In a week when the rats have looked for way off the ship, well one of them anyway, the one that looks like a rodent, Ade came out and said this.
‘I’ve assured the gaffer Arsene Wenger I’ll stay because I believe in the team and I want to assure the fans my concentration is here.
I have no reason to leave so I’ll stay to ensure that together we’ll win silverware. Mathieu’s a good player but his departure doesn’t mean Arsenal is about to collapse. Our team is a deep well of talent.
I am confident we are capable of winning titles and we will return for next season hungrier to be successful.’
The Sun.
At last a player reassuring the fans, well done Ade!
Well sorry Ethan, but I know that even you are beginning to warm to him, if he can learn the offside rule and become more of a team player, I think he can become a legend, too many teams want him for him not to have something, time will tell, but I have a feeling, with Bendtner a year older, Theo becoming what we bought , Robin and Eduardo fit and Ade banging them in, we could have the best front line in football next term.
Onto the centre back situation, 19 year old Gavin Hoyte is saying that Nordtveit could be the answer to our woes next season, I would prefer to fill the void with a home grown, but only if he’s good enough, what do you all think? Gavin himself is highly rated and now he’s 19, he could be an answer at centre back, just as cover though because I think he’s a left back.
Nasri is becoming a boring story, I mean how long does it take to sign someone? Is he for sale? Yes, does he want to join us? Yes, has he passed his medical? Yes. Pretty simple really, don’t you think?
We need to sign Barry and quick, his value will soar after the Tobago game, so a quick swap with Justin and we’ll have our Flamini replacement, sign up Velosa as well and we have the centre back and Gilberto role covered, get this keeper from Wolves in and we’re done, Benzema and Villa won’t happen so I would think that’s it.
You know even if we sign the above and we sell Hleb, we still won’t have spent the £25 mil were were told that we had.
I don’t want Makoun, especially if Song kept him out of the ACN, and I really don’t want anybody I’ve never heard of and after last night I’m not convinced that Richard Dunne is the answer (especially that the Spuds are now after him) not saying no, just saying maybe we should look at our own or push the boat out and sign Mexes, don’t forget, the clubs we love to feed can’t buy everyone.
I’d also get in there and pay Cardiff what they want for Ramsey, we didn’t hesitate with Theo and this kid looks to have it all already, finally I just heard that West Ham have put Ferdinand up for sale at £5 mil, anyone?
Let’s hope today is good news day today Grovers.
Le Grove is now smart phone compatible!
Pedro
Geoff
1st one to comment?, woooooooow!!
I pissed the bed again !!!!!!!
Are you seriously suggesting you want Miguel Veloso to play as CB for us?? He’s shorter than our current pairing. Can’t really see how that’d help cutting out high balls over the top. I’ve seen him play numerous times & never been impressed, he’s like Flamini but with slightly better passing, he isn’t commanding & still wouldn’t be able to control a Drogba!!
hi gooners.pleased to take the bronze myself.agbanlahor has been offered another and so has young but for barry still pending i guess his future is to the emirates
Nordtveit looks ok so far in the few games he’s played (due to injury), but looks like he needs to spend a few months in the gym before he’s ready for first team action. Still I’d prefer him to Veloso.
sorry i mean offered another contract
Nordveilt is a bit slow in my opinion, but fuck it, it’s early. what do I know?!
Morning all,
Agree! Nasri story is becoming a bit boring, and can we please sign someone already!!
A bit off topic but please see the link below
http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/blog/?p=164
I know it’s a scouser blog, but please read the article and watch the clip, and feel free to explain to me how this cnut is still in with a shout of captaining England?!!
Perhaps Nordtveit could be the answer in 2 or 3 seasons, but now he’s too skinny to be a commanding centre back – imagine him coming up against Dog breath ? He’d snap.
Agree that Veloso is another short centre back that won’t help us look more solid agianst the high central long balls.
But knowing Wenger he’ll probabvly get another guy in to play out of position. Because it worked with Toure going from mid field to CB, he’s trying it all over trhe park.
Does he want a team of Warhursts and Dublins ?
I like the Nordveit idea, Arsene said he was already mature on the technical side and needed to bulk up. At 17, when he first joined the club, his body was not yet mature enough, hopefully it is now.
Morning all – good read yet again
now dont shoot me for this, but maybe our boss does know what he is doing after all…
Blatter was a stupid rule to be passed – well it never will because its racist and unlawful, so lets forget that
However, i wont be surprised if the UEFA ruling comes in, and this is where i think Arsene has sorted our club out for the future.
Does he have a crystal ball i wonder
The ruling states that – overseas players must have been with the club for at least 3 years and bought in between 15 – 21 years of age.
2013 this ruling may be in by,
Look at our reserves and youth – i dont think we need to lose any sleep on this…..
Benzema – have been watching the review of the French league this morning – whilst ironing i hasten to add!! Interview with the 22yr old who says – ‘at the moment i am happy at Lyon and have signed until 2013, BUT i still have a lot to do and if i go it will be to a top club who is doing well’
So, my message to AFC – get the right players, show Benzy how good we are then sign him up next summer….
Excellent post again.
Ferdinand, just a poser with a bad off-field attitude, no thanks, i’d rather go with a chunk Dunne than that waster……
How tall is Nordveit?
No, my suggestion is that Veloso is a defensive midfielder that can cover at centre back, he’s 6 foot I think, so not that short, Nordtveit has 3 months to bulk up, so who knows, but as I said, it was a question.
Rico…
Peter Taylor said the 6+5 ruling was a great idea…
It would be like Labour saying they would outlaw income tax… people would like it… but it wouldn’t be possible.
It is an illegal rule in Europe… Therefore it cannot be enforced.
how about snapping up Alex from the chavs boyz?
Geoff, Just when I was primed to roll with the flow, I’ve gotta cook butter chicken for my wife who has worked all day. Not too many chillies this time!!!!
Pedro –
The European ruling is the one i think will come in, it is different to old Blatters rubbish.
Peter Taylor – what does the manager of Wycombe know!!??
I hope neither come in
anton ferdinand?? no thanks, he represents everything that is wrong with modern football… total cunt
Good luck withe chicken mate!
FIFA (Blatter the Knob) wants 6+5 rule
UEFA have proposed a ‘home-grown players’ rule, which is the bit about signing for the clube between 15-21yrs and must have been there for three years, hence we are fine with all our youth and reserves – (If they are all good enough)
Ferdinand for 5 mill could be a good buy, but is he any better than what we have got.
We need to sign players that are better than what we have got.
I knwo jack about Nordveit, he made an impression in the reserves last season, but Song played well for the last couple of games.
I am more interested in attacking players coming in.
I would be happy to use Djourou as DM, and bring in a Villa or a Benezema to spend the money we have.
Also if we need cash, why not sell Gallas?
6 + 5 Wont happen in Europe.
The South Americans can get a Euro passport if they live in Europe for 3 years.
It should be the country the play for, not how many passports they have…
Also UEFA is just the squad of players, FIFA is the team, not sure how the affects subs, if a local player is injured, do they have to be replace by a local player? You would need to double the bench.
“I came to Arsenal with a mission to succeed,” Adebayor told The Sun. “And I am desperate to please one fan called Ethan, so i am here to stay”
Well said Arsenal Tom.
Any rule on foreign quotos has to be bollox anyway, its a step backwards in race relations if you ask me – i personally couldnt care less about someones colur/religion/race etc etc, we all bleed
can you believe – derby are signing players and we are NOT!!
i have watched Nordveit a few times, he is good and quick, but he is very lightweight, but then he is still young – lots of pasta and trips to the gym in the summer if he is going to be considered
Blatter, EFA, the FA and partularly the British ‘popular’ press are a bunch of fucking timewasters……….bottom line – if English (youth) players were any good then we wouldn’t need all these fecking cock-eyed attempts at bastardising teams!
Today is the day guys, the big one !!!!
Today is the day that Arsenal will leave us hanging for another weekend !!!!!
Bud – you could just be right
you know in india we have a thing on our cell in which all the news from the epl comes and today in the morning it gave a msg which read-
“Arsenal deny signing nasri ,guzan hopeful of villa move”
i hope it is old and we sign nasri fast now
i am on a rant – bloody spuds are after Dunne now, 5M they are offering according to the papers!!
what difference does it make if we have 5/6 english players in the arsenal squad?
England still wont win fuck all anyway!!! We’re the easy target in all this because we have a foreign coach and 95% foreign players, but does it bother the fans?!! No!!
Fine I’d like to see a Ray Parlour, Tony Adams or Paul Davis in the team, but if they aint good enough I’m happy with Pierre Le Twat or Iva Cockovic!As long as he gives a shit when he wears the red and white, I couldnt care less if he’s from Armenia or Zimbabwe!
I mtoo would like to salute the big Togo lump for his comments; hoorah!
As for the transfers, zzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Soooo effin boring. Far be it from me to criticise Wenger (I’ll leave that to others!) BUT didnt he say in 2-3 weeks we’d have our transfers sorted? And that was 2-3 weeks ago.
Oh well and a ho hum.
Morning
what the hell is so good about barry?
Am I back yet?????
heres a thought – Paul Rogers in defence, big strong, 18yrs old ??
Does anyone know what happen to Kyle Bartley? Wasn’t he another big hope for CB – and he’s british (help with this 6-5 rule if it ever comes in !)
Wolves keeper won’t happen, neither will Villa (26 million) or Benezema (20-30 million)
STEVE!
Long time no hear!
How are you?
morning chaps, any thoughts on Johan D saying he can fill flaminis void, what do you think?
Bartley is doing well as far as I know.
I thought Gavin Hoyte was 17?
Someone should post some clips of nortveit in action so I can also judge. in any case we shall still need to purchase another or two strong defenders. Raul Albiol will be finr with me, the guy is so strong no doubt, plus Mexes. I really like mexes.
And for FIFA proposal f strictly homegrowns is just a good way of platini and Blatter wanting so badly to kill arsenal.
For Platini I would say he wants wenger to move to french league.1. Reason being French has all manner of stars in the making, but how wil it work the way he thinks when the whole line-up of les blues is imported from africa. This leaves me suggesting that africa has the best footballers.
In the case of blatter, its’ utter depletion in the brain. This guy says nothing on all matters of football that go wrong. All he sees is arsenal. I feel the guy is too old now, he cannot add one to onother to get two, seriously he is not understanding the trend football is taking. Its’ a proffession now and if players were invoved in voting the presidency of FIFA, then I don’t see the likes of Blatter in that office. I am so saddened by what he is so energetically pushing for. We know the teams he supports most_I mean its’ obvius that he wants to kill the english league since he is a strong support for spanish league.
Please go home Blatter, we do not need you any more. I am a bitter man with this policy.
kyle bartley was tipped as the next ‘micah richards’!! he was snatched from bolton tho so it’ll take a few years to get all that cuntiness out of him. havent heard anything about him to be honest.
Pedro, how do we know it’s the real STEVE and not some imposter?!
Djourou did OK when he played in the DM role for er ONE game! But He could do a job, he’s big, quick, mobile and has decent passing range. He had a nightmare at Brum and got injured.
I dont see why he couldnt be given a go in CB too.
6+5 does not contravene EU law, Blatter CAN implement it if he wishes. All he needs to do is re-write the football rule book, and that is something the EU can do nothing about
just like if they made a new rule saying football matches will be played for 100 minutes.
Just like getting a red card and being dismissed and suspended from work, even if the ref got it wrong and the player was unfairly dismissed, EU law can do nothing about it, these are game rules.
6+5 has it’s pros and cons. First of all to adress Rico’s point, I disagree that it is “racist” because if that were true we can already argue that the rules are racist. Let me explain;
If a player wants to join a Premier League club from outside the EU, they must have played in their national team for two years or more and in 75%+ games. That means, the British government discriminates against players who are non-EU nationals and only allows them to be employed under certain conditions. This is called protectionism as a opposed to a free market model. Most European countries have protectionist rules regarding non EU workers. It is anti-free trade.
6+5 is also protectionist because Blatter is quite correct, this rule will benefit the national teams because the best clubs would be forced to develop a policy of hunting the best youth in their country and developing them rather than going for cheap foreign alternatives. This will even out prices in the global football economy as well. It will not make the game any worse and his ideas will be effective, but they would be mostly to the advantage of developed countries at the expense of third world countries.
This idea will appeal to jingoists such as Blatter because he believes the interests of the national team should go before the financial interests of the club, so it’s an extreme right wing Policy, national socialist where the state or the governing body of an organisation dictates how a private company should be run. Oh but we already have that….yes, like work and safety rules, monopolies and mergers commission, there are national socialist rules dictating to the private sector what conditions they need to adhere to. But some people favour this, it depends on your politcial standpoint because free trade and free market capitalism do not exist in Europe, the EU is a protectionist state and there would be NO law on how many foreign players can be part of your team, just a law dictating how many can play on the pitch, so 6 + 5 would stand. Wenger could keep his whole team, but only have 5 non-national players in the lineup.
Yeah Steve you fake !!!!!
steve? no way
It’s the real Steve… he has a very random surname…
Or does he…?
what the fuck is a sir name
I think that we need to sign
1. aqualani
2. ben arfa
3. de la red
4. diego
5. eto’o
6. gomez
7. kranjcar
8. martins
9. robinho
10. richards
11. toure (yaya)
12. villa
13. veloso
14. barry
just some of these would be good enough we need to get rid of bentdner, hoyte and hleb (i’d like him to stay but we all know that it aint gonna happen). if we get some most or even all of these we would do the double, treble or quadruple next season.
haven’t the SPL got a rule about the number of players that need to be from Scotland in their league?
I think they need an amount of U21 players as well.
Bit vague I know..
CMB alert!!!!!
Morning all.
Firstly Thanks to Odub for posting that great link to the LFC blog. What a great article and very funny to boot.
Anton Ferdinand ….. total talentless twat
Not good enough for WHU, probably not good enough for the EPL.
Yeah I was about to ask the same chris!!!
I’ve suggested Djourou b4 and been shouted down!! He’s bigger and quicker than any other CB we’ve got so what’s not to like?!
Finestcuts it does contravene the law !!!!
What you are saying is I can bring in a rule in my company whereby I do not employ women and because its my company law it is legal………. ITS NOT !
You cannot make a law as a company or as an instituation or a Governing body that contravenes law, and especially Employment Law, that my friend would be illegal !
Apart from my brother being Head of Employment Law for a highly reputed Legal Firm, I own my own employment agency……… so I know I am right…… FACT !!!!!!!!!!!
Get rid of Bendtner???
Sign Krancjaar???
Martins??? I presume you mean Steve martins and not the 45 year old Toon shit house.
And |Yaya is so Ka ka.
I think Diaby is the replacement of Flamini. He Can hold balls and dribble, he is also tall. Don’t right him off, it is time he shows us how much is worth.
http://in.youtube.com/watch?v=DxrKONCIXZk
good video on him and 2 million wenger didnt even pay tht much on ZIDANE!! calling him too expensive
he is 1.88 m (6 ft 2 in)
I had a heavy heavy night on the booze… fourgive my pour spelling…
so next year flamini is going to holding balls and dribbiling, i can only hope that is the case, perhaps in the same surroundings as joey barton,
lol Chris
12 players Gooner1992!
Ambitious!
Thuram!!!!! = )
Unfortunate expression….holding balls!!!
You’re welcome Big R, a fellow gooner sent me the link and it just made me cringe really!
Very interesting discussion Finest and Bud.
I haven’t a clue about the legality of Blatter’s cause. But both your explanations seem plausible.
The way we’re going all the good players will be gone!
Bud, so you already know employment law in the UK is protectionist, and that if a non-EU national wishes to work for one of your clients, they must obtain a work permit and
the government only grant them to people within a certain criteria, not everyone can get one. Therefore the economy is protected, it is not a free market economy. You can make laws about uniforms, things like that, and the law cannot overturn that, if you’re talking about women then yes, it depends on the issues, so no it is not as simple as that.
Blatter does not say he will stop clubs from employing foreign talen, he can impose a 6+5 law where it’s part of the game, just like you can only play for England if you were born there or have English ancestry, game rules.
CMB ?? Explanation for Old Fart please
Maybe AW was being truthful when he said we’d have our transfers sorted in 2/3 weeks, and by that he meant we ain’t buying anyone………….
CMB – Championship Manager Brigade the ying to AKB’s yang.
Big Raddy, As much as I respect my learned friend Finest, his argument has absolutely 0% plausibility……. you cannot contravene employment law as stated as a company/corporation an institution or an affiliation, or in fact if aliens landed on earth somewhere in Europe it is the same for everyone the moment you step on European soil.
It is simple, and as the saying goes, “the law is the law” !
actualy big raddy we by default are all CMB’s as we are not AKB’s,
but that assumes you only deal in absolutes
whats up bloggers, and great post.
Less talk of this Nasri fella I’ll say cos its beginning to smell fishy.
A big No No to Anton Ferdie, lacks speed, determination and hes the exact opposite of his brother,Rio De Jeniro.
Nordtviet needs abit of experience but I think he can handle the pressure ,provided he’s given a few games to exhibit what he can do….maybe a loan spell for a few months?
Read 2 days ago Hleb claimed he wasnt interested in a move and doesnt know where the stories came from….Yet in yesterdays evening papers, it is claimed he wants to leave to win silverware.
That icecream-cone-licking prat can p!ss-off from the Emirates with my blessings, the sooner the better!!
I’d like to bring another one to the table.
Arsenal.commers… (If anyone has a better spelling?)
The people who don’t believe in transfer rumours or anything that isn’t on the online Arsenal bible…
But Bud, they don’t; you can hire as many foreign players as you want within existing laws it would not limit the amount of foreign players in a squad, just the lineup……no law contravened.
Oh fuck off Bud, if Aliens landed on earth, we’d have in a heartbeat, house the cunts and pay them benefits.
Will you 2 stop with the flipping employment law debate at 10 in the morning!! It’s too early!!
Bud
Then why is a highly intelligent man like Blatter pushing this through? These guys have the finest lawyers in Europe working for them. They must believe they have a case.
At Blatter’s age, one doesn’t take on an unwinnable cause, and those that say it is purely ego-driven are mistaken. Blatter is nobody’s fool
Pedro, I am an Arsenal dot commer. Does anybosy believe what they read in the papers and other media sources.
Hlebs agent said he wanted out, and that he was leaving weeks ago. He is still here, and HLEB has personally said he wants to stay.
You need to take with a pinch of salt everything you read.
Finest, what are you on about????
You are basing your argument on non EU nationals…… As they are not European, I do not underatand where you are going with this???
(forgetting my joke about Aliens for one minute !!!) We are talking about Employment Law for Europeans in Europe, so what has a Non EU national got to do with Blatters idea…. please explain????
And in reponse to your argument, you are right, there is no European Law on Uniforms, so it is not the law, if there was a law on Uniforms, it would be the law….. get it???
My brain hurts !!
I’m off to Moe’s until you lot sort yourselves out.
Because he’s jealous that England has the best league, it was OK when all the best players went to Italy or Spain, remember those days, Gullit and Van Basten or even Figo , Cruyff and Zidane, no fucker said a word then, even that twat Platini went to Juve, fucking hypocrite.
He’s a cunt and he hates the fact that we’re the big cheese now.
i think its quite funny to hear Adebayor calling Wenger “the gaffer” lol. i didnt know his english was so good he had learned slang! I think its class though and i think he should maybe learn rhyming slang and do interviews using it! how funny would that be? ahhahahahahahahah
Hey Mark, why don’t you ask Arsenal.com to refresh their page more than once a week, boy that must be a boring week.
it will be interesting in the world club championships when this is implemented.
This is a FIFA tournament, therefore all clubs would have to play 6 + 5.
Some of the South American clubs have Brazians, if they are Argies and so on, they may have issues as well.
I was pretty sure that SSN were saying FIFA has agreed the ruling, but it cannot be implemented?
Am I wrong?
Didn’t the EU vote it down 457 to 50 a couple of weeks back?
Raddy, Blatter wants it and is looking into whether the EU would sanction such a ruling. It would however be immediatelyy challenged in court as a restriction of trade forgetting any infringements on human rights and have its big fat hairy arse overturned and kicked out !!!!!
Please trust me on this. I do not know a lot of what I am talking about, but I do on this as apart from doing what I do, as mentioned, my brother is a pretty top employment lawyer and it is something we have discussed !!!!!
You know I think Ethan really did have a coronary when he read this post, he hasn’t been on all day, and what happened to Steve and EduardO, nothing for weeks, a quick appearance then nothing again???
HAHA…fucking hilarious Geoff.
Morning guys… So today is deadline day for Wenger to make 2-3 signings… I feel like a lepper caught with his pants down… not confident at all.
I’ve seen Nordveit play a couple of times and every time he has looked very solid… for his age, he still makes a lot of silly mistakes and telegraphs his passes a bit too much.
We knew Flamini had left 4 days before Arsenal.com Mark… it’s like getting your news from a history book…
First of all I have to say that I didn’t rate Adebayor that high, but with his performanses this season and ESPECIALLY his comments about staying with us have made him one of my favourites..! now Arsene go for Nasri, Yaya Toure, Ben Arfa and possibly a CB (if we can get rid of Senderos!) also i’d like Hleb to stay, after all..
Bud your brother is in prison for bringing in illegal immigrants.
give mike a nudge as well geoff,
I think his wife has banned him, he said he’ll be back next week!
There may be alternative angles on this 6+5 thing. This is FIFA, one of the most corrupt governing bodies in world sport (and that is saying A LOT). Finestcuts makes a good point for it not being illegal. But consider:
- if the prem isn’t bringing in the finest talent from abroad, that talent stays abroad. this impairs the quality of the Premiership, and our clubs’ financial competitiveness, since domestic talent is already a lot more expensive than foreign talent, and if there’s even more demand for it, without improving supply then it’s only going to get even more expensive; with wages showing no signs of plateauing either, this could ruin many a club that doesn’t have total financial muscle. A PL in crisis is a PL that is subservient to the desires of FIFA/UEFA; so Platini can have his way with the CL, cutting the number of teams making it to the CL from the PL from 4, to 3 or even 2. The crisis deepens.
- if the foreign talent we used to bring in stays out there, foreign leagues will vastly improve. France is decimated each year when its finest head abroad; this explains why clubs like Auxerre, who have churned out some top notch players, still struggle to compete against clubs like Lyon, who have dominated for YEARS due to the increased financial muscle allowing them to bring in Brazilians, and stop their best players from leaving.
- improved foreign leagues shifts global football audiences from focusing on the Prem, to paying attention to the top notch talent trapped in France, Ivory Coast, Belgium, Serbia, etc (in theory); this FURTHER breaks the dominance of the Prem, and slashes TV rights money – giving us less money to buy more expensive players.
Now, many believe that money was the undoing of the PL and is wrecking English football. Depends how ‘old school’ you are. What this move threatens to do is throw the PL into huge crisis roughly ten years from now, and (hopefully) be reborn, poorer and more oldschool.
How that rebirth happens is largely down to who’s in charge of the FA and FIFA when the crash comes – because an alternative strategy might be to ‘americanise’ the game (making it gimmicky just like in the Budweiser adverts) to try and boost audiences – something which would almost certainly fail, and would definitely alienate all of us.
Ok Bud, you have players on your payroll and they have duties to do. You employ them all within the law, they’re getting paid on time etc., and you give them different duties. Blatter does not say a team can have x amount of players within a squad from other countries…..and the boss chooses which ones he wants in the line up…get it?
Everyone is hired as a football, as they are now.
Everyone is given their duties as they are now. If a player is not included in the lineup is it unfair discrimination? There you go……
There is no proof that the player would have been played if 6+5 did not exist, the player has a chance to play in the squad, so the fact he didn’t get picked doesn’t break any rules.
The Police already have quotas of officers they’d like to recruit from ethnic communities etc. so quota systems are already in place as we speak…
Jesus & the burglar
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight
around, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD
player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice
echoed from the dark saying, ‘Jesus is watching you..’
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off,
and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head,
promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then
clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the
wires, clear as a bell he heard, ‘Jesus is watching you.’
Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for
the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to
rest on a parrot.
‘Did you say that?’ he hissed at the parrot.
‘Yep,’ the parrot confessed, then squawked, ‘I’m just trying to
warn you.’
The burglar relaxed. ‘Warn me, huh? Who in the world are
you?’
‘Moses,’ replied the bird.
‘Moses?’ the burglar laughed . ‘What kind of people would
name a bird Moses?’
‘The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.’
Pedro, with Flamini, we heard from the player he had left, and then from Milan that he had joined. I think that is different.
You were talking about is signing players, not players leaving…
There was an article going round yesterday, quoting the Trabelsi move, where for two Summers we had signed him, but didn’t. Same could be said of Babel
on hleb…
he never really mentioned that he ‘wanted to stay’ all he said was that he didnt know where the stories came from about leaving… its classic bit of PR work… tell the fans the stories are bullshit and ur happy then make it look like it was arsenals decision to sell you.
Cracking joke Chris!!!
Finestcuts, I think it is naive to think Blatter will get away with it… you are discriminating who is in your line up by nationality…
What about a foreign player who claims his appearance bonus was slashed becuase of the ruling? He could demonstrate loss quite clearly.
How about if the police said only Asian police could walk the beat… all other ethnicities had to be station based?
Are you saying there would be no case for discrimination because they are being paid?
Arsenal Tom
Read the Hleb article again.
He said he wanted to stay at Arsenal, and sort out a new deal.
He did not mention leaving as he said he wanted to stay.
Arsenal.commers… (If anyone has a better spelling?)
The people who don’t believe in transfer rumours or anything that isn’t on the online Arsenal bible…
I didn’t say that mark… transfer rumours could be either way…
We found out the evening of his last game mark… the photos of him in Italy, we did not hear from flamini until way after.
Norttveldt looks and plays like David O’Leary, who came into the side at 17. O’Leary had a small frame but he was faster than Tony Adams and a better passer. I think he is a little too light for start next season as the standard has risen a lot since O’Learymade his debut
Mark… you’re clearly not an Arsenal.commer if you blog on here…
mark
u got a link? i must have read a nice press edited version or somthing
im here geoff! i read every day just soooo much fucking work to do before the start of euro 2008 so not so much time to write.
however, as my boss is away……ha!
sep blatter appears to me to be one of the usual european anti-british cunts, slagging off the fact that teh EPL dominated the champions league and yet no one said fuck all when italy dominated and to a lesser extent spain. surely we shoudl celebrate the best teams NOT castigate them and try to clip their wings.
did anyone else fancy keita for us before he went to Barca? hes proper!!
great post geoff, and i agree mostly. would like mexes to be signed though, and anton ferdinand would be a bargain at 5 million pounds! snap him up quick imo…
gonna watch the juventus vs melbourne victory game for as much as i can before i have to work, but i’m hoping to watch some awesome soccer! no del piero though, bit of a suck… oh well.
Hey… is it school holidays?
Not having something to look forward to is boring, everytime I pitch for an account I like to think I won it, so we all speculate, if I said to my staff, no, no speculating until it’s official and on my website, life would be boring and I may well have topped myself by now.
That’s what separates us from the animals, imagination, that’s what separates this blog from most others, imagination and the ability not to be spoon fed bullshit and accept what we’re given.
must be pedro after a bank holiday
Pedro, fair point about Flamini.
Remember from Jan 1 2008 he was allowed to speak to any club, so therefore there was no transfer, as no cash was paid for him to us.
Yes he was playing for Arsenal and by saying he was going to stay, he only did that so he played games, so he had a chance to attract attention (more money), and give himself a chance to play in Euro 2008.
It is the same with Lehman. He is not an Arsenal player at the moment, he is a free agent, and that is the same as Flamini.
I am not saying I dont believe in transfer rumours, but they are just that, a bit of paper talk, agents talking up their players and so on.
Flamini probably signed for Milan, and then told Arsenal.
I wouuld love some big signing, so perhaps I am a CMB member, but I dont take too much notice of what comes out in the press.
Good Man
http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/index.php/2008/05/30/wenger-caught-with-a-stripper
Pedro – Re Arsenal.commers…………how about ACKB, Arsenal.Com Knows Best……….?
“What about a foreign player who claims his appearance bonus was slashed becuase of the ruling? He could demonstrate loss quite clearly.”
Pedro, there would be two classifications of players. National players and foreign players.
Because only 5 players would be eligble to be on the pitch then no they wouldn’t just like a Goalkeeper can’t claim loss of appearance bonus because you can’t have 2 keepers on the pitch, or 12 players on the pitch.
Say you have a non-football based company and you hire a 3 CEO’s and 3 chairmen. Everyday there is a task to do, and the owner can allocate only 1 CEO and 1 chairman to do the job. A chairman cannot complain he was kept out by a CEO because he was hired as a chairman and is eligble to compete with other chairmen for duties, but not other CEOs. Therfore foreign players would be hired as such in their job description and competing for the duties available to foreign player within the squad.
The 6+5 is a load of bollox. Are you telling the EU commision is going to give special dispensation to one of their most lucrative industries and deny any European citizen the opportunity to earn as much as his English counterparts based on the fact he weren’t born or trained in the UK. Yeah right. What if a club had a team of EU nationals but could’nt play 5 of them because of the ruling or worse still, they all have a British Passport but choose to play for the country of the parents birthplace like Argentina or Brazil, how would this help? What about the Irish, Welsh and Scottish that play here in England, would they now be foreign?
Blatter is a stupid man, he might as well as say all goals scored in England by a home grown count as three, EU nationals count as 2 and all others just 1.
do you think we could coax parlour out of retirement?
Explains a lot…
I just had someone using the term ‘Batty boy’ in the spam…
We had an AKB on this morning Grovers, he’s so dim he keeps coming back, but he doesn’t realise he goes straight to trash without being read, all I do know is he has no guts because he doesn’t use his real name and address, what a coward.
All of these are companies that didn’t spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear – and be misread…
1. Who represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is http://www.whorepresents.com
2. Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at http://www.expertsexchange.com
3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at http://www.penisland.net
4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at http://www.therapistfinder.com
5. There’s the Italian Power Generator company, http://www.powergenitalia.com
6. And don’t forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales, http://www.molestationnursery.com
7. If you’re looking for IP computer software, there’s always http://www.ipanywhere.com
8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is http://www.cummingfirst.com
9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site, http://www.speedofart.com
Geoff… he’ll be bragging about it in another Arsenal forum later…
Finest – This could go on all day. Everything you say, justifies what I say, such as “if a player is not included is it unfair discrimination?”………. yes it is if he is not included because he is French or German or Spanish !!!!!!
Its a nice ideal you have, but you have based your statements on just that, IDEALS and what YOU think, NOT ON THE LAW.
Shall we drop this now though, otherwise I suspect we will be here all day ?!!!!!!
Little shirt lifter probably had boyfriend write it.
geoff you mentioned pitching to clients, you work for an agency?
I sure do EduardO
It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change
the admittance policy. The new law was that, in order to get into
Heaven, you had to have a really bad day the day you died. The policy
would go into effect at noon the following day. So the next day at
12:01 the first person came to the gates of Heaven.
The angel at the gate, remembering about the new law, promptly told
the man, “Before I can let you in, I need you to tell me about the day
you died.”
“No problem.” said the man. “Well, for some time now, I’ve thought my
wife was having an affair. I believed that each day on her lunch hour,
she’d bring her lover home to our 25th floor apartment and have sex
with him. So today I was going to come home too and catch them. Well,
I got there and busted in and immediately began searching for this
guy. My wife was half-naked and yelling at me as I searched the entire
apartment. But, damn it, I couldn’t find him! Just as I was going to
give up, I happened to glance out onto the balcony and noticed that
there was a man hanging off the edge by his fingertips! The nerve of
that guy to think he could hide from me! Well, I ran out there and
promptly stomped on his fingers until he fell to the ground.
But wouldn’t you know it, he landed in some bushes that broke his fall
and he didn’t die. This pissed me off even more, so in a rage I went
back inside to get the first thing I could get my hands on to throw at
him. And oddly enough, the first thing I could grab was the
refrigerator. I unplugged it, pushed it out onto the balcony and
heaved it over the side. It plummeted 25 stories and crushed him!
The excitement of the moment was so great that right after that I had
a heart attack and died almost instantly.”
The angel sat back and though for a moment. Technically, the guy DID
have a bad day, and it was a crime of passion, so he announced, “OK,
Sir. Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven,” and let him in.
A few seconds later the next guy came up. “OK, here’s the rule. Before
I can let you in, I need to hear about the day you died.”
“Sure thing” the man replied. “But you’re not gonna believe this. I
was out on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment doing my daily
exercises when I got a little carried away and accidentally fell over
the side! Luckily however, I was able to catch myself by my fingertips
on the balcony directly beneath mine. When all of a sudden this crazy
man comes running out of his apartment and starts cussing and stomping
on my fingers! Well, of course I fell. I hit some trees and bushes on
the way down which broke my fall so I didn’t die right away. As I’m
laying there face up on the ground, unable to move and in excruciating
pain, I see the man push his refrigerator, of all things, over the
ledge and it falls directly on top of me and kills me!”
The angel is quietly laughing to himself as the man finishes his
story. “I could get used to this new policy,” he thinks to himself.
“Very well,” the angel announces. “Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven,”
and he lets the man enter.
A few seconds later the third man in line comes up to the gate. “Tell
me about the day you died,” said the angel.
“OK, picture this, ” says the man. “I’m naked inside a
Refrigerator…….”
are we done with employement law yet?!
cool, advertising? i work with Eye Candy, you know us? lol, talking about work and not afc feels like giving too much personal information in a AA meeting!
Hey if anyone knows how to do something funky with IP addresses:
90.205.22.31
This guy is abusing everyone from the spam bin…
Bud, I’m sure Blatter can twist the law and work within it and implement 6+5 using the models above, using it as a commercial job description. On the moral ground do I agree with you? Yes, I am against discrimination within the game based on nationality, I would like to see all protectionist football laws abolished, and a manager should buy and sell players anytime he likes, and I’d also abolish the transfer window and have complete free trade, I am against any form of centrally controlled capitalism, and believe a free market would put us all on a level playing field, protectionism stunts growth.
Quality joke jay!!!
Pedro, if you want you can get a nuker, you can download em anywhere.
It’s friday after all
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman
beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They
are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, “Ma’am, if your heart is as soft as
your breast, I know you’ll forgive me.”
She replies, “If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 436.”
Pedro, let’s have a look at his abuse if you may kind sir?
Pedro i work with an expert hacker… i’ll see if he fancies a challenge
There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew members asked him what it meant.
“It’s in case I get shot. I don’t want you crew members to see blood and freak out.”
“That’s very sensible, sir.” At that moment, the crew member spotted eight hostile ships on the horizon. The captain all of a sudden looked very concerned.
“Get my brown trousers.”
Illustration right? I know what you mean though with all these morons looking in.
If anyone can get this little twat through his ip that would justice done.
Goonerjay… that would be much appreciated!
Off out!
Happy blogging!
I can tell you for a fact the twat’s in Gray’s in Essex if that helps
Ahhh Finest, this is where the problem is. My argument is not based on Morals they are based on LAW…. this is like hitting my head against a brick wall.
It is Blatters ideas are based on Ideals and as corrupt as you say FIFA are, if the UK Government cannot overrule EU LAW, why do you think FIFA will be able to????
Right, that me done. You can come back with any amount of unfounded and illegal arguments on your side, I am not going to comment any more, so please feel free to have the last word, even though it will be wrong !!!!!!!!
Who said I am righteous??????????
A thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs and said, “Give me your money.”
The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said “You cannot do this, I’m a member of British Parliament!”
The thief said, “In that case, give me my money!”
Grays not Gray’s!!
Bud I can think of a lot of things to call you…..righteous aint one of them!!!
What a shit hole… no wonder he is angry…
How did you know that Odub, it makes sense though, he’s obviously off school as no one works in Grays.
OK Bud are you saying you were wrong?
Geoff/Pedro, I’m going to send you a site I use to trace nuisance emails via IP addresses, it’s normally 85-90% accurate.
Bud, subject dropped, each to their own, I still believe Blatter could do it and make it legal by using job descriptions and using existing quota laws that govern employment in his favour, it’ll be an interesting story if it happens, and it is controversial and nationalist so it is very politically motivated, Blatter is playing the national pride card, have a look at
what he says about it:
Goebbels couldn’t have done a better job:
http://www.fifa.com/aboutfifa/federation/president/news/newsid=762500.html
Thanks Odub, I’m sure the Police and his mummy would like to see the filth he’s been sending us.
It’s joke time fellas………….
I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who This morning called ‘out-of-the-blue’ to see if I was still around.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.
I couldn’t believe it when she asked if I’d be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that ‘old magic’.
‘Wow!’ I was flabbergasted.
‘I don’t know if I could keep pace with you now’, I said, ‘I’m a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don’t really have the energy I used to have.’
She just giggled and said she was sure I would ‘rise to the challenge’.
‘Yeah.’ I said. ‘Just so long as you don’t mind a waistline that’s a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone…everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!’
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.
She teased me saying that tubby, grey haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.
anyway, she giggled and said, ‘I’ve put on a few pounds myself!’
So I hung up.
Fuck me, has anyone seen Arsenal.com, its so fucking exciting – I just pissed myself with such immense excitement (again!!!!), with the current headline of “Getting to know…. Wojciech Szczesny” I think the arsenal.commers have the right idea…… who needs blog sites with Earth Shattering stuff like that to fill your day ?!!!!!!
lmao!!! Good one Dennis!!!
LOL PMSLl!!!
Thanks Bud, I’m off to Arsenal.com right now.
I might also ask why we haven’t signed Dos Santos while I’m there and why a shit side like spurs have always signed more players than we have.
CMON ADE U FUCKING LEGEND!!
I’d love to see Barry replace Flamini but I can’t see it, how much would he cost?
we got to get someone i can’t see song/ denilson/ diaby or gilberto being upto it
I always enjoy reading your site but don’t I agree with what you say about not wanting anyone you’ve never heard of – another Wenger special along the lines of Sagna or Eduardo will do nicely – does that make me an AKB?
manure,liverpoo,chavs,spuds have all signed players for next season!!!
I have no reason to leave so I’ll stay to ensure that together we’ll win silverware.
i had to think about that statement for a while ..
so ade’s saying he will be the reason we will win silverware
next season ?
CHOKE !
Did you here about the cross-eyed teacher?
She couldn’t keep control of her pupils.
jay…your fired!
so I’ll stay to ensure that together we’ll win silverware.
SO does that mean he WAS going to leave ?
BUT HE’LL STAY !!!
fuck dont do us any favors
id rather see 25 million LARGE !
wenger could buy 2 SKILLED players for that price
There’s still hope Odub… Wenger said he would have 2-3 players finalised by today.
What do you call a female sex change?
An addadictomy!
you know keeping ade might actually be the time when the arsenal curse bites back !
could-nordtveit-be-the-special-one?????????
NO , i dont think ive ever seen a player at 19 look the finished article
we are doomed ….
Cassano will be crowned kings of Europe
Ethan’s one man crusade continues!!lol Although I must add I’m not an Ade fan either.
Goonerjay don’t hold your breath buddy!!
Hung Chow calls into work and says, ‘ Hey, I no come to work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come work.’ The boss says, ‘ I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.’
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. ‘I do what you say and I feel
great. I be at work soon………………….. You got nice house.
Phew – has the blatter debate finished, who brought this stupid subject up…!!!!?
I would like to commend Ade, not only for him stating his desire to stay, but his comments about the meeeelan money grabber….
Famini is a good player, but just because he has left, Arsenal will not fall apart, next season we will be more determined to win silverware’
Take a bow Ade
YES Odub
its like a really lame TV show
Heres a quiz question for everyone …
Position CENTRAL DEFENDER !
What is the youngest age youve ever seen a central defender Become a finished article and WHO !
Sorry guys… i’ll start posting proper jokes again.
A little girl and her mother were out and about.
Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, “Mommy, How old are you?”
The mother responded, “Honey, women don’t talk about their age. You’ll learn this as you get older.”
The girl then asked, “Mommy, how much do you weigh?”
Her mother responded again, “That’s another thing women don’t talk about. You’ll learn this, too, as you grow up.”
The girl, still wanting to know about her mother, then fired off another question, “Mommy, why did you and Daddy get a divorce?”
The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, “Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don’t want to talk about it now.”
The little girl, frustrated, sulked until she was dropped off at a friend’s house to play. She consulted with her girlfriend about her and her mother’s conversation.
The girlfriend said, “All you have to do is sneak a look at your mother’s driver’s license. It’s just a like a report card from school. It tells you everything.”
Later, the little girl and her mother were out and about again.
The little girl started off with, “Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are. I know how old you are. You’re 32 years old.”
The mother was very shocked. She asked, “Sweetheart, how do you know that?”
The little girl shrugged and said, “I just know. And I know how much you weigh. You weigh 130 pounds.”
“Where did you learn that?”
The little girl said, “I just know. And I know why you and Daddy got a divorce. You got an ‘F’ in sex.”
how many times do you guys think nasri’s name has been mentioned in the last week?
Well, itIS friday and as it has become tradition to keep the mood happy despite the hleb/nasri/flamingo fiasco, heres one to raise a
…..
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newly-wed couple wanted to join a church. The priest said, “We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks.”
The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.
The pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, “Were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?”
The old man replied, “No problem at all, Priest.”
“Congratulations! Welcome to the church!” said the priest.
The priest went to the middle-aged couple and asked, “Well, were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?” The middle-aged man replied, “The first week was not too bad.
The second week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but, yep we made it.”
“Congratulations! Welcome to the church,” said the priest.
The priest then went to the newly-wed couple and asked, “Well, were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?” “No Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks,” the young man replied sadly.
“What happened?” inquired the priest.
“My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it” said the young man.
“When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there.”
“You understand, of course, this means you will not be welcome in our church” stated the priest.
“We know,” said the young man. “We’re not welcome at the Supermarket anymore either…”
If the clubs really thught this Blatter rule was coming in they would be offering there English players lucrative long term contracts to stay.
The lawyers of the football clubs are just as powerful as fifa’s.
And if they didn’t agree they woul fuck off uefa and restart the g14 thing again.
scummy spurs have signed John Bostock……..
The Tomato Garden
An old man lived by himself in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato
garden, but it was very hard
work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him,
was in prison The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his
predicament.
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my
tomato garden this year. I’m just getting to old to be digging up the
garden. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig
the plot for me.
Love Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Don’t dig up the garden. That’s where I buried the BODIES!
Love Vinnie
At 4 am the next morning FBI agents and the local Police arrived and dug up
the entire area without finding any bodies. They apoligized to the old man
and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Dad
Go ahead and plant your tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the
circumstances.
Love Vinnie
like it double O
Haha…that was quality t-buzz
Girl: “Forgive me father for I have sinned.”
Priest: “What have you done my child?”
Girl: “I called a man a son of a bitch.”
Priest: “Why did you call him a son of a bitch?”
Girl: “Because he touched my hand.”
Priest: “Like this?” (as he touches her hand)
Girl: “Yes father.”
Priest: “That’s no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.”
Girl: “Then he touched my breast.”
Priest: “Like this?” (as he touched her breast)
Girl: “Yes father.”
Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.”
Girl: “Then he took off my clothes, father.”
Priest: “Like this?” (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: “Yes father.”
Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.”
Girl: “Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where.”
Priest: “Like this?” (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: “YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!”
Priest: (after a few minutes): “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.”
Girl: “But father he had AIDS!”
Priest: “THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!”
Odub – I just love that last one, that has brightened up a dull Friday for me
bloody hell jay thats harsh,
Underwear is important!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle.
From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.
On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his shorts, and tucked everything back out of site.
On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
Mark you were in moderation, an AKB is described in the toolbar, agreeing with Arsene doesn’t make you one, agreeing with him doing no wrong and no one else can have an opinion does.
If you can live with that climb aboard, if you can’t this is not the site for you.
Cracking jokes Grovers!
Very good Odub
A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic.
Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, “What are you lining up for, dear?” Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.
“Mmm, sounds lovely,” said Grandma. “I think I’ll have some myself,” she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. “But you’re so old… how do you do it?”
Grandma replied, “Oh, it’s quite easy, sonny… I just remove my dentures and suck ‘em dry!”
A quick way to bulk Nordtveit up. 2 serves of my butter chicken. Wow! How many calories are there in 600ml of cream.
sorry to spoil your fun, but the 6+5 rule does directly contravene EU law, go and have a look at the law itself, there is absolutely no way around it.
while uefa’s homegrown rule is no threat to arsenal at all, as players we sign between 15-21 years of age and then play for us count as homegrown.
loving the jokes
Geoff, Mark or Mark C??
Not too sure I am a AKB
George
we want him more skilled
not to look like lampard !
An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.
Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Your Loving Husband.
P.S. Sure is hot down here
lol!! Great jokes all round folks, even ethan’s one liner re lumpard!!
SO WHERES THE FUCKING SIGNINGS???
lunch time in the UK and arsene is SILENT!
hasnt it been 3 weeks ???????????????
Gee-so many discusions and topics I have what to say …and so much work to be done:(((
Keep it up guys-Im reading allmost everything ,but hardly have time to write.Maybe one day when Im my own boss and have people to do my job…
There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day, the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked. He asked his mother what the hair between her legs was.
She responded, “It’s my wash cloth.”
Weeks later, after the mother had her baby, the young boy walked in on his mother again. While she was in the hospital, the doctor had shaved her pubic hair.
The boy asked, “What happened to your wash cloth?”
The mother responded, “I lost it.”
The little boy, trying to be helpful, set out to find his mother’s washcloth.
A few days later, he ran to his mother yelling and screaming, “I found your washcloth.”
The mother, thinking that the child was just playing, went along with the boy and asked, “Where did you find it?”
The boy answered, “The maid has it! She is washing daddy’s face with it.”
Regarding transfers its the same every year, they are waiting for all of us to pay out for the season tickets and once the deadline has passed they will announce the sale of certain players, in their place a few 17/18 year olds from either Africa or Eastern Europe with a tag like the new Zidane, Henry or Ronaldo. Perhaps this year they will buy a big name like Hagichristopapadopoulos(can’t get much bigger) a 21 year old reserve team player from AEK Athens who has made 2 appearances in 3 years as a professional.
Quick Joke from me:
Question: What is a mermaid? A woman or a fish?
Answer: Depends whether you are hungry or you want to fuck……
An Australian sheep shearer was looking for his missing Kiwi friend when he spotted him behind a bush with a sheep ! . The Australian said , Are you shearing ? , His Kiwi mate replied No ! git your own .
papadopoulos??
its that a creature from sesame street ?
Not you mate, he posted at 11.21 go have a look!
ethangunner:
If he’s cheap enough doesn’t matter where he come from. Arsene doesn’t look at passports!
he doesnt sound like he is AKB .. but he likes ade
so blow him up !
Ethan Mr Snufflapagos was from sesame street…
I cant believe I know that!!!
I didnt see if you mentioned it but surprize surpsize Fergie and Queroz yeasterday werent charged from FA for the portsmouth game antics….. If it was AW there would be charge,wouldnt it
pablo
doesn’t he need a work permit coming from Greece ?
even if he is a muppet ?!
Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite.
One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. When leaving the room, she said, “Mr. Johnson, your barracks door is open.”
He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his secretary. Calling her in, he asked, “By the way Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door was open this morning, did you also notice a soldier standing at attention?”
The secretary, who was quite witty replied, “Why no sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags.”
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in Dublin .
She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, “What man here will buy a lady a drink?”
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her, but down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed “Give the ballerina a drink!”
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down.
She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked “What man here will buy a lady a drink?”
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, “Give the ballerina another drink!”
The bartender approached the little drunk and said “Tell me, Murphy, it’s your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?
The drunk replied, “Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!”
Best Joke in Ireland 2007:
John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of
me life, between the legs of me wife!”
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the Best toast of the night”
She said, “Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?”
John said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife.”
“Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!” Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John’s drinking buddies on the street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, “John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.”
She said, “Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he’s only been
there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come
odub
was he greek too ?
the lack of news is disappointing . wenger promised signings within 3 weeks!
yesterdays blog i was talking about class signings …
today hearing everyone love ade ! its even more depressing, i mean how more skill less do you need to be before people start hating you ?
I MEAN REALLY !
FUCK !
like i said yesterday i want our striker to have the finesse of james bond
ades more like frank Spencer !
Another set of great jokes!! Ethan think he was an elephant or rhino or something!!
Right off to the pub, this lack of news is too depressing! Hopefully I come back and it’s all change… Doubt it!
at least frank spencer makes sense when he speaks
ethangunner:
He initially asked for 55 large a week but Arsenal offered him only 50, he couldn’t believe that Arsenal would be so stingy and almost choked on his souvlaki while riding his uncles favourite donkey. He added that felt insulted and demanded the club should improve their derisory offer or he would remain where he is. A spokesman for the player last night confirmed that he is 99% sure that it was a donkey and not a mule.
Hah!! Good one Goonerman!!
Enjoy Odub, stagger back soon.lol
Arsene must enjoy torturing the fans with transfers. Why would he set this 2-3 weeks deadline and get us all excited!
hmmmm
gotta say these jokes are ok …
but if you must get me started
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one day a hippy gets on a bus full of nuns. he looks around and see’s
one that is looking particularily good. after he popped a stiffy he went up
to the nun and said I want to fuck you.
No replied the nun I am a woman of the lord i will never sleep with you
The hippy was really depressed, but on his way off the bus the bus
driver told him that the nun goes to the church to pray everynight at
midnight. all he had to do was get a god mask and tell her to screw him.
at exactly midnight the hippy spotted the nun go into the church, he
put on his mask and said I am god fuck me!!!!!!!.
the nun then replied only in the ass though. the hippy agreed and they
got it on for hours.
when they were done the hippy took off his mask and shouted “ha, ha”
I’m the hippy
the nun then took off her mask and said “ha ha” I’m the bus driver!!!.
There’s two farmers on a farm, and they just got a new animal. One farmers
outside, and one is inside. The one outside comes in with a big cup of white
liquid. He takes a big drink of it and excitedly says, I just milked the
new cow. Then other farmer, with a troubled look on his face says, we didn’t
get a new cow, we got a new bull!
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. “Please allow me to help. I’m a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you’d allow me,” she told him earnestly.
“Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I’ll be alright. I’ll be fine in a few minutes,” he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together in his groin.
But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked him “How does that feel?”
He replied “It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell.”
A man and his wife decide to play golf but neither is very good so they sign up for lessons.
The man goes to his lesson first. The instructor says, “Show me your swing so I can evaluate you.” The man swings and the instructor says, “That was good but you’re holding the club too tight. Try holding it gently like you would hold your wife’s breasts.” The man does so and he hits the ball 250 yards!
Later, the wife goes for her lesson. Again the instructor tells her to show him her swing so that he can evaluate her. She does and he says, “You’re also holding the club too tight. Hold like you would hold your husband’s dick.” She does so and takes her swing. Then the golf instructor says, “Try it again but this time take the club out of your mouth.”
I really don’t think Nordtveit is the answer, its too much on his shoulders at such a young age, I mean hes hardly even played in the carling cup.
Yer the Nasri situation is getting stupid now – arrggh but I guess we gotta stretch our patience further. At this rate we are gona sign a centre back first……
Cant see us signing Barry…..come sign Nasri!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
great jokes…
what a way to start the day!!!
2 Prostitutes get talking out on the job one night and the 1st one turns to the other and says “have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?”
The 2nd replies “no but i’ve been swung round by my nipples!”
Ade staying can only be a good thing. Yes, he burnt out towards the end of last season and missed a hatful, but he’s 24, still managed 30 goals and he scored one the best goals of last season, against the spuds. He just needs a descent strike partner who isn’t always injured and moaning how underpaid he is for being injured. The Cheek!
Nasri, agreed, has been drawn out far too long, just sign the bastard! And get rid Hleb, he’s got a lot of value and one of the big teams in Europe will easily spunk their euors on him to show the rest of the world how much they mean business, like they do every year, and usually fail (see Henry, Beckham etc.) Wenger should go against the mould, just for once, and get nasri, yaya, villa, hennessey, ramsey, barry an anyone worth linking to our fine club. May be not those exact players but we need strength in those positions, plus a centre back and jobs a good’un.
I’m all for promoting the talenst of our youth and its great djourou and diaby want to take on the Flamoney role, but they’ll need cover or they should be cover for the actual replacement.
Also, i hear Fab is looking to sign another extension to his ontract. here’s hoping.
And another thing, its been mentioned earlier, and yes, its a scouse blog but go and have a read. Its shocking and hilarious, bound to cause a stir.
http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/blog/?p=164#more-164
That was a great post…
Captain Marvel who would play if he lost both his legs… what a cunt.
There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish.
He was saying, “Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale.”
A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish.
The kid said, “I caught them at the dam, so they’re dam fish.”
The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish.
His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, “Preachers aren’t supposed to talk like that.”
The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish.
His son replied, “That’s the spirit dad. Pass the fucking potatoes!”
I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said “morning.”
He replied, “No, just having a shit.”
Yeah I did post it earlier, but dont think many read it!!
Best part of the article…
”Yes, ‘Big brave JT, no-nonsense tough English centre half and captain fantastic’, once again cried his eyes out in front of millions of people. That’s at least four occasions I’ve seen him doing that now. ‘Man up’ you big fucking tart!
Frank Lampard called him ‘a mans man’ after the game. Behave yourself Frank, he’s a fanny. Real men don’t cry in public”
Love it!!
absolutely genius writing. even though its scouse, i do admire the mans wit. all of it alarmingly ture but most of all, hilarious. 130k a week. sickening!
just a general annoyance i’m sure we all share…..why/how the fuck do the spuds always buy more players than us and where does all this money come from?! and dos santos? if rumours are to be believed then he’s pulling on the white jersey. idiot.
but, nevertheless, trust in the weng. as always, i’m sure he has it all sorted but he doesn’t half like leaving us to get incredibly agitated while the rest of the prem splash the cash. i’m sure all will be revealed and we will all once again worship at the genius of wenger’s talent spotting. either that or he’s gonna blow it all on david villa.
can but hope.
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous that he could hardly speak. After mass, he asked the Monsignor how he had done.
The Monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.”
The next Sunday, he took the Monsignor’s advice. At the beginning of the sermon when he got nervous, he took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on the door:
Sip the vodka; don’t gulp.
There are 10 commandments, not 12.
There are 12 disciples, not 10.
Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
Jacob wagered his donkey; he did not “bet his ass.”
We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as daddy, junior, and the spook.
David slew Goliath; he did not kick the shit outta him.
When David was hit by a stone and knocked off his donkey, don’t say he was stoned off his ass.
We don’t refer to the cross as the “Big T.”
When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper, he said, “Take this and eat it for it is my body.” He did not say “Eat me.”
The Virgin Mary is not called “Mary with the cherry.”
The recommended grace before a meal is not “Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub, yeah God.”
There will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter’s, not a Peter pulling contest at St. Taffy’s.
Young David came home from school one day and found his pet chicken laying on the ground with his legs pointing straight up into the sky. When his father got home, he explained that the chicken has died and his legs were pointed up to Jesus in heaven.
They buried the chicken and that was that. Two weeks later his dad came home from work and David ran up to him yelling, “Daddy, Daddy, we nearly lost Mommy today.”
“What?” his father replied.
“When I got home from school, Mommy was laying on the bed with her legs pointing up in the air yelling, ‘Jesus, I’m coming, Jesus I’m coming.’ If it wasn’t for Uncle Terry holding her down we would have lost her for sure!”
Finest and Bud,
Back to the Blatter thing for a minute, doesn’t the South African cricket team have a rule that there needs to be 2 or 3 non-white players in their starting 11 ?
!!!!LMFAO!!!!
Just read some Dail Mail (Mancscum are great ) news poll regarding English players team by team. They say we only have Hoyte and Theo but include Chris fucking Eagles in the Manc section. Bring it on FIFA and see if your stupid rule drops the mighty Arsenal. What about the likes of Hoyte 2, Randall, Gibbs, Simpson, Wilshire, ect ect. I hate the Mail more than any other paper because it has that fat Manc loving pie eating cunt Steve Curry writing for it and I hate Sky for the same reason. Bring it on FA fucking do it and see where it gets you. Pricks. Arsenal are looking to appoint some Administrator from the FA to take Edelmans place, this could be our best signing of the summer to get back some of the cheating FA cunts who will be his mates.
John Terry goes to the doctors and says “Doctor, Doctor… every time i look in the mirror i get arroused!”
The Doctor replies “I’m not surprised… you’re a cunt!”
16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK.
1. It’s an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.
5. It encourages car pooling.
6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don’t care.
7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
8. It makes fellow employees look better.
9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
12. Employees work later since there’s no longer a need to relax at the bar.
13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas
14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
16. Sitting “Bare ass” on the copy machine will no longer be seen as gross.
Some Internet sports news sites do make me laugh.
With Ade coming out and commiting this morning with personal quotes of his allegience to the cause,
Now we have eatsleepsport and clubcall sports stating we will lose him unless we pay him 80k. are they just thick, what is the point in rehashing drivle from 3 weeks ago. must be a slow news day
And given that our squad is built on youth, how on earth is our wage bill only 3m behind Man Ure!!!!!
Guys – Get over to Arsenal.com NOW…….. BREAKING HEADLINE………
“Reserves Week: Bould – Kids have exceeded expectations”
By jove those arsenal.commers are spoilt fuckers !!!!!!
Why did everyone scream so loud at a Beatle concert?
The shock of seeing 4 scousers working
goonerjay you’re killing me here fella!!! lol
Daddy Daddy we almost losy Mommy today!! Quality!
A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them. The Browns came to see the doctor, and he gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests and then concluded, “Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help you.”
“On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some grapes and some doughnuts. Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bulls eye in your wife’s love canal. Then on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the grape using only your tongue.
“Then next, ma’am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his love pole. Then like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume the doughnut.” The couple went home and their sex life became more and more wonderful.
They told their friends, Mr. & Mrs. Green that they should see the good doctor. The doctor greeted the Greens and said he would not take the case unless he felt that he could help them; so he conducted the physical exams and the same battery of tests.
Then he told the Greens the bad news. “I cannot help you, so I will not take your money. I believe your sex life is as good as it will ever be, I cannot help.”
The Greens pleaded with him, and said, “You helped our friends the Browns, now please, please, help us.”
“Well, all right”, the doctor said. “On your way home from the office, stop at the grocery store and buy some apples and a box of cheerios… “
little scouse child turns to its mummy and says ‘mummy, why are your hands so soft?’,
to which mummy replies ‘cos im 14′
whats sad about 4 chavs driving off the top of a cliff in a nova?
you can fit 5 in a nova
RvP’s comments from two days ago seem even more preposterous when contrasted with Ade’s words of commitment. Robin is a talent footballer when he’s healthy. My rough calculations tell me that he owes the Arsenal and it supporters almost two years of play on the money he’s already received. Robin’s veiled threats regarding salary are a fucking insult. He should concentrate on coming back from Euro without the aid of crutches or a bloody stretcher.
Vaardo… a lot of people are reading too much into what RVP said… he never once said in that interview that he wanted more money.
He said that Arsenal need to re-evaluate the wage structure before the team falls apart because it is understandable that a 27-28 year old would leave for 3-4 times the money… he’s not wrong… far from it.
If you believe everything you read then Ade isn’t so great because this afternoons news is all about Ade wanting an extra £80k a week… now with his 1st touch and finishing ability that would be a piss take
that ade news is just a re- hash of 3 weeks ago .. like i said earlier today in the last post !
when he calls arsene a GAFFER ! . maybe ive been out of the uk too long but i wouldnt call that a flattering statement ! arsene = gaffer !
but pats and i are right !
its just OLD re- hashed news !
i would pay more relevance to the fact that arsene is looking for a striker
in the vain of santa cruz .. A possible replacement for ade !!!
cross fingers
RvP has a point yes, and the club need to address it if we are to continue with our current crop of players for the future, but surely, as a model professional, you don’t just tell the press about your uncertanties with own club?
surely instead you address it with wenger/board and voice your concerns internally, rather than create a fuss amongst fans and the press at a crucial time? how’s that gonna look to any potential new signings when one of our strikers, from his hospital bed via Euro 2008, comes out saying we don’t pay enough?!
the boy has lacked a bit of tact on this one.
still, if he’s fit all next season and bangs in 30 goals then i’m sure he’ll be after a pay rise, or be a barcelona target.
Bud is completely correct, splatter has less than zero chance of implementing this “rule”.
As far as “employing” players but restricting how many get to play, that would be the same as a company only allowing a certain number of women to attain management positions, i.e. it’s also illegal.
The EU itself has already, to quote them directly, given septic bladder’s “idea” “the red card”, i.e they;’ve categorically stated that it’s against the law and will not be entertained under any circumstances.
For the clubs to have a “gentleman’s agreement” on it, they would all have to implement it and pretend that they weren’t.
Can anyone honestly imagine the clubs pissing on their own shoes in this manner? Sorry, not even close!
I thought I saw a comment somewhere claiming splatter was an intelligent man. Words fail me.
Hey guys, don’t talk about other blogs… I get jealous…
Man this is the most boring end of season ever!! No signings, no glimmer of a signing, nothing!!
Anyone know if there’s any footie on the box this weekend?
odub there is the IPL final on sunday if you’re interested.. but i’m not so gotta get out of my shell and socialize a bit.. coz next week.. the EURO’s are here!!!!
if we sold hleb then that’ll get the ball rolling
choy what’s the IPL?
at a guess indian prem?
Here Pedro sorry mate but you just reminded me and i feel the need to share my findings.
on ‘The Arsenal View’ Blog they have got that little to talk about that they have decided to spend the summer posting porn… boring wankers
irish pissed league
yeah the twenty twenty cricket thats going on!!
so I take it that’s cricket?!! My answer would be no choy, thanks for the offer though mate!!!
Right off to the arsenal view I go!! Porn sounds ok to me, beats sitting here waiting for arsenal to announce fuck all!
lol james!
Goonerjay… you cheated on Le Grove?
Was it better?
Do you love them…
Can it ever be the same again?
I feel so betrayed…
who’s the fav star odub?!!!
Got another pount on this 6+5 rule.
Say it came in (which it never will as it’s illegal – sorry, just needed to add that !!!) and Arsenal had 8 English players in their squad of 22 (for instance) and of those 8 English players, 4 were injured……… would we have to play with 9 men??????
Double O there is england playing on sunday, ireland last night england on the night before what more do you want?leeds to be promoted?!!!
Czech Republic v Scotland today
Italy v Belgium
friendly matches on today
ignore my ignorance people.. who are the 3 clubs that are promoted..
i know hull is one.. the others?
Stoke and WBA
It meant nothing to me Pedro honest!!!!
What you on about choy? My fav porn star?!!
Saw the Keane goal when I got in from the gym chris, apparently nothing else happened so I didnt miss much!! So nothing on tomorrow?!
no, it would be 8 men. RvP would be injured
Regarding the post about South Africa’s cricket team. South Africa are not part of the EU.
You’re going to have to do a lot of commenting to make up for this…
Septic Bladder is a twat. His ideas are based solely on jealousy of how great the EPL is.
heheh!!!
How about a joke Pedro… it always helps with the other half?!
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.
She seems OK, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seems OK, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning. Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. “So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?” they ask.
“It’s pretty nice,” she replies. “Except they won’t let you fart.”
haha… forgiven!
Obviously South AFRICA is not part of the EU .. it was an example that a law similar to this is used somewhere … I think SA got rid of that racial quota last year though. Not sure.
lol!! goonerjay strikes again!!!
he is on fire today!!!
the beeb are reporting that Nasri will join Arsenal, the club are just agreeing terms.
Source the beeb
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/gossip_and_transfers/7426938.stm
I know evry1 is sick of nasri right now, but watch this video. He does one thing that hleb only dreams of doing, BLOODY SHOOT!
B-)Maybe Wenger could make Toure and Gallas co-captains to solve the problem and definitely pay Toure at least the same amoumt of money per week as Gallas. I think that we need a goalkeeper (PSV’s Gomes), a big and aerially dominant centre back (not many truly quality ones nowadays like Adams or Terry to a lesser extent – maybe Raul Albiol or Zapata), two defensive midfielders (Veloso and Yaya Toure), a left winger (Ben Arfa) and a striker to cover van Persie or Eduardo due to injuries (Stuttgart’s Gomez or Villa or Huntelaar). Some cover for the full back positions would be appreciated as well whether we buy or use Eboue (you have to admit he was quite solid as a right back especially during the UEFA Champions League 2006) and Traore.
Does anybody agree and if not, what do you propose?
i just think we need more depth, but i’m with what your saying. this is what i think….
Villa is the top striker Arsenal need, a perfect partner for Adebayor. Pricey but if the Hleb sale goes through then that brings around 15m extra. Nasri is as good as ours and he will be a brilliant prospect, plenty of flair and should fit easily in to the team. Toure is one of the many names being banded around for Flamini’s replacement but would be the most logical as he is out of favour with Barca and has publicly stated his desire to play with big bro Kolo. Hennessey, again, may be costly but a great homegrown goalkeeping talen and we must strengthen on the position. Ramsey would be a great signing and at only 17, has a great future ahead and what better club to go to than Arsenal for his development. Secure all these or similar players in the same positions, plus a centre back, and the leagues ours. Tall order for Wenger who doesn’t believe in big money transfers but this could be the time to break the mould.
Under Blatters rules, could be dangerous not having a non English captain !!!!!!!
theo for captain!!!!!!!
Kremmin for Captain…………!!!!
Sorry, the liquid lunch strikes again!
Right! I’ve had it with Newsnow they’re just recycling the same stories! No more! I’ll wait for Le Grove to give me breaking news from now on! No point counting on arsenal.com, they’re saying we’ve just signed some chap called Steve Bould!!!
a bould move you might say
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha jesus christ someone sign nasri
if i had the dough i would sign up megan fox as our official cheerleader!!!
It’s Friday we should be cheerful
A small guy goes into an elevator and notices a huge guy standing next to him. The big guy looks down on the small white guy and says, “Seven foot tall, three hundred fifty pounds, twenty-inch dick, three-pound left ball, three-pound right ball, Turner Brown.”
The small guy faints!
The big guy picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him. He asks the small guy, “What’s wrong?”
The small guy says, “Excuse me, but what did you say?”
The big guy looks down and says “Seven foot tall, three hundred fifty pounds, twenty-inch dick, three- pound left ball, three-pound right ball, my name is Turner Brown.”
The small guy says, “Thank God, I thought you said, “Turn around.”
shall we start a new discussion….
if you had the money and could only invest it in an arsenal cheerleading team, who would you buy?
thats prob the best joke yet goonerjay, apart from the irish guy and spending his life in between the wifes legs
hmm…. its gotta have elisha cuthbert
Afternoon Grovers…
What’s the latest?
Jessica Alba would make a great cheer leader…
davoody same as it’s been since the last signing we made (Luke Freeman) fuck all!
yes pedro.. hot mom’s are welcome as well.!!
aye, we’re clutching at the hope of some signings davoody. jokes aplenty here though
Salma Hayek… she can shake her pom poms at me any time.
@Choy…
And there i was thinking today would be the day….
Goonerjay…admit it.You own your own stand-up comedy joint dont you?
Dont ever stray from Le-Grove bro, youre a “national treasure” here!!
How you come up with quality upon quality jokes baffles me!!
Vida Guerra… she’d make my cheerleading team too
Now I know why we dont win trophy!!! It is because of Flamini’s badluck, within one month when he left us, his badluck has revealed that he is the one behind our lack of trophies. First the club he transferred to has a badluck of not playing in uefa league next year, and also he is finally dropped from France euro 2008, how unlucky can one’s badluck affect a whole team?
Halle Berry, Charlize Theron, and a young Uma Thurman…add the Queen of Jordan as the thinking man’s totty!! job done!
@ James…..Salma Hayek, Halle Berry, Eva Mendes ALL shaking their pom poms wearing just…well, the pom poms.Red and White ofcourse,……
even after his great season for us, you cant help but raise a smile at mr.flamoney’s misfortune. uefa cup and a summer on the beach. still, could be worse, could be a scouser
Thanks T-Buzz… just for you mate.
Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things.
One lady says, “You know, I’m getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn’t remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down.”
The second lady says, “You think that’s bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed and I couldn’t remember whether I was going to sleep or had just woken up!”
The third lady smiles smugly, “Well, my memory is just as good as it’s always been, knock on wood,” she says as she raps on the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, “Who’s there?”
Oooh James, thats cold!! lol
Shit forgot eva mendez!! Cheers Tbuzz!!!
http://www.glamboulevard.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/eva1.jpg
I need a minute….
lol!! good one goonerjay!!
glad to see the cheerleading deabte raging. unfortunately if the club are refusing to even confirm that we are gonna buy anyone this year then the hope of these wonderful women parading around the hallowed turf shaking their stuff is rather a slim prospect. still, one can hope.
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course,
lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said,
“Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball don’t knock out any
windows. It’ll cost us a fortune to fix.”
The wife teed up and shacked it right through the window of the
biggest house on the course. The husband cringed and said, “I told you to watch out for the houses. Alright, let’s go up there, apologize and see how much this is going to cost.”
They walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, “Come on
in.” They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch said, “Are you the people that broke my window?”
“Uh, yeah. Sorry about that.” the husband replied.
“No, actually I want to thank you. I’m a genie that was trapped for a
thousand years in that bottle. You’ve released me. I’m allowed to
grant three wishes-I’ll give you each one wish, and I’ll keep the last
one for myself.”
“OK, great!” the husband said. ” I want a million dollars a year for
the rest of my life.” “No problem-it’s the least I could do. And you, what do you want?” the genie said, looking at the wife.
“I want a house in every country of the world,” she said.
“Consider it done.” the genie replied.
“And what’s your wish, genie?”, the husband said.
“Well, since I’ve been trapped in that bottle, I haven’t had sex with
a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife.”
The husband looks at the wife and said, “Well, we did get a lot of
money and all those houses, honey. I guess I don’t care.” The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours.
After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and
said, “How old is your husband, anyway?”
“35.” she replied.
“And he still believes in genies?….That’s amazing!”
Megan Fox… the transformers hotty!
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/36724
thats ok odub
Always glad to help
Wow Pedro, that pic got me hot under the collar!!
I see liverfool are paying Torres £89000 a week.
I wonder what Cesc is on? Anyone?
thats a good link pedro
Which makes a laughing stock out of the wage slip leak earlier in the year (It said £123k a week)
No problem with the link guys… it was my duty
i think he’s on 50k but pushing for 90/100, what dein’s son as his agent now
i think he’s on 50k but pushing for 90/100, what with dein’s son as his agent now
James echo echo echo!!!
chaps I’m over and out!! have a good one and hopefully we bloody sign someone next week!! It’s been emotional!!
Night grovers!
hahah yeh i got carried away. i think its the feeling that ‘Cesc employs David dein’s son who brokered Henry’s move to Barca’ is an intersting one, and that you all should know how i feel. although i think it might just be my over-zealous pressing of buttons, distracted by pedro’s earlier link
Thanks for that Pedro… now how the fuck am i meant to do my work… i’m a dribbling mess
Lets hope they give cesc what he wants.
Im fed up of seeing players leave for the sake of the odd 5k.
The cheerleader thing has got me thinking…
How about Hayden Panettiere
We could even sign her and play her against Birmingham ( if we get them in the cup), id like to see them try and break her apart like they did dudu… (joke is wasted unless you watch Heroes)
http://www.colour-dreams.net/bag-blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/hayden-panettiere_claire-bennet_the-cheerleader1.jpg
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, “Honey, my hands are freezing!”
She says, “Well put them here between my legs and that will warm them up.”
After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says gain “Man! My hands are really freezing!”
She says again, “Well put them here between my legs and warm them up.”
He does, and again that warms him up.
After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood for the night.
When he returns, he again says, “Honey, my hands are really freezing!”
She looks at him and says, “FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, DON’T YOUR EARS EVER GET COLD?”
i think he’s currently on 60k.. arsenal are offering 90k…
thats what they said,” little below the 100k henry was on last year”
£100k a week and he buys all his clothes from Zara…
Juve land Amauri… shame…
Pedro i’ve just closed newnow mate… i’ve given up hope.
I’m going to do the same as Odub i think and boycott newsnow and rely on you guys to give me all the latest news.
Good shout…
There is always a Grover online in the know… all you have to do is post ‘Whats happening?’ and you get a nice little summary!
You just concentrate you efforts into the top draw jokes!
Did steve come back on today? I only saw one post?
this is by far the most informative, friendly, funny and useless at making me do my job forum of the arsenal i’ve found.. if only the signings and arsenal news were as regular as goonerjays jokes then we’d all be content
I’m sure i can do that Pedro…
Steve popped up with 1 random comment and that was it… didn’t hear from him again… shame because i bet he’s accumulated a fair few jokes over the weeks he’s been missing in action.
Jay
Thanks for all the jokes today. Only thing thats kept me awake
cheerleader: Keeley Hazell
Cheerleader … Monica Bellucci
Nordtveit is amongst the five most outstanding young central defenders I have ever watched! (Tony Adams is one of the five).
Whoever said Blatter wouldn’t try to push this through if he didn’t have a case is ridiculously naive. Everyone thinks they have a case, and only one party wins every time. If lawyers opnly accepted guaranteed cases then we’d have no need for the system.
hot damn… what beauties!!!
wenger said he keeps eboue thr because : “A team is a balance. You don’t always play a player because he scores goals, you play him because he gives you balance.
“We play in a very attacking style and Eboue gives us defensive balance.”
isnt tht a dm job tht means he tries to play 2 dms and eboue is like a lb only but in the mid role tht means he does not trust flamini tht much and he would not be soo gutted to let him go but he was good not great
: “A team is a balance. You don’t always play a player because he scores goals, you play him because he gives you balance.
“We play in a very attacking style and Eboue gives us defensive balance.”
isnt tht a dms job eboue is like a LB in mid tht means he does not trust flamini tht much so he plays eboue thr till we get a world class dm eboue will still play thr
eduardo’s already kicking a ball!!!!!
feck me
http://arsenalanalysis.blogspot.com/2008/05/eduardo-surprised-with-speed-of.html
He will be back before RVP choy.
So will the next world cup final!
more like the next euro final with england in it !
ANY NEWS CHAPS ?
Latest: Marseille midfielder Samir Nasri will be heading to Arsenal
that made bbc gossip column ! so judging by past signings its close , bbc usually dont entertain any rumors !
pompy to sign 5 new faces this season
sven mexicos new coach !
but nothing about arsenal !
fucking typical !
No Ethan, I meant the next one in England, 2018, but only if he doesn’t play in the Euros.
I just saw a video of Eduardo kicking a ball, at this rate he’ll be back for the start of the season!
yes well im not sure that we will make the next Euro’s either !
lets hope he doesnt need a shrink before stepping on the pitch !
I hear ya!
anyway geoff back to bed for me !
ill be ranting about arsene’s magical 3 weeks in the morning no doubt !
does anything arsene say ever hold true anymore ..
he is one big bullshit excuse !
Make ‘some’ signings in the next 3 weeks !
dont fear fans !
obviously offering the players 20 g a week isnt enough !
can we start to be afraid now ???
fuck it !
Good night Ethan, he’s just a joke, 2-3 weeks, fucking liar, he has no respect for the fans, he’s OK commentating it’s more important, and it obviously pays well.
OMG …. I have the reason as to why NASRI hasn’t signed yet!
Arsene has had his eye on landing someone else…
http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/index.php/2008/05/30/wenger-caught-with-a-stripper
Hey fella’s just some good vibe for those who might be just getting back from the pub and/or just going out to a night club. Or those who just can;t sleep. Ethan?
This via Fox Sports Australia.
From correspondents in Zagreb, Croatia
May 31, 2008 ARSENAL’S Croatian striker Eduardo Da Silva, who suffered a horrific leg break earlier this year, said doctors had given him the all-clear to return to action in August.
The 25-year-old Brazilian-born Croatian has been recovering since mid-April in a clinic in Rio De Janeiro and his return is good news as just in March, he had believed his recovery would take 15 months.
Eduardo suffered a compound fracture of the left leg following a tackle from Birmingham defender Martin Taylor at St Andrews in February.
“I am returning to Europe from Brazil at the beginning of August, perhaps even the end of July,” Da Silva said. “Doctors tell me by then I will be fully recovered and able to play football again. I hope so too.
“I’m feeling well and my rehabilitation is going better than I would ever have hoped.”
I’ve just seen the Eduardo clip. Can’t believe it after that horrendous break – FANTASTIC!!!! Something for the weekend for all Gunnerfans.
gnarely – have you seen the video of him back in training…he looks good already! Bloody amazing! huge scar on his leg though!
By the way…theres only 1 Dennis Bergkamp!
Just felt like saying that!
Another bit of quality fro the Chavs!!
Chelsea snub Blues legends
A Chelsea team of former club legends, including Gianfranco Zola, Gianluca Vialli, Peter Bonetti and Ray Wilkins, played in a match at Stamford Bridge this week for sponsors Samsung against a side of O2 competition winners but were not allowed to use the Stamford Bridge dressing rooms.
Some of the greatest players ever to wear the Chelsea shirt had to change in Portakabins, much to their dismay.
A Chelsea spokesman said: “We do not use our dressing rooms during the close season for any pitch events.”
so really there should be a signing in this coming week before the start of the euros…
everyone must be out on the booze or asleep or passed out?
Evo,
I think a good few passed out from boredom, due to lack of transfer news. I hope the Eduardo update helps to satisfy the pangs to a point. Anyway, I’m off to the footy today, Hawks v Dogs. You should get along to see The Tiges tomorrow @ the SCG. No racing @ Randwick on a Sunday?, so you shouldn’t be tempted to stop off on the way.
Hi Geoff Pedro and gang, I just got home from working the Springsteen concert. I want you all to know that Nasri will be at the Stadium at 2o’clock on Sunday. I was talking to the club photographer and he said he will be there to take photo’s of Samir. At least that one will be completed.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/main.jhtml?xml=/sport/2008/05/31/sfnars131.xml
apparently we are looking to make richard scudamore out CEO, a good move imo
El Tel – glory days mate! that sounds as good as done!
Tel, Thanks mate! Thats great news. Hey everyone wake up!!!!
Spain striker David Villa is putting all questions and thoughts about his club future on hold until after next month’s European Championship.
What a coup it would be to sign Scudamore to do Edelmans job, an FA insider would help us fight the cheating Mancscum, the guy must have contacts throughout the FA. Where is Scudamore from though? Hope he’s not a Northerner.
i see Fulham have released that Christianval guy that we had on trial last season
I stood at the centre of the pitch tonight guys and saw what the players see every time they go out there, fucking awesome, compared to Highbury the place looks enormous. Shame the pitch was covered over. I will take a ball there tomorrow and get a bollocking from Stadium Management. Bet the fuckers stop me going in with it. Springsteen was good too and there was plenty of Totty there. I got fucking angry at the Spud cunts who were singing Yid army, one cunt was taking the piss, he said to me wheres the toilets and when I told him he said no the pitch, great thing is though the cunt was laughing at me over his shoulder and walked straight into some other guys and dropped the 2 pints he had in his hands. I fucking cracked up laughing at the Tosser. 1 Wanker had the early seventies Spuds shirt on, did he look a prick. Going to bed soon. Hope the Nasri bit cheered everyone up. You long distance guys heard it first. Up the Gunners.
Great news about Eduardo what a star that man is. Come on Dudu we need you back Pal.
Great story El Tel – keep em coming!
Tel,
I think its great that so many from spuds bought tickets for the concert, & have helped financially to pay for our new signings. You dumb fcuked Tottenham fools. Same old Arsenal taking the piss!!! LOLOL
george – ive tipped the hawks in the game today, but i wouldnt mind seeing the dogs get up!
EL TEL RE :NASRI
yes the rumor has hit the bbc webpage , thats always a sign when you are close to signing
someone , they don’t allow too much hear say onto there site !
ITS USUALLY PRETTY NAZI WHEN IT COMES TO SPECULATION !
i know that from all the taksin information i post on it
i dont think they have ever printed anything ive ever said about the cunt !
bbc web page is pretty good really! more reliable and definitive than A.COM
(for official confirmations !)
and the 1st place where i read that people usually LEAVE ! i say ”leave because more have left in the last 4 years than came in! And usually at the time im less than impressed with the personnel in ! and more concerned with personnel OUT !
sell all the invincibles replace them with kids .. cut wages in half ! move into a stadium
that has more money earning potential of x2 x4 of highbury , and we are pleading poverty like oliver twist ! who cares about club debt ! or should i say would you care about your mortgage repayment when you’ve just got a new job(stadium) that earns x4 what you used to have as income !!! the ability to pay off any debts are easily covered
(not that a player is a debt ! ) HE A FUCKING ASSET !!!! with the way wenger buys most players are like real estate , and wenger goes and buys up all the property that will double in value within a year or 2 ! but i digress !
we are like mushrooms fed bullshit and kept in the dark !
i dont care what technical hitch has taken place arsene said 3 weeks 4 new signings!
and he should keep to his promise to the fans !
if not come out and hold a conference as to why its taking so long .
As for keeping a secret and affecting the price on transfers thats just BS !
narsi – dudu – sagna – all had rumors leaked out for days before it was official !
this news always gets out !
and the reason we’ve been linked with so many people just shows me how many failed embargo’s we’ve had in the past month . Im sure 60 % of them were inquiries
that failed ! prices too high or players that where not interested !
george
it was 3.50 am here !(9.50 pm post ) and woke up in a cold sweat from my latest eboue nightmare
the grinning teeth of death !
so i thought id check out who we signed , because i didn’t think arsene would let us down ! he did !!!
BUT DONT WORRY
i took that opportunity to jump on the nest
so dont worry it was all worth it !
ethan – i dont recall Wenger saying “I promise”, just give the management the time they need to cut the deals. im sure if they said we need to sign 2-3, they’ll have them ready by august!
Evo
here you go mate … straight from the AKB website
http://www.arsenal.com/article.asp?thisNav=news&article=491389&lid=NewsHeadline&Title=Wenger+-+I+hope+to+make+signing+within+weeks
Well after the spuds got Modric and Bostock, it would be nice if we sign one player at least, so thanks for that El Tel!
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