Anyone watching last nights game were witnessing the emergence of the new best player on the planet, he changed the game, he worked his magic like no-one has in this championships, he was simply awesome.
Well done Cesc, you made us proud and very glad you play for the Arsenal. Arse shavin on the other hand did his best to get his transfer value down, I had to check to see if he was still on the pitch.
I expect Cesc will get a long break and may well miss the early pre season, just as well we don’t have any Germans or any more Spanish players in our team.
Pay him what he wants boss, but having said that, you probably already do, but don’t give Ade any more, he agreed a deal last year, make him understand what a contract is or sell him, I wonder if Robin or Tomas offered to pay Arsenal back any money for their inactivity? We know the answer of course, but that’s why we have contracts, if you happen to play well you can’t go back for more – any more than you can do the opposite should you have a shit season.
Players must respect contracts, if they don’t we’ll have football’s version of anarchy, if of course we don’t already.
A lot has been written on Ade and should we replace him if he leaves, but I don’t think Wenger will, he has Vela and that I think will be enough for him.
My fear is the centerback situation, I think we are in dire need of a good centre half if not two and Wenger’s stubborness is worrying, if we strengthened up at the back, we’d beat anyone, a fit Robin up top will tear the chavs and the mancs a new arsehole, but with Phil and Gallas at the back we always run the risk of conceding a soft goal, so I’m going to be controversial today and say we don’t necessarily need to replace Ade but we do need to shore up at the back.
I would replace Ade by the way, I’m just saying I don’t think he will, I just hope if he does it’s a Podolski or a Benzema and not a Martens or a Crouch.
I know you don’t always listen to us Arsene, but I think you should on the defensive worries.
If there is any justice in football then a big win for the Spanish is on the cards, but as we all know at Arsenal, it doesn’t always work out like that, does it?
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Geoff – my mate, who we shall call Mark, (as thats his real name!), had just had his back messed about with by his osteopath. He began to walk home thinking it would help his back pain, as he walked through a public park he could feel some movement in his bowel, didnt think it would be a problem as there are public toilets there, however, when he reached them he found the doors were padlocked shut. Unfortunatley for him, his brain had already started the “I can poo in 2 minutes” countdown clock, and as his back muscles were weak he shit himself on the spot! had to remove his pants in the bushes, and walk like a penguin to the next public toilet about half a mile away, by which time it was everywhere! nice
‘“I can poo in 2 minutes” countdown clock’
Superb! haha!
classic
Erm, re: Andys post….how did we get onto that topic??
Hey Andy – better an empty house, than a troublesome tennant!
3:48 commment
Can anyone make any sense of the Adebayor show today
I just cant get my head around the point of having that news conference. Why state that you are staying one minute yet give a different story in the one-to-ones afterwards.
Something smells really bad here, and it is not just Andy’s mate. Anyone know how long it was between the stories? do you think he talked to his agent mid way through and maybe a dead deal with milan had come back again.
His problem is that Arsenal fans are very split in those who like him and those who dont, and he has actually just alienated a lot of those who do with todays performance. I know you should always think of number one, but Adebayor has shown a complete lack of respect for Arsenal Fans today and I am now leaning towards opening the door for him to move on.
It was a funny youtube link that made Andy think it was the funniest thing since said scatalogical episode.
sorry I mentioned earlier that the youtube clip was the funniest thing id seen since my mate shit himself, and geoff asked me to elaborate.
disgusting i know, but very, very funny
Re : Ade, must of only heard the first part, what planet is he on? well as ive said before, if he thinks hes too good for us or what we pay him then he can f*** off . for the sort of money we would get for him we can buy a more established better player anyway, and besides, if RVP, Eduardo, Vela etc all stay fit we wouldnt even miss him. As pedro said, sort out the defence as scoring goals is not and never will be a problem especially with The Cesc pulling the strings
and he is staying-daaamn it. We coul dget some good money for him, and probably get better replacement
Hi Guys
Nice to know there are others out there who saw Coco the fucking Spanish waiter make many mistakes last season, If we don’t get a keeper in we will be regretting it. Stonroy and David your comments are spot on.
David your Cesc comment this morning was superb. He makes everyone else play, Quality.
I believe Cesc will grow into the best Midfield player since the great Zidane, If he can score more he will be on a par with Zizou.
I haev been supporting Ade as a player especially against what Ethan thinks but I must admit Ethan was right about the guy. He is a total fucking shitter. Lets get rid and replace.
Big Raddy pal if your reading have a great holiday.
Can anyone help me with the Avatar thingy. How do I put a pic in the box.
Also the You tube video is the bollocks and can someone let me know how i can forward it onto my Mancscum supporting boss.
Great story Andy.
I haven’t stopped laughing at all you guys comments since i entered the bar about an hour ago the video is superb and Andy’s mate is a legend in the making.
El Tel – I think David’s comment about Cesc was THE comment of the day…….
How dumb can U be to say Im staying with my family and after 5min to say U dont know where you will be playing next season…………….
EL TEl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MCmUKZJYTY
Andy, Mark will from here on in be a Le Grove legend, great story! Ade on the other hand is a cunt!
thanks El Tel mate, he is a legend and he will be so pleased that i have posted his most embarassing story on the internet, in fact i better not tell him. Trouble is he is a gooner too so he may read it himself. Oh well shouldnt of told me then should he
HIS Arsenal family is melting 4 sure , and if keeps bullshiting us and eventually decides to stay there wont be too many people singing Adebaaaaaaaaior , adebaaaaaaaaaaior, at Emirates
Seems the Nasri deal will be announced on tuesday, it’ll be good to get that one finished.
Ha ha, yes Geoff , a lying, two faced sneaky cunt.
Andy
Your mate Mark could have pretended he was at Shite hart Lane.
Cheers Chris
I think he was pretending to be a spanish centre back
petthegooner- I actualy think that he is so self delusioned he dont realize there are people who dont like him. Now is his time and “everyone loves Raymond”(sory- Ade).
but really I think most of our supporters like him because he scored a lot of goals this year. its that simple. and have to confess if he scores 20+goals a season I will start like him as well. BUt I doubth he will do it.
i wonder what cesc really thinks of all this ade bollox!!?? i can imagine him thinking ‘stop fucking with us and tell us whats happening, then if u piss off i can get my mate villa in here’
I have a wish list from the Euro’s and I must say it’s not a AW must buy list.
1. David Silva.
2. Gigi Buffon
3. Senna/De Jong.
4.Sergio ramos/Puyol.
5. Sneijder.
6. David Villa.
7. Arse Shaver.
8. Podolski.
9. Guiza.
10. Zharkov.
I would get just 1,2,5,8 from the list TBO. Ramos had a good game last night but overall I think he is very overrated. As good as about JHoyte . From that spanish defence I would get Capdevilla as CB.
TBH-sorry
Thanks El Tel, DDM!
Better news fingers crossed..
According to Cameroon coach Otto Pfister, Premier League clubs Arsenal and Chelsea are in a three-way race with Jose Mourinho’s Serie A side Inter Milan for the signature of FC Barcelona striker Samuel Eto’o.
no need to cross fingers david. if its true we wont sign him as AW backs off when he sees competition for a player. the only chance if the player picks us , as rambo did:)
Clarence Seedorf has told Setanta Sports News that he has spoken with Milan target Emmanuel Adebayor, and that the Arsenal striker has told him he will come to the San Siro.
Adebayor sent out mixed messages on Friday with regards to his future by stating his happiness at the club before stating a move could still be in the offing.
The Togo international’s future has been an ongoing saga for some time now with Milan vice-president Adriano Galliani stating his desire to bring the player to the fashion capital.
Adebayor appeared to have settled the matter early on Friday by saying he could see himself remaining at the North London outfit because of his contentment with life at Emirates Stadium. The 24-year-old even went so far as to explicitly say: “Yes, of course [I am staying]”.
However, just an hour later Adebayor backtracked and said his future would be decided within the next week.
Now Seedorf has further fanned the flames of speculation and made the situation even less clear with his revelation that he has spoken to Adebayor, who has told the Dutchman he intends to join the Rossoneri.
“When I spoke with him I said ‘I’m waiting for you’,” Seedorf told Setanta Sports News.
“Let’s see what will happen. They’re [the press] talking about Adebayor and (Didier) Drogba. It’s not concrete, it’s a lot of talk. He’s a great player and he will definitely be important if he comes.
“He already said that he would come, but it depends now on Arsenal if he stays there otherwise he comes to Milan.”
I get the impression tomorrows post is going to be pretty controversial!
El Tel… we had your mate on yesterday… if we made any cash out of this we’d probably have to give you a free towel or something! Cheers for the reccomendation!
Has anything earth shattering happened this arvo? Has Wenger said anything yet?
Does anyone know where the Spuds get so much cash from? That is £36mill they have spent so far… without Champions League football? Add that to the cash they plundered last year… and Sergio’s wages… It makes me wonder…
I’ve just seen Ade’s comments… I didn’t realise he actually said it on camera…
What a cunt he is.
A fitting end to “Adebayor week” I would say ! Highly controversial..
Luckily next week’s gonna be “Clichy week” and the week after it’s “Cesc week” so no worries there !
Cheers pedro
I tell many about this site. Dingo is another S…..d
Pedro
Haven’t you had time to put ‘Crouch’ on the silly season list yet, or are you just gonna ‘forget’ it ?
I’ve always been an ade fan and defended him but after that he can fuck off!
Theo gets #14
http://www.arsenal.com/article.asp?thisNav=News&article=493310&lid=NewsHeadline&Title=Walcott+to+wear+No+14+from+2008/09+campaign
Guys Guys Guys – you all seem so angry again today, and you are certainly venting it….
Whatever happens with Ade, we have no control over it – he is a KNOB for doing what he has done today, but like I said earlier, he is definately being asked to be Sectioned rather than transferred…
Be realistic, if he goes we get £30M = for him, thats a lot of money to find an out and out striker with quality…
If he stays, we get one more season, and then we will find out if he is man or mouse – and if he does stay, he has just put a whole lot of pressure on himself and if he fails, he is doomed!!
Having been a frustrated git for the last few weeks, and angry with all that is spouted about in the papers, irealised one morning when i woke up at stupid o’clock thinking about all of this, I needed to STOP!!
What will be will be, and I am now looking at what we do have
Cesc
Bac
Sagna
RvP
Thomas
Theo
Dudu
Kolo
Almunia – yes, ALMUNIA!
Nik (undecided)
Vela
Barazite (I rate him big time)
Add to that, 3 big players for the ‘main squad’, all is not doom and gloom….
Also we have Ramsey, E.Thomas, Merida, Wilshere, Gibbs, Randall (yes i know, CC matches) And so many more after them
Oh, and we have Eboue, actually I think he is a really good RB COVER ONLY for Bac..
So we are back to the beginning, we all think Nasri will sign… Having listen to the thing AW says about the Russians I will not be surprised if a Russian player is bought, Lord knows who though, but me, I would still love
Villa
Yaya
Maybe Lescott, pending a trip to the Barber OR AN Other
Arda
More and more as this goes on with Ade and Mr Whippy, the more I am getting a real good feeling about this transfer season………….. Honest.
And I think its because AW is so nochalente about what is happening, just
‘something tells me we’re into something good’
And no, I am not some AKB Knobette!!
ok so basically today has got us nothing except waldo in henry’s old shirt. just for confusing me, ade can fk off to italy and hopefully cesc can convince wenger to buy villa
Eastcamp… I did it, but I feel pretty grossed out about it!
oh shit you guys know already
Nice post rico!
It looks like Aw will be busy like it or not. Ade and Hleb going will mean a necessity for a replacement for both of them. The Nasri (yawn) saga is rearing it’s head again.
Lets hope our great leader makes good choices.
I think Ade is staying… he was kind of tricked into those comments El Tel. Have you seen the interview? He’s not very bright…
I am positive today… Rico has put a good spin on what is going on, and I am going along with it!
Friday and no joke? Where are T-Buzz and Gooner Jay!
Hi Rico
Good positive post.
What frustrates me is the fact that we will be getting new faces in but nobody as a clue who. It reminds me of Christmas as a kid, waiting for the Special day to see what I got.
A knobette is very interesting could you please explain?
Pedro
I agree, MUTV are wankers when it comes to fucking us over. But I was looking at his expression and he was very coy. Yes the fella is thick.
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions.
“Sure,” GOD says, “Go right ahead”.
“OK,” the man says. “Why did you make women so pretty?”
GOD says, “So you would like them.”
“OK,” the guy says. “But how come you made them so beautiful?”
“So you would LOVE them”, GOD replies.
The man ponders a moment and then asks, “But why did you make them such airheads?”
GOD says, “So they would love you!”
Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, “Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?” “I don’t know,” responded the other. “I’ll ask him.”
So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. “Why are we digging in the hot sun and you’re standing in the shade?” “Intelligence,” the boss said. “What do you mean, �intelligence’?”
The boss said, “Well, I’ll show you. I’ll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can.” The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss’ hand. The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, “That’s intelligence!”
The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, “What did he say?” “He said we are down here because of intelligence.” “What’s intelligence?” said the friend. The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, “Take your shovel and hit my hand.”
El Tel/Pedro,
I remember tose days as a kid, but I just think that ‘AW knows’, he is near to a last chance saloon, he mucks up this time, then he will face a lot of abuse from the fans – something he wont be used to or take to…..
And I agree, and without making Ade out to be really thick, but he has said that himself, I dont think he is the brightest button in the box, and the paps play on that – who knows, he may not even realise what he has actually been asked……
Either way, its Friday night, party night…. so its a time to be happy and positive.. Me, im off sort the family out, oh, and switch off The Bloody Simpsons!!!!
AND a HUGE glass of White French (AW) wine………………….
Just remember -its all out of our hands……………
yea Rico-good post, optimistic.
Just one thing- if Ade stays and have a shit season , noone will want him anymore , or will have him for 10 mil and we are fucked. So better go Ade. Or he will start crying that its AW’s fault for his poor form like lehman did
Oh Sorry El Tel………..
A Knobette –
A girlie version of a Lad = Ladette
A girlie version of a Knob = Knobette!!
Of course, I am neither
Arsenaldo – Can you truely see him haveing a really bad season in our club, which is the most attacking team in the EPL – Even Stevie Wonder could score the way we play… Hence my view
(No disrespect Stevie or to any other person without sight)
Arsenaldo – Can you truely see him having a really bad season in our club, which is the most attacking team in the EPL – Even Stevie Wonder could score the way we play… Hence my view
(No disrespect Stevie or to any other person without sight)
Soory guys, i am having problems with my pinkuter
I have now lost my pig!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
David beckham gets into a cab
Driver “where to guv”
DB “I’ve forgotton name a station”
Driver “Euston”
DB “not that one”
Driver “Liverpool st”
DB “Not that one”
Driver “Victoria”
DB “Thats it! Victoria where are we going?”
‘
Rico01 Says:
A girlie version of a Lad = Ladette
A girlie version of a Knob = Knobette!!
Are you telling us you’re one of those special types of ladies Rico?
Hello – I believe none of that nonsense Ade told the media earlier, wouldn’t be surprised if the whole of today’s episode was a set up you know…….. him. his agent and Milan!
He’s one nasty piece of work and the sooner he’s out the door the better!
……… still, at least we have Eboue!
I have still lost my little piggy – anyone know why please
I sold it to the kebab shop rico
And I’m donating the funds towards our transfer kitty.
Have you seen the comments by seedorf. Are Milan still that upset we pissed on them?
finest – bloody go and get her back then please, she is allergic to bread and chilli!!!
Have you looked @ the market or @ home and the obvious places?
// wheet wheet wheet
Rico
in that sense every semi decent striker will be a 30mil jewel in 1 season with our attacking play
Right you little bugger, get out from behind the sofa and get back into my little cute picture………………….
Fingers crossed …………………
Who’s playing tonight btw?…… you know …. the 3rd semi final?
Must be Turkey and Russia – or is it tomorrow, i’m not sure ..
lol – Oh shit! where is you piggy Rico?
is it gone missing?
Haha….Should i call 999?
No footy today!
…. infact no footy till sunday!
What would life be like without football i wonder?
>>>now what about hleb.. is he going to stay as well?<<<
http://news.tut.by/sport/111895.html
Minks Gunner! Welcome to Le Grove!
If you can give me a break down of that, I would be very appreciative!
Its NOT a Joke but If Ade does stay will his song next season be “MAKING YOUR MIND UP”(Bucks fizz) or may be “SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO NOW”(The Clash) Anything but “GIVE HIM THE BALL & HE WILL SCORE” Il leave you with that Im off to bed got to get up at Silly O’clock (3am) to go to Work
Haha…
NEW POST!
Abdenor – please call 999, i have tried but could not get them to answer……
Where is my piggy……………?
never mind the breakdown Pedro. Who’s the blonde?
His Wife!
Get in the new post!
keys in the fruit bowl Ped?