Dave you are out of order, sit down and shut up. Or are you?…

March 31, 2009

So there I was Monday night and hadn’t seen my beloved Arsenal in action for 10 days, so I was getting my fix by watching ‘Arsenal legends’ on Arsenal TV, no big deal, it was Malcolm MacDonald and it showed how he was signed by Dennis Hill-Wood in 1976 (I think) – it went through his career where he scored over 40 goals in 80 games, then came the commercial break and up pops Dave, with his frozen peas, what? It was the commercial that Arsenal run trying to get you to use their banking system for tickets when you yourself can’t go.

He had what we all dream off, he was shopping in a supermarket, I guess it was one of Stans and he was transported from the aisles of the shop to the terraces of the Grove, then when he realises where he now was, began cheering like a banshee and waving his frozen peas around, I know we are not allowed flags, but judging by this amazing commercial, we are allowed to wave around frozen peas.

Then Samir Nasri scored (against West Brom) and he (Dave) and the rest of the crowd went ballistic. All good fun you think? No, what I noticed was through the whole commercial, the entire section were standing up, not just for the goal, but for the whole ad, yes standing up, where the hell were the stewards? And where in the ground was this? So when I said terraces, I meant seats, they just looked like terraces, because no-one was sitting down.

So unless it was a complete howler, did the powers that be think the unthinkable? That there is more atmosphere when people stand up? Was it because if the crowd were sitting and politely clapping it would have looked and sounded crap?

Dave you are a hypocrite, you were breaking the Arsenal stewarding rules, waving a pea flag and standing up. I don’t think I can go anymore if this sort of bad behaviour is condoned, I mean it’s downright dangerous, what are they thinking? what about crowd safety and the fact these people are spoiling everyone else’s enjoyment with their riotous behaviour.

Shame on you Arsenal, is this a case of wanting your cake and in fact eating it?

Then I studied all their commercials and all of them show the crowd on their feet cheering, how bizarre. Not a one where people are sitting.

Other news is that Stan just bought 5000 of Danny’s shares, if he wanted 5000 more shares would it not have made sense to buy Nina’s and take them out of circulation? Will somebody explain the logic of that transaction to me?

Anyway I’m thinking of taking copius amounts of frozen peas with me to the next home game and a video clip of the ad to show to the stewards and saying that Arsenal advertise this kind of yobbish behaviour, so it’s okay for me to do it, after all, if Dave can do it, why the hell can’t the rest of us, and given our next away kit will be green, frozen peas seem like the order of the day.

Feel free anyone from Arsenal to comment on my observations if you would, nay, if you can.

The liars from Hull city have now entered their evidence against Cesc, so let’s hope that after looking at this stuff, 5 minutes later they will diss it for the shit it really is and apologise to our great captain.

I think the least that should happen is to dock them 3 points and relegate them.

Have a great day Grovers and don’t forget to bring your frozen vegetables to the next home game, Arsenal encourage it, but mind where you wave them, they can be dangerous and there are a lot of meat eaters out there that could take offence, and we don’t want that, do we…

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Hangeland or Lescott. I’d take either if it were true.

March 30, 2009

So the rumour gathers pace that we are targeting Hangeland or Lescott, I think it’s just what we need, if it is indeed true, but we’ve been here many times before, we need height in the box and we need pace and tenacious tackling, Hangeland may just edge it for me in the height department but Lescott in the English backbone bit, both are obviously speculation so I’ll leave it there, one thing’s for sure, Wenger won’t talk about other teams players, so it’s probably fanciful talk, but with Gallas at 32 and not fitting in, who knows.

A sad day for football saw 22 dead in the crowd for the Ivory coast game, question is, why did the game go on? All on the anniversary of Hillsborough, you would think they could sort out these problems by now, wouldn’t you.

I expect that will have a detrimental effect on Kolo and Eboue so we may have to think about the other options for a while, like Silvestre or Djourou.

Cesc has denied the latest rumours which is great, but it is high time Barcelona and Madrid were brought to book for there continual and deliberate attempts to unsettle our players, and should we ever sell Cesc, we should make sure we don’t sell him to those two.

I would say to them, okay Barca, you want Cesc, we’ll swap him for Messi, they will say no, then Cesc will find out how much they really rate him, likewise with Madrid, if on the other hand they said yes, then that would show Messi how much they rate him, then he will be unsettled and Karma is complete.

I hate the way we allow other teams to bully us, we always have and always will be bullied, it’s time for the empire to strike back, it’s time to show that bullies cannot win, it’s time to show them that we are a big club to, it’s time to show them we are the Arsenal and we too have teeth.

Other news is that Everton beat our ladies and ended their unbeaten 108 game run, it had to happen at some point, at least they are still well clear in their championship race and it will buck them up a bit, they still have to play them again, so revenge is on the cards. Come on you ladies!

Okay so we only have 5 days to wait for a game, I don’t know about you, but this feels like the worst break ever, I don’t know why? Only Nikki B got injured so hopefully he’ll be back by Saturday, I would hate to see the Togo twat waltz straight back in, I would rather RVP and Eduardo got the nod, he really needs to learn some humiliity.

I’m sorry to hear that Reggie may be losing his job, Reggie, it’s their loss mate, I hope you find another soon.

Have a great day today Grovers, countdown has begun!

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Randall doesn’t want to spend another year in the reserves and Cesc swaggers around the dressing room.

March 29, 2009

So the day after Cesc Fabregas’s dad commits him to Arsenal for ever, red top left wing NOTW says Cesc swaggers, no one likes him and it’s a toss up between Barca and Madrid where he goes in the summer, says an Arsenal insider. Inside what, the toilet?

What a load of bollocks, it’s a vendetta against Arsenal, they won’t leave us alone will they? This is for you red tops and your lesbian sister paper the Daily Mail.

If Cesc was going to leave us and join Barcelona, then why did he bother to leave them in the first place eh? He was highly rated and in the same team as Lionel Messi, had he wanted to play for Barca, he wouldn’t have gone in the first place, secondly he’s seen what happened to his best mate Hleb and finally he’s captain of Arsenal at 21, so why would he leave to play for a team where he won’t be? Wankers.

Mark Randall is saying he wants first team football and can wait no longer, okay Mark, trying improving your game then, stop shooting from your own area, try and hang onto the ball a bit longer and try and develop some skill, then maybe you’ll get a chance in a first team somewhere.

We are being linked with Joleon Lescott, I rate him but I can’t see Wenger buying him for £10mil, especially when he could have had him from Wolves for £5mil 3 years ago, also I couldn’t see him be allowed to leave Everton, but he is quite staggeringly ugly though, so he does have a chance.

Adebayor and Robin both scored yesterday and stayed uninjured, but Nikki B got a knock and went off, so let’s hope that was just a precaution, at least it means he won’t be playing midweek so he gets to rest and recover.

I really would pay no heed to the Fabregas story, they tried to get to him with the spitting bit and that failed and so now they’re trying this, it won’t work, he’ll stay at Arsenal for a long time to come and don’t forget he is contracted to us until 3045, so even if he did go, we’d be able to buy a new team with the money.

Have a happy Sunday today Grovers, only 6 days of hell left, then a quick three points. Then the Champions league, then revenge over Pires for him saying he wants revenge over Arsenal for being dropped by Wenger in the Champions league final against the team that we want revenge on this year for what happened to us in the 2006 final, when they got our keeper sent off and jamily beat us 2-1. Not to mention the fact that they keep trying to unsettle our players, year after year, after year.

I would sooner sell him to Madrid you bunch of arrogant tossers.

Whew!

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Papa Cesc speaks, so does Tomas, so does Brian.

March 28, 2009

So Francesc Fabregas’s father says that although the whole family are Barca fans, they are now all also Arsenal fans, and whilst the Barcelona stories linking themselves with our captain are flattering, they are all bollocks, yes he actually said ‘bollocks’ so a big thank you to Mr Fabregas senior for his kind words and for being an Arsenal fan, sir, we salute you!

Tomas Rosicky says he is ready to make his reserve team debut, he says his injuries are behind him and although he thought he would never play again, he never gave in and now he’s back, he also says it’s down to the boss when he returns, I look forward to that Tomas, we need you, and you are returning at the right time.

Brian, who the hell is Brian? Well Brian is the manager of the England under 19′s, his full name is Brian Eastick, Brian says that Arsenal deserve a lot of credit for supplying England with a non-stop production line of young talent, he said although his team only have Wilshere, Hoyte and Lansbury (captain) in it this weekend, the likes of past captain Fabrice Muamba, David Bentley, Steven Sidwell and Justin Hoyte have all been regulars, so Arsenal always have been big, big contributors to the England squad.

He said all the shit that went Arsene’s way from trailer trash hillbilly retard Trevor Brooking was complete and utter bollocks, yes he actually said that word, ‘bollocks’

Well said Brian, you, like the two blokes before you, are a top, top man.

Most of our squad are in action today so let’s hope they stay un-injured, unfortunately when you are blessed with such good players, they end up playing for their countries, so it goes with the territory.

Interestingly, Arsene Wenger says he is happy that Adebayor plays for Togo, perhaps he doesn’t care what happens as he knows he will only feature as a rub-a-dub for the rest of the season.

I really hope Wenger is positive in May and does a deal to bring in Villa and perhaps Albiol or Chelleini or even Hangelaand, before the season ends, like Real do, and that way prevent all the money bags teams trumping them, at least if Wenger lets Villa know he wants him then that way he will say no to the rest. Then sell Adebayor for a similar amount, regardless of his ability (which he clearly occasionally has) because although he has some ability, he also has a king size ego, he is not a team player, he is a lazy bastard and a king size cock who puts Togo before the team that pays his salary. I said he is, not he has before you all snigger!

Have a great Saturday Grovers next Saturday we’ll be watching City put to the sword!

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The F.A. should have em’… the shame of the British…

March 27, 2009
CCTV footage of Phil Brown last week.

CCTV footage of Phil Brown last week.

Let me explain my latest analogy of what is happening to our captain, Cesc Fabregas.

Picture the scene, a presentable young man is having a few drinks in mixed company, a much older bird comes on to him and suggest going back to her gaff, him being a bloke that isn’t gay and her being older and available agrees, after a few more drinks they have sex, the usual first time, not necessarily great sex, but acceptable, she wakes up in the morning and asks the bloke, ‘did we have sex?’ he say yes, she says there is a law for fuckers like you and it’s called rape.

She then went to the police and had the poor sod charged with rape, it went to court and the sad bitch lost, good, a vote for common sense, and she was a lawyer. Shame on her, she has shamed her gender.

That poor bloke has been to hell and back, he’ll always be branded a rapist and that horrible bitch walks free, she should lose her job, I bet she was a lousy shag anyway.

How many of you lot, girls as well, had been drinking the first time you had sex with your other half, it’s what we do, it’s social, dutch courage if you will, don’t get me wrong, rape is the most heinous crime, and right up there with child sex for me, but it wasn’t, and it’s set real rape cases back years, many women won’t come forward and many more may not be believed because of her, that stupid woman should be imprisoned for what she did, which brings me nicely on to Brown and Horton. Pair of lying slags.

Those pair of muppets have accused the worlds nicest young man ‘Cesc Fabregas’ of spitting. Cesc said prove it, the FA said, we need more time and I ask, why?

He either spat or he didn’t, if he did, they would have footage, there are cameras everywhere in that area, why will 5 days make a difference, if it’s down to their word against his and it can’t be proved then they should lose their jobs, because they have lied, they have cried rape in the spitting sense and they are a known pair of dirty lying northern bastards and they should pay for their vile slanderous lies.

It’s time the FA stopped sticking up for these ignorant ex footballers because they’re British and should be believed, if the FA rated them all so highly then why did they bring in Fabio Capello and his hugely expensive coaching team? And why did they not give the job to that fat slug who chews with his big fat mouth open? Why because they all know they are all lying, cheating chavs.

Dave Whelan, chairman of Wigan Athlletic has accused fat Mike Ashley for lacking class, turning up to board meetings in jeans and a Newcastle shirt and trying to be one of the boys. That coming from someone that names a stand after himself, pot and kettle spring to mind!

That same club’s manager accused refs of giving the decisions to the big clubs, always have he says, funny I don’t remember him complaining when he captained one of those big sides, especially the one that gets 20 minutes injury time when losing.

It’s funny how the worst elements of our game come from clubs and management that are British, and what, we should trust them?

Our club on the other hand is run by gentlemen who put the Arsenal first, we don’t have a Danny Fizman stand, Peter Hill Wood doesn’t wear a replica shirt and Arsene Wenger doesn’t sit under a sun bed chewing with his mouth wide open, we are a class act, so ‘the FA’ get these two arseholes out of football and exhonerate our captain, you spineless jellyfish.

Oh and the shocking headline, replace rape with spat, the drunk bit can stay, it was probably true!

I’ll do a nice football one tomorrow Grovers, have a lovely day today, it’s Friday and only 8 days to go.

P.S. You can now see everything Le Grove says on twitter… in the Sidebar—-> Earth shattering or what? You’ll also notice we now have a translate button, so you can now be offended in whatever language you jolly well please!

Finally, Pedro has a real lack of tickets in Le Exchange… if you have spares, don’t let them go to waste! E-mail in early and he’ll find somone to take them off your hands! Oh and finally… if you want to post a link on the site, why not make it smaller here… easier on the eye, if you know what I mean.

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Manuel should concentrate on serving Arsenal before he waits on England.

March 26, 2009

Ex Spanish waiter Manuel Almunia should really think about becoming the keeper we all need before he starts talking about swapping Spain for England, for me he has two chances to play for England, slim and none, if I were him I would be more concerned about Fabianski behind him than dreaming of playing for England, the 3 lions have Foster, James, Green, Kirkland and Carson ahead of him and apart from James, I would have any of the rest at Arsenal.

I think Almunia is a little error prone and needs to tighten up, when he stupidly gave away the penalty against Newcastle, he tidied up magnificently, but to be honest, he should never have given the penalty away in the first place, it was wholly unnecessary, if he sorts that out and the ability to cut out crosses, then he will make the grade, but here at Arsenal, forget England mate, it will never happen and we don’t want you getting sidetracked.

I have a sneaky feeling that Wenger has seen the impact that buying Arshavin has had on the side, and will think harder next term about bringing in the right players from the off, well I hope so anyway, but to listen to him telling the world ‘I told you so’ is a bit premature right now, win something first boss, then begin the crowing.

As I have said many times, we still need a world class centre back and a world class defensive midfielder, we don’t have those and whilst Song and Djourou are okay back ups, they aren’t the answer for a clean sweep. We need to keep our feet on the ground.

I’m hoping that Cesc will hit the ground running, and the rest he has had will make up for the rest he didn’t have after the Euros, if that happens, his return will be seamless, same I hope for the phantom they call Rosicky!

Togo say they will play Ade, and I have no problem there, if he gets injured again, so be it, if he comes back scoring, great, but whatever happens, he should be behind RVP, Bendtner and Eduardo, that to me is only fair and will ensure he comes back having to prove himself, like he did at Upton Park when he came on as sub and won the game for us.

There seems to be a lot of ‘twitter‘ about Clichy being linked with Milan (again) and Man City, I don’t believe we’ll let anyone go save Bischoff, the ingrate, but I would consider bids for two others in a heartbeat. I’m not saying whom though!

The next 10 days will be mind numbingly boring, but as each day passes we get get closer to the grand finale.

We had an email from a fan asking us to consider this song for Russian playmaker Andre Arshavin, what do you think?

Ar-sha-vin, Ar-sha-vin, Arsha-vin, Arshavin
Ar-sha-vin, Ar-sha-vin, Arsha-vin, Arshavin
Ar-sha-vin, Ar-sha-vin, Arsha-vin, Arshavin

and so on…

To the tune of ‘Kalinka‘ check out the tune here, I think it’s quite catchy!

Finally it would be remiss of me to not mention the arrival of new Grover, congratulations to Le Grove stalwart, QOS, on giving birth this week to her little bundle of joy, we wish you and your family the very best and look forward to seeing him in his first Arsenal replica kit, just not the green one!

Have a great day all catch you on the blog.

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The big ones are fast approaching, so who will we play? The time for experimenting is at an end…

March 25, 2009

I was thinking last night who have we left to play? Or who have we left to play in the most exciting and important April and May in our history, it goes like this.

We have to win all our premiership games so we have to put out our strongest team always, we also have a mix of Champions league and an FA cup semi final in there too, I think once we get through the FA Cup semi, we can relax until the final but we have tough games either side to worry about too.

Man City, Villareal, Wigan, Villa Real, Chelsea, Liverpool, Boro, Porto, Pompey, Porto, Chavs, ManU, Stoke, then 2 finals, blimey, what a run. all in the space of 8 weeks.

By my reckoning we have no time to field a weakened side, they all count, every one of them, if we can’t win the Premiership we’ll have Everton and Villa snapping at our heels for the champions league spots, so we need to field our strongest side in all of them.

The time for experimenting is at an end Arsene (Gladiator) this is for real, this phase is the big one, winning is a drug, losing is…well losing, and it’s contagious, it’s unthinkable, never in all my time at Arsenal have we so needed to be at our best, the closest was when we won the league in the Overmars days, when we won 10 straight, we need to do that again.

Only this time we need to win 15, and 15 in 57 days by my reckoning, that one game every 4 days! Phew, makes my head spin thinking about it, well we can’t play all our players in every game, but we will have to play a few in every game, so my question to you all today is who would you play in every game and who would you bring in for the bigger ones, who would be our best team and who would be our, say Man City team?

Based on having all of our players fit, who would you pick for the Villa Real game away? and who would you pick against Man City.

The only one we know will only play in the league and FA cup is Arshavin, so he’s an easy choice, but boy, what a tough one this is, for the first time in 12 years I am feeling a little sorry for Arsene Wenger, let me give you my two teams to kick it all off.

Man City:

Fabianski

Eboue Djourou SIlvestre Gibbs

Nasri Cesc Diaby Arshavin

RVP Bendtner

Villareal

Almunia

Sagna Gallas Toure Clichy

Walcott Nasri Cesc Eduardo

Adebayor Van Persie

I may swap Eduardo for Vela because he’s played in Spain and Eduardo for Ade and use Ade as an impact sub.

There that’s a poser for you all, if Rosicky were fit he would feature and I’m sure he will, but for those two games I think he’ll be a little short, to coin a Wengerism.

Just as an aside Hull have been given an extra 5 days to prove that scruffy, spitting Cesc did in fact spit??? He either did, or he didn’t, why do they need extra time, wankers.

Have a great day Grovers, I’ve changed my teams about a dozen times already, it’s a tough one, enjoy!

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Silvestre is back and Adebayor goes to Togo, who-ooh!

March 24, 2009

Mikel Silvestre made his long awaited comeback from his long awaited injury against the chavs (rub-a-dubs) last night and played quite well, so we now have options at the back, or more than we already had so that is welcome news whatever you may think of him.

Adebayor has not been fit enough to play for us but he is travelling to his country’s World cup qualifier against Cameroon, let’s hope if he plays, he doesn’t get injured with a silly tackle against team mate Alexandre Song. We need them both…

That’s the team news for today, I watched the kids last night and thought Kyle Bartley played well, maybe he can step up next season, I doubt it, but at least he’s from the English school of centre-halfs and maybe he’s what we’ve been lacking at the back.

Robin the boy wonder feels we are becoming unbeatable again and with a 17 match premiership unbeaten run maybe we are about to go on another great streak, 17 down 33 to go, who knows eh!

It’s a real shame we can’t use Arshavin in the champions league but I feel having him in the squad is almost as good, it lifts the team and it keeps them on their toes, I feel now is a good time to start to blood the likes of Ramsey and Wilshere, they aren’t being used in the reserves, so maybe they are being earmarked for games like City and Boro.

It does make me laugh when I hear about Villla’s slump in form, I remember when they were winning games they should have lost and no bugger said a word, so I think their luck is running out and their results flattered them, the only game I saw that they deserved to win was the one against us at the Grove, when we were at our worst.

They also talk about the fact they have played with only 17 men, lucky then aren’t they, that shows they know each other well and they have been charmed with injuries, only one in my book, Larsson, I remember when we had 10 out. Blimey we still have Ade, Cesc, Rosicky, Walcott and Eduardo out and they would all walk into our team tomorrow.

We have a slight chance of landing the premiership, but if we keep winning, who knows? One thing is for sure the confidence is soaring and that can only be good for the two cups we are still in.

I still believe we can do something this year and hope he keeps sending out teams to win and not just get a result, we play so much better when we attack, we know how to attack and we seem to be learning how to defend, we are only conceding to sloppy goals and that sure as hell beats being dominated at the back, hopefully those days have long gone.

Have a great day Grovers only 11 days to go!

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Use the time well Arsene, we can still have our best ever season

March 23, 2009

As ridiculous as this may seem, we could still win the FA cup, the Champions league and the Premiership, we can take 3 points off of the people above us, so the Mancs could be 7, the Scousers 6 and the chavs 3 points ahead and with the points system we have, it’s possible to catch them.

In theory we could meet Porto in the semis and Bayern in the final, winnable, we could play Everton in the FA cup and that’s winnable too, so if the others can take points of of each other then we could come out of this season with everything bar the worthless cup, so if we can just keep on winning, we can go all the way, look at us last season, a win at Birmingham would have seen us go 8 clear of the Mancs, so as far as I’m concerned it’s all ours to lose.

There are players you all know I’m far from convinced with, but Diaby and Denilson have gone up in my estimation, and with Rosicky, Eduardo, Cesc, Theo and Ade all still to come back we are looking solid and more than capable of beating anyone and that includes ManU, Liverpool, Barcelona or Bayern Munich.

So if we get all our players back and in form, the players I’m not convinced about won’t feature anyway, what a turn around that will be eh? I have to say I’m putting a lot of this on the signing of Arshavin, he has given the fans and the players alike a massive lift, had we signed him at the start of the season we could have been out of sight by now.

I hope Gazidas and Arsene have learned from that and push on in the summer and bring in the strength we need in certain areas, they haven’t changed, we still need a defensive midfield giant, a world class centre back and possibly a keeper, though I do think Fabianski will step up.

None of the above is a moan, it’s an observation, we looked great in the second half at Newcastle and both Robin and Nikki ought to keep Ade out, but Ade as an impact sub could be the key to beating the Mancs and scousers away.

A quiet couple of weeks, but I’ll think of something to say and keep your fortnight occupied and hopefully enjoyable, you Grovers can do the rest, you always do.

Have a great day, if we can avoid injuries against our biggest injury giver (Wengers training) we should be continuing our fabulous run well into April.

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Breathtaking, simply breathtaking, 10 out of 10.

March 22, 2009

So I am doing the match report because Pedro went to the dark side, yes that’s right, he went to Twickenham, I said on here before he was beginning to worry me, what next, cricket?

Okay you all know what happens when I do match reports, I lay into the bad ones, praise the good ones and rip the team selection. Today will be very different!

After a nervy start and an huge flappy shirt tugging screw up from Almunia, he redeemed himself by saving a well placed penalty from Martins and the whole team that started went on to play beautiful football, granted it could have been a different score at half time but if it wasn’t for Taylor and Harper they would most certainly have been 4 down.

We then transformed into that butterfly we all know and love and tore them apart, the goals were all contenders for goal of the month, especially Diaby’s. He may have his faults, but composure in front of goal isn’t one of them, he also hit the post in the dying minutes which makes 16 times and the Premiership record for woodwork strikes.

Nothing more to add other than thank you Arsenal for making my last two weeks so memorable, it’s almost like we’ve won something, I feel like a man again, I feel complete, yes Arsenal, it’s true, you complete me.

Other news is Theo is now okay, the scans showed a little blood but no major problem and he’ll be back in 10 to 12 days, which in my book means the Man City game, which is great, so him, Ade and Cesc to return and Rosicky soon after, that’s of course if he actually exists! Rosicky that is.

To be honest though I wonder if we need Ade to start, will he upset the balance? Is his attitude right, should we think about swapping him for a new kit bag at the end of the season, ( The red Nike one, not the own brand) because as far as I can see we’ve played so much better since he went off at Shite Hart lane, the arrogance has gone.

Nikki B is beginning to look the player we had hoped for and Robin had a hand in two of the goals, some think he is selfish, but that’s what strikers should be and his running off the ball creates so much, Ade on the other hand is just a lazy sod that postures a lot.

Arshavin is something else, if only Wenger had stuck his hand in his pocket in August, we may be fighting for the title right now, oh well, we are still in the cups but more importantly we are looking good.

With the Chavs and Mancs slipping up and not looking so invincible any more I think we have a real chance in both cup comps, if Liverpool draw today we put a gap in between us and Villa and we stay in touch with the top three.

We pulled away on Everton yesterday so plan ‘B’ is coming to fruition.

Oh finally we got the close up of red nose Robson, fat boy Ashley and the pikey crowd before kick off, then they did the usual this crowd is the best in football crap and there are 50,000 of them here today, well did you all notice that 10 minutes from the end those fanatical half wits had all buggered off to get their black pudding and tripe butties early? When we have a few leave early, we are a shit crowd, their whole stadium emptied and nothing is said, wankers, ha, ha, ha, I hope you and your fickle fans get relegated with Hull.

Have a great day today Grovers, I know I will.

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