Okay let’s start by putting the story of Cesc leaving if Wenger goes to bed. Arsene says he’s going nowhere and Cesc should still be here in 10 years, on that note I will bury the story, well done boss for coming out so quickly to stop this scandal screwing over our season.
Our kids beat the spuds kids in the quarter finals of the FA Youth cup at Shite Hart lane last night, we were by far the better side and they scored against the run of play but resilience and talented young players overcame the dark side of football to beat them 3-1 in normal time, well done those kids, fantastic display and what talent on show, how does Song get in our side when we have real exceptional talent in the squad? It’s beyond me that’s for sure, oh I forgot, some of the are English. Just kidding!
Arsene welcomes back Eduardo and Theo this weekend, Fabianski will be in goal but I expect a strong side, the boss says the best way to beat Roma is to beat Burnley, that winning games, wins games, he will not be repeating the mistakes of last year when we fielded a weakened side against the Mancs in the FA cup at Old Trafford, that result affected our confidence and the season collapsed.
So a win on Sunday should set the confidence soaring and that means a win on Wednesday and into the quarter finals against Liverpool and vengeance for last year and the cheating ref.
At least we’ll get to see Arshavin on Sunday and at least he’ll get a rest midweek, I so wish we had bought him in the summer, he’s fitted in straight away instead of taking the usual first season bedding in period and he wouldn’t be cup tied.
Still at the business end of the season which is coming up fast, we’ll have all of our long term injured players back and that should help push us over the line, in theory we could end end winning the Champions league and the FA Cup and finish second in the premiership, so if that happened we wouldn’t see the season as a disaster would we? And it could happen, imagine that!
And not forgetting we could also win the FA Youth cup, so that would be an unprecedented treble, no one has ever done that have they?
Have a great day Grovers, we have something to celebrate today, we beat the spuds on their own shitty little patch and we did it in style, good going kids, go all the way and win us a trophy!
Our first in 4 years and believe me, it would be very welcome.
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Pedro
Geoff
1-0 then they fucked it up
second?
and they fucked it up
Roma is on Wednesday, Geoff
last night’s goals
http://videos.sapo.pt/EQsWBqnJk38qPc78nA44
3?
3 little piggies!
BONJOUR!! its been a while
Habari yenu asubuhi ya leo.
Morning All,
What a night for the youth team, what a display – ther’s some good stuff coming through for sure, great finish for the 3rd
Morning all!
Does anyone else think that Nigel Winterbum was being diplomatic last night after the match interview when he said something like it was a 50/50 game. I thought we were all over them like a rash with the yids counter-attacking occasionally. He did have Sherwood standing next to him though when interviewed!!!
I thought ours kids skill level was superb.
morning all, good post Geoff…..
Rico, yeah that third goal was awesome. I saw the game and we were much better than them…..who scored our thrid?? I was pretty pissed by that point.
lucky 13th!!!
Yo arsenalized, mzuri sana. Na wewe?
ok so maybe not.
Murphy scored the third.
Yes, Murphy, not bad on his return from injury Wardo, lets hope Ade was watching
Loved the i/v with Bould – bless him, grinning from ear to ear. What a star that man is, he loves stuffing the spuds
I know potatoes have ‘eyes’ but i have never seen one cry like last night
that was a great and exciting match to watch.
JET is a big lad, came across well in his i/v too… Star for the future ??
Love to see Cashley in trouble, I’m so glad he pissed off…Morning all.
I don’t care if it’s under 5′s if we beat the yids, it’s all pleasure
That’s great. Always nice to fuck those tossers over regardless of the competition.
Denilson:ha ha Naona waelewa lugha yetu.uko nchi gani sasa hivi.
Mornin all.
Good news on the kids, at least one of our teams beat them this season
Good shout about the champs league too, if we get past Roma we will have our ‘New Signings’ coming into the team and that could well push us on at the time we need it most!
P.S Cashley hahahahahaha What a twat!!
A fighter was taking a terrific beating. When the bell rang, he staggered to his corner. His manager said, “Let him hit you with his left for awhile. Your face is crooked.”
JET is tha man
I like the Villa Clock, nice way to check on who the fuckers will be droping points to, well done Pedro.
I would have any of those kids over Song, they are far better all ready. Morning all!
Yes nice touch with the villa Pedro.
Arsenalized nipo South Africa man!
the scary part is villa have nothing else to play for till the rest of the season.
Villa are playing who this wkend.
Morning all
Love the Villa watch – I hope they’re worried
Yeah, well done Pedro.
Geoff, watching the game last night I just knew you’d be going on about Song this morning
Although, I must have thought the same.
They are in Dubai arsenalised.
By Myles
May will be a big month for Arsene Wenger.
That’s when the prizes are handed out and fourth place is one prize his club needs.
Chelsea, Manchester United and Stoke could work out for him.
His last three games are Chelsea at home, Man United away, Stoke at home.
By then the title race should be over. United should have wrapped it up.
And Stoke could already be relegated.
After Burnley, there are 10 more weekends of Premier League football.
I wish we were closer to the end than that, a lot closer.
I’ve had as much as I can take from the Arsenal players.
Carlos Vela : I’ve improved this season.
What?
Eboue: I’ve improved the this season.
Whaaat?
Bendtner : Why I wear my pink boots.
Is that all you can talk about?
A dazzling gem from Adebayor : If I don’t score another goal, and we win something, I’ve had a good season.
A STRIKER SAID THAT IN FEBRUARY !
THAT’S AMAZING.
He actually said that on Arsenal TV when admitting it was unlikely he could score 30 goals, as he did last season.
His last league goal was against Middlesbrough on December 13 !!
Adebayor said, “I have 12 already but to score another 18 now would not be easy. But I don’t care if I stop on 12 goals if we win something with the club.” He also said, “I am getting assists now too and getting closer to being a complete footballer. I can score with my left, score with my right and score with my head too.”
By thinking like that, Adebayor is further away from being a complete footballer that he was before he said that. But the whole idea is beyond ridiculous.
To use the words “Adebayor” and “complete footballer” in the same sentence is an insult to the history of the world’s greatest game, and an insult to football fans on every continent.
It’s interesting that Adebayor has a “hamstring” and will miss the Roma game.
Ade was given an alleged £ 80,000 a week contract but he lost his temper with an abusive Gooner at Lagos airport and told the guy, a paramedic, that he’s really on £110,000 a week.
After games Adebayor is surrounded by a big gang of bling-covered Nigerian buddies. Remember, when Wenger signed him he was at the bench in Monaco for disciplinary reasons, not footballing reasons. He has his hair done at Sweeter Touch in Neasden Lane, where he is the star customer. The hairdresser, a Nigerian, is one of his best mates. The shop, I’m told by one regular, is plastered with signed photos of the Arsenal star, who is the current African Footballer of the Year. The hairdresser goes to parties at Ade’s house and says Ade loves to party. When Ade first came to London his neighbours complained about loud music coming from his house. They got so angry they got up a petition. That was all hushed up by a solicitor and never got in the papers.
Now Arsenal are playing quite solidly without him. Arshavin is making clever short passes, Bendtner is scoring goals as well as missing them, Nasri is mobile and sharp in their short-passing game, Walcott and Eduardo are coming back, Fabregas too. Arshavin had a couple of shots in the second half at West Brom, when Arsenal were leading 3-1, and looks as if he might score his first goal soon. The Arsenal style is now a Nasri-Arshavin style, and Eduardo and Walcott will fit into that.
All along, even before Arshavin signed, I thought his precise style would blend with every Arsenal player except Adebayor. What I’ve seen against Sunderland, Fulham and West Brom confirms that view.
So I’ve now started to wonder : is Adebayor really injured?
Will he play for Arsenal again?
I suppose he will.
But it would be marvellous if he didn’t.
We shall have to wait and see.
Maybe Wenger doesn’t fancy him any more.
morning all, always nice to see us stuff that lot!!
Denilson:nakuja huko mwaka ujao kuona mpira and since i know we wont quallify i’ll just see a few games and experience a world cup.u live in which city?
Steve have u still got that ticket????
Got that right Steve!
Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll become a hooker.
She’s not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. If you got a question, I’ll be parked around the corner.”
She’s standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, “How much?” She says, “A hundred dollars.”
He says, “All I got is thirty”. She says, “Hold on,” and runs back to Harry and asks, “What can he get for thirty?”
“A hand job”, Harry reply.
She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollar is a hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips his pants, and out pops his HUGE cock ……
She stares at it for a minute, and then says, “I’ll be right back.” She runs back to Harry, and asks, “Can you loan this guy seventy bucks?
Steve:Wtf are they doing in dubai?am watching tha sevens world cup and its a very interesting game,i didnt know one half lasts seven minutes
Atom lmao
morning all …
any truth in that paddy?
Karibu sana arsenalized. Woza 2010! I in Pretoria at the moment.
hahah morning AT.. a cracker!
Keep it coming AT!
Paddy:u hate ADE dont u?u r entitled to your opinion but that to me is jus rubbish why dont you say tha same about Rvp he hasnt exactly lit up the arsenal without his injuries.denilson is shit why not mention him,bendter ffs cannot even be excused,eboue is shit.all am saying is Ade’s play is important to tha team and this arsenal team is no where near last season’s so dont expect last seasons performances from any arsenal player nt Ade only.
Morning all…Sweet youth performance last night!!
Looking forward to a decent performance on Sunday as payback.
Paddy….let it all out mate…Ade upset you too?
massive well done to the youth last night. they played really well. I mean the defense were not great but the front 6 I thought looked very slick.
the trouble with the defenders is that they are more comfortable going forward than defending. Not sure why that theme runs right through the club. With Bould in charge I thought maybe defending might be an art form but it seems wengers finger prints are all over the youth team as well. at corners we looked very suspect indeed.
That Jay thomas is a beast – and what a shot he has on him. wilshere is class. Coquelin looks 21 to me (he is 17) – so much energy, Murphy’s shot was super clinical, Sunu and Frimpong played very professionally. All that without Lansbury, Barazite, Gibbs, Simpson and Nortdveit. some of those might be over age for the youth but you get the point – we have a lot of talent coming through. I really hope they get a fair crack of the whip in the reserves and eventually the first team.
Denilson:asante sana,kati ya jo’burg na capetown wapi kuzuri especially if you are going with a girlfriend.
No sorry Tom, Odub took it yesterday.
Pedro….love the villa watch.
Question to all……who will you be supporting when Aston Villa travel down to that shite hole next sunday?? Its a tough one……
Potentially, AV could lose their next three games……we must win our next three to ensure we are 6 points in front. Then I believe their confidence will drop
With so much talent coming thru, if I were Wenger I would stay at Arsenal for another 12 years!!
We all agree don’t we?
Publicly no-one Wardo. Privately the yids.
It’s at Villa Parkistan for your guide.
Wardo,
My reply to that is that i would like the game to be abandoned due to injuries
GM i dont know about that one. he can stay as long as he can turn all this potential into silverware. if he can get us to dominate the footie world for 12 years then why not….
When it’s replayed we would have already secured 4th
Cape Town hands down arsenalized.
A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar.
FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS OUR TEST!
So the guy asks the bartender what the test is. The Bartender replies “Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the whole thing at once and you can’t make a face while doing it. Second, there’s a ‘gator out back with a sore tooth…you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there’s a woman up-stairs who’s never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her.”
The guy says, “Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won’t do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there. Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, “Wherez zat teeqeelah?”
He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence.
The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body. “Now” he says “Where’s that woman with the sore tooth?”
another good thing is that villas next 4 games are on a sunday so that will add even more pressure (as long as afc do what they need to the day before)
Steve…..ha ha classic!! Had a few last night so it seems I can’t even read properly today. Villa at home, I fancy them to win it but, I’ll be hoping the yids get a draw at least….
Clacko……I hope its a draw and Young, Petrov and Abonglwhore gets injured. Oh…..and a big punch up with lots of suspensions would be good…
Villa’s away form is the best in the league Wardo. At home they struggle to finish games off.
wardo… villa… unfortunately spurs wont go down so they may as well help us along the way!!!
Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday.
His wife thinks he’s pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a localstrip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, ‘Hey, Bob! How ya doin?’
His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before.
‘Oh no,’ says Bob.’He’s in my bowling league .
When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he’d like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, ‘How did she know that you drink Budweiser?’
‘I recognize her, she’s the waitress from the golf club.
I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.’
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says,’Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?’
Bob’s wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab.
Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.
The cabby turns around and says,
‘Geez Bob, you picked up a real bitch this time.’
BOB’ s funeral will be on Friday .
Chozzer:ha ha LMAO classic.
Barcelona president Joan Laporta has declared their interest in Arsenal midfielder Cesc Fabregas.
Asked about the Gunners captain, a former Barca trainee, Laporta said: “Cesc was born and raised here with our players. He has Barca in his DNA and this I know is why he plays the way he does.
“We always go for victory, we have an idea of the aesthetics in football and that is a factor. Players like (Andres) Iniesta, Cesc, Xavi, (Sergio) Busquets, Bojan (Krkic) … all have this vision from home.”
Asked if Barca will try to bring back Cesc, Laporta added: “It will depend on the football staff here.”
did anyone see Frimpong’s tackling last night??? About 1000000000 times better than song. Amazing!!!
Excelled yourself there chozzer. Friday gold old bean.
Laporta can go fuck himself
Can we not talk about Barca or Laporta today please. He is a cunt and they are cunts. No more needs to be said.
Any one else having problems with the news now site today ?
Cocquelin looked good last night as did Frompong
the future’s bright the future Red and White
Big Dave-
i said that to GMR a couple weeks ago and he argued with me til he was blue in the face. Apparently coquelin cant play CM and Song is the best option we have. Well Frimpong was class last night and id rather see him in there than song!
Press release from Tottenham>At half time during our youth cup game with Arsenal our Marketing team had a meeting.It was decided that we would manufacture 50000 DVDS of the match with immediate effect.However due to late events and unforseen circumstances these DVDS are now surplus.They can be obtained from numerous skips placed on the Seven sisters road.
and coquelin played CM last night and played very well
AT – did you mean you’ll be s’poting the yids and not villa??
I heard Jay was superb too?
No player ratings for the young guns…
AT / Stev….your comments are bang on re Laporta!! to merge the comments……he is a Cnut who can go a fcuk himself !! perfect
wardo, dunno about ‘supporting’ but ill be hoping villa loose!! if i had my way they’d both get minus points for being cunts
Steve morning work interrupted last night by the time i came back you had fecked off home i worked in a sterling firm over blackfriars
Tom that would be fair and well said
Aussies pulling an amazing comeback against tha irish amazing stuff sevens is fun 2 watch
nick, hello mate. They are at Moorgate now. I speak to Shrek and Swampy round there. I guess when you were there Jim Brown and Cheerful. Also know Stuart England quite well. Funny enough I’m getting pissed with Swampy at 11.31.
Morning fellow Munglers…….
Laporta should fuck off a die of aids the arrogant cunt.
Hleb having problems settling in at Barca…..
My heart bleads for you, grass is allways greener, noe he is in love with Bayern well i never these players are so much up their own arses.
Morning all!
What has Laporta said? Does he need more players for his bench?
And, while i’m off on one, here’s one for all you Jade Goody fans…….
It has been announced that for her last wish, Jade Goody wants to be cremated and her ashes to be put into little velvet purses. Then everyone who attends her funeral can go home with a goody bag!!
ddm, unlike you to come in with something so mild and uncontroversial.
We’re not mentioning him Pedro. Only to say that he’s a cunt, who should fuck off and die. Preferably of aids. oh and he is arrogant.
It’s our site now, we’re policing it ourselves.
HAHAHA ddm, brilliant.
The future is always bright, has been since we won the Youth Cup in 2000 was it? Never see any of those players ever make it into our 1st team.
nice entrance DDM old boy!!
gotta love this kid….
Arsenal fullback Gael Clichy says he won’t seek an exit if they fail to qualify for the Champions League.
“I signed a new contract last summer and six years I have been here, and even if this year has been difficult the fans have been behind us,” he told Sky Sports News.
“I love Emirates, I love the club, and if I could be a Gooner for many years that would be my pleasure.”
steve whats the name of the firm?
Oi Oi Savaloi……..
Steve, how’s it hanging fella?
I thought i’d best remain THE calming influence of Le Grove today, in fact i am Le Calm……..
steve… the revolution has come!!
power to the people!
Tom, may I say thanks for restoring my faith in the football fraternity. Fucking love that lad. Funny enough, haven’t read it anywhere else. I guess it isn’t as interesting as making up shit stories about players wanting to fuck off.
Sterling brokers nick. I thought that’s where you were??
Chamon ATom, how ya doing fella??
It’s not hanging ddm. I have a hangover.
its from tribal football of all places but it deserves to be posted, especially hen every other fuckface web-site is still running the ‘cesc WILL quit if wenger does’ bullshit
DDM… goody bag… thats magic
Steve – Better to be a Euro broker fella…….
all good in the hood… and you sir?
Is that what you are ddm?
Are you launching a Cyber coup on Le Grove Steve?
Good Morning all-well after watching our youth side I must say they play more like the Arsenal than the seniors do at the moment. LJW, Jay T, Coquelin, Murphy, Sunu and Frimpong all impressed me. If they continue to develop then Arsenal’s future looks assured. Did anyone else notice that sour faced twunt (T Sherwood) at the end of the game, he looked totally dejected and tried to deflect away our youth’s victory.
Steve my friend, the best thing for a hangover is PERONI………
Nah, chill Pedro. You’re still Le-boss.
na cant remember the name of the firm all i can remember was a big loud fucker called grundy think he was the top boy was old then don’t know if you know him say some names of firms their office over looked st pauls
I’m going to get bolloxed today. 22 minutes and counting.
In fact i am bereft of Peroni, and in serious need, anyone near Cannon Street today????
Grundy works for RPMartins I believe.
They ship around more than footballers though.
I’m heading to the Flying Horse at Liverpool Street ddm. You are welcome to join me.
Steve – Nah mate, i work for Euroclear/Crest, Securities & Settlements, Bank of England stuff, but on the upside i do get paid in Euros……Chaaaaamon!
thats the one is that fucker still alive he looked about 40 10 years ago
Clichy is a legend. now why cant all players say stuff like that. its not hard is it?
steve how long you been doing it
nice, ddm. I’ve just traded a gbp cd so process it carefully you cunt.
You know, i didn’t know whether i should post this, but i thought fuck it!
David Cameron was having his roast dinner last night when he noticed that there was something missing, then he realised it was his cabbage!
Banking 18 years nick. Dealing 9 years.
DDM, your bang out of order, but I like it.lol
Steve – That means nowt to me fella, i’m on the IT Testing side o’ things…..
see u in hell DDM
Yeah definitely Martin brokers. Grundy retired a couple of years ago. Fucking lunatic.
Ahhh IT, the real money.
ATom – I am a Hall-Of-Famer there too fella
Martins was the name and fuck me they were stereo types of traders the guy that run it was about 23 and paid his mate to drive round his xk8,but was on call when ever he needed him and the watches and bravado was crazy wish i could have stuck at it but at 18 my liver was still developing the late night early morning bollocks didn’t sit well either but enjoyed the experience and if your anything like those fuckers them Ozzy’s wont know what hit them if you get the flavour ill put a grand on you(drinking)
Bollox mate! They’ve made all us IT Consultants take a 10% pay cut, fucking bankers, cunts to a man
Not wrong dennis.
nick, things haven’t changed much mate. Martin Brokers (new name) are just round the corner from me now at Canon Street (i’m at Cheapside) so many of my impromptu bolloxed sessions are down to them and The Hatchet.
got a good stream watched youth game very fast non stop game,i think wiltshire was better second half,couquin looked good the w hole goam not to mention the captain looked very dangerous, i they played very direct lots pace which what the senior team need to get back to.
for the fa cup game i would only play edwardo for 20 min but i would rvp and nikki b,i feel if aresenal are not going get dm player then they must cahnge how they defend at moment our wing backs tend bomb forward and they style of our play is defenders tend to attack more.but the weak point is clichy for me he does tend make alot mistakes,sagna has not as good going forward but has always been very solid defending,clichy is fairly good defender but if you attack away is pace and ability go forward he has concentrate on defending he is ok but far from the best
Hey, a dissapointing day for Sri Lanka, 5 down before lunch, and now they’re looking for a new coach!
HAHAHHAHA you wicked fucker.
Jade (fucking racist nobody) Goody has sealed yet another exclusive television deal. She’s announced that she will be appearing in ‘Most Haunted’ sometime in early April……….
You bastard DDM… you deserve you pay cut! haha!
The police have finished counting all the bullets at last though. They were 366-7 at the close of play.
Heres one for you DDM
Whats the difference between Jade Goody
and Wendy Richards?
About 3 weeks
I’m out. Chat later chaps.
What’s Jade goody and a chocolate egg got in common??
They will both be in a box by eater.
ddm
*easter
Jealousy again Pedro! I thought we had discussed this flaw in your character young man!
Listen before all you PC Liberal mutha fuckas get on my case, my brother sent me this and his dad (not mine, same mums) is a Jamaican, so wind your necks in it’s only afecking joke………
African boxer Niggaboo Fandango has just returned to boxing after losing both his feet in an accident. He has now recorded 10 wins without defeet………
DDm you fucking racist
HA HA
Face-has their face fallen to one side?
Arms-can they raise both and keep them there?
Speech-is it slurred?if so
Time to get her knickers off,
the rohypnol has taken effect!!
nice work DDM, u bigot
I Thanggg Yowww, you’ve been a marvellous audience, Elvis has left the building……..
IF you herd this before sorry but made me laugh anyway,
Q What do you call Jade goody in a wedding dress?
A a shuttle cock..
R57
DDM…Nice one..
He has now recorded 10 wins without defeat….Does this statement relate to Arsenal’s remaining games with all our stars coming back soon…..
Yo, i’m about 12 years into my relationship now, and i’ve started to have erection difficulties. My girlfriend and i have different ideas as to what the problem is, she bought me some Viagra, i’ve bought the fat cow a treadmill………
Yo, did anyone read this peice from ANR this morning?
http://www.arsenalnewsreview.co.uk/index.php?mact=News,cntnt01,detail,0&cntnt01articleid=1208&cntnt01origid=30&cntnt01returnid=42
Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight
the operator asks”how many people travelling
with you”Paddy replies”i dont know.its your
fuckin plane”
r57 hahaha
DDM
just dont tell your wife
haha, I think that guy talks garbage sometimes.
He’ll play again, just like the rest of the crappers will.
ddm that peice was copy pasted on to here
Oh, and this piece from yesterday;
http://www.arsenalnewsreview.co.uk/index.php?mact=News,cntnt01,detail,0&cntnt01articleid=1207&cntnt01origid=30&cntnt01returnid=42
I swear that Myles fucking Palmer wants everyone to think he’s got the inside track at Arsenal, when all he is, is a fucking self-opinionated journo, just one rung higher up on the evolutionary ladder than Football Agents, Estate Agents, and Bankers!
DDM you watch your mouth journos ain’t evolved
Ethan, hello mate, long time no jibber jabber….
It’s ok mate, she’s a Crystal Palace supporter and wouldn’t be seen dead reading anything Arse (!) related…………
Good point Nick, many apologies to all our evolved friends!!
DDM….you nasty sod…..did laugh tho.
Nick….pissed my pants at the shuttlecock one. People around me started asking what’s so funny…..obviously cant tell them
DDM,
Myles article:
Ok, so I was right, I hate being right, but I was right… so right, I can’t believe it.
How did I know we’d draw with Fulham? Do I have magical powers or is Myles just the most forward thinking journo in football?
Book Jam was great. I have a book.
Pedro, you fucking part-timer, where you been, and where’s Geoff?? Shoddy, very shoddy indeed……
Ten things men know about women……….
1.They have a vaginal opening.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.Oh and tits!
DDM, they are slaving me at work… no blogging for me.
You’ve been missing my jokes right?
Armed police have surrounded a factory in Merseyside after a man was seen acting suspiciously.
One witness claimed the guy looked like he was working.
Two dwarfs pull 2 girls & take them home
1st dwarf cant get it up & to make things
worse all nite he can hear 2nd dwarf saying
“here i come again..1 2 3 uuh…
next morning 1st dwarf says to 2nd
“how embarrising i couldn’t even get a hard on”
2nd dwarf says”you think thats bad i couldn’t
even get on the fuckin bed”
According to the news, Michael Jackson is about to release some new dates.
I’ll bet their parents will be relieved to have them back.
Pedro – We’ve talked about this haven’t we, now stop trying to be funny, it’s not working!
So when you say the FA Youth Cup would be our first trophy in four years, I’m assuming 235 million trophies by the women’s team doesn’t count?
Pedro come on back to work.
DDM
yes im not so convinced by all this positive blogging energy currently ,its like turning to religion when your life is almost over
my silence is golden.
im still holding judgment until i see some positivity on the pitch that doesn’t involve beating championship teams , then i might have something to HORRARRR ! about !
PS : more championships teams this weekend ..
ho hum .. wenger better not field a weak team and lose or ill open a can of whoop ass ..
i hate getting out of cup draws no matter how big or small
CHAMONEEEEEEEEEEEE BITCHES !
even at the second half of the remaining matches villa matches are bit tricky….bolton away, west (under zola have potential to ge some thing) plus boro fighting relegation
Erichero what we have a woman’s team?
A young Chinese couple gets married. She’s a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn’t know
that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. My darring,’ he whispers, ‘I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten.
I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting – juss anyting you want. You
juss ask. Whatchu want?’ he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, ‘I want to try
someting I have hear about from odda girls… Numbaa 69.’ More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her….
You want…… Garlic Chicken wif snow peas?
DDM, very funny
just been done by the police apparently comic relief is not an excuse for wrapping your cock in a beano and wanking !!!
Drunk man walks into a bar
He shouts across the bar to a group of lads
“i shagged your mother”The lads ignore him
He shouts again “Up the arse as well”
They still ignore him.
He shouts a 3rd time “She sucked my knob too
One of the lads stands up and shouts back
“Go home dad you’re pissed”
I hope you’re not sulking now Pedro….
where is everyone?
lunch?
Phaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarppppppppppp!
DDM i just done that it smelt like a glade freshener had three different smells wow
Maybe that should have just been shared between me an the bods in the office soz
I would say it smelt more like baby sick with a smattering of 10 day old, off milk……..
Just my luck — judging by the itching and the rash, I think I’m allergic to prostitutes.
DDM obviously a fellow father to know just how rank that is
Duke THERE MUST BE AN EPIDIMIC ME AS WELL
Totally out of order DDM, I’m too upset to raise a yellow card…
Erichero… women can’t play football, everyone knows that!
A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, “This is phenomenal. You’ve graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we’d hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we’re afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I’m sorry…we can’t hire you.”
“But wait,” he said. “If I take two aspirin, I’ll stop winking!”
“Really? Great! Show me!”
So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking.
“Well,” said the interviewer, “that’s all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over the country!”
“Womanizing? What do you mean? I’m a happily married man!”
“Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?”
“Oh, that,” he sighed. “Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?”
ethan – i too refuse to be drawn into this wave of ‘we’re great again’ cobblers! Give the fans a top four finish AND The FA Cup, and then you might be able to consider this season a success, the only problem with that happening will be the continued inclusion of planks like Song and Eboue in the team…….
DUKE
You ARE sulking Pedro, foreshame on you, you old tart….
How come when I print my own money to get out of a financial crisis its called forgery and I get 10 years inside, yet when the Bank Of England do it it’s called a strategy?
Pedro to be fair i thought the jackson one was quite good
Carlsberg don’t do kids, but if they did, they’d probably get reported.
ha ha
Should children witness child birth? Good question. Here’s your answer.
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic
responded to the call. The house was very dark so the
paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a
flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he
helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.
Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was
born. The paramedic lifted hi m by his little feet and
spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked
The wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had
just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, ‘He shouldn’t have crawled in
there in the first place……spank him again!’
whatever…
Pedro – I am here, and what was it you were saying about women and football……
You fucking brown-nose nick!
How do you stop a dog humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick
Pedro – Ner Ner Ne Ner Ner………
Ouch
GOOD on Clichy i know the press twist shit but statements like that even they cant spin maybe the other fuckers should take note and adebayaor can fuck off and take song and that other cock with him. Sorry had to get that off my chest im not reading anything else other then this site for the rest of the day.
DDM im on a yellow from yesterday so thought id best get in there!!
nick since it’s all u will be reading, here is something to lighten you up. Clichy is a legend and that cunt who played his position before is not worthy to be pissed on by Clichy.
Just a tip to the coppers who’ve arrested Ashley Cole. When he asks for his one phone call, make sure he puts the reciever back.
Duke nice one
Cristiano Ronaldo parking in a disabled spot.
Well we all knew he was fucking Special.
So, so dissapointing nick, bowing and scraping to the establishment, where’s your pride, where’s your cojones……
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiico
Mr Menace – how the devil are you?
haha! Cheers Nick, DDM is just a hater…
Rico, I was only kidding! I love women’s football late on a Saturday night when no one’s at home!
I’m off to the pub!
Hey DDM, last go…
I was up in court today for having two Wives.
The Judge said it was big of me.
Go to the pub Pedro
Just bought my epileptic friend a strobe light for his birthday… he’s going to have a fit when he sees it!
Rico… don’t be bitter… just because I’m funnier than your cyber lover… haha!
Laters!
Pedro…..two wives joke was shite……
Like the strobe light one tho…….
where is Irish and QoS…….
Pedro, Pedro, Pedro………….
pedro they were shite i cant defend you if you post shite like that get him DDm
I’m ticketyboo rico, yourself madam??
Wardo irish is making her way into the big smoke and maybe qos has had the bambino
Four nuns die and go to heaven. St.Peter asks the first nun “have you had contact with a penis?”
She says “i once touched one with my finger”
St.Peter says “dip your finger in Holy Water”
The next nun says “i’ve fondled one”
St.Peter says “put your hand in Holy Water”
Suddenly there’s a commotion, a nun has pushed her way to the front of the queue.
St.Peter asks “what’s up, what’s all the commotion?”
“well” says the nun “if i’m gonna gargle that Holy Water i want to do it before Sister Anne sticks her arse in it!!!!”
No too bad thanks dennis, looking forward to Sunday
DDM FUCKING FUNNY
My girlfriend said I’ve got the biggest cock she’d ever seen,
That’s one of the benefits of going out with a 10 year old.
Ouch (again)
DUKE YOU FUCKING SICK PUPPY
I try nick
Man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.
His wife is lying in bed reading.
Man says, “This is the pig I have sex with when you’ve got a headache.”
Wife replies, “I think you’ll find that is a sheep.”
Man replies, “I think you’ll find I was talking to the sheep.”
Duke a bit below the belt there mate
After a recent investigation into the 9/11 attacks, the Americans found it wasn’t Muslim terrorists who attacked the Twin Towers. It was two Irish builders fitting a door on the 44th floor. The door wouldn’t fit so Mick told Paddy to fetch a plane and take a bit off the top……
DDM the old ones are the good ones
I was checking into a hotel the other week. At the counter, a guy in front of me said curtly to the receptionist, “I hope the porn channel is disabled.”
Unbelievable what some people are into.
Scientists have discovered a direct link between the genetic make up of both shrimps and women….
Their heads are full of shit but the pink bits taste lovely !!
The lesbians next door gave me a rolex for my birthday.
Very nice but I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch !!
Q: What is the medical term for the fatty tissue surrounding the clitoris ???
A: The wife !
Spooky, talking of shrimps………
In the shark-infested waters of the Caribbean, two prawns called Justin and Christian are discussing the pressures of being a preyed-upon prawn. “I hate being a prawn,” says Justin. “I wish I were a shark.” Suddenly, a mysterious cod appears. “Your wish is granted,” he says. Instantly, Justin becomes a shark. Horrified, Christian swims away, afraid his former friend might eat him. As time passes, Christian continues to avoid Justin, leaving the shrimp-turned-maneater lonely and frustrated. So when he bumps into the cod again, he begs the mysterious fish to change him back. Lo and behold, Justin is turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, he swims back to the reef to seek out Christian. As he approaches, he shouts out: “It’s me, Justin, your old friend. I’ve changed… I’ve found Cod. I’m a prawn again, Christian”……….badabing!
Three nuns are painting the inside of a church and become hot and sweetie in their habits so mother superior suggests they take their clothes off, the other two say in a disapproving way what if some one sees us she said its fine Ive locked the door so they agree 15 mins later there’s a bang on the door mother superior runs to the door and asks in a panicked voice who it was a gruff mans voice comes back and says its the blind man from last week,so with relief she opens the door the man stumbles in and says great tits ladies now where do you wont these blinds.
Double G
BBC are honouring Wendy Richards in a remake of….
‘Are you being Preserved’
Statistically… 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
A feck! I missed joke day!!! Whats a shit day this is turning out to be!!
DDM how do you get a IT graduate off your front porch?
That’s right pay him for the pizza
Mary was asleep in bed when Bill came crashing through the door at 3am waking her up.
He was stumbling up the stairs with not much luck.
‘What are you doing’ Mary asked.
‘Tryin to get thish gallon of beer up the shtairsh’ replied Bill.
‘Why don’t you just leave it down there?’
Bill replied ‘Cosh I dranked it’
Front Porch!!!! Jesus, what part of town are you from fella???
the best part, sarf lundin
Will was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whisky. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whisky curled up and died.
‘All right, son’, asked Will, ‘what does that show you?’
‘Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms.’
Mick Flaherty had supped more than enough Guinness and had stumbled out of Quinn’s bar and into the Sunday afternoon air.
As his drunken eyes squinted to adjust to the light, an ambulance went by at great speed. Blue lights flashing and siren blaring, it roared up the street with Mick in full flight running after it.
A hundred yards, 200, 300, almost a quarter of a mile he tracked it until suddenly, lungs and legs giving out, he fell into the gutter.
Then with his very last ounce of breath he roared: “You can keep your fecking ice cream!”
nick – What part o’ Sarfffff London has a porch??
mick was driving down a country lane when he saw paddy rowing a boat in a field of hay mick stopped shouted out its thick cnuts like you that give us Irish a bad name if i could swim id come over there and kick ya fecking ass
ddm ahahhaha nice i like
my house all wight
well more a mobile home with a veranda but ya get me point
Aha! Hiding from the authorities are you
how do you know?
where is your residence located fine sir?
Why is rave like rap?
They are both more enjoyable with an e.
Duke where do get em’
friday is joke day, they come around
Paddy’s chat up lines:
1. Did ya fart? ‘Cos ya just blew me away!
2. Are your parents retarded? ‘Cos your special!
3. My love for you is like diarrohea. I just cant hold it in!
4. Is there a mirror in your knickers? ‘Cos I can see myself in them!
5. Your body reminds me of a spanner. Ever time I think of you my nuts tighten up!
6. You might not be the best looking girl in here, but beauty is only a light switch away!
Paddy & his wife are lying in bed & the neighbours dog is barking like mad in the garden. Paddy says ‘To hell with this!’ & storms off.
He comes back upstairs 5 mins later & his wife asks ‘What did you do?’
Paddy replies ‘I’ve put the dog in our garden, lets see how they like it!’
Mick & Paddy are reading head stones at a nearby cemetery. Mick say ‘Crikey! There’s a bloke here who was 152!’
Paddy says ‘What’s his name?’
Mick replies ‘Miles from London!’
Once upon a time it used to be N1, but then i entangled with a wench, and now it’s fecking Bromley!
A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy ordered a whiskey. The stewardess asked the Muslim if he’d like a drink.
He replied in disgust ‘I’d rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!’
Paddy handed his drink back & said ‘Me too, I didn’t know we had a choice!’
snap
What part of bromley i live in downham
I find it so posh the people in downham all think there better then you ya know with their escort convertibles and reebok classics some of em can even spell ive meet two that even had jobs flash cnuts
Paddy & Mick go to London to donate sperm. It was a disaster! Paddy missed the tube & Mick came on the bus!!
Downham, Jesus ‘H’ Christ you do have a caravan then ha ha ha!!
Bromley North, half way up the hill between Bromley and Shortlands…..
nick the the dozen whores one is classic
Fucking hell they wernt that bad,DDM only pulling your pisser not really from downham know bromley well used to work there
The wife says it’s time I lost some weight, so she bought me a pedometer. I have to wear it on my wrist and, with every step I take, it records the slight vibration and can tell how many miles I have walked in one day.
It’s great, I’ve been sat on the couch all day, watching “loose women”. It says I’ve walked 12 miles.
bromley road?
Most of the millwall players live round there
does anyone feel sorry for Cashley Cunt??
why would people feel sorry for him?!
his absolute prick have you seen the song for him on you tube to the tune of stars in their eyes its quality and sums him up
what a weird question to ask around here…
would put a link up but I’m shite, check it out
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a barstool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
‘Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?’
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
‘No… not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’
Almost, carry on through Bromley Road and into Beckenham Lane, and i’m off one of the left hand turnings half way up the hill, and yes there are a fair few pikie footballers in my neck o’ the woods, usually from Millwall, Crystal Palace etc….
A blond walked into a computer shop and said to a member of staff “exuse me could I buy some curtains for my new computer please?” the man replied “you don’t need curtains on a computer”
the blonde said “well why do I have windows then.”
hahhahah
that was for the biker one, the windows one is poor
bollocks its a classic
old, predictable, and just poor
Just got back and read back. Women play football???
That’s just wrong.
Duke motion carried i was wrong
It was a joke of Pedro ‘quality’ very poooooooooer indeed!!
good man
and now give us a proper one
How was it out there Steve, moist??
When my wife screeched at me that I treated the house like a hotel, I called reception to complain about the maid’s attitude.
I would like to claim first prize for the day’s worst joke –
A man walks into a pub with a salmon under his arm, and asks the barman, “Do you do fishcakes?”
The barman shakes his head.
“Shame”, says the man, “It’s his birthday”….
Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty scousers showed up.
Never having seen anyone from Liverpool at heaven’s door, Saint Peter said he would have to check with God.
After hearing the news, God instructed him to admit the ten most virtuous from the group.
A few minutes later, Saint Peter returned to God breathless and said, “They’re gone!”
“What? All of the Scousers are gone?” asked God.
“No!” replied Saint Peter. “The Pearly Gates!”
lol DDM you get 1st and 2nd prize
hahahahahah
Hello Grovers and BIG shout goes to the Yooooffff Team and an even BIGGER SHOUT goes out to Gael Clichy the engine on the left for coming out and showing his class. I was commenting yesterday on the shit players come out and say and obviously my man Gael reads Le Grove. Well done Clichy!!!!
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking out of the delivery room after his wife gives birth to their son.
Michael says, “How long before we can have sex?”
The doctor replies, “At least wait until he’s walking.”!!!!!!
A woman is shopping in the local supermarket. She selects some milk, some eggs, a carton of juice, and a package of bacon. As she unloads her items at the cash register to pay, a man standing behind her in line watches her place the four items on the belt and states with assurance, “You must be single.”
The woman looks at the four items on the belt, and seeing nothing unusual about her selection says, “That’s right. How on earth did you know.”
He replies, “Because you’re fucking ugly!”
what does a hooker and this sites jokes have in common?they both suck!
DDM I have to give it to you, and the sicker the joke the better, and I loved the one about the boxer… still laughing
Cor nick you grumpy git
Always a pleasure, never a chore, Inside
Johnny, George, and Bert were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fence with its hind end up in the air.
Bert said, “I wish that was Sharon Stone.”
George echoed, “I wish it was Demi Moore.”
Little Johnny sighed, “I wish it was dark . . . “
Bungee jumping is like getting a blowjob off a granny, It feels great but for christs sake don’t look down.
OK Munglers, i’m outta here, off in search of the ever elusive Peroni, Chamon!
later DDM
What’s slimy cold long and smells like pork
Kermit the frogs finger
Little Johnny goes to his father and asks, “Dad, is god a man or a woman?”
His Dad replies, “Johnny, both. God is both.”
Johnny asks, “Dad, is god black or white?’
His Dad says, “Both. God is both.”
Ok, then Johnny asks, “Dad, is Michael Jackson God?”
i am out also
pub time
bloody hell are they that bad?
DDM
Give the fans a top four finish AND The FA Cup, and then you might be able to consider this season a success, the only problem with that happening will be the continued inclusion of planks like Song and Eboue in the team…….
———————————————
Yes i would rather see a bit of ‘hard love’ when it comes to wenger seeing the failings of certain ‘PLANK’ players this season, id rather he get with the program and bang this team into a bunch of WINNERS, as against snag a FA cup and gloat on about it like the holy grail .. only to repeat the same mistakes again next season ….
we have been trophyless for 4 years now ..
the odds are getting more trophyless
every year that follows so what are the odds
on a turn around ????
is trophyless a word
?
ethan everybodys gone down the pub work shy mo fo’s
I’m jealous, it’s only 11:25 here, still at work for a while.
Ooooooo, unlucky Trinidad. On the upside though, you must have only just started whereas we have all been at it for about 7 hours, posting on here i mean
hour and counting Trinidad
Nick that is harsh, i am off in a min! It’s Friday fella, slip out the fire exit, no-one will notice!!
They will or i would
SPUNK!!!!
I’m off. See you guys and gals at the S+B.
Clacko, I’ve been here for … 4 1/2 hours .. I usually spend 10 hours at work .. it’s Friday though so i’ll sneak out early
Im off as well, see you nick
Nice fellas have a good one
See ya guys, Trinidad, that is harsh my friend but hope ya have a good Friday all the same!!
Hows the weather out there??
Right i am off too now guys, need to get to the pub before my pint is warm
Take it easy guys and hopefully next time we speak we will be through in the FA Cup!!!
im gone solid gone,see yale later
all – have good evening…..I’m off now.
had enough of work this week – its been shite. Completely got in the way of my blogging.
in case anyone is still there and bored…
http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodisplay/2148176/
nick, Downham eh? no wonder you stay in blogging all day!!
DDM, you live on Beckenham lane? I used to live in Bromley.
Most of my mates live round there, though I live towards addiscombe.
Pedro have e mailed you regards spare ticket
Oi Oi Gazzap – Just off of Beckenham Lane fella…..
I know Addiscombe quite well too……
Peronie rools by the way
Cheers Paul, I’ve stuck it up!
DDM, you popping down the S+B tomorrow for a couple?
I would go for a hatrick, but it is so quiet on here toady, it would be worthless. A bit like Wrighty’s against San Marino
Cheers for ending my blog fart Raddy, that was getting embarrassing!
So… what are you thoughts on Sunday? Would you play the returning superstars… or stick with the team that beat WBA?
NO way Pedro. I would rest, Sagna, Clichy, Nasri, Kolo, JD, Denilson, Beachbum, etc etc
In fact this would be my team
- – - – – Fab – - – -
EE- – - Song – JD – - Gibbs
Theo – Ramsey – Diaby/Merida – - AA
—– Eduardo/Nik – Vela – -
Bench. Denilson, Kolo, RvP, Sagna, Mannone, JW
Let’s play without fear and tear the a new A-hole
Oh and you will be a lonely man at the S+B if you go tomorrow Pedro. ……
haha, no one wants to drink with me!
Merida in the middle eh?
Would you risk Theo?
Did you see the youth match last night? What’s this Frimpong guy like?
Frimpong is as hard as.Shoots from anywhere but not too accurate
“I signed a new contract last summer and six years I have been here, and even if this year has been difficult the fans have been behind us,”
See… players can’t hear us giving them shit! haha!
Is he fast?
Not as fast as Song who has been coaching Theo on his speed training
Allgooneredup has disappeared?
Well Paul, I’m not surprised… I heard Song was giving Usain Bolt pointers the other week.
Ive watched Arsenal since the sixties.cant remember anyone as slow as Song,any offers
I used to think women footballers were ugly til i saw our goalie Emma Byrne
Paul – So did I; I am thinking of someone slower
Errrr… I don’t know?
How can you tell Song is slow… he never breaks out of a brisk walk?
Cygan… now he was slow.
Cygan is a good one. But I reckon Seaman
Got it…
Slowest Arsenal player ever…
DAVOR SUKER!
I was going to mention Suker
What scares me is that we brought Suker on the strength of his performance in the Euros…………..Arshavin?
We bought Suker to appease the fans while we tried to buy Thierry!
We had bigger expectations of Suker than Thierry how wrong were we.Suker had just won the Golden Boot
Trying to think if Brendan Batson was slow i know he had a big Arse
We bought him the year after that I think… we didn’t get him hot off his world cup form… I think he had a crap season at Madrid before he left?
cygan that name i heard in while pwople run down players like delinson and song and evon senderos but he worst player i ever seen and will never undstand how lasted at arsenal as long as he did,gallas,dj,toure and sagna are all defending well but its time for clichy to snap out of this bad form he is in,its not just his crossing has been poore but he has made too many defensive mistakes,to be honest if silvestor was back fit i would play in champoins legue,he may not bomb foward but looks alot more solid at the back than him and less likely to make mistakes
The sidebar box shows Cesc and Rosicky both returning in time for the Newcastle game. Assuming the boss does not play them for two weeks, they will still be in ready in time for the CL quarter finals.
I can’t wait to see a midfield of Nasri, Cesc, Rosicky and Arshavin!!
pdt
it will be interesting to see where risisly plays wide or central but if defenders play as unit and defend the way they have been i not sure if we will need dm player
We didn’t buy Suker suckers, he came to us as part of the Anelka deal, we knew he was at the end of his career, but he was one of the worlds best, well in his day.
blimey Geoff, u were up early…
Morning all,
Geoff, that’s got to be Le Groves record blog fart there!
Pedro – I admire your dedication to the cause.
I couldn’t sleep either.
Morning all,
Cunt of the week,not for the first time Cashley Cole,but don’t think his wife is squeaky clean.She and the other members of Girls Aloud were spotted at Sandown Park Racecourse for some function,all sniffing coke in the ladies.
Morning Pedro, the comment before Geoff surely has to be the biggest blog fart ever?
Goonerman, I stayed in last night and I was up at 7! The shame of it…
Kelsey, they are all bang on it. I thought his wife was against it because her mate died of an overdose of heroin? Mind you, I thought Lineker was faithful, Ramsey was a family man and Ian Wright was an Arsenal supporter!
Shows what I know…
Benno, good point.
I think people are still trying to google our new player ‘risisly’.
I can’t find him anywhere?
i think someone did some blogging after a few too many bevvies
I don’t trust Ian Wright at all. He is one two faced thicko.
ahaha it gets even better, just read about Defoe being charged for driving offences.
GM, he might well be thick, but he damn well knew where the back of the net was, maybe he could give RVP and ADE some pointers
There is an ever growing list of scumbag professional footballers in the PL,we all know who they are,and most are british.the continental players seem to keep out of the limelight,especially the europeans.Not meant as a generalisation,but are the english players ambassadors for their country ?
Oh right Benno, so we didn’t get a new player on a free?
Goonerman, it’s a shame… but the guy has to make a living… so I guess he has to be controversial!
An Arsenal hating legend… what could sell more papers?
When you listen to him on his radio show he always back tracks on what he says… I wonder how much of what is printed is actually said?
He’s not the most intelligent of men,talkshite was made for him.
Oh by the way,peaches’s grandmother is 100 tomorrow,worth a mention,me thinks.
That’s true… I tell you who I do think is intelligent… Jason Cundy (Spelling?).
I like listening to him… he’s very logical and wont be led round the houses like most of the other ex pros.
Ronnie Irani… waste of air space… the guy hasn’t a clue. Not funny, ill-informed and about as interesting as an Ashley Cole autobiography.
100? That is impressive!
100, thats a top effort!
Irani, brings back bad memories of Essex forever being crap at cricket…
He is just very boring… like meeting your girlfriends boring brother you have to be nice to.
Alan Brazil is ok… and Mike Parry is ok if you listen to him knowing he is on a wind up.
I think most English players like pubs, clubs and the women who hang around, they become easy targets for The Sun. They are familiar with London and the culture. Try analysing the lives of Collymore, Wright, Cole etc.
Wright pretends he is Arsenal thru and thru but he ain’t. I think he and AW don’t really see eye to eye. Just my personal view. I think it dates back to the Arsenal v Newcastle cup final when Wrighty was a sub and didn’t come on.
Goonerman,
wright got the needle to a.w. because he wouldn’t sign shaun,after going to highbury a couple of times,and that city wanted too much for him,i think it was 24 million,and a.w. didn’t think he was worth it.
Pedro,don’t know much about Jason Cundy,excepet a few weeks ago he was on t.v. in one of those buying a home abroad programmes,and he was looking at a villa for over a million quid in the south of france,and he drove a hard bargain.
Kelsey, Wrighty doesn’t like Wenger because he didn’t bring him on for his last cup final in 98.
kelsey – yep, Wrighty was more than happy that SWP went to Chelsea. And, look what happened to him there.
Goonerman,
I see loads of them over here,they all have homes in marbella,and most behave like arseholes in public.cashley had his stag night here,went on for a week and the police were called for unsavioury behaviour.
Pedro,
well that are 2 good reasons then.
Mike Parry is a bit of a plonker he once was talking about Ramos,when he was at spurs,and referred to his 18 month spell at Marbella FC when he meant Malaga.
I remember it well, the sun was shining, we were winning 2-0, I was standing there with my wife and 2 boys (how on earth did I get 4 tickets)on the verge of doing the Double, Double, Double…….. and Wrighty wanted to come on. He was running up and down the Wembley pitch but Wenger said NO.
kelsey – I don’t begrudge anyone having a party and big drink up but this binge drinking lark going on all week I don’t understand.
Ooops ‘he was running up and down the side of Wembley pitch but Wenger said NO.’
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is it just me or had Walcott seriously bulked up? Looks like he’s been hittin the gym big time (in a non-gay way I mean)