Cesc to be our new captain, fantastic! or should I say ‘Captain fantastic’ he should have done that in the summer but better late than never.
I don’t believe it’s a cynical ploy to keep him this summer, I think Cesc wears his heart on his shirt and always has done, he’s as Arsenal as Tony Adams and his face when scoring against Milan last year and Sunderland this, says it all, making him captain will bring his game back.
It will also give him a say on how we play, who, if anyone we buy, and it gives him a voice on the team for the first time in his career and that can only be good for us, the fans, it may also attract some world class talent in January.
All he needs to do now is tell the boss what he thinks of Song, but enough of that now, lets talk about tonight and Sunday.
I believe that we will win convincingly this evening and if Cesc can convince the boss to let him play alongside Rambo, with Wilshere and Vela out wide we could be unstoppable.
I am going to suggest a line up that is unique to football and if Wenger reads this and follows it, it could unseat the chavs on Sunday as well as Kiev tonight.
2-4-4 what you say? 2-4-4? there’s no such thing, well read on my friends. Injuries permitting.
Fabianski
Djourou Gallas
Sagna Fabregas Ramsey Clichy
Wilshere Simpson RVP Vela
With two of the middle four going back when needed and the same with the front 4.
Pedro and I have always remained faithful to our policy of not commenting on other blogs (save our good friend Wrighty7) especially if they bad mouth us, that way we starve them of oxygen and don’t allow them their 15 minutes of fame, however I’m breaking the rule for this twerp but not so much that I’ll publish his name, I won’t give him that satisfaction.
Yesterday we had a classic AKB on, only this one writes his own blog. People in the past have used their blogs to rant about Le Grove, which we have always found amusing as it’s often the only way they get read, however this particular blog is so dreadful he only got 7 comments for his article all day, in fact I went back and found he only had 28 comments for his last 11 posts and some of those comments were from Grovers telling him what a sad bastard he was. Well pencil dick, if you don’t like Piers Morgan, Myles Palmer or me don’t read our sites, I sure as hell don’t read yours.
If I could have a bet on who this twit is I would go for – never worked, still a student, may even be in the union, lives with his mummy when he’s not at Uni, thinks he’s intellectually superior to anyone who writes a blog and thinks he can do it better than anyone else. Finally because he’s still not a real man yet, threatens people when he’s on the other side of the internet where he’s safe, like the AKB children do at the weekend. Oh and has only been to the Arsenal with a grown up and sure as hell has never bought a season ticket!
Our policy obviously works because almost all the offending blogs now seem to share our view on all things Arsenal, which as you can imagine, we find mildly amusing and incredibly ironic!
Enough on that, we move on, so if Wenger plays this team and plays all these players in their real positions, I can see us taking the chavs apart too, we beat the Mancs, the chavs are no better and they will be super confident, so by my twisted logic, we can beat them too, then we’ll be back in it and that 40-1 bet looks like a good one.
So tonight let’s get behind the boys, let Cesc know what we think of him being captain and tear them three new rectums, tonight we can find Jerusalem, tonight we begin our long awaited season, tonight we qualify for the next round of the European cup we are going to win, tonight we win by three clear goals, tonight is Cesc’s night, go forth Arsenal and multiply!
And for all of us that are there, let the world hear the library has closed!
Have a great day Grovers, have a great night Cesc, pick the right team Arsene and God will do the rest, Whoever your God is!
P.S. Just before I go… Pedro has 2 spare tickets for club level tomorrow (half price)!
RvP cant play left wing at all, but playing right allows him to come onto his left. where he is strongest, i agree though A not in a 442 but if we play 433 he could be considered
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Spurdozer, Wilshere did exactly what he should have when he came on. He tried to dribble, made the smart options look easy, don’t remember him giving the ball away when he came on. He has just about enough tricks to beat people. So what he is 16, HE SHOULD PLAY!!!!
Does anyone rate podolski??? Bayern have said if he wants to go he can. hes been unsettled a while, i dont know anything about him but alot of people say hes good,
Podolski is basically Van Persie lol. They are almost identical. It would be dumb to get Podolski when we have Van Persie.
He’s good JonJon, but not a ready made, he would need to be gradually broken into the Premier League, especially with lack of match experience at Bayern Munich, so a great addition, but more of a luxury than a necessity.
for me in the midfield
SONG AND DENILSON ,SPELL
SELLEY AND HILLIER
NOT WAY NOT FUCKING GOOD ENOUGH ,NEVER
song is super shit, and denilson has all the strength of Bambi
stop playing those two boss ,if they both play there on sunday we will be in trouble.
But walcotts out for a while what if podolski came on loan and played wing??
Simon, don’t look forward to Sunday, pray for a draw.
nasri and diaby should be back sunday so hopefully song wont play
Possibly JoJon, but he is more of a striker, we might as well buy a proper winger. Ashley Young would do nicely on left wing since Nasri can play on either wing.
FINEST I’M ON MY KNEE’S NOW ,i’ll even go to confession if this helps the boys on sunday.
Match report… done.
See you all tomorrow!
Have a good one!
we wouldnt be able to afford young finest, villa arent in financial difficulty and we are now regarded as there rivals for 4th, theres no way he will come to us, unless he handed in a request, even then hed be more than 25mil,
altough id love young, 9mil for him was a bargain
Great note on the winger subject , we need help in january at that position ,Big Time ,
especially with theo out and the uncertiancy surrounding rosicknotes return.
walcotts not really a winger though either come to think of it, hes just a stop gap for rosicky
Unfortunately , the idiot spud that is Pleat summed up Alex Song perfectly . When Kiev broke 4 against 3 and the guy that was suppoesed to be protecting the back four was seen jogging some 20 yards from the scene each time .
he said ” he looks like he treads water ” .
for once Mr Pleat you are BANG ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no need to say anymore than that
if we play 4-3-3
With V.P on the left who is going int the middle and on the right??
Bentner up front with Diaby???
I think i like that idea.
did someone on here really ask why denilson doesnt run at defenders like kaka or xavi?? please tell me my eyes were lying
van was fucking awful again
LOL bergkamp you saw right
we dont really have the personnel to play 433 david
but if we did it i would say
diaby cesc nasri
rvp ade vela
Pleat also said Wenger makes at least one subsitution at half time…
WTF is that prostitute shagging tosser on about?
Why can’t we have a ex gunner commentating on our games like ManU and the Scousers have?
LOL avenall
WATCH THE GAME AGAIN GUYS.
SONG WAS THE ONE BRAKING UP KIEV AND his passing was awsome. lost the ball once!!! as David pointed out. I HATE HIM, BUT I have to admit he was very good.
David
I take it you are joking . Bentner , please , and to slag of denilson so much . yes agree he is not ready and maybe not quite good enough but I feel sorry for him being played so out of position . what do you expect ! blame the manager for not strenghtening the squad .
on the positive Jack Wilshire ! reminds a little of a young gazzer who is hungry for the ball .
ps guys , I noticed the bench telling Gallas to be more vocal . I guess now he will think fuck you lot , I will just play and you lot can take the lead ???
Am I right ?
Is Ade fit to play?
And Carlos was exceptional tonite…along with clichy.
I think we can play 4-3-3….And i think we should….There is no added value using a 4-5-1 playing Song and Denilson
JonJon i blinked an it was infront of me an i thought it was a joke,if it was that easy to run at defenders,no trick to it kaka wouldnt be famous
Just got back from the game, I’ve only seen us play about 10 times but I’v only ever seen us win so I must be lucky. We were rubbish for a lot of the game. Denilson was terrible. Had a great tour of finsbury park station after the game though.
Maek,
song wasnt breaking anything up he was nowhere near the kiev players all game they passed through our midfield like it wasnt there but couldnt get past the defence
the only thing he was breaking was a sweat trying to keep up with the pace.
I know JonJon, Randy Lerner is not about to sacrifice one of his match winners, but hey you never know.
Simon, lets hope we get lucky, with the team down to the bare bones and Chelsea without any major problems since they have stockpiles of world class players, we are major underdogs and lets hope they can’t be arsed….and that our players will, but since it’s a derby, both teams will be up for it big time. That’s the only positive about it, the derby factor always plays a role.
we need physical presence,we scored but never looked like scoring, robin was in an out,carlos was trying with no support an the defenders got dazzled by poof boots,i say bring back ade an play him with carlos against chelsea,vans too predictable
Jules .. How do you know he was talking to Gallas???
Jules
If anyone knows me on here…they know i dnt rate Bentner…..but i do feel that if we play 4-3-3..he would work nicely in that formation…with his passing ability.
Thanks Maek
Finally someone agrees Song did an OK job!
Maek
wot rubbish . I don,t need to watch it again . he was ok first half after that he left the back 4 totally exposed yards from anywhere barely jogging when kiev broke forward .
no where near good enough . a dm is meant to protect / sit in front of the back 4 not expose it
LOL bergkamp
what id give for a kaka or a xavi in this team
Song’s tackling was the only decent thing about him today Maek. His off the ball movement defensively was alarmingly bad for a supposed defensive midfielder.
bergkamp
When have you seen Kaka dribble 1 defender???
He runs past them like they dont exist…just like Wright-philips…
Are you saying that a CAM doenst run past defenders?
lol the bench telling gallas to be more vocal?? an denilson playing out of position?? you mean on the pitch?
Denilson said…. “if you want me to play like Kaka, pay me like Kaka”..
Oh no it wasn’t that was Ade talking about Henry..
Dazzled by poof boots lmao
avenell .
pitchside commentator said Pat rice was telling Willy to be more vocal after saying how quiet he was .
wtf? I thought wenger liked players with pace? song has absolutely no pace at all. denilson isn’t strong enough to be a DM or has the best positioning to snuff off attacks.
selling gilberto was one of the biggest mistakes wenger made in his arsenal career. he was a solid DM. FFS he is a captain of brazil and we let him go??wenger should seriously rethink about his age thing. we let pires and gilberto go cos of their age. they are both solid players.
fab4 has to play more defensively as he has to always trackback to help the DM. Need a DM like Makelele, that should release fab and he would score goals like last season.
song aint cutting it. I think this season song wont be dropped like last season when eboue kept on playing n playing n ………….. when he should have been dropped.
Still didn’t see the desire to win it, not much passion amongst the players. I hope this will change soon.
david im sayin if someone belives denilson has the height an pace to shrug defenders like kaka then they need to watch a difference sport,all im sayin is is someone said why doesnt denilson run at defenders like kaka?? same reason cesc dont,same reason rvp dont
theres a real gay theme goin on over the emirates,the subs were even warming up in pink vests
Pichside commentator? …
He is 80ft up in the stands,, If he said Pat Rice had Emu on his arm would you beleive him?
pink in boots !
i wish denilson could run at defenders like kaka does,id buy a dm an drop cesc
how is a pitchside commentator 80ft up in the stands ?
David
Denilson and cesc are both attacking mids but they are different to the likes of kaka. kaka runs at people and cesc passes through them. denilson is in the same mould as cecs but he is nowhere near ready. asking him to play DM and wing every week is messing up his game.
gallas still has a duty to speak to his defensive line,captain or no captain he is still a leader on the pitch
Bergkamp
I agree with you mate that someone was me…and we had a discussion about that that you caught on much later…
If Denilson is Cesc’s understudy he is light years away from where he needs to be…
Song needs a DM …. up his arse.. a Doc Marten!!!!
the thing is jonjon denilson has spent much of this season playin the attackin mid role, cesc has been the one to anchor the midfield infront of the defence
Bergkamp
Its isnt gay…Its just PINK POWER!!! lol…ok it is gay
finest let us pray,
one thing though your right it being a derby cesc will leave it all on the pitch on sunday hopefully the others will follow his lead, a draw will be a moral victory
good night grovers ,
hang on avenell !!
Do you know me , reveal yourself
i like denilson,i just think he has been given an oportunity which may be a bit too big for him,the team aint playin well,i think he would have fell better into the team had we a proper dm an cesc got injured,but they way it is denilson should still be doing better to stay in the team,he can hear whats being said,he knows everyone wants a dm,the least he could do is stop strolling an defend with more conviction
I think we can and should win it…
We play a 4-3-3 and play with some URGENCY TO SCORE A GOAL….WE WILL WIN IT!
Shite…We’ll WIN ANYTHING WITH URGENCY TO SCORE.
avenell ??
Bergkamp,
thats why our defence has been crap all season, neither cesc or denilson are defensive mids and denilson isnt ready yet
maybe the kit man vik akers put the whites in with niks kinky boots an now all the bibs an the womens teams Gstrings are all pink
well said Bergkamp
Well fuking said Mate!
One thing I cannot Tolerate…is I dont mind if you give the ball away cheaply…as long as you stand up and fight to get it back….
Nikki Pink Boots and Denilson dont do this…at least Song does.
Pink Boots, coming out, Is this a Arsenal site?
one of the main problems at arsenal this season is weve lost posesion too easy,like man city on saturday,van persie holds the ball up,the midfield get higher up the pitch than him an instead of playin the easy ball he loses it an we get broken against, we need a real dm who can just cut out things before they happen,gilberto could spot danger before the oposition,cesc an denilson only see infront of them
maybe thats why gallas kicked off and said we needed to be warriors. nikki b doesnt exactly bring fear into the opponents by warming up in pink boots and a pink bib
hes probably got a pink cushion in the dressing room with NB embroided on it in gold
maybe now we know why steve bruce is after nik BENDTner,he swapped his daughter for her hairdresser
oh well avenell , maybe you don,t , what you said was just a coincidence .
ps . thanks for enlightening me . all those years when at boxing they say , lets go to our ringside commentators , they were actually up 80 ft in the bar !!
Stuffed the Chicken Kiev Bastards. Chelsea next.
in togo they hate manlovers,maybe thats why ade wants to give nik a good slap every now an again
agreed about gilberto bergkamp,
we need midfielders who have a defensive side to their game and not just a creative one.
we have none whatsoever
lol
mr jules,captain or not,willy gallas is senior an he should keep his defenders on their toes,get in their ears,tell them to push up, you cant rely on one player to be the boss, viera took a regular earful from keown in his day
hey jon jon
someones noticed !!
bergkamp
totally agree with you mate….that last game with City…
One minute it was a goal kick…the next second it was a goal…
HOW in all that is sane on this side of reality do we lose the ball so cheaply?
A goal kick? and then they counter-attack and score?
JonJon thats coz they aint the best dribblers of the ball and usually cost quite a bit of cash unless they are working in a bean factory in brazil like gilberto, last season we had 3 now we have none,thats what arsene will be asking santa for,they dont even have to be hard as nails,just able to hold up play an slow teams down till we can get back defending in numbers!
Jules I didn’t hear any pitch side commentator just the one with the Luton Ripper as back up.
Was having a
i tell u what,robin was tryin to do too many stepovers against city,2-0 down an you dont fuck about, you move the ball faster, van lost posesion with the whole midfield ahead of him an didnt even try chase back, that really pissed me off,people talk about the young players but in my eyes its the seniors who seem to be a weak link
NIKKI-BIG BALLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I FUCKING NEW HE WOULD SCORE. EVERYONE NEXT TO ME AT THE GAME WAS SLAGING HIM OFF. I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO WAS TELLING EVERYONE TO KEEP THE FAITH IN HIM. LOL IM GLAD HE SCORED.
everyone took an earful from keown, keown was the type of player the manager kept locked in a cage in the dressing room, and only let him out for matches.
we need some more of them players, cana springs to mind.
up until a few years ago how many red cards did we get under wenger?? was it close to 50, that part of our game has gone and players only get red for petulance like RVP, not kicking the shit out of people and these years were our most successful under wenger, so why change it and allow us to be targets of the bullyboys??
We used to be the bully boys, if we couldnt play you off the park we’d kick you off it.
we need to get that back
Jules….. What was the coincidence?
And where are you from as a matter of interest?
even freddie wouldnt be seen dead in pink boots,pink pants but not boots
Spot on AGAIN BergKamp!
You read minds now!
see when we was the bullys they told us to clean up our act,now everyone has become exactly what we were an they tell us to toughen up
Well January cant come any quicker….
We need a Keeper…A DM and a bunch of Real Wingers….
How Shit did RvP play today. the man was playing so deep i thought he was playing Center Back. bloody shocking.
Vela Shouldnt have came off he was our most dangerous player.
but for real we really need a better physical presence up front,nikki b did exactly wat he should be doin more often,good centre forward play,not none of the standing on the wing, get in the middle and score them kind of goals,throw your elbows all over the place an clatter the goalkeeper at any given oportunity,for me that is how nik should be
We need a couple of DM’s in case one is injured or suspended!!!! lol
Avenell .
they went down to the pitchside geezer who said about it , buy hey , who gives a fuck !
Funny , I thought you were winding me up and you know me as you mentioned who I work for !! coincidence .
Anyway , I am going to call it a night so . nite all . and at least we won eh !??
ps , yep get rid of the s@x c$se ex spud pleat love rat and get a fucking gooner to commentate for our games !
raif lol dont slag off van,if the american gooners come on here you will get mullered
JonJon thats exactly what i said yesterday,we need stock,not just one
bergkamp
cisse had pink hair the last time i seen, do you think wenger will by him in jan???
rvp doesnt pla well without ade,an ade doesnt score with rvp,ade seems to give him plenty of asists and then everyone says play bendtner instead
Avenell .
work for Dr Martens . live in Biggleswade , Beds , Grew up in Barnet so been going to the gooners since I was 14 . now old git 42 , siver scheme member ,mate has my season ticket
goodnight guys .
Vela is Our Most Dangerous Player…
Which is why Arsene baffles me when the obvious choices to come off (Denilson, Song)
I think the nxt match we play the Carling Cup kids…definately
i think cisse looks too much like gallas,but he is often out injured so you never know JonJon
lol bring them on.
Tonight he was shit. and ill tell the american he would make a excellent QUATERBACK aswell
i think when Ade Gets back its time for him to sit on the Bench for a bit and Vela get a run out instead
And I predicted the score.. 3.36pm… Mystic Avenell..
Anyone want to buy some lottery mumbers?..
Jules i hope you dont wear the DM’s with the union jack printed on them
hargreaves is always injured, fergie is said to be ready to offload him, whats betting hes an arsenal play next year???
lol
Jon Jon…lol
Doesnt Sagna have yellow hair??
no Bergy being a gooner , the ones with the French flag on them !
i still say the main thing about rvp is for a man who drops deep he is very uncreative, and them young forwards need better support,ade an vela would offer us so many ways of attacking,long ball,crosses,slooted through balls,van is an out an out back to goal ball to feet man
Or is it pink?
bergkamp
RvP dont play well with Ade either mate. there like chalk and cheese i just cant put my finger on whos the chork and whos the cheese
Geoff I disagree making him captain will not bring his game back it might but I doubt it he needs a much better midfield partner 4 him 2 be a his very best.
Haha david yes, and almunias got grey hair!!!! are you suprised
lol jules do they really do a french flag pair,they should do them in anything other than the union jack, infact ima buy a cameroon pair
JonJon
we had our chance to get hargreaves and missed it.
Used to drink in Biggleswade many years ago! Think it was the pub in the market square.. My mate used to live on the new estate next to that railway line. Towards the retail park…
id say ade is the cheese,he is the 30 goals striker,an he seems to have the big game knack as well, ade is the cheese an vela is the one who is so unpredictable even jt will worry about divin in
Thats because manutd offered 18mil and wenger couldnt match it, raif we could get him for cheap now but he’ll be rosickys bunk buddy!!!!!
sounds like a perfect wenger signing
hahahahaha sagna has platinum synthetic hair,not yellow,i had a simular style a few years back when being african wasnt in fashion
lmoa hahahahahahahahaa
hargreaves ,we should buy wats his name,the scottish geezer fletcher, he has 2 good games a season an they are both against arsenal
Platinum??? haha…Bling Bling on his Hair…and since when did being African in go out of fashion? Apparently…it does when the ANC comes around..
i know sagna is one of them guys who go’s to the most hardcore ragga crack partys down stoke newington,that hair guarantees him some booty
bergy mate .
I would,nt recommend the cameroon pair as they are twenty yards from anyother fucker and they are not that durable plus they fuck off for a month every two years leaving you in the shit and when they return they just ain,t the same .
If thats the case bergkamp, we should buy delap and all the hull and fulham and sunderland squads
fletcher?
Yes wat a faggit. Like every Manc wanker
lmoa jules
haha JonJon robin van persie tried take a delap throwin today,even his throw ins have too much pace on them
Hull?? Speaking of Hull…..I do think A Geovanni would fit nicely in Arsenal Squad
lmao jules oiiii watch it,cameroon is the most glorious place on earth
Avenell .
probaly the white hart , anyway , we live at the posh end !
haha bergkamp,
on a more serious note though, dont you feel RVP has been a let down thi season?
after all the hype and all the injuries, now hes having a run hes not exactly setting the world alight is he??
what is Imao ?
so for real,i was pleased today,i think cesc is the new all conquoring lion, even during a shyt game the place had a good feel about it this evening
Laugh My Arse Off
LMAO
Geovanni was a bargain for a free transfer david
then again so was mellberg but wenger doesnt do defenders does he
lmao its laughing
Sagna would definately pull in the “Tudor Oaks”
didnt barca pay over 20 mill for giovanni a couple years ago?
LOL = Laugh Out Loud
ROFL = Roll On Floor Laughing
ermmm thats all i can think of so far.. LOL
i think they did come to think of it bergkamp
sagna really needs to change up the weave now though,shabba ranks an rudeboy is out of fashion, he should get pink locks at least
Jules … Is the posh end near that caravan park at Potton End?
ROFLMAO=rolling on floor laughing my arsene off
amazin an man city had giovanni last season, thats gotta be the best signing since christopher wreh
1026 posts – the only gunner forum
Roflmao, what about nelson vivas???
ok , soz for being thick , only no l o l !
Anyway I really must sign off as my wife is dressed as a nurse with a sexual toy in her hand begging me to come to bed as she has been for the last hour .
oh and we will sign three super super quality expirienced players in jan
YEH FUCKING RIGHT !!!! L O L ! Dream On guys
tudor oaks !! lmao !!!! nite
1028 posts and RVP could hit all of them .. eh Bergkamp..
http://www.arsepod.co.uk/2008/2008/11/26/morons-fail-in-bid-to-humiliate-bendtner/
JonJon i wouldnt say RVP has been a let down,i think rvp is great when things are goin well an you have a good balance between defend an attack,van will always do well because he has talent,but no one seems to do well partnering him,if a bid of 12 mill plus came in for van i think theyd rub their hands
PMSL
Piss My Self Laughing
whats that humiliate bendtner thing all about,if you wear pink boots and your name has the word BENDT included in it then you gotta expect some stick especially if you play like ru paul
lmao avenall
wasnt juve after him in the summer for 16mil,
i think RVP is one of them players who needs other good players around him.
he needs space to do his stuff and playing in this team doesnt suit him, but when he played with bobby and freddie and th14 he had all the space in the world.
i think its the same with cesc, he needs other good players around him to bring out his game. playing with denilson and song doesnt do him any justice.
DBPPB=dazzled by pink poof boots
Thomas Vik
i only scand the Blog as im faling asleep but his right people Next to me was riping onto Nikki B and i told them to have faith.
is it any wonder he is low on Confedance when his own fans are slaging him off. is that what we have come to. acting like fucking SPURS Fans. or England Fans when they play at wembley.
i told them all he would score and im sooo fucking happy i was right. IN THERE FUCKING FACES I WAS SCREAMING.
NIKKI BIG BALLS
DBNPKB=dazzled by niks pink kinkyboots