I have written a happy post below. I normally write my stuff in the morning and as it has been a no news month I thought it would be a safe bet! Well… how wrong was I!
Arsenal are rumoured to be flogging Adebayor for £23million. If this is true, you would have to think it is becuase Ade has asked for £80k… Barca have offered £23million… and Arsene doesn’t believe in him. I point you towards a quote a cannot find so I will lossely base the below comments around a real life interview I read on Arsenal.com…
‘If you’d have told me Ade would score 30 goals at the start of the seaosn, I would not have believed you. I did not think half. He has been tremedous’.
I think the fact that most Arsenal fans are happy with the sort of cash on offer says a lot. Are we becoming too dependent on long balls to Ade, does he fit in with Arsenal football, can he replicate his form, is Wenger about to mug Barca for the 5th time?
Only time will tell, but I hope this is the last of the exits and I hope the replacement is Villa/Eto’o/Somebodyworldclass… becuase Cesc is going to wonder what the hell is going on otherwise! As are the fans!
Onto my original post… enjoy and remember I wrote it yesterday!
I thought Geoff was being gross when he said he’d put Seaman in my Cake
So it’s my Birthday… yes it’s the longest day of the year (Summer solstice)… Yes my mum says I am special because of it… but you all knew that anyway right?
Just kidding.
So how can I relate this to Arsenal and make you all as happy as I am today? Well… let’s compare how we felt last year, to how we feel now!
Start every sentence with ‘A year ago…‘
- I was confidently predicting Thierry Henry would not be moving clubs, he was a massive Gooner… no way would he leave! A year on… we have a new striker who has scored 30 goals who I am confidently going to predict wont leave!
- If you’d told me Ade would score 30 goals, I would have laughed you out of town and probably called you a very bad word.
- Usmanov sounded like a Ukrainian Left back Chelsea were going to sign for £20million. Now he is Arsenal’s biggest shareholder!
- Dein was untouchable… Now he is the Chelsea left backs bitch.
- Ronaldo was a Manc cunt… A year on he is a Madrid Cunt.
- We were skint… A year on… we’re still skint.
- Hleb was crap. Many Gooner sites wanted him out. A year on, Hlebs agent wants him out!
- Flamini was an average player who had no chance at the first team. Now he is plying his trade as Milan’s left back.
- We all thought Willy G would be leaving and Gilberto would be our new captain. A year later, Willy G is our Captain and Berto might be off!
- We thought Eboue was our weak point and we would never replace Lauren. Now we have the best right back in the prem.
- We thought Cesc was a true gooner, now we know he is!
- We thought we’d struggle next season. Now we know we are very close!
- We thought RvP was going to set the Prem on fire… Now we know he was planning it this season instead!
- We doubted Clichy’s fitness. Now we know he was the only player to complete 50 games for us.
- We didn’t really have any hope… now we have hope by the bucket load!
It’s not so bad chaps, with the right signings and a bit of luck… we could be immense this season!
Have a ripping Day!
Ashavin is full of skill he just spinned, gave some fakes agot off a shot through the crowd that could have easily slid under Van der sar.
I say for proper wingers we should go after Arshavin if not him then Scheinsteiger he had 1 goal and 2 assists for Germany against Portugal.
We can still sign Nasri for the long term….maybe not because he may want playing time and will not be satisfied sitting on the bench for too long.
Arshavin – You should’ve done better there pal…….. shoul’ve scpred!
Shit.. now they hit cross bar.
Hello El Tel, I dont want to see them win either and I want RvP to be fit for us at the beginning of the season
david, get that tv on, it good
Lucky lucky VDS!!
Now that deserved better – great ball from Arshavin,
Ping, another million on his price tag
Look at that run by Arshavin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Russians should have scored
Fuck…. you can’t keep missing chances!
the dutch look like a pub team.
I have been thrown off by wordpress, maintainance
how bizarre, i am allowed back now… hoorah
Ref botteled it, that was a pen in anybody’s language.
I cant believe the Russians missed that!!
They’ll only have themselves to blame if don’t go through.
What happened Rico?
Didnt see the pen, typical
I got thrown off too Rico, back on again though.
FF the Chavs never got Hiddink his team are very like us in style but harder
GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL.
i dont know, I had some message saying WordPress were doing maintainance on the work surface and i had to be off for 18 minutes – i thought they meant in the kitchen!!
I tried again and it let me on, hope i havent got anything nasty now
Get in there ……………………………………………. At last!!
Well done to Ruski’s that was deserved and fantastic.
Thouroughly deserved, Arshavin is PURE CLASS!
Arshavin? I think so.
Thanks El Tel – thought my computer was on the blink!!
Ping – another million on his price……
Rico
Womens instinct to think of the kitchen and have I caught something
What a shocker by the big dutchman…!
Arshavin please Mr Wenger.
That is a quality cross and finish – get them both AW, before Roman does
Oh… and I didn’t realise Arshavin was a player I really liked from a while back! He used to play for CSKA right? What a player! I really rate him! Not as highly as some people… he has not been the best player in the tournament… but he is good.
Arse havin a laugh. He is very dynamic. Would he be a Shevva though in the Prem?
Actually AW – buy the F-IN lot of the team!!!!
Thinking about it the Ruski’s don’t play like us they shoot from distance.
Fuck me – he deserves that
Ok… he is pretty fucking good.
Sorry about my language…..
Hiddink? One of the best coaches football around?
Anyone else think Germany Russia final then……..
VDS got Coco disease , beaten at the near post again.
YEEEEES…….
Midoco – Lets hope he has a get out clause in his contact, he’ll cost a few bobs i suspect!
Sorry Pedro, get the team and the coach…….. They have got better and better as the game has gone on
It does not look good for Spain, all the group winnners are going home.
I hope they can be the exception, I haaaaaaaaaaattttttttttteeee
ITALY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pedro
Hows the birthday going mate. I am drinking that Peroni and I must say it is going down very nicely thanks.
El Tel – I dissagree, he’d a star here.
RVP has been off pace today.
El Tel, Coco disease – is that because Coco is a bedtime drink that sends you to sleep……………………..??
Guuuuuuuuuus!!!!!
Arshavin???? YES PLEASE!!!!!!
It’s been a really good tournament so far….no surprises because England aren’t in it.
I am watching the game, writing on Le Grove and getting my equipment ready for Donnington Park in the morning.
For all you Aussie guys, your man Stoner is pole but my favourite Valentino is up his arse.
We;; played Ruski’s your fans look very poor, but at least they can enjoy themselves.
I think RvP plays best from the start, rather than the bench
Wish i had that bet at 50-1 now…..
Casey Stoner!! Steam’n & a roll’n
Anyone see the ad for McDonalds after the game – AW has just signed that kid!!
Abdenor I didn’t say he would be bad I was asking if anyone thinks he could do a Shevva.
Are there any platyers from that part of the world who have done well in the Prem, thats what I meant mate.
Actually El Tel, is Stoner old enough to have his licence? He only looks 12 years old.
get arse-shaving signed!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nite all & happy blogging, it’s been a pleasure.
now one player we’ll never get is ARSHAVIN!!
what a player… how good is pavyluchenko!!!!
Let Hleb go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GET Arshavin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He is just as tricky but has so much more end product.
He is very experienced as well.
If we get NAsri he should be for the future.
ARSHAVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also I think Holland’s weakness which is defense, got shown up today. Usually they would have the ball and be attacking.
However today Russia had the ball more and attacked brilliantly so the Dutch defense was exposed.
I dont think Boularouz should have taken off, Heitings got slaughtered by Arshavin.
Nite Ab
Arsene seriously needs to get Arse-shaving
I would have him and Nasri
He certainly is Gnarley, He won here last year and now he’s got the Ducati in gear. I do think though it will end with a tear cos Valentino is on his rear and he’s the best and he has no fear.
He’d be an adequate Hleb replacement… he looks less like a rat and he can shoot.
Thats it for me too – til tomorrow………………….
and he’s frikkin fast!!!
rico .. do you think he will be Ade’s replacement??
Hiddink is a tactical superstar. Arshavin and Podolski Mr. Wenger, they’ll help us win the title, and they’re worth the money, you won’t get players like that on the cheap.
No way… he isn’t a striker!
£13.5mill buyout… maybe if Ade and Hleb go!
Bloody hell. I hope Wenger has made some progress in signing Arshavin, otherwise the chav’s will have him.
Quality.
gnight Ab.
Yes Gnarly Casey looks very young and he is an awesome rider pal. Vermuelen is doing well on my fav bike the Suzi.
Arse shavin prodsuced the performance of the Euro’s so far. He was the mutts nutts.
what did guys think about pavluchenko?
Has Ade gone birthday boy, or is it just paper talk?
Night Rico
Who cares if Ade goes or not we should have the dosh before that happens anyway. If we are quick we could beat Chavs to it, their boss ain’t ready yet.
Lethal first touch Choy, top class. He’s a CL quality player.
yeah.. a bit henry like… drifting in from the left.. and my what a shot that hit the bar…
who was van persis aiming at…. someone in the crowd?
Hi Choy
All the Russians were good.
El Tel, I’ve been glued to the Guuuss step, if Ade has gone, surely we won’t get martins, it got to be Arshavin.
hey el tel.. hows it going… so we just have CESC FABREGAS at the EURO’s now!!!
Yeah he looked quite classy… he is second choice I believe!
Ade is still here… still no word from Arsenal or the coach… does it feel a bit like the Henry-Barca thing to anyone else?
Hey guys… do you want to know something great?
RVP IS SAFE!
Arsene says his cheque book is a bit thin and that he fancies a few Euro tournament players.
Arsenal have made a bid for striker Diogo, but failed cos if we’re gonna spend big we might as well do it on a superstar..
Adebyebye…..
haha pedro.. not out celebrating?
Is that what he said on TV?
Or is that what you dreamt he said!
The Mail are saying Kroenke is on the board and Ade is off. How about us ending up with Drogshit seeing that Milan only want Ade or nothing.
Imagine Big Phil training with Drogshit every day, what a fucking nightmare, or could it improve him.
He’s probably got his bird on his lap doing the typing..
Cheers Pedro, I don’t want that bloody Martins, surely AW wouldn’t make that mistake.
I hit it hard in London last night Choy…
I am in Spain tomorrow… so I couldn’t go mental!
Or am I getting old…
Choy
Lets hope he is on the bench mate, if anyone deserves a rest it is Fab 1.
Pedro I am having a premonition. Tomorrows headline. Robin Van Persie slipds on soap in the shower and broke a toenail, AW said he hopes to see Robin in training by Xmas. Joking buddy the Peroni is kicking in.
Look on the bright side, you’re a year closer to getting a free bus pass.
AW needs to get some Eastern European ladies in if he wants to tempt Arse shaver. If he see the mingers in London he will leg it back to Most go.
Who ever signs him will get some serious piss taken out of them by their rivals. Arseshavin. What a name.
I tell you what, if we had Arshavin & Cesc scoring & assisting NB, RVP & Eduardo, imagine the kaos/mayhem that old Sir Fur-on-tongue would have to endure. He’d hit the bottle then big time.
Ahh… sweet sweet peroni! Your choice of beer is a fine one.
Finest… I’d love a free bus pass… £1.50 single now! Fuck that, I’d rather get a cab!
All this online TV is great… it’s free and on demand… how long before they start licensing the internet?
Hey… has anyone seen Diego of Werder play? Now there is a good player! Check him out on you tube if you are thinking about Hleb replacements!
Pedro you are so young that you will see the unborstriker AW is cloning play in 2020
Sorry mat i meant un born striker.
Off now guys
I will be on the bike first thing in the morning.
Up the Arse shavin.
haha peace el tel
Just watching Setanta news & all the manure fans now saying Ronaldo will be forgotten in 3 years time, etc. So will manure Ha Ha!!!!
so now that stan is joining the board… do we have funds or what?
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Hi Erik, yea good weekend .
What are your thoughts on where we are at the moment??
arshavin wont go chelsea cus the owner of zenit hates abramavic
arse shavin was awesome!
yeah evo he was awesome..
good nite bro… i mean good morning to you…night for me!!
night mate!
just watching the 04-05 vs spuds game where we won 5-4. great assist by cesc to freddie for the 4th goal!
great nutmeg on parmarot by pires for the 5th goal, fucking legend!
gooner 4 lyf said: “arshavin wont go chelsea cus the owner of zenit hates abramavic”
interesting. arshavin is exactly the type of player i think chelsea need, and so i crossed him off my list as abramovich just spends big on everything! maybe he’s back on there now, that would be exciting… =D
must admit, i knew nothing about the player before the euro, he looks pretty good though!
OYOYOYOYOYOYOYOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LE-GROVE, I’M PISSED AND YOU KNOW YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOONERS, I LOVE YOU ALL LIKE BRUVERS AND SISTERS!!!!!!
SORRY FOR THE SHOUTING MY MATEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DON’T TAKE THE PISS IN THE MORNING!!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEDRO!!!!!!!!!!!1
hahah…blynd!
Arse&Nose Says:
June 21, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Pedro I agree 100%, every season we sell World Class players and replace them with youth, I would even go as far as to say Nasri is unproven at the highest level.
(yes reyes like !!! )
Thats my single biggest problem with the end of each season ! A TOTAL FUCKING RESHUFFLE , its like a game of poker ! Some hands are better than others with arsenal !
but every year the cards get so reshuffled your not really assured of what hand your going to get next ! … There’s no fucking stability in this club ! And i for one am sick of it !
And wenger recently hasnt been wearing his poker face ! so im sure this years cards are gonna suck .. Unless we buy a few ace’s up our sleeves !
We can complain like fuck about disloyal players leaving! but money buys loyalty
thats why other clubs aren’t facing it in such a WALK OUT of mass proportions .
Yes! we got close last year and made a few stars along the way ….
Those stars ( and ade) are going to want a pay rise … Its like you working for a company and making that company huge bucks and then asking for a pay rise and they tell you to fuck off ! No incentive to work !!!
And wenger is so full of bullshit lies patrick7 you can pretend all you want !
BB isnt pessimistic , he is a realist !
but we have been hearing LIES since wenger said we are NOT IN A TRANSITIONAL PERIOD !
fuck if that wasn’t a lie , i dont know what was !
Or major signings in 3 weeks ! (yet just get people leaving rumors!!!)
For a huge club we have got no real TOP CLASS stars ,
cesc might be one after the Euro’s but before that lets face it , his brilliance wasn’t consistent , he went missing a lot of times against physical teams last season .. He still is yet to hit top gear like a kaka or ronaldinho .
Also Eto and villa are top class TH14 replacements, both are unsettled and both could be easily signed if we threw money at them $$!( money we have!!) Next year we might not have C.L football to attract ‘top class players’ so i suggest we use this opportunity too sign some fucking class ! NOW !!!
before its too late ..
please remember who has gone and not been replaced since last season .
Reyes ! jens-diarra-flamini-soon hleb and ade ! possibly a gut feeling Bert also ..
Not bad considering we where all FUCKING angry end of this season just gone that
we needed 3 more players to be world class signed ASAP !.
Now we are settling for youth players to step up again ??
ARE YOU ALL ON ZANAC’S ??????
Are we happy with …. ground hog day ?
the biggest problem with this is there is no stability from one year too the next !
Can any of you imagine how we are going to be playing next season ??
Answer it honestly then youll understand how BB me and id say GMR etc are feeling .
we’ve heard the lies for too long and instability of our players are killing our club !
THIS IS A MANAGEMENT ISSUE ! wage issues , player issues !
Id prefer to blame the board , because you cant tell me they ain’t really in charge of releasing the funds !
The Bucks stop with them !!!!!!!!
Also i cant see wengers LONG TERM targets any more ?
What is he trying to achieve ????????
Gees!! Wrighty7 sounded pissed
very!
If Italy get over Spain, I think Guus will have a score to settle with them.
Evo, You must be having a heartattack right now?
didn’t consider the guus/italy rivalry gg9, that would be crazy! idk who i’m backing tonight, i want spain to win as i have david villa, david silva and cesc in my fantasy team (and only 1 transfer left, haha) but they are frail defensively, whereas italy’s defense is pretty good (although not as good without cannavaro). that said though if spain do win i’m not positive about there chances against russia, who look pretty hot and are very under-rated. ehh…….
Morning all, I fell asleep and it was all over when I awoke!
Would you guys really be happy if we signed Roque Santa Cruz as a replacement for Adebayor? The guy has only ever scored more than 5 goals a season once I think (last season). Obviously, Ade isn’t a proven goalscorer over the years but he is very young. Santa is 27. Seems too old to even be considered a Wenger signing, same goes with Arshavin.
http://www.arsenal-opinion.com
James B, Maybe the Italy thing is just my bitter & twisted mind
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After all the Ade calls about I’m not going anywhere, if he does go, how much of it is due to his blood sucking agent pushing the money trail. Those pricks can rot in hell!!!
gnarely – got pissed off with the game so i switched if off!
i hate losing to Essendon, i had a feeling we wouldnt win this one!
I tipped the blues, & Port;)
i mite get 4 at best
I have written a lulu today Grovers, It will have the AKB’s coming from miles away today, hard hitting and what we all feel I think.
awesome, fire it up mate!
It’s on now Grovers.
It seems Arshavin dreams of playing for Barcelona.
http://sport.setanta.com/en/Sport/News/Football/2008/06/22/Euro-2008-Russia-president-on-Arshavin/
Best way to get noticed by that lot mate, is to sign for Arsenal first!!!!
adebayor will be like anelka. lol