The best decision you’ve made since buying Cesc Fabregas.

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Cesc to be our new captain, fantastic! or should I say ‘Captain fantastic’ he should have done that in the summer but better late than never.

I don’t believe it’s a cynical ploy to keep him this summer, I think Cesc wears his heart on his shirt and always has done, he’s as Arsenal as Tony Adams and his face when scoring against Milan last year and Sunderland this, says it all, making him captain will bring his game back.

It will also give him a say on how we play, who, if anyone we buy, and it gives him a voice on the team for the first time in his career and that can only be good for us, the fans, it may also attract some world class talent in January.

All he needs to do now is tell the boss what he thinks of Song, but enough of that now, lets talk about tonight and Sunday.

I believe that we will win convincingly this evening and if Cesc can convince the boss to let him play alongside Rambo, with Wilshere and Vela out wide we could be unstoppable.

I am going to suggest a line up that is unique to football and if Wenger reads this and follows it, it could unseat the chavs on Sunday as well as Kiev tonight.

2-4-4 what you say? 2-4-4? there’s no such thing, well read on my friends. Injuries permitting.

Fabianski

Djourou Gallas

Sagna Fabregas Ramsey Clichy

Wilshere Simpson RVP Vela

With two of the middle four going back when needed and the same with the front 4.

Pedro and I have always remained faithful to our policy of not commenting on other blogs (save our good friend Wrighty7) especially if they bad mouth us, that way we starve them of oxygen and don’t allow them their 15 minutes of fame, however I’m breaking the rule for this twerp but not so much that I’ll publish his name, I won’t give him that satisfaction.

Yesterday we had a classic AKB on, only this one writes his own blog. People in the past have used their blogs to rant about Le Grove, which we have always found amusing as it’s often the only way they get read, however this particular blog is so dreadful he only got 7 comments for his article all day, in fact I went back and found he only had 28 comments for his last 11 posts and some of those comments were from Grovers telling him what a sad bastard he was. Well pencil dick, if you don’t like Piers Morgan, Myles Palmer or me don’t read our sites, I sure as hell don’t read yours.

If I could have a bet on who this twit is I would go for – never worked, still a student, may even be in the union, lives with his mummy when he’s not at Uni, thinks he’s intellectually superior to anyone who writes a blog and thinks he can do it better than anyone else. Finally because he’s still not a real man yet, threatens people when he’s on the other side of the internet where he’s safe, like the AKB children do at the weekend. Oh and has only been to the Arsenal with a grown up and sure as hell has never bought a season ticket!

Our policy obviously works because almost all the offending blogs now seem to share our view on all things Arsenal, which as you can imagine, we find mildly amusing and incredibly ironic!

Enough on that, we move on, so if Wenger plays this team and plays all these players in their real positions, I can see us taking the chavs apart too, we beat the Mancs, the chavs are no better and they will be super confident, so by my twisted logic, we can beat them too, then we’ll be back in it and that 40-1 bet looks like a good one.

So tonight let’s get behind the boys, let Cesc know what we think of him being captain and tear them three new rectums, tonight we can find Jerusalem, tonight we begin our long awaited season, tonight we qualify for the next round of the European cup we are going to win, tonight we win by three clear goals, tonight is Cesc’s night, go forth Arsenal and multiply!

And for all of us that are there, let the world hear the library has closed!

Have a great day Grovers, have a great night Cesc, pick the right team Arsene and God will do the rest, Whoever your God is!

P.S. Just before I go… Pedro has 2 spare tickets for club level tomorrow (half price)!

1,140 Responses to “The best decision you’ve made since buying Cesc Fabregas.”

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  5. bergkamp

    was it for charity?? which charity?? and why aint no one else wearing pink boots?? why dont he just get his wallet out?

  8. bergkamp

    what a goal line clearance by gallas,does that go down as an owngoal line clearance or just helpin the enemy?,and why does gallas always slip after doin well?? an he never came to greet the red action like usual,he just stormed off after the match

  10. JonJon

    maybe gallas did that because he made a cock up in defence and did a bendtner on the line, maybe he thought he didnt deserve a clap from the fans

    its too early after the gallasgate, i wouldnt look too much into it

    if he wants to stay, then lets give him time, he probably feels embarrased more than anything, we need to get behind him.

  11. bergkamp

    did anyone see the highlights of lyon v fiorentina?? see that guys freekicks that hit the bar,dear oh dear,thats a freekick taker,he hit the bar twice in one game from like 40 yards

  14. bergkamp

    when he went into the tunnel im sure it was ade who greeted him,ade probly cant read so dont know it said captain on the armband or whats been goin on in the papers

  16. Kun_A

    for AKB’s
    AKB (guide number two-copyright- lol)
    Arsene Knows Brigade(real)
    Arsene Knows Bollucks(true)
    Arsene’s Kunt Bollucks(piss)
    Arse’s Kunt Big(piss)
    Arse’s Kunt Burnt(piss)
    Arsenal’s Krisis Big(true-was till now)
    Arsenal Kan’t Beat? (not anymore)
    and coming soon:
    Arsenal Krushes Blues!!!!!(the near future)
    Optimism! Have It!!!
    and oh:
    Arsenal Koolest(of) Big4!

  17. David

    At least Chelsea Wont have Drogba…they will however have Anelka…and God knows that french bastard likes to score against us…

  23. JonJon

    best commentator line ever

    im watching a repeat of the PSG lyon game and boumsong just took a whack in the balls from a long shot at speed.

    commentator says ohh mrs boumsong wont be happy, classic

  26. bergkamp

    how did that sheffield united geezer actually get off scotfree for blatantly elbowin that geezer in the head after the player complained about him twice to the ref an the cameras caught him threatening to do him again, thats the same bloke who blatantly punched van in the ribs from behind a couple years back

  31. JonJon

    because its the coca cola league and it was englishman on englishman, your allowed to hospitalise people and bring knuckle dusters onto the pitch.

    if it was the premier league and he’d of done it to ronaldo he’d of been given a 18year suspension and his club would have been liquidised

  32. bergkamp

    JonJon if he’d have done it to eduardo too. but for real,the player said he was gonna do him an he did it so blatant an coz the ref booked him they cant do nothing,the games a joke

  33. bergkamp

    he gets zero punishment ,but like the ade tackle at stoke the ref said the ball was out of play so he couldnt do nothing,so why didnt the police have a look??

  35. JonJon

    exactley mate anywhere else its assualt!!!! he should never play again

    didnt big duncan ferguson once get jailed for butting a player in scotland

  38. bergkamp

    duncan went down for headbutting someone yeah, see but that player elbowed him twice and when he complained to the ref the ref waved him away and then the bloke told him he was gonna do him again,its unbelievable,you could get nicked for threatening to elbow someone on the street

  42. bergkamp

    its one thing scarface wearing pink poof boots,NIK shouldnt wear them though, great players can wear pink boots,young players just look gay

  43. JonJon

    you would get time for doing that to someone on the street.

    i hope barnsley take it further and the tosser gets fucked for it

    that poor lad my never play again

    where the lad who did it will be playing next sat

  44. bergkamp

    that fella had proper brain surgery to save his life,an they treat the vicious mug like he is the victim,just like martin taylor

  46. bergkamp

    hopefully barnsley take this all through the courts an get a result,it could change all this soft respect the ref bollocks

  47. bergkamp

    thing is matey was on camera tellin him to shut his mouth or he would elbow him again an he did,two years earlier he blatantly punched van in the ribs when they beat us 1-0 away

  49. JonJon

    the FA are a farce overall mate

    look at the international friendlies, wenger and benitez should both be in uproar, gerrard was injured didnt play and dint play the sat after, yet capello demanded he see a club doctor, walcott goes and gets injured for months, rio rooney and lampard pretend their injured, dont play for england but are playing sat for their clubs and nothin gets said.

    fucking bullshit

  50. bergkamp

    haha avenell,sometimes i get carried away,my pals are all john barnes men,london scousers so i got a lot to say but no one to say it to,they love van now that he winds me up, at least pedro an geoff care

  51. bergkamp

    the fa will never challenge fergie,his players are more loyal to him,if the fa challenged fergie i bet half his players would retire from international

  52. avenell

    Lads I’m off to bed some bastard have given me a job to do tomorrow.. out of order as it is.. I have to do it..
    Gnight all!

  56. gnarleygeorge9

    IMO the Little Fella, with the hobbit sized legs; but a big heart Jacky Wilshire made an impact when he came on that was positive :D He is going to be awsome.

  57. gnarleygeorge9

    Still not convinced with Little Nicky :evil: or song, but they were better.

    Technically the goal should not have stood apparently coz it had to be played back to Kiev or a drop ball, & neither happened. Can anyone clarify the situation. Still we deserved things going our way. Cesc is back :) , what an assist.

    Denilson was OK but euro opos aren’t as physical as with the PL so, he still has to convince me he is a full season proposition ;)

    But, I must admit I did a dance in the lounge when the goal went in, what a relief.

  58. gnarleygeorge9

    …..& it was great to see the manager take a gamble with Vela, JD20 & Ramsay, then throw the Jack Russell Terrier & Little Nicky :twisted: on when the game still had to be won.

  59. ReVELAtion

    09/10:

    Landreau/Fabianski/Mannone

    Sagna/Eboue/Hoyte
    Toure/Djourou/Song
    Zapata/Silvestre/Nordviet
    Clichy/Traore/Gibbs

    Rosicky/Walcott/Wilshire
    Fabregas/Denilson/Lansbury
    De Rossi/Ramsey/Randall
    Nasri/Diaby/Merida

    Adebayor/Bendtner/Simpson
    Van Persie/Eduardo/Vela

    Wouldn’t it be great…

  67. Evo in Oz

    yeah happy to qualify with 1 game to spare.

    who thinks its imperative to finish on top, or dont mind if we finish 2nd?

  70. Big Raddy

    We need to finish top. Home leg second etc.

    Wil;shere has time to grow. I grew a few inched after 16 (still can, if I am in the mood :oops: )

  72. gnarleygeorge9

    Good morning/evening London/Sydney/Copenhagen/Pakistan etc

    Cheers Raddy. I predicted 1-0 to The Arsenal, but they left it late, mind.

  73. Big Raddy

    Hi.

    Bit quiet here this morning, though it is early in the UK.

    Much to be worked on after last night, but a step in the right direction. We were missing a number of key players.

    Baca, Ade and Sami should be fit for the Chavs, but I fear for us at Stamford Bridge

  74. Evo in Oz

    the key appears to be fully fit and key position left and right backs with true wingers in front of both. playing make shift right backs and midfielders as wingers is a sure recipie for disaster!

  75. JonJon

    morning grovers,

    GG9

    re; the goal,

    the goal shouldnt have stood, but not because of cescs pass.

    there was no foul, the ref stopped play because JD20 looked hurt and restarted with a drop ball. we had possession anyway when the ref blew the whistle, so cesc didnt have to give it back, it wasnt theirs to give it back to.

    the thing they were moaning about was the fact nikki used his arm to control it before smashing it passed the keeper who was dazzled by niks pink kinkyboots.

  76. Big Raddy

    I have been reading the Newsnow feeds, and it strikes me how totally crap most journalists are.

    Read this. http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/2008/11/26/arsenal-overcome-dynamo-kiev-in-champions-league-thanks-to-nicklas-bendtner-s-pink-power-115875-20925296/

    It is full of inacurracies, fabricated slurs, and an anti – Arsenal bias.

    One can only agree with AW about the way the press conduct their ‘witch-hunts’. As others have said, MU get away with anything. Had an Arsenal player missed the England game through injury, and then played on the Saturday (Rooney/Ferdinand), we would have had headlines about our French manager putting England second.

    Makes me sick

  77. JonJon

    totally agree BR

    i mentioned that last night, the FA and the media are a farce, if that would of been us the headlines would of been WENGER DESTROYS ENGLISH FOOTBALL

    but when man utd do it theres not a mention

    thats why i hate watching arsenal games on sky or setanta, they hate us, itv are the only ones who give us credit.

  78. Big Raddy

    Def Not a handball JJ.

    OK – that was my first rant of the day.

    Here’s another. Players, in particular forwards need confidence,, without it they take the easy option and lay the ball off.

    I read that Nik was given a load of abuse before coming on as sub. IF that is true – how the hell does it help a 20 y.o. kid become a better player ? And as he is picked by AW , how is it his fault ? Do people really imagine he is not trying ? Do they think he doesn’t want the best for the team, and himself ? Bendtner’s whole life is football and Arsenal, he is doing all he can to break into the team., and it is illogical to say that Nik doesn’t try – the problem is that he tries too hard.

    OK – rant over. Now for some breakfast

  80. Evo in Oz

    agreed big rad – no handball – i would be the first to admit if there was any wrong doing.

    i purposely replayed the downloaded goal highlight from arsenalvlog.blogspot.com many times to note that he brought the ball down off the left side of his chest just under the collar bone! legit!

    great strike, great goal by the big fella! bloody muscley bastard too!

  81. JonJon

    LOL BR,

    i was looking at it from a kiev point of view!!!

    There was abuse when nikki cane on during the game but it wasnt because it was nikki, it was wengers sub choice, he was pulling Vela off and alot of fans rate Vela higher in the order than nikki, add that to the fact that Vela was our best player and to pull him off when we needed a goal was puzling, but hey it paid off in the end.

    your right though, theres alot of players in the squad that arent good enough just yet or never will be and its ok for fans to be on their backs in blogs but at the games we should get behind them. its not their fault AW picks them

  82. Big Raddy

    Right. Evo.

    A superb goal. One of the best of the season. Great pass, brilliant control at full speed, and an unstoppable finish.

  84. Evo in Oz

    yep. great control on the left side of his body – Theo take note! you notice he also bumps the ball off his right knee over to his left side and then strikes it beautifully past the keeper into the net!

    Silvestre and Cesc gave him a ripper of a congratulations!

  85. JonJon

    im wrong he didnt pull vela off for bendtner its because he didnt take song or denilson off.

    its too early, il get there in the end.lol

  86. kenny smith

    what would really make my day is if in arsene’s pre match conference before the chelsea game he comes out and says something like “Alex Song has a knock from tuesday and will not play”!!!

  87. JonJon

    it was a well taken goal, but will he do it consistently, or are we going to see another 8 games of nothingness from the lad?

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