Ok that headline is for the disgruntled blogger yesterday that was so upset I mentioned Adriano in yesterdays headline, so today I thought I would try something completely factual that doesn’t allow for any imagination and looks a bit like the mother of all blogs …Arsenal.com
He was so upset he even started telling us why at 2.30 this morning, so todays headline is for him, I hope it helps.
Ok Grovers, this is for the rest of you!
Juve go for the Flamster and Inter swoop for Diaby.
True enough Inter Milan, top of Serie ‘A’ chase well known Arsenal crock, Abou Diaby, the Arsenal youngster who recently signed a 6 year contract has attracted their attention, they haven’t seen him play as he’s always injured, but Arsene Wenger signed him so he must be worth a Punt.
Flamini is of course a free agent so any team would be after him but until he signs a new contract, this speculation will go on.
I don’t understand why it always seems to take for ever when signing a contract, how much? How long? and where do I sign? Doesn’t seem overly complicated does it?
Red and White try to increase their stake, makes you wonder what David Dein does all day, doesn’t it? he must have the easiest job in the world, what did you do at work today David?
‘Not a lot love, I did buy another share though’
Theo said that he hasn’t visited Eduardo as he wants the visiting to last so will see him later, or that’s what it said on Arsenal.com
The papers have once again written us off, saying that the goals have dried up and Eduardo’s injury is a massive loss, statement of the obvoius or what?
I think Theo will spring to life if he’s given a central role and with Rocking Robin knocking, we’re not far from salvation, I really think we’ll stuff Villa on Saturday and go on to win the league with games to spare.
John Carew worries me a tad, but I think Theo is the key as he will be trying to show he is a better player that Agbonlahor and Young.
Cracking day of comments yesterday Grovers, you make the none footballing days a pleasure!
Oh and I forgot to mention that Almunia said something interesting on Arsenal.com
February 28, 2008 at 9:38 am
Morning all!
Excellent points all across Geoff. I will just hinge on one. The contract situation that has plagued Arsenal for ages. (Ie. Edu, Wiltord, Pires, Henry etc).
Yes, there is something truly fishy going on. As far as I am concerned no other team deals with the same contract disputes as Arsenal. Two points can, in my eyes, account for this:
1. Arsenal is a very traditional club, where tha management (in this case mostly Wenger), call the shots. The players have always been thaught that it is an honor to represent the Arsenal and the team is always the main priority. Thus, there is little priority treatment of individual players, also with regards to their salaries. Remember a few years back when Arsenal had to lift their internal salary cap to accomodate Henry. And even then it was only done as a last resort.
2. The Arsenal is still a highly efficient team from an economical point of view. Not only do we buy our players for chump change, often we pay them equally (please do not consider this as critiscism, it is in fact something I am particularly proud of). At the same time the Arsenal players recieve enormous exposition and most (even some reserve players) are full internationals. There appears to be some disparity in the eyes of the players in being considered some of the best players in the world playing for one of the greatest (and richest) teams in the world, and seeing players with considerably less talent being paid greater sums.
And I did try to keep it to two points, but there is in fact a third. Greed! At the end of the day, we must not be led to believe that footballers are in any way different from any one else (in effect most of them are uneducated, and come from socially challanged back grounds - not that there is anything wrong with that). But we tend to believe that players would choose loyalty and success on the pitch ahead of money. That may be true for some players, but these are unfortunately becoming a minority.
Hence, Flamini knows full well that if he shoudl decide for his career on purely footballing reasons, there is no better place than Arsenal. But he also knows that he would make perhaps even twice as much elsewhere. And I am not sure that I can blame him if he chose the money.
Just don’t come out and claim you do it for the love of the game, and all the usual tripe. Be honest (unlike a certain Mr. Cole, who appears incapable of anything resembling even modest human decency -let alone honesty). The fans would not be happy, but they would understand. And I believe pretty much everyone I have talked with have wanted the club to just pay him what he wants. Nothing outregaous, but the more Flamini gets, the less there is for unmentionable Uzbech “Businessmen”.
To all a merry thursday.
Gus.
February 28, 2008 at 9:39 am
morning grovers, theo will be on fire at the weekend, he has to realise all eyes are on him now, and the game against villa is just what is needed for him, a hard working team but with plenty of holes that can be punched thru,
nice to see almunia speak of team sprit off the pitch,
soad the moaners le-bosses, we like the blog just the way it is, but pedro’s side bars are getting interesting, might be worth sneaking in results as a reference point for the season, as a side bar to click in to
February 28, 2008 at 9:44 am
I hope RVP is well so soon that he start playing again.I misse him so much.I don’t know why he is still taken so much to come back……………….look we need this guy to play alongside Ade and walcot at the other end of the pitch…………..hey look Eboue is a defender doesn not look like Gallas or Toure and evemn JT or woodgate to score goals.I think Wenger is just trying to temporally put him there cus of injuries but if all are back am sorry for him.and the most interesting for him is his arsenal place is been taking by the visitor who does not even wait for his landlord to well him before settling down that is the rocky Sagna…………believe me this guy is just above the world of football in his postion alongside Clichy……………I think they are doing a great job for us………with majority of Ade’s goals coming from their supplies……….so lets go
February 28, 2008 at 9:44 am
did anyone else think it was weird that the whole team didnt visit eduardo,
February 28, 2008 at 9:46 am
Tha made me chuckle. “John Carew worries me, but I think Theo will be the key” gave me visions of Theo marking him at corners and set pieces.
Very sad, just made me laugh.
I think you should let Ryan back on chaps. I fancy a frivolous argument today.
Flamini’s silence is starting to worry me now. Didn’t Wenger say last week that he suspected that teams were tapping him up?
February 28, 2008 at 9:47 am
According to Theo, they want it to go on until he’s back.
I’ve also asked Pedro to publish a league table, and include the spuds, so we can laugh at them on a daily basis!
February 28, 2008 at 9:47 am
Morning all,
Right, let’s start again, after the crap we just had to deal with on yesterday’s post!!!
Instead of writing another long post, I’ll just say, well said Gus, and particularly agreed with the line about us being a traditional club, and expecting the red and white being enough for some players to want to stay with us. I mean come on, great location, big club with bundles of history, hardly any off field antics, a well respected world reknowned manager, a state of the art stadium, and some of the worlds most loyal fans, plus the chance to win trophies every season!! What else would you want as an ambitious young pro?!!
This Usmanov prat is however beginning to get on my nerves! He already owns most of CSKA Moscow, why doent he just be happy with that and piss off!!
February 28, 2008 at 9:47 am
Gideh, you sound like a stalker.
Be afraid Robin.
February 28, 2008 at 9:51 am
Yeah St Totteringham day’s just round the corner!! Virtual poppers and celebratory ballons at the ready grovers!!!
February 28, 2008 at 9:55 am
do sex shops still sell poppers odub, fuck its too early for that,
if eduardo goes home to croatia then there will be no house calls,
so its 4 point to go to totteringham’s day or am i mistaken,
February 28, 2008 at 9:55 am
Meant ”and expecting wearing the red and white!”
February 28, 2008 at 9:59 am
Wouldnt know Chris! I order my stuff online these days, so havent been in a sex shop since 2007!!!!!!
February 28, 2008 at 10:00 am
Could happen Saturday Chris. If we win and they drop points.
February 28, 2008 at 10:01 am
How the fuck do you deviants manage to get onto sex shops and gimp masks every day?
February 28, 2008 at 10:06 am
Dont remember anyone ever mentioning gimp masks Steve!! Is there something you’d like to share mate?
February 28, 2008 at 10:09 am
According to the Daily Mail, RVP could be back on the bench against Villa, that would be good.
I think they should make Martin Taylor and the PFA chairman wear Steve’s gimp masks for a month.
February 28, 2008 at 10:10 am
Morning Geoff,
Bit of a gripe this morning.
Your headline is not misleading enough, its pretty disappointing that I saw a more exciting headline on the telegraphs website. You know, if you’re just trying to keep your hits low to appease a boring 18 year old who posts a response at 0200 so there will be no debate thats fine.
That 18 year old however is not a regular, so fuck him. I want to read misleading headlines, because I’d rather lend my bandwidth to you. At least you summarise the bull shit so I don’t have to hunt through some paid up, google ad ridden junk site.
If a fan misleads me, the article is good and the debate is solid - I am game.
I expect usual service will resume tomorrow?
Gus J, nice piece again!
February 28, 2008 at 10:11 am
That’s good news!! Hope he gets 15-20 minutes at the end, hopefully we’re 3-0 up by then!! Steve, over to you!!!!
February 28, 2008 at 10:12 am
the gimp of the week award for annoying blogger, i like the sound of it,
February 28, 2008 at 10:13 am
The big font makes me sad.
February 28, 2008 at 10:15 am
It’s alright for you to like the sound of it chris, it’s me that’d have to sacrifice a mask.
February 28, 2008 at 10:16 am
Le Boss said only last week that Van Persie needs a few games in the reserves first.
February 28, 2008 at 10:16 am
OMG!!!
Have got whiff of a rumour from a very very very good mate who works for the Telegraph.
Right…not sure how to put this, but will just crack on.
Flamini will join Manure in the summer on a free as he was tapped up over xmas.
Fuck me!!!!
February 28, 2008 at 10:16 am
lol, pedro must have a stash at this stage, we wont mind sharing
February 28, 2008 at 10:19 am
the cunts have offered him 90k a week, the tight ass wankers at arsenal are not budging on 50k a week.
Hmmmmm, do i get a fucked up feeling of deja vu or what?
February 28, 2008 at 10:19 am
god that would sicken me, is it april first already
February 28, 2008 at 10:19 am
February 28, 2008 at 10:22 am
i am not joking lads, i am in turmoil here…he knows his onions this mate of mine, has told me stuff in the past that has always been spot on.
i am in serious turmoil, i may go on hunger strike…this is too much!
we are fucking cursed.
February 28, 2008 at 10:23 am
if it’s true (which I doubt), he’d be a complete idiot to go to Manure!! Doubt he’d actually play ahead of what they’ve got at the moment (Anderson, Scholes, Carrick, Hargreaves???!!)
February 28, 2008 at 10:24 am
schole finnish
hargreaves no good
carrick donkey
anderson top notch
February 28, 2008 at 10:25 am
must admit, with 2 months left in the season, him not signing that contract is getting on my nerves, if we had options I’d bench him. But then again Diarra’s gone an Dilberto is the next option….. Nuff said!
February 28, 2008 at 10:25 am
Stupid, I don’t reckon that’s true.
Anderson is their Flamini, then they have Carrick and Hargreaves also vying for the central midfield slot!
Its made me feel a bit sick all the same, I hope your mate is a spud and he’s just trying to shit you up a bit!
£90k a week? Thats steep, but at the end of the day, if thats what the market is paying… fucking pay it Arsenal!
Quite a busy morning again!
My god… I feel sick at the thought…
Think RvP coming back thoughts…. ahhhh much better already!
February 28, 2008 at 10:25 am
Diaby.
February 28, 2008 at 10:25 am
Normal service will resume tomorrow Gunnersaurus and the muppet has been banned!
Gimp of the week sounds like a nice idea Chris, I’m sure Steve won’t mind making a donation!
Stupid, I wouldn’t believe that story, Flamini wouldn’t do that, and nor would ManU and anyway they have more midfielders than the chavs do.
February 28, 2008 at 10:26 am
I hope to god it aint true, my man is a Welling utd fan so not stirring at all, not his charachter.
Oh god, please dont let this happen.
February 28, 2008 at 10:27 am
Diaby can’t play that role, he’s more of a creative MF than holding. need that lad in the youth team to come thru now! What’s his name again?
February 28, 2008 at 10:27 am
lansbury?
February 28, 2008 at 10:29 am
diaby really is the closest player on earth to pv4, if he could be 50% of what paddy was…flamini can fuck right off the greedy toerag.
February 28, 2008 at 10:29 am
No, big black kid, double barrelled last name. Emmanuel-Thomas or something like that…. apparently he’s quite good, quick and over 6 ft.
February 28, 2008 at 10:29 am
but i like the flamster
February 28, 2008 at 10:36 am
Yeah, Myles Palmer talks some crap, but at the end of the day he was right with what he said yesterday. Flamini may not be the best player about, but he is the best player in that role that Arsenal could have.
He fuses our midfield.
If Flamini goes, Wenger has some serious questions to answer about letting Diarra go?
Maybe we’ll sign Gerrard? He’s disgruntled at the minute.
In fact, there is no way the Mancs would sign the Flamster. He really wouldn’t fit in there would he? Could he do that to his buddies?
I think this will just be another Thierry thing… we’ll all panic, then one day we’ll wake up and he’s signed the fucking deal!
Maybe he is waiting for the Euro’s to up his value?
Its a sensible thing to do.
I’m waiting for the Euro 2008 Spread Sheet Championship before I sign on with my company again… I’d be a fool not to. working on my V-lookups now…!
February 28, 2008 at 10:42 am
every bloody summer we go through this!!! It’s almost become part and parcel of being a gooner! What are we a feeder club or something?
Doubt Gerrard would ever leave the scousers, but that is a thought!!!
Me and V lookups and pivot tables don’t get on very well mate…I always cock them up, so kudos to you Pedro!
February 28, 2008 at 10:48 am
Like I’ve said before, it’s bad management, Wenger and the board knew his contract was up years ago, they wouldn’t let this situation happen with Cesc, would they?
And before anyone says Flamini wasn’t that great last year, he was still good enough to sign a contract, and we could have sold him for something.
I talked about this before Christmas and I said it will turn into an Edu thing.
Once is careless, twice is stupid.
February 28, 2008 at 10:49 am
When i compared the Flamini situation with Henry’s and Vieira’s .. i meant that Henry was looking to move on from the previous season and he thought the grass was greener on the other side.. same goes to Vieira.. and you know what i think Flamini can see Henry and Vieira made mistakes in leaving the arsenal, what have they done up till know??
sign the contract..!!
February 28, 2008 at 10:50 am
LOL
are you suggesting pv4 and th14 never loved playing for the arsenal?
you should really stop that subscription to the beano and read a proper rag
IMVHO
February 28, 2008 at 10:50 am
I have a mate who mate’s mum’s cleaner told her mate’s uncle’s dad that she thought that the cat would have kittens, and then the cat got run over.
February 28, 2008 at 10:52 am
Chris, if he was so happy, he would have signed the contract?
Paddy used to say he was happy all season… then the summer would come…
Terry and Paddy didn’t enjoy playing for Arsenal? Do me a favour…
He did it to Marseille, so there is no reason to think he wouldn’t do it to us.
February 28, 2008 at 10:52 am
steve - if only you knew how decent this contact is!
i am on the verge of a mental breakdown
February 28, 2008 at 10:52 am
I think this is a wind up,spred rumours to get your money uped.
February 28, 2008 at 10:53 am
fingers crossed it is!
but a strange choice in manure would you not agree?
February 28, 2008 at 10:54 am
sounds like a Woodgatesque rumour to me.
February 28, 2008 at 10:56 am
why did they get diaby to sign now and not flamini last year makes no sense, i hope your man is wrong stupid, but lets face it all stories are tipp offs but most are wrong or at least inaccurate
February 28, 2008 at 10:56 am
I think I will crack up if we have to go through all this shit again tell him to fuck off
February 28, 2008 at 10:57 am
I think the way flamini has improved so dramatically may have alerted many a top manager to his service. He is not just the midfield enforcer, he can pass precisely and qucikly to keep the mometum of an attack up ( the very opposite of gilberto ) and he has got a lethal stirke on him as witnessed by villa and geordie fans this season. He is still only 23/24 so will continue to improve unitl he peaks in 3/4 years time.
He reminds me so much of paulo sousa the former juve player, just pure all action style with lungs of steel.
He is vital to our style.
February 28, 2008 at 10:57 am
I just can’t see any of our players leaving us to move to the chavs or the mancs. They must be off their heads!!
By the way, had some cunt in my gym singing an Eduado song this morning, I’m sure you will be pleased to know that the only reason he’s not lying somewhere with his head kicked in is because there were too many witnesses!!! I mean, he got a talking to, but I can’t understand how sick and fucking daft some cunts can get!!!
February 28, 2008 at 10:58 am
I’m sorry, I’ll never trust a bloke called stupid.
February 28, 2008 at 10:59 am
jesus, where is the gym? pikesville?
February 28, 2008 at 10:59 am
He won’t go to a rival, he saw what happened to Cashley, also our play suits him, he wouldn’t be that good for another team, he can’t even get a game for France.
The guy in the gym needs following home Odub.
February 28, 2008 at 10:59 am
fair enuff steve, sound argument you have there pal
February 28, 2008 at 10:59 am
hope that 90k a week is like a joke coz that would just kill us…they need to offer him 65k
February 28, 2008 at 11:00 am
odub tell the truth the guy (or gal) was bigger than you,!
February 28, 2008 at 11:00 am
that other red nosed cunt probly spred the rumour to unsettle our team
February 28, 2008 at 11:00 am
Everyone… Stupid has been busted… his e-mail address:
matty.flattuso@hotmail.com
He is trying to use Le Grove to spread rumours so he can get more money!
Busted!
February 28, 2008 at 11:01 am
FFS we dont splash out in huge transfer fees so why not fucking keep the good players that were not signed on huge fees happy with decent wages.
Makes no sense.
February 28, 2008 at 11:02 am
Darn, got me….its a fair cop lads!
February 28, 2008 at 11:04 am
Chris, he wasnt! And even if he was I would have still gone for him! There was no need for it, and I fucking knew he was singing it within my earshot for a laugh!! The cunt’s a fucking WHU supporter FFS!! A fucking nobody team, small fucking potatoes!
Getting pissed off again!!
Might just go with Geoff’s suggestion, if you don’t hear from me tomorrow you know I’ve been caught in the act!
February 28, 2008 at 11:06 am
odub - fuck him, the bad karma WILL catch up with him. The law of universe, you reap what you sow.
February 28, 2008 at 11:08 am
I heard that song as well… its really sick isn’t it?
If your mate at work had that done to him… and somone made a song up about it, they’d get a right hander. Why do the moral boundaries shift when its a sports star?
Load of old bollocks, I hope the cunt gets hit by a bus… or he meets odub down a dark ally… or even a light one by the way he is talking!
I’d pay Matty whatever the fuck he wants, it will work out cheaper than £20 million and £90k a week wages!
February 28, 2008 at 11:10 am
Was that my moral boundaries slipping because of a cunt?
February 28, 2008 at 11:13 am
starting to warm to the idea of toure in the flamster poistion
February 28, 2008 at 11:14 am
Spurs fans were singing it at The Kids Cup final.
Cunts
February 28, 2008 at 11:15 am
toure could do it, but he is a little too rash at times with his passing. i love kolo to bits but he is a little bit screw loose.
February 28, 2008 at 11:18 am
i love it when he goes on his 70 yard marauding charges at an opposing player who has just fouled one our players…. thats pure heart!
February 28, 2008 at 11:20 am
I just don’t see that there is an opportunity for an internal promotion? The closest we had to Flamini was Diarra.
Diaby is 70% attacking
Song is too laid back and we’d have to deal with a season of dodgyness
Denilson is Cescs understudy
Gilberto gets his bus pass next year
Djourrou… I can’t see it?
Toure… can you really upset his partnership?
Youth Players… no one is even close!
Lets just hope he signs on again!
February 28, 2008 at 11:31 am
Hope he signs, but if he doesnt, Kolo would have to be plan B although like u said Steve, he does get carried away sometimes, but it is a sight to behold when he does!!!! Not too sure about Djourou, Song might just step up to the plate like he did at the ACN, you never know
February 28, 2008 at 11:32 am
with big phil behind him he could take more chances go on more runs. Hope the flamster signs soon and cut all this bulshit
February 28, 2008 at 11:36 am
We’re the second richest club in the world… surely we can go and purchase a new midfielder if the Flamster leaves? We’re all still in the small club mindset… cutting and pasting to sort things out!
If he leaves, we need to go out and sign Yaya Toure or someone established!
Like I said, hopefully it won’t come to that!
February 28, 2008 at 11:44 am
wenger let yaya go when he was on trial a few years back…. doubt he would buy him back.
who else is their in world football in that position? NO ONE
which is why the sharks are encircling young matty.
February 28, 2008 at 11:45 am
all the top players in the poiston, gattuso et al, are coming to the end of their careers.
matty is the best young un in workd footy in that postion right now.
February 28, 2008 at 11:49 am
I am starting to panic give him the money for fuck sake
February 28, 2008 at 11:50 am
ive counted 23 new grey hairs this morning
February 28, 2008 at 11:51 am
What even better than the likes of Diarra,Mascherano,Diarra at Real,Muntari, Jeremy Toulalan?
February 28, 2008 at 11:52 am
mascherano is a better defender but cant pass for shit
diarra at real is nowhere near the class/potential of matty
toulalan i have not seen much of
diarra at pompey…now he is a decent player, why oh why oh why!!!!
February 28, 2008 at 11:55 am
I’d rather keep the flamster than buy any of those anyway, apart from L.Diarra who we should have kept. Hindsight aye?!!!!
February 28, 2008 at 11:55 am
Fuck me, too much on today and too much conflab to read……… anyone summarise for me ???!!!!!
February 28, 2008 at 11:58 am
Odub and chris like porn
Stupid has a mate
I wear gimp masks
Flamster is trying to talk up his own value
Odub shares a gym with a proper cunt
Pedro likes men
That’s about it
February 28, 2008 at 11:59 am
Oh, Ryan is an insomniac teenager and Geoff gets angry quickly.
February 28, 2008 at 11:59 am
We started the day getting pissed at a teenage blogger called Ryan, who has since been terminated,
Flamster’s off the Manure,
Steve wears gimp masks and will be donating one for us to pass on to the worst blogger,
Kolo could fill in the flamster role,
there’s no one else in world football good enough to replace the flamster, and
Chris is into sex shops, and wants to know where he can find one today!
Can’t think of anything else mate.
February 28, 2008 at 12:00 pm
flamini is aleged to have been tapped up by man u a friend of stupid has said
February 28, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Ah yeah the cunt in my gym who will soon be extinct for singing a tasteless Eduardo song!
February 28, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Odub, has he really been ‘terminated’?
As in Mafioso type execution?
Bit harsh treatment for being a bit of a boring cunt.
February 28, 2008 at 12:02 pm
a friend who his a superb sports correspondent for the telegraph!
February 28, 2008 at 12:03 pm
i hope so!! Anyone that feels the need to blog at 2am needs to be fucking terminated permanently as in sleeping with the fishes!!! Speaking of which, a bit quiet on the other side of the world today, no word rom Evo yet!
February 28, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Evo reference re time of day, not laying at the bottom of the Thames!!!!
February 28, 2008 at 12:05 pm
realised he bought a lemon in that plasma tv id say odub, gone back for a refund,
February 28, 2008 at 12:05 pm
if that red nosed alcholic cunting mutha fucka nicks the flamster from us i will bone his missus.
February 28, 2008 at 12:06 pm
with my birds 10″ black dildo of course
February 28, 2008 at 12:06 pm
yeah stupid and his horse or are they one and the same thing,
February 28, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Why the fuck would you want to put that image in my head just before I go out for lunch Stupid?!!! I’m going to have to skimp on the grub and just stick to vino, to erase that image now!!!! Cheers padner!!
February 28, 2008 at 12:07 pm
I take it back then Stupid! You scared me for a second there!!
February 28, 2008 at 12:08 pm
February 28, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Stupid, any chance of changing your user name? I feel rude keep calling you stupid.
February 28, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Stupid, his missus is probably about 72! I’d think twice about that!
Yeah, Ryan got ditched. I don’t mind him coming back on as long as he doesn’t wind everyone up.
Basically bud, a lot of worry about the Flamster heading north!
February 28, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Did you hear about the dyslexic drunk who choked on his own vimto?
February 28, 2008 at 12:11 pm
same here! i was brought up quite well, and was told never to call people rude names…
unless they play for spuds, manure, chavs, bolton, blackburn,……
February 28, 2008 at 12:11 pm
steve, unfortunately stupid by name and nature, so gotta stick with it pal.
February 28, 2008 at 12:12 pm
i was brought up to never use the F word, i told my parents to fuck off.
February 28, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Oki Doke, Stupid it is then Stupid.
February 28, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Or the dyslexic prostitute that liked to cook socks.
February 28, 2008 at 12:13 pm
If he goes, he goes. Would we really want a mercenary cunt with no feelings for the club and its supporters if that was the case ?
February 28, 2008 at 12:14 pm
anyone ever hear that rumour about dion dublin and bobby robsons missus?
February 28, 2008 at 12:14 pm
I was thought to never say the C and T words….Chels and Tott
February 28, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Steve’s on a roll again!!! I swear you’ve got a joke website subscription or something!
February 28, 2008 at 12:17 pm
Or the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He lay awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Right, i’ll stop now.
February 28, 2008 at 12:17 pm
What rumour? Please not another joke about bonking an oap! my stomach couldnt handle that!
February 28, 2008 at 12:18 pm
ok i will leave it then.
February 28, 2008 at 12:41 pm
Here is something different altogether.
I was wondering, would you rather see Brum relegated or staying up?
For my money, I’d rather see us stuff them next season. That is, of course, unless those wins end up costing us any more players.
On the other hand, we would have to go through the whole spectacle of having to go through another round of media ^*******, and I am not sure a year is enough time to wash away my bitterness at last weekend’s events.
Sorry for bringing it up. I guess I just need some closure… (please do not consider this an invitation for sexual innuendo).
Today’s comments have certainly taken on a rather colourful development.
Gus.
February 28, 2008 at 12:43 pm
You leave this site for 2 hours and you come back and we’re talking about nailing Bobby Robsons missus!
I heard Pardew lost the dressing room when he nailed one of the hammers players wives.
Football stuff.
No one has said anything about Jabba? Are we worried about an impending takeover? He has a blocking stake now, 25% but has said he is not interested in a takeover! Good stuff, I think?
Nice read about Gary Lewin, its good to hear him getting some praise after all the shit he got about Gallas last year.
Villa up next? What scores are we thinking? I am confident of a win, but only 1-0!
February 28, 2008 at 12:46 pm
fuck it gus they beat us the last game a couple of seasons ago i have never forgot that, runined my summer!
so they can fuck off to where they belong,
February 28, 2008 at 12:50 pm
What shit about Gallas last year?
February 28, 2008 at 12:53 pm
When he slagged off the medical staff.
Gus, I want to see them go down and have there takeover bid scuppered.
Cunts… pure and simple.
February 28, 2008 at 12:55 pm
come on. all players are mercenary these days. no one REALLY cares about the club they play for. Even scouse Gerrard wanted out a few times of Liverpool. If the money isn’t there and the trophies aren’t there, which top player would still be at Arsenal? the answer is NONE. they all get what they want - they aren’t doing us any favours. we, as fans, just reap the benefits of good management.
February 28, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Guys the new Plasma screen is looking hot and i hope to see a shit load of goals on it coming up in the remaining games for the double!
Just got back from a wine makers dinner and its 11.56pm here, so better hit the sack! Only 2 more days till the villa game, bring it!
February 28, 2008 at 1:00 pm
speaking of going down…
did you hear roy keane transfer listed miller as he kept coming late to training,
they are both from cork, he really takes no shit the natives wont like that
February 28, 2008 at 1:18 pm
fucks sake this cunt gallas, first he wants the legend bergkamps shirt, then he probably blackmailed wenger into the captaincy and now all this other shit about the phsios…this guy is a total wanker.
good player mind you.
February 28, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Evo, I hope you bin the new screen if we don’t win the double!
Gazzap, I agree with what you are saying about footballers in general, but the players do owe the fans. We have put up with a lot of shit over the last few years and paid through the nose for the privelage of watching it.
A bit of loyalty would be nice. If he is being offered what he is being offered elsewhere, I’d like to think he would sign on. He is decent guy, I just hope we aren’t quibbling over a few thousand.
I hear Roy Keane is a real cunt of a manager, he doesn’t talk to the players!
February 28, 2008 at 1:20 pm
i hear he challenges them to fisty cuffs in the car park if they dont perform in training.
February 28, 2008 at 1:20 pm
he is a cunt, full stop pedro
February 28, 2008 at 1:33 pm
off topic but whats the deal with liverpool playing CL a week later against inter,
February 28, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Both Milans play at the San Siro/Guiseppe Meazza… so the games clashed!
I am looking forward to that game, this weekends result will affect that game quite heavily I think!
February 28, 2008 at 1:40 pm
oh yeah stupid me,
February 28, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Coz we are playing at San Siro next week !
February 28, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Just for the record Grovers, that guy that got banned got banned because he was lecturing us on what we should and shouldn’t put in a log.
And he kept coming back and repeating himself.
If I wanted his opinion, I would have given him one.
He also thought he was intelligent but he was little more than a wise arse.
Anyway he gone now and we’ve all been laughing at him, so who’s the clever one now Ryan?
Finally, we look like getting as many hits today with a boring headline as we did for yesterdays contentious one, so the prick was wrong as well as all the above.
February 28, 2008 at 2:25 pm
On that matter of hits……….. what plonker went to bed and left it on 199 comments !!!!!
I say blame Evo - he is after all the Le-Grove Night Foreman !!!!!
February 28, 2008 at 2:28 pm
To coin a phrase from Steve… ”i am absolutely fucking cunted!!” Serves me right for almost drinking a whole bottle of Rioja for lunch! Seemed like a good idea at the time!
It’s bloody busy on here today!!!
What have I missed?!!
February 28, 2008 at 2:31 pm
you fucking mentalist its fuckin only thursday!!
February 28, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Couldnt help it! Business meeting, didnt realsie no one else present drank red, bought a whole bottle… i’ll let you fill in the rest!!
February 28, 2008 at 2:36 pm
your missus wont be inpressed
February 28, 2008 at 2:37 pm
So we still taljking about the pimpley teenager are we?!
Bud, some blokes been on yesterdays blog and pushed it to 200, also decided to leave a link with a rather graphic pic of the Taylor/Eduardo tackle which i don’t think we need to see!!
February 28, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Chris, I’m out tonight and tomorrow night and Saturday night, and she’s away from tonight so….. coming to a pub near you the drink monster!!! Got a feeling I’ll only be sober enough this weekend to find somewhere to watch our game!
Any team news yet btw?
February 28, 2008 at 2:41 pm
I’ll dump it Odub
February 28, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Cheers Geoff, no need for it!
We’ve all seen it, and don’t need to be reminded of it.
February 28, 2008 at 2:44 pm
he thinks the game was against reading as well,
February 28, 2008 at 2:52 pm
another dipstick Odub, I guess the internet throws them up! we do well to only get a few, It’s a good job we can get shot of them.
One bottle of Rioja gets you pissed eh?
February 28, 2008 at 2:54 pm
he wont like that geoff!!
February 28, 2008 at 2:57 pm
When drank quickly in an hour, with only half a tuna sandwich to line my stomach Geoff yes!!!
February 28, 2008 at 3:00 pm
that old chestnut hey….ferking lightweights r us
February 28, 2008 at 3:01 pm
I know, that’s what makes them funny, they keep trying to get back on but they can’t! reminds me of an episode of the Simpsons, when Lisa was trying to prove that Bart was more stupid than her hamster, she wired a muffin up to the mains and he kept getting shocked, but he kept trying.
Wanker!
February 28, 2008 at 3:01 pm
JUst recovered from yesterdays 6 hour lunch with Geoff -so much for the so called laser treatment I couldnt see a fuckin thing on the way home .
Three things I remember -The right then left handed arm wrestling competition -Dont ask but suffice it to say I didnt win.
Secondly got a bollicking for my atroshuus spelling -Thats like being motivated by Gallas eh !!!
However he did share something with me-He has arachnohomophobia-A fear of gay spiders .
Some great posts and Gus j I hope one day I can write one like yours -Good one Sir
Not sure I believe stupids mate after all you cant trust what you read in the papers let alone what isnt in it
Dont worry Ive emailed Wenger and asked him if geoff can do the negotiations on his behalf .Will keep you posted -I hope Flamani can sign with one arm up his back
The Roy Keane reference reminded be of the old Keane and geoffs best mate Beckham when
they played together
THE Manchester United players are in the dressing room on Saturday,
just before the game, when Roy Keane walks in.
“Boss,” he says, “there’s a problem. I’m not playing unless I get
cortisone injection.”
“Hey,” says Becks. “If he’s having a new car, so am I.”
Finally I heard Beckham had got up on stage on the Spice girls last tour performance -he appeared as waste of spice
Sorry I have had to type this 3 times as it wouldnt send and I am going fuckin Bosseyed
February 28, 2008 at 3:02 pm
That or 4 litre bottles of 8% export guiness!!! geoff love that episode!! With the muffin!! Classic!! Your mate Ryan’s back on I see!!
February 28, 2008 at 3:03 pm
!!!!!
February 28, 2008 at 3:03 pm
4 bottles of export guiness also works!! classic Simpsons episode Geoff, Hey our mate Ryan’s back on!! It’s gon be fun on here this afternoon I tell ya!!
February 28, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Ok what the fucks going on??! Ive posted 3 times and nothings happened!! I KNOW IM NOT THAT PISSED!!!
February 28, 2008 at 3:07 pm
that was a long rant and now its gone
February 28, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Ryan… bore off…
Dear oh dear, don’t you have a lecture to attend or something?
Your rant was so long, I couldn’t even be bothered to read it.
You came on here, slagged the writer off for being like tribal football and made a condescending comment about someone’s spelling.
This isn’t a site like that tolerates that type of childish bollocks, if you disagree with the opinion of the writer… fine… but don’t come on preaching like some sort of Headline Nazi or Spelling B champion.
People come here to get away from people like you. So we wont even indulge you.
February 28, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Chris,didnt even get chance to read it!!! Saw it for 30seconds and then it was gone! Thought it was the Rioja for a sec there!!
February 28, 2008 at 3:11 pm
I just cant believe he came back on!! FFS!! what are they feeding these kids these days?!! Steroids?!!! Apologies to any other teenage bloggers on this site (doubt we have any actually!!)
Although Pedro does look frighteningly close!!!!
February 28, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Odub are you taking the piss ive just posted three times and it didnt go through -I think it was Ryan blocking up the tinternet -If it was him he needs a good rodding like all shit kickers -What a sanctimonious bastard “Ill decide ……” wanker
Geoff can we get spell check on this I am getting parrannoyed about my spelin
February 28, 2008 at 3:11 pm
it was extensive to say the least but i am afriad to comment as we are being watched and we are sheep to le-bosses posts,
pedro i assume you can ban isp and well as ip?
February 28, 2008 at 3:15 pm
No just German Ryan boring us with more tales of why he is so intelligent and clever and brainy and intellectually superior… oh and did I mention he is smart?
OH AND 18 YEARS OLD!
A fully grown adult and he want kudos for being able to argue with other adults?
Mike is back!
I’ll read his post to awaken my senses after attempting to read Ryans rant…
February 28, 2008 at 3:15 pm
This is the 3rd time ive sent this again has ryan been blocking tinternet with his shit
Ryan you sanctimonious bastard …”I will decide “”" like all shit shuvellers you need a good rodding .Geoff can you get spell check on this I am getting paranoyd about my spelin
February 28, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Now I look like a cunt cos all my posts have shown up one after the other!!!
Chris the main reason I come back on here is because I love the banter. You get the regulars and a few gueste from time to time, we all have our say, never get personal or insultive, and it makes an otherwise yawnfest of a day go quicker.
The one thing I can’t stand is preachy nonsensical Arsenal knows preachy cunt faced twats who thinks owning a pc or laptop gives them the right to tell me, you or any blogger or even writer what is right and wrong!!
Ive got vinyl LPs at home older than that fucking cunt! I know it’s not the point, but I indulged him for about an hour yesterday and then he started pissing me off!!
Now if my rant gets me blocked Chris so be it!! I’ll start my own blog…… Pedro how do I go about doing that again?!
February 28, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Well said mike… good luck posting now Ryan, Pedro is back at the controls…
February 28, 2008 at 3:18 pm
don’t worry guys, he’ll be back at school soon, half term finishes, though I am surprised he was allowed stay up to post in the early hours this morning.
Still out of 4,000 bloggers so far today 1 twat isn’t bad!
February 28, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Fuck me its got a mind of its own its sending them with a delay -Ive gotta lay down in a darken room
February 28, 2008 at 3:23 pm
mike, that has cracked me up,
February 28, 2008 at 3:25 pm
He started to post with his own email address, but then he started to post with a bogus one, like all internet cowards they use anonymous addresses so they can get mouthy.
However Ryan, I have your real address!
So if he comes on again, I’ll share his real address with everyone so you can all tell him how clever he is!
Wanker.
February 28, 2008 at 3:32 pm
I take it he wins Steve’s gimp mask for being twat blogger of the week!
February 28, 2008 at 3:32 pm
i second that vote
February 28, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Hands down!
February 28, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Look forward to seeing his name in lights on side bar!!, everytime he comes back and can’t get one, he’ll see his name with the gimo mask!!
February 28, 2008 at 3:40 pm
fuck im slurring my typing now!!
Look forward to seeing his name in lights on the side bar, everytime he comes back and can’t get on, he’ll see his name with the gimp mask!
February 28, 2008 at 3:44 pm
with more verbal diarrhoea, i doubt he’ill be back
February 28, 2008 at 3:55 pm
I like the idea of a gimp of the week!
Humiliate people into behaving?
A guy called Stetson Kennedy infiltrated the KKK in the 50’s and fed the secret code words to the producers of the superman radio shows. They got superman to fight the KKK. As a result it trivialised the KKK and reduced membership…
We have all learned something today.
Ryan learned he is boring.
I learned that I am also boring.
We all learned that a gimp mask can be funny, whatever the situation!
Hoorah!
February 28, 2008 at 4:05 pm
OOOOhhhhh I’m a little pissed.
Missed anything?
February 28, 2008 at 4:06 pm
We get Stetson Kennedyl history lessons as well!!!
Ive also learnt a bottle of red on a semi empty stomach is not big or clever!!
February 28, 2008 at 4:08 pm
1 bottle Odub, that’s a warm up.
February 28, 2008 at 4:09 pm
we learned odub cant drink for fuck
February 28, 2008 at 4:09 pm
only kiddin’at least you get to drink during the working day
February 28, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Don’t start giving it Steve, I will not be shown up by a man that drinks becks!!
February 28, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Fair point Odub.
I can drink vino collapso for fun though.
It’s a generic thing.
February 28, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Never been a big wine drinker until about 3 years ago when I started frequenting numerous bodegas in murcia, I do however have a good friend called Mr Daniels 1st name Jack!!! Brandy all day Steve!!!
Arsenal.com….. Diaby back but no RVP! Surprise fucking surprise!
February 28, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Can’t do spirits Odub.
I see Mike is back, welcome you old goat.
What did Ryan have to say for himself?
zzzzzzzzzzzzz I imagine?
February 28, 2008 at 4:28 pm
I can’t do spirits Odub.
Nice to see Mike back. Welcome you old goat.
Hope he has braille on his p.c.
What did Ryan have to bore, sorry say today?
February 28, 2008 at 4:30 pm
What’s happening with the multiple posting, not letting me post bollox?
If you’re not gonna get this you’re a bunch of cunts.
If you do get it, then you aren’t a bunch of cunts
February 28, 2008 at 4:31 pm
The R word is a spammable offence! It does it automatically…
Make up a code word for him… or something!
February 28, 2008 at 4:34 pm
FUCK OFF, really pedro? i like it, i never though of that
February 28, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Mike (the Neighbour) - Get my mobile number off Pedro and give me a call ASAP re what you discussed with Geoff yesterday…….. it seems Uncle Bud may have come up trumps for you !!!!!
February 28, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Oh yes chris! There are many dark dark words that sit in forbidden list…
Cunt is not one of though! So be liberal guys!
February 28, 2008 at 4:45 pm
What happens if we sign Mr.Babel?
We won’t be able to talk about him.
I find it quite amusing that you can reel off endless amounts of cunts but you can’t mention one particalar boring cunt.
February 28, 2008 at 4:45 pm
All sounds a bit dodgy!!
Steve what multiple posting? Your just pissed!!
Steve what multiple posting? Your just pissed!!
Steve what multiple posting? Your just pissed!!