman, £60m wasn’t it. The funniest part was with Bent and Pavlyuchenko going the other way to Barca!
Morning Peaches, where are you and how much are they?
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5 fooking hundred, chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamon!
Ha Ha Ha, a very poooooooooooer April 1st jolly jape!
Left foot, right foot, header, in the onion bag, an early morning hat trick……..
Has everyone gone back to bed through lack of interest……or has someone just done a trouser cough????
Morning DDM
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Hey Raddy, how’s it hanging fella?
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Slightly to the right DDM. And you?
morning all
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