Okay let’s start by putting the story of Cesc leaving if Wenger goes to bed. Arsene says he’s going nowhere and Cesc should still be here in 10 years, on that note I will bury the story, well done boss for coming out so quickly to stop this scandal screwing over our season.
Our kids beat the spuds kids in the quarter finals of the FA Youth cup at Shite Hart lane last night, we were by far the better side and they scored against the run of play but resilience and talented young players overcame the dark side of football to beat them 3-1 in normal time, well done those kids, fantastic display and what talent on show, how does Song get in our side when we have real exceptional talent in the squad? It’s beyond me that’s for sure, oh I forgot, some of the are English. Just kidding!
Arsene welcomes back Eduardo and Theo this weekend, Fabianski will be in goal but I expect a strong side, the boss says the best way to beat Roma is to beat Burnley, that winning games, wins games, he will not be repeating the mistakes of last year when we fielded a weakened side against the Mancs in the FA cup at Old Trafford, that result affected our confidence and the season collapsed.
So a win on Sunday should set the confidence soaring and that means a win on Wednesday and into the quarter finals against Liverpool and vengeance for last year and the cheating ref.
At least we’ll get to see Arshavin on Sunday and at least he’ll get a rest midweek, I so wish we had bought him in the summer, he’s fitted in straight away instead of taking the usual first season bedding in period and he wouldn’t be cup tied.
Still at the business end of the season which is coming up fast, we’ll have all of our long term injured players back and that should help push us over the line, in theory we could end end winning the Champions league and the FA Cup and finish second in the premiership, so if that happened we wouldn’t see the season as a disaster would we? And it could happen, imagine that!
And not forgetting we could also win the FA Youth cup, so that would be an unprecedented treble, no one has ever done that have they?
Have a great day Grovers, we have something to celebrate today, we beat the spuds on their own shitty little patch and we did it in style, good going kids, go all the way and win us a trophy!
Our first in 4 years and believe me, it would be very welcome.
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Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty scousers showed up.
Never having seen anyone from Liverpool at heaven’s door, Saint Peter said he would have to check with God.
After hearing the news, God instructed him to admit the ten most virtuous from the group.
A few minutes later, Saint Peter returned to God breathless and said, “They’re gone!”
“What? All of the Scousers are gone?” asked God.
“No!” replied Saint Peter. “The Pearly Gates!”
lol DDM you get 1st and 2nd prize
hahahahahah
Hello Grovers and BIG shout goes to the Yooooffff Team and an even BIGGER SHOUT goes out to Gael Clichy the engine on the left for coming out and showing his class. I was commenting yesterday on the shit players come out and say and obviously my man Gael reads Le Grove. Well done Clichy!!!!
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking out of the delivery room after his wife gives birth to their son.
Michael says, “How long before we can have sex?”
The doctor replies, “At least wait until he’s walking.”!!!!!!
A woman is shopping in the local supermarket. She selects some milk, some eggs, a carton of juice, and a package of bacon. As she unloads her items at the cash register to pay, a man standing behind her in line watches her place the four items on the belt and states with assurance, “You must be single.”
The woman looks at the four items on the belt, and seeing nothing unusual about her selection says, “That’s right. How on earth did you know.”
He replies, “Because you’re fucking ugly!”
what does a hooker and this sites jokes have in common?they both suck!
DDM I have to give it to you, and the sicker the joke the better, and I loved the one about the boxer… still laughing
Cor nick you grumpy git
Always a pleasure, never a chore, Inside
Johnny, George, and Bert were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fence with its hind end up in the air.
Bert said, “I wish that was Sharon Stone.”
George echoed, “I wish it was Demi Moore.”
Little Johnny sighed, “I wish it was dark . . . “
Bungee jumping is like getting a blowjob off a granny, It feels great but for christs sake don’t look down.
OK Munglers, i’m outta here, off in search of the ever elusive Peroni, Chamon!
later DDM
What’s slimy cold long and smells like pork
Kermit the frogs finger
Little Johnny goes to his father and asks, “Dad, is god a man or a woman?”
His Dad replies, “Johnny, both. God is both.”
Johnny asks, “Dad, is god black or white?’
His Dad says, “Both. God is both.”
Ok, then Johnny asks, “Dad, is Michael Jackson God?”
i am out also
pub time
bloody hell are they that bad?
DDM
Give the fans a top four finish AND The FA Cup, and then you might be able to consider this season a success, the only problem with that happening will be the continued inclusion of planks like Song and Eboue in the team…….
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Yes i would rather see a bit of ‘hard love’ when it comes to wenger seeing the failings of certain ‘PLANK’ players this season, id rather he get with the program and bang this team into a bunch of WINNERS, as against snag a FA cup and gloat on about it like the holy grail .. only to repeat the same mistakes again next season ….
we have been trophyless for 4 years now ..
the odds are getting more trophyless
every year that follows so what are the odds
on a turn around ????
is trophyless a word
?
ethan everybodys gone down the pub work shy mo fo’s
I’m jealous, it’s only 11:25 here, still at work for a while.
Ooooooo, unlucky Trinidad. On the upside though, you must have only just started whereas we have all been at it for about 7 hours, posting on here i mean
hour and counting Trinidad
Nick that is harsh, i am off in a min! It’s Friday fella, slip out the fire exit, no-one will notice!!
They will or i would
SPUNK!!!!
I’m off. See you guys and gals at the S+B.
Clacko, I’ve been here for … 4 1/2 hours .. I usually spend 10 hours at work .. it’s Friday though so i’ll sneak out early
Im off as well, see you nick
Nice fellas have a good one
See ya guys, Trinidad, that is harsh my friend but hope ya have a good Friday all the same!!
Hows the weather out there??
Right i am off too now guys, need to get to the pub before my pint is warm
Take it easy guys and hopefully next time we speak we will be through in the FA Cup!!!
im gone solid gone,see yale later
all – have good evening…..I’m off now.
had enough of work this week – its been shite. Completely got in the way of my blogging.
in case anyone is still there and bored…
http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodisplay/2148176/
nick, Downham eh? no wonder you stay in blogging all day!!
DDM, you live on Beckenham lane? I used to live in Bromley.
Most of my mates live round there, though I live towards addiscombe.
Pedro have e mailed you regards spare ticket
Oi Oi Gazzap – Just off of Beckenham Lane fella…..
I know Addiscombe quite well too……
Peronie rools by the way
Cheers Paul, I’ve stuck it up!
DDM, you popping down the S+B tomorrow for a couple?
I would go for a hatrick, but it is so quiet on here toady, it would be worthless. A bit like Wrighty’s against San Marino
Cheers for ending my blog fart Raddy, that was getting embarrassing!
So… what are you thoughts on Sunday? Would you play the returning superstars… or stick with the team that beat WBA?
NO way Pedro. I would rest, Sagna, Clichy, Nasri, Kolo, JD, Denilson, Beachbum, etc etc
In fact this would be my team
- – - – – Fab – - – -
EE- – - Song – JD – - Gibbs
Theo – Ramsey – Diaby/Merida – - AA
—– Eduardo/Nik – Vela – -
Bench. Denilson, Kolo, RvP, Sagna, Mannone, JW
Let’s play without fear and tear the a new A-hole
Oh and you will be a lonely man at the S+B if you go tomorrow Pedro. ……
haha, no one wants to drink with me!
Merida in the middle eh?
Would you risk Theo?
Did you see the youth match last night? What’s this Frimpong guy like?
Frimpong is as hard as.Shoots from anywhere but not too accurate
“I signed a new contract last summer and six years I have been here, and even if this year has been difficult the fans have been behind us,”
See… players can’t hear us giving them shit! haha!
Is he fast?
Not as fast as Song who has been coaching Theo on his speed training
Allgooneredup has disappeared?
Well Paul, I’m not surprised… I heard Song was giving Usain Bolt pointers the other week.
Ive watched Arsenal since the sixties.cant remember anyone as slow as Song,any offers
I used to think women footballers were ugly til i saw our goalie Emma Byrne
Paul – So did I; I am thinking of someone slower
Errrr… I don’t know?
How can you tell Song is slow… he never breaks out of a brisk walk?
Cygan… now he was slow.
Cygan is a good one. But I reckon Seaman
Got it…
Slowest Arsenal player ever…
DAVOR SUKER!
I was going to mention Suker
What scares me is that we brought Suker on the strength of his performance in the Euros…………..Arshavin?
We bought Suker to appease the fans while we tried to buy Thierry!
We had bigger expectations of Suker than Thierry how wrong were we.Suker had just won the Golden Boot
Trying to think if Brendan Batson was slow i know he had a big Arse
We bought him the year after that I think… we didn’t get him hot off his world cup form… I think he had a crap season at Madrid before he left?
cygan that name i heard in while pwople run down players like delinson and song and evon senderos but he worst player i ever seen and will never undstand how lasted at arsenal as long as he did,gallas,dj,toure and sagna are all defending well but its time for clichy to snap out of this bad form he is in,its not just his crossing has been poore but he has made too many defensive mistakes,to be honest if silvestor was back fit i would play in champoins legue,he may not bomb foward but looks alot more solid at the back than him and less likely to make mistakes
The sidebar box shows Cesc and Rosicky both returning in time for the Newcastle game. Assuming the boss does not play them for two weeks, they will still be in ready in time for the CL quarter finals.
I can’t wait to see a midfield of Nasri, Cesc, Rosicky and Arshavin!!
pdt
it will be interesting to see where risisly plays wide or central but if defenders play as unit and defend the way they have been i not sure if we will need dm player
We didn’t buy Suker suckers, he came to us as part of the Anelka deal, we knew he was at the end of his career, but he was one of the worlds best, well in his day.
blimey Geoff, u were up early…
Morning all,
Geoff, that’s got to be Le Groves record blog fart there!
Pedro – I admire your dedication to the cause.
I couldn’t sleep either.
Morning all,
Cunt of the week,not for the first time Cashley Cole,but don’t think his wife is squeaky clean.She and the other members of Girls Aloud were spotted at Sandown Park Racecourse for some function,all sniffing coke in the ladies.
Morning Pedro, the comment before Geoff surely has to be the biggest blog fart ever?
Goonerman, I stayed in last night and I was up at 7! The shame of it…
Kelsey, they are all bang on it. I thought his wife was against it because her mate died of an overdose of heroin? Mind you, I thought Lineker was faithful, Ramsey was a family man and Ian Wright was an Arsenal supporter!
Shows what I know…
Benno, good point.
I think people are still trying to google our new player ‘risisly’.
I can’t find him anywhere?
i think someone did some blogging after a few too many bevvies
I don’t trust Ian Wright at all. He is one two faced thicko.
ahaha it gets even better, just read about Defoe being charged for driving offences.
GM, he might well be thick, but he damn well knew where the back of the net was, maybe he could give RVP and ADE some pointers
There is an ever growing list of scumbag professional footballers in the PL,we all know who they are,and most are british.the continental players seem to keep out of the limelight,especially the europeans.Not meant as a generalisation,but are the english players ambassadors for their country ?
Oh right Benno, so we didn’t get a new player on a free?
Goonerman, it’s a shame… but the guy has to make a living… so I guess he has to be controversial!
An Arsenal hating legend… what could sell more papers?
When you listen to him on his radio show he always back tracks on what he says… I wonder how much of what is printed is actually said?
He’s not the most intelligent of men,talkshite was made for him.
Oh by the way,peaches’s grandmother is 100 tomorrow,worth a mention,me thinks.
That’s true… I tell you who I do think is intelligent… Jason Cundy (Spelling?).
I like listening to him… he’s very logical and wont be led round the houses like most of the other ex pros.
Ronnie Irani… waste of air space… the guy hasn’t a clue. Not funny, ill-informed and about as interesting as an Ashley Cole autobiography.
100? That is impressive!
100, thats a top effort!
Irani, brings back bad memories of Essex forever being crap at cricket…
He is just very boring… like meeting your girlfriends boring brother you have to be nice to.
Alan Brazil is ok… and Mike Parry is ok if you listen to him knowing he is on a wind up.
I think most English players like pubs, clubs and the women who hang around, they become easy targets for The Sun. They are familiar with London and the culture. Try analysing the lives of Collymore, Wright, Cole etc.
Wright pretends he is Arsenal thru and thru but he ain’t. I think he and AW don’t really see eye to eye. Just my personal view. I think it dates back to the Arsenal v Newcastle cup final when Wrighty was a sub and didn’t come on.
Goonerman,
wright got the needle to a.w. because he wouldn’t sign shaun,after going to highbury a couple of times,and that city wanted too much for him,i think it was 24 million,and a.w. didn’t think he was worth it.
Pedro,don’t know much about Jason Cundy,excepet a few weeks ago he was on t.v. in one of those buying a home abroad programmes,and he was looking at a villa for over a million quid in the south of france,and he drove a hard bargain.
Kelsey, Wrighty doesn’t like Wenger because he didn’t bring him on for his last cup final in 98.
kelsey – yep, Wrighty was more than happy that SWP went to Chelsea. And, look what happened to him there.
Goonerman,
I see loads of them over here,they all have homes in marbella,and most behave like arseholes in public.cashley had his stag night here,went on for a week and the police were called for unsavioury behaviour.
Pedro,
well that are 2 good reasons then.
Mike Parry is a bit of a plonker he once was talking about Ramos,when he was at spurs,and referred to his 18 month spell at Marbella FC when he meant Malaga.
I remember it well, the sun was shining, we were winning 2-0, I was standing there with my wife and 2 boys (how on earth did I get 4 tickets)on the verge of doing the Double, Double, Double…….. and Wrighty wanted to come on. He was running up and down the Wembley pitch but Wenger said NO.
kelsey – I don’t begrudge anyone having a party and big drink up but this binge drinking lark going on all week I don’t understand.
Ooops ‘he was running up and down the side of Wembley pitch but Wenger said NO.’
NEW POST!
is it just me or had Walcott seriously bulked up? Looks like he’s been hittin the gym big time (in a non-gay way I mean)