Ok, there were a few contenders for this and I even included a player from last season, so the finalists were…
Thierry’s reaction to being wedgied by Messi… again
Thierry Henry – Thierry gets on the list because he was still an Arsenal player at the end of last season and he gets nominated for his dreadful decision making. I warned him, if you go you won’t… take free kicks or corners anymore, you won’t be their best player, you won’t score as many goals, they won’t sing your name and you sure as hell won’t be a legend. You will however get jeered often and be a sub for long parts of the season. Thierry, you should have listened.
Judas would have blushed at flamini’s disloyalty
Matty Flamini – He was a tosser and a greedy narsissic delusional twat and will spend most of his time on the bench, he’ll get found out when he runs up blind alleys and continually gets booked. Without the telepathic young kids of Arsenal to make him look good he will fall quicker that the Pound against the Euro. Add that to fans favourite Gattuso, eagerly waiting in the wings, and the future doesn’t look so good.
Flaking on his contract?
Hleb – He makes the list for his discussions in Milan behind our back, he’s done an Ashley and frankly with no Ade like denials forthcoming, is finished with the fans. Another one made to look good by his team mates, lots of skill, no end product, swap him for Ya Ya or 10 Woodbines and a book of matches.
The ball looked a little like Almunia’s head…
Jens Lehmann – Made the list for his bad behaviour but saved himself with his emotional goodbye’s at the Grove against Everton.
Muppet…
Eboue – Another work in progress I’m afraid, his theatrics and uselessness put him right up there, him and his adopted dad seem to be the only two in the world that think he can play football. Do the right thing Emanuel and fall on your sword.
I hear the Championship is fun, mwhaha!
Taylor – Anyone can accidentally break someones leg on purpose…
‘Oops…I’m really sorry, I didn’t mean to get caught.’
This inbred goes on the list becuase he didn’t actually say sorry.
…So after much thought and many deliberations there is only one winner… take it away Matty, never look back and I hope you have a shit time in Milan, you ungrateful, spoilt, greedy, disloyal whore.
I’m sure you all have your own contenders, but in the main, we’re happy with our choice, tomorrow we do Le Champ of the season.
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GG9 – And who am i to knock such a superb scandanavian custom, bring it on that’s what i say!
Been living in Scandaland for a few years now and never seen any birch scars !!
If I was AW, my main target would be Ronaldinho. I want us to have a World Profile, TH14 has that, and so does Goofy. Villa, Huntelaar etc don’t.
DDM, Here! Here! Time in a sauna with naked Scandanavian horn bags, then getting whipped with a stinging birch branch, then jumping into freezing cold ice water sounds civilised to me. Then a warm Carlsberg to get the blood flowing again.
BR- I’ll happily take that job. My first signing will be Jermaine Defoe, I reckon I can get him for about £16mil?
Apparently Ben Arfa isn’t in the first team at Lyon because he is selfish & won’t pass the ball to players in better positions. Thats the view of his manager anyway!!
Did anyone read the Lassana Diarra story “Arsene Wenger was my Nemesis”?
Ok fellas, gotta go now. My Le Champ is Fab4, Cheers.
dani alves would be a good signing for the right wing, very attacking minded and we can do swap with eboue…..
give them £10m on top
Do you really believe Diarra knows the word ‘Nemesis’ ? If ever there was a made up journo story, this is it.
Sevilla turned down £20+ m from the Chavs last summer. If we could get him for £10m, it would be quite a coup !
ooops…. I valued EE at £0 ! He must be worth something….
Yeah quite – I had to check on Wikipedia for a definition “the spirit of divine retribution against those who succumb to hubris” seems fair enough!
So what the Diarra is basically saying in The Mirror (whether he realises it or not) is, I’m an arrogant twat and Wenger found me out, that’s why I was shipped out.
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I was spot on with my guess that Arsenal would earn approximately 18 million more this season than last, the following list is tv money & league merit payment.
Television revenue for 2007-08 season
(2006-07 in brackets)
Manchester United £49.3m (£32m)
Chelsea £45.6m (£30.9m)
Arsenal £47m (£29m)
Liverpool £45.4m (£28.4m)
Everton £42.1m (£25.3m)
Aston Villa £42.3m (£22m)
Blackburn Rovers £40.2m (£22m)
Portsmouth £40.4m (£23m)
Manchester City £39.7m (£21m)
West Ham United £36.8m (£21.1m)
Tottenham Hotspur £36m (£27.3m)
Newcastle United £39.2m (£21.2m)
Middlesbrough £34.2m (£20.5m)
Wigan Athletic £33.4m (£18.4m)
Sunderland £33.6m (£6.5m*)
Bolton Wanderers £32m (£24.6m)
Fulham £31.3m (£20.4m)
Reading £30.6m (£23.6m)
Birmingham City £29.8m (£6.5m*)
Derby County £29.1m (n/a)
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Sorry for the delay…
GMR
Apparently Ben Arfa isn’t in the first team at Lyon because he is selfish & won’t pass the ball to players in better positions.
thats alright he will get on well with ade ! next season maybe they will get 15 goals each !
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