Bottenham Shotshy, ha, ha, ha!

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Spurs for the Champions league

Spurs for the Champions league

This will be the year they break into the top four, well them, City, Villa and Newcastle under the great bottler Kevin Keegan, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

David ‘I love myself’ Bentley said with the great signings of Corluka, Bostock, Modric, Gomes and the Russian bloke, we can challenge for the Premiership and get into the champions league, and Ramos said after selling Keane and Berbatov ‘It’s not our fault, we need more time’ Yeah like another 10 years and a billionaire maybe!

I think the spuds were invented to give us gooners a laugh, last night was like going to the picture house and watching Happy Gilmore, it was side splittingly funny, thank you Spurs, you made my day, four games played and 8 points behind already.

Why don’t they sack Ramos and bring in Keegan, that would be even funnier, then build a new ground to equal the Grove, they would never fill it though would they?

Anyway onto us, the real force in North London, tomorrow we enter the champions league den against our nemesis side Kiev, we almost have a full squad to choose from with the exception of Rosicky, Diaby and Nasri, I hope they’ll be ready for the Bolton game, I think it would be a bit risky to throw Diaby on although I think this is the type of game that would suit him.

I expect the only change will be Silvestre on for Gallas and if Clichy is injured then Gallas will move into the left back slot.

Maybe Bendtner and Vela in for Theo and Eboue but I can’t see the point in too many changes, I would have Wilshere on the bench though, he could surprise a few people and he does like a tough game that boy.

So I predict that we will win this one by the odd goal, I would also think about Djourou in there somewhere, but Wenger won’t play Djourou with Silvestre, that would be a bit risky for a game so important.

I’m looking forward to this one though and getting off to a flyer would set us up nicely in the group and confidence will be high for the Bolton game at the weekend.

So it would be remiss of me not to thank Bottomham for giving us all a laugh in their top four season, well done you muppets!

Have a smug day Grovers, I feel a great week in progress and a win in the Ryder Cup will top it off.

333 Responses to “Bottenham Shotshy, ha, ha, ha!”

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  1. kelsey

    Fuck off you german bratwurst,my handicap is you,everyone keeps asking me if you are my dad. :)

    Big Raddy no this is the spanish championships held in ben avista in the costa del sol.

    mearseilles are looking dangerous by the way

  2. hounddog

    Eboue is my hero…he is the pass master!!! By the way if he won that pen against Mancs and it got us three points I bet there would not have been one word of critisism against Eboue!!!!!

  3. kelsey

    Into the second round of the fours,play the pairs tomorrow.Injuries those bowls weight 3.5 kilos each they are just heavy. Goes on for 10 days,but i am only in 2 events,not the singles or triples.Don’t tell the Captain redbeard will you.

  4. kelsey

    Proof that Men Have Better Friends…
    Friendship among Women:
    A woman didn’t come home one night. The next morning
    she told her husband that she had slept over at a
    friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best
    friends. None of them knew anything about it.

    Friendship among Men:
    A man didn’t come home one night. The next morning he
    told his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s
    house. The woman called her husband’s 10 best friends.
    Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and
    two said he was still there

  5. Seb

    god i am sick to death of the media’s incessant love-in with Liverpool and in particular Gerrard and Carragher. Either of them only has to fall over for the commentators to wax lyrical about their ‘spirit’ and ‘heart’, it’s just bullshit.

    Marseille have played Liverpool off the park second half but can’t get past the literal TEN MEN behind the ball for Liverpool at all times. Wankers, that is one thing you will never see us doing.

  6. Big Raddy

    So the CHavs sneaked a result again ths evening. Jammed it again.

    And take Stevie G out the side and L’pool are Sweet FA.

    Bring ‘em on

    Night all …. until tomorrow

  7. kelsey

    Take nothing away from Gerrard’s first goal,but I have come to the conclusion,that out of the top four,pool are more reliant on him playing well,than anyone else,that includes Ronaldo as man u have other options,Chelsea due to the size of their squad and depth in cover and in a perverse way even us when cesc is not on song as last saturday we will have others to take up the mantle,hopefully denilson,and i am sure that le boss is working on that.

    On the downside,we are one of the biggest clubs in the world with a state of an art stadium and one would presume the best medical team available.Taking eduardo’s horrific injury which no one could have accounted for,why wasn’t rosicky’s problem diagonosed properly 2 years ago,and how do silvestre and bischoff pass a medical when we signed them when both were injured at the time.Beats me.

  8. Big Raddy

    Stevie G is a colossus. The best British player by far. Imagine him in our team, playing alongside Cesc. It would be brilliant.

  9. Seb

    No thanks Raddy! I don’t want that pikey long-ball merchant anywhere NEAR Cesc thankyou.

    I’d rather have Mineiro than Gerrard,

  10. kenny smith

    Whats Adrian Clarke like??? i am going to have to listen to him tonight on ATVO as i dont have SS3 and i hope he’s not a really shite commentator!

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