Send on the clowns, we’ll never have a better chance to smash their record..

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So Maureen says he wasn’t at the Drogba meeting, lying bastard, but interestingly the President of Inter says Drogba is too old and he is the one initiating the whole deal.

I think it’s time that FIFA banned that horrible little scrote, he did this with Cashley, lied and got away with it and now he’s doing it again, I understand that before when he was a chav he could do what he wanted because Abramovich has money and the FA take it up the arse for that, but to do it again is taking the piss.

I think it’s great that the chavs, once a footballers magnet are the team no one wants anymore, now everyone else has money, the chavs have gone back to their old unsupported team in the Kings road that Peter Osgood used to play for.

Now the Russian isn’t the richest owner anymore I think he’ll find something else to piss his money away on, last night they were shit, and if it wasn’t for Arsenal reject Nikki Anelka, they’d have lost that game too.

So we go there with 9 players out, but I still think we can beat them, in what looks like Gallas’s last chav game before he goes in the window, I think if he plays a team that includes Ramsey, Vela, Nasri and Cesc in the midfield and Wilshere lurking somewhere close, we can pass them off the pitch, providing Wenger remembers to send Song on holiday, we won’t be giving them the ball and that means they won’t score.

Did anybody notice Cech’s king size twitch yesterday? How funny was that? No wonder he lets in simple goals these days, he can’t see them coming!

I read that all our young kids are supporting the appointment of Cesc and that has to make Gallas feel like a whore in church, he said what he said and that’s done and dusted, but he referred to ‘the 25 year old’ and made out Nasri being young was a crime.

Now he has to take his orders from a baby, so I just can’t see that happening, and whilst I like Billy boy and rate him as a player, now would be a good time to cash in and replace him with that monster we all want.

Veloso overtook Cana as the defensive midfielder we need and I’m happy with that, I really don’t see the point in appointing a new CEO that deals with player signings, if we aren’t going to sign a few in the window. So expect something to happen soon.

Carlos Tevez looks set to cost West Ham £36mil as they have now lost their right to go to arbitration, so bringing Matty Upson home looks a real possibility, and for those of you who say Arsene doesn’t bring players back, remember when he said he was tracking Sidwell and said he wouldn’t hesitate to bring him back? Graham did it with Keown so we do have a history there.

Upson wasn’t sold because he was shit, he was sold because he was a crock, he seems to have put that behind him now in much the same way that Gael Clichy did and Tomas Rosicky will.

On that note when will he and Eduardo return? they could be like two new signings, but then again they may come back as half the players they were, so Arsenal need to have something as back up, in case we do go all the way in the cup comps and get back in the title race.

Sunday is a must win game so thank god we’re playing the chavs, at least they’ll come out to play and the last team that did that were the Mancs, we should have Ade back and hopefully Nasri and Sagna, so in theory the chavs unbeaten home record of 2 league games will be smashed.

My apologies to Paul yesterday for getting bent out of shape regarding club level, I got the wrong end of the stick, which shows that even super genius journo’s like me get it get it wrong occasionally, but being man enough to admit that you did, is what makes you a real man.

Haven’t changed my mind on Song though so don’t hold your breath!

Have a great day Grovers, we qualified for Europe on Tuesday, Sunday we need to qualify for the Premier league.

729 Responses to “Send on the clowns, we’ll never have a better chance to smash their record..”

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  1. kenny smith

    raif mate good idea!!!!!!!!!!!! im glad i thought of it! haha

    If i was to kidnapp him and get busted for it would u guys come to my court case with banners saying “FREE KENNY”? lol

  2. georgian-gunnner

    maybe i lie when i said that arsenal are-first, but the much time go, the more people is becoming a supporters of arsenal

  3. bergkamp

    a shovel to dig a large pit an a spliff attached to a fishing rod,thats how you trap a selassie like song lol raif,or a tenner if you wanna get ade in the pit

  6. kenny smith

    just read a thing about football hooligans….. im from scotland and i dont know much about club football hooligans only what i have seen in films like I.D. football factory and green street but do Arsenal even have footie hooligans,,, ive never herd anything of them????? Its all chelsea, millwall bla bla bla

  7. bergkamp

    so georgian your national game is basketball right?? but i bet georgian tv shows arsenals games from saturday afternoon live?

  14. bergkamp

    stu i suppose you could use coins but the jingling noise might alert some chelsea stars ,we will need to dig a bigger pit

  18. Arsenal Tom

    bergkamp… slacking!??!!! theres just flexibility within my work load mate!!

    i posted a vid of the bloke u mentioned… the swimmer eric the eel… read the story the last bit made me laugh out loud!

  20. bergkamp

    success always waters down a clubs support,you cant even swear in the emirates these days,hows a buch of hooligans meant to get on

  25. georgian-gunnner

    bergkamp, yes you are wright, but not georgian, russian tv ntv-football shows all matches with big teams…i am a basketball player but in my heart i am a gunner and my dream is to come at emirates and see arsenal game :D :D :D :D

  26. bergkamp

    georgian,dont they have a georgian supporters club?? i see plenty swedes and even chinese supporters from time to time

  27. Arsenal Tom

    He added: “I now have to train in the sea because the manager of the Ureka Hotel in Malabo, which has the only swimming pool in Equatorial Guinea, has told me I’m no longer allowed in.”

    crack up… poor bastard

  28. avenell

    I watched him stand on a fence at the Spuds once, between the Park Lane and the Enclosure.. where all the spuds used to dress in Donkey Jackets and wooly hats (like Dexy’s in there Geno era) He shouted something then jumped in on his own!!

  29. bergkamp

    denton the bear,he is the man on the song, were on way to see the bear , former body guard to the petshop boys (or sponsored thug) ,but i hear the petshop boys have a lot of season tickets an plenty of the ruffians attend with them

  30. Arsenal Tom

    bergkamp… yeah he even got a round of applause when he finished… gotta give him credit for having a go… atleast he can say he competed in the olympics

  33. avenell

    Bergkamp.. It;s also where the word Gooner was supposed to have come from isn’t it?

    Now Arsenal are trying to trademark a hoolighan name..

  35. bergkamp

    georgian you should build it an contact arsenal,trust me they will give you tickets for the first georgian supporters club

  36. bergkamp

    yeah iv heard that bear started up the hooligan thing gooners,i also heard he had a rival hooligan at arsenal an gave him a woopdown infront of paul davis an mickey thomas at a party off holloway road,that fella is a spurs guy now avenell, but im sure the EIE was the bear call

  37. bergkamp

    the other rivals were the G-force and the gooners,the gooners have registered their trademark an i think arsenal are tryin to buy it off them avenell

  46. georgian-gunnner

    georgian-gunnner Says:
    November 27, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    bergkamp, levan yenia is awarded as one of the best talents in ex-ssr countries, many compare him with kinkladze… he is 18 years old and play for shalke 04.. but i believe he will be better… he has also played in national team and scored goals…
    bergkam, i think you didn’t see this comment :mrgreen:

  47. bergkamp

    yeah thats the vid i watched, one part he does about 3 onetwos an runs the length georgian,is this the dave beckham of georgia then?

  48. georgian-gunnner

    bergkamp,yes maybe :D he is regarded as the best youngster, when he was 14 years his team lokomotiv tbilisi won foxkids cup, he was capitan, in this cup, teams like barca sevilla az and otherts take part in..at 17 years he help to georgian national team to bit scotland. as a result italy and france took place at euro2008, he also scored to wales and irland…and at shalke 2 made 24 assists and 14 goals in 25 appearance… and the main he is a huge fun of ARSENAL :D

  49. alex

    Meanwhile, AC Milan are weighing up a £5million offer for troubled Arsenal star William Gallas, according to reports.

    The Sun suggests that Milan boss Carlo Ancelotti sees the defender as an ideal replacement for 40-year-old Paolo Maldini and will look to bring him to the San Siro in January.

    any truth lads?

  60. ethangunner

    paulinho

    He very well could be in a conscious coma. Haven’t thought of that.

    hahaha i know a few fuckers like that :)

    naturally stoned ?

  61. ethangunner

    chary

    i still think you look like dirk !
    with that big cigar of yours im sure you have a few stories too tell …

    in the 80′s :)

    hmmmm actually so do i :)

  62. kelsey

    I hope we negotiate in £sterling if we buy from abroad.If a european player is priced in euros we are paying 33% more on the exchange than 6 months ago.

  63. ethangunner

    benzema – villa combo up front would rip a new asshole in any EPL team ..
    get ribery .. yaya

    and get kompany of those man shitty assholes and we would have a team …

    oh and gourcuff !

    and play jack FFS !

    spend 50Mil and motor forward !

  64. kelsey

    DG he has no choice but to sell gallas in january,someone has to made an example of,i just wish it would have been ade in the summer.he was hot then,now he isn’t even luke warm

  67. charybdis1966

    LOL Ethan – when I met him 6 years ago he thought he was looking in a mirrior !

    Had to give up cigars but had fun when I did smoke ‘em.

    Always cleared a big space at the bar in night clubs – but sadly scared the ladeez off -so no change there !

  68. ethangunner

    chary

    you can hardly go to a nightclub now that dont tell you too fuck right off track when you light up
    one of those bad boys !

    cafe cream – orientals for me ! hmmmm … but i never really was a big smoker ..im a social drinker – social smoker .. only ..

  69. ethangunner

    kelsey

    i doubt wenger will get rid of gallas , for the rest of this season anyhow !
    its in gallas’s best interests also …
    he will only get limited bites in jan . he wouldnt of played again if he was leaving !
    he would of been magically injured .. then sold ..

    too his credit he bit his tongue and did his bit the other night !
    he had a near fatal hic-cup . but i doubt wenger will be so eager to get rid of experience ..

    gallas might want to leave however .. but im sure he will have more options open too him at the close of the regular season .. he wont move for movings sake ..

  71. charybdis1966

    It was the late 80′s and 90′s when I still went to clubs Ethan and it was allowed back then.
    Anyhoo, I’m far too ancient to go to one now. They’d probably think I was a cabbie if I went to one now. :)

  72. avenell

    The only thing about Gallas moving in Jan is he will be 32 when next season starts..
    31 sounds better!!

    Well actually 32 sound pretty good. ;)

  73. ethangunner

    bergkamp

    why not ?
    its not like we have been all that successful too date ?
    or are you watching a different arsenal ?

    you cannot train up strikers ! you either have it like villa or you dont like ade – nik .
    and we should of got ribery ! and we need a classy defender !

    im amazed that people have been so conditioned with wengeritis that they have lowered there standards without even thinking ! Most cannot accept that we should have top class players at our club any more !!

    when the board sell out ! we will get these quality players again !
    its only a matter of time !

  74. Paulinho

    I wonder if Cesc will shake that wanker John Terry’s hand in the tunnel….. He will have to stand tall and be prepared to brawl.

    Then the match will start and I’ll stop watching the X-rated massacre that will ensue :)

  75. ethangunner

    chary

    yes same time line here too !
    but i go out too a few pubs here and most places tell you to go outside !

    the pricks !

    you used to be able to smoke a j in a night club in the 80′s :)
    your right they didnt care what you did back then !
    what a good time to be alive !!!

  78. ethangunner

    avenell

    my parents emigrated to Australia in the late 70′s
    i went back to the uk in 1982 ..a 4 month holiday .. road trip ..

    around the years 1993- 2000 me and a few lads came over to Thailand every year for 2 weeks or 4 weeks at a time .. once i left the Mrs back in Australia we sold the houses .. i said fuck it !

    and came to Thailand .. every minute i was in australia i was saving up to come too thailand :)
    so i thought screw that why not just live here ! the rest is history ..

  81. ethangunner

    avenell

    gallas will still have 2 -3 good years left in him .. he will be good for a move if he really wants too at the end of the season . ..
    look at pires with villareal .. someone will want him (gallas) ..just like pires .

    but unless a dream appointment comes his way in jan , im sure he will just look to finishing off the season.
    and then worry about it , and i think wenger will be of the same train of thought .

    If he was so disgruntled with wenger/ arsenal he would have just not played for us again ..
    im happy that in the short term he is staying ..

  82. howard

    I’ll be happy to see Sidwel and Upson back but let’s face it. It won’t happen even though Upson is now a better player than any of our CB.

    Forget it.

  85. ethangunner

    for most of my life , in Kent .. when my mums, mum died she got the house .. it was huge compared to my dads flat in north london .. so we moved out too the sea side and we got rich on selling fish and chips :) sold up and left the UK in 1977 i think ..

    we didnt go to australia on the 1 pound ticket .. we were real emigrators :)

  87. avenell

    West ham have got to choke up £32 mill and the icelandic owner isn’t doing so good..
    So you never know !!

    I’ve got used to no signings every year though!! ;)

  88. charybdis1966

    Hello DDM,

    I thought Gallas may get a bit of jeering on Tuesday but I didn’t hear any and I think he played well enough. He got injured on one of his runs upfield but the supporters were sympathetic while he was down. He needs to stay –to the season end if we don’t get a world class replacement in January.

  89. ethangunner

    chary

    i agree , and i cant see gallas leaving either .. not in the short term anyhow .
    but all it will take is juve or someone too throw a fewrumors around over the next 4 weeks
    and he might go .. but im sure wenger wants him to stay on for at least the rest of this season ..

  92. Big Raddy

    Avenell. You still here ?

    I would have gone to the Leeds game , but it was too f’ing cold !!

    And I still have my rosette from the Swindon LCF. !!

  95. avenell

    Big R.. I must of missed this Leeds game… When was it? I’ve never been to highbury with less than 15,000 in except the reserve game when big Tone came out..

    I was only 6 when we played Swindon, didn’t go until I was 8…

  97. Big Raddy

    Sorry Avenell. Must have been another Le Grover (just checked – it was Goonerman).

    I went to the TA game as well.

    Did you go to the games when we had screens beaming back from away games. There were thousands of us singing at a bloody TV screen …… bizarre.

    No Paul. Clock End

  100. avenell

    When Tone goes up to win the FA cup we will be there. I went to 1 game with a big screen on the half way line, and sat in the North Bank.
    Must of been in the nineties..

    Big R Leeds game?

    Paul.. Clock End!!

    North Bank give us a song, North Bank North Bank give us a song…

  103. JonJon

    hi mate,

    no not yet, been at work all day, first day back after being ill, dint have chance to, but will do it tonight,

    whats going on, anything exciting???

  105. kelsey

    Evening all,
    ‘are we down memory lane tonight.

    Ethan made your money on fish and chips,good luck to your folks.

    Raddy,did you have to bring that swindon game up yet again.

    I was thinking of all the new wave chelsea fans.they waited 50 years to win the league again and without abramovich most probably would still be waiting.

  106. JonJon

    My earliest memories were in the mid eighties but i was knee high to a grass hopper so they are very vague.

    my proper earliest memory was the 89 game against luckypool, my grandad was junping around the house and it was the only time i seen him cry.

  109. JonJon

    your right there kelsey, chelsea were nothing before he took over, they were a top 6 team at best, even though they had good players, but buying the league doesnt have the same ring to it as winning the league and going unbeaten.

    the mighty always fall kelsey,

    abramovic is no longer the top dog in the playground, he’ll end up taking his ball home,and his wallet and chelsea will be screwed

  110. kelsey

    avenell,no we have never met but we lived close by to each other.We flipped a coin,he got denmark,i got spain :)

    maybe we know you

  112. Big Raddy

    Sorry. Dinner break.

    Kelsey and I are similar ages, and lived just a few miles apart, but never met.

    I am so f’ing old, that I saw Stanley Matthews play at Highbury (though he was was about 50 at the time.)

    But …. try to live in the ‘Now’. So, I am looking forward to finding a stream for the Pompey game, and hopefully see how Swiss is doing.

    Thinking of Pompey …. we should have signed Muntari – fine player (even if he is African)

  114. raif

    Big Raddy

    what you think of Man Shitys Transfer plans for Jan? Terry, Kolo, Buffon.

    you think they will get anyof them players? or anyone esle on that elusive list of there’s

  115. kingsley

    signing suggestion…eider gudjohnsen? experienced, good technique, good goal scoring record, perfect to play in the hole or in a 5 man midfield. played in prem before…and cheap as his contract is nearly up!

  117. raif

    kingsley

    wasnt we looking at him before he went to the Chavs?

    iv always liked Eider Gudjohnsen, but i dont know if his past it to be playing at arsenal now

  118. avenell

    Kelsey.. You, Raddy and Peaches are North London. I was a Hertford North commuter like Rasputin.. So I doubt it mate..

  119. JonJon

    signing suggestion, podolski!!!

    23years old, 31goals in 60 apps for the germans and pace to burn, thats proven quality

    he wants to leave and bayern want to sell, he’d be a bargain

  120. raif

    JonJon

    if we get him what striker do we get rid off?

    as he wants to leave as he aint getting playing time. and to be honest he will have the same porblem with us aswell.

  121. JonJon

    Raif, toure did an interview and didnt exacty say he didnt want to leave,

    he said he just wants to return from his injury and see what happens

    if citeh make a good bid, he might go

  122. kelsey

    very observant avenell.

    evening raif, how is the little one

    our luck we will sell toure let gallas go,senderos wont come back,no one will be replaced and wengergod will have belief in his players.

  123. kingsley

    he’s only 30. he is quality but just isnt the sort of player wenger goes for i guess. i just think we look a better team when we have just ade upfront and someone droping off him into midfield….basically just like hleb did for us last year.

  124. raif

    JonJon

    i dont think so to be honest. i think thats his way of saying.

    “if the price is right arsernal just might want to sell me” “Gulp”

    rather then him actully wanting to leave. but thats just me thinking that

  125. Big Raddy

    I don’t think AW will sign another striker.

    We will get a mifielder in Jan (if we are lucky)

    As to Citeh. Would Buffon go there? No

    Would the Chavs really sell JT ? No

    Kolo ? No.

    They got Robinho because he was for sale, and they outbid the Chavs. But it wil be an interesting Transfer Window.

  126. raif

    kingsley

    i really want to see ADE & VELA. get a run of games up front together. i think they could work. Power, pace, hight, skill, between them they could have everything. the perfect little and Large combo

  127. avenell

    Where are you in Spain?

    I only went once on my motorbike, stayed at Solou, then went down to Gandia wasn’t chuffed..
    So we fucked off up to Andorra!!

  129. Big Raddy

    Kelsey, you are sounding very negative. I know we are struggling – but we have shown that the team can compete if we can stay injury – free.

  131. JonJon

    I didnt think so either BR

    but eduardos going to take a while to get fit, walcotts out for time, and the rest cant finish their dinner at the minute.

    Raif, thats what i meant, i think wenger will take the offer.

    silvestre and JD are aheadof him now and wenger might sell him to raise the funds to buy a quality CB

  134. Big Raddy

    Avenell. Something tells me that the wealthy residents of Southern Spain were not too upset when you and your bike went North …..

    No disrespect, :-)

  142. raif

    Big Raddy

    i heard somone was actully Looking at Song belive it or not. i tihnk it could have been Juve, i was shocked as if its true i would SELL SELL SELL!

  143. JonJon

    raif

    good man

    city say money is no object we should see if they mean it

    id take 12mil for kolo 18 would be awesome and city would be daft enough to do it,

    we could offer them song too, they might fall for it, after all they bought benjani

  145. kingsley

    did anyone watch cana play against liverpool last nite? i thought he looked good. i’m not convinced by veloso though. that was actually his first start this season for sporting, he been on the bench the rest of the time.

  146. raif

    JonJ

    i agree., if money is no object for them i would seriously test there resolve.

    they want KOLO. “come and give me a offer i cant refuse” i would tell them.
    18mill and his all urs. if they say NO i say bye bye lol.

  147. JonJon

    so its agreed, we sell eboue kolo song and bendtner

    and buy podolski alonso xavi and richards

    then we go on an unbeaten run and win the quadruple,

    then i wake up.

  148. JonJon

    veloso was immense last season, he and moutinho are the reason they are in the CL

    hes been injured a while and is regaining fitness.

  149. A

    None of those players would get in our team, except for xavi ahead of cesc, and cesc really isn’t our problem! Richards been pants this season, xavi could only play instead of cesc, and podolski isn’t in the same league as van persie….

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